i tried to make it purty

Your Sexual Horoscope

Aries: Pushy douchebag who rushes things

Taurus: Affection erections and heart-ons

Gemini: gimme cummies daddy uwu

Cancer: Baka, it’s not like I want to fuck you

Leo: I AM SEX GOD HEAR ME ROAR

Virgo: 6-month rule

Libra: tries to make everything look purty, with candles and all that shit

Scorpio: yandere maniac, only fuck this one if you’re willing to commit to the Gasai Yuno of the zodiac

Sagittarius: endless sexual marathon tbh

Capricorn: closet pervert

Aquarius: talk dirty to me

Pisces: freaky kinky motherfucker