i tried to fix it but alas

Bad new: I had to deal with my creepy coworker all day so I’m super stressed Good News:I’m channeling all that stress into writing my favorite salty cashier duo from @keithvkogane​ ‘s au

  • Pidge is good with numbers and has memorized the prices of basically everything in the store.
  • Kieth is the exact opposite
  • “Hey Keith, how much does this $5 candy cost?“//”Fuck if I know“
  • Neither of them can do math under pressure though
  • *punches in cash amount*//”“Oh wait I have change!“//*internally*”FUCK“
  • The registers are old and never work properly
  • The card scanner doesn’t work half the time-even the old receipt paper trick fails- and the general scanners need to be reset every few hours and the printer is always jammed
  • Pidge has tried everything in their power to fix the computers, but alas they are all still old rust buckets
  • On a happier note, they all have nicknames
  • The names are Betsy,Cheryl, Sharon, and Peggy
  • Pidge always refers to them by name, confusing many customers
  • “Come on Betsy, work with me old girl!“//”What did you just say to me?”//”Oh I wasn’t talking to you”
  • “Don’t speak to me or my registers ever again“
  • The store is empty 95% of the time but the very second one of them leaves the register there is suddenly a huge line.
  • “Keith I need you on Sharon“//”I was just there!“
  • Totally talk about customers once they leave
  • “Why did that lady buy 10 bottle openers? Who needs 10 bottle openers!“
  • They have the most inside jokes out of anyone in the store
  • Whenever they hear a weird noise*Both lock eyes and whisper* Mothman
  • *humming the X-Files theme over the PA*
  • *Lance does something stupid*//”It’s your turn to deal with him“//”No I think its yours“//*loud sigh*
  • *Computer breaks down*//”This is homophobic“//”How?“//”I’m gay and it inconveniences me“
  • “Keith if i die tell Peggy, Sharon, and Cheryl that I love them“//”What about Betsy?“//”Not her, she was being a little shit today“
  • They have competitions over who can make the most money in a day
  •  Sometimes till report time is the most exciting part of the day
  • “Yo I made $516 today“//”HA! I made $524! SUCK IT“

Okay so I finally finished a Voltron fic. I’m not sure if I like it but whatever. It’s from a prompt list that I can’t find right now I’m gonna look for it tomorrow.

Anyways it’s pretty short and the format might look weird. I’m not sure what to do with it yet. I’ll fix it later if I decide to.

The prompt was “I’m not gonna stop poking you until you give me some attention”    

Okay enjoy some cute Hance

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Shenanigans - Pietro Maximoff x Reader x Scott Lang

Originally posted by ranrightintomyheart

Originally posted by littlesati

Words: 987
Pairing: Pietro Maximoff x Reader x Scott Lang
Warnings: swearing wow what a surprise
Requested by: @bluetrainer
Hello, I recently found your blog and amazing imagines btw really great, I was wondering if you could make a fix where Pietro and Scott are both in love with the reader and the reader tries to tell them to stop with all the jealous shenanigans they do to try to one up each other, and that they love them both.
A/n: I’m glad you like my imagines :)) Also, what the heck, six hundred followers? I just hit 500 like two days ago. Wowza! <3


Hanging out with Pietro was always a ball. You could go anywhere at anytime, and do anything. And his plans with you today we’re going to be going to the other side of New York, but alas, he sprained his ankle.

But you were perfectly fine with just hanging out with him at the facility. You weren’t really sure what you were going to do, but it was going to be hilarious.

“We should play a prank on Cap.” Pietro said.

“What would we do?” You asked as you were laying on his bed, kicking your feet up in the air.

Pietro shrugged. “We will figure something out.”

On the other side of the facility, though, Scott was coming up with a plan. He was trying to figure out how to get Pietro away from you, and stop his flirting. Pietro knew Scott liked you.

When Scott heard Pietro and you laughing outside of his room, he went into action. He stepped outside to be met with both of you.

“I thought you guys were traveling today?” He asked.

“Nah, Piet sprained his ankle.” You said.

“Oh,” Scott said with a little smile. “You’re just going to let that get you down and away from your day with (Y/N)?” Scott asked. “You can’t let that get you down!”

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older and newer updates, crossposting from instagram. I wish progress was faster, but alas. I’m figuring out a lot of stuff as I go, which means there are a lot of things that don’t immediately work and I have to redo! (also I’m stubborn, I learn by making mistakes and fixing them rather than following a tried and tested method ^^’) finishing sen’s head-system and spoon’s sculpt are my priority for the holidays, and besides those I’ll be working on the #60body mainly. mostly I just have to keep myself from starting anything new (again)!

This is by no means finished but if I have to spend one more waking minute with this uncooperative piece of crap I may just have to light myself on fire. So I’m done. Enjoy.

Ok so I KNOW I said I would do some writing tonight, but my brain was 100% not in the zone (probs because I’ve been thinking about math this entire week yikes!!)

So anyway instead of staring sadly at a word doc, I finally painted these three boxes!  And omg it took forever, but I feel so much more artsy now than I did before (hopefully that’ll help with writing!)

The problem is though I have literally no use for more boxes :/ I’m sure I’ll just throw random shit in there eventually haha