i tried not to laugh so hard

kalopsie  asked:

(studyblr: thefashionstudies) ok so crush story, here we go: when i was 14 i think? i fell in love HARD with my best (guy)friend. now, this was bad because he already liked another girl and i knew i had 0 chances with him, so naturally i tried to kill my feelings but i'm as discreet as an elephant so everyone knew about it (except him). it was AWFUL bc he was so nice to me and made me laugh and we stayed up all night talking and aaah it was terrible!! BUUT one day we were at a friend's birthday+

party and we were both kinda drunk?? so we were really flirty and everything and in one moment we were alone and hE KISSED ME and i was like “wtf what is happening didn’t you like another girl??!?!??!?!” and he said to me “you know that’s not true” !!!!!!! and long story short guess who found her soulmate at 14 and has been with him for 2.5 years :’)

SHUT UP. That is so cute!! I love it when best friends fall in love x

sleepover friday!

ok you know that ‘make the princess laugh and you can have her hand in marriage’ thing?

imagine so many come in.

they try, so hard, to make her laugh.

she just sits there, morose, ignoring every man who tries to coax a smile.

one day she’s sitting on the balcony. she just looks so sad.

of course that little thief tries to make her smile.

a girl who goes through the (semi public) royal gardens every day to pick flowers, even though technically only the royal family is allowed to do that. 

she sees the princess while she’s picking them up to sell on the streets, and she’s just… so sad. this princess needs someone to cheer her up.

and she tries. she’ll do silly dances when she comes in, she’ll bring up frogs from ponds and act out comedies, she’ll make flower crowns and exaggerate just how hard it is.

the first few days, the princess doesn’t even look at her.

then she starts noticing. this girl, trying so hard to cheer her up. she probably hasn’t even heard of the hand in marriage thing, she doesn’t know she’s trying so hard for nothing.

but she does it anyway.

one day, the princess starts talking to her as she does these things. “You do know that it’s useless?”

“What?” the thief says. “No way! I’m going to get you to laugh!”

“The best jesters in the kingdom have tried, don’t bother,” the princess declared pessimistically, staring down at the girl.

Then the thief puffs out her chest, “Of course I am! I’ll find the best jokes, even better than the jesters have found! I’ll… fight a fire breathing dog for them!”

There’s no laugh, but the corner of the princess’s mouth twitches. it’s sad how she thinks she can make me laugh…

the girl keeps trying, for years, making more silly stories and trading flowers for jokes rather than food or money. the princess slowly realizes the girl is getting closer and closer, asking her for responses in knock knock jokes and encouraging her to speak when she wouldn’t respond immediately.

the princess eventually had the girl hanging from her balcony, holding on tight to the rail and feet wedged between the columns, grinning and telling yet another iteration of that already old chicken joke.

the princess has been smiling, slightly, but she mostly just looks unresponsive. the girl is happy, it’s better than looking so sad, like she had been years before.

the girl moves on to puns, pointing at the exotic lunch the princess was eating. “Why do the melons have to go to get married? They cantaloupe!”

“You only know that word because of me,” the princess snarks, but there’s a small smile there, a bit of happiness. This little flower girl, this thief has grown into an amazing friend, a wonderful person who genuinely just wants to help. she doesn’t know of the deal, only nobles and jesters could know, not the commonfolk.

“Well, it makes quite the pun,” the girl says, proud of her joke. a smile! what an accomplishment!

“Say…” she continued, “What would you call a princess who got swept up in conversation a thief?” she pulled a flower out of her pocket, waving it in front of the princess’s face. the princess’s eyes crossed to see the flower before they rolled at the obvious setup.

though, it was interesting that it obviously involved them.

“I don’t know,” she admitted, sighing in preparation for another horrible pun. “What?”

the girl grinned. “A pretty theft!” she exclaimed, ticking the flower against the princess’s nose.

the princess froze for a moment, stunned. she had been complimented a million times over, called graceful by etiquette instructors, been called beautiful by many a suitor, been called wonderful by her mother before… she stopped thinking about that. 

she had never been called pretty.

she burst into laughter at the commonplace compliment, as if she was some sort of milkmaid who had somehow grown up to be good looking! it was ridiculous, the notion, yet somehow it had her blushing all the same.

then she suddenly stopped, realizing what she’d done.

the flower thief was staring at her in amazement, a blush of her own speckling her cheeks. her flower tilted out from in front of the princess’s nose, as if it had it’s own amazement.

“Wow…” the girl breathed. she’d never heard something so beautiful in her life.

The princess was silent, knowing what she had just done. She had just laughed for the first time in years.

The girl may not have been aware of the arrangement, but she was quickly swept up in it. A maid had heard the laughter and burst in, to find the thief and the princess, caught up in each other’s eyes, reveling in what had just happened.

The wedding was beautiful, a flower filled affair, a wonderful nod to how it happened. The king was so happy to see his daughter with someone who made her smile for once, tearing up as they were wed.

The princess’s laugh was still incredibly rare. She still had a hard time smiling. But a well timed joke from the girl– no, her wife– and another flower that had a hidden meaning behind it, than maybe, maybe you would hear it.

After all, the princess had finally laughed with the one she loved.

  • Me: So killing stalking is a great webtoon/manhwa. It accurate portrays what an abusive relationship is and how it can happen to anyone, whether you are straight or not.
  • Me: You see, I quite like the character Yoonbum because the author did a great job showing how he's slowly succumbing to mental issues by being caged within his kidnapper's house.
  • Me: I also like how the author depicted the kidnapper because she accurate portrays his insanity and how he developed it. His name is
  • Me: *looks at smudged writing on hand*
  • Me: sang moo goes the cow.
I tried. I tried so hard to be everything you wanted. To make you happy. To see you smile. To hear you laugh. To be what you need. I tried so god damn hard and that is why it hurts so much that I wasn’t enough for you.
— 

I tried.

But that wasnt enough for you

Imagine Victor seductively whispering phrases in Russian into Yuuri’s ear during foreplay/sex, but when Yuuri asks what they mean, he only winks and says it’s a secret.

So Yuuri tries to impress him and memorizes as much as he can from his speech over a few days and when he catches Victor casually reading a book on the couch he sees his chance, straddles him, brings his lips close to his ear and pronounces one of the lines in as sexy a whisper as he can muster.

And Victor suddenly bursts out laughing, so hard that his entirey body is shaking and there are tears in his eyes and he can’t collect himself for a good 5 minutes and Yuuri is just staring at him thinking “Did I fuck up? Did I remember it wrong? Did I just say something stupid?”

And when Victor calms down he simply explains “You just said Be glorious, our free Fatherland.”

And Yuuri just knits his brows and looks at him in confusion like “…why?”

And Victor just cackles “I’ve been reciting the National anthem of Russia to you every time we had sex for the past week.”

Victor gets a light jab to the chest and a pout, but Yuuri forgives him with a shake of the head, roll of the eyes, a light smile and a “I married an idiot.”

Yuuri gets his revenge by repeating lines from the anthem whenever things get hot because it always makes Victor laugh and that usually kills his arousal.

I drank until I threw up,
then laughed until I cried.
I never know when to stop,
No matter how hard I’ve tried.
Maybe it’s why we lasted so long,
not knowing a good things done.
Even kissing your lips in the park, 
I always knew you weren’t the one.
—  eliadoodle 
Dating Tommy Holland might include:

Originally posted by septodragon

(( gif not mine, but damn ))

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DATING THIS MUNCHKIN MAY INCLUDE:

  • him laughing when he tries to teach you proper English table mannerisms
  • you trying really hard because you want to make him proud
  • “I guess you are too adorable to be proper, eh?”
  • if you are short: he would bring it up any chance he was given
  • because he is used to being the youngest and the shortest
  • he is pretty deviant and quite sly
  • you soon understand why Seb and Robert call him a little asshole
  • WANNABE GENTLEMAN
  • he tries so hard to open doors for you and pull out a chair and get your coat
  • he whines when you do them yourself
  • he whines in general
  • he’s a big baby and you take care of him often
  • when he is sick he will play it like he is dying so that you will take care of him
  • because he loves your cooking
  • praises it
  • he will often shower you in what you call over exaggerated compliments
  • but he calls them understatements of blatant facts
  • he can and will take any aspect about you and ramble about how much he adores it
  • but he is also the person where if you mention a flaw you see about yourself and genuinely would like to change it for the better; he will give you constructive advice and help you in anyway that he can
  • he wants you to love yourself as much as he does
  • hand holding
  • inconvenient hand holding
  • always touching in someway
  • PROTECTIVE TYPE
  • an arm around you
  • glaring
  • at any man that walks past
  • even Harrison
  • just because
  • some random on the street
  • gave you a cat call
  • he was physically ready to slice of their arm
  • and beat them with it
  • “Guysss, I’m really homesick“ :(
  • “Tom, you just went home to grab a hoodie and came back seven minutes ago?”
  • “I knowww. But (Y/n) isn’t here…”
  • because home is where the heart is
  • “She left to get some coffee. You hugged her three minutes ago– what is wrong with you?”

I have a request! Could you just make whichever faces you want with piper jason and leo for the face thing :) thank u

The Lost Hero trio!!
all trying so hard not to laugh and failing!
These kids spent 6 months together, being their own kind of troublemakers <3

Thanks anon for the request, sorry it took me so long

Last night I had a dream that Bitty tried to put up a Christmas tree in the Haus and decorate it all nice

But the rest of the boys kept taking the nice ornaments away and replacing them with hockey stuff. Like, just hanging a roll of stick tape from a branch.

At one point someone stole all the presents and replaced them with a pile of spare skates and gear.

There was a battle where everyone was trying to put a pic of their fave player at the top of the tree until someone put Bob up and no one dared replace him.

There were a lot of pics of hockey players in various states of undress put all over the tree, including Shitty, who definitely put himself up there.

I wish I could tell you I remember every second,” she whispered, her voice heavy with unshed tears, “but I don’t. I remember meeting him for the first time, our first kiss and a handful of happy moments. But I forgot the details. I hardly remember his smell or the sound of his laugh or the feeling of his hands in mine. I remember the sadness in his eyes when he said goodbye. I tried so hard to forget him when he left that I find it hard to even remember his face on some days.
—  Oblivion
n.j.
The signs as things my friends as the signs have said pt. 2
  • Aries: OPEN UP THE FUCKING PIT!
  • Taurus: I have no clue who's socks these are but I'm wearing them. They were in my drawer! They have the name Michael written on them! I don't know a Michael!
  • Gemini: Apparently, they thought I was super calm... When in reality was losing it on the outside, about to go off on the customer.
  • Cancer: Sorry, I was napping.
  • Leo: I'm running off of three hours of sleep and I haven't eaten in almost 24 hours. What's new with you?
  • Virgo: *Sings off key then proceeds to laugh so hard we almost wreck*
  • Libra: I will fucking cockslap her if she tries me.
  • Scorpio: I decided to get back at her. I hit her in the head with a wiffle ball twice... and I did some other stuff...
  • Sagittarius: Why am I the goblin woman? I don't wanna be the goblin woman!
  • Capricorn: So, I saw his car was there and I shit on his windshield. So yeah, that happened...
  • Aquarius: Yes daddy I do!
  • Pisces: I ended up spending $250 on lush products... I do NOT! have an addiction!
Headcanon: Drarry + Hogsmeade + eighth year
  • So, Harry and Draco bump into each other at the Three Broomsticks
  • It’s kinda awkward
  • But then Draco invites Harry to sit with him, since there aren’t any other seats left
  • Harry tries to talk about something other than the war
  • Soon, they’re really hitting it off
  • Harry laughs so hard at a joke Draco told that Butterbeer comes spurting out his nose
  • They make plans to meet up next weekend, same time, same place
  • Draco immediately takes Harry shopping for better clothes
  • ‘you dress like a heathen, potter, how are you expecting to maintain your public image?’
  • ‘but I like these jeans!’
  • Harry drags Draco into the Quidditch shop nearly every time
  • Draco has a secret sweet tooth, which Harry finds out when they go to Honeydukes together
  • He insists on buying a whole case of chocolate frogs and sugar quills, which Draco can’t possibly accept
  • But when he sees that Harry got licorice wands too, he totally does
  • Soon, they’re hanging out every Hogsmeade weekend
  • Harry finds it really nice
  • But then, he finds himself slipping in a patch of ice
  • And Draco catches him
  • And they just look at each other
  • There’s mistletoe above them, hanging from a streetlamp
  • And Draco’s kissing Harry like there’s no tomorrow
  • And Harry’s finally figuring out that he’s in love
  • And it’s absolutely wonderful.

Sneaky Haechan laughing off 😂😂😂 at Taeyong’s cute embarrassed 😳😳moment when he tried to explain the “bad thoughts” behind the lyrics of “Baby don’t like it”, while Johnny innocently asked : “What are bad thoughts?”👼👼

Gryffindor:

roasting marshmallows, getting drunk, standing near the edge at the top of a building, laughing so hard your stomach hurts, feeling the bass of a song shake your whole body, truth or dare, the feeling of your heart pounding, the smell of gasoline

Hufflepuff:

bear hugs, sunny afternoons, defending a friend, sleepovers, holding hands, platonic love, kissing your friend’s cheek, holding the door open for someone, bright colors, inside jokes, making friends

Slytherin:

kissing in the rain, the rush of pride you get when you accomplish something, finishing a project, hushed whispers, being acknowledged, warming up after being in the cold , getting what you want, buying something new

Ravenclaw:

the smell of old books, the sound of pen on paper, finally getting through a creative block, getting an A+, staying up late to study, writing poems, checking books out at a library, watching someone talk about what they are passionate about, classical music