i tried ; ;

Connor Murphy x Reader + Strict Parents

- keep your window unlocked because he will NOT hesitate to pick/break the lock and scare the shit out of you
- he met your parents and it was awkward for everyone involved
- he’s a 6 foot tall punk looking guy with long hair who paints his nails black and constantly looks pissed
- and your parents were like “so this is your boyfriend,,,,,,,,,,,,”
- he was on his best behavior but you know he’s kind of a dick
- you gotta specify WHEN and WHERE you’re going with him and EXACTLY what you’ll be doing
- you both learn to be sneaky
- “Connor got tickets for us to see A Christmas Carol from 8 to 9:30 and reservations afterwards.”
- sike the tickets were Zoe and Alana’s
- you’re actually going to a Fall Out Boy concert
- eventually your parents meet Connor’s parents
- “(Y/N)’s been such a good influence on Connor!”
- after meeting this well adjusted family, your parents chill out a little bit and make your curfew 30 minutes later

Masterlist

An updated one for the nice anon!

Headcanons:
Pregnant
Spa Day
Halloween
Coming Out as Bi
Endearment Terms

All the Dream Stuff I Wrote (Because Apparently I Hava a Thing for That):
Sweet Dreams
Nightmare
Loving Nightmares

These are Short:
Burning Jealousy
Cold Memories
Make Me A Future
Silver Braids
Chemistry
Gross Misunderstandings
Confession

These are Not (They're Long-ish):
A Maximoff Christmas
Confined
Die To Save You
Catastrophe
Hurt For Fun

This One Is Long:
Angel With A Shotgun

These Have Trigger Warnings, Proceed With Caution:
Till Death Do Us Part - Cancer
We Don’t Have To Talk - Abuse/Assault
Drowning - Abuse/Assault

voltron characters as history of the entire world i guess quotes
  • Shiro: "some stars burn and die, bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION"
  • Keith: "fuck the church, here's 95 reasons why"
  • Lance: "coming to a dank river valley near you"
  • Pidge: "nope, can't walk yet. and there's no food yet so i don't care."
  • Hunk: *soft whisper* "they never got ethiopia"
  • Allura: "will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants? ok thanks, bye"
  • Coran: "weather update"
  • Haggar: "the sun is a deadly lazer!"
  • Zarkon: "you could create a religion out of this!"
  • Alfor: "no, don't"
  • Matt: "now you can eat sunshine"