i took this shit picture too

Some one please take this controller away from me,

How to play Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild:

Step 1. Get the paraglider and leave the first area
Step 2. Find a horse, tame them, and love them.
Step 3.Get your brother to convince you to ride said horse into the LAST AREA IN THE GAME, glide ON TO Hyrule Castle, sneak inside, steal as many high level weapon as possible (including the Royal Claymore and all of the Royal Guards gear set, I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THERE WAS STUFF THIS STRONG.), find a secret passage out through the library, complete “A Major Test of STREGNTH” and just waltz on out all the while only having FIVE fUCKIGN HEARTS.

this is wrong. I’m worse than Gannon. someone lock me away and throw away the key.

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(slams hands on table) hoshidan royal fami l y + k i d s

Oh my god I thought I was never going to get this done this took forever. Based off this sketch, but unfortunately I had to cut mikoto and sumeragi because… well, you can see this picture is pretty crowded as is. and they all wear similar colors so it’s really hard to make them distinct from each other. But omg I’m so glad I got this done, I had to do at least one pic of this because I love the family dynamic. Most importantly, it has shiro and kiragi who are always missing from the birthright royal fam fanart and I love them. I need more art of them as a big family because it warms my soul.

other thoughts I had while drawing this:

-spotify randomly opened and started playing different strokes at some pint and it was just like a sign from god to keep going

-”what the fuck is their damage with bows this whole family wears more ribbons than a goddam joann fabric store”

-kiragi and shiro = young takumi and ryoma????

-Hinoka is Um Jammer Lammy

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* Anthony × Reader

* Modern rpf

* 23: Delete that immediately

* 26: Did you enjoy yourself last night?

* Requested by anonymous

* Request: the reader and Anthony did “it” last night and Ramos took a picture of the reader and accidentally posts it on Instagram.

A/N: So it’s super late but here’s an Anthony imagine! Yay! As a sort of warning I guess: Anthony swears a bit. He say shit at least 5 times in 3 paragraphs…besides that, references to sex too obviously. Also it’s kinda short but eh, I think it’s kinda good. But, enjoy!

Word Count: 1,680

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You slipped awake in the morning but didn’t move yet. However, your boyfriend did. His arm was draped over your waist and his bare chest against your bare back but he pulled away.  You wanted to protest but that would let him know you were awake, and you weren’t quite ready to function. Until you heard the noise of an iPhone camera shutter and you knew he was not taking a selfie. You knew that your arms would be covering your chest in the picture and the covers, which were down by your waist, was covering everything lower. Still, Anthony did not need a picture like that on his phone.

“Delete that immediately.” You told him. You opened you eyes and smirked as Anthony almost dropped his phone in surprise. He fumbled with it for a moment before finally getting a firm grasp on it. He locked it and looked at you.

“Well good morning.” He said, arms crossed. He had pulled on some sweat pants but no shirt. His curls hung down, the tips barely grazing his shoulders. You sat up, pulling some covers up to cover your chest.

“Seriously Anthony. Delete it.” You told him.

“Fine.” He relented. He scrolled through his phone and deleted the picture. “Here’s proof.” He showed you his phone and the last picture in his camera roll was a picture of you at dinner the night prior. It was your anniversary and had celebrated with dinner. You “celebrated” more at home as well.

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Adventure Family House - Little Details Pt. 1

A few people have already asked me to do a forensic walk around of the Fisher-Drake’s beach house (requested after this huge monster of a post), but because I took 50+ pictures doing this I’m gonna divide it up into parts! 

herrrreeee we gooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Cassie has a goldfish!! cute!!

Cassie’s game collection (besides crash ofc)

Phantom Frontier = Final Fantasy??? what r u hinting at ND (also the Brickstone game was transferred over from some of the concept art done for Cassie, so that’s cool!)

i am digging Cassie’s aesthetic

i don’t think I’ve ever seen a prettier sink omg

pretty lamps over nate and elena’s bed that elena has definitely not slammed her head on while riding her husband, no sir (someone pls write this)

ok i know you guys have busy lives but this is a little excessive i think. wet towels on the floor what are you DOING

tbh if i was married to either nate or elena i would want zero curtains hiding their naked wet bods in the shower or bathtub (im sure cassie has a strict rule about literally never going anywhere near her parents room ever)

this ugly ass stupid fucking fuzzy leopard print jacket is still in their closet 15+ later and it is once again on Nate’s side of the closet. where are you even wearing this fucking jacket nate what the fuck

this jacket haunts me

more soft aesthetic that i am diggin

look at these cool old (hella inaccurate) maps!!!!!! I am LIVING this is literally what i want my entire house to be wallpapered with 

a game you play with beans? idk what this is but im all for it

obligatory notes on the fridge even tho there are already a bunch of cool posts about this. also elena who are you to talk about a messy room have you seen the disaster island that is your bedroom

the empty sink is a metaphor for them finally having their shit together

surfboard as a decoration piece for your kitchen. nice

no more take out!! nate and elena making healthy choices for cassie is p cute tho

they have three chairs!! there’s even a spot for vicky to sit while they eat. idk why this is so cute but them just eating food together and being a happy nuclear family warms my heart

the infamous backgammon board that im sure has incited a lot of yelling and triumphant boo-yas

adorable wind chimes!!

this hammock has been desecrated by sandy beach sex more than once. another space staunchly boycotted by cassie

tiki torches!! it must be lovely in the evening with all the twinkle lights and torches they have around 


welp that’s it for part one! next up is their front (back?) lawn, the adventure office, and some candid shots of nate and elena being old and happy and in love!

Okay, I’m sure everyone has already noticed this before but I have a lot of questions…

This picture existed on Mulder and Scully’s wall like…WHY??
Who just casually took this?
And then did they show it to Mulder and Scully?
And they’re like, cool, yeah, can we have a copy to hang up, thanks.
Yup. There we are hard at work (??)
But really we’re just in love and this is the only picture we have together so far because we’re too busy working.


Also…is that low key a dead body on the far right side?
Cause that’s some dark shit.

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hello all, long time no see, I took the admision exam for college in March, I will know the results of it on April 6th, I don’t think I did too well, if I didn’t, I have to wait till next year to take it again :/ anyway, I’ve been relaxing since the exams, tons of new pretties thanks to new pictures that surfaced, I got really inspired today mostly. Also, I just discovered that, besides ALLLL the shit I have that stems from Spina Bifida, I have something called preauricular sinus, on BOTH ears (which only happens in like 25% of cases…yay me!), now for the most part is nothing, doesn’t bother, just sits there. But in MY case, because I have low immune system due to dialysis, is prone to start leaking, open up and get infected like every six months, it did get infected in one ear, really bad now, I had to go to the ER to get it drained which HURT, and been on antibiotics for a week now, so I’m making all arrangements to get the thing (fistula, I think it is) removed from both ears, I don’t know when it’ll happen, but some time in the next month, probably, I’ll let everyone know when I have a date for the surgery. Is not a complicated procedure, I’ll be sent home once it’s done and I’m not as high, doesn’t involve general anesthesia, just valium and local anesthetics. Anyway, I’m fucking annoyed that I need another uncomfortable procedure, but I’d rather just get it over with and not have it bother me on and off for the rest of my life.

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the 100 Socialmedia au: Clarke is trying to get Wells to change his generic icon

(and succeeds)

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Anastasia AU because I had too when i saw @yaboybokuto do it 

I couldn’t take good screens so I didn’t do much and the quality is shit i’m sorry. I may do better ones later - Or put my grabby hands on another au instead -

Also Inko prob died young, that’s why I drew her like this 

FRIENDLY REMINDER TO NOT USE SO MUCH TOOTHPASTE!

HELLO FRIENDS IT IS I, YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD FUCKINGRECIPES, HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY TRIP TO THE DENTIST. 

SO I ARRIVE AND OF COURSE MY FANGS ARE KICKASS, BUT OH SHIT THAT SPOT OF SENSITIVITY ON MY EYETEETH ARE NOT THESE NATURAL LITTLE FUCKERS THAT I THOUGHT THEY WERE, BUT A WEARING AWAY OF ENAMEL! 

‘fucking shit’ I THOUGHT, AS I STARED AT THE PICTURE OF MY GLORIOUS FANGS WITH THEIR TINY LITTLE SPOT OF EROSION. 

'but i brush my teeth all the damn time! Crest anticavity protection has failed me!' 

I VOICED THIS TO MY DENTIST, SHORTLY AFTER HE WRAPPED UP THE TRADITIONAL 'it wouldn’t bleed if you flossed more’ SPEECH. HE NODDED SAGELY, LIKE I HAD VOICED SOME LITTLE-KNOWN SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE. 

'toothpaste erodes your enamel. It’s too strong.' 

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT BALLS FUCKERY IS THIS BULLSHIT?

'An experiment was done, where they took some teeth, out of people’s heads of course, and had a toothbrush machine put 7 years of wear on them via brushing in a fairly short time. Perfectly fine teeth, no difference between soft and hard bristle.’

AND THEN HE NARROWED HIS EYES, LIKE THE WORLD HAD BETRAYED HIM, AND HE WAS LOST IN HIS HEAD ON SOME SORT OF DARK VENGEANCE-QUEST. 

'But once they added toothpaste - the Enamal started wearing away, and the teeth showed obvious signs of erosion.’

THEN HE SMILED, LIKE ONE OF THOSE ANIME PROTAGONISTS TRYING TO PRETEND THEY HADN’T JUST HAD A TRAGIC PAST FLASHBACK, AND WANTED TO REASSURE THEIR FRIENDS THAT EVERYTHING WAS A-OK.

I SWEAR I COULD SEE FUCKING SPARKLES AROUND HIS FACE. 

'I’d much rather people brush their teeth 2-3 minutes, with just water, instead of a huge glop of toothpaste like the commercials show. Then again, a little freshness is nice. If you’re going to use it, a pea-sized bit of toothpaste, or less, is better. Flossing is essential, though!' 

SO THERE’S YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM.

HAVE A GOOD DAY, YOU GORGEOUS MOTHERFUCKERS. 

ACNL Designs-Fire Emblem Edition!

This is seriously delayed because I had to fix a bunch of shit and then found out it wouldn’t let me put that many pictures in or the file size was too big or whatever so I had to work around that BUT I finally got that worked out and so HERE YOU ARE, DESIGNS UNDER THE CUT, ENJOY

This set took me forever to do so there’s only 3 right now, and they’re Robin(MU from FEA), Lissa, and Elise. As always, feel free to make requests for characters’ outfits, I may not be able to do all of them but, uh, I’ll see what I can do. You don’t have to tell me if you use these, but not gonna lie that would be super rad to know I’m not just putting all these out into the void, just saying. Please let me know if a code doesn’t work, and I’ll, uh, try to fix it. They’re not perfect, but I like how they turned out, overall.

(also uh nintendo/intelligent systems i just thought this would be fun and i love the character designs please don’t hurt me i am small and weak)

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anonymous asked:

honestly, people is so oblivious... the amount of people that think i'm straight and neurotypical is wild, like, do you not see me drooling over every girl I see? and as of mental health, do you not see me being incredibly bad at being a human being?

ME TOO like people keep calling me white all the time it’s so fucking gross? i don’t wanna be involved with ur cracker shit

kursikun  asked:

You're not good at manipulating and transforming the pictures and graphics YOU'RE AMAZING AT IT. It looked like the real thing!

whoa this message took an unexpected turn! thank you!! actually…

I FEEL LIKE I AM GAINING TOO MUCH POWER… i recently discovered i can manipulate persona q and

hhholy SHIT i have sinned

I’m sad. I had nightmare after nightmare last night and slept like total shit which made Cory sleep like shit too. I wanted to keep Finn home today, but it was so nice out and I knew they’d take the babies outside to play, so I took him to daycare anyways. 

Now I’m home all by myself until it’s time for work. Kinda wanna go to Target and get a mirror for our bedroom. Kinda wanna crawl back into bed and try to sleep. Kinda wanna fall off the earth. Ya know. Normal Friday things. 

Reason why I love fandoms #512

A bit ago I got caught by a teenager at my gym for….basically smiling a bit too gay-ly at Anna Kendrick in ‘Can’t Stop The Feeling’.
Today shew as at the gym again and so I took the machine next to he. She looked over at my iPad lock screen, which is the picture of AnnaK, AnnaC & Britt holding up the drawing of a shit (let’s just talk about that for a moment) AND I happen to be wearing my ‘Love Is Louder’ shirt. 
So. It was established that I was a Bechloe shipper by this chic.
We spent the entire workout discussing Anna Kendrick’s vague but leading comments and if/what/why we think Bechloe can or cannot happen in PP3.

Then I spent the entire walk home thinking about how amazing it is. We never would have spoken had this commonality never been present. And it’s amazing. 
Shipping/fandoms/fan fiction really is so much more than it seems to be.

It’s a community. And while I’m still not sure how I got here, I would NEVER change it. Not for anything. 

Confirmation Bias [Chrollo Broccoli.]

So I and @seramaie went to supermarket. She suddenly point this out and said, “hey look, Chrollo Broccoli. You should draw him hugging a broccoli.”

At first glance I really believe it was Chrolo Broccoli. 

I was excited and took a picture. Meanwhile, some weird shits start to happen inside my head. 
“Since when Chrolo is a veggie? why? how? wtf.asdjahfj%@*)!!” [cognitive dissonance]
including the imagery of this bizarre advertisement.

I went home and re-check the whole thing. Turns out I read it all wrong. 

Some kind of cognitive bias messing with my head. Powerful enough to plant a false memory.

But more importantly, I’m. not. high.

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title: TINY SCAR
pairing:
Elizabeth of York x Henry Tudor
summary:
the morning-after their first night together. no need to say that pre-marital sex is my headcanon for this one-shot.
rating: NC-17
words: 3360
notes: my attempt of fluff + smut, because they deserve better reprensentations of their relationship in fiction that the ones we have, and here my little contribution. it took me way too mcuh time to write this shit :P… sorry in advance for my english, but i hope you will enjoy it anyway xxx inspired by this gifset.

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  1. August something, soaking wet on a golf course, absolutely trashed, and hellbent on kissing you. I didn’t. I was in a depression and you were too, but that night felt good. The hangover that followed did not, but it was worth it. It was the beginning.
  2. I took this picture the night I first kissed you, three months later. I was so nervous. We haven’t been together all that long but you have become so goddamn important to me–wherever we wind up you will be in my heart forever.