i took this on an iphone

monsta x's google search history

shownu

• “siri keeps calling me big daddy”
• “how to stop sweating”
• “how to take screenshot on iphone”
• “hey google”
• “why isn’t it working”
• “hey google”

wonho

• “bunny slippers for mens size 10”
• “does victoria’s secret sell pasties in different shapes”
• “the notebook full movie online free”
• “how to not fall in love with ur friends”
• “what is in shin ramen”
• “momo cafe yelp”

minhyuk

• “monsta x minhyuk hot”
• “pizza eating contest in seoul signups”
• “lifetime supply of strawberry milk ebay”
• “baby meerkat”
• “how old is leonardo dicaprio”

kihyun

• “just dance 2017”
• “monsta x beautiful karaoke lyrics”
• “how to make your children shut up"
• “nearest fried chicken place”
• “why did my cactus die”
• “overwatch cheat codes”

hyungwon

• “how to say blueberry in portuguese”
• “dog with fruit on their heads”
• “how long can you sleep before you die”
• “pokemon snorlax pillow”
• “how to burp on command”

jooheon

• “zion t without glasses”
• “little einsteins beat remix download”
• “biggest vape cloud ever”
• “world record for most french fries eaten in a minute”
• “where is usher”

changkyun

• “christian mingle horror stories”
• “how to become a dog wikihow”
• “bee movie director”
• “what would a chair look like if your legs bent the other way”
• “what are taxes”

Dianne Bentley saved receipts, helped take down her cheating governor husband.

The text copy, of course, leaves out all pics and formatting, (not to mention being unnecessarily laborious and time-wasting) but you can google a sentence or two to find the source (mic.com).

“When male politicians do shitty things, their wives are generally expected to stand quietly and supportively behind them, in press conferences and in life.

Not Dianne Bentley, though.

According to Business Insider, when she discovered that her husband, Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley, was having an affair, she set the sabotage machine in motion that ultimately brought him down.

The governor resigned Monday as evidence mounted that he had violated a number of campaign finance and state ethics laws in pursuit of an extramarital relationship with his adviser Rebekah Mason. That the Alabama House Ethics Committee amassed so much evidence in the first place is thanks in no small part to Dianne Bentley, who saves receipts.

According to the impeachment report, the Alabaman first lady first sensed something was going on between her husband and Mason in September 2013. At the time, Mason had not yet moved to Montgomery and was living in the governor’s mansion pool house. She was also, Bentley noticed, aggressively texting the governor during off hours and for non-gubernatorial business. But Bentley didn’t get concrete proof until February 2014, when she and the governor attended a National Governor’s Association in Washington, D.C. Mason came along, and Bentley saw her texting flirtatiously with the governor at the dinner table one night.

"I can’t take my eyes off of you,” the governor texted Mason, in full view of his wife, according to the report.

In spring of 2014, the governor made a few unambiguous fumbles that blew his cover. Once, he texted his wife to say, “I love you Rebekah.” He also gave her his state-issued iPad, apparently oblivious to the fact that it was synced with his state-issued iPhone and that any texts he might send from that phone would be accessible on the iPad.

Dianne Bentley watched her husband call Mason “sweetheart” and overheard the pair discussing the governor’s “Private Rebekah phone” and speak of making an escape together. Mason apparently called the governor a “handsome wonderful amazing funny sweet man,” to which he responded, “You are wonderful my sweet love.”

Bentley’s wife took screenshots of it all, which can be viewed here.

She also obtained audio evidence. In March 2014, according to the report, she turned on her phone’s recorder, dropped it into her handbag and told her husband she was taking a “long walk on the beach.” She left her purse behind, and within one minute, the governor and Mason were chatting on the phone. Their conversation eventually took a turn from business to Mason’s breasts.

Dianne Bentley filed for divorce in 2015 and handed over her evidence to the ethics committee in 2016. Taken together with accounts from staffers on both sides, who attested to threats and the misuse of state money in an effort to sustain the affair but keep it secret, it paints a very clear picture. The governor pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor charges on Monday, and will never again run for or occupy public office.

And that’s why you always save receipts.“

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took a break from tumblr for abit and i’ve got 💯 msgs to do the may and june lockscreens ❤️so grateful for y'all though
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here they are !! (timely just before may lmao) i hope you guys like these and i tried to fit in as many requests as i can (motivational, pastel, peach, mint….)
ok and so once agn, the calendars are from @emmastudies printables and picture credits go to the amazing studyblr people🖤

Whatever U Want

Summary: When Y/N finally has a few hours to herself, she decides to use her time wisely. By wisely that  means calling her favorite phone sex line  Whatever U Want.  After several different session with the sexy Ryan, she begins to think it might be her best friend Dean.

Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Reader, Annie (OFC)

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Warnings: Phone sex, dirty talk, female masturbation, sex toys, boners

Rated M

Word Count: 1,651

A/N: This was my submission for @notnaturalanahi Crack Challenge! Thank you again for giving me an extension.Thanks again to @impala-dreamer for beta reading my stuff!  Feedback is always welcomed I hope you enjoy!

Part Two

Originally posted by pinkriver69

Originally posted by hugs4sammy



“Dean?” You called out from your room down the hall in the bunker. You turned your head slightly, waiting to hear if he would respond to you. After you didn’t get a response from Dean you looked towards Sam’s room, the door shut. “Hey Sam!” You went silent again waiting for any kind of answer.

Letting out the breath you had been holding in, you shut your bedroom door. The two of them must have finally gone on that supply run they were bickering about this morning. Which meant you had an hour or two of alone time all for yourself! Seeing how the three of you had been crammed in a motel room for a good week, you needed a break from the testosterone. You needed some personal playtime with yourself more than ever.

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QUICK LINKS TO ALL THE SCREENS I HAVE MADE (OLDEST TO NEWEST), PRESS ON THE ARTIST IT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE POST🙏🏽🤘🏽 

THIS TOOK A WHILE TO DO, APPRECIATE IT💔 



-> TORY LANEZ <-                               -> ASAP MOB <-

-> DRAKE X FUTURE <-                      -> KANYE WEST <-

-> TRAVIS SCOTT <-                           -> SELENA GOMEZ <-

-> J COLE <-                                        -> JUSTIN BIEBER <-

-> PARTYNEXTDOOR <-                      -> POST MALONE <-

-> MIGOS <-                                         -> ASAP ROCKY <-

-> BIG SEAN <-                                    -> CHANCE THE RAPPER <-

-> THE WEEKND <-                              -> RIHANNA <-

-> 6LACK <-                                          -> FUTURE <-

-> KID CUDI <-                                     -> NAV <- 

->  HYPEBEAST <-                               -> KHALID <- 

-> FRANK OCEAN <-                            -> 21 SAVAGE <-

-> DRAKE <-                                         -> LIL UZI <-

-> DONALD GLOVER <-                      -> JOEY BADA$$ <-

-> KENDRICK LAMAR <-                     -> MAJID JORDAN <-

-> THE WEEKND TRILOGY <-            -> LOGIC <-

-> CARTI <-                                        -> TWENTY 88 <-

 -> LIL YACHY <-                                -> BRYSON TILLER <-

-> SZA <-                                            -> KEHLANI <-

-> GUCCI MANE <-

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“Hey 😊 Could you do a reader x Klaus where the reader lets Kol drink some of her blood to help him heal after being seriously hurt and Klaus gets super jealous? Thank you!!” 

This morning you woke up alone in the bed you share with your boyfriend, Klaus Mikaelson. Your head was pounding and you were especially dehydrated from the drunken night out you had yesterday with your girls. You definitely regret getting so wasted.

The first thing you did was throw on your pajama pants, because who wears pajama pants to bed? Especially when you share a bed with the hottest Mikaelson brother, well, in your opinion that is. 

The walk to the kitchen was definitely a pain. Your feet were dragging to the floor and your faced looked as if everything was too bright.

“What puts you in such a mood?” Kol notices while he’s in the kitchen drinking a glass of water. You were surprised it wasn’t a glass of blood this time.

“I’m so damn hungover. Please don’t mess with me right now, Kol.” You weakly grabbed a cup from the top cupboard.

“Perhaps I can cure you of that.” He suggested.

“Huh?”

“My blood. Have at it before I change my mind.” Kol bites into his inner wrist, then puts the dripping blood into your empty glass that you held.

You hesitated, looking back and forth at the blood-filled glass and Kol’s face. You never thought about trying vampire blood to cure a hangover. If it really works, then you’re going to go out drinking more often.

“Would you prefer wasting your day being hungover?” Kol added, turning his grin to a not-so-amused face.

“Okay okay.” You put your hands up in defense, then proceeded with drinking until the glass was empty and bam! Just like that, you were all cured as if all those shots you took last night never happened. “Wow.” You said in disbelief.

“And you probably wondered why Nik wakes up peachy the morning after he drinks.”


You were singing your favorite song in the kitchen as you were washing the last of your dish from the yummy leftover spaghetti you just ate. Kol was sitting on the island on his iPhone. Here to ruin the fun, Klaus walks in with a puzzled look on his face.

“And how is it that you’re all better? You appeared nearly dead before I left.” Klaus questioned, furrowing his brows.

“Uh, Kol gave me his blood.“ You said, wiping your hands dry with a towel.

“It’s not like you were at your bloody death bed, love. Those extra minutes of waiting for your significant other will not kill you.” Klaus shot you a glare. What’s gotten into him?

You and Kol glanced at each other because the two of you were caught off guard at how jealous Klaus was being. “Okay? Got it boss.” You replied, then walked off to your bedroom. You weren’t in the mood to get into an argument with the big, bad original hybrid.

You were curious why it was such a big deal. Klaus has a habit of getting slightly jealous when it comes to men hitting on you, but vampire blood? From his own brother? Even Kol knows how much you are in love with Niklaus, so you don’t see why your boyfriend was being such a grump about it.

“Well, that was quite uncomfortable.” Kol hopped off of the counter to head to the living room but Klaus stopped him before he had a chance to take another step.

“Please enlighten me Kol as to who gave you permission to do so.” Klaus implied, looking as if he wanted to rip Kol in half.

“Pardon? I wasn’t aware that it was a crime to cure a hangover.”

“I find it quite obscene as my sweetheart wasn’t dying now, was she? I won’t hesistate this time to make that dagger your best friend as I’ve also noticed you have been overly friendly to Y/N for my taste.” Klaus scolded.

“Nik, Nik, Nik, you’re always for the dramatics.” Kol chuckled. “Would you rather me be ill-mannered with Y/N?”

“I’d rather you keep your distance.” Klaus growled, then dramatically walked off.

I just almost got the cops called on me by an angry soccer mom for standing 6 feet away from a gorgeous abandoned house visible from the main road…….there were no signs and we weren’t even close to the house lol. She forced me to delete all the pictures I took of the house in front of her but dumb bitch didn’t realize that iPhones have deleted folders….pictures coming soon 🤤🙃😂

Straight White Boy Problem #946

Me: *Hanging out with the crew at the park, enjoying the pleasant day*

*KAITLYN aggressively walks over to me holding an iphone*

Kaitlyn: HEY can you take this picture of me and Ashley???? Hold on let me fix my hair. ASHLEY you need to stand on the right because the LEFT is my good side ok take the picture!!!

me: *takes THREE pictures*

Kaitlyn: *runs over to me and snatches the iPhone* Thanks!! These are great! Ok Ashley I’ll save this later for IG but we have to get ice cream NOW because I’m HUNGRY *runs to her car with ashley*

me: ……is that all I am? Am I just your convenient photographer? I took your picture at HOMECOMING. I took your picture at PROM. What about a picture of us TOGETHER KAITLYN

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Still enchanted by Kimi no Na Wa! So I made some phone wallpapers as followed:

The first image is for the Note 5 (1440x2560)

The second is for the iPhone 7 Plus (1080x1920)

The third is for the iPhone 7 (750x1334)

The final image is the original I took the croppings from. IT IS NOT MY ART. I could not find the author’s name or handle online. If this is you, or someone you follow/know please message me, I really want to see their other work and help them share some of it!

PLEASE CLICK ON THE IMAGES TO SEE AND DOWNLOAD FULL QUALITY!

I hope you enjoy!

Homecoming

// In which Alejandro Antonio Bartholomew IV makes his first appearance  in Miami //

This is Part 1 the much awaited sugar daddy Justin series. 

Disclaimer: I am not a spanish speaker therefore I apologize in advanced if there are any grammatical issues.

*Contains Mature Content*

pls enjoy and i hope y'all look forward to this series - drea✨

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bring me home in a blinding dream

title from ‘castle of glass’ by linkin park. another of those fake dating aus because apparently they’re the source of my life.


She was going to kill Mary Margaret.

It’s one thing being set up on a blind date. Emma had suffered through enough of those; her sister-in-law kindly believes that there’s a soulmate out there for everyone, and the way to find them is through chance encounters. Emma gets plenty of chance encounters. Nothing like being a bail bondswoman to introduce you to a lot of men.

(She had pointed that out to Mary Margaret the day before. Her sister-in-law had frowned, raised an eyebrow, and said, “Yes, you definitely want to spend the rest of your life with a criminal who you caught while wearing four-inch stilettos. No, you’re going out to dinner with a friend of a friend of a friend that I heard was recently single. Tomorrow night. At seven. Be prepared.” She had then kissed Emma on the cheek, pushed her toward the couch, and had left Emma’s apartment without so much as a chipper “bye!”)

It’s quite another thing being stood up on a blind date.

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