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random quotes from Super Best Friends play Final Fantasy XV

“I want him to just pick this thing [Carbuncle] up and eat it.”

“I remember that first trailer back when I was nine. This game took 85 years to come out.”

“Noctis looks like such an asshole I can’t stand it.”

In game: Find out what Gladiolus is weak to and let him have it.
Matt: “He’s weak to insults about his performance in the bedroom.”

“Prompto is the most boyband of them all.”

“When Noctis’s Papa Roach CD is done, the game is over.”

Patt: “I will rescue you buddy.” *revives Prompto*
Matt: “I rescued you with my magical boy hands.”
Patt: “My magical boy hands for my magical boy bands.”

“When teaming up with your buddies nobody can stop the amount of dicks you draw on each others faces.”

*seeing Ifrit in the first cutscene*
Patt: “The fact that it’s a perfect naked man that will not leave his chair–”
Matt: “I feel like at the end of my life that’s what I’ll be fighting. And I will fail.”

*imitating Regis* “So your boybands doing shit huh, what, you’re gonna go on tour?”

“Gladio can you please button up your shirt it’s distracting everyone.”

“Gladiolus looks like he’s from The Bouncer. In fact he might be from The Bouncer for all we know.”

“Gladiolus and Ignis look like that one guy from The Bouncer in the cactaur outfit put into two people.”

*Matt, imitating Regis again* “Remember Noctis, every moment you live is a disappointment for me.”

“And please… do something about your hair. It’s a constant embarrassment.”

*Patt, now imitating Regis* “You look like such an asshole, but, you’re my asshole.”

“It would really suck if he was doing the deed with Lunafreya, and he yells out some other dumb girls name in the Final Fantasy universe. Like ‘Oh! Yunalesca!’ and she’s like ‘Who the fuck is Yunalesca?’ ”

Matt: “Push the fucking car losers!”
Patt: “Push the car, and make sure that Gladio’s butt is the one that’s really in center there.”

“Why is Prompto always on the floor?”

“Wait, I don’t wanna play as Gladiolo– Gladiyolo, god–”

*after seeing Noctis summon his weapons* “No wonder she’s getting married, she probably saw that and went ‘Yes!’ ”

*sees Ignis walk off in the background* *Matt bursts into laughter* “Ignis is just like ‘fuck it I’m out of here!’.”

“I’m seeing photos people are posting of these guys taking selfies with themselves walking around in the background.”

Patt: “I just did a backflip slash for no reason, other than I think Noctis thought it was cool.”
Matt: “Well it’s because he knew Prompto was watching.”

“That should be the Logo of our channel – stop bitching, start killing.”

*Prompto starts singing the FF victory tune* “AHH!!– AH YEAH! ALL RIGHT, YOU WON ME OVER!”

*Ignis explains the Crownsguard attire* Patt: “Oh, so that’s why. They’re forced to dress boyband.”
Matt: “Or forced to dress like they just raided a Hot Topic.”
Patt: “It’s the law… So the King, that King? [Regis] Was like ‘everyone has to dress like this in my army’.”
Matt: “Okay, you know what? Fair enough. I never realize that.”
Patt: “That King is the weirdest old man in the world.”

*imitating Regis* “I want all the hot boys to dress in leather in my army.”

“Cindy, and one of these guys, I wanna help that along.”

Matt: “You know what this place [Hammerhead] needs!? It need one of those big inflatable floaty guys!”
Patt: “And it should be a cactaur.”
Matt: “Yeah! OH!! That makes me so excited!”
Patt: “There might be in here, who knows?”

“Why aren’t your lips moving Ignis?”

For @jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear

I saw your post earlier about not feeling so great :( so i told myself i soon as i get home i’mma draw you something and here it is.

I hope it makes you laugh. Truth be told Scarecrow can pull off a boa scarf quite well, i think it should be an accessory in the game he can hit you with XD

  • Looks like a comedy and is a comedy: As You Like It, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Twelfth Night
  • Looks like a comedy but is actually kind of a tragedy: Merchant of Venice, Taming of the Shrew, possibly Much Ado About Nothing
  • Looks like a tragedy and is a tragedy: Romeo and Juliet, King Lear, Coriolanus
  • Looks vaguely tragic but might be a comedy: Cymbeline, the puppet show version of Titus Andronicus
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The Saga of Seungri’s shower scene [Subbed Video].

Bonus:

every boyband in kpop has the “Spongebob-Patrick” duo

INTP–ISTJ The Quiet Little Dino

ISTJ: I really missed giving people toys, so I also got you this.

ISTJ: *Hands a stuffed dinosaur to INTP*

INTP: Oh cute. Thanks, I love it.

ISTJ: You’re welcome.

ISTJ: Are you… going to play with it?

INTP: Well, no, probably not. But I can let it sit on my bed with me and all of my other stuffed animals.

ISTJ: And you guys are going to hang out?

INTP: Yeah, something like that. It can socialise with all my other stuffed friends.

INTP: AH– but only if all of them want to!

INTP: I’m not going to force any of them to interact with each other if they don’t want to, you know?

ISTJ: You don’t want any forced socialisation?

INTP: No, I’ve been there, it’s not that fun.

ISTJ: You don’t think any of them are going to have a problem with that?

INTP: Oh, no, all of my stuffed animals are introverts.

ISTJ: Hahaha.

ISTJ: You say that with such confidence.

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“If this was a movie, you would die first.”

Hey but have you considered this

Jacob doing that irritating thing people do where they take your glasses and try them on and comment on how blind you are to Ned

Ned’s retaliation: plz discuss

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hold on tight, this ride is a wild one

Watch on exo--vines.tumblr.com

He’s so beautiful like how does someone like him even exist?

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Kazu with his Riida and having the time of their lives!

Cr: Fukkatsu Love Making of

EXO Reaction to Being Told Their Crush Likes Them {Requested}

EXO reacting to being told their crush likes them too! :D (Make it a funny one, please. I know you can!)

Here you go anon! :)

Xiumin: “Did I hear you right? Y/N has a crush on me too?! Tell me the truth, you showed her the baby Minseok dancing video didn’t you? That baby Xiudaddy video has all the girls running wild!”

Originally posted by nini0114

Luhan: “I’m okay! I’m okay! Now we know that my face looks like it was sculpted by Michelangelo and painted by Monet but SERIOUSLY for a split second I was actually afraid you wouldn’t like me back. Lol Nightmare Alert! No but for real it looks like we both have great taste.”

Originally posted by luderella

Kris: “Y/N likes me?? Aughh!!! I was afraid that because when I first met her when I was bald that she’d never take me seriously! WOOHOO!! Okay calm down can’t blow my cool now. Must contain all emotions and go back to suave and sophisticated icy self.”

Originally posted by luderella

Suho: “Well I mean they don’t call me the dad of the group for nothing so………………………..okay so no one calls me the dad of the group. It’s pretty much set in stone that I’m the ultimate mom of kpop, but let me just have this fantasy okay?? Now excuse me I got a girl who needs me!”

Originally posted by chanyoelpark

Lay: “Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? I knew that if I just played it cool and kept humping everything in sight, she’d eventually fall for me and my swivelling hips!”

Originally posted by laygion

Baekhyun: “YEAHHH WOOHOOO AHHHHGHHHHH!!! ME! SHE LIKES ME TOO! I’M ON “CLOUD 9!!” GET IT? GET IT?!! AHHHHHDHDHDSFK!! I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO CREEP IN HER HEART!! WOOOOHHOOOO!”

Originally posted by kissmetwice15

Chen: “I will try my hardest not to do dinosaur roars right now but it’s hard!! She wants ME! JONGDAE!! I can barely control my primal screams!! I’ve got to let my happiness ooOOOUUTTTTT!!!!!!!” 

Originally posted by lu-ooh

Chanyeol: “You knew about this for a week and you’re JUST now telling me! I spent the past 7 days stuttering and tripping over myself whenever she even looked at me because I was so nervous and SHE LIKE ME THE WHOLE TIME??? Get out……but give me her number first.”

Originally posted by daenso

D.O.: “Interesting….this development was unforeseen. I thought that I would always have to admire and stalk from afar but this is much better. Now when i sniff her hair I won’t have to be scared she’ll call the police. Splendid.”

Originally posted by v-dyo

Tao: “Mom!!! Why did you ask her??? This is so embarrassing!! We both like each other but you made it WEIRD! Am is suppose to tell our kids one day that their GRANDMA set us up?? Cringe!”

Originally posted by lil-duckling

Kai: “So do you think that i should bust out these moves when I see her again? I want her to know that I’m cool and smooth with a body that roll all night lonngg. Best day EVER! Even better than when i got that extra chicken leg in my delivery order!!”

Originally posted by goldensugarkookie

Sehun: “Me? You’re not joking right now? You really heard that Y/N feels the same way about me?? You told her I got better at rapping didn’t you? Hmm should I call her now? Would that look too cheesy? You know what, I better wait at least 11 minutes before I make any more decisions.”

Originally posted by chensoomyun

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Sora First letter to her little brother

My brother ~~~~

I already received your letter ㅋㅋ

You are missing your noona ,right? but you are holding up well right?? I am also working hard and bearing it well ㅋㅋ

I have had steak for my birthday, grilled fried sweet steak at new food stall in the “ New village “. Yesterday, Jongseok-hyung bought me meat and told me that you talked bad about me ,i wont let you off when i see you !!!

Also, Jongseok has introduced an eyes laser treatment center to me but told them to treat me under your name  ㅋㅋ when we will meet i will tell you more about it  ㅋㅋ

When we went camping last time, because you couldn’t sleep alone, you were crying and came to find me, wanting to sleep together. You don’t cry anymore right, you can sleep by yourself now right?? Our Hyokjjae has finally grown up ㅋㅋ

Now i’m lying on the bed, writing a letter for you with my phone. It feels like I’m using Kakaotalk with you ㅋㅋ I have just stop for a while to watch basketball in Jamsil, the game is between SK and Cat Orions ㅋㅋ

Among the subjects that i learn, there is one called “Analysis performance”, I have to watch those performances from musical, play, sport and then write a report  ㅋㅋ

Although i’m at at this age, this is the first time I have been watching this  ㅋㅋ anyway it was really enjoyable. At the moment there was injured athlete so they had to bring him out ㅜㅜ 

You absolutely must not get injured, you must be careful~  do you understand ah?? We’ll meet next week at your ceremony ㅋㅋ until then stay healthy~ when you get allocated to a new place in the future, i’ll write to you, by then there’ll be a lot of things to write about right ㅋㅋ Is this an opportunity to get closer ?? ㅋㅋ

Anyway i need to start to focus on this basketball game again ~~~
Bye ~~~ (c) (c) (c)

Hyukmom’s 9th letter to Hyukjae ❤ ‏ 

Our family little kid! 

You did your training well today too right?~ now is time to go to bed ~

Good night and have sweet dreams baby ~

I was writing a long letter to you but unfortunately it was gone so i had to write it again ㅠㅠToday is the last day that i’m able to write an electronic letter like this so i feel really weird ~~

According to what you have done so far, i have a strong belief that you will be able to do well for the rest of the training. I’m counting day by day till the day i can meet you. 

I have seen the letter your sister wrote to you ~~ You did something wrong, didn’t you? ㅋㅋ About the shell ㅋㅋ( Sora’s nickname or hyukmom just wanna tease hyuk because Sora in korean also means shell ) You have to solve it smoothly ~ ^^

The place you will be assigned to is the same as the one who was sent from “ six organs” right? (The highest organ in pioneered management system ) 

Take care of your health, let’s meet on the 19th ^^

The day for Siwon to enlist is close, Siwon said Donghae had written letters to members, and said there is nothing from Eunhyuk-si~~

No news is good news, right? Let’s consider it as a secert understanding between me and you ~ ^^

I love you ~~ Byebye (c) (c)

Godparents

Pairing: Minkey
AU: Cocoon
Rating: PG-13 for language and the mildest of mild innuendo
Word count: 2400+
Content warnings: Brief reference to deadnaming 
Other notes: This is a sidefic, and it happens shortly before the first Cocoon installment. The main AU is Onjongtae focused. Thank you to @bad-symptoms for writing enough cute Minkey to pull me out of my horrible writer’s block. 

Other installments, in chronological order:

And the prequels to Cocoon: Flirt (Ontae) and Notice Me (Jongtae)

Minho struggled up the stairs to the apartment, wincing as the thin plastic handles of each heavily laden grocery bag cut into the skin of his hands and wrists. When he got to the door, he tried briefly to reach into his pocket to fish out the key, but his hands were too full, and he settled for gently kicking the base of the door, hoping that Kibum would hear the muffled thumps from his makeshift sick bed on the living room sofa. But his boyfriend did not come to the door, and after a minute, Minho sighed, set all the bags down, and then fiddled with the key. He shivered suddenly; it was May, but there was still a chill in the air, especially as the sun tipped toward the horizon in late afternoon. At last he got the door open.

“Kibum,” he called softly, as he stooped and set his shoulder against the door to keep it from swinging shut so he could lift all the bags over the threshold. Still no response, even as he straightened and stepped over the bags and shut the door behind him. Kibum must be asleep, he thought, as he eased off his shoes and rounded the corner silently into the living room. But the rumpled nest of blankets and pillows on the couch was empty. He sighed as he saw the crumpled tissues and empty mugs and glasses and – were those candy bar wrappers? – strewn on the floor alongside the sofa. Kibum wasn’t a neat person at the best of times, but he didn’t even bother to maintain a pretense of cleanliness when he was sick.

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