i told you he was perfect!

always-blame-jefferson  asked:

can i have a ship? my names charley, i'm 5'7 with light brown hair and brown eyes. i have a pretty curvy body but i'm athletic so i'm in shape? i'm very talkative, but i'm a good listener and i can give some good advice. i'm outgoing and i'm always doing something, but i do love just staying in and writing, reading, and just listening to music. i'm pretty smart (or i've been told). oh and i'm bi. i hope this is enough. thank you!!

I ship you with Lafayette!!!

Lafayette and you are perfect for each other. He is also very athletic, and always wants to do something. He is prepared to listen to you talk for hours since your voice is one of his favorite sounds in the whole world. On the other side of things, whenever he has a bad day, you are there waiting with open arms, listening to whatever he as to say.

A lot of times you and him will be out doing whatever you can. Going to sporting events, museums, musicals, walking together in the park. The times you do decided to stay in you and Lafayette will cuddle up on the couch together and read your books, just enjoying each others company. Sometimes after dinner, he will turn on some music and hold you close as you sway around your living room, surronded by the love you share. ♥

(P.S. I love your username!!)

So at the end of Prisoner of Azkaban, Sirius says to Hermione, “You really are the brightest witch of your age,” with an emphasis on the “are,” implying that someone previously had told him that Hermione was super fucking smart and he was just then affirming it

But like, who told him that? He didn’t really get a chance to talk to Harry or Ron or Lupin between “I didn’t kill your parents” and “oh shit werewolf” and “I’m about to get the dementor’s kiss.”

So I like to think that it was Crookshanks who told him, coz Crookshanks and Padfoot were friends, right? I can imagine Crookshanks just going on and on about Hermione, like “My human is the best human, she’s so smart and lovely and perfect, just wait till you meet her, I love her so much”

The Signs as Cry Baby Lyrics

Aries - Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic. No one will love you if you’re unattractive // Mrs. Potato Head

Taurus - I feel like I’m just missing something whenever you leave // Cake

Gemini - A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison, too // Milk & Cookies

Cancer - You take things so hard, and then you fall apart // Cry Baby

Leo - So what if I’m crazy? The best people are // Mad Hatter

Virgo - Everyone thinks that we’re perfect; please don’t let them look through the curtains // Dollhouse

Libra - Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours, but was he yours if he wanted me so bad? // Pacify Her

Scorpio - I wanna make you mine, but that’s hard to say. Is this coming off in a cheesy way? // Training Wheels

Sagittarius - I’m sick of all the games I have to play // Soap

Capricorn - You were comforting and quiet; how did love become so violent? // Teddy Bear

Aquarius - If they say to kill yourself, then you will try it. All the makeup in the world, won’t make you less insecure // Sippy Cup

Pisces - Chasing after you is like a fairytale, but I feel like I’m glued on tight to this carousel // Carousel

Victor on the grand prix finalists

Chris: He’s a friend! Even though he’s turned into a sex beast.

Yurio: My salty son! He’ll do well!

Otabek: He’s cool and a bit mysterious! I like him.

Phichit: Mad selfie game and friends with my beloved Yuri!

Yuri: The best and most perfect of the bunch my adorable boyfriend who I love and is so beautiful and wonderful and have I told you that I love him because I really love him.

JJ: Um…who is this guy again? I think his name is JJ? I could be wrong, really don’t give a shit about him.

RFA pickup lines ;)))
  • You: *sneezes*
  • Zen: I would say God bless you, but he already did.
  • You: B L U S H I N G
  • Yoosung: MC!
  • You: Yeah?
  • Yoosung: Can you hold this? *offers piece of candy*
  • You: *takes it* yeah-
  • Yoosung: *is now holding hands with you*
  • slim fucker
  • Jumin: I know you're perfect, but the one thing I would change is your last name.
  • Seven: Are you a hipster? Becoz you make my hips STIR
  • You: ..
  • Seven: 8D
  • V: *is already turning red* I'm not this tall, I'm just standing on my love for you.
  • Saeran: If I told you your body was hot would you hold it against me
  • You: What did you just say
  • Saeran: nOTHING

Things that Irene has probably texted Sherlock:

  • Nice to know that you’re not dead #confirmed
  • You literally died for John Watson and you’re letting his fiance get in your way?
  • I thought you were braver than that Sherlock
  • I didn’t kidnap John and bring him to an abandoned power station for this
  • Why can’t you just fucking tell him
  • Oh look, now he’s getting married. This is your final chance.
  • Sending you flowers for luck. Hope your man visits you in hospital soon.
  • You’re hopeless
  • Do you mean to tell me… that you still haven’t told him
  • Look now his wife’s dead, this is the perfect chance
  • YOU
  • Nice going Sherlock, but I don’t think John would appreciate the drugs very much
  • Do you really have to listen to every word his dead wife says
  • Thank god for your knight in shining armour
  • Tell him already Sherlock, not many people would come barging through a door with a fire extinguisher for you


  • Happy Birthday you fucko, you better have told him. I hope I’m finally going to get some peace

headcanon: when chirrut and baze were organising their wedding chirrut refused to send out invitations because, and i quote “ the Force will let guests know where to go” and so baze got all the invites done and sent out and it was the wedding of the century and chirrut would not shut up about how the force had ordained it to be perfect until baze said i sent out the kriffing invites not the Force and chirrut just smiled his shit-eating smile and stroked baze’s face and said the force told me you would and baze hates this motherfucker so much he wants to spent the rest of his life telling him what a shit he is

Please have Yoosung for your perfect & sweet Valentine’s Day


This picture is based on his phone call when he told us about his student life in middle school. There was a trend of folding 100 origami birds with love message in them, which they believed will make the person you like asks you out first. Yoosung helped his friend folding the birds. I’m sure he wants to fold them for us now :3~~


Let me join in Valentine’s Day event of @mysticmessimagines xDDD


P.S. I got scared EVERY time I haven’t finished drawing his eyes yet…..


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I suddenly remember this video while watching this year’s GPF. It’s a 40 minutes video (with english subtitle) of Yuzuru Hanyu’s training before he got gold medal in 2014.

Rewatching this somehow reminds me of Yurio’s journey in YOI. How Yurio was really focused on quads and jumps at beginning until Yakov told him to do more basic training such as perfecting step sequences or what Bryan called as skating skills. Because in the end, jumps don’t always make you the best skater.

Anyway, for YOI fans who is now introduced to fun part of figure skating, please watch this video. It’s very knowledgeable and entertaining and at same time, very inspiring.

The One Where Everybody Finds Out

Characters:  Dean x Reader, Sam, Mary, Cas

Summary:  Dean and reader haven’t told everyone about their relationship yet.

Warnings:  Smut, Language

Word Count:  823

A/N:  This is for @sis-tafics and @eyes-of-a-disney-princess Hubba Bubba Birthday Writing Challenge.  I selected “The One Where Everybody Finds Out”.

As always, feedback is welcomed and appreciated.  Tags are at the bottom.

Originally posted by canonspngifs

The One Where Everybody Finds Out

“Oh, Jesus,” Dean moans, looking down at you. Christ, you’re fucking perfect, on all fours, those pink lips sealed around his dick. His knees dig into the mattress as he rolls his hips forward. He wants to commit this image to memory, it’s so fucking sexy.

“Wait,” he manages to rasp out. Reaching across the bed, he snatches his phone off the nightstand. Switching to camera mode, he asks, “This okay?”

“Mm-hmm,” you murmur, your mouth full of cock.  Dean presses the record button and watches you through the screen, your eyes sparkling with mischief as you slide up and down the length of his cock.  

“Fuck…oh, god…ungh,” Dean pants out. He nearly drops the phone when you slide one hand up his thigh and fondle his balls. You watch him watching you, it’s such a fucking turn on. “(Y/N)…oh god…shit, babe, that feels so…ah….ungh…” Dean groans as he finds release, spurting thick ropes of cum into your mouth.

You slide your mouth off his dick and grin up at him, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand. He’s still filming you, so you jiggle your breasts a little, giving him a show.

He giggles before tossing the phone aside. “Added to the spank bank,” he teases. “Now, it’s my turn,” he says growls before pushing you back and positioning his head between your thighs.

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oh my god ok but like every time eliot-the-mercenary-killer says he knows certain things because he dated a woman in that profession– like, perfect example, he’s trying to find a model-worthy outfit for parker and he’s like “the A line drape and the empire waistline is nice but the neckline is a little weak … what? I dated a lot of models”. do you know what that means?? that means that he LISTENED TO THEM. When they were talking about the thing that they were passionate about, he LISTENED TO THEM AND PAID ATTENTION. He REMEMBERED AND LEARNED THE THINGS THEY TOLD HIM BECAUSE IT WAS IMPORTANT TO THEM. DON’T LOOK AT ME.

Bad Granny

Context: While the party was in town, an elderly woman gave our cleric of Helm a pastry, and he kept it in his bag while we investigated the winery just outside of town. In short, I nat20’d a slight of hand check and hogtied a druid. My character had just finished interrogating a druid to discover where their leader was.

Warlock (me): Alright, this guy’s told us all he can. Who has something we can gag him with?

Cleric: I have a pastry I can shove in his mouth.

Warlock (me): Perfect.

He proceeds to insert it into the druid’s mouth. Within seconds the druid’s eyes roll back into his skull and starts frothing at the mouth.


Cleric: I thought it was just a sweet roll!

Warlock: Where did you get it? I want to buy more!

Cleric: Absolutely not!

He still won’t tell my character.

RebelCaptain Pregnant Headcanon

-Jyn didn’t even think about being pregnant it just never crossed her mind - Jyn: *misses period* - doesn’t notice                                                         Morning Sickness- lol ok                                                                                 Gains 10 pounds- well muscle weighs more than fat

 -k2 mentioned something about babies and she had a that’s so raven moment K2:  Did you know you’re at the perfect age for children?                                     Jyn: What ?                                                                                                       K2: well ovulation is-                                                                                       Jyn: Gotta go                                                                                          

-She told Cassian as soon as she saw him

-she wanted it to be more eloquent but instead                                                    Cassian: “I’m so tired”                                                                                          Jyn: “I’m so pregnant”

-Cassian doesn’t get nervous until the end of the pregnancy, the rest of the time he is so excited                                                                                              “I’M GONNA BE A FATHER”

-They told the team kind of by accident                                                                *Jyn gets onto ship for mission*                                                                            Cassian: No, you’re not coming                                                                            Jyn: Why not?                                                                                                      Bodhi: Yeah, why not?                                                                                          Cassian: I’m just worried about the baby                                                              Bodhi: the what                                                                                                    Jyn: It’ll be fine                                                                                              Bodhi: THE WHAT

-Everytime Jyn does something K2 names a pregnancy fact about it

- He thinks his facts will help and then they’ll name the baby K2 after him for “saving its life”

-Bodhi is the one who gets freaked out by the facts                                              *Jyn Sneezes*                                                                                                     “ ARE YOU OK”

-When Cassian doesn’t know what to do Chirrut always does and is really good at taking care of Jyn

-He is basically a mid-wife

-Cassian and Jyn ask Baze and Chirrut to be the godparents                              *Baze sheds a single tear*                                                                                   “Be a man damnit”

-Jyn has the craziest cravings but Cassian always tries to comply to them           * Brings her rice with chocolate syrup*                                                                  “MY FAVORITE”

-Jyn is not glowing she hates her life

-She can’t work or bend or move fast and it is so frustrating

-She is so moody too                                                                                            *drops cookie*                                                                                   NOOOOOOOOO                                                                                     *Cassian comes home an hour later*                                                              “why are you crying?”                                                                                     “My cookie”

-They are very much the couple who bickers about if its a boy or a girl

-K2 starts calling himself uncle K-2SO all the time

-They all want to be in the room for the birth and all have to crowd around a tiny window pushing each other


‘’There’s people that needs to create a character to represent something; he (Antoine) doesn’t need it, he is that way, everything he has told. But the best thing that Antoine Griezmann have is that when you’re having a bad day, if he’s around, probably you won’t have it anymore.’’ - Hector Fernandez, journalist.


TFA Comic Edit | Kylux Edition (8/?) (previous)

Kylo: Take it back!
Rey: No!
Kylo: Hux is not stupid! Take it back!
Rey: Never!
Kylo: You’re the one who’s stupid! Hux is perfect and majestic!
Rey: He’s stupid.
Kylo: You’ll agree with me soon.
Rey: NEVER! I’ll never agree with you! YOU! You’re afraid. Afraid that Hux will never forgive you or– LOVE you!

Snoke: Don’t be stupid Kylo, that’s not true.
Kylo: but she told me *sob* that Hux was stupid, and knew all my *sob* fears.
Snoke: What say you, Hux?
Hux: Stupid. This girl knows nothing. I do love Kylo. She is playing on his fears. To help with this I will… *sigh* go on a date with Lord Ren…
Snoke: Fucking finally. Okay, go take the entire week off holy crap. 
Hux: A… week? As you wish, Supreme Leader. It will take a lot of preparing.
Snoke: Then go prepare the date!
Kylo: Supreme Leader– what about the mean girl? She can’t get away with this!
Snoke: And she won’t. Bring her to me.


for stevetopsbuckysbottom | Bucky Barnes + personality types


“Alright, have fun up there!”, you told Harry, giving him a quick peck on the lips. He grinned.

“Always do.”

Then he left, going backstage, leaving you with some friends by the barricades.

Shortly after Ed ended his song, took a big gulp from his water bottle and then gave the crowd a massive smile.

“You lot are absolutely lovely. Now, I have a little surprise for you. A friend of mine is here tonight and I would like him to join me on stage. What do you think?”

The crowd cheered loudly. You could hear a few fans, standing a little ways away, yelling at each other.

“Oh my gosh, it’s gonna be Harry, isn’t it?”

“Aaaah, if it’s Harry I’m gonna die.”

“Oh God, Harry and Ed! HARRY AND ED!”

You grinned. You loved how passionate Harry’s fans still were, even after all these years.

“Alright, you heard ‘em! Come on up here, Harry! Harry Styles everyone!”, Ed was just saying.

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