i told you about games bro

— windy days.

Genre: Angst + Minor Smut ➝ Sword Art Online AU

Pairing: Park Jimin x Reader.

Plot: Windy Days: an interactive game for the one’s who are brave enough to challenge it.tackle the 300 levels, select your difficulties, beat the game. Will you survive?

Warnings: Suggestive sexual content, threesomes, could have ended up as a full on gang-bang but I decided to against it, sexual language and character death.

Notes: Take a shot every time I include a meme in a sentence. Any mistakes will be fixed later!

“You’re seriously going to play this game?”

Jungkook leant over the back of Jimin’s chair, staring with curiosity at the neatly packaged video game sitting on Jimin’s desk. Opposed to Jungkook’s crazed stare and the panic in his eyes, Jimin couldn’t help but let out an excited yelp as his eager hands peeled away the packaging, his eyes soaking up the colours of the front of the box.

“You know people have died from this game, right? Already.” Jungkook reminded, trudging away to sit on the elder boy’s bed, letting his back lean against the plain wall. “And you want to willingly go inside of it?”

“Come on, Kook,” Jimin sighed, holding up the package. He couldn’t quite believe that it was in his hands, at last. “I’ve been saving up for this game since it was rumoured. And now, only a day after the release, I am ready to play. Isn’t that cool?”

No! Did you ignore the part about people dying?” Jungkook hissed. “What does your Mom think about this?”

Jimin shrugged, “She didn’t buy it. So, she can’t do anything about it.”

“What did our school say about this?” Jungkook inquired, and Jimin laughed loudly.

“Do you not know how many kids have brought this game, and are living the life inside of it right now?” Jimin reasoned, and Jungkook could only sigh with agreement. “I’d be surprised if more than half of the school returns next week.”

“Make sure you’re one of them,” Jungkook begged finally, playing with the threads in the blanket placed over the foot of the bed, which he had suddenly occupied his time with. “Mark keeps trying to call me, he’s so weird.”

Jimin wasn’t really listening, but nodded anyway and continued to stare excitedly down at the game.

He bloody well hoped so.

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A Walk In The Park - Chapter One

Disclaimer: Fiction.

Warnings: None for this chapter!

Tagging: @hazeleyedleto @darklydeliciousdesires @devorahlynn @msroxyblog @letojokerownsme @miss-shannanigans @snewsome756  @maliciousalishious  @nikkitasevoli @meghan12151977 @teggles07 @sanellv @ambolton @jayded-reality @bradlea23 @spillinginkwithlove @elsa-lost-in-translation @lolainblue

Notes: Long ass chapter! Lemme know if there any mistakes and I’ll fix them. <3

Chapter One

The sun was shining brightly, so after a quick stop at Starbucks for my much-needed fix, I decided to take the park route to work. I shrugged off my jacket, since the weather was warm, tucking it into my messenger bag.

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21 chump street sentence starters.

  • ❝ that’s me!
  • ❝ i get straight a’s, man!
  • ❝ that’s not the only reason i liked her, though. ❞
  • ❝ what the heck i gotta do to be with you?
  • ❝ who do i have to be for you to be with me?
  • ❝ you told her all this in class?
  • ❝ well, i texted her. ❞
  • ❝ i trust her right away. ❞
  • ❝ i never met anyone like her, bro!
  • ❝ she didn’t say no exactly. ❞
  • ❝ yeah, i was surprised. i’m a pretty great guy!
  • ❝ i decided i need to step my game up. ❞
  • ❝ it’s too late to be shy. ❞
  • ❝ who do i have to be for you to go to prom with me?
  • ❝ you asked her to the prom?
  • ❝ yeah! i danced and everything. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll think about it. ❞
  • ❝ she said she’d think about it. ❞
  • ❝ i didn’t say yes. i didn’t say i’d think about it. ❞
  • ❝ you wouldn’t believe how easy it is to get pills and weed. ❞
  • ❝ let’s just say i would drink at the end of the day. ❞
  • ❝ seriously, these kids need to learn there are consequences in life. ❞
  • ❝ those are the ones you remember, the ones you think about after you’re gone. ❞
  • ❝ do you smoke? you smoke weed?
  • ❝ if that’s what you need, i can find some for you. ❞
  • ❝ you would do that for me?
  • ❝ i can be your guy. ❞
  • ❝ what the heck am i doing? ❞
  • ❝ i don’t hang out with guys like that. ❞
  • ❝ i called a cousin who called a cousin who called a friend. ❞
  • ❝ everybody’s got a cousin who can hook them up with something. ❞
  • ❝ are we supposed to trust him? ❞
  • ❝ we don’t sell drugs. ❞
  • ❝ i got you, girl. don’t sweat it. ❞
  • ❝ love! only if you believe in love. ❞
  • ❝ oh my god, i’m actually gonna do this. ❞
  • ❝ okay, here. take the money. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t want your money. i got this just for you. keep your money. ❞
  • ❝ there’s nothing i won’t do for you. i’ll come through for you every time. ❞
  • ❝ you’re making me feel guilty. ❞
  • ❝ there’s one last thing i need you to do for me. ❞
  • ❝ i am doing my job. i am doing it right. ❞
  • ❝ it’s your word against hers. ❞
  • ❝ the cops have every text. ❞
  • ❝ i’ve seen what it can do to a family. that’s all i wanna say about it. ❞
  • ❝ i would love to have that conversation. ❞
  • ❝ what the heck did you do?
In my Veins

Boy: Jay

Requested: Jay x reader based of the song In my Veins where Jay goes to Aurodon and can’t stop thinking about the reader.

Warnings: cursing.

A/N: I kinda of went off-topic with this a bit but I hope I still cached the essences  of this song. + re-using a gif cause 1. i’m lazy and 2. i only have d2 downloaded so i’m lowkey running out of scenes to gif.

masterlist // request imagines here!

“Y/N?” You looked up to see your boyfriend, Jay in front of you. You nodded slowly, nervous about the tone his voice carried.

“What is it baby?”

“The new King of Aurodon, wants to mend ties with the Isle and in doing so he’s bringing Mal, Carlos, Evie and I over.” He explained as he sat next to you on your bed, holding your hand.

“Y-You’re leaving?” You stuttered, finding it difficult to process.
He nodded, “And I already asked if you could come but they said no, I’m so sorry baby.”

You leaned into him and he wrapped his arms around you, pulling you into him, “I don’t want to say goodbye to you. When do you leave?”

“In two hours.” He said rubbing his hand up and down your arms.
You kissed him, “We have two hours…. one last time?” You asked nodding towards the bed. He nodded eagerly and pushed you down on the bed.

You walked hand in hand with Jay to the limo, the guards gave you a questioning look but it disappeared once Jay sent them a look of his own.

“I guess this is goodbye.” You sighed.

“I’ll always love you, Y/N. I’ll come back for you. I promise. ” He told you holding on your hand tightly.

“I will always love you too, Jay. But don’t make promise you can’t keep.” You replied, kissing him one last time. He then pulled you into a hug.

“Jay, we gotta go. Come on.” Carlos said from inside the limo.

“Goodbye my princess.” He said before climbing in the limo.

You held back your tears as you walked away. “Watch it- Uma, hey.” You said once you realized who it was.

“So you must be angry, don’t worry I am too.” She told you, “Walk with me.” She ordered and you followed.

“I’m not ang-”

“Really? Y/N, Jay’s gone. You don’t have to pretend to be happy for him anymore. He left you, here in this garbage dump all alone and you’re telling me you’re not the tiniest bit angry?” She asked.

“Well when you put it like that, yeah I guess I am pretty mad.” You told her.
“I’m starting a pirate crew. I’m going to take over all of Mal’s old territory. You in?” She asked you with a wicked grin on her face.

“Yep, I’m in.”

“Jay, it’s been two weeks. You have to get over Y/N.” Mal said as her and Jay walked down the hallways of Aurodon Prep.

“I can’t stop thinking about her, Mal. She like everywhere I look. She’s like in my veins and I can’t get her out.” He told his friend.

“Do you want me to spell you to move on?” She suggested.

“No! I don’t want to forget about her, at all. I just hate knowing she hates me.” He sighed.

“Who hates who?” Evie asked as she joined them with Carlos.

“Jay’s sad about Y/N…. again.” Mal told them.

“She doesn’t hate you, Jay. She loved you.” Evie reminded him.

“Yeah until I left her on the Isle.” He stated.

“Look isn’t Ben going to bring more kids over? Maybe she’ll come here soon.” Carlos said, tired of seeing his best friend sad all the time.

“And how long is that going to take?” He counteracted. Carlos just sighed and threw his hands up in the air.

“In the mean time, just date one of the girls here. They all love you.” Mal said. Jay just rolled his eyes, stating he wasn’t going to move on when he knew you were still there on the Isle, waiting for him. Well that’s what Jay thought.

“Come on, love. Stop moping around about Jay. Uma’s getting tired of it, you know.” Harry Hook your new friend told you as he joined you on the top deck of the ship.

“I’m sorry. I’ll try better.” You said, “I just I don’t know. He told me he’d come back for me…”

“Love, I hate to break it to you but I really doubt Jay has even given you a thought since he left. He’s in Aurodon, he has school and all those sport things they play. He has a a new life.” He told you, wrapping his arm around you, “And you do too.” He said kissing your cheek.

Gil had told you that Harry liked you, not that you needed Gil to tell you that as Harry wasn’t exactly subtle about his feelings for you.

“I know you’re right Harry. It just hurts.” You confessed looking out to Aurodon.
Harry moved some hair out your face, “I can help you move on.” He whispered to you and soon enough you found yourself making out with him. 

“Ben said no, Jay. I’m sorry.” Mal said sitting next to her friend.

“I just want to send her a letter, what’s the big deal?” He huffed.

“I don’t know. He did say that when he gets around to arranging the new wave of VKs that she’ll be on the list.” She smiled.

“That’s good, I guess. I just miss her so much, all I can ever do is think about her.” He said. Mal nodded, everything she had to say to Jay about Y/N, she already had. A million times. 

“Mal gone back to the Isle.” Evie said walking into Carlos and Jay’s dorm room.

“What? Why?“ Carlos asked pausing his video game to face his friend.

"She was having a hard time here. Ben and I are going back for her, you guys coming?” She asked.

“Yeah, let’s go.” Jay said. He finally had the chance to see his girl again.

They covered the limo up and went to find Mal, “Guys I’m going to go find Y/N.” Jay told them.

Evie nodded whilst Carlos said, “Good luck bro.”

Jay had checked your apartment and sighed finding it empty. He didn’t really know where else to look and he was doing his best to stay hidden. “Come on, Y/N. Where are you baby?” He muttered to himself. He kept looking until he ran into Harry.

“Well well well, if isn’t Mr Aurodon. How’s life living in a castle?” Harry mocked.

“Shut up Harry. I don’t have time for you right now, I have to find Y/N.” Jay said.
“Oh, I know where she is.” He stated and Jay’s head shot up, “Considering she’s my girlfriend.” He smirked.

Jay didn’t know what to say, he thought Harry was joking, “Nice joke buddy, like she’d ever date you. I know my Y/N-“

“Do you though? I mean it’s been six months and you did leave her here all alone. I was there for her when you weren’t and eventually we grew feelings for each other. And now were madly in love.” He explained, lightly singing the last part to mock Jay.

“I don’t believe you.”

“Let me take you to Y/N, then. She’ll tell you.” He smirked. All Jay did was follow Harry hoping he wasn’t getting himself into a trap.

“Jay?” You called out when you saw him standing in the door frame of Harry’s cabin. Harry had left, as much as he wanted to stay to see this whole scene played out Uma needed him for something else, “What are you doing here?”

“You’re dating Harry?” He asked, you could hear the hurt in his voice.

“Jay.. I’m sorry. I missed you so much, please know that. It’s not like as soon as you left I jumped too Harry. He just, he always told me that you weren’t even thinking of me in Aurodon, that you had moved on.” You admitted, standing up to meet him.

“Why were you even hanging out with Harry and Uma in the first place?” He asked again, crossing his arms.

“I didn’t have any friends when you and the others left! What was I supposed to do, Jay? Cry all alone for the rest of my life? I’m sorry I made new friends.” You defended yourself.

“I spent every day over in Aurodon, missing you thinking of the day we would be together again.” Jay said, “You’re on the list to come over. Ben’s actually planning to bring you and few others down in a month or so.”

“Really? Oh my gosh, that’s so amazing! Thank you so much Jay.” You exclaimed, throwing your arms around you. Even though Jay wasn’t happy with you right now he couldn’t help but wrap his arms around you waist and pull you into him.

“Fuck, I’ve missed you so much.” He whispered into your hair.

“I’ve missed you too, Jay. I promise you, I only started dating Harry when I figured I’d never see you again. It’d been 6 months, baby.” You told him.

“Harry’s not on the list to come to Aurodon.” He told you. You heart dropped.

“Oh, um okay.”

“You know what? I can probably bring you back now. We have to save Ben from Uma anyway so he’ll owe us one and you were going to come in a month anyway. “ Jay said.

“Oh wow, okay. I’ll come. I just- I have to tell Harry. And Uma, my gosh she’s going to hate me, Jay. She’s going to hate me so much. Just like she hates you guys.” You said, worried.

“Don’t worry about it baby, Uma can’t hurt you on Aurodon. You’ll be safe, you’ll be with me.” He said, bringing his hand in yours.

“You’re not still mad at me?”

“No, I was just hurt. But I understand. And now that you’re coming back with me, we can be together again.” He smiled, you nodded. You were going to hate breaking up with Harry. He was such a good boyfriend too you, but you liked Harry. You loved Jay.

“Okay, I just have to get my things and talk to Harry.” You told him and he nodded. 

“Y/N!” Harry’s voice boomed as he entered your apartment. You stomach went up in nerves, Harry was never angry at you before but you’ve see him angry and it wasn’t nice.

“Yeah?” You said as you finished packing your things.

“When the fuck were you going to tell me your leaving?!”

“After I finished packing. I’m so so sorry Harry. I know how much this hurts but I hate it here and I have the chance to go to Aurodon. I have to take it.” You told him.

“What did you have to do to get there? Suck Jay’s dick?” Harry accused.

“Harry! I understand you’re mad and I understand you hate me but please, just know I never meant to hurt you.” You pleaded holding his hands but he slapped them away.

“I never meant anything to you right? I was just something to do while you passed the time until Jay came for you?” He questioned.

“No, Harry-“

“Save it, Y/N. Go off to Aurodon with Jay. Just be sure of one thing, you will rue the day you hurt me.” He threatened before storming out of your apartment leaving you in tears. 

You sent one last look to place that had been your home for the last few years before closing the door on it forever. You quickly spray painted the words ‘empty’ on the door. There was no real estate markets on the Isle and that was the way of saying that the place was up for grabs.

You walked to where Jay said to meet you and you found the limo. It was empty and no one was there yet. Eventually, you heard the feet of Jay as he ran through the pipe.

“Y/N! You made it! We go to go, now.” He said, you nodded and jumped into the car sitting in the seat next to him. Soon enough everyone else joined you guys and Jay was quick to speed off the Isle. Once you hit the beach, you screamed once Jay started driving on the water. He just chuckled once hitting the button that made a makeshift road for the limo.

Once he hit Aurodon your eyes lit up in wonder at all the bright colours that it had to offer. He parked the car and you hopped out, “Oh my gosh.”

“I know, it’s amazing. I’m so happy you’re finally here.” He smiled at you. “I love you.”

“Sometimes, being a complete nerd comes in handy.” Tom Holland Drabble Prompt

Requested by @tomrannosaurusholland !

Tom was always up for a drinking game; it was a fun way to relax and unwind after a long week of filming. The only thing was, Tom was shit at drinking games. So, when Harrison and Harry challenged you and Tom to a trivia based drinking game that a friend told him about, Tom was vehemently against it. 

“Bro, are you serious? You know I’m shit at things like this,” Tom whined. “You just want to get me drunk so I do something stupid!” 

Harrison laughed off the claim: “You don’t have to be drunk to be do something stupid.” 

“He’s not wrong,” you laughed, playfully shoving Tom’s shoulder. 

“You ready?” Tom gulped. 

“Yup! I’m confident,” you replied, which prompted Tom to raise his eyebrow. Secretly, you were a trivia buff. It wasn’t anything you were ashamed of, but the perfect opportunity had never arose where you could properly show off. 

A couple rounds into the game, and Haz and Harry were already feeling tipsy. Whereas, you and Tom were basically sober and teasing the others about their failed attempt of making Tom look foolish.

“This is amazing!” Tom laughed at Haz’s hiccups. “How do you know all of these things, babe? You’re amazing!” 

“Sometimes, being a complete nerd comes in handy. Especially when it comes to not being hungover in the morning,” you smiled. 

“Thank you for saving me, darling… Harrison, Harry, how do you two feel that your whole plan has backfired?”

“Honestly… not great.”

“Well, get ready to feel even worse in the morning!” Tom cheerily added. “Another round?”

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Things that Bitty probably has had to edit off his videos some time.

-Lardo opening his door and saying “froyo.” with the straightest face in the world. 

 -Jack yelling in the hallway “Shitty, stop hugging me!”. 

 -When it was late while he recorded, Jack yelling ‘go to bed’ to him. 

 -He falling out of his chair because Shitty knocked on his window out of the blank. 

 -Dex and Nursey arguing on the hallway. 

 -Shitty yelling at the tv. It can be heard from his room, yes. 

 -Someone having sex. 

 -“Bittle, we have a game tomorrow!” 

 -“Bitty you can’t be here talking to, I don’t know, your mom, there’s a party downstairs!” 

 -Probably like a lot of footage of himself drunk trying to make a video. 

 -It was awful. 

 -Shitty opening his door being like really high and hugging him. 

 -Jack knocking at his door to ask him to go out for a coffee. 


 -“Whoops I have a text– Did you really just text me to shut up, Jack Zimmermann? It’s ten pm!” 

 -“Jack stopped twice to take pictures of a really weird thing, but he was beautiful.” 

 -“I MEANT ‘IT’” 

 -“I MEAN” 


 -“Bitty there’s no pie in the kitchen your mom would be ashamed of you!” 


 -He regrets so much making videos when he is drunk. 


-“I am not jacking off!” 


 -“Did you call me?” 

 -“Oh my god, Jack–” 

 And when he leaves his door open: 

 -Shitty going through the hallway completely naked. 

 -A flying pillow. 

 -Probably Jack and Shitty. 

 -Like the pillow was probably Jack and Shitty’s fault but Jack and Shitty wrestling in his room too. 

 -Naked Shitty. 

 -“Bitty I have a date tomorrow and I don’t really know how to dress and oops sorry you are talking to your mom I’ll come back later I’m sorry!!” 

 -Why does everyone assume that he is talking to his mom. 

 -“Shitty please put on some pants when you are sitting on my bed.” 

 -“Do you want to look at this pictures?” 


 -“Shhh let me love you Jack” 

 -“Bitty, the oven is working again so– oh you are talking to your mom?” 

 -“Dex, chill.” 


 -Did I mention naked Shitty. 

 -His mom calling him. 

 -“Do you want to come take pictures of the snow?” 


 -“Bitty have you seen Nursey it is wild down there and we have to look out for him when he is drunk for a reason.” 


 -Naked Shitty. 

 -“Is that your mom? Tell her my dad says hi.” 

 -“Chowder if you have six jock straps in that box I just want you to know that they were joking, honey.” 

 -“And I am really nervous about tomorrow’s game–” “Well if you go to sleep you won’t be nervous.” 

 -“Look at this beautiful player of the Providence, Bitty” “Shitty stop hugging me” 

-“Farmer told me to thank you for the pie she says that it is awesome and– oh wow you and your mom sure skype a lot right” 

 -“Do you want to go out for a coffee” “It’s snowing Jack” “So…” “Okay no you are chirping me get out” 

 -Someone yelling “DEETS DEETS DEETS” 

 -“Shitty, really, put on some pants. Please.”

stealing @bratsims format because i need a less ugly way to mass answer your messages which will hopefully motivate me to stay on top of this! at least i can say i tried

so if you sent me an anon message in the past…idk MONTH (i’m bad i know) it might be here. (older ones are near the bottom) if not, check my faq because it’s probably answered there. (and if you’re the person/people who sent the twin flame & 7th house asks, i plan to answer those separately because i have a LOT to say. get ready)

game of thrones, nuclear war, real life santis, lou theories, i’m evil, HERE WE GO!! i literally had to cut it off at the last one because it was just too much for now. i’ll try to answer some more later ok

we’re starting off on a great note

Anonymous said: gaddamn rooney’s tiddies lookin’ hella ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Cherry Pie

Pairing: Louis Tomlinson & Harry Styles (Larry)

Genre: Smut, Fluff, Angst, Highschool AU

Word Count: 10 500

Warnings: Explicit language, Smut

Summary: Louis has always been well behaved. But one night Louis’ mother invites a long time friend over for dinner. However, when another unexpected guest shows up, Louis just can’t bite his tongue. Between those stupid boots, cherry pie and dumb tattoos, Louis’ past becomes harder to forget.

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anonymous asked:

Honestly I feel you on this. The other day I had a conversation with a friend, the guy was showing me a video game and told me about the sweet main relationship aka the chilhood girl friend who clearly is head over hills for the hero but the guy just refers to her as a little sister through most of the game until she confess to which he shows clear confusion but then it's implied they're together in a little post game cutscene. Like how is that sweet? How is that remotly romantic? 1

Funny enough when I compare it with sormik, he’s just like na can’t see it the’re just bros how can you see them being together there’s nothing that suggest it. Uggg dude get your head out your ass what you call sweet isn’t romance!            

Ah yes, the joys of heteronormativity: Dude meets girl, interacts with her platonically, even if she loves him romantically, all she has to do is say she loves him and that’s it, right?  I’m honestly so tired of that.

Like, what really sold me on soymilk was just how affectionate both of them are in all the story sequences.  Even during their brief separation during their fight early in the game, you could still feel Mikleo’s presence in the story even though he was physically absent.  Kind of like what Sorey was feeling, actually.  You can tell that even though both of them care about the rest of the other party members, they consider the other to be special, someone more important to them than anyone else in their lives.  And the game takes time to show you that, whether it’s Mikleo covering Sorey’s literal blind side in the early game, or Sorey gushing over how awesome Mikleo’s Spectral Cloak is after their narrow escape from Cardinal Forton, or just all the times they banter in combat, or their little history debates in all the skits.Honestly, they’re such a matched set and joined at the hip it sometimes feels a little weird in the official artwork of the whole party and they’re not standing right next to each other, rofl.

Backstory Time: So my best friend and I have been chatting about how Chase is a horrible person and we both seem to agree that Chase is the Darkiplier of Jack’s Alters.

Today she sat her brother down and made him watch the Anti videos and then made him watch the Bro Average video. This boy is a goddamn miracle, let me tell you. Aside from immediately grabbing plastic knives and screaming “fucking circles” and “Glitch Bitch”, he is a theory gold mine.

Theory Time now, friendos. Buckle the fuckle up because this is about to get Good!

First watch through of Bro Average (without any prompting) he felt that Chase was kinda off. The camera man incident made him think maybe he had been possessed by Anti or possibly has alternate personalities. Then we told him my theory about how he’s Dark because why not. This boy, bless him, looks up from his game and says “What if the Mark alters and the Jack Egos live in two different dimensions and Chase is Darks form in the Jack dimension so he can manipulate Anti and everyone else from a safe space?”

I don’t know about you guys but this just… Makes sense? Dark could trick anyone into thinking he was someone else. I just… Ahh!!

Needless to say, I’ve adopted him now.

nanunyah  asked:

So, this is a question about the boatsex: I am a jonerys shipper, love both characters. And yes, the boatsex was amazing. But still I could noticed, that emilia was kinda uncomfortable doing it, and from the interview, she stated that she didn't even want talk about the sexual tension with kit. I feel like Kit did all job, all the effort for her be confortable. I try to not ship kemilia, but I'm noticing it that emilia is having an "hard" time by making jonerys scenes. Don't u find kinda cute?


So here’s my take on their interviews and you can take it or leave it because I’m not an expert. Kit and Emilia are great friends. Kit is involved in a long term relationship with Rose. I think it would be uncomfortable doing a scene like that with your bro friend.

Think about it. You’re naked and there are a TON of people in the room and they’re all watching you. Not to mention that this scene had been building for seasons. The actors aren’t stupid. Whether or not they were told super early on they had to recognize that Dany and Jon were end game. Imagine knowing that scene was coming and by the time it gets there you’re such good friends with that person and you have to be naked together in front of a bunch of people simulating sex.

And I mean biology does take over so it would have to be awkward.

I don’t ship people irl. I did once, they ended up getting together and then it didn’t end well for the couple. It’s too painful to contemplate. So I learned my lesson. And also Kit and Rose are really super cute. Ya know?

Again that’s just my take but for what it’s worth I did find their interviews adorable and they were just so funny about it all. They’re good eggs in my book.

Thanks for writing lovely xoxoxo

anonymous asked:

okay I think I'm dead. I seriously tried to watch that video in the most unbiased way AND IT WAS NO USE??? AT ALL??? THE SONG CHOICE!!!! THE CLIPS!!! THE BOYFRIEND VIBE!!!! I even told my brother about it and he was like nope, this is totally not just a friendship. Since the summer package we've been well fed, but now this... this is just another fucking level

i am dead lmaoo. like, no longer alive. i tried watching it like “they just bros” but couldn’t. people who were reacting to it on youtube were like “this is cool, it’s like you’re on a date with him” like, eaefa;efije yeah. jungkook was. thanks. they have really just upped the game. like, nobody will ever beat jikook

anonymous asked:

What is your opinion on violent video games and the men who play them?

You opened a Pandora’s box asking me about gaming. But stick with me.

So I’ve made no bones about being a gamer myself. And where I think it’s important to know how media can and does effect people’s worldview I am, like most gamers, a little hypersensitive to the implication that video games are the downfall of society. I mean I’m old enough to remember Jack Thompson. Hell, I’m old enough to remember the formation of the ESRB. 

As far as the kinds of games I play… Assassin’s Creed? I love it. 

Originally posted by kazucrash

Mass Effect? Sign me up. 

Skyrim? Probably have about 1,000 hours played in that.

Fallout? I’ve played 1-4. 

Originally posted by build-error

Silent Hill? The first four are classics.

Originally posted by vgjunk

These are all very violent games. And I’ve played games at about this level of violence all my life (I used to play Mortal Kombat, the original Alone in the Dark and the early Fallouts back in the day after all.) And it’s true, video games tend to rely on violence for gameplay and conflict. And yes, there is valid criticism to be made of that.

But like with anything in any media it comes down to context.

For example: I gave up on the Grand Theft Auto series with 4 (having played 3 and San Andreas) because it stopped being largely tongue-in-cheek and tried clumsily to be a serious crime drama that is tooedgy5u while simultaneously attempting to retain some of those old goofy, irreverent elements. And that just resulted in an uncomfortable tonal whiplash and made the random acts of violence you can preform more disturbing than fun. Grand Theft Auto 5 seems much the same and I never bothered playing it.

Saints Row 2 is the only game I know of that managed to pull off goofy irreverence and crime drama at the same time. In that game when something was disturbing it was because it was supposed to be, it struck a good balance of drawing you in with it’s colorful insanity and then suddenly slapping you with something serious. The game never let you forget that while it was over the top and fun these were not good people you were playing as. …Too bad the subsequent Saints Row games forgot that. Sigh.

But I don’t think it’s necessarily gamers you have to worry about, people who are hobbyists, who follow the industry and immerse themselves in a vast number of titles. 

Your average gamer has played violent games like Fallout or Assassin’s Creed but they’ve also played games like Undertale or Bioshock that subvert the very concept of blindly committing acts of violence in a game just because a game told you to. Or they’ve played games like Stardew Valley, Minecraft, Portal or Journey which contain little to no violence at all. 

Do many games have problematic content? Even ones I like? Of course they do. But that’s the same as any media. It’s not gamers you have to worry about.

No, it’s casuals you have to worry about. Specifically CoD-bros. I’m serious, Call of Duty games started out as WW2 shooters but for the last ten entries or so, at the height of its popularity, have warped into the most jingoistic, potentially radicalizing media out there.

I mean when large groups of American men are playing just a single game series with yearly installments that over and over reward you for gunning down Arabs and Muslims and sometimes feature real and currently on-going conflicts… that’s worrisome. 

spikykinkycactus-deactivated201  asked:

Denki Kaminari + Video Games UwU thank you

Oooh! I got some friends to help me on this one

-Kaminari loves arcade games like Tetris and has spent are least $100 on tokens…
-He absolutely adores classic Sonic games. Don’t mention Sonic ‘06 around him.
-He pretends to know everything about Pokémon, but he knows Pikachu’s name and that’s about it. He really wants to learn how to play, though!
-Sero gave Denki his really old and shitty Gameboy + a copy of Pokémon Yellow for his birthday. He’s eternally grateful.
-He loves Smash Bros.(Especially Brawl; it was his first game) and mains Pikachu. He was mediocre at first… Until Mina told him about the minus-up-up+1 combo.
-Holy shit.
-Kaminari is now feared and respected in Smash.

I hope you liked them!!

KYLE: Stan??

CARTMAN: Yeah, totally.
CARTMAN: ‘it’s me, your boyfriend stan! boo hoo, kyle! i’m crazy come save me from doctors!’

KYLE: Cartman, what in the hell do you want.
CARTMAN: For you to get real, Jew.
KYLE: I’m hanging up now.
CARTMAN: No, come on.
CARTMAN: I’m just fucking with you.
CARTMAN: Wanna hang out?
KYLE: No, I really don’t.

KYLE: I told you I didn’t want to talk to anyone for a while.
KYLE: Can you just leave me alone already?
CARTMAN: You don’t leave a friend in crisis. That’s not what I’m about, dog.
KYLE: Don’t ever call me 'dog’.
KYLE: Ever again in our entire lives.
CARTMAN: Whatever floats your boat, dog.
KYLE: I’m going to hurt you.
CARTMAN: But seriously.

CARTMAN: You sure you don’t wanna talk about it?
CARTMAN: It’s been like, three days.
KYLE: I know.
KYLE: And I still don’t want to talk about it.
KYLE: Now, or ever, probably.
CARTMAN: Oh, did you absorb Stan’s sad-sack-of-shit-itis last time we went to go see him?
CARTMAN: I’m not letting both of you end up in the nuthouse. That’s not cool.

KYLE: Cartman, would you just. For the love of God, just leave it alone?
KYLE: I don’t want to talk about it, is that really so hard a concept to get?
KYLE: I don’t want to talk about Stan, I don’t want to hear about him.
KYLE: I’m done with him- with it all. I told you so.

CARTMAN: Geez, fine. Don’t have to period rage at me, damn.
CARTMAN: Wanna play Smash Bros, then? I’ve been playing against Butters for like, a solid week. I need someone who actually fights back.

KYLE: Do I have to?
CARTMAN: Yes, you do.
CARTMAN: Cause sitting around like an asshole isn’t like you.
CARTMAN: You gotta get your spirit back, Kyle.

CARTMAN: And me kicking your ass over and over again in video games will do just that.
CARTMAN: I’ll be over there in like, three minutes.
KYLE: Jesus Christ, fine.

That’s what happens when you try to remember your old life, bro, or think about taking off your gear. Football is your life now. Football is everything. You open your mouth to talk and somehow you’re always talking about football. If it isn’t football season, you’re still talking about football. Your friends are starting to think you’re kind of a clown, always in gear. You’re having more and more trouble in class. Papers are harder to write, unless they’re about football. You even get a little hard in your jockstrap and cup under your pants when you hear the word football. It’s safe to say you’re a little obsessed with football. Your brain is a fuckin’ football. How could you have ever not liked football? That makes no sense, football is football. The best game ever played, and the only true sport. There has never been a time you did not like football.

That’ll teach you for being so rude to me, sayin all that shit about football. I told you it was awesome, didn’t I? No more books for you, smarty-pants. Now you’re a football fan til death, and you won’t know any different. All those smarts you got up there, well, they’re football smarts now. I’ve changed ‘em. From books to plays, from stuff you learned to team stats and trivia. Don’t forget to put on your black facepaint, bro.

Man, people are gonna think you’re a total dumbass - but when it comes to football - yeah, that’s right, FOOTBALL - you’re a fuckin’ dumbass genius. Now get out there and start your new life.

chowdersmile  asked:

nurseydex/13 a sorry kiss

Hi there :) Thanks for sending this one in, I was kinda hoping for some Nurseydex since they are my faves, haha :D

Dex was raging, his heart beating fast in his chest as he stormed out of the Haus and down the stairs, angrily stomping past Ransom and Holster trying to wheel some volleyball girls on the front porch. 

He’d never have called himself the jealous type, would never have thought that he would react like this but he can’t help himself because this girl, this beautiful girl, had had her hands all over Nursey and Nursey had seemed to enjoy it, the bastard. Like Dex wasn’t even there. Like they didn’t crash into each other after every game, high on adrenalin and the thrill of playing, ripping their clothes off each others body like their lifes depended on being naked with each other. 

No, it seemed like Nursey had been very busy trying to find someone new to share his time with and Dex had felt the flaming jealousy burn inside him, tears stinging his eyes as he pushed past Bitty on the dancefloor. 

The cold winter air around him clings to his bones and he instantly regrets not taking his coat with him but he had felt like breaking down, he couldn’t have stayed any minute longer, watching Nursey flirt with other people.

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