Griffin keeps warning us not to expect too much from the mini arcs and on one hand I completely get it, I totally understand. But on the other hand I started this podcast listening to the entire three-hour episode of them figuring out how to play D&D, with absolutely no idea who they were before listening to that ep, and like… I know what this is gonna be, I know what I’m in for, it’s going to be this group trying to play a game while making jokes and honestly that is still completely what I signed up for. I am not going to be disappointed. I’m thrilled at the idea of a new adventure, even a small one.
The signs as wild shit I’ve done in 2017 (krystal) NSFW
Aries: Got punched in the throat at one of the poshest bars in London
Taurus: Stalked my boyfriend and his friend all the way down the street, and when they sat down on a bench in a field I popped out a bush and pretended to just bump into them (I was dressed incognito too)
Gemini: Fucked with a wig on, it was the best sex I’ve ever had
Cancer: Legit got dumped the day before Valentine’s Day, turned up at his house and gave him everything I bought him, cried, then fucked
Leo: Almost went on a one night stand on Election night with a University teacher from Tinder but got lost on the way there and decided that because it’s raining its not meant to be
Virgo: Broke down and got stranded on a high up viewpoint (dogging area) because we accidentally drained the car battery at two in the morning and didn’t know what to do
Libra: Drunkenly spat a drink over my best friend four times in McDonalds over a chicken nugget
Scorpio: Broke up with my long term boyfriend and then sucked his best friend’s dick on a field at night
Sagittarius: Took speed at a warehouse rave from a girl in the bathroom, put it in my mouth and then said “Btw what is this?”
Capricorn: Had to do DIY and fix a garden chair with a thin piece of wire because UNICEF scared the crap out of my friend and she broke it (and it actually worked)
Aquarius: Did shots and slammed into a hot tub in front of everybody, tried to get back up but just kept falling and ended up crawling inside to escape even more humiliation
Pisces: Went on a boat rave and got into a fight with someone about a giant inflatable dinosaur that I named Terry (and lost, so I took a giant banana home instead)
I like to daydream of different ways Gascoigne and Viola came to possess the music box; I just think it’s cute to imagine that when he was still pretty new to Yharnam Gascoigne was wandering through different shops when he found it. Sharing it with Viola much later on was special.
Also I think I’ve finally found a style I can replicate at will! This one’s nice and relaxing for me to do. I’m glad I discovered it while playing around with lines.
I really have no patience for pretentious little assholes who say shit like “I hate most people” “everyone is dumb and ignorant” “I need someone that matches my intellect” like get the fuck off your high horse and get humble bcs you’re not better than everyone else, you’re just a pretentious jerk
ohmy god craig and tweek have a healthy relationship and love each other. craig tries his best to be a good boyfriend. they care so much about each other. there is finally some good in this unholy year of 2017. i cant believe this.