i told i told i told

Griffin keeps warning us not to expect too much from the mini arcs and on one hand I completely get it, I totally understand. But on the other hand I started this podcast listening to the entire three-hour episode of them figuring out how to play D&D, with absolutely no idea who they were before listening to that ep, and like… I know what this is gonna be, I know what I’m in for, it’s going to be this group trying to play a game while making jokes and honestly that is still completely what I signed up for. I am not going to be disappointed. I’m thrilled at the idea of a new adventure, even a small one.

The signs as wild shit I’ve done in 2017 (krystal) NSFW

Aries: Got punched in the throat at one of the poshest bars in London

Taurus: Stalked my boyfriend and his friend all the way down the street, and when they sat down on a bench in a field I popped out a bush and pretended to just bump into them (I was dressed incognito too)

Gemini: Fucked with a wig on, it was the best sex I’ve ever had

Cancer: Legit got dumped the day before Valentine’s Day, turned up at his house and gave him everything I bought him, cried, then fucked

Leo: Almost went on a one night stand on Election night with a University teacher from Tinder but got lost on the way there and decided that because it’s raining its not meant to be

Virgo: Broke down and got stranded on a high up viewpoint (dogging area) because we accidentally drained the car battery at two in the morning and didn’t know what to do 

Libra: Drunkenly spat a drink over my best friend four times in McDonalds over a chicken nugget 

Scorpio: Broke up with my long term boyfriend and then sucked his best friend’s dick on a field at night

Sagittarius: Took speed at a warehouse rave from a girl in the bathroom, put it in my mouth and then said “Btw what is this?”

Capricorn: Had to do DIY and fix a garden chair with a thin piece of wire because UNICEF scared the crap out of my friend and she broke it (and it actually worked)

Aquarius: Did shots and slammed into a hot tub in front of everybody, tried to get back up but just kept falling and ended up crawling inside to escape even more humiliation

Pisces: Went on a boat rave and got into a fight with someone about a giant inflatable dinosaur that I named Terry (and lost, so I took a giant banana home instead)

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Just a lil something I’ve been working on. 

I like to daydream of different ways Gascoigne and Viola came to possess the music box; I just think it’s cute to imagine that when he was still pretty new to Yharnam Gascoigne was wandering through different shops when he found it. Sharing it with Viola much later on was special.

Also I think I’ve finally found a style I can replicate at will! This one’s nice and relaxing for me to do. I’m glad I discovered it while playing around with lines.

I’m so happy that camila is happy and she’s finally in a place in of her life where she’s not afraid to be herself, I’m just so PROUD 🌹

LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE WAS PROTECT HER
happiness! looks! so! gorgeous! on! her!

@paapakawalk @peri-plum160 @distractibledingo

to add to the whole “oh my god we’re becoming our character” phenomenon we’ve been having, here’s my ridiculously uncanny contribution:

When I was walking to get lunch this afternoon, it was insanely windy. So much so that it was almost impossible to take five steps forward without stumbling backwards.

When it cooled to a soft breeze that barely pushed my hair aside, I jokingly did that little arm gesture Maui does in You’re Welcome when he harnesses the wind to blow through Moana’s hair. 

You know, this one:

Originally posted by annie990ship

The only reason I did it at all was to jokingly exclaim that I harnessed the breeze as it was going by.

But the second after I finished doing that little hand gesture this massive gust of wind came out of literally nowhere and smacked me in the face- only to disappear as quickly as it had come.

The timing was uncanny. I laughed so hard I had to stop walking to collect myself

I really have no patience for pretentious little assholes who say shit like “I hate most people” “everyone is dumb and ignorant” “I need someone that matches my intellect” like get the fuck off your high horse and get humble bcs you’re not better than everyone else, you’re just a pretentious jerk