i thought you were chinese

Practice

Requested by @captaindanindlovu​. I hope you like it!

Summary: Jared Padalecki x reader. Gen gives Jared and the reader permission to do what they’d like.

Warning: Smut, dry humping

Word Count: 2500

A/N: I’m still new to this RPF thing, so I hope y’all enjoy this! XOXO


Sex scenes aren’t the most comfortable scenes to shoot.

Sex scenes are even more uncomfortable when you’re shooting in front of the guy’s wife, who just happens to be visiting and has been given permission to be on the closed set.

Sex scenes are even more uncomfortable when you’re trying to get over the attraction you’ve developed to said married guy.

And sex scenes are incredibly uncomfortable when the married guy who you’re simulating sex with gets an erection. In front of the visiting wife.

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one time i was asked by someone if i were a half-asian, and i replied that i was 100% chinese. and they’re like “oh i thought you were half because you hang out with white people.” like… okay 1. i have asian friends too lol 2. i didn’t know that just because i’m asian i’m supposed to only hang out with asians. that doesn’t make me any less asian to hang out with some white people lmao. i wasn’t super offended but i don’t get why is there a stereotype that all asians hang out in groups and only talk to each other??

Polyglot [Seventeen Fluff]

A/N: @netflixingcastiel Sorry for taking so long omg. I tried to be a hero and search up about different languages and then I realised that there’s no point because you guys wouldn’t be able to read some (sobs why am I so dumb). I also had requests previously so I’m so so sorry again!! This is very different from what I usually write hahah…Here it is and I hope you like it :-) 

Word Count: 900+ (it’s a shorter one :-))


“________,” your friend nudged you and you frowned.

“What?”

“Teach me some Korean and Chinese, like the basics.”

At that moment, the lights dimmed and you sat up straighter, craning your neck to see whether the boys were coming on stage.

“Hey, don’t you dare ignore me,” she snapped and you rolled your eyes, turning to face her.

“Lisa, the concert’s about to start! You should have learned some basics at home if you wanted to impress Mingyu and Jun later on at the album signing,” you sneered and she glared at you.

“You’re just being sel-”

“Shut up! It’s starting, don’t you see them?”

A beam of light cut through the darkness and shone directly at a platform on the stage and you knew that the boys would be emerging from there. Fumbling around for your lightstick, you let out a sigh when you saw Lisa sticking her tongue out at you while she held onto your lightstick tightly.

“You’re going to teach me a few phrases,” she smiled and you reached out to grab it but she pulled it back faster, raising her eyebrows as she did.

“Fine.”


Your throat hurt whenever you tried to speak.

“I think…I screamed too much,” you whispered and Lisa nodded, choking out a ‘me too’. You told yourself to shut up and save whatever voice you had left for the album signing which was the thing that really mattered - a time where you could meet the members face to face.

As you stood in line, waiting for your turn, you closed your eyes and tried to remember everything you had planned to say. That they look amazing, and that I love them, and that-

“So, tell me how to say I love you in Chinese,” Lisa nudged you and your thoughts were interrupted.

“Wo, ai, ni,” you said slowly, putting emphasis on all three words and she repeated after you, sounding funny but still understandable.

“Okay. Now, how do you said ‘you look handsome’.”

“Ni, hen, shuai,” you sighed and she nodded, mouthing the words to herself.

“Now can you keep quiet?”

Your heart was beating rapidly and you could feel your mouth becoming dry as you got closer and closer to the stage. I practiced for this. I’ve been waiting for this. The excitement was building up and escalating but would always drop because of demands that would shoot out from Lisa’s mouth.

“Okay let’s do Korean now shall we?”

This cycle of silent squealing followed by frustrated repetitions of the same phrase repeated over and over again until you found yourself making eye contact with Soonyoung.

Omg.

It felt as if everything you had been seeing on screen was a beautiful lie - because what you saw up close in real life was unexplainable and too perfect to be true. His face was flawless, believe it or not. You swore that you could see no pores and a thought flashed into your mind that it was makeup but even with makeup, blemishes would always show but not for him.

He broke out into a wide smile and your back straightened immediately, making sure that you didn’t look sluggish or anything close to the mess that you were inside.

Say something.

“H-hi,” you said in Korean and you wanted to punch yourself for starting with something so lame. You placed the album on the table and he slid it towards him, flipping over the cover to the blank page swiftly after he’s already done it close to a million times.

“What’s your name?” he said in English and you wanted to scream and how adorable he sounded.

“I can speak Korean,” you said slowly and his eyes widened, seemingly impressed. And from the moment on, you started speaking fluently like you always did, gaining confidence as you went from a member to the next.

Passing by Dokyeom, Chan, Mingyu and Wonwoo, you soon reached Jun and you started worrying again.

“Hii!” the boy chirped brightly in English and you swore that their English was the most perfect sound in the entire universe. He reached out for the album and you took a deep breath, telling him your Chinese name.

“You have a Chinese name?” He asked instinctively in Chinese and you replied, telling him that you could speak the language too. You spoke to him for a longer time than the rest and you were so glad that you had an interest in learning Chinese in school.

“Wow, you can speak three languages!” Jisoo chuckled in his perfect English and your face turned bright red.

“I bet she can speak more. You can right?” Seungkwan joked like he always did but the smile was wiped off his face when he saw you nodding slowly.

“wHaT?! SIX? HoW?” Jisoo’s jaw dropped and Seungkwan simply stared. You winced, feeling slightly embarrassed.

“Japanese, German and French? That is insane,” Vernon shook his head and Jisoo closed his mouth.  

“I have a love for language,” you said softly and they all nodded as if you were at an interview and you found their reaction to be the cutest thing ever.

“Jisoo speaks well too! But I guess we’ve found someone better,” Seungkwan laughed and you smiled, feeling a small surge of pride.

You had to move on faster than you wished to which was saddening but you tresured every moment you had with them.

The meet and greet ended in a flash and you found yourself waving goodbye to the thirteen boys that you were so blessed to have gotten close to.

“You were the star fan,” Lisa teased and you shook your head, grinning brightly with the memory of them still fresh in your mind.

“Languages are beautiful because they bring people together,” you sighed and she nodded, clenching her hands into fists.

“And that’s why I’m going to master five more languages by the end of the year,” Lisa nodded and you scoffed, patting her on the back.

“It’ll be worth it.” You started.

She nodded once again.

“But good luck.”

anonymous asked:

you like kdramas??????! I started watching them recently because I started liking kpop so you have any recs?

I do like kdramas!! I’m a pretty versatile person in regards to the things I like, so everything I like is really different. Since you’re a Killing Stalking fan I’ll recommend some dramas sort of like (?) it:

I Remember You (Hello Monster) - I think this is one of my favorites because it’s so underrated. Like I don’t even know how to describe how good it is to make it sound as good as it actually is. A brief summary of it would be that the main character is this really smart P.I. and he’s trying to figure out who is behind a series of murders. Like all kdramas, you have to watch at least 6 episodes before you consider to drop it. And for all you kpoppers, D.O. (Myungsoo?) from EXO is in it. Overall the acting between Seo In Guk, Park Bo Gum, Jang Nara, and Choi Won Young is fucking A+ and so is the plot. I feel like Sangwoo could relate to two of the characters (from what I remember) but I won’t say who because then I’d be spoiling it. There’s a basement in it if that helps.

Kill Me, Heal Me - (sound familiar? Heal me, fill me, kill me? Lol) This drama is about a man who has Dissociative Identity Disorder and has seven different personalities. I can’t tell you how accurate the portrayal of the disorder is but from reviews that I had read at the time, I heard it was semi accurate. Like I said, Kdramas usually start off slow but as they progress some actually get really good. Kill Me, Heal Me is one of those. And again, the acting by Ji Sung and Hwang Jang Eun is great when it comes down to it.

W - this one came out recently. It’s about a girl who gets sucked into a manhwa and there’s this whole reality vs fiction conflict that goes on. I literally can’t say anything about it because the I’d be spoiling the first episode. If you watch the first episode of this I’m sure it’ll be what helps you decide to watch it or not. It’s really good in my opinion though.

Dr. Frost - another underrated one. It’s based off the manhwa with the same title. It’s really good and I’m hoping for a season 2.

Falling for Innocence - another underrated one. I honestly didn’t think I was going to like this one in the beginning but it gets so good. The actors are great. Watch at least, I think, the first four episodes and you’ll be so surprised.

Oh My Ghost - SO I wasn’t going to post this one because I was like ehhh but then I remembered what the plot was actually about and how underrated it was. In terms of environment I honestly think it’s like Killing Stalking the most in a way. This one looks a bit lighter at first because I think the creators tried to make it comedic but it’s pretty dark after watching the plot develop. And I loved the entire cast, they were so pure.

Some other dramas that are not Kdramas but are worthy of mentioning:

Liar Game (Japanese) - (there’s a Korean version of it but I never finished it because I liked this one more) it’s based on the manga with the same name and I thought both were really good.

Love Me If You Dare (Chinese) - this one is kind of like I Remember You (Hello Monster) but probably darker and more horrifying. The first episode will definitely catch your attention, lmao.

So, these are all the ones that I can think of. They all somehow incorporate psychology, horror, murder, and suspense. These are honestly all my favorites so I might be a bit biased, but they’re literally better than any other common drama you’ll find.

I’m not really a person who’s sensitive to things, so when you read the summary, you should decide whether you want to watch it or not. If you guys are interested one and want to know more about it before you watch it, just ask me and I’ll try to summarize all sensitive elements that it may contain. But I don’t think anything I’ve mentioned is actually worse than Killing Stalking, so hopefully that puts you at ease?

You can watch all these for free on the app called Viki by the way! That’s my favorite app to use when I watch dramas. Plus, you can comment while you watch the episode which I think is pretty cool!

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To B.A.P, what are Chinese fans?
YG: I want to see them again

A female girl group that you like the most lately?
① Twice
② Red Velvet
③ EXID
④ _____
YG: * smiles but doesn’t answer the question*

Please draw what your heart thinks Chinese Babyz are like~
YG: (see picture)

Fan: Since I’m working hard to learn Korean, please teach me a Korean phrase you like
YG: “Self-esteem” - something like your own values. [T/N: Yonggku also further explained the phrase using synonyms related to self-esteem]

Fan: Please give me a wink!
YG: *Winks a little whilst being embarrassed*

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That's it I'm dead.

Maybe the correct term or state is “heightened fangirling.”
Maybe a more correct term or state is “dissolving into a puddle of my own feels.”
And maybe the most correct term or state is “dead.”
Okay. I’m done. Gone. Dead. The Lizzie Bennet Diaires just killed me.
Just boiled me alive in beauty. Happy thoughts and words and actions and I am dead.

Maybe “I thought you were Chinese” can be their “always”
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Destiel making up for saveyoursin for being the first to read and comment on my speech :)

Dean looked at the bright yellow flowers in front of him, battling a headache from annoyance and the mixed fragrances.

“Can I help you?” A perky voice asked. A pretty blond was suddenly standing in front of him, smiling. Dean scratched at the back of his neck.

“Uh, yeah. Me and boyfriend got into a fight. I’m trying to find a way to apologize.”

“Oh.” Her smile dimmed a little and her posture changed so that her breasts were no longer in his face. “Do you know what kind of flowers he likes?”

“They’re yellow,” Dean said. “He likes to plant them because they attract bees.”

The girl smiled and led him across the room to whole other display. She plucked a single flower from the bunches there and held it out.

“Are these what you’re talking about?”

“Yeah. He loves those.” She helped Dean pick some out, then went to ring him up.

“They’re buttercups, by the way,” She said, when she handed him his receipt. “Just for future reference.” Dean nodded.

“Thanks.”

Dean spent the drive across town to Castiel’s apartment, trying to think of what to say. He sucked with words and expressing his emotions.

He still had nothing when he knocked on the door. Cas opened it, then frowned when he saw Dean.

“I thought you were my Chinese food.”

“Sorry to disappoint. Can I come in?”

Cas opened the door and Dean walked in. He held the flowers out to him, meekly.

“I got you these. I know you like them a lot.” Cas smiled a little as he took him.

“Thank you.”

“I’m really sorry. I was a huge dick and I shouldn’t have said what I did.”

“You accused me of being with someone else,” Cas said, his anger rising again. “In front of my whole office. You stormed in and called me a liar, when I told you, multiple times, that I was going to dinner with a client.”

“I know. I’m so sorry, Cas. It’s just…when I see you with out with other guys like that, I just feel like I’m not good enough. You deserve the world and I can’t even give you a house.”

“I have loved you since I was ten years old,” Cas said. “I fell in love with that rough boy from down the street. We grew up together, Dean. I’ve known what you could and couldn’t give me since day one. I don’t want those things. I want you.”

“I want you, too.” Cas sighed. Dean opened his mouth to apologize again, but Cas put his arms around his neck.

“I love you,” He said. “Just as much today as I did eighteen years ago. I would never risk losing this.”

“Me, either. I’m sorry.”

“Me, too.” Cas kissed him, soft and slow.

“I’m glad you’re here, anyway,” He said, rubbing the tips of their noses together.

“Why’s that?” Dean asked, a slow smile inching onto his face.

“Because I was expecting your apology and ordered your favorite.” Dean laughed and kissed him again.

“I love you.”

“I love you, too.”

[TRANS] Cnetz reactions to Wu Yifan’s Chinese Valentine’s Day weibo update

Trans: epikey@tumblr | Source: Wu Yifan weibo | Requested post | (t/n - The vegetable he’s holding is a Shanghai Bok Choy, not a Chinese cabbage. In Chinese, “Chinese cabbage” literally translates to “white vegetable”.)

Wu Yifan [+27741] You think you’re a handsome guy just because you’re holding a Chinese cabbage [doge doge doge bye]

Wu Yifan [+27514] To express the fact that I haven’t updated weibo in quite a while, (I) decided to comment a few more times [thinking happy]

Wu Yifan [+27558] Spending this year with green vegetables, spending next year with Chinese cabbage, I’ll have vegetables every year [hehe]

1. [+3334] Those who like my post today are all that stalk of Chinese cabbage [shy shy shy]

2. [+2500] Told you to not publicise it! Being stubborn again! Yes you’re right, my name is Chinese cabbage :)

3. [+2286] I thought you were taken away by the demons {pick nose pick nose pick nose] (t/n - One of the most iconic lines from Journey to the West is the pig monk or the grizzly monk telling Sun Wukong/Monkey King “Big brother, our master was taken by the demons!”)

4. [+1913] Benefits of those who sleep late [doge]

5. [+1755] Yesterday all kinds of couples on the streets didn’t torment me, but you really did torment me the entire day, waited by my phone waiting for you to update, didn’t manage to do anything, what’s more scary is that, I’m doing all these willingly. [cry]

6. [+1758] This is obviously called a green vegetable, Lao Wu, with shades on your vision isn’t good anymore, good night [haha]

7. [+1551] It’s a Shanghai Bok Choy. [laugh cry laugh cry laugh cry]

8. [+1257] Ge is this really a good thing for you to do, in the dead of the night [bye] Shouldn’t you be going to sleep [angry angry angry]

9. [+1174] Chinese Valentine’s Day is already over [angry]

10. [+1315] Shit, this is the benefit for sleeping late! Lao Wu’s wives like my post like my post like my post! [doge doge]

11. [+1031] Sing with me: Single dog, single dog, single all the day. See AV, hit the plane, theyre doing all the day. Hey! Single dog, single dog, why not be a gay? No more wait, no more afraid, make him be a gay! (t/n - Italics are in English. “Hit the plane” means to jerk off.)

12. [+968] To say that, if I want to use my life to protect another life, then the meaning of my existence is on that living being, if he disappears then my life will become worthless too, then maybe this person is you. Wu Yifan, if you’re tired then let go, no matter how far the road is I’ll accompany you <3

13. [+913] My name is Chinese cabbage

14. [+357] When are you going to publicly announce your dog’s name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woof woof woof!!!!!!!!!!!!

15. [+82] Sing with me, ready, begin: Ah~ ah~ Qixi~ You’re one less Xi than Brazil~~ Ah~ ah~ Qixi~ You’re two Xis more than Wu Xi~~ Ah~ ah~ Qixi~ You’re three Xis more than Sixi~~ Ah~ ah~ Qixi~ You’re four Xis more than Shanxi~~ Ah~ ah~ Qixi~ You’re five Xis more than daughter-in-law~~ Ah~ ah~ Qixi~ You’re six Xis less than ambiguity~~ There will be the day, you will have a full and formal banquet all over the land~~ (t/n - Qixi is Chinese Valentine’s day. Qi means seven. Brazil in Chinese is Ba Xi. Ba means eight. Wu Xi is a place. Wu means five. Shanxi is a place. Shan sounds like san and san means three. Daughter-in-law in Chinese is Erxi. Er means two. Ambiguity is in Chinese is Yi Xi. Yi means one. Full and formal banquet in Chinese is Manhanquanxi.)

16. [+83] Wu Yifan, this thing called Weibo, if you want to post then post, if you’re too busy and have no time then don’t post, it’s all alright. You must continue to work hard, take the time at night to rest well so that you can give your all in work tomorrow, love you, good night.

*In Chinese, “you are my vegetable” means “you are my style/type”.

Ikot a.k.a Frequently Asked Questions

Tita: [to Mom] Does she understand Tagalog?
You: Yes.  
Tita: [to You] That’s good, iha.  
Mom: But she can’t speak it.
Tita: Sayang.
Mom: I know. Talaga.
Teacher: Have you been to the Philippines?
You: Yes.
Teacher: More than once?
You: Yes. 

Stranger: So are you full Canto?
You: What?
Stranger: Are you Canto? Or half?
You: Oh! No. I’m Filipino.
Stranger: Damn! I thought you were Chinese.
You: Was it the last name?
Stranger: Yeah, because usually –
You: Filipinos are Asians with Hispanic last names?
Stranger: Exactly! So you’re different then.
You: Well my Lolo is half Chinese and my middle name is Santos.
Stranger: Oh! So you’re not different. Well there you go.

You: Mom? You’re Filipino, but I’m Filipino-American.
Mom: Yes.
You: Because you grew up in the Philippines, but I grew up here.
Mom: Correct.
You: When [insert celebrity crush here] and I have kids, will you teach them Tagalog? I’ll drop them off here in the summer.
Mom: Why don’t you teach it to them?
You: Because I can’t speak it.
Mom: Then I guess you have to learn.

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