i thought you were being serious

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“I wanted to write a rock ‘n’ roll song. And so it started out being much sillier than it came out. It didn’t end up being silly at all. It ended up being very serious actually. But when I started it I was just… I thought this is good for me since I write so many like intense, serious, dark songs that I wanted to write something that was up but… And it starts out that way and it is up but there is a definite eerieness that goes through that song that I didn’t even know was there, until just the other night when you were filming that.”

Stevie on ‘Angel’, Tusk Documentary.

Exchanging Holiday Gifts With Loki Would Include:
  • Him being really surprised you wanted to give him a gift.
  • “So what’s of your gift list?”
  • What gift list?”
  • “You know, A list of what you want people to get you for the Holidays.”
  • Him looking at you like you’re a bit crazy.
  • Cause no one had ever wanted/gave him a gift.
  • He never thought about it so he never really ever gave you a list.
  • And you were like “Well thanks for nothing. I’m just getting you socks.”
  • he actually thought you were serious and was still 100% fine with that. 
  • He really just wanted to unwrap a gift for the first time.
  • Loki then wanting to outdo whatever you would get him.
  • Because he’s Loki and needs to be the best.
  • Him wondering through the mall and getting so lost.
  • Eventually giving up and just giving you something from Asgard.
  • He was super pissy about it.
  • When the day arrives you wake him up by jumping on him while he was sleeping.
  • Poor thing almost had a heart attack.
  • He would be super fucking exited but wouldn’t show it.
  • You handed him a small carefully wrapped box, laced with green and gold. That was quite obviously just made for him.
  • He thought for a few seconds that the beautifully wrapped box was the gift. And he loved it. (He was slightly confused when you nudged him to actually open it)
  • While he had a huge pile of things he thought you may enjoy. (Most of it was guessing.) That he god awfully wrapped himself. It actually looked like a toddler did it.
  • When he actually got to unwrapping it he was really really stunned that you got him a necklace.
  • He wouldn’t show how much he liked it to you, But he would secretly wear it everyday.
  • It had a picture of you with him, You making a silly face and giving him bunny ears with your fingers. While he was dead serious.
  • Not only was it the first gift he’d ever really gotten, But it was the most meaningful thing. 
  • He’d smile whenever he would open the little latch to see the picture. 

 Very loosely based off of 125. “I don’t deserve this gift, Y/n. You have to take it back.”  {Winter Prompt List}

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Derek x Reader

Requested By Anon


The completely vacant emotionlessness you had about you was alluring. While most assumed you were in a bad mood and tried to lighten it Derek indulged in it and found it amusing to tease you. His most recent teasing consisted of light flirting, he enjoyed knowing that despite your attempt to remain serious and unaffected by him, your pulse and heart beat gave you away.

 

Unfortunately, his plan to tease you ended up with him slowly realising that he cared for you, making him frustrated when you showed no sign of like him back. He started asking questions, how your day was, if you wanted a lift home from pack meetings, what your favourite things were.

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Reasons I need to control my smart mouth #117

While on break at work the other day, I was checking my phone, and a couple coworkers were having a conversation.

Eventually one of them said, “well we make them laugh and that’s what matters.”

That’s when a coworker I work directly with frequently chimed in saying, “except dylan. dylan never laughs.”

And without looking up from my phone I said, “maybe you should try being funnier.”

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You: John, I think we should break up *trying not to smile*

John: W-What, why?

You: I’m keeping you from who you really love.

John: *Stands up and walks over to you* i love you, Y/N

You: No, John

John: What do you mean

You: You love Sherlock *laughs*

John: Oh my god! I thought you were being serious

*You keep laughing*

I have a question to pose to the Torchwood fandom (specifically my fellow Janto shippers):

How do/did you feel about the Jack and Jack kiss in “Captain Jack Harkness”? Clearly, especially in light of recent Janto additions (namely Broken), Jack and Ianto were in a relationship or were at least being physical with each other at the time that Jack kissed Jack.

Personally, I’m not sure how I feel about it. It was kind of an in the moment thing but would Ianto (and do you?) interpret it as cheating? It doesn’t help that we don’t know how serious or monogamous their relationship was at that point. Were they dating officially or was it still a “”“one time thing”“” (heavy quotation marks)?!?

Maybe I just have too many questions, but please let me know your thoughts about this whole topic! I’d really love to know; I’ve been thinking about this for a while now and haven’t seen much discussion about it.

so~~ I’m being offered a Youtube partnership and that’s exciting and cool!! but I’m having trouble figuring out what I’d even do. So I’m WILDLY curious and in serious need of my followers’ help - if you guys were to be interested in seeing me start Youtube (which I would be surprised and flattered by first of all) what in the living heck would you want to see me do??? Cause youtube is filled with so much so I figured I wouldn’t be contributing which is why I haven’t started sooner, you know? Thoughts??

Scared - Isaac Lahey.

Not my gif | Requested | Please request other characters. I already have too many Stiles requests so I’m not taking anymore Stiles. 

“Isaac are you serious?!” You yelled.
“I’m being serious, (Y/N)! I don’t want you going out there getting yourself killed!” Isaac yelled back.
“Allison taught me how to fight. I can take of myself!” You stated.
“That’s night the point” Isaac growled.
“Then tell me  what’s the point!?” You asked.

Isaac had enough of this argument. He suddenly grabbed the lamp beside him and threw it across the room almost hitting you. You were shocked and scared at the same time. You would have never thought that Isaac would have done that. You quickly grabbed your coat and left without looking back.

You have haven’t spoken to Isaac since the fight last night and you were still scared. You had told Stiles, your brother, what happen so he decided to take out for the day.

“Stiles, why can’t we just stay home?” You asked.
“Because I want you to have fun. I hate seeing you upset” Stiles stated. “Plus, Scott gave me the keys to the clinic”
“He gave it to you or you ‘borrowed’ them” you put the air quotes on ‘borrowed.’
“Same difference” Stiles stated.

You rolled your eyes at his difference. Stiles had drove you the clinic after hours because he knows how much you love visiting the puppies there. You were trying to hide your excitement but Stiles saw right through you.

“Go ahead, I’ll be there in a minute” Stiles handed you the keys.

You grabbed the keys before heading inside the building. You did your usual routine before heading into the room full of puppies.

“Hey penny” you picked up the small husky.

Penny has been in the clinic for almost a month. The owners had abandon her here. Deaton knows how much you love penny so he decided to keep her since you’ve been taking care of her.

“(Y/N), do you want to talk about what happened between you and Isaac?” Stiles asked as he walked in.
“Look Stiles, the only reason I decided to spend the day with you was to get my mind off of Isaac and not talk about him” You stated.
“Okay, I won’t ask again” Stiles nodded. “Why don’t you ask dad to let us adopt Penny?”
“You do realize we are hardly home because of the supernatural stuff that’s been going on?” You raised your left eyebrow.
“Good point. Do you remember when you brought home a puppy?” Stiles stated.
“How can I forget?” You smiled. “Mom tried to convince dad to let us keep him”
“After a day, dad had enough” Stiles chuckled.
“That’s because dad stepped on dog poop that you never cleaned up” you laughed.
“Mom couldn’t stop laughing” Stiles grinned as he thought about his mom.
“God I miss her” you whispered.

Stiles sighed and wrapped his arm around you to comfort you. He knew that you missed mom the most.

The next day you decided to go to your special spot that only you and Isaac know about. You had showed Isaac when you guys became official.

“I knew I’ll find you here”

Isaac has appeared behind you which made you step back a few feet. You were still scared but you knew that you shouldn’t be.

“I wanted to talk to you” Isaac took few steps but stopped when he noticed you stepping back.
“Talk” you stated.
“I didn’t mean to scare you. I don’t want you to think that I’m turning into my father. That’s the last thing I want to do. I never want to be like him” Isaac stated. “I was just afraid that I’m going to lose you”
“Isaac” you whispered.
“I understand that you don’t want to see me right now. I just needed to tell you” Isaac began walking away.
“Isaac!”

Isaac stopped as he felt your hand wrap around his wrist. He looked at you with sympathy.

“You’re not going to turn into your father. I know that you will never hurt me or let anyone hurt me. You’re too sweet and nothing like your father” You stated. “Please just don’t do that again”
“I promise I won’t. I don’t want to lose you” Isaac cupped you face in his hands.
“You won’t” you promised.

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Being best friends with the original hybrid wasn’t easy. You had to deal with getting kidnapped, being tortured, and everything along the lines. But it was more difficult to deal with, when you both had the danger of harboring feelings for one another.

You two made the perfect power couple. Sure, you would have thought about Klaus that way but not more than twice, hardly. But you didn’t know exactly how strong his feelings were towards you. There was a little flirting here and there but you thought it was nothing serious.

“Where are you going love?” came his velvety British accent as you made your way out of the compound. “I’m going to meet a friend of mine. I’ll be back in a few” you turned to look at him and gave a small smile. The very same smile that always made his heart flutter.

“I apologize love, but you can’t go. You’re under protection. Mikael is on the loose and I cannot afford to lose… You” he exhaled and bit the inside of his cheek, all the while muttering a small damn it. He didn’t want you to know this way. “What’s with the sudden protectiveness? You do know I can handle myself” you smirked, crossing your arms and making your way towards him.

The sound of your heels clicking on the ground quickened his breath. He had no way out of this now. He had to get it off of his chest, if he wanted to concentrate on getting rid of Mikael. He couldn’t do that with you on his mind 24/7. Taking a deep confident breath, he walked towards you, covering the little distance keeping the two of you apart.

“I’ve tried to stop thinking about you. And I can’t” he said with a serious expression making your smirk fall and your heart sink. He was dead serious. No more playful flirting, harmless jokes, just honesty. Unfolding your arms, you looked at him. You noticed his barely visible beard, plum lips, Blue-Green enthralling eyes, in whose abyss you’d always fall whenever you looked at him. He was perfection.

You had to tread carefully, and had to know that he was a hundred percent serious and he didn’t think of you as just a friend. After all, these were all diplomatic sentences. No clear thing was said. “What is that supposed to mean?” your voice barely made it out of your throat.

“I am in love with you. I always have been” he said coming closer and looking desperately at you to find signs of reciprocated feelings, any sign he could seek refuge in your arms. You sucked in through your nostrils and looked at him in bewilderment.

“Do you really?” you whispered coming another step closer and lightly placing your hand on his chest, the fabric seemed smooth under your touch. You looked at him with your beautiful (E/C) eyes that he had come to love ardently. “Always” he brushed his lips against your forehead and placing his hand on yours, that was rattled on his chest.

“Good” you mumbled and pulled his lips toward yours. Doing, what he had dreamed of since the day he met you.

2

“Did you dress up like that for me?”

“You wish.” You answer with a smile as you walk past Raphael and head to the door, “I have a date tonight.”

“Huh…really?”

“Yes really.” You huff, “You make it sound like that’s impossible for me.” Sticking out your tongue, you turn around and leave.

The two of you occasionally had a thing, nothing serious though you were just friends most of the time. While that was fine with you, sometimes you wished for something more than just sex so you decided to go on a date with Jace since he had always flirted with you.



Raphael uneasily drummed his fingers on the table. Sure, you weren’t together but he didn’t like the thought of you being with someone else at all and a shadowhunter of all people to make it worse. He knew he had no right to tell you to stay, though the restless feeling in his stomach got more intense with every minute that you were gone until he finally had enough.

“A restaurant?” You suddenly hear Raphael’s voice and both you and Jace turn around to look at him, “Seriously if you knew anything about her you’d know that her ideal date is watching movies and eating popcorn at home…” He says before he grabs your arm and pulls you away before Jace gets a chance to react.

“What was that about you jerk? Thanks for ruining my date.”

“You didn’t look like you had much fun besides he’s not who you really want.”

“How’d you know? I had a great time!”

“No…you didn’t.” He pushes you back against a nearby house but stops and gently takes your hand in his. His other hand is stroking your arm lightly, fingers dancing across your skin, “You want me.”

“What makes you so sure about that.” You hiss, still angry at him but your resolution was slowly disappearing.

“The way you look at me and the fact that you don’t step back even though I’m gradually coming closer to you.” He ends his sentence with a smirk, his face only a few centimetre’s away from your own.

You bite your lip and continue to stare at him until he finally kisses you. It’s different this time, not full of passion like usual but gentle and loving.

So Oblivious

*INTP finishes talking to some overly friendly guys before walking back to friend*

Friend: *giggles* Wow, that was interesting to watch.

INTP: What was?

Friend: You talking to them. I’ve never seen someone being so blatantly hit on like that! It was pretty entertaining to watch. And you were handling it so well! I was very surprised.

INTP: *blinks slowly* Wait, what??? They were hitting on me???

Friend: *stares blankly at INTP* You can’t be serious.

INTP: Why wouldn’t I be serious?

Friend: *face palms* Oh my god, how dense are you??? I’ve never known someone so oblivious, how do you even survive in the world???

INTP: *still trying to wrap their head around the fact that they were being hit on* I’m not entirely sure.

Friend: I mean, why did you think they approached you in the first place?

INTP: *shrugs* I don’t know, I just thought they were some overly friendly people. And honestly, why would someone choose to hit on me in the first place???

Friend: Because you’re attractive? What else do you need?

INTP: *frowns* That’s hardly enough reason to hit on someone.

Friend: *sighs*

INTP: What????

Friend: I really feel bad for whoever wants to go on a date with you because you’d probably think they’re being “overly friendly”.

INTP: *laughs* Probably.

Since I haven’t gotten any requests in a while, I decided to go through some that I’d saved and fulfill one. So here’s the request below, following by a little something I came up with. Enjoy.

You dropped the phone on the bed before you plopped down angrily beside it. With a huff, you crossed your arms, determined not to let the tears come that burned behind your eyes. Harry had cancelled your date…again.

This was the third time in less than two weeks. Each time he had a valid excuse, but you couldn’t help but feel like you were less of a priority and more of an “I’ll see you when I can” kind of a person. You’d always put him first, rearranging your schedule to fit his, but you didn’t think he did the same. And frankly, you were getting sick of it.

You loved being with him, in fact you thought things were getting serious for a while. But now you weren’t so sure. You knew he was busy, that was a given. But having to sit home with the television and a pint of ice cream each time he called to say he was sorry, he had to cancel, was starting to wear on your nerves, not to mention your self-esteem.

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{Reaction} When EXO’s girlfriend is moving to South Korea

Hiiiii can I have exo reaction to their girlfriend telling them she is moving to Korea!! Thank youuu :* 

Note: You’re welcome, I hope you enjoy sweetie!~ 

Disclaimer: I don’t own the gifs/ images used.

Main Masterlist - EXO Masterlist

Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by dohchestra

Chanyeol didn’t believe you at first, he thought you were joking when you broke the news to him over Skype. But when you told him that you were being completely serious, he broke into a wide grin, excitement already bubbling inside of him.

Chanyeol: “Really?! Jagi I can’t wait! Hurry and get here!”


Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.

Originally posted by kyvngsoo

Kyungsoo grinned at the news as you told him over Skype. You and him had been living in this long distant relationship for a long time, and it seemed amazing that you were finally moving closer to him.

Kyungsoo: “That’s amazing baby, I can’t wait. I’ll have a cooked meal here ready for you the day you get into the country.” 


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by exoturnback

Baekhyun was incredibly happy when he found out that you were moving to Korea. He planned a surprise party for you for when you arrived and celebrated all night with you, showing you how happy he really was now that you were closer to him. 

Baekhyun: “To my beautiful Jagiya, who I love very much.” 


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by czarnybilly

Sehun smiled as you told him on the phone that you were finally moving to South Korea. He was on tour, meaning that he wan’t even Korea in that moment in time. But he felt moved, almost in tears from happiness, not that he woul ever tell you this. 

Sehun: You’re moving to Korea? Yipee…” *Sarcastic voice.*

{y/n}: *Giggling.* “I love you too, baby.” 


Zhang Yixing/ Lay

Originally posted by b2stfm

Yixing grinned as he helped you moved your boxes of stuff into your new apartment in Seoul. It was a surprise for him that you were moving, and he had loved it. Once everything had been brought inside, he did a happy dance, showing you hoe happy he really was.

Yixing: “Ah Baobei this is amazing!” *Happy Dancing*


Kim Jongdae/ Chen

Originally posted by kyunqdae

Jongdae was so happy when he found out that you were moving to Korea. Since you were moving in with him, you didn’t need to bring too much stuff, meaning that the moving in process was rather quick. He booked off the whole week from work to spend some time with you now that you had arrived. 

Jongdae: “This is as happy as I’ve been in a very long time.” 


Kim Minseok/ Xiumin

Originally posted by xiukai

Minseok grinned as you told him that you’d be moving to South Korea. The two of you decided that it would be more cost effective to get a house together, so when you finally moved, you and Minseok were living together for the first time, and it was the happiest you’d ever been. 

Minseok: “How about we go and make use of that bed upstairs?”


Huang Zitao/ Tao

Originally posted by littlebyuns

At first, Tao thought that you were joking, and got kind of annoyed about it because he doesn’t like you pulling jokes on him like that since he really does genuinely miss you when you aren’t around. But when he found out that you weren’t actually joking, he was incredibly happy and smiling, always asking you how many days it would be until you’f finally make the move. 

Tao: “Ah the days won’t go quick enough. I want to see you.” 


Kim Jumnyeon

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

Suho opened up the front door when he heard the doorbell ring. He was confused, since it was a Sunday, his day off, and he hadn’t arranged to meet up with anyone on that day. But when he opened the door to see you, a grin split across his face. 

{y/n}: “I bought an apartment, it’s not far from here actually. I wanted to come and surprise you.” 

Suho: “I love you Jagi!” *Hugs you*


Lu Han


Originally posted by meiren-menglu

Luhan didn’t know you were planning to move to Korea until he had come to visit you in your country. You told him that this time, he wouldn’t be flying back to Korea alone, and he couldn’t stop beaming for the rest of the trip. 

Luhan: “This is going to be amazing, Jagi.”


Kim Jongin/ Kai

Originally posted by daenso

Kai was thrilled when you told him that you were moving to South Korea. He made sure to take the week off, like Jongdae, to spend as much time with you on our first week in the new country to make sure you’re settling well. 

Kai: “How about we head upstairs? Since we have all this alone time now.” 


Wu Yifan/ Kris

Originally posted by krismehard

You and Kris had been talking about moving in together for a long time before you had finally announced that you’d be moving to live with him in South Korea. He grinned down the phone as he heard the news.

Kris: “I knew you’d come to Daddy, Jagi.” *smirks.*

{y/n}: “I still have time to change my mind, Kris. Don’t push your luck.”

BTS Reactions To You (Their GF) Having Been In A Gang

Seokjin:

J: Y-You were in WHAT?!

You: Seokjin. Breathe. I was in a gang, but that’s in the past now, you don’t need to worry.

J: Yes, Jagi I do…have you ever been seriously hurt?

You: Listen it’s not that big a deal ok?

J: but-

You: I’m fine ok? Now that I have you I’m more than fine.

Jin would be shocked when you told him but more than anything he’d be worried about your well-being. He wouldn’t be able bear the thought of you having gotten hurt. 

Originally posted by suga-com

Yoongi:

Y:

You: Yoongi? Say something.

Y: Does this mean you’ll hurt me if I ever make you mad?

You: YOONGI

Y: WHAT? IT’S A SERIOUS QUESTION 

You:

I think Yoongi would be really surprised but he’d be free from judgement. He’d act very nonchalantly about it. He’d question and worry about whether you were still involved in any activity but he wouldn’t directly ask you about it.

Originally posted by jjks

Hoseok:

H: You’re joking Jagiya, right? 

You: No, I’m telling you the truth Hoseok.

H: B-but you’re an angel Jagiya…

You: Not exactly.

I think Hoseok would be really taken aback from your confession. He would have never imagined that his Jagiya would’ve been involved in something like a gang. He’d be very understanding of it though.

Originally posted by jinkooks

Namjoon:

N: Well shit.

You: Namjoon?

N: My girlfriend is a straight up badass, I don’t know what to do with myself.

You: *laughing* No I’m not Nams

N: So, like what kind of things did you do?

Joonie would be curious and probably ask you questions about your past. HOWEVER, if he saw that you were uncomfortable answering he’d let the subject drop and would never bring it up unless you did.

Originally posted by bwiyomi

Jimin:

J: *nervous laughter* oh? You we-ere?

You: Jimin, are you okay?

J: Hm? Uh yeah sorry that’s just-wow

You: …you still love me right?

J: What kind of question is that? Of course I do, I’ll always love you. It just makes you even more interesting than you already were. 

I think Jimin wouldn’t know what to say, and would probably laugh from shock. He’d probably feel a bit intimidated. However, he wouldn’t love you any less, he’d most likely just need a bit of time to process the idea though.

Originally posted by jimins-bootae

Taehyung:

T: YOU WERE IN A GANG?!?!

You: Yes, Taehyung I was in a gang.

T: OMG MY JAGIYA  IS SO COOL 

You: Tae?

T: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIGHT?

You:…Tae.

T: DO YOU?

I think Taehyung would be really fascinated. Instead, of focusing on the gravity of you having been in a gang and what kind of things it probably entailed, he’d be more curious about what interested him. For example, whether you knew how to fight or not. He’d probably find it a bit cool and think you were straight out of some anime or manga he’s watched or read. 

Originally posted by taehyungifs

Jungkook:

J: Let’s fight.

You: What the hell? Jungkook, why?

J: I need to check something.

You: …check something?

J: I need to see if you’re stronger than me

You: GDI Jungkook are you fucking serious? 

J: FIGHT ME JAGI

Although, Jungkook would be a bit shocked, he wouldn’t show it. He’d act as if it was the most normal thing in the world. He wouldn’t want you to feel in anyway judged for your past. He’d make light of it and try to be funny and accepting about it. 

Originally posted by jjungkook

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What an interesting request! Thanks for sending it in!! I will answer the ask with the request once the big bang one is finished as well! I hope it doesn’t disappoint 💕💕💕

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((for @atheimpossibleplanet after all you love wrench a lot XD. you decide what comes next.))

Originally posted by devils-drop

“I think it’s time for us to get physical, if that’s alright with you.”, Wrench smirked. He walked over to you getting closer. Both Wrench and you were alone in the DedSec safe house. Everyone left to go hang out somewhere, but you fell asleep and Wrench decided to stay back until you woke up. It was then when things got a little heated and when Wrench asked you that question. Being alone in the safe house was surely the first time you and Wrench were left alone without anyone bothering you two.

“You’re thinking the same thing like I am right?” He asked. You had locked eyes with Wrench and couldn’t come out with a straight answer. You were lost in your own thoughts. Wrench’s voice resonated in your head. That question he asked was always usually something serious when he was in a relationship. Of course he asked because he wanted permission first from his partner. He’d always like to make sure it was ok.

“Let’s just get down to business.” Wrench said in a soft voice.

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IF YOU WERE EXPECTING A SERIOUS COMIC OR WORK FROM THE FIRST PICTURE YOU WERE SADLY MISLEAD

Little “Red” Riding Hood and the Big Bad Vas because I am the most unfunny person ever and I can’t have been the only one who thought this and cause I can’t ever take this cowboy group seriously and so put them in the most ridiculous situations ever

(also they’re pretty big files, so best to open them in new tabs to read the text)

Ever had one of those moments where you were joking about something or just teasing, but others thought you were being serious so you ran along with it because you felt too nervous to confess the truth? I may have lost count of how often that happened. 

so yesterday i was singing in class and my white classmate calls me a BLACK beyonce, i couldn’t believe what i just heard, i couldn’t believe how someone could be that clueless,ignorant and dumb. i even thought she was joking so i bursted out laughing. i then said “are you serious? beyonce is black” she said “beyonce isn’t black? she’s really light brown” i said “yeah but that doesn’t make her less black?? black people come in different shades” she said “but she isn’t black like you, you are really really black, she is light” “i said again,yeah she’s light and black, being black doesn’t literally mean that we’re (all) black, that’s just how we’re referred to as a race, we come in different colors but were still all black. she still had this confused look on her face.  y’all i didn’t know someone could be this stupid wow

When you `forget` it’s his b-day today

Y’all meet up and he’s casually keeping quiet while patiently waiting for his birthday gift and congratulation.


But then he realizes that you ain’t gonna congratulate him so he’s like:


Making triggered faces behind your back.


“(Y/N), what day is it today?”

“First of September, why?”


Him being speechless about the fact that there exist somebody who doesn’t know when his birthday is. So he doesn’t talk to you.


When you finally wish him a happy b-day and give him his present while apologizing, saying that you just wanted to see his reaction.

BUT THEN:

“Than wasn’t funny, (Y/N)! I thought you were serious…”

Meeting with all my rapper friends
  • Me: First of all I wanna thank Fetty Wap for bringing this nice bottle of 1738 for us to share.
  • Fetty Wap: Hey What's Up Hello
  • Me: Anyways, I called this meeting because--
  • *Drake walks in, dragging Meek Mill with a leash.*
  • Me: Um...
  • Tupac: That's messed up man.
  • Me: Tupac? I thought you were dead!
  • Tupac: Death is an illusion. So is life. I transcend all realms of existence.
  • Me: I think I drank too much 1738--
  • Meek Mill: *Barks*
  • Me: Shit, did he really just--
  • Drake: I trained him well.
  • Me: Jeez...
  • Frank Ocean: Drake, I think you have some serious psychological issues you need to--
  • Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP FRANK YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK UNTIL YOUR NEW ALBUM COMES OUT
  • Eminem: Did I mention I can rhyme words with orange?
  • Me: Yes Eminem, and we're all very proud of you, but there's something seriously wrong here we need to talk about.
  • Meek: *mouths "help me"*
  • Me: OK, will someone just call Nicki? This is out of control.
  • Childish Gambino: I like Asian women.
  • Everyone: We know, Donald.
  • Drake: Why are you guys being so hard on me? I mean, didn't Kendrick kill someone?
  • Kendrick: No, that symbolizes me blaming myself for the murder of my friend Dave, as well as the proverbial death of my childhood due to my experiences growing up in Compton.
  • Me: Wow I love you Kendrick. Thank you for making sense here while everyone--
  • Kendrick: THIS DICK AIN'T FREE
  • Me: Cmon man, I know that song symbolizes how you've been used by the rap industry but now's really not the time
  • Iggy: I'm so--
  • Me: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU'RE AWFUL