Nothing specific but can I just get a handful of Chris headcanons? Like whatever ones you'd want to share.
Okay let’s fucking do this
Chris doesn’t know who his dad is. His parents never married and whether or not his father even knows he exists is up for debate
Chris nearly had a helper as a kid because the teachers thought he wasn’t developing enough socially with the other kids. He struggled talking to other kids and liked to be alone a lot, but he eventually caught up on his own
Chris is a lightweight, and passes out pretty fast at parties
He’s hella Bi but it took him a bit to figure it out. At first he was like “wtf why am i thinking about guys in that way,” then it just became a normal thing.
He’s the most pretentious asshole ever. He’s the kinda guy that would sneer if he told you that you had an Apple product or like Star Trek more than Star Wars. You know, like every pretentious nerd.
He’s a giant atheist and loves letting you know it. Like you know those people who make everything about their religions, he’s that but for his religion of literally nothing
His mom and Jess’s dad started dating when they were young and eventually got married. Chris had to move in with Jess and they’ve hated each other ever since.
He’s double jointed
He’s also a giant pothead, though nowhere near as bad as Josh and Ashley.
Anyone around me:
yes, you love Daisy Johnson, we know, you love Daisy Johnson so much, she's the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love Daisy Johnson, we KNOW, you love Daisy Johnson you fucking love Daisy Johnson ok we know, we get it YOU LOVE DAISY JOHNSON. WE GET IT.
Pairing: Pietro x Reader Plot: Pietro involves you in his plan to take Tony’s favorite car for a joyride and things get heated Warnings: Smut, Pietro behind the wheel of a car, cursing Notes: Wow look at this fancy new format I’ve got here. I’m so sorry I posted three things and then disappeared, I have depression and ADHD and wasn’t motivated to write at all, but I made myself write something so here it is!
do u ever have that one celebrity person or whatever that u dont know how ur obsession started but u just find urself down a rabbit hole of their stuff like wow how am i 245 weeks deep in their best friends moms sisters instagram or like every single thing they do ur just amazed by and u think they look good all the time like they could be wearing a trash bag and ud still be attracted to them bc theyre just that great
imm on mobile and ur title says ivlis and the pic at the top of your blog loaded and i thOUGHT it was ivlIS grabbing onto wadanohara instead of redkichi and it was 2am in the morning an i screamed "W H Y IS I VLIS AT THE BOTTOM OF TH E SEA" and laughed for 5 mins before i realised it was redkichi and i thought ud like to know this bc i almost died
Okay I’m not the biggest Ashley fan, as many know, but if you look here, the poor girl is actually HANGING from her wrists. I thought before that she was standing on something but no, she’s hanging. And assuming she’s 100+ pounds that can cause some serious physical damage like ruining her shoulders and breaking her wrists. Obviously neither of those happened but it would’ve been realistic if it did, and that’s horrible.
Now imagine asexual!Chris not knowing what asexuality is. Imagine Chris thinking that there’s something wrong with him. Imagine him not saying anything because he’s seen one of Josh’s breakdowns and doesn’t feel like he deserves to complain to his best friend about this.
Now think of Chris going through his teen years wondering what he’s missing. Imagine him listening to the rest of his friends talk about girls or guys and how hot they are and him laughingly blowing off all of Josh’s attempts to hook him up with people because he’s not interested in sleeping with them.
Imagine Chris finally sleeping with some girl to see if maybe that will “fix” him, and how worried he is when he doesn’t feel any different the next day. Imagine him sleeping with some guy for the same reason, with the same result. Imagine him not going after his crush because he’s not sexually attracted to them so he obviously doesn’t really like them.
Imagine Chris being really scared because he doesn’t know what’s wrong with him, even though nothing is.