i thought this would be good

did i tell y’all about the time one of my former friends who did all that witchcrafty stuff did some bad luck curse shit or something on me

there’s no real story, we got into a huge argument and they got pissy and the next week another friend told me that they had “put a curse” on me

tbh i cant tell you how hard i laughed

-Darastrix

the year is 2030

a standup comedian goes up onto the stage of a packed venue, he is holding a small binder

once he reaches the microphone, he clears his throat and says

“that feel when you’re a student athlete and someone asks what your favorite bible verse is”

he opens the binder to the first page and takes a printed out image of a mature teenage boy, about highschool age, smiling intensely with an extremely bright lens flare coming off of both of his eye, and holds it up for everyone to see

the audience howls with laughter

cameras from around the stage zoom in on the piece of paper and a 30 foot screen behind the comedian lights up with the very same image

the man on stage is not happy. the audience could see it in his eyes if they just looked. he wishes to be anywhere else but where he is. but he knows this is his calling. he cannot apply himself to practically benefit humanity, and so he must fill the need that this niche audience demands.

later that night, he cries as he browses stock image websites for pictures to use in his next performance

Remember when I said I’d be making an izuocha thing that involves friendship bracelets……..

Welp– I’m working on it, so here’s the rough version of it! (Excuse all the messiness btw) I plan to clean it up in the mere future, so……yeah! 

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the dregs meme: [1/5] details - Inej’s daggers

Sankt Petyr, renowned for his bravery, on the right; the slender, bone-handled blade she’d named for Sankta Alina on the left. She recited the names of her other knives, too. Sankta Marya and Sankta Anastasia strapped to her thighs. Sankt Vladimir hidden in her boot, and Sankta Lizabeta snug at her belt, the blade etched in a pattern of roses. Protect me, protect me. She had to believe her Saints saw and understood the things she did to survive.

I’m a big fan of the sort of Bucky who (a) makes a lot of food, and (b) uses the deathglare to push said food onto people he cares about.

Happy 15th Anniversary, Kingdom Hearts!!