i thought this was brilliant

A Corporation™©®: ah yes, we’ve discovered how to infiltrate the Ranks of The Youth™ and sell them Stuff©™®™©© we’ve cracked the #MillenialCode

Me: you’ve fucked up a perfectly good meme is what you did. look it at it. its got capitalism in it

what they say: Jeonghan is such a popular member, you don’t understand what it’s like to bias an underappreciated member

me, in my head: Jeonghan is so much more than a pretty face and a “swindler”, and everything else he has been portrayed to be. He has showcased consistent growth and expansion in his talents along with a comfort in who he is as a person. He no longer clings to his title of being the angel, nor is his hair his defining quality. As someone who openly stated that he can’t do much without the members and is lacking, he has developed a talent for MC-ing and maintaining an entertaining atmosphere on his own. Jeonghan’s emotional intelligence proves to be an asset to his relationships with others, as he is able to read the member’s emotions and quickly deduce what to do to bring them comfort or note a discrepancy in behavior. He is able to convey these observations well when needed, in an understandable and gentle way. Since pre-debut he has been noted to be the member with the best personality. He can be mischievous but that doesn’t mean he’s uncaring or untrustworthy, in a sense he causes a small commotion because he finds his brothers cute and enjoys seeing their reactions to situations. On the note of emotional intelligence there is also comfort he has in his own emotions, as he is able to openly express his insecurities and thoughts on things that many idols would not feel very confident in doing so. He will openly cry over friendships that mean a lot to him, because he loves that deeply. His intelligence goes beyond that sphere - he is a quick thinker, resourceful and down right clever in achieving what he wants. He’ll come up with a course of action on the spot before anyone can react. OFD Staff members were even impressed with his quick thinking. He is not caught up in “the pride of a man” or pride in general, he’s a humble and will take everything in with reason, even if it invalidates his identity. He is comfortable in who he is and understanding of why he gets these comments - though you can see the slight disturbance in his eyes at these times (the boy is TIRED stop it). As a performer, Jeonghan has shown tremendous skill in integrating the emotions of the concept in his face, demeanor and actions. His vocals alone have improved quite a bit since debut, he has found the way to utilize the beauty and uniqueness of his voice. His dancing is fluid, sharp and gracefully articulated from torso to limbs. It’s like he transcends on stage in front of your eyes. He was a freshly graduated young adult without a clue on what he wanted to do with his life and what he could do with his life due to his assumed mediocrity. Despite wanting to quit when times became difficult for him as a trainee, he didn’t. He preserved and is living the dream that found him. His role model is Lee Taemin, as Taemin has shown growth in talent since his debut and has been noted for being skillful as an overall performer. Jeonghan is constantly striving to be better, for himself and for Seventeen. But people are more interested in his hair and soft features as opposed to his drive. Don’t tell me he’s not underappreciated just because he’s popular. 

me, outloud: Shut up. 

anonymous asked:

If I had the necessary computer skills I would totally make a masterpost entitled 'Louis is loved by all the boys' with relevant multiple images and gifs to correspond because I am convinced that all of the boys were/are in love with Louis and I don't blame them in the least.

Don’t worry, anon, I’ve got you!

Nouis:

He just tears out a chest hair!! And Niall just…lets him!

Here we have two babies!

Niall GUSHING about Louis’s music and supporting him!

“I thought it was a very honest interview. I thought he was brilliant in it. But he knows that none of us every thought that, or think that. He’s an unbelievable guy, a great singer and someone that if…if…y'know, I’d say that we would have lost the plot along the way if we hadn’t had Louis. He was a very very very, extremely vital member of One Direction.” - Niall on the Observer interview.

Louis gently teasing Niall!

I watch your back and you watch mine!!

HE IS LAUGHING BUT THE PAIN IS REAL!!

Someone insulted Niall and Louis gives them the cold stare! No wonder Niall adores Louis!

Look at that body language!

Look at his smile!!

Lilo:

Look how gentle!

Louis teasing Liam and Liam being giggly about it! (BONUS: Harry’s fond face)

HE IS SO HAPPY TO HAVE HIS FACE SMUSHED!

mY FAVOURITE LILO GIF EVER!!!!!!

gentleeee

FIGHTING FOR A SPACE BESIDE LOUIS!!!

Me too Liam!

Another favourite!

Larry:

I mean, do we even have to talk about it, like!

(x x x x x x x x x x )

And finally, because it is a part of their history,

Zouis:

(x x x x)

im having a very bad depression day and hate myself so instead of self harming i have opted to watch 7 episodes of Big Mouth

here is my review

As Long As There’s Dreams - 1k, T, s13, h/c

Castiel has died and been brought back to life more times than he can remember, but for the first time, coming back to the bunker feels like coming home.

Sam and Dean turn in early, both clearly exhausted. Castiel assures them he’ll still be here in the morning, and he means it. Still, he doesn’t blame Dean for the doubt that flickers across his face.

It’s hours later, when Castiel is idly walking the hallways, that he hears Dean cry out, muted and feeble. Castiel moves quickly down the hall and doesn’t bother knocking, just pushes open the door. Light from the hallway spills into the darkness and falls across Dean on the bed. He’s still asleep, but very obviously in the midst of a nightmare, his feet kicking fitfully at the sheets.

“Dean,” Castiel tries softly, taking a few steps into the room. Drawing closer, he can see the tension on Dean’s face, and the sweat that’s broken out across his brow. “Dean. Wake up.”

But Dean doesn’t wake, he only whimpers, and Castiel can see tears start to leak out of his eyes.

Castiel moves right up to him, bending down and shaking his arm gently. “Dean, it’s just a dream.” When Dean still doesn’t respond, Castiel grips his shoulder instead and sits on the edge of the bed. Then there’s a loud clatter of glass, and Castiel looks down to find a large pile of beer bottles by his feet.

It’s then that Dean finally wakes, gasping and jerking upright. Castiel pulls his hand away as Dean’s arms start flailing out in panic. His t-shirt is soaked in sweat and sticking to his skin. 

“It’s alright, you’re okay,” Castiel says quickly. “It’s just me.”

“Cas, you –” Dean gasps.

“I’m sorry, you – it looked like you were having a nightmare, I was trying to wake you.”

Dean stares at him, his chest heaving and his eyes glassy and wild.

“Are you,” Castiel says, starting to feel a little uncomfortable. Perhaps he shouldn’t have intruded. “Are you alright?”

Dean takes a few more breaths, then one hand shoots out to yank at the lapel of Castiel’s coat. Castiel is tugged forward, then Dean lets go only to wrap both arms around Castiel’s back and bury his face in his shoulder.

Castiel hesitates only a moment before he’s bringing his arms up as well, pulling Dean in tight. Dean exhales heavily, his breath hot against Castiel’s neck.

It takes a while for Dean’s breathing to even out, but when it does, Castiel loosens his grip and tries to move away. But Dean only holds him tighter, hands fisting the back of his coat.

“Nope,” he mumbles. “This is happening.”

Castiel smiles, and then on instinct, and without really planning to, he tilts his head and presses a kiss into Dean’s hair, just above his ear.

It was apparently the wrong thing to do, because Dean freezes, going totally rigid in Castiel’s arms.

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I'm Not Gay

D.va: MCCREE, are you SURE you don’t like Hanzo? -3-

Tracer: Ya can’t hide a rainbow from me, Jesse. You know that.

McCree: … *singing* I’m not gay guys, that ain’t me! I’m just comfortable with my sexuality. So I can admit when I see a guy, who’s got a handsome face and pretty eyes-

*starts imaging Hanzo*

and a rock hard chest….and rippling abs…and the tightest ass…..and those sculpted calves…..and the bulging quads…and that perfect bod…..and oh my g o d take your pants off *drooling*

D.va: oh m y

Tracer: …..called it

Hanzo: ………………………… *Hanzo.exe has stopped working*

Genji: *starts laughing* IM ALMOST GONNA DIE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME FROM LAUGHTER OH SHIT-

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Stiles and Derek have been friends forever (as well as being secretly in love with each other). All of their friends are hoping they can finally get together in time for prom and are willing to push as hard as they need to in order to make it happen. (It takes an equal amount of kind pushing from their friends to get Derek to propose five years later, but Stiles and Derek could never find it in themselves to be angry since it worked out perfectly for them).

Sterek Campaign Graphics Battle Round #6 (x)
maybehonestly vs dereksqueen
Gifset: AU

Just so you know,

Your limits exist on a sliding scale.

Maybe today you are your strongest self, and you’ll go for that long run, or finally take that cooking class, or finish that paper early. Maybe today you’ll move mountains.

Or maybe today the ceiling is low, and the world is small and your problems are large. Maybe today the most you can hope for is that you will take a shower, or brush your teeth. Today, the little things will be your Big Things, and that’s just what today is like.

Face today’s challenges, whatever they are. Bask in your accomplishments. Glory in your successes, however big or small. You deserve to feel victorious. You are brave and brilliant and strong and you will conquer this day, but today is not yesterday, and it’s not tomorrow either.

Your limits exist on a sliding scale. The only thing that doesn’t change is that 

you are always worth it.

You know what I’ll never really get? The fact that Ron Weasley thought the spell “Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow” would actually work. For one thing it was told to him by his older twin brothers who are known to be pranksters, and for another almost every actual spell is 1-2 words that sound vaguely Latin and are not a ridiculous rhyme. Sure one could argue that without going to Hogwarts he didn’t know all that spell knowledge but he grew up around Magic and would have definitely heard spells said in the household.


Mostly I’m just salty about this because I can’t hear the word “sunshine” without immediately thinking of this silly rhyme.

izzica answered your question: “IM GOING ON A RICK AND MORTY HYPE whoooo has some suggestions I can…”

morty who’s super duper drunk off ricks stash and is super sad??? maybe morty who trashes ricks garage (lab) bc he’s just so angry at rick being gone (turning himself in??). morty just being troubled bc rick, his only friend, is gone.

Thank you for the suggestion! I honestly really wanted to draw the trashing the garage thing (a+ idea btw), but as you can see my skill with backgrounds is suuuuuppperr limited lmao ;;;

Sober

2,500 Followers Oneshot

Summary: The reader is drunk and she tries to have sex with her best friend Jensen.

Prompt: “Why are you in my bed?!”

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Requested: @supernaturalgirl85


Jensen tiredly drudges up the stairs in his Malibu home, grumpy as all hell. He just lost $2,000 at a poker game and it’s safe to say that he’s ripshit.

Although he’s not concerned about actually losing the money, being a successful movie director has set his ass up for life.

It’s just the fact that he lost. He’s a competitive fucker, always has been and always will be. It’s in his DNA.

And to add fuel to the fire, his friends refused to give him another chance to win back his money. Claiming it’s too late and they needed to call it a night. It’s only midnight for Christ’s sake. Old bastards.

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The First Time With Jeon Jungkook

Originally posted by jengkook

Genre : Fluff, romance,comedy,implicit language,sexual innuendos
Pairing:Jungkook x reader
Length: 29K words
Summary : This is a series based on all of your first times with jungkook, from your childhood till adulthood

PART 1 PART 2 PART 3 PART 4 PART 5 PART 6 PART 7

PART 8


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THE FIRST TIME YOU CONFESSED TO EACH OTHER

2 days ago, Lusty&Nancy Bar, L.A, 00:42 AM

The scent of alcohol and smoke was heavy as Jungkook was drinking his last shot of martini before collapsing on her lap. She chuckled as she ran her soft fingers through his raven hair. Those majestic looking lips, that gorgeous nose and long lashes, could drive any girl insane at his sight, but only one girl could drive the latter over the edge. He untied his tie as he dropped it on the cold ground before making himself at home, sleeping on her lap. Jungkook was never completely drunk, but had this tendency to collapse at random moments and wake up randomly just to take off his clothes. He sniffled a few times before grabbing onto the soft hand that was caressing his ears.

“I missed you….” he murmured half coherently “…Y/N”

The girl’s face fell into a scowl as she heard your name coming out of his beautiful lips, one more time. Every time, it would be the same story. He would hit her up, they would talk for a few hours and he would end up drunk, sleeping on her lap. Who was she? His business partner Park Sooyoung. Tall, brunette, pretty and a bright future ahead of her. She made heads turn by her presence only. Being a year older than Jungkook, she often talked informally to him even if he was her superior. She never had any feelings towards the boy, but she couldn’t help but feel irritated every time he mentioned your unknown name before casually sleeping on her lap.

“Y/N… I really wonder who she is, for turning him into a mess” she sighed

“Sooyoung-ssi” Jungkook’s eyes suddenly sprung open “Do you think she still remembers me?” he unbuttons the first buttons of his dress shirt “Sometimes, I keep on wondering… if she actually cares about me?”

“Jungkook, I would like to give you an answer but—“

“It’s Mr. Jeon for you” he pointed at her before erupting in a fit of giggles “We’re still workmates remember?”

“Right… only workmates” she clenched her fist

“Mr. Jeon sounds like a sexier title as well. Right? How about Director Jeon?” he ran a hand through his hair before crouching his shoulders “That’s supposed to be my future title…” he grabbed her hand in his “Do you think I can do this?”

“I think the question should be: Do you want to do this?” she replied in a heartbroken tone

“You are right…” he laid his head back on her lap “What do I even want?” he laid the back of his hand on his forehead “I just want to go back home” he felt a tear slipping from his eyes

“Should I bring you back home?” Sooyoung smiled at him

The word home had a different meaning in Sooyoung’s suggestive context

….

Today, Dorms at Seoul University, 12:32 PM

You were sipping on your lemon tea as it was the start of a new semester in your area. You and your friends were about to have a blast for the last remaining weeks of summer before tackling another stressful term. It might’ve been your second year at Seoul University, but you never felt more than welcomed whenever stopping by campus. You’d usually go back home during the summers and get back to the dorms during the school year, but this year it was quite different, as you had to get back to the dorm earlier. Something about a change of roommates was occurring in your department. The dean’s daughter made a fuss about wanting to change rooms so they had to rearrange the rooms. Knowing that you were the only scholarship student in the residence building, they chose to make you move out to make more space for the new tenant.

“That little brat, I swear to god, she’s so spoiled and idiot” Jimin groaned as he watched you pack your belongings

“Don’t say that, Jimin” you nudged his arm “I mean, she does have a right to do this. She’s still the dean’s, one and only daughter.”

“Doesn’t change the fact that her IQ is lower than Hoseok’s grades. I despise people of her type the most”

“Why do you hate on her so much?”

“Because she ruined your summer! You had to get on a 3 hours train ride to pick up your stuff Y/N. Why can’t you realize that she’s an annoying brat? She purposely made you move your ass from your vacation break to come in town.”

“She probably didn’t mean it that way! I actually decided to drop by in advance, so stop it” you patted his arm

“Still doesn’t change the fact that you need to leave your room” Jimin rubbed his temples “Damn you, stupid Park Chaeyoung”

“I always thought she had something for you though…” you raised a brow at him “Like a tiny crush?” you winked

“W-What?! Whoah, that’s the best joke I’ve heard in a century” Jimin flushed a slight tint of red “Girls like her are what I want to avoid the most.” He scoffed “In the last two years I’ve lived on campus, I never saw a girl as whiny and as spoiled as her. Do you realize that her majesty has a personal slave that holds her goddamn haute couture Gucci bag? Even Taehyung who owns the whole Gucci collection doesn’t do that kind of shit”

“But still, she asked nicely” you replied “It’s her last year before leaving for Ireland. That’s the least I can do to help her, as a student”

“That’s the problem with you Y/N” Jimin pointed at you “You’re way too f*cking nice to be real.”

“Come on, it’s just a room” you rolled your eyes

“You’re moving to the science department dorms! Do you realize how creepy most of these guys are?”

“I always thought they were brilliant though “you grabbed your clothes “Namjoon Sunbae is such a cutie. He was the best T.A I ever had in my years here”

“Namjoon is an exception, I’m talking about the weird guys who are in the engineering department. They always become weird as f*ck around finals.” Jimin sighed “They apparently become crazy because of their work load. Take Yuta for example! He didn’t even last a semester in there! He gave up halfway and changed programs” He sighed “These poor beings.”

“Oh, are you talking about those weird rumors of them being perverts? The boys who are taking engineering at Seoul U, are cute though, well that’s what I always thought” you commented “They’re not crazy”

“Okay yes, they seem all normal, but that’s because you’re a girl. They won’t show you their real nature” Jimin pressed his back on the wall

“What about you? Mr. Psychology. Stop digging too far inside my brain with your manipulative talks” you stared at him

“What are you talking about?”

“Why are you so concerned about me, talking to the boys in engineering?” you raised a suspicious brow “Is it Jungkook who told you to look out for me, again?”

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So Megamind is a bit of a show-off, a rockstar and a mad scientist with an audience. Given his coloring and Minion, it’s easy to picture his people as semi-aquatic.

Have you ever heard songs underwater?

Specifically, the heavy bass notes you feel in your bones and the high notes which warble and dance their merry way to your ears?

I was just thinking about Back in Black and Highway to Hell, and the theatrical intimidation of those scenes, and I wondered if Megamind was subconsciously recreating a part of his culture.

(The police at City Hall, shaking like leaves in the wind and parting for the conqueror, like this is a king and everyone knows it - just look at him dance his way up the steps)

(Hal, once personally targeted, angered beyond reason and drawn away from Roxanne)

(Megamind, standing in a fountain giddy with success, and swarmed by cheering “positive feedback”)

I wonder if it’s partly the cultivated hive-mind of Metrocity, and partly…not so much telepathy as it is an energy. Like you’d find in a concert, or a play, where your emotions are pulled and tugged at will, Megamind comes from a people who use what they’ve built with their hands and the songs with the required tone and pitch to direct the crowds.

Not all sirens sing, after all.