i thought this was america damnit

Canada: AND WHY THE HELL ARE THERE MORE BILLBOARDS!! THEY’RE JUST LITTER ON A STICK!! RUINING THE NATURAL– AS IF HIGHWAYS AREN’T ALREADY BAD ENOUGH. AL!!

America: I dunno, man, I just never thought about…

Canada: DAMNIT I AM GOING TO DESTROY THIS BULLSHIT WITH MY BARE HANDS AND A FLAMETHROW ALFRED I SWEAR!!

America: Stop… enjoy the drive….Matt…nooooo…

America you loser
  • America: I can't find my glasses, so yeah, i'll be here without them today.
  • *Nation walks up to him*
  • America: 'Sup german broski, what's the haps
  • Britain: Germany's over here.
  • America: what. *Squints.*
  • America: uh, hey netherlands...?
  • Britain: No
  • America: What is up, Denmark?
  • Britain: No
  • America: ....swe-
  • Britain: Not even close
  • America: ...France?
  • France: I'm behind you
  • America: damnit
  • America: umm...Mattie?
  • Britain: He's sitting right next to you
  • Canada: Hi Al
  • America: Fuck!........Poland?
  • Poland: yo
  • America: YES!
  • Britain: GO HOME AND FIND YOUR BLOODY GLASSES
Where Should the Next Fallout Take Place?

Some of my personal thoughts:
• Hawaii
- Imagine Radioactive Volcanoes!
- A literal GLOWING sea!
- I wanna kill a behemoth in flip flops and a flower shirt damnit and I want it now!
• London
- We’ve yet to leave the U.S. In the Fallout games, I feel London (or really any other place) would be fun to start with.
- Vault-Tec was (supposedly) only based in the U.S. , what happened to the citizens of Europe, Asia, the rest of America, etc.?
- Big Ben probably looks like a Big pile of junk now sadly.
- 221B Baker Street ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Fallout: New Hawaii or Fallout: New London, sounds kinda rad to me but this may just be my ego talking. I’d love to hear your guys’ thoughts.

Don't Flirt with the Competition

Author: mlchaeijones
Word Count: 4,734 (this shit got out of hand real quick)
Warnings: There’s a bit of smut at the end. Hand jobs in the locker room. Hell yeah.
Summary: This was requested by captainstevergers. Michael and Gavin are Olympic competitors in figure skating. At first they’re kind of competitive, but at the same time kind of flirty, and it evolves from there.

Pairing: Mavin (MichaelxGavin)

Author’s Note: I honestly know next to nothing about the Olympics. I was trying to figure some shit out by researching and stuff, but I may be way, way off. I’m sorry if this is shit, I did do my best. If you want to read any of my other stuff, you can find it here.

Don’t Flirt with the Competition

“Rise and shine, motherfucker,” Geoff shouted, entering Gavin’s room as he did so. The door slammed into the wall behind him, but Geoff ignored it. “Time to get up.”

Gavin groaned at the intrusion, rolling over onto his stomach and burying his face into his pillow. “Go away, Geoff,” he moaned, waving a hand in the other man’s direction. “It’s too early.”

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My Entire Thoughts of The Heir
  • Me: 35 guys who are absolutely in love with you...I don't see what's wrong with this Eadlyn
  • Me: stop acting like you don't like any of them! You like all of them damnit
  • Me: is she lesbian yet?
  • Me: he cooks freakin cinnabons!!! Cinnabons! I want a Henri
  • Me: are you gonna makeout with that Erik guy yet.
  • Me: are you gonna choose Kile yet
  • Me: what the hell are you doing Eadlyn?
  • Me: AMERICA NOOOOOOO DONT DIE ON ME NOW
  • Me: did Ahren just freakin leave with that French bitch?
  • Me: Kiera Cass just ripped out my heart