i thought this looked pretty cool (:

Honestly I’m thinking about making a blog similar to the witch exchange only SPECIFICALLY for vultures and bones.

Thoughts?

This blog will honestly be a lot stricter than the witch exchange but I think it would be pretty cool?

(If you don’t know what the witch exchange blog is, it’s basically where witches post what sort of things they have and things they’re looking to trade for them. Or just thins they’re looking for. It’s pretty cool tbh but I wish there was a more bone-centric blog around)

anonymous asked:

tbh i feel like kylo ren could have been a cool character if done right. the costume already looks cool in my opinion. but hes not written in a way that makes me fear him, sympathize/empathize with him all that much, or like him. and i think it got worse in the last jedi.

Fact: when I first saw Kylo Ren, I thought he was pretty cool. Most of that come from my love for Revan and his costume reminded me of her costume, but I was also curious how someone raised in such a great environment, by loving parents like Leia and Han, could turn out like that (disregarding Jacen, whose backstory we knew). And then I loved the idea that Anakin’s legacy continued in good and bad ways, and if Finn had been a Skywalker, how great would that parallel have been? Kylo, raised with his parents and with knowledge of the Light Side and even trained personally by his Jedi uncle, chooses Anakin’s bad deeds as a role model; while Finn, unaware of his heritage and Force powers, enslaved by the system that his grandfather inadvertently helped create, breaks free which Anakin was unable to do. And seeing that dichotomy explored in TLJ? Poetic cinema.

But what did we get? 2h+ of Rian’s unhealthy infatuation with Adam Driver. A compelling villain and a compelling potential storyline wasted.

anonymous asked:

Mountain asks: Fur and Footprints. (That sounds oddly similar to Simon Says... lol)

FOOTPRINTS: do you remember your past lives?

No.

FUR: name an animal you feel connected to.

I don’t know about connected to, but I feel very defensive of rats. Everyone always hates on them and says they’re gross. They’re good, smart, clean animals and very clearly adorable. Just acknowledge you’re speaking based off stereotypes. Look at them. They’re cute AF and have done nothing to you.

Also, while I don’t feel quite so defensive over them, I’ve always thought snakes were pretty cool. Aside from venom issues, I’ve never understood why people fear them. They’re not scary looking. They’re giant tails with eyes. 

How Klance Breaks Up (True Story)
  • Lance: Keith... I'm sorry, I just don't think this is going to work anymore.
  • Lance: You're just... not who I thought you were.
  • Lance: I don't think I'll ever be able to look at you the same.
  • Keith: *trying not to cry* I get it. I'm part Galra. Clearly, that's not what you signed up for. I'm sorry.
  • Lance: Wait what?
  • Lance: Oh, no I don't care that you're part Galra. I think that's pretty cool actually.
  • Keith: Then wha-
  • Lance: I just can't get over the fact that you're from Texas.

Ok like we have Yuri being seen as cute by Otabek but like… what if Yuri found subtle things that Otabek does as sorta cute?

For example Otabek in practice successfully does a jump and does that little baby fist bump. Otabek is so stoic but Yuri can see his happiness and think it’s pure.

Or Otabek gets super excited about something but doesn’t want to show too much of it. Though Yuri can see right through and just sees how endearing it is. He loves that sorta childish excitement from Otabek.

Övüsi: The Elvish Language from Bright

The Elves in Bright run the world. They’re literally in charge of everything, and they look down on everyone else. They’ve always been around (which is another way of saying I’ve now forgotten where geographically they were supposed to have originated), and though their language has changed, the Elves have prevented borrowings from other languages from “tainting” the “purity” of theirs.

The language itself has changed over the centuries, but older words have been preserved in their original forms for use in magic. Both modern Elvish and a couple of words of older Elvish appear in the film. The name of the language is Övüsi Kieru, which literally means “Elvish Tongue”, and despite having 9 vowel qualities, it does not have vowel harmony. The language is SOV and strongly head-final with thirteen cases and a verb system which is weird (I honestly still don’t get it).

Remember previously when I said I designed the Castithan language from Defiance to be spoken quickly—and how I failed? This time I tried to do it right—and I think I succeeded. You can really pick up some speed speaking this language, and the tongue twisters are minimal.

The orthography is a bit of a story. I created it to be excessively indulgent, and I think I succeed in that. When I showed the art department, though, they said it wasn’t excessively indulgent enough. They wanted more stuff about. So I had to take what, to my mind, was already a ridiculously gaudy writing system and make it gaudier. The result is, in my opinion, just silly in places. I suppose it’s in keeping with the Elves’ style of dress, but some of its excesses really tax credulity. You’ll see.

Below is the phonology and orthography of Övüsi:

Couple things here. First, you’ll notice long vowels for everything but mid vowels. This is my “Don’t make actors pronounce ee as anything other than [i]” sound change. Old long mid vowels broke, becoming a high vowel followed by a mid vowel, as in Finnish (so ie, üö, ïë, and uo).

You’ll also notice some unrounded back vowels. I was nervous about trying to do unrounded back vowels, but I figured since I was going to have constant access to the actors, I’d give it a shot. Turns out I had nothing to worry about. Those unrounded vowels are super easy for English speakers to pronounce. Basically I just said, “These are pronounced like this”, and then they said, “Oh”, and did them right every time. The front rounded vowels still caused problems, but the back unrounded vowels did not. I used diereses to indicate the unrounded back vowels for parallelism. It seems to have worked.

As a final note, the long opposite-rounding vowels have no separate form. This is because though the long vowels are phonemic (in that there are places where you must pronounce, e.g., üü as opposed to ü), there’s actually no way to write them in the orthography. Everything else that has a distinguishable form (as you’ll see) is either a form that was a licit long vowel at one time, or was (or currently is) a licit diphthong. That left nothing for the long opposite rounding vowels.

Here are the aforementioned diphthongs:

If you look at the forms for ie and uo, they should look rather familiar. That’s because these used to be the forms for *ee and *oo, and they’re simply read differently now. You’ll also notice that the forms for üö and ïë are identical to the forms for ö and ë, respectively. That’s because there’s no way to indicate the long form for these vowels, and those are the readings of the long forms of those vowels.

As you look at these, by the way, most of the extra lines and weird swooshes you see were added by request.

The consonantal base forms are as follows:

You can ignore the blue box; that was my bad there (screen cap). So like…stuff happened here. Basically, the short forms of stops became fricatives, but then there already was a *th, so all those words just got respelled. So the form with the three asterisks is usually pronounced [s] before [i], and elsewhere it’s [θ], but it’s not used word-initially, unless it’s before [i]. The form with four asterisks is an old consonant that’s no longer pronounced (it’s just regular [h] now), and so there are two [h]’s in this thing.

I added those ridiculous half moons because most stuff was wanted. Also, I thought r was fine on its own, but they wanted the bottom part to extend, so I extended it, along with l. Same extension happened with the word-initial flourish on f and v and like forms. I’m just looking at this now, and I’m like…seems unnecessary…

Anyway, the system is an abugida, which means there’s an inherent vowel, and modifications are added for other vowels. The inherent vowel in this system is short e. This is a fully executed consonant that’s hopefully large enough that you can see it:

You can also see the “capital” versions that occur for some consonant/vowel combinations above. Basically, when one of these occurs as the first character of a word, there’s an extra flourish. Where there are two glyphs above, the first has the flourish, and so is an initial form, and the other would appear elsewhere in the word. I had a lot of fun coming up with these, but now looking at the extra half moons, the extra loops, the extra double lines on … It’s just all too extra for me. But I know what it originally looked like, so I always have something to compare it to in my mind.

Now for the sake of completeness, though it’s going to make this really long, here is the fully executed version of every glyph split into two tables. Here’s table one:

And here’s table two:

Huh. Weird error in the rei cell… Included one two many r’s it appears… The character’s still there, though. (By the way, the keystrokes are written on the left there. This is for the font. What’s “z” there is the weird old *t sound that’s become [θ] and [s].)

There’s also a geminate marker that, when you see it, you’ll be able to recognize as a reference to Castithan. I’ll show it to you in an example later.

Nouns in Övüsi have a bunch of different declensions. It’s all based on whether the original form ended in a vowel of some kind or a consonant. At this stage of the language, no word can end in a consonant, and the only codas are reserved for the first member of a geminate, so lots of different things happened to these consonant-final forms. There’s no room to show every declension, but I can at least give you one, and give you a sense of the cases themselves. Here they are (singular/plural):

  • NOMINATIVE:  thuoke/thuoki “bird(s)”
  • ACCUSATIVE: thuokie/thuokii “bird(s) (direct object)”
  • GENITIVE: thuoka/thuokai “bird’s/birds’”
  • INSTRUMENTAL: thuoku/thuokï “with the bird(s)”
  • LOCATIVE: thuokö/thuokü “near the bird(s)”
  • ABLATIVE: thuokau/thuokavi “away from the bird(s)”
  • ALLATIVE: thuokaalou/thuokaalli “towards the bird(s)”
  • INESSIVE: thuokannö/thuokannü “inside the bird(s)”
  • ILLATIVE: thuokou/thuokoli “into the bird(s)”
  • ELATIVE: thuokannau/thuokannavi “out of the bird(s)”
  • PERLATIVE: thuokausu/thuokausï “by way of the bird(s)”
  • AVERSIVE: thuokasshu/thuokasshï “avoiding the bird(s)”
  • VOCATIVE: thuokuo/thuokorii “O, bird(s)!”

If you look at these cases, you can probably recognize some of my favorite sound changes, and guess how some of them evolved (and in what order). The nice thing about having a nice big case system like that is it’s just there for you, like your best friend. You don’t really need to fuss about how to say stuff. Your best friend just says, “Shh, shh… Let me show you my cases.” And you take one and you’re good. Like hot cocoa in winter.

Now the verbs…

On a macro level, verbs agree with their subjects in person and number in the first person and sometimes the imperative, and just in person otherwise. Each verb has three stems: the imperfect, the perfect, and the future. Then, depending on whether the verb is dynamic or stative, there are three modes: the indicative, the passive, and the potential (statives lack the passive mode). A copula is used for emphasis, negation, and equation.

It’s best to see an example, and with verbs, the easiest to tease apart are the vowel-final ones. Here’s a table to consider:

This is the verb mikaa, which means “to say” (most of the time the infinitive ends in -ie; it’s just non-e V-final stems that are different). As you can see, the stem part here is probably -i for imperfect; -has for perfect; and, of all things, bare for future. Then there are some more or less predictable suffixes added in the three modes. To those can be added agreement affixes, but they can also be left off. Depending on whether or not they’re added the end of the form changes. The first items in each pair are how the form ends if nothing is added. I’ll show you each in a sec here. First, here’s the agreement paradigm:

Now that you’ve got that, here are two examples (and I’ll show you the orthographic forms, too):

That’s Kenie mikaithorï super large, apparently. Kenie is the third person pronoun in the accusative. Mikaithorï has a third person subject, and is in the potential indicative. Now if you use the emphatic copula instead…

That’s Kenie mikaithou shï! which is “I must say it!” Now, of course there’s nothing in here anywhere that corresponds to “must”: It’s simply the interpretation. These examples show how you use the form with the agreement suffix and without.

(Also, see the geminate thingy in there? The spelling in this one is weird.)

That’s a basic intro to this thing. It was actually a pain in the butt to use, but fun to speak. All in all pretty good. Though weird.

This is a piece the art department put together for Édgar Ramírez’s Kandomere to wear. I thought it looked pretty boss:

Looks pretty cool, until you realize it says the following…

And he’s one of the good Elves! lol This was one of my favorite pieces. That art department was amazing.

So that was what I was up to this time last year. Again, if you get a chance to see the movie, I hope you enjoy it! Süvorii!

I wonder when they’ll finally realise that what makes Empire such a great film isn’t the special effects, or the fight scenes, or the puppets… it’s the characters. It’s the way that, throughout the entire story, the focus is on the characters, not the effects or the plot or how cool this explosion looks or how dangerous this weapon is.

I’m pretty sure that the reason why Vader is such a scary, scary villain isn’t because he has a lightsaber or can do things with the Force that no one else can, it’s because of how other characters react to him. We see his own men be terrified of him. The entire Rebellion runs from him; they don’t even consider any other option. It’s not a question of bravery or firepower. You can’t fight him. If Vader’s coming, you run. We don’t even really know what’d happen if he caught Luke, but we know that we don’t want him to catch Luke.

What I mean is, you see people get killed in movies all the time. Sometimes really gruesomely. Vader Force-choking Ozzel isn’t nearly as gruesome as a lot of other movie deaths. But watching Piett’s terrified reaction to it, and the way he visibly steels himself every time he interacts with Vader… that’s what makes Vader scary. Piett isn’t shown as a coward, or comically subservient, or stupid. He’s clearly a good, competent officer. Vader is just terrifying.

We know Leia has survived torture by Vader, we see her stay at her post as the base is literally collapsing around her. We’ve seen Han charge at stormtroopers and out into Hoth’s deadly night. But Vader shows up… and they run, terrified and almost panicked, as fast as they can. Because Vader is that scary, that dangerous. What’ll happen if he catches them? We don’t know. But we don’t want to find out.

That’s what creates the tone of the movie, and the stakes, and the emotional payoff. Underlined with the music, supported by the storyline, etc, of course, but I think ultimately any story comes down to characters because that’s how we get invested. And they understood that when they made Empire (thanks, Marcia Lucas and Irvin Kershner).

Which is why Luke, Leia and Han can spend basically the entire movie losing and getting caught, and yet by the end of it we’re still rooting for them, we still think Luke’s the hero and Leia’s the leader and we don’t think any less of Han for being essentially the damsel in distress. Because it’s not that they always win. It’s that they’ll always try.

I realise I’m biased because it’s my favourite film, but there’s a reason why it’s my favourite, and I really think that this is what good storytelling comes down to. And why a lot of stories with amazing effects or cool inventions/weapons/creatures and brilliant plot twists and so on fall flat, because they forgot about the characters.

narwhalsarefalling  asked:

what if aliens just dont understand the concept of taking non professional photos like selfies and sharing them on the internet? like "John-human, you see me all the time. I do not wish to take another 'selfie' with you."

John-human was not of the sub category photographer, though they didn’t seem to be aware of that themself. No matter where they went, they brought their little ‘smartphone’ with them, seemingly for the sole purpose of photography. It was beyond irrational, especially considering that John-human was well aware that they were of the sub category physicist.

“John-human, you see me all the time. I do not wish to take another ‘selfie’ with you.” Cg’jlas said when the human suggested another photograph being taken of the two. “I have important work to do, and clearly you have a plethora of photographs of us together. What could you possibly need another one for?” It was getting to the point of being irksome, if xe were to be honest. None of the other humans seemed to consider the behaviour odd though, so xe would have to tread carefully in case xe was approaching cultural territory.

“It’s for my blog. I’ve got people asking to see another picture of us together, and I thought this’d be a good place to take one. It looks cool in here.” John-human said as if it was the most obvious thing in the galaxy. To them it probably was.

“John-human, I am unfamiliar with some of these terms.” Xe said, contracting xir twarikial tentacle in an obvious show of confusion. “What is this ‘blog’, and why have other humans requested to see your photographs? Is it not most common to enjoy photographs of humans who are well known in general, or known to the human watching?”

“Oh, well, yeah? I guess, but we also like looking at pretty people or cool people, or just pretty pictures, and it’s really you all the fuss is about. They like seeing us together.” They said, elevating their shoulders briefly. “A blog is like a content sharing site on the internet – you remember when I told you about the internet, right?”

“Yes, it was quite… interesting. So you are not confused about which sub category in which you belong?” Xe asked, hoping xe didn’t come across as rude.

“You mean my job? No, I’m a physicist, why’d I be confused about that?” They asked, doing what Cg’jlas had learned was referred to as a ‘frown’.

“Because you seemed to be under the impression that you are of the sub category photographer. I am relieved that there is no confusion, John-human.” Xe said sincerely, making sure to have xir expression and posture show it.

“What? No, they’re just selfies. Everyone takes them, it’s a thing.” They said before proceeding to call one of their fellow humans over for one of these ‘selfies’. They then moved on to show Cg’jlas how they ‘posted’ the photograph, and some they had already posted. It made very little sense, but the fellow human seemed to be treat it as something normal, walking back to their work station after agreeing that John-human could post their photograph. They had asked to be ‘tagged’ in it, which xe had absolutely no idea what meant, but xe didn’t particularly want to find out either. It would just have to be another part of humans xe didn’t quite understand. It didn’t seem like an important part after all, if a bit irksome at times when xe was trying to work or focus.

Sansa’s Autumn Hair

So I just had a random realization about Sansa today. I’ve always thought it was interesting how GRRM insisted on describing her hair as ‘auburn’ specifically, instead of a plain old ‘redhead.’ But I came across these two quotes recently:

“Her hair was a rich autumn auburn” (describing Sansa)

and

“I loved a maid as red as autumn, with sunset in her hair” (from the in-universe song ‘The Seasons of Love’)

and it hit me that Sansa’s hair is auburn, specifically, in order to emphasize the autumnal qualities of her looks. Instead of the raging-bonfire-implications of Ygritte’s ‘kissed-by-fire’ hair, Sansa’s hair gives us connotations of sunsets and trees in fall. In other words, Sansa is the ‘maid as red as autumn’ from the song.

And what season comes after autumn? Winter. Sansa’s looks are literally the embodiment of ‘Winter is Coming.’ So even though she doesn’t physically resemble a Stark, she does physically resemble their House words.

I don’t know, I thought that was pretty cool! Just felt like sharing with the class…

An Ode to Trashmouth 

@eddiekazier‘s Secret Santa Gift!!

Hello KP! Here is your secret santa gift: it’s not a fic, it’s not a playlist, it’s not a piece of visual art…..it’s a song from Eddie to Richie! I really nerded out on this one - I hope you like it!!!

Happy Holidays, and please forgive the video quality and my messy hair!!! Lyrics to this bop are below the cut! ( @itsecretsanta )

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"What are your thoughts on Eren Jaeger?"
  • Armin: He's the bravest person I know.
  • Mikasa: brb im gonna write a novel.
  • Levi: problematic.
  • Jean: BOI LETTME ROAST HIM REAL QUICK PLS
  • Erwin: Lots of heart but a little misguided.
  • Sasha: I mean, he's cool but he wouldn't let eat his bread that one time...
  • Connie: he's my bro
  • Hanji: I want that titan dick yo
  • Armored titan: lol no
  • Colossal titan: try again
  • Female titan: *war flashbacks*
  • Eren, himself: I think he's pretty good looking if you ask me.
Inner Vixen

Warnings: SMUT (Ages 18+)

 

Summary: You’re fed up with being the blushing, shy girl, usually too insecure to return any of Bucky’s flirtatious advances. But with a little help from liquid courage, your inner vixen makes an appearance.

 

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“Barnes. 6 o’clock.” Natasha whispered keeping her eyes focused on you standing right beside her at the bar. Tony’s latest rager had started approximately an hour ago and, though you would never admit to nervously awaiting his arrival, she noticed your eyes lingering on the entrance every now and again.

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GIF Reminiscing

Back when I was a more popular blogger one of my proudest moments was helping motivate certain higher ups at Tumblr HQ to increase the size limit for GIFs. It was only 512k and they made it a full 1 megabyte. Seems like a million years ago now. Back when I was still able to exercise.

It was weird having a millionaire actually listen to me and pushing that change through. Is this bragging? It might be bragging. Just let me relive my glory days a bit. I’ll brag if I want to. You can’t stop me.

I don’t mean to make it sound like I and I alone made it happen. I just gave it a nudge with a strongly worded email so it happened sooner. I’m sure it would have happened eventually without me. 

Those 1 meg GIFs really opened up a lot of options for me creatively. I did my best to put that size increase to good use with super classy content. 

(I’m going to brag again. Apologies in advance.) I also helped make gifsets popular. Especially the kind where all the GIFs interacted with each other. When they introduced photosets I quickly realized I could do creative things using GIFs in the photoset grid. I downloaded the Brady Bunch intro and created individual GIFs for each Brady. And when I made a tiled set, it looked just like the show’s intro with GIFs. All the Bradys were looking at each other in perfect loops. It went viral like gangbusters and soon after people were replacing Alice in the center tile with various things of a hilarious nature. I’m not saying I invented gifsets. That might be a bit too braggadocios. But after my original post, gifsets kind of snowballed and people found all kinds of cool ways to use them. 

Later on someone came up with the idea where you made it look like it was a gifset with multiple GIFs, but it was all a lie and only one GIF. I think some site claimed I invented this, but I definitely saw someone else do it first. It’s hard to quantify influence, but I’m pretty sure I helped it become a more popular thing. (If I were to find a way to brag about this.)   

People took this idea and made all kinds of interesting things. Some folks eventually thought it got kind of annoying, but I think most memes end up overstaying their welcome. It’s fairly inevitable. 

My biggest GIF success was definitely my Men in Black series. Those ended up spreading like wildfire and got me noticed outside of tumblr for the first time. 

I probably could have gone without 9GAG knowing who I was, but it felt good to have so many people enjoy something I made. After a lesson in gun safety, my GIF domination was complete and all of the image sharing sites knew who I was. 

Now imgur is hosting gigantic GIFs that are very popular and I think it’s time for tumblr to follow in their footsteps and increase the size limit once again. I think megaGIFs could allow a new generation of tumblr GIF creators to make some amazing things. I’m afraid I don’t have much influence anymore, so I probably can’t help with that, but I hope it still manages to happen. 

In any case, I love GIFs. I say it with a hard G. They were a big part of my growth on tumblr. Maybe someday I will have the energy to make some new ones. Or I’ll just go out in a giant blaze of GIF glory. 

I’ve never noticed this before (engineers hand)

I don’t know if anyone has made a post about this before but I think its a pretty cool detail.

I was recently rereading tf2 comic 6 when I noticed something I found kind of cool. Well, we all know that Engineer is either missing a hand in game or covers it with a glove. however, in the last few panels of the comic we can clearly see him with two hands even though he could be BLU engineer and not RED engineer. o upon closer inspection I noticed lines along his forearm where the hand would normally be missing.

I first thought it was just a one panel thing until I noticed it recurring in several other panels which is pretty cool. It looks like it could either be a prosthetic or he reattached his hand. Either way I think this is an interesting detail.

These comics never cease to amaze me.

anonymous asked:

what would bts be like on their wedding day?

Jin

  • would want a super big extravagant wedding
  • invites everyone he knows
  • rents out an entire island for the wedding and honeymoon
  • the venue is a private beach with golden sand and crystal waters
  • of course a beautiful pink theme
  • he’d be having the time of his life interacting with all the guests
  • telling everyone funny stories about adventures he went on with his partner
  • it wouldn’t fully hit him until he’s at the alter and his bride walks out in a sparkling rose colored dress
  • and a lil tiara with personalized crystals
  • and his mouth drops open in awe because this is it he’s marrying the love of his life
  • rushes through the vows because he cant wait any longer
  • you’re finally mine, princess
  • lots of laughing, dancing, and big smiles the entire night
  • and of course champagne popping

Originally posted by sugamysavagebaby

Yoongi

  • the whole day would be like a fairy tale
  • pisces are hopeless romantics and they dream of their wedding day
  • the entire time he’d be on cloud nine, practically floating
  • would want a traditional venue
  • like a nice cathedral or even a castle
  • a small crowd of friends and family
  • listen, this boy would be so emotional
  • he’d be able to hold it in until his bride appears
  • in a flowy ball gown that’s fit for a princess
  • a sniffle or two would definitely slip through
  • okay more like a lot of sniffles
  • he’d prepare a gorgeous piece of poetry to read during the vows
  • that talks about the blessing his s/o is and how he can’t wait to spend the rest of his life with them
  • and now the entire venue is in tears
  • a joyous, emotional day

Hoseok

  • aquariuses are always innovative
  • so he’d find a really creative venue
  • like a skyscraper or an amusement park
  • would entertain his guests with a live band
  • he’d be really hyper and excited and just have too many feels to express
  • can’t stand still
  • the whole aesthetic of their outfits would be unique and different
  • nothing traditional
  • i don’t think he’d get overemotional during the ceremony
  • just have the biggest smile on his face
  • it’d be a fun event for him
  • the emotion and passion is saved for the honeymoon
  • wink wink
  • hypes his wife up so much
  • is literally that will smith meme
  • choreographs a dance with his bride!!!
  • it’d be really cheesy and cute but also super impressive
  • a day no one would ever forget

Originally posted by syubbed

Namjoon

  • virgos are very meticulous
  • and are perfectionists
  • would plan every single detail
  • probably stresses out over it
  • “joon don’t worry. i know it’s going to be amazing”
  • “i just want everything to be perfect for you jagi”
  • but that day, specifically when he lays eyes on his bride, all his nerves fade away
  • i can see him liking his bride to wear something a little fitted
  • that shows off her curves and a lil skin
  • if u know what i mean
  • a nice traditional setting with a sensual touch
  • pulls out an entire speech he typed out from his pocket during the vows
  • the rest of the boys cheer and holler extra loud during the kiss
  • everything would go as amazing as he wished and he’d be soso happy and satisfied

Jimin

  • invites every person he’s ever encountered
  • because he doesn’t want anyone to feel left out
  • probably has planned it with his partner for years
  • chooses a gorgeous venue
  • like a huge breathtaking white castle
  • which would be very fitting because he’d look like an actual prince
  • before the ceremony, he’d be rushing around trying to great as many people as possible and thank them for coming
  • libras always want to make everyone happy
  • would need someone to make him slow down and remind him it’s his day
  • absolutely lost for words when he sees his bride
  • wow. jagi you look….wow.
  • thought he’d be able to keep his cool during the vows but is so flustered and blushy
  • kisses her way longer than necessary but he can’t help it
  • a picture perfect wedding

Taehyung

  • his family and roots are really important to him
  • so i can see him choosing a pretty venue in his hometown, daegu
  • maybe some place he visited a lot during his childhood
  • so that he can make even more amazing memories there
  • a small traditional ceremony
  • with his family and close friends
  • honestly he could care less where it happens, as long as his bride is there with him
  • tries his hardest to contain his emotions
  • makes a lot of jokes to shake off his nerves
  • can’t help letting out an amazed “wahhh…” when his brides comes out in a white gown that looks like it was made for her
  • can’t take his eyes off her
  • cups her face in his hands when he kisses her
  • the rest of the night would be filled with a lot of laughs
  • playfully puts cake frosting on her nose and she puts some on his cheeks
  • an unforgettable day

Originally posted by lqtaehyungie

Jungkook

  • a big bundle of nerves and emotions
  • being a virgo, he wants everything to be perfect
  • thinks of it kinda like a concert and he wants to “perform” his best
  • practices his vows the entire week before
  • or month
  • his libra venus makes him quite the romantic
  • would want a venue in the middle of a rose garden that’s lit by the night sky and twinkling lights
  • nothing too fancy or large, just his closest friends and family
  • needs several pep talks from the boys
  • constantly fixing his hair or adjusting his tie
  • the ring accidentally slips from his hands because they’re so sweaty
  • which makes everyone chuckle and kinda breaks the ice
  • once he looks into his bride’s eyes his nerves would disappear
  • he’d forget everyone else is in the room, it’d only be you two
  • later in the night, he surprises his wife with a song he secretly prepared
  • one they both listened to together a lot; their song
  • and serenades her right there
  • it’s so beautiful and touching and everything she could ever wish for
  • Tv show: alright! It wasn't easy, but here is a simple, sweet and well thought out lesbian couple for you! We even managed to get them in nearly every episode! It's a pretty cool OTP huh?
  • Me: *glances over at the two random, angsty, more-than-likely straight chicks who happen to give each other a kind look back in season 2 before disappearing from the main storyline of the show*
  • Me, pointing: I want that one.
What I Read This Week

(7/8/17)

(Sorry for the late posting!) I read some amazing fics this week, and I can’t wait to share them with you!

Open At The Touch by kiaronna, Teen, 6.5k
Maybe Nishigori got ahold of a lock of Viktor’s hair, and some Polyjuice potion. Maybe it’s all an elaborate prank. With this as his only reasonable explanation, he steps forward, snags Viktor by his robes and tugs him in. There has to be an explanation, mystical and magical or medical, for the best Seeker in the Quidditch world showing up at his door; something besides his portrait, which won’t stop talking to Yuuri anyway.

I LOOOOOOOVED this HP AU! So cute and funny, and also angsty??? One of my favourite HP AUs yet!

The Roommate Trap by impolitecanadian, Mature, 2k (WIP)
Victor doesn’t believe in marriage. So when Chris, his best friend and roommate of 6 years, tells him he’s going to have to move out so he can get married, Victor is reasonably upset. Good thing Victor’s upstairs neighbour is looking for a roommate and maybe a little (okay, a lot) more.

I saw this recommended to me on fan rec friday’s and I thought I would give it a shot! Already entertaining so far, I can’t wait to see what happens next! I also love how it’s set in Canada, that’s pretty cool haha!

28 Tuxes by vodkawrites, Teen, 32k
While planning his 28th wedding, Yuuri begins to wonder if he can ever find love for himself.

I. AM. SOBBING. I LOVED THIS FIC SO MUCH!! The ending had me shook, laughing, crying, screaming!! I loved it!

What Now? by shereadsthestars, Mature, 15k (WIP)
Viktor Nikiforov, Niki to his closest friends- well, closest friend, singular, prefers to keep his nose clean.He’s not the type to hold a strong presence in the room, or even dominate the conversation. He’s quiet, and mindful. And would really just like to finish out the rest of his college career in peace. So it’s no question that his unwavering, slightly over-the-top infatuation with one Yuuri Katsuki is a bit of a problem.

So you all know I’m the biggest fan of college/university AUs, so I had to read this when I saw it on FRF! I love how it’s a reverse AU, I am so obsessed with shy/studious Victor!! (The long hair is also a big bonus haha) Thumbs up!

Much To Do About Everything by DiAnna44, Teen, 5.4k (WIP)
Victor and Yuuri don’t like each other. Which is, of course, perfectly acceptable. Except they never shut up about it, and Phichit and Chris, who are both tired of hearing about it and tasked with the duty of being the wonderful best friends that they are, decide to finally do something about it. Starfleet Academy/Star Trek AU.

GIVE ME ALL THE STAR TREK AUs!!! I love this fic already, the rivals aspect is giving me LIFE! I cannot wait to see where the story goes!

Jackpot by Ashida, Explicit, 5.6k
”Did you think you could get away with it again, Yuuri? Or are you getting greedy?“ Victor drawled low, taunting, trying to bring that person he knew out so they could keep playing.There was no point in Katsuki Yuuri denying it though, they’d played this game for years now. "Maybe I just wanted your attention?” Yuuri looked up and smirked something mischievous, something sinister. That guise melted into the wicked thing that Yuuri was, and Victor knew he was the one who’d been caught.

*fans self* Oh my lord this is SUCH a good one-shot! Gambler extraordinaire!Yuuri??? Married to a rich casino owner Victor??? This. Is. Everything.

the rough with the smooth by sixpences, Explicit, 5.9k
Yuuri grows a beard. Victor loses his mind. So does the internet.

So this is the second beard fic I’ve read and I am obsessed!!!!!!!!! Seriously obsessed. I didn’t know I needed Yuuri with facial hair until now. How did I live my life before this?

You were too much (then all at once you were just enough) by BoredMoose, Teen, 8.3k
You Barged Into My Dorm Room At 4 AM Drunk Off Your Ass And Begged Me To Sleep On The Floor Because You Couldn’t Remember Where Is Your Room!AU 

This was such a fun and entertaining fic! Light and easy read, you have to check this out!

Falling For Your Charms by Reiya, Teen, 12k (WIP)
Professor Katsuki’s crush on Professor Nikiforov is supposed to be a great secret. So naturally, the whole school knows.

I was really feeling the Harry Potter AUs this week, apparently, and I’m so glad I was! This is SUCH an amazing fic by one of my favourite authors, and made me fall in love with this AU all over again. Must read!

‘cause i know you’re worth it by missmichellebelle, Gen, 2.3k
Victor has imagined this moment a million times. He never imagined it being so very spectacularly terrifying.

The sequel/part 2 of the post-it note office AU that everyone fell in love with! This was so cute and a lil angsty! It wrapped up very nice and sweet, though. Love!

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Here’s to another week of great fic reading! Be sure to give the authors some love!

BEBE: Oh my god, Super Craig is such a babe.

BEBE: Mosquito who???

CLYDE: Don’t be mean I’m letting you answer questions.

BEBE: Sighhhhh, fine. I’ll make a list.

BEBE: Starting with #5? Wonder Tweek, of course!

BEBE: His outfit kinda really sucks, but he’s cute and he’s anxious so he gets a free pass.

CLYDE: His powers are really cool he can make storms and junk.

BEBE: Aw, even cuter!

BEBE: Next up is Toooolshedddddd!

BEBE: He’s super cute too, but his outfit is actually pretty good!

BEBE: Not cute, or anything I would ever wear, but it fits him!

BEBE: He’d be higher if he wasn’t with Wendy.

BEBE: Or, like. I think they broke up recently?

CLYDE: You know they’re getting back together.

BEBE: Oh yeah for sure, for sure.

BEBE: Callgirl’s outfit? A-maaaaazing~

CLYDE: I’ve always thought it looked sorta uncomfortable, I mean how does she move with that many phones taped onto her?

BEBE: Girls always find a way, trust me.

BEBE: And also her hair is super cute and her catchphrases are super clever.

CLYDE: Whaaaaat? They’re totally cheesy.

BEBE: Oh my god shut up no they aren’t.

CLYDE: …Jeez.

BEBE: What’s a super hero list without the ultra hot and super mysterious Mysterion?

CLYDE: Yeah he’s really cool.

BEBE: And super edgy, too! Just the way Bebe likes!

BEBE: Kinda wish he didn’t wear underwear over his outfit, it almost makes him look dumb.

BEBE: But that cape? <3 Capes totally save any super hero outfit!

CLYDE: Doesn’t The Coon have a cape?

BEBE: Ew gross don’t remind me.

CLYDE: Fair enough.

BEBE: And, obviously, the best, most handsomest and strongest of them all…

BEBE: Super Craig!

CLYDE: Hey! Where’s Mosquito?!

BEBE: I’d never put him on my list, I heard he’s super stinky and ugly!

CLYDE: Stop hurting my feelings!!! STOP!!! I am a sensitive buff and handsome man!

BEBE: Keep telling yourself that.

BEBE: But yeah he’s super strong and a total hunk, and he just doesn’t care at all and that’s the hottest part about him. Do want!

CLYDE: I

CLYDE: I could kick his ass.

BEBE: Oh my god, please do.

CLYDE: Wh- really?

BEBE: Yeah, doing your make-up is fun!

CLYDE: What does that have to dnOW HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

CLYDE: NO!!! I WOULD WIN!!!!!!

BEBE: Oh my god give it a rest, Clyde.

CLYDE: OH I am so PEEVED if I wasn’t painting your nails I’d!!! !!!!

CLYDE: I WOULD!!!

CLYDE: I don’t know but I am MAD!!! LIVID, EVEN!

BEBE: You’re cute when you’re mad! Keep it going!

CLYDE: >:O!!!

CLYDE: WELL!!!

CLYDE: WELL TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT AWAY FROM ME GETTING MY ASS KICKED, BEBE,

CLYDE: MY favorite super hero is Tupperware.

CLYDE: He’s a cyborg and way sexier and rugged than Super Craig could ever hope to be so beat THAT Bebe.

BEBE: He’d totally be on my list if his outfit wasn’t shit.

CLYDE: HE IS A CYBORG AND HE CANNOT HELP IT! IT’S NOT HIS OUTFIT IT’S HIS BODY DON’T DO THIS TO HIM!

BEBE: Jeez, sorrrrrry! Didn’t know you were gay for Token!

CLYDE: I AM NOT!

CLYDE: Also you don’t know he’s Token!

CLYDE: He could be me!

BEBE: Tupperwear is black, hon.

BEBE: And you’re super white.

CLYDE: I MEAN I GUESS!!!

CLYDE: UGH!!!

CLYDE: Next question!

Random One Line Prompts

- “You made me cookies?”
- “Everything we stand for ment nothing after all.”
- “You stole what?”
- “You aren’t pathetic.”
- “A dragon ate your homework?”
- “I was suppose die you dumb ass!”
- “You looked at me differently.”
- “You work at a zoo now? Neat.”
- “I’m being dead serious. I’m a vampire.”
- “I’m not pregnant!”
- “So instead of being normal, you started a revolution?”
- “You found a child?”
- “Oh c'mon you would have murdered that guy too.”
- “The stars are pretty tonight, aren’t they?”
- “You ever seen something as cool as this?”
- “You never did understand the concept of being wrong.”
- “So wait- hold up- you’re a mermaid?”
- “I thought you were dead!”
- “I know you love me and all but stop threatening the doctor.”
- “How. THE FUCK. Are you- so motherfucking tall?”
- “Did you just? You just- oh my god!”
- “Everywhere I go there is this crow! I’m telling you!”
- “ You fell in love with a vampire prince and didn’t bother to tell me?”
- “I shit you not.”
- “You? You know how to shoot a gun?”
- “My man, I am high as a kite right now.”
- “You aren’t leaving here without telling me who hurt you so I can take out a can of whoop ass and unleash it on their ass!”
- “You just kissed me.”
- “But you hate avocados.”
- “I may be a vampire but I am a vampire of the sun, not the moon.”
- “Hold up- just stop- just- what are you actually doing? It’s 2 AM!”