i thought that was so funny and so telling

anonymous asked:

Reaction to an s/o being able to speak to spiders, so one night they go in their room and they had ten various spiders around them and their are whispering words of encouragement to them, because it's spider marriage counseling. I just thought this would be funny, also your my favorite reaction blog, so well...if you want to ignore this than go ahead.

~Sakamaki~

♥Shu: What the… And I thought being in a relationship with a human was enough already. Do you talk to spiders now? Well, tell them to get out of here.

♥Reiji: And what could this mean?! Should I bring the insecticide? I don’t know why this happened. I usually make sure to properly clean every corner of the mansion…

♥Ayato: Ah! What the… Chichinashi! What are you even doing? This is the second time this week!

♥Kanato: No way! I don’t care if they’re talking about us, get them out of here!… They follow you, you say? Get out of my room THEN!

♥Laito: Ah! Bitch-Chan, did you brought all these spiders here? I.. I don’t understand what they’re saying, but you know I dislike insects, Bitch-chan…

♥Subaru: Gah! My coffin is full of spiders! Why shouldn’t I kill them?! And… Why are they giving us their blessing?! It’s not like we are going to get m-married soon, so get out! -he started shaking the coffin violently.-

~Mukami~

♥Ruki: Livestock… We don’t need some puny spiders to advice us about our future. Tell them to go away before I set them on fire. Including you.

♥Kou: What is the meaning of this, M Neko-Chan? I’m trying to sleep now, I have work tomorrow! So those spiders better go away right now!

♥Yuma: Agh, disgusting! I stepped on some spiders with my bare feet! Shit… Just look at the floor, now!

♥Azusa: Why… Are here so many… Spiders?… Nee, Eve… Is any of them… Poisonous…? Fufu~… What if I… Provoke them… To bite me…?

~Tsukinami~

♥Carla:-No words from him. He would kill all the spiders in the room with a single blast of his powers.-

♥Shin: How many times have I told you? Don’t let those spiders get in our room. Do you want to sleep in the yard or something?

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Dante: Ya know, Viv. There’s something that I gotta tell you. But I don’t know exactly how to say it.

Vivian: Just take a deep breath, don’t be nervous. (smiles)

Dante: Well … I’ve really been loving spending so much time with you. You’ve become so much more important to me than I ever thought you would. You’re beautiful, smart, funny. I - I think I’m falling for you.

Vivian: Wow (breathes) that really is somethin’.

Dante: A - and it’s okay if you don’t f-feel the same. I just thought it was something you should know. I’ve been thinking about it almost non-stop for a few days now.

Vivian: No, no. I feel the same way. I love being around you too and when I’m not, all I can think about is when the next time will be. I really think I’m falling for you, too.

Vivian: (internally) Eeeep!!?!

anonymous asked:

i hav rly bad insomnia nd cant fall asleep til 5 ish most nights so obvs my gf always falls asleep before me. when i cant sleep i send her cute messages for her to wake up to just reminding her how much i love her or telling her nice things abt herself or cute funny stories abt silly things i did or thought early in our relationship. she has bpd so it rly helps for her to b reminded these things nd i miss her so much at night i love her so much. just in case u needed to here smth nice today ❤️

Oh man this made my heart so happy I’m smiling so big this is so precious thank u for sharing 😭😭😭💚💚💚💚💚

Thoughts at 7pm..

I love giving him a waterless bath… he’s still so funny about it. So here’s the thing about Mystic, he’s never been “docile” … it’s always give and take and more about him telling you what he wants and you doing it!

For example, you don’t pet his kepi (yiddish for head), you start out rubbing and then he will turn his head and rub against your hand the way he wants and where he wants. Top now… no left side… awwww… behind the ear… perfect… now do the chin do the chin DO THE CHIN… 

You’re more of a tool for his rubbing happiness!

Same with bathing. I’m trying to bathe his stomach, but he kept moving his back legs, and then his front paws in the path instead. Then he wanted his chest done, and then his right side, then his left. When I finally got to his back he wanted his tail done instead lol 

He doesn’t say no or stop or push you away, just .. you have to do it the way he wants you to do it when he wants you to do it lol.

Now he’s captured my right hand and is using it for a pillow while his butt rests on my thigh.

I’m gonna miss him so much. I really am. 

anonymous asked:

Ugh I need help. So I've recently (kind of) thought that I'm bi, and just had a my first date with a girl. She's great, cute, funny, but I'm not sure if there was a SPARK? Like is it too soon to tell after one date? Am I actually straight? Or am I just not into her? I'm so confused 😩😩

that sounds normal tbh. you won’t always click right away u k? give it some time. give yourself a chance to wait for that spark.

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make: (x) a wish (x) it happen (x) the seventeen | insp.

Okay so i have a really funny story that I just remembered now,,,,

I was showing my boyfriend who isnt very into voltron some voltron crack. And almost every single one of the scenes was the ICONIC “we had a bonding moment, i cradled you in my arms”

And my boyfriend knows i really ship klance and so after a few videos (NOTE HES NOT INTO SHIPPING OR LIKE VOLTRON AT ALL)

he says ,,, “wow that would be so funny if the whole bonding moment scene was real and not just a voice overed thing to make it more shippy and funny”

AND I LOOKED AT HIM FOR A FEW SECONDS AND I WAS LIKE “NO THATS THE REAL AUDIO”

AND HE JUST SAYS “Really?? I thought it was something this person made to make it more gay???? What”

AND THEN CUT TO ME LAUGHING AND DYING AND TELLING THEM ABOUT MUCH KLANCE WILL BE CANON

Finger Guns - Jason Todd x Reader

Anon asks: “Okay but like imagine Jay and his SO lying down and making out on a couch (fully dressed no NSFW stuff happening) and then like one of Jay’s bros or Roy bust in and start pacing and ranting and so like Jay sits up but his so is still laying down and so the person ranting doesn’t realize they are there, but then like after a couple minutes Jay’s SO sits up and is like "Is this very important or can it wait?” and like Jay starts laughing. IDK I thought this was cute and funny.“

Warnings: swearing, nothing other than that I believe but tell me if there is

a/n: oh my god this is so short, but I’m actually pretty pleased with it. Also I used Roy because if it was one of Jason’s brothers he’d just be like "go. fucking go.” anyways, I hope you enjoy this anon! As always, I am open to rewrite it if you are not pleased.


Laying back on the somewhat uncomfortable white couch, your mind is elsewhere as you tug slightly on your boyfriend’s hair. Lips locked in a kiss that had lasted for what felt like hours, you weren’t focusing on the sound of a motorcycle coming to a stop outside of your apartment. You weren’t focusing on anything but Jason’s lips against yours and your growing need to take this situation to the bedroom. Or the kitchen table. Or you know, any stable surface in the apartment, you really did not care.

“Jay, let’s go.” You murmur, trying to urge your boyfriend to stop prolonging things, to stop teasing you. Really, you knew you weren’t going to get through to him, Jason was cruel when it came to things like this, testing your patience each and every time, without fail. But alas, tonight it seems you would finally get your wish.

Jason nods, rushing things along as he attempts to unbutton and unzip your jeans. He’s half-way through the process when… BANG! The door slams open hard and loud, making you jump so violently you can feel your teeth collide with Jason’s and your foreheads bang together.

“What the fuck?” You mutter, rubbing your head and feeling your now bleeding lower lip. Turns out when you jumped a mile in the air Jason reacted by accidentally biting your lip, really, really, hard. Before either you or Jason can even blink, Roy Harper comes bursting into the room, pacing and ranting at 500 miles per hour.

At his friend’s distress, Jason immediately sits up, eyebrows knit together in concern, causing you to give him a look that reads ‘what-the-shit-Jason-we-were-literally-about-to-fuck-what-is-going-on’. Now listen, you loved Roy, Roy was your best friend, you were ecstatic whenever Roy came over, but right now was terrible timing. Looking between the two man-children you consider family, your irritation builds as your arousal dies. You were still laying down, hoping that maybe Roy would get over his rant quick enough where you and Jason could get back to what you were doing. But no, no that was not going to happen. You laid back on the couch for another 15 minutes before finally sitting up, an eyebrow raised in the way that scared men to their cores.

“Okay, so is this important or can it wait? Like cause unless you’re bleeding out or the world is ending, it can wait.” You deadpan, re-buttoning your jeans, adjusting your shirt, and finger-combing your hair into place. At your sudden comment Jason bursts out into hysterical laughing, giggling so hard that he actual falls on to the ground. This situation really was a unique one. You sit on the couch, resting bitch face at 100%, Jason lays in hysterical fits of laughter on the floor, and Roy paces the room with what you now see is an arrow lodged in his thigh. Unique situation, not uncommon. This shit had to happen like 3 times a week, at least that was your estimate.

“Why are you laughing?” Both you and Roy simultaneously ask Jason. The aforementioned incredibly hot zombie tries to reclaim his breath, giggles still pouring out of his swollen lips. “B-because…Y-Y/N is ready to…murder you.” Jason manages to squeak out through wheezy laughs, clutching his stomach because laughing so hard had made it hurt.

Roy, with a somewhat hurt expression on his face, turns to you, green eyes confused. “Why do you wanna murder me? I already have an arrow in my leg…” He asks, looking like a little lost puppy. Sighing, you realize that even though he completely ruined what could’ve been a very fun time, he did have an actual arrow in his leg…oh god and he has one in his back too. You didn’t notice that.

“Because Roy, you are a pain in my ass, and a complete cockblock. But you know what? I love ya, gingersnap, so I’ll take that arrow out of your leg and the other one out of your back, okay?” You explain, getting up and lightly kissing Roy on the cheek. His eyebrows raise in understanding, as his eyes grow mischievous. “Well, I mean I could go? Leave you two to it.” He speaks, smirking at you.

“Yeah babe, Roy can take care of himself.” Jason says, wrapping his arms around you and pulling you against chest from behind. Apparently, he had composed himself from his earlier laughing fit.

“Yeah, how about no? This whole situation has turned me off like a fucking light-switch, and Roy has arrows in his leg and back, I don’t think that’d be comfortable to drive home with.” You articulate, shrugging Jason’s arms off of you as you go to get the first aid kit.


While checking up on the supplies, you hear muffled arguing, so you creep to the door, hearing what you can.

“Nice going man, I could’ve gotten laid, but noooo.”

“You dropped to the floor laughing, and you think I ruined your chances?”

“I will fucking shoot you.”

“Go ahead!”

“Blam, blam, blam!”

“Really Jaybird? Finger guns?”

A fun little story to go along with tonight’s episode!

When they were filming at the CS house, Eion came out to chat with the few of us fans that were there, and he was telling us that he doesn’t have a motorcycle license so he legally can’t ride the motorcycle August has. So when he rolls up onto a scene, he has to scoot the bike along with his feet LOL. And then they have a stunt double come in to actually ride it for shot that needs it. 

Just thought that was a funny little story you guys might enjoy!

Final Fantasy XV - Aftermath Thoughts Part 4 (spoilers) ~

Funny enough, the four main characters were the only thing I was actually worried about when going into this game. The boy band thing wasn’t really a problem, but they looked so damn stereotyped that I was legitimately scared it was all they were. And holy shit, not only did the game prove me wrong, it fuckin shattered me.

So, I’m gonna tell you something: I’ve been fuckin dreading to write this part. The part about the main characters. For the sole reason that I’m actually convinced that I won’t find the right words for it. I was so emotionally damaged by the ending that I couldn’t watch FFXV or listen to its OST for an entire day. But since I’m not a pussy I’m gonna try writing it down anyway, so here it comes.

A few months ago I watched one of the roughtly bijillion trailers for the game, in which Cid says to Noctis: “They are not just your bodyguards, they are your brothers”. Back then I rolled my eyes, turned to my better half and was like: “Geez this is gonna be SO over the top.” I remembered this quote literally within the first two or three minutes of the opening.

And fuckin chocked on my own words.

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Top 10 K-Dramas: 2016

The edit above is not in the order of my top 10 but the list below is. This was my first time making an edit so I was just trying to make it all fit, lol. Please feel free to tell me your thoughts on these dramas, I’d love to hear that ya’ll think!


1. Descendants of the Sun (Song Joong Ki, Song Hye Kyo, Jin Goo, Kim Ji Won)

  • This was the first drama I followed along with while it was airing and it cemented my stay in kdrama-land so I’ll forever be grateful for that. I loved everything about this drama from the cast to the plot, I thought it was unique and funny and so very enjoyable to watch. A soldier and doctor falling in love in the middle of a crisis with brilliantly amusing scenes and secondary characters? It’s a win for sure. I think it found the perfect balance between drama, action, romance, and comedy. Also, the OSTs in the drama were amazing; Talk Love by K.Will will forever be one of my favorites. 

2. Goblin (Gong Yoo, Lee Dong Wook, Kim Go Eun)

  • So I’m cheating a little with this one because it didn’t finish airing in 2016, but this is currently my favorite drama so I felt obligated to put this on my list. This was my first real venture into a fantasy kdrama and I love everything about it. The aesthetics and cinematography is unreal, the cast is fantastic, the beginnings of romance is natural, but the bromance and friendships are probably my favorite things about this drama. It’s honestly just so witty and fun and the performance by each actor is amazing. It never fails to make me smile or laugh. Since it’s by the same writer as DOTS, it has the perfect combination of fantasy, romance, drama, and comedy. Also, the OSTS are wickedly good in this as well.

3. The K2 (Ji Chang Wook, Im YoonA, Song Yoon Ah)

  • Despite the drama surrounding the characters and it’s obvious problems story-wise, I loved The K2. One of my favorite genres is action-romance and this drama was packed with both. JCW is brilliant as always in acting but his action scenes were amazing. I thought the plot was pretty unique and the lead three gave great performances (I know people thought YoonA’s character was useless, but I didn’t; the story literally wouldn’t exist without her, lol). I have to praise Song Yoon Ah for her performance especially because this was the first time I empathized with the villain; I certainly didn’t agree with everything she did, but they gave a depth to her character that I really appreciated. There are some things I’ll never understand regarding the drama, but I don’t want to spoil anything for others so I won’t mention it here.

4. Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo (Lee Sung Kyung, Nam Joo Hyuk)

  • Again, this drama has yet to end, but I honestly think that this is one of the most brilliant dramas of 2016. It’s a feel-good, coming-of-age drama that balances romance, comedy, and friendship and that honestly delivers each week. It tackles first love and all the innocence and insecurities that comes with liking someone unattainable, it explores friendship between women and the unbreakable bond you can make with life-long friends in college, it shows characters with unhealthy issues taking the right steps to get help, and it shows how guys should treat girls and how naturally you can fall in love with your best friend. Most of all though, it tells us that it’s okay to fall out of love with your talents and what you have been doing your entire life; it’s okay to take a break, try new things, and find yourself. Brilliant cast, brilliant writing, and brilliant performances.

5. Reply 1988 (Lee Hye Ri, Park Bo Gum, Ryu Jun Yeol, Go Kyung Pyo, Lee Dong Hwi)

  • I’m late to the game but there are not enough words to describe what a good drama this is. I love that it focused so much on family bonds rather than romantic love. More than the individual families, the entire block was one big family that supported and took care of each other. I laughed, I cried, and I was happy when they were happy. The line between friendship and family is easily blurred in this drama because I swear the kids were more like family than they were friends. The parents’ friendship also made me happy because for once there was no evil parent or scheming; they all loved their kids and were such good friends with each other. There were so many lessons to learn from in this drama, it’s A+. Also, the goat noises made my life. 

6. Moon Lovers: Scarlet Heart Ryeo (Lee Joon Ki, IU, Kang Ha Neul)

  • I had/have a love-hate relationship with this drama. This was my first saeguk drama and I did really like a lot of things about it. The cinematography was beautiful, it really was so well done. I liked most of the characters, especially early in the show when it was more funny and cute. And the actors, even the idol-actors, did well in my opinion. What I hated was how they tried to jam-pack the Chinese version into the last 4 episodes, the insanely terrible editing that just made it seem like the characterization for leads did not align at all with what we knew about them, and the ending. I truly detested the ending; it was sloppy and unnecessary. If they didn’t cut that one scene from that ending, I would have been satisfied but they chose to do a disservice to the characters and for that reason alone, I’ll probably never re-watch this drama. 

7. Age of Youth (Han Ye-ri, Han Seung-yeon, Park Eun-bin, Ryu Hwa-young, Park Hye-soo )

  • I loved everything about this drama. The friendship between the Belle Epoque girls made me smile; they grew from being so awkward with each other to being such good friends. They teased, fought, and took care of each other like any good roommates would do while living their own lives. The drama did brilliantly in highlighting each girl’s unique struggles and allowing them to grow because of them. There is nothing I didn’t like about this drama; it was funny, interesting, and just really good. The Belle Epoque girls are special. 

8. The Legend of the Blue Sea (Lee Min Ho, Jun Ji Hyun)

  • I like drama a lot but mostly because of JJH’s character and performance. I’ve never failed to smile, laugh, or feel second-hand embarrassment for her character and that just really made the drama fun. I’m not really a big LMH fan, I think he’s an decent actor, but I think this is probably my favorite role of his. He’s actually doing really well and I really enjoy his character. One of my main issues is the plot and direction of the drama; I think it’s been a little sloppy and some things just don’t make sense and are poorly explained. Also it’s taking forever to get through some of the sub-plots and it honestly just feels like a waste of time. To be quite honest and in my opinion, if the leads weren’t as big stars as they are, this drama would not be doing as well as it is now.

9. Doctor Crush (Park Shin Hye, Kim Rae Won, Lee Sung Kyung, Yoon Kyun Sang)

  • The beginning of this drama was brilliant; PSH’s character was the epitome of a bad-girl who was also kind to her friends. I loved the plot; a girl with an attitude problem with no care in the world changing her ways and becoming a brilliant physician to not only prove people wrong but also to get revenge on the people that wronged/hurt her? Yeah, sign me up for a drama like that. The secondary characters were great, there really were some comedic scenes with them. I liked the medical part of the drama and PSH’s friendship with her childhood best friend and the other doctors. What I hated what that she never really got her revenge; they went with the most predictable way of the guy getting out of it for a medical drama and I hated that. He wasn’t even sincerely apologetic for what he had done. And honestly, I also hated that she never really called out step-mother for being such a terrible person. I had higher expectations for this drama. 

10. Cinderella and the Four Knights (Park So Dam, Jung Il Woo, Ahn Jae Hyun)

  • This was definitely more of a feel good drama for me. I love the “cinderella” trope so this was just really cute. Park So Dam was just adorable and she made the story fun. There was nothing overly special about this drama; it was fun and light, there were some pretty-boys, and a sweet best friend. All the makings of a classic feel-good drama. My favorite thing would probably have to be the OSTs in this drama; they were all just so good and I still re-play some of them. 
BTS Reactions: Their S/O Teases Them In Public

Rap Monster:

He would keep smirking smugly at you and when you get home his eyes turn dark as he tells you to bend over.

Jin:

He would literally spit his drink out,causing everybody in the restaurant to look at you two. Causing both of you to be embarrassed.

“Um..sorry…I thought of something funny…”

(You’re V)

V:

He would pull you close to him,groaning lowly in your ear as you palm him through his jeans. He would literally love it so much and would take you somewhere where you could do more than just feel him up.

Suga:

He hates and loves when you’re like this. He has little patience so he would have to go to the bathroom or somewhere you could relieve the sexual frustration you built up.

“You better fix this right now,babe..”

Jimin:

Literally such a needy baby. He’d be begging as soon as you touched him. You’d end up heading home right away because he’s very vocal and you would definitely get caught if you tried to do it in public.

J-Hope:

He would get extremely close to you,breathing his hot breath on your neck before whispering in your ear.

“Be careful,don’t start what you can’t finish..”

Jungkook:

From Kookie to Daddy real quick.

“What do they think they’re doing? Oh they are definitely gonna get punished for this..”

Thoughts during PMS
  • Me: I'm SO hot
  • Me: I'm FREEZING
  • Me: My boobs hurt so bad right
  • Me: I just want to cuddle right now
  • Me: the neXT PERSON WHO TOUCHS ME DIES
  • Me: I want something sweet
  • Me: GOD WHY DONT WE HAVE ANYTHING SALTY
  • Me: HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY
  • Me: *cries uncontrollably for hours*
  • Me: Oh wow I feel so skinny today!!
  • Me: Well, looks like I need to hit the gym
  • Me: WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY ZITS
  • Me: What's with that random pain in my leg
  • Me: Why does my back hurt so much
  • Me: Everyone is telling me I'm acting crazy like I don't see what's different
  • Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *checks period tracker*
  • Me: Oh right it's just my period

anonymous asked:

Could I request an imagine where MC tells RFA + V and Saeran that she's pregnant?

YAY FOR FLUFF I NEED FLUFF TO DISTRACT ME FROM THE HARSH REALITY THAT IS MY LIFE THANK YOU ANON

sorry V’s is kind of short/bland, i’m still having some difficulty really characterizing him well

Yoosung

  • you thought it would be funny to drop the news while he was playing a game of LOLOL
  • he rips off his headphone set and turns around to gape at you
  • you just stand there grinning until he starts tearing up
  • he’s so so happy
  • pulls you into a huge hug that lasts forever
  • he’s saying something between his tears but you can’t really hear cause a) his face is buried into your shirt and b) he’s crying like a newborn
  • you do make out “happy”, “omg”, and “love you” a lot though
  • he pulls away when he finally stops crying
  • when you both hear some weird noise coming from his abandoned headphone set
  • he reaches for it and all you hear are distant cheers and congratulations sounding from the people he was on call with
  • yoosung goes bright red at the realization that he forgot he was on a call with his teammates
  • you find it funny though, and yell out a thanks
  • he spends a lot of time looking up parenting tips online to prepare
  • also loves playing his favorite music near your stomach so the baby can hear
  • you fear that your child will be born humming the LOLOL theme

Zen

  • he was sleeping when you suddenly darted out of bed and made a beeline for the bathroom
  • he blinks blearily at the sudden motion, confused at what woke him up
  • but once he hears you throwing up, he’s out of bed in nanoseconds and running for the bathroom door
  • “babe, are you okay?! what’s wrong?! did you eat something bad last night?!?!”
  • you clean up and step back outside, where he’s looking completely worried
  • “nope, morning sickness”
  • (you already knew because you took a test the night before - you wanted to tell him today since he came home late last night)
  • he takes a few seconds to process that before screeching and giving you the biggest bear hug
  • you’re both laughing and hugging 
  • he carries you bridal-style back to the bed before hugging you some more
  • he’s slightly worried that the child is going to be too good-looking about having too many work commitments because he wants to take care of you
  • promises that he’ll be home as much as he can now between work and practice to give you A+ treatment

Jaehee

  • you two have been looking for a way to have children and gave IVF a shot
  • you find out it was successful, and decide to wait until she gets home to break it to her
  • she ends up coming home hella late damn it jumin and is ready to get her 10 minutes of sleep
  • she’s surprised that you’re still awake, and ushers you to go to bed
  • “sorry, we just wanted to wait for you and sleep together”
  • “we???”
  • “yup. we.” you pet your stomach for good measure
  • she doesn’t get it at first, but then realization hits her like a truck
  • and she drops her files on the ground
  • shit the papers all flew out 
  • you’re now out of bed and helping her collect the papers 
  • except when you look up to hand them to her, she has tears in her eyes
  • she never imagined having a family would be possible in her future because of her demanding work schedule
  • but you made it possible and she’s so eternally grateful
  • get ready cause she’s gonna be the most efficient mom to ever roam this earth
  • she’s already got files and bookmarks dedicated to proper childcare and steps for a healthy pregnancy

Jumin

  • okay telling him through a chat message was probably not the most romantic
  • but he was going to be at meetings all day and you wanted him to know as soon as possible
  • except the minute you send the message he leaves the chatroom
  • you’re thinking his meetings started
  • until 15 minutes later he’s running into the house with a pregnancy dietician, prenatal fitness instructor and a childbirth educator in tow
  • “jumin wtf what about your meetings for–”
  • “cancelled them. don’t stand, save your energy.”
  • “i’m fine, thou–”
  • “actually, lie down. are you feeling okay? do you need tea?? a hot pack???”
  • the pregnancy specialist squad has to fight to calm him down
  • he’s super excited, but he’s also really really nervous about being a father
  • cause he doesn’t want to be like his dad –  he wants to be more interactive and closer with his kid
  • you’re sure he’ll be a great father, and he feels a lot better when you tell him that
  • he’s quite passionate about you having the most comfortable pregnancy though
  • he even has a person on standby just to go buy whatever you need to satisfy any food cravings you might get

707

  • doesn’t actually believe it until you show him the test
  • you thought he would get mega excited at the sight, but he starts tearing up instead
  • you’re slightly worried until he pulls you into a hug and starts saying “thank you” over and over 
  • during his past life as a secret agent, he’d never even thought to dream about having a family
  • and now it was right in front of him about to become a reality
  • he’s super hyped after he calms down though
  • a baby!!! you’re having a baby!!!
  • belatedly realizes he’s going to have to stock the kitchen with food other than PhD Pepper and Honey Buddha Chips
  • also does a whole lot of research on parenthood and how to take care of you during the pregnancy
  • he watched footage of a baby being born and was screaming louder than the woman in the video
  • loves loves lying in bed with you and talking to your stomach when he has free time
  • you learned early on not to give him naming privileges
  • “can we name her elly?”
  • “it might be a boy. also we’re not naming our kid after jumin’s cat”
  • “if it’s a boy, we can name him elliot!” 
  • “we’ll see, saeyoung”
  • “… if he or she’s born with long legs, can we name them longbaby? we can make our child famous like longcat!”
  • “that’s a definite no”

V

  • he’s so happy
  • you’d never seen him smile as brightly as he did when you told him
  • pulls you into his lap and nuzzles your neck for a loooong time
  • constantly asks if you’re feeling alright
  • like he asks an unhealthy amount of times
  • but you know he’s doing that because he cares
  • this man will cater to your every need
  • also loves taking pictures of you when he can
  • wants to do a photoshoot throughout your pregnancy to mark the progress
  • does his best to research proper methods to care for you 
  • you already know he’s going to be a goal dad
  • the kid’s probably going to be spoiled rotten though

Saeran

  • to be honest, you expected him to be indifferent about it when you broke the news
  • his eyes immediately went to your stomach after you told him
  • after a long staring contest with your stomach, he put a hesitant hand on it before asking “you sure?”
  • “yup, i did two tests. i can show you them if you want”
  • but then the gentlest smile you’ve ever seen touches his face
  • and he pulls you in for a hug
  • who is this man this isn’t saeran since when could saeran smile
  • sure you’ve seen him genuinely smile once every 4 business days, but his expression was one you’ve had yet to encounter until now
  • you’re standing there stunned before reflexively moving to hug him back
  • but then you hear a small sniffle
  • “….saeran, are you crying?”
  • “i’m not.”
  • “it’s okay if you a–”
  • i’m not.”
  • you laugh before saying “congratulations, you’re going to be a father. and a great one at that!”
  • you know better than to mention the constant sniffles you’re hearing, so you stand there rubbing his back until he’s ready to let go
  • never did you expect to hear him whisper “i love you” into your ear though who knew that phrase was in his vocabulary
  • it was an unforgettable day for you in more ways than one

My sister told me about how she adores her social studies teacher because he is one sassy old man.
Then she continued to tell me about how they were given a list of stuff they should know about in class and Hungary was on there. A girl in her class thought it was pronounced like hungry. So the girl said, “wow, I can’t believe there’s a place named after me.”
The teacher so smoothly replied with, “wow, I didn’t know there was a place named annoying.”

I don’t know if I’m the only person whose older brother has done this but we have a joke agreement that I’m going to marry his best friend so they can be brothers

And don’t you dare tell me that’s not something Matt and Shiro probably did????

Matt going up to shiro and saying “hey listen I wanna be #brosforlife so you’re gonna marry my sister, Katie, cool?” And shiro just saying yeah sure whatever bc katie is his younger sister by years and it’s a joke so who cares.

And pidge knows about it too, she’s young and has really only briefly met shiro once or twice but whatever you say Matt.

Years later on the ship Pidge remembers but doesn’t want to say anything bc oh shit shiros hot and she’s just the dorky younger sister and Shiro probably forgot all about that

And one day Shiro comes up and says “hey pidge, is the wedding still on?”

#20 (send in your own phrase) “What the fuck is this” Derek Luh.
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You had sent Derek out almost an hour ago to get you cough drops, cold medicine, and a tub of ice cream to help your throat. Where he was now you had no idea. Who takes an hour to go to cvs that is a block away? Did he get lost in the sauce?! You laughed at your thought.
“What’s so funny ma?” Derek asks causing you to jump.
‘Damn I didn’t hear you come in.’ You look at him ‘what took you so long anyways?’ You ask expecting him to tell you he stopped to get food or some shit like that
“Oh they didn’t have the ice cream you wanted so I went on a mission to find it” he says rubbing the back of his neck like he’s nervous. You let out an 'awww’ as he tosses you the bag. “Aight ma lemme get a spoon and something to drink real quick” he says leaving your room, as you empty the contents of the bag. You pause your digging once your hand pulls out an unfamiliar blue box, with your eyebrows furrowed you look to see what it is…
'DEREK, What the fuck is this?!’ You yell at him well aware he could hear you loud in clear when he came jogging back to your room. “What’s wrong babe?” He asked worryingly. You hold up the the box and his face pales to an even lighter color than normal.
“Babe I can explain, it’s not you cause my dick works just fine when it sees you like god damn baby girl if you weren’t sick right now-” 'Derek!’ You cut his rambling off 'get to the fucking point’ you laughed. “Anyways yeah I saw it and I was like 'damn I’ll never have to use this but I wonder what it feels like’ so I figured why not test it out.” He can’t help but awkwardly laugh as you just stare at him completely speechless.
'Come here ya dumbass’ you finally giggle opening your arms.

foreverendevor  asked:

What if the MC was an actual princess? Way, way down in the succession so there's pretty much no chance of ascending the throne but still a legit princess.

Yoosung

  • you brought it up one day because it was a funny tidbit that no one could ever guess about you and he’s literally mindblown
  • will probably start to have a mental breakdown
  • “wtf i’m dating a princess?? am i dreaming? did i play too much LOLOL last night…”
  • “it’s not a serious princess thing though, yoosung. it’s just the title”
  • “that’s still a princess!!!”
  • has a phase where he starts treating you so respectfully people would’ve thought he was your servant or something
  • you tell him to cut that out, but it takes a while for him to get over it
  • transitions from the “holy crap i’m dating a princess?! D:” phase to the “OMG i’m dating a princess!! :D” phase
  • ready to brag to every single human he encounters
  • “does that technically make me… your prince?”
  • “…if you want to be”
  • he blushes so hard when he hears that

Zen

  • he’s so shook
  • “so you’re saying all the times i’ve been calling you ‘princess’ was actually more than a nickname?!”
  • but he’s also ecstatic
  • a princess with a prince like him? you two were practically a match made in heaven
  • genuinely worries how the world will be able to handle such a perfect couple
  • get ready cause he’s about to overdramatize every formality with you now
  • i’m talking exaggerated bows, he’ll open doors for you with a huge flourish, always refers to you as “princess” while ducking his head politely
  • it’s pretty cute but no more zen people always stare
  • he stops only because you ask, but still does it at home since there’s no one else watching
  • loves to sweep you up bridal-style and carry you off to bed, saying his princess needs her beauty sleep

Jaehee

  • “….a princess? from where?”
  • she’s literally so confused
  • where did this come from how did this come to fruition
  • who is your family what
  • doesn’t know what to actually do with this information so she just kinda… lets it sink in for a while 
  • but then here comes the midlife crisis 
  • should she refer to you more respectfully now? like how she treats mr. han? wait no, it’s gotta be more formal than that right? you’re a princess oh my god she needs to get some coffee 
  • you have to sit her down take away her coffee and tell her to not overthink this and just act like she used to
  • of course she don’t think it’s that easy but she eventually learns to stop mentally freaking out every time she saw you
  • amazed that someone like you chose to be with her, but also secretly happy about it

Jumin

  • at first you think he didn’t hear you cause he didn’t even respond
  • he’s just blankly staring at you and you’re about to repeat yourself but then he goes “i see.” 
  • and then just changes the subject 
  • you’re just sitting there like “did that just happen”
  • i mean you guess it’s good that he didn’t make a big deal out of it but you were kind of expecting a bit more of a reaction
  • but then you notice that you keep getting a lavish present EVERY MORNING by your bed and this well-dressed butler looking guy is following you everywhere 
  • the guy says jumin hired him to tend to your every services, as a princess shouldn’t exert her energy on menial chores
  • “jumin i don’t need that butler on me”
  • “of course you do, you’re a princess”
  • “i didn’t even know you cared! you seemed so indifferent about it when i brought it up”
  • “i always intended on treating you like my princess, so it didn’t seem to change anything when you mentioned it. i’m simply giving you more now that i know of your stature”
  • was that a compliment you don’t even know
  • “what you’ve been doing before is fine, no butler. and no ridiculously expensive jewelry sitting on my bedside every morning!”
  • “would you prefer clothing instead?”
  • “JUMINNN”

707

  • he doesn’t even believe you at first
  • he thinks you’re trolling him like any other day and just laughs
  • but you keep insisting and he’s like WAT
  • come to think of it, he never really looked into what your parents did, he was just making sure you weren’t dangerous
  • searches up your entire family history and realizes you’re right
  • he’s like a kid on christmas
  • “I’M DATING A PRINCESS!!! NO WAY!!! ME! THE GREAT 707!! IS DATING A PRINCESS!!!”
  • calls his maid to scream the same thing
  • you’re in the corner dying of second-hand embarrassment
  • once took the time and put together a makeshift crown for you
  • except they were made out of honey buddha chips you definitely ain’t putting that on your head
  • so you two just eat it together
  • now every time he refers to you as “princess” he giggles like a schoolgirl