- Someone: OMG your gay!!!?!?!?! Let me introduce you to my gay cousin!!!!!!
- Me: OMG! You're really gonna play off the stereotype that because we are both gay we're gonna be instantly attracted to each other because I mean there's no way we wouldn't be, we're both gay!!!!!!!!!
- Me: Anyways put me in touch with them because due to the area I live in, the fact that I'm under 18 and I live with my parents it makes it very hard to meet people that are not heterosexual and I would really like some LBGTQ+ friends who I could share my experience with and generally feel less alone.
Anti thought he was smaller than he actually was, and promptly gets wedged in playground equipment. He's stuck. The kids are laughing. Someone help him (drawing idea maybe?? I just thought you might appreciate this)