I convinced my friend to go see IT on this fine Halloween and this was her post-movie car ride reactions:
It was only 5 minutes in, but a small perfect child had already died and I wanted to as well
It’s crazy how those effects made the clown’s eyes go in 2 directions…WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WAS THE ACTOR WHAT THE FU CK IN G W H AT
Why don’t they all just use guns? No I don’t CARE they’re children, give them guns!! Give them more guns!!
Don’t give that Richie one a gun though. He’d accidentally shoot everyone and then himself
Where are these children’s PARENTS your children are PLAYING with a CLOWN
Who let these kids say fuck. They’re all 4 years old. Why didn’t Georgie get to say fuck? I feel like Georgie had plenty of reason to say fuck.
Stan looked like he was ready to die in literally every scene…why are you screaming, what did I say wrong
okay but?? Sorry, if my friend gets stolen by the clown, she’s the clown’s now. I ain’t going into no sewers. You fucked up, not my fault
Why didn’t they just send Mike and Bev into the sewers? They’re the only ones who get shit done. They’re my favorites.
Wait I’m confused about something…is Eddie gay? Because…I think someone should tell Eddie he’s gay
I don’t care about your dumb love triangle. The only love triangle I want is Mike Hanlon, love, and appreciation
Henry Bowers literally killed his dad and no one can call the police because he WAS THE POLICE. Does that make Henry the new police? I don’t want Henry to be the new police. Oh wait HE’S DEAD. Mike is the new police. I’m okay with that.
Why was Ben afraid of eggs. Stop laughing. Dude, I said stop laughing I don’t understand, why was he afraid of eggs? I said STOP LAUGHING