i thought it would be a kitty

Things I loved about Spider-Man: Homecoming:

-Peters video diary opening during Civil War.
-The soundtrack
-Literally anything Ned said or did.
-Peter saving the cat from the fire too.
-The cheesy videos Cap had to make for detention and gym class.
-“Yeah he’s kind of a war criminal now, but the video is state required.”
-Tony on screen is always a good thing.
-Spidey trying to use web shooters in the suburbs.
-DONALD GLOVER
- “No thanks, I don’t want to celebrate something built by slaves.”
-Marisa Tomei as Aunt May
-the diversity was pretty nice
-Him naming the suit lady Karen
-“Yeah Spider-man!”
-“Yeah Iron-man!”
-“If you really cared you would actually be here!” *Tony steps out of suit*
-The ‘I survive NYC’ shirt with hello kitty pj pants. -Michelle drawing people in distress.
-THE PLOT TWIST
-Peter during all the hoco pictures
-“I’m watching…. uh… porn?”
-Ned when he used the web shooter and saved peter.
-Tom Holland’s acting when the build collapsed on Peter.
-Peter not needing the fancy suit to still be a hero.
-“Actually, my friends call me MJ.”
-The bathroom scene with Happy and Peter.
-PEPPER POTTS
-Possibly Pepper and Tony engagement??
-Aunt May in the end.
-THE LAST AFTER CREDIT SCENE

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Help find a home for Checkers!

Checkers, everyone’s favorite puppycat, needs a new home. See, I’m getting divorced, and I’m moving to an apartment that doesn’t allow kitties. I could never put her in a shelter, and as for Craigslist…I just don’t know, guys. But she has this huge internet fan base, so I thought I’d give it a shot.

Checkers is twelve years old and is fixed and microchipped. So if you love her as much as I do and you live in the Chicagoland area, please send me a message or reblog. I’ll personally read every message. We can do this. Help me help Chubby Checkers! Thank you!

@jezebelthegreat

Two Sides to Every INTJ:

INTJ: why are humans such idiots? All these idiots, running into walls and screaming and gossiping behind each other’s backs. Teenagers suck. Why are we all so horrible. This is why everyone hates me, I am evil.

also INTJ: KITTY FRIEND COME PLAY WITH ME I LOVE YOU

I’m trying out a different style because I do weird things like that sometimes. While I usually do more of a semi-realism style (not my comics but coloring) I thought it would be fun to do something slightly different and focus more on a messy anime kind of theme. Plus I’ve been wanting to do something kind of like this for awhile now (the whole Japanese kind of theme I guess) which btw, I am NOT an expert on Japanese attire, so if I messed something up forgive me. ^.^

Things Bruce has said to the Batgirls

Not all the bat girls are Bruce’s actual kids, but he is a mentor to them never less(and they spend a lot of time with the great batman, so some parenting from him is bound to come flying their way)

Barbara

“Dick is an ass to me too.”

“Yes Batgirl, I give you full permission to call any one of my sons Insecure Turd Waffles, cause they are.”

“Did Jason pee the bed?  Yes, many times actually.”

“You’re over here so often, do you just want your own room?  I know you sleep on Dick’s couch, but are you okay with the fact that you might contract rabies?”

Cassandra

“For your own safety, don’t go into any of your brothers rooms.  They’re rooms smell like death incarnate.”

“Don’t touch Jason’s bread or he’ll bite your hand off.”

“Is it unfair that I’m only allowing you to do this?  Yes, but you’re not an idiotic male.”

“Can you watch your brothers?  I’m going away for a few days for a meeting, Alfred is joining me, and I can already see the house burnt to the ground when I get back.”

Stephanie

“Quiet is not taking out your phone and silently snickering at Kermit memes.”

“You aren’t even my child and you make a bigger mess in my house than all five of my kids put together.”

“Damian stuck gum in your hair?  I give you full permission to go punch him.”

“Is Tim is giving you a hard time? Go spike his coffee with salt and tell him his father is watching him.”

Harper

“Please don’t go full goth on me. I already have to deal with a twenty three year old lump who can’t make decisions on his own, a twenty year old man-child who thinks it’s okay to run around and shoot random people with squirt guns, a seventeen year old who stares at me like Chucky the doll because he refuses to go to bed, and a moody thirteen year old who acts like a victimized old man. You would actually kill me Harper, do you want that?”

“Stop selling slurpies out Stephanie’s apartment window. …  I don’t care if Dick offered you a hundred bucks in partnership with his growing business.  I’m shutting him down too.”

“No, you can never, by any means, work with Jason again. I honestly never thought two people could damage so much property in an hour.”

“Either it’s you or Tim, because no one else would hack a digital billboard company to display an image of Jason with a Hello Kitty helmet.”

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This Girl Made Taylor Swift Costumes For Her Rescue Cats And It's Too Freaking Cute
My heart can't take this. :')
By Jemima Skelley

You guys my heart is overflowing…  2 weeks ago I lost my sweet kitty and I needed something to pull me out of my sadness.  I came up with this idea of making costumes for my foster kittens.  This is far and above what I ever thought would happen.  I just wanted @taylorswift to see and know that her music has been a part of my life since 2006.  I also, hoped that my foster babies would find a wonderful homes.  So… THANK YOU, THANK YOU AND THANK YOU.  Keep posting and bringing joy to the world with kittens and Taylor Swift.  Much love - Jessica

Make up Marichat May, Day 12: Sleepover

Title: Good Morning
Word Count: 2,059

“Nope,” Chat Noir admits, trying to keep any disappointment from sneaking into his tone. He’d never slept over at someone’s house before. His father was far too protective to have him do something like that.  

“No? They’re fun,” Marinette says nonchalantly.

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Ladynoir Fic Idea

So Ladybug and Chat noir are on patrol, and take a break on the rooftop.

Chat noir brings up an interesting topic.

“I know we agreed to keep our Identities a secret, but I have a question for you?”

Ladybug looks at the cat and shrugs.

“Alright, what is the question?”

“Is their anyone who you would like me to be, you know, under the mask? Is their someone you know that you would want my secret identity to be?”

Ladybug looked perplexed by the question, unsure of what to say. She had never really thought about his identity that way. She always thought she would just know chat noir when she would see him. Was their someone she would want to be under the mask?

If she had to pick someone, probably Adrien. It would be amazing to find out that her crush was the one flirting with her, but then again, she would likely die from shock.

“I don’t think I could imagine anyone I know as you.” Ladybug chuckled.

Chat noir smirked.

“I am one of a kind.”

“What about you kitty? Is their someone you know that you would like to be under this mask?” Ladybug asked with an intrigue.

“Well My lady, I am sure I would still long for you regardless of who you are under the mask. But If I had to pick someone to be under it… Do you remember the time we fought the Evilustrator?”

“I remember…” Ladybug answered, wondering where the cat hero was going with that question.

Chat noir took  a moment to word what he was about to say correctly, he didnt want to give ladybug the wrong idea, what if she didn’t like Marinette. But that was impossible, only person that didnt like Marinette was chloe, and chat was 100% sure and (relieved) that ladybug wasn’t chloe.

“Well… Not to say that you are not my number one, but that girl you had me watch over, the Dupain baker’s daughter…”

“Marinette?”

“Yeah.”

Ladybug looked away. Chat noir thought he had offended her. Maybe he was stupid to bring up the topic. Unaware of the fact that ladybug’s cheeks were redder then her costume

anonymous asked:

"Did you steal this?" Marichat

This drabble is dedicated to my birthday buddy, @captaincrazytwistnotreally! I hope your day is full of fantastic adventures! <3


“Did you steal this?” 

Chat Noir put an offended hand to his chest. “I’m a superhero, Princess. How dare you?”

Marinette raised an eyebrow. “You didn’t actually answer the question, you know.”

“I didn’t steal it,” he replied, rolling his eyes. He held out the bolt of fabric. “Take it.”

Marinette eyed him suspiciously before taking the fabric. She danced her fingers lightly over the surface. “Chat, this is really expensive stuff.” She looked up at him shyly. “You bought this for me?”

He held up a finger. “Technically all I said was I didn’t steal it,” he corrected, “but yeah, it’s for you. Happy Birthday, Princess,” he grinned.

“How did you…” she trailed off, studying his face. “You’re a sly kitty, aren’t you?”

“I have my ways.”

Marinette returned her attention to the fabric. “This is so beautiful and way, way too much.”

“I thought maybe you could use it for that dress you were talking about. The one for the party coming up?”

“Adrien’s party?” Marinette shook her head. “I couldn’t.”

“Why not? I’ve seen your designs. They’re great!”

“I don’t know. I would feel like I was trying to show off or something,” she blushed.

“You should show off.”

“Yeah, but maybe Adrien’s first official birthday party isn’t the place to do it,” she countered. “It should be about him. He deserves all the spotlight.”

“I don’t think that’s really the issue here.”

Marinette pursed her lips. “What if I make the dress and Gabriel Agreste doesn’t like it? That would be embarrassing. And I’m going to be nervous enough without having to worry if my favorite designer likes something I made.”

Chat Noir frowned. “Why are you going to be nervous already?”

She shook her head. “Nope. Not doing this.”

“Oh, come on! You can tell me.” He blinked innocent kitty eyes at her.

She scrunched her nose. “You promise not to laugh?”

“Cross my heart.”

Her cheeks darkened. “IhaveacrushonAdrien.”

“You what?”

Marinette huffed, squeezing her eyes shut. “I have a crush on Adrien,” she repeated slowly. She opened one eye and frowned at Chat Noir’s expression. “You promised you wouldn’t laugh!” she warned. 

He swallowed. “You have a crush on Adrien?”

“Big, massive, ‘I’m drowning, please help’ crush,” she sighed, sinking down to the lounger. “But I’m pretty sure he only sees us as friends.”

“Make the dress.”

“What?”

Chat Noir knelt down. “Make the dress, Marinette. And if Adrien notices, you’ll know he likes you.”

“How?”

“Just trust me.”

“And what if he doesn’t notice?” she asked quietly.

Chat Noir put a gentle hand under her chin, tipping her face up. “Then he won’t be worth your time.” He watched her for a moment, tempted to lean forward for a kiss. He stood instead, brushing imaginary dust off his suit. “You’ve got a dress to create and I’ve got a city to patrol.” He offered her a hand and she took it, standing on her tippy toes to kiss his cheek. 

“Thanks for my birthday present, Kitty,” she smiled. She picked up the bolt of fabric and carefully dropped down through the skylight.

Chat Noir touched his cheek dreamily. “Don’t mention it,” he sighed.


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  • Ty: Kit and I slept together.
  • Livvy: And?
  • Ty:
  • Ty: ...I thought you would be a little more shocked.
  • Livvy: *in shocked tone* AND?!?

nikkilbook  asked:

I will be perfectly honest, when I saw the kitty cat comic (say that five times fast), I thought "Oh hey, mini-consolidator. Kitty with integrity and... sepia-toned justice? Maybe?" This is probably because I am so very deep in Undertale and so very not in anything related to Overwatch, but yes. Sepia-toned justice kitty.

Ha! I wondered how many people would think that XD. But really I just wanted to make a cat that was simple yet recognizable. And chimera cats are freakin’ adorbs 

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Also I felt a kitty with two distinct balanced sides would fit Zenyatta. 

anonymous asked:

Can you please draw a cute kitty following Adrien everywhere? I thought this could be cute & funny because I reckon Adrien honestly wouldn't mind it ❤

(ANIMATED GIF)  Here you go, anon!  I hope you like this super quick little animation!  <3  Animation people, please don’t judge me, lolol


At home:

Adrien:  “PLEASE, Father, can we keep him?  I’ll take care of him myself!  Please, please, please?” 

Gabriel:  “We are not adopting some filthy stray.”

Adrien:  “But Father… I LOVE HIM! What would Mom say?”

Cue Adrien’s giant puppy dog/kitty cat eyes:

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Gabriel*internal screaming* He did NOT just use the Mom card on me.

Gabriel:  *pinches bridge of his nose*  “Very well.”

Adrien:  “THANK YOU, FATHER! THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!”  *Skips away merrily*

Gabriel*sigh*  FML

anonymous asked:

Hello... wonder if there is any chance that you made another part of "did you steal this" story... pretty please?? That's so amazing... thank you so much for writing it... ^^ ^^ (you are amazing, you know that, don't you?)

Here you go, sweet Nonny. <3

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3: 


“So you’re going to wear the vest,” Plagg drawled, watching Adrien button it up. “Just like that, ‘Hi, Marinette, I’m Chat Noir’, huh?”

Adrien paused, looking at his reflection in the mirror. “Are you saying I shouldn’t?”

“Do what you want, Kid.”

He frowned. “This seems a little unlike you. You usually don’t want anyone to know my secret.”

“What can I say? I think Bakery Girl is cute and you can trust her. Also those cheese danishes she gives you are amazing.”

“I think I can trust her too.” He turned to slump against the counter. “Ladybug might get mad at me though. I still don’t know if I’m making the right decision, but it’ll be such a relief to have someone know and Marinette is so awesome–”

“And cute and sweet and blah, blah, blah,” Plagg finished. “You don’t have to convince me, Kid. I’m on your side.”

He nodded. “Okay, here goes nothing.”

“I think you meant to say everything.”

Adrien blanched.

_________________________

He sought her out immediately, having put Nathalie and Gorilla on lookout duty. Her cheeks went pink as she held out a gift, not fully looking up at him yet. 

“You look beautiful, Mari,” Adrien said softly. “I knew you’d make an amazing dress, but this is beyond even what I could’ve imagined.”

He could see the moment the pieces fell into place in Marinette’s expression. She knew now. There was no going back. She looked at his face with wide eyes and then slowly down to the matching vest, inhaling sharply.

“Please don’t freak out,” he whispered, stepping closer. “I shouldn’t have done this so dramatically. I’m such an idiot sometimes.”

“I’m not freaking out,” she squeaked, eyes still too wide.

“Are you sure? Because you really look like you’re freaking out.”

She swallowed and glanced around at the mingling guests. “Chat?” she asked, almost inaudibly.

Adrien nodded, a nervous lopsided grin taking over his face. “Is that…is that okay?” When she didn’t answer, he looked around, spotting his father on the other side of the room. “Do you want to go somewhere we can talk for a minute?”

“Please.”

Adrien quickly led her out of the ballroom, dodging anyone who might be tempted to stop them, and down a quiet hallway. They settled on a bench, Adrien taking one of her hands in his. “Okay, so this wasn’t the best plan, I see that now. I probably should’ve just told you the other night, but…” he trailed off, frowning.

“I can’t decide if I’m flattered or upset,” she said, almost to herself.

“Please don’t be upset. I…I really like you, Marinette, and no one else knows this side of me and we have so much fun when I’m Chat and…and…and I guess I just thought it would be nice if you were my person who knows, but maybe that was selfish. You didn’t ask for this. I shouldn’t–”

Adrien’s words were cut off when Marinette pressed her lips to his cheek. “Sometimes you talk too much, Chaton.” His heart stuttered for a moment as she stood, offering him a hand. “I think I’d like a dance if you don’t mind, Kitty,” she said shyly. 

The wheels were turning slowly, gears cranking inside his brain. The puzzle pieces were all there but they weren’t quite fitting together somehow. “Chaton,” he echoed.

“I never really thought about it, but I guess I do have quite a few nicknames for you, don’t I? Chaton, Kitty, mon minou. It’s surprising I didn’t out myself sooner with how often we talk.” She titled her head to look at him. “Do I need to say it?”

He nodded, lips thinning. She pulled on his hand so he was standing with her. She opened her mouth and then snapped it shut, taking a deep breath. “This seemed easier in my head a second ago. Okay, I can do this.” She nodded to herself and then looked back at Adrien. “I’m Ladybug.”

“You’re Ladybug,” he parroted. 

“Is that okay? I know I should’ve probably told you when you started visiting as Chat so often, but then it had gone on so long that–”

Adrien kissed her then, one hand fumbling at her waist while they other slid to her cheek. It was a relatively short kiss, chaste and sweet and slightly awkward, but they both were out of breath when they parted. 

“Oh,” Marinette said, touching her lips.

“All I want to do right now is transform and run across Paris with you,” he said breathlessly. 

“You have a party full of people here to celebrate your birthday.”

“I don’t care.”

“Silly Kitty.”

He got a more secure hold on her waist. “I can’t believe you’ve been in front of me this whole time, my Lady.”

“Technically behind you,” she flushed as he pulled her closer. “Wow, um, this is changing really quickly, huh?”

Adrien paled, dropping his arms and stepping back. “Sorry. I…I think I got caught up and–”

“I don’t mind!” Marinette interjected quickly. “I mean, you can…we can…the kissing was….” Her shoulders slumped. “Why is banter so much easier in our masks?”

He ducked his head and glanced at her through his lashes. “So this is really okay?”

“This is perfect,” she smiled.

He beamed at her, offering his arm. “Then I think there was talk of a dance, Bugaboo.”


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Opposites Attract {Reader Insert}

Imagine: Flower crowns and pastels are her thing, and both Archie Andrews and Jughead Jones fully accept her for that. Who would have thought that the elder Jones man would feel the same, and much more.

Summary: {Y/N} is ecstatic to be reunited with her two best pals, but it seems alcohol is not her favourite. Getting away from the stink of beer, and the heat of dancing teens, she escapes to the garage. When confronted by her best friend’s father, she discovers a long-kept secret that he’s dying to act upon.

Request?: Yes! A nonny wanted a fic that had the clash of polar opposites between the reader and FP. I do hope I’ve done your request justice.

Warnings: F/M Smut, Unprotected Sex (wrap it before you tap it, kids), Reader is about 18 (so things are kinda okay, right?)

Word Count: 3236

Taglist: @theserpentgod 

Disclaimer: I do not own the gif, credit to the user that made it. The Riverdale characters are not mine, credits to the writers and producers of the franchise. If smut is not your thing, do not read this.

A/N: The idea of flower child!reader being best friends with Archie and Jughead is so cute to me, and the fluff between them all was fun to write. I hope I did FP justice in his ‘bad boy’ perspective. Enjoy, my little bookworms 🖤

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