i thought it was gonna be a gun or something

All Of The Joker's Lines In Suicide Squad

“Doctor, Quinzel. I live for these moments with you.”
“What do you got?”
“So thoughtful.”
“There’s something you can do for me, Doctor”
“I need a machine gun”
“What do we have here?”
“Oh I’m not gonna kill ya. I’m just gonna hurt ya really really bad.”
“Question, would you die for me?”
“That’s too easy. Would you live for me?”
“Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly.”
“Desire become surrender, surrender become power.”
“You want this?”
“Say it, say it!”
“Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty”
“Oh god, you’re so good”
“Are you sweet talkin’ me?”
“I like this guy”
“He’s so intense”
“Well that she is, the fire in my loins, itch in my crotch, the one and only the infamous Harley Quinn”
“Oh, Come to daddy”
“Listen, You are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka.”
“You belong to him now”
“You don’t want no beef? don’t want no beef? Don’t want no beef?”
“Look, are you enjoying yourself?”
“That’s right”
“Oh, we have got company.”
“Where is she?”
“Bring the car around"
“We’re going for a drive”
“Blah blah blah blah”
“All of that chit-chat’s gonna get cha hurt”
“I can tell you meant that”
“You’re gonna be my friend”
“This look neat.”
“Professor, would you pick up the pace.”
“Hello, baby”
“Come on baby.”
“Oh, you know I’ll do anything for you.”
“By the way, I’ve got some grapes soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.“
“This bird is baked.”
“Ok honey, it’s me and you”
“Let’s go home”

Mom: Honey, I need you to rap something for me.

Me: (ears perking up) You want me to rap something for you?!

My mind: *I never thought I’d live to see this day*

Mom: Yes, come in here.

Me: (bursting in the room) Lafayette! I’m taking this horse by the reins making Redcoats redder with blood stains. Lafayette! And I’m never gonna stop until I make em drop and burn em up and scatter their remains.

Mom:

Me:

Mom: (holds up gift wrap)

Me: Oh. WRAPPING. 

anonymous asked:

(Not a request) I was watching vine complications and saw one where two people take giant balls and ram into each other and just pictured the chaos that would ensue if they ever got there hands on a ton of robot sized ones. I'm just going sit here and laugh at the image of these idiots ramming into each other now

The Lost Light is a ship full of actual children lmao (also Whirl accidentally pops them w/ his titties oh no!!) 

Pffft I just had thought of when they visit different planets it’s like taking kids on vacation

Megatron has several of them on those little backpack leashes (Roddy most definitely) because they always want to wander off. Magnus makes Whirl give back the gun he stole from the nice gun-store man and apologize (like he means it!) Ratchet has a huge bag of band-aids and allergy meds because SOMEONE is gonna get hurt or put something in their mouth.

“I’m huuuuuuunnnngggrryyyyyy….”

Rung sighs and opens opens one of his compartments to reveal snacks. 

You think I’m psycho, you think I’m gone. Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong.
- Mad Hatter | Melanie Martinez 🔮

I love this song way too much, so here’s a little aesthetic (there will be more).
Like I said, I’m probably gonna do some
aesthetics based on songs of ‘Crybaby’.

My edit | Top left picture is mine.

2

Imagine:

You wandered down the deserted highway, knife in one hand, gun in the other. You’d been alone for weeks, probably months. You couldn’t even remember what it was like to have a conversation with someone other than yourself. You paused your thoughts at the sound of something unfamiliar. It sounded like a vehicle. No, it can’t be. You’re crazy, Y/N. You realised you weren’t when you saw a motorbike approaching you. You didn’t realise it until the person pointed a crossbow at you, but you had raised your gun.

“Lower ya weapon and I’ll lower mine.” He spoke with a thick southern accent, something you’d heard a lot before the end. 

“How do I know you won’t kill me?” He smirked and held the crossbow down by his side.

“If I was gonna do that..” he paused, looking around you to check for anything that could hurt him. “you’d be dead.” He finished.

“Well, that’s reassuring.” You muttered sarcastically, lowering your gun. You heard him laugh. “What do you want?”

“Ya alone out here?” You nodded. “Gotta group, ya can come back with me. Ya just gotta answer a few questions. First, what’s ya name?” You thought about it. It would be nice to be around people, but how long would it last? How long before they’re gone, like everyone else. 

“Y/N. My name’s Y/N. And yours?” He nodded.

“Daryl.” He paused again, shifting his feet so he looked like he could run off at any moment. “So, you gonna answer the questions?” You nodded.

“Well, you said you won’t kill me. So okay. What are your questions?” He leant against his bike as you got closer.

“How many walkers have ya killed?”

~~~

That was 4 months ago. You’d been with Daryl and his group for 4 months, and you couldn’t get rid of the feeling that you were falling for him. You couldn’t tell if he felt the same, you couldn’t tell because he hid every emotion he had from everyone. You’d learnt that his brother had died not long before he found you, and when you tried to ask him about it, he snapped at you and stormed off.

“Y/N? I know it’s difficult, but I think you might actually burn this soup if you don’t concentrate.” Carol laughed.You’d become close to her, and you’d learnt more about Daryl from her than you had from him.

“Sorry, I was just…”

“Thinking about Daryl?” Your eyes widened, and she laughed. “You look like a dear caught in headlights.”

“How did you…what?”

“It’s obvious. I don’t know why you don’t just tell him.” You raised your eyebrows at her. “Don’t look at me like that. It’s obvious he likes you too.” You shook your head.

“No way. No he doesn’t.” 

“Who doesn’t what?” You squealed and almost dropped the tin of soup as Daryl appeared behind you. “Sorry.” He looked kinda nervous. “Erm, Y/N, can I talk to ya for a sec?” You nodded and looked at Carol, who nodded and took the tin from you with a smile. You followed Daryl to his cell, where he sat down nervously and patted the space next to him. As soon as you sat down, he turned to you. “Carol told me.” 

“Told you what?” You asked.

“Ya know what.” Your eyes widened. No, it can’t be that. Oh shit, he’s gonna avoid me like the plague now. “Y/N, she’s tellin’ the truth, right?” You nodded shyly.

“Yeah..why?” He swallowed a lump and stared at you awkwardly.

“Cause I…I feel the same.” You almost choked on your own tongue. Daryl smirked at you, patting you gently on the back.

“Thanks.” You said quietly, blushing like crazy. “So, erm…where do we go from here?” He shrugged.

“I was kinda hoping you’d know.” You giggled as you watched the toughest guy you knew practically have a nervous breakdown. “Don’t laugh at me.”

“Sorry.” You silenced your giggles and put your hand on his knee. “Well, I’d say go on a date, but the world’s kinda ended, so that’s out.” This time it was him that laughed.

“We can still be a couple. Glenn and Maggie are.” You nodded, slightly happy that he’d said a full sentence with no stutters.

“Is that what you want?” He nodded quickly, making you giggle again. Daryl frowned. “Sorry. So I guess I’m gonna ask seen as you can’t seem to form a structured sentence.” He looked at his feet and nodded. “Okay, Daryl Dixon, since you’re so incredibly amazing and hot,” he laughed, “will you be even more amazing and be my boyfriend?” He laughed like a child, a noise you didn’t think could come from a man like him.

“Yeah, Y/N. I will.” You grinned and jumped into his lap to hug him. “Well hey.” You both laughed and spent a lot more of the day just sat like that and talking. Although you were relieved that you were now a couple and you didn’t have to hide those feelings, you were still nervous about something else you had to tell Daryl. So at night, when you were snuggled up with your head on Daryl’s chest and thought he was asleep, you mumbled,

“I love you.” You almost jumped out of your skin when he replied.

“I love you too.”


aww

S2 Wynonna Earp

So I was thinking how is Waverly 😍 gonna act towards Nicole will she remember her? Still feel love for her or will touching the goo just lower her inhibitions and act on impulses shes always had deep down. Such as contempt for Wynonna for being an heir so she pulled the gun on her and maybe we’ll get a sex scene with wayhaught because thats something shes nervous to do but if she has no inhibitions maybe shell be more seductive, Cuz she did say s2 is so gay just some thoughts I’ve been having 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

I’ve been tagged by everyone under the sun.

✍ Tattoos: No.
😷 Surgeries: Wisdom teeth out.
🏥 Broken bones: Just my pinky toe
🔫 Shot a gun: No.
😕 Quit a job: yup.
✈️ Flown on a plane: yes
🚙💨 Driven 100mph: no god no. you drive on those backroads at that speed you’re gonna get deer guts on your windshield and antlers in your sternum jfc.
🚁 Rode in a helicopter: naw
⛑ Gone zip lining: yes. overated. too much crotch chafe.
🍼 Watched someone give birth: well, not irl, but we used to watch the video of my brother’s birth a lot. except they did something weird in the video and i thought that they screwed his head on, so i told everyone in my kindergarten class that babies were assembled like dolls.
🏈 Been to an NFL game: No.
🍁 Been to Canada: Yes.
🚑 Ridden in an ambulance: No.
🏦 Visited Washington D.C:  No.
🌞 Visited Florida: Yes.
🗻 Visited Colorado: The airport.
🎉 Visited Mexico: Yes.
🎲 Visited Vegas: ugh no.
🍔 Eaten alone at a restaurant: Yes.
🎤 Sang karaoke: @sm-dc made me. I am not good.
🐶 Had a pet(s): SO MANY.
🎿 Been downhill skiing: yup.
🎼 Ability to read music: Yes.
🚵 Rode a motorcycle: NO. TOO SCARY.
🏇 Rode a horse: Yes, it pooped the entire time. 
🏥 Stayed in a hospital: No.
💉 Donated blood: No, I’m terrified of needles.
🏕 Slept outside: I used to all the time.
🚗 Driven a stick shift: NO. I HATE THEM. ONE BIT ME.
🚓 Rode in a Police Car: lmao no, I’m the good kid.
😇 Grandkids: Jesus how old do you think I am.
🚤 Driven a Boat: Yup. Used to drive the boat a lot. My mom thinks I can’t drive a boat??? She was like “when have you EVER driven a boat???” And Dad was all, “She drives the boat all the time???” so it’s been a source of contention.
🐌 Eaten Escargot: Snell no.
👽 Seen a UFO: nope.
🚢 Been on a Cruise: yes.
⛽️ Run out of Gas: no because I’m a responsible adult.
🍣 Eat Sushi: I LIVE FOR SUSHI.
👻 Seen a Ghost:  who do you think i get my ideas from.

i’m tagging whatever motherfucker is left.

okay so i was listening to danger days in the car today and party poison came on and i just thought how fucking cool it wouldve been if there was a video for that song. imagine it-party poison and ghoul hear the traffic report saying that jet star and kobra kid were shot and of course they’d be devastated. but then poison suddenly grabs his gun and ghoul is like ‘what the fuck are you doing?’ poison give him an evil grin and says ‘we’re gonna avenge them’ or something like that and then the rest of the video is just party poison and fun ghoul breaking into bli and going on a fucking drac massacre with explosions everywhere and korse shitting himself

Things are really crazy here right now

I’m in Istanbul.

Where I am, the streets are quiet because everyone is staying inside, too scared that something might happen if they go out.
Every channel on TV is reporting what’s going on, but no one really knows.
The 2 big bridges are closed.
Every once in a while I can hear things fly by; I’m not sure if it’s helicopters or something else, but there definitely is something.
My cousin and uncle are out there. They were trying to get my cousins husband because she was too worried to let him stay alone at their apartment, but now they’re stuck. My aunt just talked to them on the phone; they can hear gun shots.

I’m really worried.

Please, people. Stay inside, stay safe. We are probably all gonna be alright, but it’s an unnecessary risk to go out right now. My thoughts are with everyone who’s here; try to stay calm, distract yourself if possible. Get a bit sleep. Tomorrow, things will look better.

We’ll manage, somehow. We always do.