i thought i was done for today

anonymous asked:

Really important that I see this somewhere. TFP Ratchet, Optimus, Smokescreen, Wheeljack, and Magnus. Who likes Cuddles, Headbumps, massages, a nice wash, or kisses after a really long and stressful day from Bot s/o

Hey thanks for sending this in doll. I was able to get this ask done because it didn’t require a lot of writing or thought on my part. I just needed something to distract me and it’s nice to think about fluffy times with these bots.

But this is all I’ll be posting today and tomorrow I’m not sure. I hope this is okay.


Cuddles: Ratchet, Optimus, Smokescreen, Wheeljack, Magnus

They all love cuddles. Even the less openly affectionate bots love curling up with their s/o after a stressful day and just basking in being close to them. Magnus and Ratchet are awkward about it, it takes a while before they become more comfortable but that doesn’t change how much they like it. Optimus is surprisingly affectionate and often needs to hold his s/o because it calms him down. Smokescreen and Wheeljack just can’t keep their hands off their s/o.

Headbumps: Smokescreen, Wheeljack

These two bots often like to headbump as a sign of affection. Sometimes it’s just a gentle, sweet headbump but most of the time it’s playful and a little rough.

Massages: Ratchet, Optimus, Magnus

Ohhh massages feel nice and they’re so relaxing, which these bots really need. They have so many sore spots and kinks that need to be worked out. Massages even make Ratchet sleepy so they’re a good way for his s/o to help him recharge when he hasn’t in a while. All of them also like giving massages to their s/o, though Magnus is a little unsure of how to do it at the beginning of the relationship. He gets better though.

Nice Wash: Optimus, Smokescreen, Wheeljack

Only these bots can handle getting a wash from their s/o. Ratchet and Magnus get a little too steamed and nervous for washes, blushing a lot. Optimus does too but he’s able to hide it well and there’s just some spots he can’t reach. Smokescreen and Wheeljack like to use the washes as an opportunity to get frisky with their s/o or at least tease them.

Kisses: Smokescreen, Wheeljack, Ratchet, Optimus, Magnus

Once again, none of these bots can resist kisses from their s/o. They love it too much. Magnus and Ratchet will never admit just how much but they do enjoy soft kisses from their s/o after a long day. Optimus is more sweet and open in his gentle way and will gladly kiss his s/o for as long as he’s able to. Smokescreen and Wheeljack like all types of kisses but they both think there’s nothing better after a long day than a good ‘ol makeout session.

-Lily

the new kid part 4

(this is gonna have one more part probs later today, thought it’d be done, but, whoops)

PART ONE (ANGUS MCDONALD’S MIDDLE SCHOOL ADVENTURES)

PART TWO

PART THREE

So when Angus told me that his family was kind of sort of famous, I was expecting like, I don’t know, maybe a TV star or something. I was going to be cool about it! I was going to be all, “Hi Angus’s family, I’m Nicky and I’m Angus’s friend from school,” and I was going to be totally normal and have fun hanging out with Angus even if it turned out to be like, I don’t know, Jeff Angel or somebody. I wouldn’t ask for an autograph or a photo or anything — although I guess if they had offered, I would have taken it.

But oh my gods! Ohmygodddddds!!!! I can’t even explain to you how important Angus’s family is!

Okay, so here’s what happened.

Mom dropped me off at Angus’s a bit after two, and wow, his house was huge! Like, it was a mansion! It looked like there were like, four garages and I was pretty nervous then, actually, cause me and Kitty and Mom just live in an apartment, nothing like this. But Mom didn’t seem surprised at all, that Angus had such a big house, she just parked the car in the driveway and said “I’ll walk you to the front door,” and so we walked up to the front door.

I was carrying a bag with some fruit that my mom was making me give to them, my mom is so weird about this sort of thing. She says if you visit someone, you have to give them a gift. But anyway, my mom rang the doorbell, and we heard this like, thundering chime, and then the door opened.

And then. Madame Director of the Bureau of Balance was standing there.

“Hi, this is for you!” I said, all at once, holding out the bag cause I had been like, conditioned into saying that, and I couldn’t say anything else because this was Lucretia, this was Madame Director, this is the woman who led the Bureau of Balance and was part of the Starblaster mission and she helped save so many worlds even though she betrayed her friends and she was standing right in front of me wearing like, mom jeans and a t-shirt that said SIZZLE IT UP WITH TAAKO & LUP! WORLD TOUR.

“Oh, thank you,” she said, and took the bag from me, and smiled at me and my mom and said, “Won’t you come in? Angus is, uh, pretty excited to have you—” and then Angus came running down the stairs and said “Nicky! Hi!” and then he turned to Lucretia and said, “Ma'am, I told you I wanted to open the door!”

“Well, you weren’t coming down,” she said in a very reasonable tone of voice, like, that annoying one that parents use to justify their decisions, and it was so much like conversations that I have with my mom, and it was so weird that Angus was having this conversation with one of the saviors of the known multiverse.

“That’s cause Taako superglued my door shut,” Angus explained. And then I realized that it wasn’t just Lucretia who lived here, it was probably like, the whole crew. “Again?” Lucretia sighed, and said “Okay, I’ll talk to him. Taako!” she turned and yelled. And then a voice yelled back “Whaddaya want, Luce?! I’m in the middle of something!” and then Taako, from TV peeked his head out from another room and waved at us and said, “Oh shit, you must be D'jango’s friend. He wasn’t makin’ you up after all!” before disappearing again.

Then Lucretia turned back to us and said, “Sorry, just one moment, it’s so nice to meet both of you” with an embarrassed smile. And then she started walking over to where Taako had been, saying “You can’t keep supergluing Angus’s door, Taako!”

I just want to emphasize that me and my mom were still like, standing in front of Angus’s open doorway, and I was still in shock about Angus’s family. But Angus looked kind of nervous, and said “Hey, Nicky. Uh, surprise?” and he looked like maybe I would be mad at him, so I smiled and said “Hi Angus, um, yeah this is a surprise,” and my mom laughed, and I realized that she hadn’t been surprised at all. I squinted at her.

“How come you knew about it?”

“I talked with Lucretia on the phone, honey,” my mom said.

“Oh,” I said. “Right.”

“I’ll be back around six,” my mom said. “You kids have fun, and Nicky, don’t be too much trouble.”

“She can stay for dinner, ma'am,” Angus said. He’s always super formal with adults. “Please? It’s no trouble.”

“Yeah, please?” I said.

My mom frowned and said “I should talk to one of your guardians about this,” to Angus, and he smiled and said “They won’t mind, really, I promise! I already asked them!”

And my mom sighed and said, “Well, okay. I’ll be back around nine, then. Have fun, you guys. Love you, Nicks,” and she dropped a kiss on my head and gave me a hug and I made a face and hugged her back.

Then she left. And Angus said, “Oh, come in, Nicky,” so I stepped into Angus’s house and asked, “Why’d Taako superglue your door shut?”

Angus shrugged. “He says I need to practice my transmutation, but, uh, I think he just likes messing with me.”

“He makes all your lunches, right?”

“Mmhmm, him or Lup.”

“Cool,” I said, because I didn’t want to be weird about the fact that two of the best mages-slash-chefs were making Angus’s school lunches, even though that was completely insane.

“Do you want to see my room?” Angus said.

“Sure,” I said, and then we went upstairs.

_____

So the weirdest and really the only good part about the apocalypse was getting the story about the Hunger and the Starblaster crew broadcast into my brain. Like it wasn’t any freakier than anything else that had happened that day, and it was actually, I don’t know, it was really good and cool and kind of inspiring to hear that people had been fighting the Hunger for so long and that we had a chance at winning. And that was something I kind of needed to hear because I don’t know, Kitty had just killed this like, huge black tiger and I was covered in someone else’s blood at that point and Kitty had a huge gash in her stomach and was babbling about our dad and I thought she was going crazy, and we didn’t know where my mom was, so, I don’t know. It was good to hear about someone else fighting and maybe that we could win.

And I mean, overnight, everyone knew about the Starblaster mission, and also that aliens existed and were pretty cool and a lot like us, and after everything was over, me and my friends talked a lot about if people from other planes count as aliens. I think they do. So technically, Angus is living with a bunch of aliens, which is really neat and a little bit weird if you think about it too much.

But so, the Starblaster crew is like, beyond famous, and like, nobody is mad at them for it, you know, in the way sometimes people usually are toward celebrities that they don’t like. Everyone loves them.

And after the whole Hunger thing, well, mostly they didn’t use their fame that much I think? I don’t know, I’m not really keeping track, although there was this big magazine article interview that everyone was looking at, and mom made me and Kitty read it because “this is history, girls” and that was pretty neat. Oh yeah, and Sizzle it Up with Taako and Lup! was on tour just before school started, and I was super jealous of Fred and Janine, who both got to see it and said it was amazing. Jokes on them. And I think Lucretia’s building a library, cause they talk about that on the news a lot, and my mom likes keeping the news on while she’s making dinner.

I guess it makes sense that they’re living together, cause like, they’re a family. But I really really really want to know, how did Angus end up living with them?

_____

So that was the first thing I asked when I went up to Angus’s room. Angus’s room is pretty neat. He’s got a lot of bookshelves and a really nice desk, and his duvet cover has a bunch of constellations on them.

“Do you want to see something cool?” he asked, when I walked in.

“Okay,” I said, and he turned off the lights, and then the ceiling turned into this super-neat starry sky illusion, like, the type of really high tech fancy thing you see at space museums with like, a voiceover and lots of booming classical music.

“Woah!” I said. “That’s so cool!”

“Davenport did it for me,” Angus said, grinning. “Isn’t it great?”

“It’s super cool,” I assured him, still looking up. “Hey, how’d you end up living with the Starblaster crew, anyway?”

“Oh, uh, it’s kind of a long story,” he said.

“You don’t have to tell me if you don’t wanna,” I said, realizing that maybe the reason he’s living with like, people who aren’t related to him, is kind of shitty, and he talks about his bio-parents not being great, so maybe I was like, being super rude to ask him.

“No, I just mean it’s actually a long story!” Angus laughed, and sat on the bed. “Like, um, I guess the short version is I met Magnus, Merle, and Taako on a train?”

“On a train?” I repeated, and I sat down next to him and laid down to look at the stars better.

“Yeah, and then I ended up working for Lucretia at the Bureau of Balance.”

“But you’re a kid,” I said.

“I’m the best detective in the world,” he said. “Er, well, best boy detective.”

“Sure,” I said, although I wasn’t sure I believed him. But I guess you have to be really smart to work for the Bureau, and Angus is really smart.

“And then after everything was over, Magnus asked if I wanted to move in with them, and I said yes.”

“That wasn’t that long,” I said. “Thanks for telling me!”

“You’re welcome,” he said. “That’s the first time I’ve told anyone about it.”

“Wow,” I said, and I kind of thought about what my life would be like if I wasn’t living with Mom and Kitty, and we lay there staring at the fake stars for a couple of minutes before Angus said, “I can show you how to cast magic missile now, if you want?”

“Yeah!” I said. And Angus got up, and I got up.

“Okay, let me just go grab an extra wand,” Angus said. “Meet me in the kitchen! That’s where the door to the back yard is,” and he ran out.

_____

When I walked into the kitchen there was like, this huge magical set of thingies set up on the counter, and Taako Taaco was standing over it. I kind of froze, cause like, it looked really freaky and also holy shit, Taako!

“Oh hey, Ango’s friend,” Taako said, but he didn’t turn away from the thing he was doing, which was glowing and parts of it were steaming ominously.  "Whasyourname, again?“

"Nicky,” I said. “Um. What are you doing?”

“Tryin’ ta create a better philosopher’s stone,” he said, and that sounded pretty impressive to me.

“Cool,” I said, and then I kind of just stood there watching what he was doing, ‘cause I was pretty intimidated, and eventually he glanced at me.

“What’s the kid like, at school? Still a huge dork?” and it was actually kind of funny, that this was one of the saviors of the world, and he was trying to grill me about Angus’s school life.

“He’s cool,” I said, because you gotta stay loyal to your friends, especially against their parents. “He’s joining the magic club with me.”

“Hells yeah,” Taako said. “That’s m'boy.”

“Angus talks 'bout you a lot,” I said, cause I liked Taako and also he saved the universe so I think he deserves to know things, even if I’ve realized that he’s kinda a jerk to Angus sometimes. “He’s like, always mentioning his dad, and I guess he means you cause it’s usually like, about magic and stuff.”

“Angie actually calls me his dad?” Taako said, and he actually sounded really surprised. He looked up from his experiment. “Hachi-machi, really?”

“Yeah,” I said, cause I was surprised that he was surprised “Pretty sure he calls you and Magnus his dads, from the way he says it.”

“Fuckin’ a,” he said.

“Did you just say fuck?” Parents never curse, or at least my mom doesn’t, and none of my other friends parents’ do. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised because it’s Taako, from TV, the guy who helped save reality, but it was still really surprising.

“Fuck yeah I did,” Taako said. “Shit, the kid calls me dad, huh?” And I wanted to say he was being repetitive, but that would have been rude, and then Angus came downstairs carrying a wand on a lanyard and a second wand covered in little sparkly flame stickers.

“Lup let me borrow her spare wand,” he said. “We can go out back and I can show you how to cast magic missile?”

Then Taako snapped his fingers and a mage hand snagged Angus by the collar and dragged him over to where Taako was sitting.

“Hey!” Angus said.

“Wait one moment, hotshot,” Taako said, “You’re showing her magic missile?”

“Yessir,” Angus said.

“Nuh-uh,” Taako said. “Nope, not happenin’.”

“You taught it to me, like, last month!”  

“Yeah m'dude, and I’m the best transmutation mage in literally multiple realities,” Taako said. “You’re eleven, and teachin’ another eleven year old. I ain’t riskin’ no lawsuit, bubelah.”

“I’m gonna be twelve, soon.”

“What’s Lulu doing?”

“Um, reading a book, I think?”

“C'mon,” Taako said, and then snapped his fingers again and all the weird magical stuff on the table froze and stopped steaming, and he walked over to the staircase, and we followed him. At the foot of the stairs he yelled, “Hey Lup!” and then a voice yelled back, “What’d you fuck up, Taako?” and he yelled, “Nothing, fuck you! Hey, come down here and show the kids how to cast magic missile, Ango’s friend wants to learn how to do it!” And Lup yelled back, “Sure!” and then a couple seconds passed, a door slammed, and Lup Taaco came clattering down the stairs.

“Sup, mini-nerds,” she said, but in like, a nice way. “Let’s go out back.”

PART FIVE

Designer Skyline

🎶 Designer skyline in my head🎶
🎶 Abstract and still well-read🎶
🎶 You went from numbered lines to buildings overhead🎶

Well, this took way longer than I originally thought it would. So I decided to do a drawing based off of an Owl City song for each of the four sides and since I didn’t get to do Logan’s during his appreciation week, I just did it now. (I will also try to get Patton’s done today.) Anyway, so this one is based off Designer Skyline by Owl City because it seemed like the best fit in my opinion. And if you’ll notice his bowtie, that is a math bow tie inspired by my cousin and her math bow tie. And there’s also that little animation thing in the background because why not. 

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ten as a secret agent [au]

📌 requested

📌 masterlist


this, and other aus, will be written in bullet point form. 

also this was requested today and i got it done so quick i SNATCHED that it seemed interesting2 me and i rlly wanted to do it 


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mydifferentshadesofgreen  asked:

Oh my goodness. I love you sooo much! Not only do you not want this fandom to burn to the ground (and you are so right. it would. see how much damage was done in only ONE day of it- I can't imagine it happening 24/7 for a longer period of time) but you also used a martin freeman gif to reply. Be still my heart. I just love you, thought you should know <3

Awww, I love you too haha ❤
When you see the chaos brought by today’s video, of course I don’t want it to happen! We couldn’t keep our shit together for five minutes straight, so the both of them working together? That’s a big ol’ Nopearoonie to me! - Mod Lily

uwu Just ADHD things uwu

• not being able to maintain long lasting friendships/relationships
• wait did i eat?
• was told to do something but got distracted with another thing
• hyperfocushyperfocushyperfocus
• sleep? idk her
• brain never shuts the fuck up
• wanna study for a test? nope.
• finally getting that Energy™ then no energy
• angry at everything. fuck the world.
• “wow i didnt know you have adhd! you’re so calm and quiet!”
• talks too much when getting close to someone
• spacing out bc your brain thought of something interesting
• cant sit still during movies/long periods of time
• wanna get chores done today? nope. no energy.
• “it’s been like five hours!” “it’s been 10 minutes”
• more anger
• forgetting to do Important Things

This isn’t really a fuck anyone, just something that happened and I want to share with others out there so maybe they’ll also start doing the same.

So I’m a cashier, and recently I had noticed that when I have a blind customer who pays with cash, each bill is folded differently so they can feel which bill is which. After noticing that, I decided to start handing each bill one at a time based on type of bill, and letting them know which bill I’m handing them.(I’ll give them their 10, then their 5, then tell them I’ve giving them their two 1s, giving them the chance to finish putting away the previous bill before I give them the next one)

Every single time I’ve done this, I’ve had them be happy and surprised and complimentary, about how that was really nice and useful and how I must have experience to know to do that. Today I had a customer say “Now if everyone was more like you, the world would be a much better place. So many times, the cashier will just shove all the change and receipt at me!”

Until I had put together the dots of how they had all of their bills folded differently, I never would have even thought about it before. It was just chance that I noticed it, and decided to try handing the change back differently.

So, not really a fuck customers. Maybe more of a fuck ableism? And maybe with other people reading this, they might start doing the same and making things a bit easier for their blind customers when it comes to change.

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More promo images from Furudate-sensei for Vol 27. The Oikuro situation continues…

First image:
Tanaka: Please don’t push.
Nishinoya: Please don’t push.
Sugawara: I’m on the cover of Vol 27 and I’m passing through.
On Suga’s T-shirt: The first round of the Spring High is done!! Haikyuu!! Vol 27 goes on sale today!! Please do support it!! Signed, Furudate
Kuroo & Oikawa: Please let us through!! We’re going there too!!

Second image:
Kuroo & Oikawa: We’re going there too!!
Iwaizumi: It’s, y'know, that… if i say they’re idiots, that’s that, but… they are idiots, yeah.
Kenma (Thoughts): Vocabulary…
Kenma: It feels like it’s already getting fun…
On Iwa-chan and Kenma’s T-shirts: Haikyuu!! Vol 27 goes on sale today!! Please do support it!!

Thanks to @victoriel for help with figuring out the translation! ^^

Source: Official Twitter

At this very moment,
I just wanted to reach out to you, grab you by the hand, and wish you a lovely evening.
You have done an amazing job today,
And you will continue to do an amazing job for many tomorrows.

As for tonight, rest easy.
Breathe.
Allow your worries to wash away.
If you’d like, feel free to stay a while;
To reflect, to relax, and to speak your thoughts to me.

I hope that I’m able to help even in the smallest of ways. Even if it’s minuscule.

So please, take the next little bit to take care of yourself, both physically and mentally.

I still can’t draw anime but that won’t stop me from drawing comedy (get it because my art is a joke)

iconic vines sentence meme .

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

Confessions in the Moonlight | Jungkook

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Word Count: 1780

Summary: After nearly a month of avoiding you, Jungkook finally confesses the true reason behind it.

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Do you guys realize that if this Troublemaker episode (the one they did a script reading for) is before the marichat balcony ep than that means Adrien is gonna be chatting with Marinette on her balcony FULLY AWARE that she has his pics all over her room. Let that sink in.

a theory regarding today’s clip

so today’s clip was wonderful, all that i dreamed of: finally a clip of relief and support between the girls. but it also left me wondering how the hell we got from yesterday’s clip in which the girls mentioned..

to today’s clip.. in which the girls mentioned..

that seems a big change overnight. i’ve seen some theories flying by and one ask received by @tarjeiandhenrik left me thinking: how did this go? bc i personally don’t think what chris told sana yesterday was a lie to make the surprise all that bigger.. it seems a bit.. unnecessarily harsh. and how would the girls suddenly know that the pm girls were fucking with sana in the first place?

well, let me tell you who did know what happened between sana and the pm girls. 

this guy. isak is the only one who knew about what made sana make the saranors account. i remember this past monday, in which sana told chris about the account, that we were all terribly frustrated with the fact that chris didn’t ask why sana made the account. and i could understand why chris would be the person to be asked bc she’s kind of the person to avoid confrontations a lot. i think it was a deliberate choice to have sana ask her, but not be asked why. because this is also strengthened by sana’s post on the flawless 99 facebook in which she says:

“ There’s not point in explaining why I did it, because it doesn’t justify anything “

she specifically mentions not wanting to explain her deal! so i don’t think sana told chris anymore between that post and the clip we got yesterday. now, that mention of “they don’t like you as much anymore”: way too cruel to not be true in the end.. to be just a diversion to surprise her even more today. my guess is that after that phonecall with chris, isak somehow got in touch with the girls and told them about sara. at that point, isak probably already knew that sana had come clean about the whole thing. maybe he’d been talking with eva already? who knows. bc here’s the thing: isak knows that sana feels that she doesn’t have anyone anymore. she told him last friday. and his response?

the clip also ended on isak’s face as opposed to sana’s face, which often indicates (to me at least) that the person who is last seen is up to something that the protagonist might not see yet. it also happened with the “du er alene” exchange, which made isak realise that there was something wrong with sana and he reached out. 

this also makes sense, if we remember who reached out today to sana:

isak once again. he knows that the girls haven’t been talking (but he might have thought they would have already since he talked to them? it could be he’s checking if they reached out already). what is most significant about this exchange: “jeg backer deg. 4real” i have your back, like 4 real. it’s a nice enough message, but i think this was done on purpose: isak really did have her back bc he told the girls sara was scheming to push her out. as a result: the girls know the pm girls were fucking with sana. 

and that was my theory, haha. i might be totally wrong here, or maybe it’ll never get explained. but in that case i’ll just run with this theory. who knows, maybe isak will tell sana on friday about it? i’m assuming eva might invite the boy squad for a nice convergence of the Ultimate Boy + Girl squad (and maybe the balloon squad as well??) Let’s wait and see!