i thought i was being so clever


Venus in Aries: I heard your laughter before I saw you. And then I couldn’t take my eyes off you. And after everyone had gone home we were still running around, or you were running I was just trying to keep up. You work hard, play hard and love even harder, but you like to try on a couple of sizes before you find the right fit. It’s the way you make me laugh at the most ludicrous things, the way you know exactly what you want and are not afraid to go and get it. You make me feel like anything is possible. Our love was like a tickle war turned makeout session, and I still remember the heat when our skin touched. There will never be anyone like you. 

Venus in Taurus: Being with you is like coming home. Like a perfect dream. Like lavender candles and cuddling up to a marathon of our favourite show. You kissing me between every episode. You don’t like playing games and you don’t like being rushed when falling in love. You take your sweet time, worshipping my body and my mind so my heart can’t help but follow. I remember those lazy Sundays, strolling through the furniture store, your hand in mine and we would pretend to decorate our future house. But all we came out with were more lavender candles and a burning lust for each other. You turn the mundane into something truly magical. 

Venus in Gemini: You drive me crazy, I never know where we stand. We spend the most incredible nights together and then I don’t hear from you in forever. Maybe that’s your style, you wanna look me in the eyes and not read my words on your phone. We sit for hours and people watch, making up backstories for them. When I’m with you I have no sense of time, all I can think about is your mischievous smile and the way you play with my hair. Your love is all-consuming, like nothing in the world matters to you more. With you my sense of reason is completely clouded, I’m yours for the night and every other night. If you’ll have me. 

Venus in Cancer: My hero, my sensitive babe. Your heart on your sleeve, that look in your eyes and I was yours forever. When you kissed me I could see our lives flashing before my eyes. Sitting on opposite sides of the sofa. Your nose in a book but your hand on me, like you needed to be connected to me or else you’d die. Every time you catch me staring at you I can’t help the grin on my face. You are fragile and strong, creating this protective space around us where we can just be together. I love how you’re not afraid of your feelings, and how you already named our kids even though we need to discuss it lol. You make it feel so real, like you are the missing piece of the puzzle. 

Venus in Leo: I remember the first time I met you, it all happened so fast. At a party, my friend introducing you and before I knew it your arms were around me. I remember melting into your hug, and the electricity in the air when we finally let go. Everyone else thought it was weird but we both knew, there was no turning back. Being with you feels like running through a field of flowers, faster and faster. Your laughter and your moans echo in my head. My legs feel like giving out but your hand refuses to let go of mine. It’s that smile after you say something clever, and they way you make me feel like it’s just me and you versus the world. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this loved. 

Venus in Virgo: You make me feel whole. Driving down the freeway blasting our songs, I can’t sing but you don’t care. Your hand on the stick shift and for some reason I got all hot inside. It’s the way you wrap your arms around me at the checkout line, like I’m yours and you don’t care who knows. You’re thoughtful and observant, you make me feel like I matter to you. And it’s not an act, you are actually that kind. I’m trying so hard to describe you, but all I can think about is that night when my family fell apart. You drew a bath with bubbles and you held me until the water went cold. Then we ate raspberries (my favourite) and watched Modern Family. And then you loved me until I didn’t feel like I was falling apart anymore. I think that describes you more than words ever could. You’re the one I see sitting next to me on our porch doing a crossword puzzle, in our old bodies. But it doesn’t scare me because your spirit is forever young. 

Venus in Libra: Being in love with you is so easy. Our first date was to the movies. You gave me a red poppy and held my hand the entire time, gently playing with my fingers. My heart was about to beat out of my chest but somehow I was calm, because you were. I love the way you talk so easy, with that breezy confidence. Like you’d never tell me a lie. The way you were charming and kind to everyone from the bus driver to the server at the pizza shop. After talking to each other all night in the park, it was the only place that was still open. My mum still asks about you. I think she loved you more than I did, and that’s saying something. 

Venus in Scorpio: God, the way you tear me apart and then put me back together. Over and over again. You of all people know that life isn’t always chocolates and roses. You’re not afraid of the ugliness of human nature, instead you try to find the silver lining, the beauty in the madness. You demand that I’m honest with you, and in turn you trust me with your own secrets. It created a bond beyond love, or maybe it was love. It just felt different, like it was based in reality and not a love story. You’ve seen me at my worst and still think I’m beautiful, because you see people’s souls. Nobody can hide their true nature from you for you are an expert of reading between the lines. Your animalistic passion penetrates deep, and everything becomes a haze of lust and obsession. Because if you’re not obsessed it’s just not worth it. I would trust you with my life, because you would sacrifice your own for the one you love. 

Venus in Sagittarius: We had just gotten comfortable on the top of the mountain we climbed when you hit me with “Do you think out of seven billion that some people have the same personality?” And you packed my favourite sandwich, tomato, mozzarella and basil. A moment of breathless kisses and triumph. Your strength made me feel strong too, and your devotion made my heart swell. You never stand still but it doesn’t matter, because you take me with you and always make sure I’m alright. You make me feel included, showing me off and introducing me to all your friends. I’ve never felt more proud than when I’m standing next to you. When you told me how much you loved me I knew it was true. 

Venus in Capricorn: The true romantic. What drew me in was that calm stare, you looked like trouble I swear I was gonna faint on the spot. You could keep up with me, and when you took my hand and said “Trust me?” I somehow believed you. But what made me fall for you was how you kept all your promises. Your presence is honest and true, the way you make me feel like I would never be alone, like I would always have a friend. I love falling asleep in your arms to your heartbeat. You’re gentle with me, I can feel your love in every touch. Your love made me believe I could do anything, because I knew you would stick by my side. If I asked you to. 

Venus in Aquarius: Keep it cool, that’s how you roll. Almost untouchable, but you let me touch you. It was like the seasons changed in seconds. You finished that last drop of champagne and said “Let’s get wet”, then we jumped in the pool. And then you kissed me. It felt like breathing underwater, I don’t even think you live in the same world as the rest of us. I texted you at 2 a.m. and you didn’t hesitate. Trapped between your body and the wall, your lips on my neck and I was already in heaven. I never thought you loved me back, until you showed up on my doorstep, whiskey on your breath and tears in your eyes. After that I never doubted you, because I knew then that your love was more than words. 

Venus in Pisces: With you it’s all about the moment, and moments with you are plush and whimsical. Like sitting on a cloud. You are still the only person to ever write me a poem. And when you asked me if I liked it, how you let me see your vulnerable side even though the look in your eyes was sheer terror, you were brave. I was at loss for words so I just kissed you deeply. You see the beauty in the little things, like asking me about what I dreamt last night or giving me cupid earrings so they could whisper sweet nothings in my ear when you’re not around. Your love is poetic, you actually think of me and what makes me happy. Whenever you see something that reminds you of me you always let me know. I can’t help but think how lucky I am to be so cherished.

Imagine Lance being a total dork in his and Keith’s relationship.

Like the very first day they start dating and he and Keith are holding hands. Lance pauses, glancing down at Keith with an impish grin that already he’s fond of.

“Hey Keith, you ready to take the next step in this relationship?”

And Keith is obviously flustered because “Jesus lance we only just started dating-”

But he breaks off as Lance walks a pace; takes a legitimate ‘step’ forward.

“Hah,” he chortles. “First step in the relationship.”

“Oh my god,” Keith groans as he moves to follow Lance.

“Woah, another step! Geez Keith, better slow down-”

“You’re the worst,” Keith says, but he’s smiling nonetheless

And on it goes. Each new milestone, every little accomplishment: another step. And it’s always Lance to do it. Always him to walk them forward, mostly literally, sometimes metaphorically. 

Keith let’s him, and each time he laughs, no matter how many steps Lance has had them take now; no matter how many times he’s done the same bit.

Because Keith loves it, quite frankly, and he loves Lance. 

Finally, they’re relaxing after the war is over, days into the galaxy wide celebrations, and Lance and Keith have found a quiet corner to have for themselves, free from the revelries of the parties next door. 

And Lance is being his usual self; playing with Keith’s fingers and making his joke about taking the next step.

Only Keith holds him back. Prevents Lance from completing his joke.

“Actually, Lance, I don’t want to take the next step. I think I wanna try something else.” 

And he get’s down on one knee, clasping Lance’s hand in his own and withdrawing a small silver band from his pocket. Lance is watching with a comical mixture of awe and surprise; tears beginning to form in his ducts.

“Lance, will you marry me?”

And then Lance is laughing, and it startles Keith for a moment until Lance himself is kneeling, pulling out his own ring from his pocket, and grinning as wet droplets cascade down his cheeks.

“I was just about to ask you that,” he chuckles, and now Keith is beaming as well. “You stole my bit.”

“Yeah well,” Keith replies, shuffling closer. “Say yes, and what’s yours becomes mine.”

Lance follows suite, until their foreheads are touching and the words they share are heard only by them.

“Pretty sure it’s ‘what’s mine is yours’.”

And Keith feels his eyes begin to shut; tilting his jaw upwards to meet Lance halfway.

“It already was,” he breathes. “Ever since that first step.”

They don’t go back to the party after that.

when this blog began back in March of 2014, nothing was expected from it. ironically, this blog was the manifestation of a post (that post is here) from earlier that month and this blog was created to share some laughs among some bored friends

a couple of these friends reblogged some of the posts on the blog and the blog suddenly went viral, with a bunch of people asking “when are you going to make more?”

so what is this blog?

looking back -and i didnt necessarily plan this - the blog had three distinct stages

  1. relatable humor blog (problems 1-120)
  2. nuanced perspectives of life from straight white boys (121-350)
  3. humor/character driven, non-linear story development (351-1000)

i had no idea what the hell i was doing through the first two stages. sometime during the second stage, I asked myself, “hmm…this blog focuses on teenage masculinity…how do other people see teenage masculinity and how do I, literally, show that one can become better?” the answer to this is the product that you see today. i wanted to develop a humorized abstract of masculinity through the eyes of a straight white boy instead of continuing to callously satirize white boys. so the product you see today is a result of that. i wanted to keep this blog as ambiguous as i could and I wanted other people to form their own opinions of this blog so, as good artists do, i didn’t say anything. 

the ask above was the last ask that I saw in my inbox this afternoon and i have seen this ask probably over 500 times over the history of the blog. so to answer the question….the answer is both. the blog is supposed to be like this in order to invoke a sense of levity, but also to create a reality that is true for some straight white dudes, and in my opinion, it is what made the blog unique. 

why even do this?

I have been on tumblr since 2012. I have seen a lot of shit. from francieum, the club penguin blogs, badgoku14, and the sandsverse blogs - I wanted to bring something different to tumblr - i wanted to poke fun at straight white boys, but i wanted to be entirely realistic and spot on as well. There’s a reason why there isn’t a “Gay Black Girl Problems” and that’s because not many people can relate to what a gay, black girl goes through day in and day out. Straight White Boys are everywhere, and for that reason, many people can, at the least, relate to being in the presence of a straight white boy, and if i could do that with clever, realistic humor and didn’t demonize white dudes, i knew that the community would be better off for it. additionally, there are few, pure content creators on this site anymore. I know a lot of people use this site as an escape and look for humor to cheer them up, so I thought that I could give back and help people when this site helped me laugh when I was feeling down

who are you?

the wait will be over very very soon


Venus in Aries: I heard your laughter before I saw you. And then I couldn’t take my eyes off you. And after everyone had gone home we were still running around, or you were running I was just trying to keep up. You work hard, play hard and love even harder, but you like to try on a couple of sizes before you find the right fit. It’s the way you make me laugh at the most ludicrous things, the way you know exactly what you want and are not afraid to go and get it. You make me feel like anything is possible. Our love was like a tickle war turned makeout session, and I still remember the heat when our skin touched. There will never be anyone like you.

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anonymous asked:

Lately I’ve been seeing a post circulating about how Saeyoung’s dark chocolate ending is actually a bad ending where MC doesn’t accept his true self but instead coerces him to be a mask of himself; since they believe that ending isn’t true to his cannon self. I can understand that people’s headcannons might be different but some of them even compare that ending to Jumin’s possessive bad ending. May I ask your own take on it? Do you thinks those endings have any parallels?

Umm well there aren’t “bad ends” in that Valentines DLC. So I won’t even address comparisons to Jumin because it’s completely different. 

Saeyoung is the most common favorite and sort of the signature character of the game which is why I assume they gave him 2 endings. 

The dark chocolate ending is, of course, more provocative. I honestly loved it. He and MC have been together for a bit of time at that point, and it’s just so intimate. 

It (the way he talks) sounds strange, because Saeyoung is a suuuuuper technical person. He thinks in numbers and computer programs etc. That’s just how his mind works. To a normal person, the way he phrases things may sound…odd and probably most of all–detached. We have to keep in mind he didn’t go to regular school and has basically spent his life with computers…..so ya. 

Not only does this (the way he talks) fit his CANON personality, but it is a fucking clever way for Cheritz to get away with being naughty without saying things that are too risqué. 

This whole ending, to me…is a more mature, consensual, and sexual love. It’s all about opening up to one another not just mentally but physically. This isn’t someone trying to dominate or hurt another person, this is Saeyoung saying basically:

Look, I know what I want to do to you. I’ve thought about it many times. I want you to relax and give your fears and anxieties over to me, and I will take care of you. Don’t hide yourself and don’t be afraid. I want to see you at your most vulnerable.” 

Which is honestly what sex is. Experimenting as a couple is friggin’ scary, and new territory for both of them. But it’s also very exciting. 

This is a conversation a lot of couples have. Or it may be something you slowly test the waters in over the course of your relationship. 


Okay, I can see how you could misinterpret lol. Like I said, Saeyoungs weird way of speaking can make it sound as if he is idk maybe being controlling or manipulative but like I said, it’s just the way his brain works and also it’s better for him to say “ill make sure you have the best night in my own little game” than “imma fuck you so good, gurllll” lol 

Anyway…I see in no way, shape or form how you could interpret this as MC coercing him into not being his true self? This ending couldn’t be more Saeyoung if it tried. He has canon sadistic tendencies, he is a techno dork, he is one billion percent about consensual relations, and he loves MC and just wants to share everything with each other as a means to be as close as possible.

End of story. 

i am obsessed with the reoccurring use of ‘the girl in the dress’ in ‘dear john’, and i have always thought it was such a clever use of language. the way she is being described by only two identifying features, being a ‘girl’ and wearing ‘a dress’ suggests the purely sexualised way that ‘john’ sees the narrator, and draws on sexist stereotypes  by suggesting that he sees her as weak and defenseless because she is so ‘typically’ feminine. the lack of names and descriptions also means that this could be any one of the ‘long list of traitors’ in ‘john’s’ life crying the whole way home, which shows how they are interchangeable and completely replaceable to him like material objects. i think this is so interesting and think it works as a comment on the objectification of all women in society, as well as the victim-blaming culture we live in. far too many women have been that girl in the dress who cried the whole way home, and rather than blaming the man who caused their emotional trauma, those suffering women have just been told that they ‘should have known’ and the narrator’s first instinct is to blame herself. it’s essentially a parallel of the ‘they were asking for it’ ideology. the best part is how taylor subverts this though, john is then portrayed as someone who plays with fire, through the image of the girls that he has ‘burned… out’. the song then flips the narrative when the narrator steals his matches and sets the town alight, because if john was playing with fire… well then he was obviously asking to get burned, right? the narrator knows this as the final lines fade out with her changing ‘i should have known’ for ‘you should have known’. it’s calling out double standards at it’s finest

Balls and “Baddies” Prompts

Anonymous said:Hi! I love so much your prompts, most of all the villain/hero ones… to see that they’re so loved! If I may ask, villain x heroine historical masquerade ball as prompt? Thank you!

Anonymous said:Hi! I read and loved your blog- it’s THE best prompt site I’ve seen. I read some of your hero and villain prompts where the villain hosts a ball, can I maybe have more of that please? Thanks so much!

brinanalovesyou said:Can we get some dialogue prompts of a hero type trying to blend in at a villian party? Maybe they’re undercover, maybe they were just mistakenly invited but it’s a party so they villains just roll with it? idk I just love the dialogue you come up with :’)

1) “You’re not [love interest].” The heroine’s heart raced, as she wondered who now she was alone on a balcony with, who she’d just kissed. Who would know their code, their secret - unless the stranger wearing the mask planned for her lover wore it only be coincidence? She didn’t think so. 
“Such a scandalous affair,” the villain murmured, one arm wrapped around her waist and drawing her closer. “I love a good scandal. A few broken hearts, perhaps a family feud. You thought you were being so clever, weren’t you?”
“Who are you?” She made a grab for the villain’s mask. 

2) “You can’t drink that!” The protagonist knocked the cup out of the guest’s hands. “It’s poisoned!”  The cup went all over someone’s expensive dress. 
The room exploded in indignant cries and uneasy murmurs. 
“My god,” the villain rolled their eyes. “Do you always have to cause such a scene?” 
“A scene?” They reared. “You’re the one slaughtering your guests.”
“I am? You should have told me, I would have bought worse wine.” 

3) “And what do you think?” the villain asked the hero suddenly, with an oh-so-polite smile. Gaze intent.
The hero froze and floundered for a second as everyone turned to face them. “I think [hero’s name] is a menace that needs to be stopped.”
“Stopped how?” the villain asked pleasantly. “If you had your nemesis at your mercy, how would you proceed? What would you do to them?” 
“I’d cut their head off and be done with it,” another villain proclaimed loudly. “None of that drawing it out and playing with your food.”
The villain’s eyes stayed on them, waiting. 
The hero’s mouth had gone rather dry. Did they know? Would ‘kill them quickly’ lead to just that? “I’d keep them alive,” the hero said. “Make an example out of them.”
“And how would you do that?”
Why, oh why, did they feel like this was going to come back to bite them badly?

anonymous asked:

Can I request DAI party banter with a zevran that romanced a warden who's still alive?

As you wish, my dear anon! I’m sorry this has taken me a while to get to! There are just – so many possibilities given the many Origin’s in DA:O and the many fate’s of the Warden, even if they live. I hope these satisfy. 


If the Warden is King or Queen via any means. 

Cassandra: You are the lover of a monarch?

Zevran: (laughs) Oh yes. Why? Does it bother you Seeker?

Cassandra: I – I don’t know. I can’t decide if it is romantic – or terrible. 

If the Warden married Alistair to be Queen

Zevran: If it makes you feel better we are all quite friendly and close to one another. 

Cassandra: Close? How do you mean, close exactly?

Zevran: My dear Cassandra! Tsk tsk tsk, and here I thought you were a woman of faith! Asking for all the sordid details!

Cassandra: You are a menace.

Zevran: *sighs*

Cassandra: Does something trouble you, Zevran?

Zevran: Only that it has been six month’s since I have seen my warden. You know last time we were apart this long they hunted me down in an Antivan whorehouse and yelled at me for ten entire minutes? 

Cassandra: Why do I have a feeling that I’m going to regret asking? 

Cassandra: Why were you in a brothel? 

Zevran: Why I was visiting family of course! 


Varric: So, tweety. What’s this I heard about you and the Hero of Ferelden? *laughing* How did you two even meet?

Zevran: Ah, now that is a good story in fact! A rather taciturn sallow-faced fellow named Loghain –

Varric: – Trust me tweety, I’ve known enough Ferelden’s to know who you’re talking about. 

Zevran: Oh, good! Well, he hired me to kill the Warden. And Alistair, of course.

Varric: I’m sorry, you met by trying to kill them?

Zevran: (laughs) Ah, yes. It was a wonderful battle! Well what I saw of it anyway. Knocked me unconscious two minutes in. Lucky for me I was too charming to kill.

Varric: And now the two of you are lovers? *under his breath* and I thought Hawke’s love affairs were strange… 

Zevran: I hear you’re writing a romance serial my clever friend. 

Varric: Don’t try to butter me up, Tweety. And especially not over that pile of nug shit. Who even told you about it, Cassandra? 

Zevran: Ah, sadly no. Well, unless you count how I stole the copy from her pack, but that’s our secret, hm? I was merely wondering if you might like a few – pointers, so to speak. 

Varric: I’m not sure I want to go airing the sexual escapades of the Hero of Ferelden in my books – I like being alive. 

Zevran: *sighs* too bad for you then. My warden and I are very interesting people you know. 

Varric: Trust me, I can do without the details. 

A cute convo between trini and kim
  • Set Five Years in the Future (they've been together the whole 5 years)
  • Kim: hey whats your last name?
  • Trini: its been the same for my whole life honey...
  • Kim: maybe its time that changes... *gets one one knee*
  • Trini: are you fucking kidding me that was so cheesy try again kim
  • Kim: *confuzzled* what?
  • Trini: *rolls eyes* that was so corny but go on
  • Kim: We have been through thick and thin together. We have fought weird rock monsters, a donut lady and a giant made out of gold. We have supported each other through friendship, hardship and all the other kinds of ships. I love you and i always will. Now I want to go through the rest of our loves hardships and everything being married. Will you marry me, Trini?
  • Trini: *with tears in her eyes* *long pause* you have the audacity to propose to me without saying sorry for throwing me into that chasm?
  • Kim: *exasperated* really?
  • Trini: very.
  • Kim: *rolls eyes* ok im sorry
  • Also i used that beginning part because i thought it was funny that trini doesnt really have a canon last name so yeah i thought it was clever...
Klance “Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas” AU

Guys I know, but hear me out! I just watched the movie again and I just thought of them and it’s awesome, trust me. So I haven’t figured out everything yet but a few things are already sorted out.

- Keith going “Yeah, you see in the hands of an expert a good knife has 1,001 good uses” proceeded by him wanting to impress Lance and instead accidentally destroying their hideout

- Lance: Knife, please
Keith: Oh, right, like I’d give you a weapon
*Keith’s crew reaching for their knives and offering them to Lance*

- Just Keith being kinda anti-social but being the best damn captain out there. Also his comebacks are more deadpanned and serious compared to the original (still hilarious though).

- Lance being a prince and an ambassador! Also loving the sea and wanting a life there since he can think!!!

- Keith has a major crush since he saw Lance the first time but would never tell anyone, so they have a rough start on their journey to save Shiro from death

- Shiro: Do you have any idea how serious this is?
Keith *in handcuffs*: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve heard that today?

- Lance saving everyone from the sirens and the crew being really thankful for that

- Lance: Look, clearly I can’t appeal to your honor. But I have other ways of convincing you.
Keith: Really? Uh… Just how do you expect to do that?
Lance: By speaking your language.
*holds up large diamond*

- Just Lance being really smart, nonchalant and always good with words, while Keith kinda struggles due to being more intuitive and also distrusting at first

- Also Hunk as Keith’s first mate. Already knowing what’s going on between the two and lovingly teasing Keith. Not to mention the sass!

- And shirtless Hunk (!) when it gets cold and Keith going “Put a shirt on before you poke someone’s eye out! “

- Just following scenario:
Lance: So, how do we get down?
Keith: I don’t know.
*Lance stares at him*
Keith: I don’t know yet. I’m workin’ on it.
Lance: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don’t know how to get down?

- Keith: That’s a very long voyage. And it’s very, very dangerous.
Lance: Don’t worry. I’ll protect you. *smirks*

i made a new hq!! love child because i have no self control and i just??? love him so much???? he’s the son of iwaizumi and oikawa and he couldn’t get any more perfect like– here’s the lowdown

-literal Boyfriend Material™

-“have you ever seen a man so beautiful you started crying?”

-loves dogs. basically is a dog (he’s a good boy). has a dog, a male black lab named Shiro. Kaoru thought he was being clever

-has the softest hair in the world

-his smile can cure terminal illness, lift droughts, and bring about world peace

-has a fan club. is totally unaware of its existence. will laugh if you tell him “lol sure, whatever u say”

-“Captain Bara-Arms”

-thighs can crush a watermelon

-his spike and serve will 10/10 rip your arms off. he’s the hulk

-doesn’t understand sarcasm

-literally The Most Charismatic Man in the World™

-bad at math but Always Tries His Best

-his birthday is May the 4th be with you. also loves star wars and knows every piece of trivia there is about the movies and the extended universe, don’t try him

i just. i have a lot of feelings about this boy right now im sorry

Girl, I guess {TVD 8x16 Review}

OK guys, this is the last time I will have to warn the TVD fandom about writing in real time! Here it goes: You all know the drill, I write my thoughts in real time which means if I make any mistakes at the beginning of my review, I might have rectified them at the end. This will include: anti-Damon, anti-Delena, anti-Steroline, anti-Bamon, anti-Bonenzo sentiments. It will most likely reference other TV shows including Kdramas and may include observations of the show’s anti-blackness and racism. Are you ready? Let’s. Go. 

1. That SC kiss is still awful. Slow-mo it all you want guys, it’s just going to accentuate how awful it was.

2. Kinda salty that the hotel’s wifi isn’t much better than the data on my phone.

3. Seriously, Vicki and Kelly being in hell makes no sense.

4. “The magic was too much for her” HOW THOUGH? Bonnie did way more strenuous magic in freaking season 2. LIKE?

5. “No no no no no”, Stefan is panicking that Bonnie might be dead and Caroline’s just like, Oh. I know we all talk about how Paul has checked out but what the fuck has Candice been doing?

6. So like why is Elena in a random ass wood in a random ass white bed? Is this what Bonnie’s world looks like? Because I thought it was a rundown Mystic Grill.

7. Nina’s wig is AWFUL.

8. How would Elena seeing Bonnie make Elena think Bonnie is dead though? Like, isn’t it just that if Bonnie dies, Elena wakes up? Who said anything about meeting each other in a random ass forest before Bonnie dies?

9. So Elena doesn’t even blink an eye when Bonnie tells her “I can be with Enzo now”? Like she just accepts that her friend is going to die to be with someone who was an enemy when Elena was awake?

10. How does Enzo have the power to bring Bonnie back to life? Is Enzo an angel? LIKE? Rules DO need to exist, Julie.

11. The look of relief on Stefan’s face when Bonnie wakes up is so nice to see.

12. Vicki, stop talking. I also like how no one has tried to tie her up to keep her from ringing the bell. Just because you can’t kill her doesn’t mean you can’t contain her.

13. “I can’t go back there, you don’t know what it’s like” because the show literally hasn’t shown us anything.

14. How predictable is it that the DE reunion is really a DK reunion, oh! Like season 1 when he thought he was kissing Elena! CLEVER. Like 100 anons came into in my inbox like, I bet it’s Katherine, the moment that reunion aired. Well, at least Damon realized it was Katherine this time, you know, after hugging her and being all, “You’re both OK.”

15. It is so tacky they made her say, “Hello brothers.” Like omg, why isn’t it over yet

16. So Katherine is in Elena’s dress. Is Elena just naked somewhere? And she straightened her hair, like how much time did she have to do this?

17. “Her PHYSICAL body” I do miss seeing Paul and Nina onscreen together again, that “so over it” attitude is very reminiscent of season 2 and the delivery was hilarious.

18. Although this Katherine is a little off, she actually seems a little more unhinged, like the way Nina says, “the devil” in that tone and “Why do you think he wanted you? Because I  wanted you. DUH.” Like this is probably the first time I’ve been like so you’re crazy.

19. I don’t know why but Stefan is making me laugh so far. Damon is all “Dammit Katherine” and Stefan’s HAD IT, he’s just like YO let me stab this bitch “We gotta find, Elena, let’s go” and he LEAVES. Like he’s ready to go into battle. It also makes me feel like it’s Paul rushing to finish a scene like, “It’s the last episode, Ian, let’s GO.”

20. CAROLINE. VAMP SPEED. Walking down the stairs with a teddybear all chill and shit.

21. This is so low energy, Alaric and Caroline should be yelling at the top of their lungs, like if you want me to believe this is life or death then the characters needs to be amped, they need to be scared and frenzied, this feels like any other fight in any other episode.

22. Alaric, seriously, demote Caroline to Auntie because that’s how she acts with those twins anyway.

23. At least Katherine took the time to dress Elena in a shirt, a cardigan and jeans. It’s very thoughtful of her.

24. Me at Stefan’s face when he sees Elena on the ground:

25. So Katherine’s hair is suddenly curly again? Does she have superpowers?

26. Oh great. The fact that Katherine said Elena would choose Stefan over Damon just confirms that Elena will in fact choose Damon over Stefan. Just had to spit in the SErs’ faces one last time, I guess.

27. Lol watch Katherine actually be Silas getting into everyone’s heads and voicing their deepest fears. Again.

28. I want to feel something about this SC scene but I’m legit bored. “Please, please don’t make me leave you, please,” was sweet. That’s about it.

29. Like I’ve seen Stefan emotionally distraught at having to part ways with Elena:

and I know SErs are upset over the “I love you so much” but it’s not this:

30. It really doesn’t feel like the “world” is coming to an end, everyone is actually pretty chill. Like the season 2 finale of Buffy was the world ending (again) and everyone is freaking the fuck out:

and this is just like, Elena is unconscious, Matt allows Vicki to ring a bell that will bring hellfire and there’s the slowest evacuation in the world. We don’t even see randoms freaking out in the street. Whatever.

31. Of course Bonnie is staying behind.

32. “Downtown Mystic Falls”, I mean I guess. As the crow flies? WHO WROTE THIS. You are NOT in Lord of the Rings.

33. So I’m confused about this plan, Bonnie is going to redirect hell fire through the tunnels away from MF into hell … so these tunnels lead into hell? Bonnie knows where hell is? The fire won’t destroy the tunnels?

34. Aw, Paul is acting! But yeah his speech to Damon is meh because Damon doesn’t deserve shit.

35. Considering that vampire blood can’t work on people who have ingested the cure, why would compulsion?

36. Why would I care about a Donovan family reunion?

37. So Grams is still around even though the Other Side is gone?

38. Bonnie pulled a Gandalf. “You shall not pass.”

39. Sorry, it was supposed to be a powerful scene but like nah.

40. So a bunch of black women who I’m guessing are the Bennett clan are pushing the hell fire away to protect a town that does not acknowledge their existence. Mmkay.

41. “He’s the better man, he’s the right man.” LOL EXCEPT NOT. HOW? Because he was FINALLY willing to sacrifice himself after almost two centuries?

42. He probably whispered something about loving Caroline to Elena.

43. I feel like I’m supposed to be sad that Stefan is dead but like I’ve seen this coming for a while.

44. LOL Magic School/Hogwarts where Jeremy teaches, this is SO BAD.

45. I’m sorry but these “peaces” just look like individual prison worlds.

What an AWFUL series finale, like it was SO BAD. I can’t even, I mean it’s laughably bad but like THIS is how you’re ending a supernatural series? WHAT DID I JUST WATCH? Nothing happened! Stefan sacrifices himself to make sure Katherine’s in hell when the fire comes but he dies when the fire goes through the tunnels so why wouldn’t Katherine just be dead if they kept her tied down in the tunnels when the fire came? And then Caroline and Alaric open a boarding school for magical kids in which Jeremy teaches for absolutely no reason and Klaus is a donor because why not and Vicki finally achieves nothingness except nothingness is peace with Tyler somewhere even though Tyler basically treated her like trash and the Other Side is gone so how they’re still watching the living is beyond me. And then Bonnie travels the world and that somehow makes her happy as if she hadn’t traveled before. Matt got a bench, good for you Matt. And Elena goes to med school and has a happy life with Damon we don’t see and then they die and each of them spend their peace not with each other and it ends. Like … why tho? How does this make sense as ending? I should’ve been drunk for this. Plus side is, Stefan has still only called Elena the love of his life.

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Genre : unhealthy relationships. Married Au. A bit of an asshole yoongi. But he has his reasons.  

Rating : Mature.

part 2/?

“I want a divorce”.

Yoongi stared at me, his gaze steady and not even all that surprised. 

He finished knotting his tie and grabbed his jacket, still looking completely exhausted and unconcerned.

“That’s not going to happen. my father would never allow it.”

“i don’t care about your father!” i said angrily. 

“do you want me to apologize for being born as a Min, Y/N?  I’m sorry. I’m sorry about everything. That’s all I can say. divorce isn’t an option. My parents would never agree. They’ll threaten to destroy everything I’ve built up over the years and i can’t risk that. I’ll stay out of your way. You  don’t have to see me if you don’t want to. i understand you don’t want to be with me but that’s all i can do for you.  Because this marriage isn’t ending. “

“You’re being unfair..” i choked out.

“i’m not. And just so you know, nothing’s changed. i’m still the man you married. i’ll ask jiyeon to leave today if that’s what bothers you so much. … you don’t have to worry about her.” 

and the way he made it sound, like it was my fault for wanting her gone. like it was perfectly reasonable for a man to have a wife and an ex fiancee who wasn’t even an ex in the first place. 

“How can you say that? Everything’s changed. She’s the one you want.!!” 

His eyes flared with annoyance. 

“I won’t break our marriage vows.” He said sharply, making me want to punch him in the face. 

“You broke every vow you made to me!” i snapped back. 

He rolled his eyes. 

“you’re being dramatic.  i never cheated on you. Never will.  so stop looking at me like that.”  

 But she works with you. don’t act as if you can’t have an affair with her is you wanted to. even if you did , your parents wouldn’t really mind would they? they would let you do as you please, as long as you made sure your stupid, helpless wife stayed by your side. 

“I hate you.” i snapped , momentarily meaning it. 

He sighed. 

“i won’t tell you not to. Like i said,  I can only apologize.” 

“ i don’t want your damn apology.” 

He stayed quiet and the urge to reach out and claw at him, to demand something, anything was so strong that i had to clench my fists on my knees, just to keep myself from launching myself at him.

why did he look so calm and composed? Had he not cared about me at all? Not even an ounce? After everything i’d done for him! i had never been frugal with giving myself to him.

My body, my soul … everything.

i thought of all the nights i would sit in front of the TV watching reports about accidents or tragedies. About young children abused, about them being hurt by nameless monsters and how i would wonder if yoongi was helping that kid right that moment, using his clever surgeon hands to sew them back together.

and i thought of how he would come home in the wee hours of the morning, hair stuck up in all directions, eyes wild from being awake for more than 30 hours, his body haggard from fighting against death and pain and how he would practically crumble into my arms in the bed.

and i would try to comfort him , letting him curl into my arms when he was tired. Stroking his hair as he tossed and turned sleeplessly, kissing away his tears when he lost a particularly young patient despite his best efforts.

How could someone not reciprocate even a little bit?

Was it so difficult , to love me? What did i do wrong?

but then, it didn’t matter anymore, did it? it was time to be a big girl now. Cut my losses, don’t look back . if he didn’t love me that was okay.

he could at least just….

“ Let me go.” I whispered out loud

. yoongi sighed and turned around before stepping close and kneeling in front of me. I stared at him, his hands reaching out to brush back my hair and i stiffened..

“it’s.. it’s not that simple.” He said finally and i pulled away from his touch.

“why not? i want to leave and it’s obvious you don’t want me here!”

“i never said i don’t want you here. stop putting words in my mouth. “ He frowned.

I laughed in disbelief.

“Yes.. all you said was that you’re in love with another woman. “ i cried out.

“I never said that either. I told you that i was in love with her, the last time i saw her. I don’t know anymore, okay? I haven’t thought about her in… a long time and I’m married to you now. That changes things. “ He said stiltedly and it only made the blood boil inside my veins.

“Oh poor you!  Two women to choose from , what a pitiful fate… “ i scoffed. “ you’re insufferable. You never treated me like a wife , and so far, I’ve put up with all the awful stuff you put me through. But it ends now. i want out. i want a divorce.  it’s that simple.” i hissed.

his jaw tightened and he stood back up, eyes going oddly cold.

“ it’s not ! If it was, we would have divorced a long time back, Y/N. if it was, i never would have married you in the first place. This is my family we’re talking about. You think you can walk out of this marriage that easily? “ there’s no cruelty in his tone, just a level headed rationality that makes me angrier.

“Stop calling it a damn marriage! it was never a marriage it was a bloody business deal! a contract !! Your family hated me!! You hated me!! ”

Something seemed to snap inside him . he reached out without warning and gis fingers closed over my throat, cutting off air and choking me. i gasped and clawed at his wrists till he let go, only to grip both my arms, so hard that i knew there would be bruises. 

i whimpered as he yanked me close, till my face was inches from his. 

“Damn right, i hated you ! “ he snarled, eyes blazing , “ because i had to pay for everything that your incompetent , cheat of a father did ! He was the one who didn’t know when to stop being greedy! He gambled away everything you had and landed in prison and just because my father didn’t want to see his friend’s family begging on the streets , he let you marry me! so , don’t forget that if it weren’t for me and my family, you would likely be a whore in the -”

he stopped, blinking and biting his lips but the words were as clear as if he had said them out loud. 

 whore in the streets. 

I felt tears spring out, hurt permeating the deepest reaches of my soul as I went limp in his arms.

He swore and drew me close.

“Fuck.. i didn’t.. that’s not what i mean.. Y/N… I’m sorry, baby…i didn’t mean that. You know i didn’t…i got carried away, please don’t…”  

I pushed him away. 

“Get out.” I said , voice shaking horribly. 

He stared at me. 

“I care about you. you’re still my wife. That hasn’t changed.” He said uselessly, like the words even held any meaning anymore. 

and then he was shrugging on his jacket, grabbing the pristine white coat and his stethoscope , reaching forward and actually pressing a  kiss  to my forehead before turning on his heel and leaving. 

i almost drowned in the scent of his cologne, musky and woody pine and my toes curled in pleasure. 

And the body and heart caved, i thought miserably,  even when the mind knew what utter foolishness it was to love this man. 

i felt my shoulders drop in stunned disbelief. 

As i sat there, feeling a bit like someone had taken a vial full of icy despair and injected it straight into my veins, the cold seeping to the furthest reaches of my body, i wondered if this was it. 

i curled into the bed and with shaking fingers , i pressed my palm against my stomach. and I knew, i just knew that there was life inside there. i was carrying his baby, I knew it. Because it felt like I was feeling than my share of pain. 


"Well, i’m surprised you haven’t been to the doctor before, you’re nearly eleven weeks pregnant.” Namjoon wrinkled his nose in reproach as he scribbled furiously into the notepad. 

And the matter of fact tone just made me sink deeper into the chair. So, it was official. My life was over. I tried to dredge up the excitement that had been there, at the prospect of a baby , before I’d learned about jiyeon and Yoongi. but it wasn’t there anymore. 

“Yoongi doesn’t know. Please don’t tell him.” i said dully and he glanced up at me sharply. 

“that’s.. probably not going to happen. i report to him. He’s going to  have to sign off on your file when i’m done with the ultrasound. There’s no way you’re going to hide it from him. “

And this is what happened when you didn’t think straight. i was an idiot. Why had i even come here? It was yoongi’s hospital. 

But it wasn’t an option. 

yoongi’s chauffeur was fiercely loyal to my mother in law and i knew that he always reported to her about anywhere i went .

it would have raised suspicions if i wanted to go to another hospital when my husband actually owned the biggest one in Seoul. 

“come on, Y/N. Put on your gown and we’ll get this going.” Namjoon said cheerfully. 

it was over quickly and I waited outside while Namjoon typed up the report . i sat on the uncomfortable benches, staring at some of the other patients. i had put on a simple white blouse and a pink skirt , nothing fancy and i noticed that most of the women were dressed in plaid and work clothes. they looked happy , however, some of them even accompanied by husbands, who fuzzed around them with whispers of , “ yeobo, do you want more water… “ , “ Yeobo do your legs hurt..” 

I sighed, staring back at the wall. I supposed they were happy, being able to share something amazing together. i placed a tentative palm on my own tummy, which had just began to curve out , barely visible over the loose clothing i wore. i felt apologetic more than anything as I thought of my baby. 

He or she really didn’t deserve such awful parents. 

About ten minutes later, a pretty looking nurse came out with a hard bound file and she gave me a wide smile. 

“Ah! Mrs. Y/L/N ! Are you ready? We can have a final consult with Dr. Min and you’ll be free to go.” ( A/N : i understand that Koreans do not change their surnames after marriage ) 

I felt my eyes bug out in shock.

“Wait-what?! no.. i.. i mean… I don;t have to meet him.. right?” I stuttered out in a panic. 

the nurse frowned.

“Well, it’s protocol. Dr. Min always meets all the new mothers, especially if it’s your first time at the hospital and you haven’t had a kid before. it;s nothing serious, he just likes to keep you well informed and comfortable. He’s a great doctor. everyone loves him.”

 ugh, Min yoongi !! 

I groaned. 

“But isn’t there another doctor? What about.. what about, Dr. Jeon? isn’t he in the dept too?” i said desperately. 

she hesitated. 

“Dr. jeon is a resident. He’ll be there with Dr. yoongi though. Dr. Yoongi’s actually one of the best…”

“i know.. i know.. the best doctors in the world, i know…” i rolled my eyes. 

“oh, come on.. is this because he’s really young and handsome? Don’t worry, Miss. Dr Yoongi has a beautiful wife and he is always turning down even coffee breaks . He loves his wife very much. He won’t hit on you.” she winked playfully. 

i shut my eyes in exhaustion. 

“i… fine. just… which way is it?”


 When i stepped into the air conditioned office that was Yoongi’s personal consulting room, he wasn’t there. oh , he was , but he was behind the small partition that cordoned off a part of the room. 

jung kook was sitting in the chair next to Yoongi’s plush leather one and he went slack jawed when he saw me.

“uh.. boss… You should probabaly get out here.” He said softly as i took the small chair used for patients.

Yoongi’s voice from behind the curtain made my jaw tighten. 

“what’s wrong? I thought it was a routine pre natal check up.”

“uh…” Jung kook stared at me and mouthed a silent ,  does he know? 

i shook my head bleakly and the younger kid went into silent guffaws, shoulders shaking as he giggled into clenched fists. 

i smiled grudgingly. it was funny when taken out of context, 

“Well, it is, Patient is 24, first time mother. “

“what’s the due date ? 9th of March. isn’t that your birthday hyung?” jung kook smiled brightly. 

Yoongi chuckled.

“Guess the kid is going to be like me, then.” 

The curtains rustled and yoongi stepped out, the smile freezing on his face as his eyes went wide with shock. He saw me, his eyes fixing on my face and his mouth opening in alarm. 

“Y/n…?” His jaw went slack. 

“I really hope my baby  isn’t anything like you, doctor.” i said sharply. 

Yoongi swallowed. jung kook chortled . 

“Jung kook, please.” He said and Jung kook smiled apologetically  before winking and leaving, carefully closing the door behind him. 

I stayed perfectly still while Yoongi took the seat that was his, still looking shell shocked. 

“ i.. this… how long have you known?” He cleared his throat. i almost shook, surprised and thrown by the gentle warmth in his gaze , the way his arm reached out, like he wanted to hold my hand.  

It’s an illusion. He looks like a dream, but he’s just misery in human form. Don’t be fooled again. 

“I’m your patient. Please don’t ask me anything that isn’t protocol.” I said coolly, willing myself not to start bawling. 

Yoongi sighed.

“i already apologized for-”

“I’m leaving…” i made to get up but he quickly gripped my wrists.

“Okay.. fine. Fine. i’ll give you space, If you don’t want to talk about it then fine. that’s fine. just… are you nauseous?” He said casually, slipping into doctor mode easily. 

i shook my head.

“i was.. but now i’m not.” I shrugged.

“i see. Well, you’re almost finishing up on your first semester. i’ll be prescribing a few more supplements and vitamins. Be sure to take them. Are you hurting anywhere? Back? legs?”

I shook my head. 

He nodded and signed off on the file, pushing it to me. 

“that’s good. everything seems to be fine. you can give this to the nurse and she’ll fill in the prescriptions for you. Next appointment is two weeks from now. . Although, next time, i would advice you to come with your husband.” He said softly. 

i glared at him. 

“Excuse me?”

“Fathers play an important role in the pregnancy as well. He’s probably really excited at the thought of having a child.  I think he would like to hear about his child too.” He said softly, something soft in his gaze and I clenched my teeth in anger.

 how dare he…he had no right to say such things… nor right to make me feel this way….

  “ His father’s dead to me.” I said sharply, grabbing the file and standing up.

 Yoongi flinched like i’d physically slapped him and the mask on his face slipped a little. He half stood, eyes begging me to understand as he reached out for me. 

“Y/N.. please …” 

“Good bye Dr. Min.” i turned on my heel and walked out, slamming the door shut behind me. 


 To Be continued. 

the thing i love about skam is just how much POVs matter.

i remember when the “passe på meg” clip aired in s3, and we found out that even had seen isak on the first day of school, that he’d had an interest in isak since the first day of school, and that he’d gone to kosegruppa specifically to meet isak. up until then, it had seemed more like isak pursuing even, in the sense of isak being more captivated by even than even was of isak. and that was the point. because we saw things through isak’s eyes, not even’s. if we had seen it through even’s eyes, we would have understood just how much even had been pursuing isak since the very beginning (and when you go back and watch those clips with that knowledge now, it totally makes sense).

up until now, sana has been painted as this incredibly fierce, strong, unapologetic girl who doesn’t tolerate any kind of ignorance. she’s consistently portrayed as confident and outspoken throughout the past three seasons. then BAM. s4 airs, we’re seeing things from her perspective, and there’s this dramatic shift, almost instantly. 

she’s still the same sana. she stares down the woman on the bus. she snaps at vilde when vilde won’t shut up about how much sex she’s having and corrects her when vilde says “you can’t have sex”. she tells the girls that she thinks it’s their responsibility to tell noora about william’s new girlfriend considering william won’t tell her himself. these are all very sana-like traits. 

but now, we see just how much she has to put up with, too. it’s the more subtle things. the rushing to silence her phone when she was on the bus because shit shit shit, it’ll freak some people out. the fact that yes, her friends ordered another pizza without any pork on it, but the meat was still haram. but it was a kind gesture of them to think of it in the first place, right? so she doesn’t complain, she just silently picks the meat off, not wanting to seem ungrateful despite the fact that really, don’t they know by now?

and then we have the texts, too. the girls want to go out and get drunk, and we all know sana loves to party, that she doesn’t need to drink to have fun, but they were all going to the park specifically to sit around and drink all day. vilde, saying all of the other girls have had boyfriends except her when, okay, sana chooses not to have one (whereas vilde clearly desperately wanted a boyfriend), but it’s this subtle little exclusion. all of you have had boyfriends apart from me. well, no, actually. sana hasn’t.

and it’s so subtle. things that we would only get from seeing life through her eyes. but it’s chipping away at her, bit by bit, these little instances of being excluded, of her friends not quite getting it. and it’s so heartbreaking to see, but so, so clever, too. because suddenly i just feel like we - like the characters on the show - have misjudged sana completely. she’s still strong, she’s still fierce. but she swallows a lot down, too. she’s hurting more than we originally thought. she feels more misunderstood than we originally thought. and i am so impressed that in a clip that was less than 8 minutes long, we have already seen a completely different side to sana than we got throughout the last 3 seasons.

“No, wait- what if someone sees?” 

“Stuey, I thought you wanted to be the next Banksy?” 

“Yeah, but not here. And you… like… have to do cool cryptic shit. Politics. Stuff like that. You have to be clever.”

“I am being clever.”

“No, you’re not! You’re just… You’re just writing ‘Cameron shags pigs’ over and over again.”

So, I decided to draw a scene from the fic I’m writing at the moment

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Top 10 Movies Everyone Should Watch (For Anonymous).

I don’t know if anyone wants to know why I chose each of these movies but I will write a little bit about why anyway, to defend my choice, if nothing else.

10. Requiem for a Dream (2000)

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This movie looks at addiction. It’s kind of brutal on your emotions and got to me quite a lot but it’s one of those movies that needs to make you feel like that. It’s upsetting but it’s a very good movie.

9. Secret Window (2004)

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I haven’t watched this in a while, but if it’s as good as I remember it being then it is rightfully on this list. A very good adaption of the Stephen King story. A very interesting, mysterious kind of movie.

8. Inception (2010)

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This is a great movie, and even if it wasn’t, the scene pictured above makes it worth watching alone. The idea behind this is unique and it is so so so gripping. A lot of people are confused by it but I don’t think that’s a downside; it’s a very well thought out movie and if you are confused by it, I don’t think you’d at all mind re-watching it.

7. The Machinist (2004)

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This movie is very clever. The foreshadowing used in it is superb and It keeps you guessing until the very end. It ended up being a lot more moving than I initially expected it to be.

6. Filth (2013)

People may say I just like this movie because it’s set in Scotland and that’s where I live but I think this movie was absolutely fantastic regardless of that. It was advertised as a comedy but, though it is darkly hilarious at parts, it is not a comedy. This movie will get to you. It literally left me with my jaw hanging in the cinema and stayed with me for a long time after I watched it. James Mcavoy’s acting in it is also brilliant. Definitely, definitely worth watching. A fantastic movie.
It is released on DVD in the UK on February 10th.

5. Donnie Darko (2001)

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This was the first movie I ever saw that made me think and totally changed the way I looked at movies. It really moved me when I first watched it at the age of twelve and it still moves me when I watch it. It’s mysterious and dark and interesting and haunting: a great movie.

4. Memento (2000)

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This movie will fuck with you. I would probably say this movie is a masterpiece. It’s filmed in a fantastic way, and I don’t want to say too much about it but I have never seen another movie where everything was so different from what it seemed. Very unpredictable.

3. American Psycho (2000)

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This is a strange movie. I don’t think it got it’s point across as well as the novel did but it also isn’t as stomach-wrenchingly vile as parts of the novel was so that’s good. This movie is actually quite funny but it makes a much deeper, darker statement, it’s very enjoyable to watch and is very thought-provoking. It is different from the novel but is in no way disappointing. A fantastic movie from a fantastic book. Patrick Bateman is also, oddly, a very likable character, and Christian Bale plays him brilliantly.

2. The Butterfly Effect (2004)

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This was the first movie that ever really, really fucked with me, and it’s still the movie that fucks with me the most. Watch the director’s cut. This movie will take you on an emotional roller-coaster and will stay on your mind for a long time after you watch it but it is so worth it.
This is 100% a movie that everyone should watch.

1. Fight Club (1999)

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And, of course, here it is: Fight Club.
I don’t care if this is cliche. Fight Club is the greatest movie I have ever seen and probably always will be. Every second of this movie is enjoyable to watch. I don’t think I can adequately explain why this movie is so great so I’m not going to insult it by trying, but I will say this: this movie changed my life, and if you don’t ever watch it, you are truly missing out.
“It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we are free to do anything.”

Well thanks to anyone who read this, and please don’t insult my chosen movies; I know there are so many more amazing movies that aren’t on this list but I could only choose 10.

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Today is my birthday.

I wanted to take a moment to look back and see how far I’ve come. Starting in high school, I remember being a “failure”. I used to be addicted to video games and my grades starting to become really bad. It reached a point where my teacher looked my parents dead in their eyes and told them I wouldn’t be able to go in any university with these grades. I saw my own mother having tears, being disappointed and angry at me.

After that day, my whole life changed. I’ve reduced my time spent on video games and started studying. My last two years of high school, I became the first of my class and were able to start studying computer science in university. After I obtained my Master’s degree, my parents told me that some family members thought early one that I would end up being a failure and start drug dealing. They assumed this because I was a shy kid who wasn’t as clever as the other ones.

So when I hear people complaining or being negative about a situation, that makes me laugh. Because even when my own family didn’t believe in me, I found a way to make it happen. I didn’t make for them though, I made it so I can make my mother proud and never see that same look of disappointment I experienced 10 years ago.