ok so im new and confused about the mullet man meme so would you mind filling me in?
I had this radical character named Scott who was basically my interpretation of Phone Guy from FNAF
Anyway, everyone thought his design was cute and especially adored his stupid 80s mullet. So his nickname turned into the “mullet man.”
One night, lil Bacon, (That’s me) got super bored and watched a bunch of YouTube videos. Lil Bacon ended up stumbling across that old commercial with the 1-800-CONTACTS.
Being the wise comedian, lil Bacon made a parody comic-wise involving the Mullet Man. But instead of the famous phrase of the commercial, “I have special eyes,” Bacon changed it to, “I have special hair.” (Cause y'know Scott’s mullet was radical and everybody loved it)
Bacon channeled their wonderful, humorous art skills into one specific panel of the comic and ended up making a fucking face that pretty much resembled handsome Squidward from that one episode of SpongeBob, except drew it on Mullet Man’s face. And APPARENTLY everyone thought it looked fucking HILARIOUS.
Then a beautiful bae known as songg-bird-ess ABUSED that specific picture and pasted it literally EVERYWHERE like a fucking MEME. IT GOT SO HORRENDOUSLY OUT OF CONTROL. I’M TALKING ABOUT CLOGGING DASHBOARDS, PEOPLE CHANGING ICONS AS THE MULLET MEME, FUNDING MONEY TO MAKE THE MEME INTO SHIRTS- IT WAS TERRIBLE.
So it haunts lil Bacon everyday, because ever so often someone reblogs the original comic and the fucking meme starts up again.