i thought hufflepuffs were particularly good finders

anonymous asked:

nursey/dex harry potter movie marathons? hogwarts houses? taking patronus quizzes? does dex relate to ron? do they debate over dumbledore? just...Nurse and Dex and Harry Potter. ((there is a harry potter marathon on rn and I'm curious about your thoughts on this))

  • harry potter movie marathons are SUCH a thing
  • nursey is 100% a hufflepuff and damn proud of it
    • he’s seen “a very potter musical” but he’s not sure if dex has or if it’s something dex would find funny so he doesn’t say anything until they’re talking abt how he’s a hufflepuff and dex is like “is it bc you’re a particularly good finder?” and nursey is like “!!!!! YES”
  • dex is conflicted bc he always thought he was a gryffindor but he took the pottermore test and got slytherin
    • nursey: i mean technically if you had the sorting hat on you would ask it to go to gryffindor so you would be in gryffindor
    • dex: ok true but WHAT IF I BELONG IN SLYTHERIN
    • nursey: william albus severus poindexter, you were named after two headmasters of hogwarts -
    • dex: SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • dex’s patronus is some kind of dog, nursey’s is a dolphin
    • nursey is excited bc he can make dolphin noises and this gives him a perfect excuse to do it
  • dex actually relates to hermione more than he relates to ron bc like… he gets valuing your education and wanting to know all the information and being thrown into a new environment. she’s his fave.
  • nursey’s in agreement that hermione is the best character, but his is more based on how fucking badass book hermione is
  • they don’t debate on dumbledore bc they both agree. actually the first time they watch harry potter together when dumbledore comes on screen nursey is like “whatta dick” and then dex is like “RIGHT THOUGH? RIGHT????” and then they spend the whole movie talking abt every shitty thing dumbledore did
  • dex’s favorite hp is chamber of secrets
  • nursey’s favorite is prisoner of azkaban
  • one time they get a lil drunk and make an ordered list of hogwart’s most attractive students
    • “dean thomas is first.” “fucking obviously, poindexter.”
  • they always end up making out when they watch it, but nursey always has to stop and turn it off bc “it’s hashtag awks to have your tongue in my mouth while cedric diggory is being murdered by voldemort, babes.”