i think you've got it bad

  • ---Outside Keith's Room---
  • Lance: Hey, Keith? Buddy, you in there?
  • Keith: Go away Lance.
  • Lance: //Enters anyway//
  • ---Inside Keith's Room---
  • Keith: I don't want to talk Lance, just leave me alone ok?
  • Lance: Hey, nobody's seen you since breakfast, who said anything about talking? I came to make sure you hadn't died or something.
  • Keith: ....
  • Lance: But we could always talk since I'm here now anyway. //Sits on the bed//
  • Keith: Lance-
  • Lance: C'mon man, everyone's worried about you. You barely show your face around the castle, and whenever you do you avoid everyone like you're on some kind of stealth mission.
  • Keith: //Scoffs// Nobody is worried about me, and I'm not avoiding everyone... I just...
  • Lance: //Frowns// Keith, we're a team, if you're upset, we all feel it. The whole team's out of whack. Just talk to me - despite what Pidge might have told you, I am great with feelings and junk.
  • Keith: I don't - It's just - Ugh, it's just easier not to see everyone judging me, and hating me if I'm not around them, ok?! I don't care what you say, I've seen the way they look at me - and I look normal now, but what if it gets worse? What if I do start going purple? Or I sprout fur or something stupid like that. How would they look at me then? I'd be just another Galra....... Lance, I don't think I should be on the team anymore.
  • Lance: Wait what? Are you kidding! You think you should be off the team? The team that the Red Lion chose you for? That's crazy! Keith, you've saved everyone's butts loads of times, what would we do without you? How would we form Voltron? And you know, keep the universe safe?
  • Keith: You'd find someone else-
  • Lance: There is no one else Keith! *You're* the Red Paladin. So what if you're Galra? ... Well, sure, there's the whole being a member of the race that's 'trying to take over the universe, destroy entire civilisations and trying to kill us all the time' thing but-
  • Keith: Great, that makes me feel much better.
  • Lance: Well when I say it like that it sounds bad, but that's not all you are. You're Keith first, before any of all that. It's just been a bit of a shock - it's raw you know? Everyone will come to terms with it, trust me... Like I don't know if you've noticed, but Hunk's pretty much got an alien girlfriend
  • Keith: What?
  • Lance: Sure, nobody's judging. And we've all seen Shiro's badass glowing arm thing - also Galra I might add. Does it make us think any less of him? No way! And I'm also convinced Pidge is part computer, I just don't have any proof yet.
  • Keith: //Smiles//
  • Lance: Allura's probably gonna take a little longer than the rest of us, but she's still hurting, and hey, she's like over 10,000 years old, she just needs to get with the times. Like, Galra Keith? Whatever, am I right?
  • Keith: ...... //Chuckles// Thanks Lance.
  • Lance: So don't worry, just come back to the team, we miss you. We've all got our little hang ups and stuff, so it's ok
  • Keith: Yeah, everyone except you - you're perfect
  • Lance: Uh-
  • Keith: - ! //Flustered//
  • Lance: //Flustered as hell//
  • Chat: the only thing Plagg eats is Camembert and now everything I own smells like cheese
  • Volpina: you think you've got it bad? Trixx refuses to eat anything but raw chicken. I have raw chicken scraps sitting in my clothes, my room, my bed... My schoolbag!
  • Queen Bee: ha. you suck. MY Kwami eats everything honey, which means everything smells beautiful and yummy.
  • Chat: ladybug what about you
  • Ladybug:
  • Ladybug:
  • Ladybug: my Kwami eats literally anything why are yours so picky
  • Alex: You've just got to tell Annabeth and Percy.
  • Magnus: That we lost Estelle?
  • Alex: Well, I wouldn't say that first.
  • Magnus: What would you say first?
  • Alex: How about "Hey, you'll never guess what happened..."

anonymous asked:

Idk if you've already have a meta/ answered a question like this, but do you have any idea why Izuku calls Bakugou "Kacchan" and Bakugou doesn't consider it childish or overly familiar??

haha, i think they’re just used to it

it’s not like it’s a degrading nickname or anything, it’s just something Izuku calls Bakugou. i’m betting that he couldn’t say “Katsuki” when they were kids, so Izuku said “Kacchan” instead. and Izuku’s been calling Bakugou that since before things between them got bad; before Bakugou got his quirk, before he started calling Izuku “Deku,” before Bakugou fell and Izuku treid to hep; before all of it. 

it’s just something that’s stuck for all these years. i think Bakugou just got used to it, and it never even occurred to Izuku to stop, because it became something so normal for them. i’m not even sure it registers for either anymore. it just… is.

also, Bakugou doesn’t really seem to mind nicknames?? degrading or otherwise. hell, he doesn’t even really seem to take insulting comments all that personally.

Bakugou is easy to piss off, but that’s because he just has a short fuse. most of the time, it’s all bark and no bite.

when it comes down to it, negative comments like this don’t actually bug him that much. because once you’re at the top, comments like that don’t mean anything, because you’ve already proven them wrong with being at the top in the first place. 

when you’re at the top, it doesn’t matter what other people say. because once you’re at the top, you’ve already beaten them all.

also, Tsuyu calls Bakugou “Lil’ Baku” (or Baku-chan? idk something really cute). 

Bakugou isn’t in this scene, but i’m sure she’s called him this to his face before. she’s not the type to hesitate about what she says. however, if something she said that truly bothered someone, i’m sure she’d stop. Tsuyu’s very considerate like that.

since she keeps calling him Lil’ Baku, it seems like it doesn’t honestly bother him. plus, it’s a term of affection. she only calls friends and people she cares about by nicknames. it may be cute, but it’s not a degrading nickname, it’s an endearing one.

back to “Kacchan,” the only time the nickname seems to bug him is during the invasion in the woods. 

and, well, they’re currently being attacked by villains, they were just given permission to attack, and then Bakugou was told he, specifically, shouldn’t fight because the villains are after HIM, and all in all it’s been a REALLY bad day for him. and now he’s got a voice screaming “KACCHAN” over and over again in his head.

i think he was more annoyed with everything else that was happening all at once, specifically involving him, and the annoying voice in his head yelling “KACCHAN” isn’t exactly helping. 

plus, since it’s “Kacchan,” that means Izuku is somehow involved in all this. that means Izuku is involved with why he shouldn’t fight, and is trying to protect him again, and Bakugou really doesn’t take well to being protected or thougtht of as helpless. 

so yeah, i think he’s less annoyed with the nickname, and more annoyed with the fact that he can’t fight, Izuku’s association, and the implication that he needs protection.

interestingly tho, he does seem take insults to people he respects/considers friends rather personally. 

for example, when Kaminari called Ochako a fragile little girl, he got quiet and angry and asked back, “Where do you see fragile?”

yeah, he got angry and yelled in the scene before, but that’s just him being himself. however, he took the second comment about Ochako being weak personally, because he respects her and she’s strong. she’s proven this herself during their fight.

it’s one of the few times he verbally defends someone. 

another example of Bakugou getting angry over people he cares about/respects getting insulted is during the provisional License arc. 

Kaminari makes a point of saying how Seiji’s words are really bugging someone; that they sting. he doesn’t say who exactly, but Seiji assumes Kaminari is talking about himself.

in the next panel, Kaminari makes it explicitly clear that he’s not talking about himself, while throwing one of Bakugou’s grenades. it’s a visual cue to give the audience an idea of who he’s talking about.

which is, again, Bakugou.

Bakugou lost his temper and got reckless when he finally couldn’t take Seiji’s insulting comments about the UA students anymore. he got angry, and jumped in, and ended up captured by Seiji’s quirk. 

immediately after this is when he gets captured.

this is interesting to note, because Bakugou is known for keeping a calm head even during battles, regardless of anger or rage. 

but here he acted recklessly. maybe it’s because he feels guilty about class 1A getting reprimanded because he got kidnapped and Seiji is calling them all worthless, maybe it’s because Kirishima, specifically, was captured and insulted. maybe his guilt at All Might retiring is coming into the mix. he’s got a lot of emotional issues at this time, after all.

either way, Seiji wasn’t insulting just Bakugou. he was insulting everyone at UA, including his classmates; including Kaminari and Kirishima. and finally, he just couldn’t take the insults anymore. it’s those that finally set him off, and those that caused him to jump in recklessly.

this scene is specifically designed for the audience to see the good in Bakugou, and how it’s Seiji’s comments that pushed him to act as he did. 

that’s what Kaminari meant when he said that those comments sting. that’s why Horikoshi had Kaminari say that in the first place, to make that point clear.

Bakugou does care about Kaminari and Kirishima. especially Kirishima; he actually calls him by his name, and repaid Kirishima the money he used on the rescue mission because he felt guilty. Bakugou doesn’t call Kaminari by his name, but i do think he considers him a friend. at least, someone he doesn’t hate. 

he intentionally used less powerful attacks, and put himself at a disadvantage,  in order to protect Kaminari and Kirishima.

Bakugou shows his affection in a really backhanded and round about way, because that’s really all he knows. but that’s how he shows it.

he never really gets truly angry when people call him degrading things or insults him. sure, he gets mad and tells them to shut up, but that’s pretty much it. that’s because he aims to be Number One, and being Number One means you’ve already proven yourself. dumb comments that people throw your way won’t mean anything, because you’ve already proven them wrong. 

but he does take comments about people he cares about or respects personally. it’s kinda interesting. in reference to himself, insulting comments don’t bug him. in reference to people he respects, it does. it’s subtle, but it’s there, and it absolutely does

related meta: 

anonymous asked:

Hey :) Do you've got any domestic Thiam headcanons?

Theo cannot cook for shit at first. When he first moves into the Dunbar residence he starts three fires trying to cook himself ramen. Liam thinks it hilarious, Theo thinks it’s pretty fair considering he hasn’t had an oven in ten years.  

Liams pretty terrible too. it’s not that he’s bad, I mean, it’s edible but not exactly delicious. Mrs Geyer and Dr Geyer teach Theo to cook. they don’t really mean to but once Theo settles in a bit more he hangs out in the kitchen a lot. It started because he needed somewhere to study where Liam wouldn’t just barge in and start talking to him and he realised that Mrs Geyer would tell Liam off if she caught Liam trying to talk to him while he worked so he just started sitting with them while they prepared dinner. then started helping. He’s still not great but it’s more slightly tastier than the stuff Liam makes so they’re both happy with it.

Liam rolls his eyes at Theo wearing his clothes all the time and will half-heartedly complain but he really loves seeing Theo in his stuff. Liam mainly wears Theo’s clothes when he’s away, he’ll find a hoodie and pull it on, burying his nose in the collar as he mopes around the house.

Sex everywhere. No room is safe. No surface is clean, if someone went in there house with a UV light it would light up like a pervy Christmas tree.

They both hate waking up and will lie there awake and cuddle in the grumpiest manner imaginable for a good half hour before they finally move.

Theo does most of the cleaning. Liam’s not dirty but he’s just..not as used to picking up after himself. At times Theo wonders if Liam even knows you’re meant to clean the oven or wash the bath. Liam’s idea of tidying seems to be throwing everything into the laundry basket, hoovering and shoving the crap he doesn’t know what to do with in a draw or beneath his bed.

Theo has a bad habit of neglecting things like the need to sleep until he finally just crashes on the closest available surface. Theo can sleep anywhere. Like, at all. Liam’s found him asleep in the shower leaning his head against the wall. He’s tripped over him when he’s fallen asleep on the floor a few times too. Liam doesn’t exactly give Theo a bedtime when he realises but he does lure Theo into bed and then curl around him like an octopus to force him to stay there. Most of the time it works and Theo will fall asleep, sometimes it doesn’t and Liam will wake up to Theo staring at the ceiling mind miles away as thoughts flicker behind his eyes.

They’re honestly such soft assholes when they’re alone. Not in words, they’re still snarky but they touch constantly. Theo will settle his head on Liam’s lap as he plays the newest single player video game. Liam will drop his head on Theo’s chest and pick at Theo’s shirt as they talk about their days.
Theo hooks his chin over Liam’s shoulder and hugs him from behind as they wait for their food to cook.

They’re both comfortable sitting for hours in silence, doing their own thing, if that thing doesn’t involve Theo trying to study but there are also countless nights where they’ll talk until sunrise, voices raspy with sleep as Theo plays with Liam’s fingers. 

After they say it Liam gets into the habit of saying ‘i love you’ every time Theo goes out or vice versa, Theo starts doing it too after a while. Even after arguments, when one of thems storming out fuming they’ll spit out a bitter “i love you” as the door slams closed. they both know all too well how quickly things change and don’t want to risk anything happening to the other without them knowing that even if they’re an asshole they love them.

Seussical in a nutshell
  • jojo: wow nice hat
  • cat: im here now, sO USE YOUR IMAAAAGINATION
  • -
  • horton: wtf who said that. theres only a speck of dust so the logical conclusion is that a miniature person is on that speck. actually a whole lot
  • sour kangaroo: bitch you cray!!!
  • gertrude: damn that elephant fine as hell
  • -
  • dust speck: so anyway horton you were totally right; we're a lost civilization on the brink of war and we're all about to die. Who-dee-who-who-who. Also we're guilting you into being our guardian. Who-who-who.
  • -
  • cat: jojo you're going into the story whether you like it or not
  • mr. and mrs. mayor: jojo you're grounded. no more thinking.
  • jojo: fuck yall i do what i want
  • mr. and mrs mayor: well we obviously don't know how to raise a kid so we're just gonna send you off to the war
  • -
  • horton: well everyone thinks i'm crazy but that's ok because i can imagine that i'm cool
  • jojo: well my parents sent me into the military but that's ok because i can imagine that my family accepts me for who i am
  • horton: yo lmao i hear you down there lets be friends 4 ever
  • -
  • gertrude: ugh i really wanna fuck this elephant but i'm not attractive :/
  • mayzie: bitch u right. go take drugs.
  • gertrude: k. ima go ham tho
  • -
  • wickersham brothers: lmao look at this nerd with that flower. yoink that shiz
  • horton: wtf literally why would u do that there was honestly no need and now i have to search through millions of identical fucking clovers to find my tiny fren jojo
  • -
  • cat: by the way did i mention im a sadist??
  • -
  • gertrude: hey im sexy now wanna get down
  • horton: hush im picking flowers
  • -
  • mayzie: always use a condom kids. horton, watch my egg for me
  • horton: why the fuck would i do that
  • mayzie: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
  • horton: ok ok fine but be back in like an hour
  • mayzie: LMFAO BY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU IN HELL!!
  • -
  • horton: well its winter now and jojo and the Whos are probably dead but i refuse to move my ass off this egg ok it is my My Child now andOH FUCK HUNTERS
  • Cat: by the way did i mention that i'm also a trickster god?
  • -
  • gertrude: oh no im too sexy to fly... sorry horton.. ur ass about to get carted off to the circus :(
  • horton: god this sucks
  • -
  • mayzie: oh hey theres a circus in town and OH SHIT ITS THE GUY I DUMPED THAT KID ON uh hey man im so happy for u... such a big success... performing in a circus!! lucky u!! anyway i gotta go right now immediately so enjoy that egg!
  • horton: Where Is Paradise
  • -
  • jojo: fuck this war im going home to think what i wanna think
  • general schmitz: kid you're walking on a minefield... literally one wrong step and your dea-- ok too late..
  • -
  • cat: oh yes HOW VERY SAD boohoohoohahahaha dont worry jojo isnt actually dead he's just trapped in a nightmare realm filled with Unspeakable Horrors
  • jojo: fuck you cat!!! you've legit been behind everything bad that's happened! why didn't i call you the fuck out earlier!
  • cat: ok damn fine i'll turn on the lights geez...
  • -
  • gertrude: hi horton great to see you again hahaha so um i got all of my Sexiness™ ripped out of my ass one by one so that i could find you (and a whole lot of other shit) but no big deal haha
  • gertrude: oh also i found your dumb clover
  • cat: oh you thought this was gonna be a happy ending right here? you thought wrong
  • sour kangaroo: BITCH WE PUTTING YOU ON TRIAL
  • judje yertle: well horton's definitely crazy and were gonna boil that clover with the dust speck on it in hot oil for literally no other reason but to prove a point
  • horton: so uh guys if you dont wanna die you should probably start screaming
  • mr and mrs mayor: well the combined forces of our entire planet had no effect so we're just gonna put all the pressure on you, jojo, our small son, who only a few moments ago we thought was dead.
  • jojo: *gibberish*
  • sour kangaroo: well i heard that shit!
  • everyone: hooray!
  • egg: henlo fatgher i am Elyphant Birb
  • horton: wtf
  • gertrude: eh, we'll make it work
  • -
  • -

anonymous asked:

What's the pettiest thing you've ever done? :P

ummmm last semester my professor was talking about how people on their phones during lecture would most likely get a bad mark in the class and he never pointed me out but i felt the attack.. i knew it was about me.. so i like … continuously kept going on my phone all class every class and worked hard and got a 99.6% just to spite him… even tho i dont think he even knew my name and probably still doesn’t 

The Librarians Sentence Starter
  • 1: "You people... DON'T APPRECIATE ART!"
  • 2: "That this house is the Star Trek transporter or maybe even the TARDIS!"
  • 3: "Just out of curiosity, what roles are you playing?"
  • 4: "Are there any languages you don't speak?"
  • 5: "Why in the hell should I listen to you?"
  • 6: "How about we just all hold hands, bow our heads and be grateful that we're all here safe together."
  • 7: "Love is the supreme power! It trumps everything!"
  • 8: "And you're willing to risk your life for him?"
  • 9: "I never know what I'm doing. That's my superpower."
  • 10: "You know what I'm thinking?"
  • 11: "I'm thinking that I can can run faster than you 'cause you've been stabbed."
  • 12: "Who's up for movies? I've got "Night," "Day," "Dawn," "Land," and "City" of the Living Dead!"
  • 13: "Your mother did not hug you enough, did she?"
  • 14: "You have an incredible talent for turning a bad situation into a worse-case scenario."
  • 15: "Excuse me, I'm going to take care of my desperately not wanting to be here."
  • 16: "I've gone into the field with experienced soldiers with a good plan, good Intel, and still come home with nothing but dog tags."
  • 17: "It wasn't your fault. You did good but sometimes, you just lose."
  • 18: "Again? This is the third time this place has been attacked since I started working here. We need to have a serious talk about the so-called security."

anonymous asked:

It makes me happy too, knowing that you still think the show is good. It gets so much hate these days. I watched a video called The Steven Universe Rant (I don't know if you've seen it or not) and honestly, it's stuff like this that makes me feel like I'm supporting the wrong things and that my happiness is a lie. So it's nice to confide in someone who I know always focuses on the good points and not so much the bad. :)

I got curious and looked it up on Youtube. I closed the window after fifty seconds into it. Any rant that starts off with “SU isn’t as great as everyone says it is; it’s gonna hit a brick wall and I wanna be the one who called it” comes across as self-indulgent arrogance. Also, anyone who dedicates that much time putting together a 40 minute video to pick apart content they dislike just to diss the fans who enjoy it makes me feel 10x better about how I spend my free time.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: the more popular something is, the more vocal the haters are. The Crew tries to incorporate as many valuable messages as they can: the importance of consent, coping with mental illness, how toxic relationships affect people in various ways, representation for people of all types (ESPECIALLY women, something that has been lacking in cartoons for fucking ages!!!) all while keeping the show aesthetically pleasing and funny and musical with a diverse voice cast and animation crew, and people still find reasons to pick it apart. Simply because the Crew works so hard to make it enjoyable for everyone, it invites that much more criticism from its “fans”. 

Ironic, right? I don’t know if the critical trend started with SU, but it certainly feels like it. Meanwhile, shows with male creators and all-male casts slip by untouched. But a progressive, all-inclusive, female-driven show like SU is constantly picked apart. Cool, okay, there’s nothing at all fucked up about that. 

Anyways… if SU makes you happy and you wanna support the show, don’t let someone else’s opinions sway you from feeling that way. Steven Universe isn’t perfect, but there’s no such thing as a perfect show. Ain’t ever gonna be. 

  • John: Is there something you want to know, Merle?
  • Merle: *pauses* Yeah! There is something I would like to know. Are you my friend?
  • Griffin narrating John: The smile drops from his face, and he stands up and I think he reaches out his hand---with the fire---but he pulls it back down, and-uh-he kinda shakes his head and he says
  • John: What am I doing?
  • Griff: And he looks out the window for, like, a minute without talking... and he turns back to you and says
  • John: To, have friendship, Merle, it requires you to... Love someone and be invested in your shared happiness and these things, Merle, friendship and love and happiness.... They're -they're all so... Small. In the grand scheme of things, Merle, they last a second. And I just don't, *sighs*. What bring you happiness, Merle? I know that the game is over but... Wha-what brings you joy, Merle, please I- give me this freebie- I'm-just tell me.
  • Merle: What brings me joy.... is... Life. I think you've can find joy---anywhere, in life. I think it's a conscience choice. I think you- you choose joy. In life, and no matter how bad things are-no matter how crummy-no matter how dark.... You find joy. I found joy, honest to god, gettin' to know ya! I found joy playing chess with ya! I find joy in whatever I do! I don't always do things right 'nd I don't always do things smart, but whatever I do... I find joy in it, because at the end of the day, thats all ya got! You can always come back to the joy ya had, to the joy ya found, to the joy you gave other people!
  • Griff: Uhm, I think his back is turned to you for most of this as he just kinda looks out the window. He says
  • John: I think there was probably a time where I had joy- where I e-experienced fleeting happiness or anger or fear but god, it's just been so long. Merle, I... I used to spend my days considering the nature of time and existence- maybe that brought me joy, once, but unlike everybody else whoever thought about those questions, whoever pondered the meaning of it all... I, and you may find this hard to believe, but, I solved it, Merle, I saw the fullness of time. I- I pondered eternity and was the first person, and only person, to successfully visualize it's treacherous arch.
  • Griff: He sits back down-uh-across the chess board from you and he says
  • John: You're a man of the cloth, Merle, certainly you've wondered too about what awaits our conscienceness after death or-
  • Griff: and he laughs. He says
  • John: Perhaps for some people who think about it, ther-theres nothing but infinite oblivion that the eternal erasure of your conscienceness or-fo-for some it's eternal life and their god's glorious kingdom or eternal cycling through all the inhabitants of their world. Any of these options, Merle, any of them are just, i-erasure or contentment or revival. Any of those are fine as abstract concepts, but eternally, Merle. Eternally? You can't possibly conceive of the length of eternity, Merle. I have. It's maddening and hopeless, but it's this burden we're all saddeled with from the moment of our creation. it's a finishline that by it's definition will never arrive. It stretches forever and ever- it's too ambivilent to even taunt those trapped behind it. It is the cruel price of existence, Merle, and it is too horrible to bear, once you've seen it. Existence, Merle. LIFE, Merle! It's horrible... to exist. To live is... horrible.
  • Griff: And he, kind of, chuckles and he realizes he got a little carried away there.
  • Merle: I don't think I want to hang out with you anymore, John. I think I'm take off... and you can continue... wallowing in your sadness and your oblivion 'nd seein' nothin' but the negative and I'm gonna go on my way... and I tell you what! If we ever meet each other somewhere in infinity, you can apologize to me and tell me you were wrong.
  • Griff: He chuckles a little bit, and he turns towards you and he says-
  • John: I'm sorry you feel that way. You're the first person who I've, sorta, talked about this to who hasn't listened. There were... everyone listened, Merle. I'm not being hyperbolic. Every person in the world was swayed. I don't know why you're different... but everyone else listened. Everything! Everyone across out whole plane of existence, ou-our shared vexation, with life, covered the world like a blanket, and soon every bird in the sky and every tree and every forest and every blade of grass and grain of sand, shared our fury, and it wasn't long before... It changed us.
  • Griff: And I think as he's talking, Merle, you see this scene outside this constant orange sunset start to turn inky and black, with these colorful ribbons of light you've seen inside the hunger-so many times. And he says-
  • John: We changed our entire plane into something new all together. A single being fueled by discontentment, searching for something bigger than this existence. Regardless of the cost.
  • Griff: He turns towards you and he says-
  • John: You call us the Hunger. That's not entirely inaccurate, cause we are hungry, but it would be more accurate to simply call us dissatisfaction, but soon-
  • Griff: and he holds up his hand, and says-
  • John: You will call us Ascendant.
  • Merle: Well, we'll see. John? Thanks for the chess game and kiss my ass you sanctimonious bastard.
  • Griff: He frowns and says-
  • John: Huh. I feel sad.
  • Griff: And he kills you.

iamthegps  asked:

I'm sure you've probably gotten this question before, but what is your least favorite era of fashion? Myself, I've never been fond of Regency Era clothing; empire waist makes everyone look pregnant. Like c'mon guys, your waistline and your bustline are supposed to be /different/.

I don’t think I’ve ever got a least favorite era! Most of the time it’s favorite era.

I think it would probably be the late 1820s-1830s? I feel like it’s one of those so bad it’s good eras. Like those sleeves should not be paired with that high waistline. 

I think a close runner up would be 17th century Spain aka the time that Spain decided to ignore what everyone else was doing and did it’s own thing

And it’s not just the ladies. 

  • *Saeyoung prank calls Saeran*
  • Saeyoung: *In a bad scary voice* Hello Saeran
  • Saeran: Is this some prank?! I don't think you understand. You think you can call my house and freak us out? You think you've got a scary voice? *In deep, scary voice*This... is a scary voice. Now listen to me. I have a very specific set of skills. Skills I've acquired over a very long career. If you ever call my house again, that... will be the end of it. But if you do, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will build a house around you. With no doors! *Hangs up*
  • Saeyoung: Well that didn't go as planned.
rp starters: demonic goatman's bridge (buzzfeed unsolved)
  • "How are you gonna be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that?"
  • "I hate demons!"
  • "You go first."
  • "How are you feeling? You did it."
  • "There are some pretty shady things that have happened to people around here."
  • "Can you even look just a little bit worried?"
  • "Yeah. It's a demon."
  • "You've got a glazed look in your eyes."
  • "Yeah, I'm fucking nervous, man. I feel like I'm gonna vomit."
  • "Those were the days."
  • "We're all assholes here."
  • "None of us believe in ghosts."
  • "I don't know why I phrased it 'lucky for us.'"
  • "I think I was feeling brave when I wrote this."
  • "This isn't lucky for you at all."
  • "No one knows why there's this spectre of darkness just sitting on it."
  • "I'm gonna try to avoid saying 'demon' as much as I can."
  • "I'm not gonna let you goad me into this. I know what you're trying to do."
  • "I'm not trying to scare you, but I got a bad feeling about this one."
  • "Why are you unbuttoning your pants? We're in public right now."
  • "You've out-dumbed yourself."
  • "I thought this was gonna be funny, but now I'm actually kind of glad that I have it."
  • "There are several legends of bridges acting as gateways to another realm."
  • "This bridge and the surrounding woods are said to harbor a dark entity."
  • "There are records of people practicing rituals in this forest."
  • "How am I the same as a Satanist?"
  • "You believe everything they believe."
  • "You've gotta decide which side you're on."
  • "I'm on a whole other coin. A chill-ass wheat back penny or something."
  • "Demons are preternatural beings. Therefore, not human."
  • "I kind of directly disobeyed him."
  • "I'm doing it for the betterment of the science."
  • "You gonna ever visit him again and show him what you've done?"
  • "You're gonna need to cleanse yourself."
  • "Our goal isn't to figure out why this demon exists. It's to make contact."
  • "We can only hope that evidence doesn't come at a great cost."
  • "Any demons here? Any demons out tonight? Any horny boys?"
  • "I don't like when you say his name."
  • "You do what you gotta do, I'll do what I gotta do."
  • "Fuck you, goat man!"
  • "If you don't believe, there's nothing for you to be afraid of, right?"
  • "If you want me off this bridge, you're gonna have to kill me!"
  • "Don't loop me into your shit!"
  • "I'm not part of his little charade."
  • "Children will come here and tell tales of me."
  • "Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna murder you."
  • "What a load of horse shit."
  • "All right, idiot. It's your turn."
  • "Skip the theatrics and just go into it."
  • "If you want me off, you're gonna have to throw me off."
  • "You gotta admit, that's an effective technique."
  • "That's not an effective technique, that's a way to get killed."
  • "This is so much scarier than hunting fuckin' Sasquatch."
  • "People usually feel overcome with emotion in here. Like a violent emotion."
  • "Give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. I'd appreciate that."
  • "People are greater threats than demons or ghouls."
  • "You're like one of those car wash blow-y things that's out front just wiggling around."
  • "That guy's whacked out of his mind."
  • "What if we just make it seem like we're in on it?"
  • "We're here for the cult stuff. We saw the ad on craigslist."
  • "It feels weird to even joke, I'm so fucking scared right now."
  • "Looks like a witch lair or something."
  • "Is that how it works? Is there like a hierarchy?"
  • "Put that cat down!"
  • "I'm just picturing being surrounded by cultists right now and it's freaking me the fuck out."
  • "It's very Blair Witch."
  • "Perhaps the moniker the demon is going by."
  • "Why not pick a name that strikes terror?"
  • "What's a scary name... Marsolomon? Barthazar? That's a pretty good demon name."
  • "This is your new favorite thing?"
  • "Conceivably, spirits could use that to communicate with us."
  • "You've got yourself a demon. Hands down."
  • "I'm in on this. It's fun."
  • "I'll go along with it, it's a fun gimmick."
  • "They do sell it at Toys R Us... but it's not a toy."
  • "I'm about to die for the internet."
  • "I wanted to be as safe as I could. I don't wanna go into this like an idiot."
  • "Every time I've seen someone do this on YouTube, they go at it like 'whOOOAAAAooAAAA!!!'"
  • "Hey, you demon fuck!"
  • "Jesus Christ, dropped all the decorum, didn't you?"
  • "I wanted to catch him off guard."
  • "They'll tell legends about me here. People will come here and talk about math and facts."
  • "This is your last chance, demon."
  • "Oh god, I feel like I've gone to the dark side."
  • "You're not gonna say mean things to it on the way out?"
  • "Just gloat a little bit. This is a win for you."
  • "As we snuff these candles, so too do we snuff you from this mortal world. You fuckin' wimp."
  • "There's a small fraction of my mind that's disappointed we didn't see him."
A Drunk Mind Speaks A Sober Heart (Story #8)

  You put your PJ’s on getting ready to have a horror movie marathon. I begin making my way into the pantry to make some microwave popcorn, while it’s cooking I have an internal struggle with myself to either keep my phone on or off. I decided to compromise, I’ll leave it on but only on vibrate. I sit down on my bed surrounded by pillows and blankets, my bowl of popcorn in my lap. I begin to watch my first movie of the night, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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What went down in Kung Food
  • Marinette: hey Alya so I need to talk to my Chinese uncle but I don't speak Chinese
  • Marinette: what should I do
  • Alya: does he speak any English
  • Marinette: what good would that do?
  • Marinette: I don't speak any English
  • Alya: then what are you speaking rn
  • Marinette: French, remember?
  • Alya: oh right I forgot
  • Marinette: yeah this is confusing
  • Alya: so does he speak any French
  • Marinette: idk I don't think imma bother to check
  • Alya: you're trying to get me to send Adrien as an interpreter
  • Marinette: pls Alya
  • Alya: fine he's on his way
  • Wang: this isn't at all awkward
  • Adrien: hey guys!
  • Wang: hey Adrien!
  • Adrien: so you actually speak English then
  • Wang: no this is French
  • Adrien: right
  • Wang: anyway imma be on this cooking competition
  • Adrien: kk cool do you want me to interpret for you
  • Wang: nah I'm sure nothing will go wrong
  • Chloé: *happens*
  • Wang: in retrospect...
  • Hawkmoth: fly my akuma
  • Kung Food: it's time for Chloé to get WRECKED
  • Chloé: wow real original there
  • Kung Food: I'll show you original!!!
  • Kung Food: prepare for a sticky situation as my protégés coat the building in IMPENETRABLE CARAMEL
  • Kung Food: get ready to cry when you witness my FLYING ONION CAMERAS
  • Kung Food: you'll be the one getting cut into slices as you face off against my TEN-FOOT PIZZA SWORD
  • Ladybug: should we jump in and stop him
  • Chat Noir: no not yet he's on a roll here
  • Kung Food: your salty attitude will be the perfect seasoning for my SWIMMING POOL OF BOILING SOUP
  • Kung Food: I always said that the fennel was mightier than the sword
  • Kung Food: pasta la vista, baby
  • Chat Noir: okay, looks like he's out of ideas
  • Ladybug: yeah he defs stole that last one from somewhere
  • Chat Noir: well it's time to take him down
  • Kung Food: *retreats to the roof*
  • Chloé: oh good
  • Kung Food: *suspends Chloé over a swimming pool of boiling soup*
  • Chloé: oh no
  • Jagged Stone: so anyways y'all gotta fight me first
  • Ladybug: what's that weapon you've got?
  • Jagged Stone: you'll be like fish in a barrel as I come at you with my SEAFOOD STAFF
  • Chat Noir:
  • Ladybug: *locks Jagged Stone in the closet like a badass*
  • André: and now you gotta fight me!
  • Ladybug: and what's your deal
  • André: something something sausage fest
  • Ladybug: yeah nope
  • Ladybug: *drops a chandelier on him*
  • Marlena and Alec: and now there's TWO OF US
  • Marlena: prepare to face an onslaught of flavor from my THOUSAND FLYING CAKES
  • Ladybug: okay but
  • Ladybug: let's get real here
  • Ladybug: "thousand flying cakes" is the coolest attack name EVER
  • Ladybug: like, respect
  • Alec: and I can't think of a pun, but here are some BLINDING STINKY CHEESE BOMBS
  • Chat Noir: my inner Plagg is v conflicted
  • Chat Noir: also I just realized my inner Plagg is v literal rn
  • Chat Noir: whoa that's really weird to think about
  • Alec: *wrecks him*
  • Ladybug: *wrecks both Alec and Marlena*
  • Ladybug: and now for the boss fight
  • Chat Noir: don't you mean the chef fight
  • Ladybug: don't try and say one-liners, you're bad at it
  • Chat Noir: I call them pun-liners
  • Kung Food: HEY GUYS
  • Kung Food: *drops Chloé toward soup*
  • Ladybug: whoa Chloé's about to die
  • Ladybug: like wow the stakes have never been higher
  • Ladybug: I can't imagine what life would be like with her gone
  • Kung Food: do you want me to pull her back out so you've got enough time to rescue her
  • Ladybug: nah I got this
  • Ladybug: *rescues Chloé like a badass*
  • Chloé: *is herself*
  • Ladybug: *drops Chloé off roof*
  • Chat Noir: did you just
  • Ladybug: she'll be fine
  • Chat Noir: how do you know
  • Ladybug: the screenwriters need somebody to get people akumatized
  • Chat Noir: oh right
  • Kung Food: *attacks*
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *fight back*
  • Ladybug: hey Kung Food hang on a minute
  • Chloé: hey guys so I climbed back up
  • Ladybug: *chucks Chloé off the roof again*
  • Kung Food: that was a worthy diversion
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • Payment terminal: *happens*
  • Ladybug: "payment terminal"? really?
  • Chat Noir: do you have a better name for those things
  • Chat Noir: that's even what it's called on the wiki
  • Ladybug: idk but I've got a good one-liner for it
  • Ladybug: hey Kung Food, we've finished our meal and it's time to pay the bill!
  • Chat Noir: needs work
  • Ladybug: *wrecks Kung Food*
  • Ladybug: you were saying
  • Chat Noir: FINISH HIM
  • Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly
  • Wang: anyway here's the soup I made
  • Alec & co: ok you've won the competition
  • Alec & co: like there are defs no more contestants
  • Wang: btw I renamed the soup
  • Wang: it's now called Marinette Soup
  • Alec & co: might I ask why
  • Wang: bc Marinette fell in the swimming pool of soup
  • Wang: she's responsible for the flavor
  • Marinette: um no I'm right here
  • Wang: oh wow this is awkward
  • Wang: so who was that who fell in the soup
  • Marinette: idk

strange-lotus  asked:

May I request headcannons/Imagines of how Zenyatta, Junkrat, and Genji would treat/act toward an anxious/nervous S/O with a past of being mentally/emotionally/verbally abused? And/or their S/O going through a time where his/her depression was getting bad? A mix of both perhaps? (You don't need to rush if you've got a lot of asks; take your time! ^u^)


  • He is quite calming to be around, you gravitated towards the omnic. When he shyly confessed his love for you, you could have cried. You think you did, pulling him close and saying you felt the same.
  • You told him about your history with abuse early while the pair of you were only friends so he knew about your struggles. When your thoughts get too much for you, he gets your mind off of it and holds your hand while watching a movie. His thumb rubbing over your palm as you intently watch the comedy.


  • He’s just so alive, bright and shining as he overwhelms the battle field. You envied it a little and did your best to get to know him because of it, he eventually confesses that he’s just as awed by you.
  • He finds out about your past abuse when you flinch from Roadhog raising his hand to fix his mask, Junkrat’s immediately suspicious and asks you what happened. He’s angry when you confirm it, threatening to murder your ex.
  • He’s really sweet to you when you’re struggling and he pulls you close, gently rubbing your back as he tries to reassure you.


  • He suspected something was troubling you when you first met but he figured that if you wanted to tell him you would. He grew to know you as a friend and eventually a lover but still, he waited for you to tell him.
  • When you finally did his heart ached for you, gently pulling you close. Genji reassured you that he’s there for you if you want him to be. Trauma is a hard thing to get past, he knows that from his own experiences.
  • When you’re going through a bad time he pulls you into a dark quiet room, holding your hand as he turns on a machine in the middle. It fills the room with the starry sky and they two of you just lay there, gently tracing constellations out.

the-next-miss-american-trash  asked:

How many times, do you think, you've accidentally used your ult. It makes me feel so bad, I wish I had a "sorry" line for the characters 😂

One time a lucio or somebody booped me off the map and I used transcendence like that was gonna save me somehow

random lyrics starter sentences
  • "I think I was blind before I met you."
  • "It's not right, but life's not fair."
  • "You never meant that much to me."
  • "You're too mean, I don't like you. Fuck you anyway."
  • "You're meant to be helping me."
  • "I'll be back tomorrow."
  • "Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face."
  • "How could I ever be mad at you?"
  • "No matter where you go, your lies will follow you."
  • "Explained, we just lack chemistry."
  • "You're a little much for me."
  • "I think I talk too much."
  • "Just know that I want you back."
  • "We used to joke and it felt like gold, but now you're fucking crazy."
  • "She's got you high, and you don't even know yet."
  • "We've got this crazy chemistry between us."
  • "You are everything I want 'cause you are everything I'm not."
  • "I'll be fine without you, babe."
  • "I hate to think about you with somebody else."
  • "Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?"
  • "I'll be the bigger man while you act like you're innocent."
  • "Honey, come put your lips on mine and shut me up."
  • "I think we're alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around."
  • "I know that you've got daddy issues."
  • "I act like I don't fucking care 'cause I'm so fucking scared."
  • "I don't wanna talk about it. I don't wanna think about it."
  • "Just tell me what you're doing with that other guy."
  • "Tell me all the things that make you feel at ease."
  • "I've been thinking we're meant to be."
  • "We don't have to say "love" 'cause the words only get in the way."
  • "You're my bad influence."