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one thing i don’t understand: players, especially like under 22, who have clear skin

The fuck?? I touch my hand to my face for five seconds and I’ve got to deal w that crisis for a week but y’all earn your money with a helmet clamping all your sweat to your face and still got smooth skin?? What the fuck???

I warned you.

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Ş̸̡͙̫̦̖̗͎͚̰͎̬̘̻̼̦͕̘͔̜̤̰̫̟̗͎̩͇͎͖̱͈̱͍̮̾͌̐͛͒͑͐͊̊̈́̿̌͋̓͛͂͛̋́͂̚͝ͅ ̴̧̡̨̳̱͕̬̖̰̠̳͈̠̖̞͎̣̬̩͙͍͙̟̥̞̮̩̼̰͙̤̖̥͓̭̮̤́͐̌̌̓̉́̐̊̌͒̂͂̓̆͑̍̍̍̕͘͜͜͝ͅȄ̸͎̬͚̂̈́̎̄͑͂̌̎̓̍͒̎̐̎́̍̚͝ ̴̧̨̨͔͕̯̖͎͓͉̗̲̟̙̝̝̥̩̝̭̪͍͂ͅͅN̸̡̡̡̧̡̛̻̞̰̭̰̤͖̯̜̘̝͖̭̰̫͔̳̖̺̯͈̻̞̠̰̮̯̰̰͕͛̅̈́̍̒̌̎́̽̋̍̎̃́͂͌̈́̃̋̅̎͑͆͐̐̇́̾́̓͗̓̋̕̕͘͜͠͠ͅ ̴̢̧̢̡̧̖͉͍̠͙͍̰̗̝̝̬͇͚̫͓̣̬̱͈͚̮̞͈͉̫͈̦͍̼̭͉͉͍̣̔́̿̓̒̇̄̒̍͋͌͐̇̃̾̓́́͐̃̌̈́̑̂̃͂͊̿́͐̊͊̉͒̚͜͝͝͠͝D̴̬̣͑͊̈́͑̿͌͊̎̋͋̿̀̉̇̿̐͐͠ ̶̢̧̧̛̳̺̮̙͖͙̗͎̗̗̜̦̲̯̺̤̰̘̩̟̺̦͔̦̝̱̼̑́̃̄̐͂̉͋̂͋̍̾̊̓͆̃̓̐́̄͋̎̂̄́̏̏̐̎̚̕̕͘͘̕͘ͅ ̴̡̻͓̯̲͓̳̖̤̤̮̱̱̤̭̩͉͍͈̥̪͖̼͍̬̖͔͔̪͚̘̤̯̠̥͍̩̼̄͐͑̇͜ͅ ̷̢̨̨̢̛̙͕̯̱̖̤͚͙̖̩͕̲͙̫̦̙̩̫̞̲̹̜̌̾̆͗̈́́̋̀̊̾̆͛̚ͅH̶̨̳̖̪͉̒̑̈́͒͐̂̉͐̈́̈̐͋̅̋̽́̂͋͗̌̋̈͐͌̐̂̍́́̑̎͆͘̚ ̶̨̧̢̦̞͚̞̘̭͔̟̟͈̳̣̳͎͙̝̤͖̟̞͕̲̤̼̼̰̥̳̹̹̺̯̏͌̈́̂͋̋̋̔̂̔͋̑̐̅͋̉̅̓͌̕̕͝͠ͅͅ ̴̨̨͈̬̣̖̙̰̤̟̮͇̩̞̖͓̻͚̱̻̥͎͕̭̬̖̙̜̱̆̈́͋͋͒͆͂̀̀͜͜͜͠͝ͅÉ̴̢̡̛̟͙̖̭͈̲͇̖̫̣͎̻̖̭͔̼͙̪̱̪̳̭͙̹̥̄͂̉̇͛͌̿͆̓̓̊͊̃͐̾̊́̀̀̎̃̓̀̚̕͘͘͝ ̸̡̡̨̨͉̞̗͖̙̹̦̦̜̱͇̳̠̲͓͉͚̣͖̗͚̮͚͙̼̺̟͈̳̤͉̈́̃͑͑̓̅̓͊́̀̊̇̆͂̈͘͜ͅͅ ̸̨̧̢̺̟̹̺̫͓̼̳̙̳̹̦͋́̑̆͂̔̈̐̐̀̏̑̋̈́̈́̕L̴̨̮͈̭̮͉̭̈ ̴̳̣͚̳̯̪͚͉̦͌̑͆͐̾͗̀̏̎͐̍̋͑́͑̀̈́̋͋̾́̈́̂͗̀̈́̎̓͌͘̕̕͝͝͝͠͝͝ ̸̨̈́͂̎̓͆̀͛́̃͑̊͋͝͠͝P̷̛̙̳̟͚͖͇̜͐̿͒̂́̓͊̿̀̋̇̓̈́̔͒̕̕̕͘͝͝

where were you when i was walkin?

now i run the game, got the whole world talkin

sometimes u have to draw spot conlon dripping in gold on his throne!

Listen, jjk recently said in NoNo magazine that he wants his gf to be 1m70 AND I’M LIKE. #boy, you’re gonna catch these hands if u don’t appreciate shorter girls.

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i think asgore probably has a surprising amount of adaptability, when it comes to the family he lost - he’d probably be fine with jumping through whatever hoops necessary to just spend time with them again - and definitely a capacity for acceptance that probably rivals papyrus’s.

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John Silver appreciation week ➞ Free choice :: III ♕

Just tension between steadfast partners…

anonymous asked:

i like to think that henry is pretty goofy at heart and likes to act silly sometimes (because let's face it: that'd be adorable)

((entirely accurate, he’s a dumb dork when he’s not overwhelmed by work or exhaustion.))

anonymous asked:

aside from march of the falsettos have we ever heard andrew's falsetto???? bc like. he CAN sing soft but he never uses his falsetto and i wanna know what it sou n d s l i ke

well, there’s this one old old interview with jimmy fallon (when andy was on the interview circuit for bom) where he tries to sing as high as he can. Also, in bom, when he sings orlando (reprise), he goes very high for a comedic effect (like he does in march).

As far as I know (from my extensive andy music and interview knowledge), Andy has never done falsetto if it wasn’t for a goof. 

I think it’s pretty-sounding myself, regardless if it’s a joke or not.

a little santa firth / colin clause / father firthmas to get you into the holiday spirit 🎅 

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Are you nuts? You are nuts. You wanna make rocking chairs.

I hated my classmates in high school for so many reasons but one of them was their blatantly racialized and gendered taste in books. They all preferred Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Orwell, Shakespeare, and Steinbeck to Morrison, Hosseini, and Woolf. 

angiewingie  asked:

Yeah asks for Tigeress!! So what’s your favorite headcanon of Blakavege (Black x Vegeta) and what kind of dates do you think these two would go on? I'm in a Blakavege mood right now lol

Ship Asks - What’s your favorite headcanon of [pairing]? What kind of dates do you think [pairing] would go on? (Sill doing these!)

Also, does anyone think I should make a list of my ships? I know I talk about a lot of them, I don’t know if it would help to keep track, and make things like this easier? Then you wouldn’t have to guess. If you guys care, that is :P

Favorite headcanon: (There’s so many good ones, but if I had to choose one) Black calls Vegeta his “Little Rose” sfjadkljk

Blakavege Date Night: Oh man, I’ve never thought of an actual date between these two. (See, this is why I love these kinds of memes. They make you think!) Okay, so most people with this ship will stick with the dark, toxic aspect of it, and they’ll be the evil power-hungry couple that demolishes all in their path. Which is cool, I love the dark tones and the “power couple” vibes, too. But for me, who is a sucker for happy endings? I like to take their journey through all of that, and bring it around to the fluffy, sappy crap that makes your teeth hurt. But that’s a long journey, kind of like Vegeta’s adventures in taming Black. So thinking about it, I don’t think they would go on too many dates, at least not intentionally. They wouldn’t think of it as a date, just as doing something together that the other likes. But once they’ve settled down on Earth, left all the rage and destruction behind them, and Black has long abandoned his Zero Mortal Plan even after Vegeta finally wishes for immortality… They’d frequently just enjoy sitting silently on the top of a mountain, taking the time to bask in the beauty and life around them. Everything they took for granted, and are grateful they didn’t destroy in their lust for power. They’ve done it so much, they eventually just built their house up there!