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I know A LOT of you wanted this book and its on sale on amazon for $25.27! I dont know when this ends but its a steal! I think every Zelda fan should have this book its so amazing. I highly recommend it! 

Here is the link —> Hyrule Historia

Mass Effect Smut (Jaal)

Yeah thinkin I need to write a little something and put it here. Jaal’s ‘I want to devour you. In the best ways’ comment shot my brain into maximum overdrive.

EDIT: I’m thinking I’ll push this up on my ‘stuff I wanna write’ list if this post gets enough love. It’s already gotten more than I thought it would. And if people want it, then I should deliver it. So I dunno. Maybe some likes and reblogs?
PROMO!!!

passed 2,000 followers today! I am shocked and grateful that so many people found my blog worth their follow. I want to celebrate you guys and follow more of you back! So if you could like/reblog this and I’ll be checking out blogs, following ones I like and making some lists of ones I think others should know about!

I couldn’t figure out how to reply to this by reblogging, so I took a screenshot.

I agree with the post by and large. Aliens from outer space should not have a lot of social similarities to humans, including gender (I love you Doctor Who, but come on).

But “western gender binary”? WESTERN? 98% of the world has this gender binary. Of course there are enclaves of divergents, maybe even small cultures, but China, the Middle East, Russia, Japan, these EASTERN COUNTRIES do recognize the male/female binary, and have through most of history (again, with exceptions).

You know the one society I can think of that historically recognizes a third gender? The Native Americans. You know, that WESTERN society.

I’m guessing what OP really meant by “west” was “white.” Oh well. The point still stands.

you know when there’s those posts like “if youre lgbt reblog this with your favorite ______” or something and some non lgbt person comments on it like WELL I DESERVE TO BE ON THIS POST TOO AND I SHOULD BE ABLE TO REPLY TOO i think its super funny its like when kids in kindergarten exclude other kids from their clique and those kids get upset

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my opinions on the instruments since you guys are asking (reblog and add yours!!1!)

french horn: honestly so pure. i always think of Dvorak’s 9th when i hear them and u g h y e a s

tuba: my bias here should be obvious

euphonium / baritone: honestly they’re so pretty and cute and nice to listen to. basically improved versions of tubas (sorry @me)

flute: pretty but anyone who can play them is clearly dabbling in dark magic

mellophone: i haven’t met one but i really like their sound. its so nice and… not to be redundant but mellow

trumpet: tbh i could listen to trumpets all day. even beginning players sound amazing to me

trombone: i always listen to the trombones when i’m confused on my part, so they’re sort of my anchor. thanks frens 

piccolo: similar to flutes but the notes are even prettier and the players are using even more dark magic

saxophone: honestly saxophones=awesome jazz to me, and i love jazz, so 

clarinet: they sound like the ethereal wood fairy version of flutes (im not sure why i think this). there’s a really good clarinet player at our school so i always think of their solos when clarinets get brought up

oboe: like clarinets but more flute and less wood fairy

bassoon: oboes but stronger

percussion: thank you kind friends for keeping the beat when i am too lazy to count

piano: probably the very purest musical insturment

viola: like with french horns i always think of Dvorak and how awesome y'all’s parts are in his stuff

violin: amazing but also definitely dark magic

cello: i live to listen to cello solos. (also just Dvorak in general, but the two are intertwined)

bass: you’re the string version of me. i respect you

tl;dr I REALLY LIKE CLASSICAL MUSIC

Introducing TD and Chastity Play, What i did wrong......

To me FLR has SO many different angles and when introducing your partner its important to be careful. See where as i took my time, slowly introduced more and more bits into it before eventually plucking up the courage to put the cage on and show her, i still made some real big mistakes.

See my wife is not a Domme, i dont really want to know about her previous life before me but im kinda guessing im the first person that really wants to explore all these roads and possibility with her. I originally made this Blog to share things i found sexy in some way shape or form with her and looking back now i should have kept it more Vanilla and slowly introduced my interest in things like pegging. See you follow all these people then one day they reblog some Sissy stuff, some Anal Torture, Some Ball Busting. From my wife’s perspective she probably sees that and thinks FUCKING HELL.

The reason i am writing this is because somethings have been lost in translation, see she was under the impression that i wanted to become her bitch, a groveling sissy whore who wanted to wear her clothes and make up and suck strapons all day long. Now if that’s your thing im all for it but that wasn’t what i wanted.  

I came across chastity play and tease and denial play a while back, i have always been aware of bondage and always had a thing for tying or being tied up sexually. I saw it as a fun way for a male and female to have a laugh, be intimate and grow together as a couple. As much as i love her Locking me up, tying me up, teasing me and laughing as i quiver on the bed in a desperate need to cum only to deny me for another day i also would love to do the same for her. Its about exploring each others bodies, each others fantasies.

Its only fun for me if its fun for her, if she wants to lock me for a day, a week, a month or a year ill play the game as long as she finds it exiting and gets a kick out of it. If she doesn’t want it its just not going to work. But don’t give up that easily pick it up and put it down, its keeps it exiting. After a chat with my wife in the week she said she likes the cage but doesn’t want a bitch of a husband, so i explained the above and below to her and now i think it makes sense.

I am writing this because i get lots of messages from people asking how did i break the news? how did i get her on board? Truth is we are still working on it, still exploring it. I haven’t been in the cage for months, as real life is more important. This morning after our chats and fun this week i put it on.

I guess im very lucky to have such an amazing wife, i put it on gave her the keys and she smiled. That’s all i wanted. She is one of a kind, trusting and fucking gorgeous.

For anyone out there toying with this i hope this has helped, below are few images i have stolen from others. I hope they don’t mind. Good Luck and go have some fun.

I love making her moan, and its true i work harder when my dick is locked up and im working to earn a release, its common knowledge you put more effort into thngs if your getting something in return. (Or at least you think you are) 

Then there is this, after a night of teasing and a great time she didnt let you cum, your going to wake up in the morning and WANT to do this for her because your still super horny. You know your not going get to cum but pleasing her is at least some sexual activity.

Then on the other hand there is nothing sexier than doing the same to her, make her feel how you feel, i remember once back in the early days i edged my wife and then just turned the wand off and said nah, night night. She was mortified, grabbing my cock, trying her hardest to get me to fuck her. In the morning she woke up horny and we fucked. But it can work both ways.

This is also one that i agree with, the lust i have towards her, the want to constantly touch her, to kiss her its just amazing. Then once you cum its takes a good few days to get that back. Its the strongest drug i have ever felt and its awesome. 

I love it when she feels sexy the sexier she feels the more she glows the better the experience. 

Turn it into a game, a guessing game and have fun with it.

Tease him, if he is anything like me he will enjoy it.

But most importantly talk about it, discuss it find out what you both want from it and just have fun.

I guarantee it will bring you closer together. 

“Is there a specific color you’d like me to wear? If I’m going to scandalize you, I should at least do it in something you like.”
“You’re a menace.”
She laughed again, feeling lighter than she had in weeks, despite the news Rowan had given her. She was fairly certain they were done talking for the night when his voice rumbled across the bed. “Gold. Not yellow—real, metallic gold.”

-Sarah J. Maas @sjmaas
Queen of Shadows

Well, do I have to say anything? I think this speaks for itself. I love Aelin so much!

Reblogs are loved

YouTube Red Movie idea

Who thinks YouTube should make a movie with all of the Demon Youtubers (Antisepticeye, Darkiplier, etc.) where the demons take over their bodies and cause a bunch of trouble while the real youtubers are stuck in a mental labyrinth and need to find their way out in order to retake their bodies? I think that would be awesome! Reblog if you agree!!!!

RPer Awareness Announcement

Ask memes.

This is a bigger issue than people think. I know people make tons of them, all the way down to RP prompts, questions, drabbles, all that jazz. But this sort of thing needs to be recognized and needs to be addressed:

If someone is reblogging millions upon millions of ask memes, you should do that person a favor and try to at least send a couple or so asks.

The reason why is because many people on this site want to feel wanted. They want to feel loved and they like the attention, but perhaps it’s just the way I feel about it. Even so, it goes a long way if you send someone an ask. I’ve seen many of my favorite RP blogs get close to shutting down because no one took the time to send at least one ask to that person and it’s sad. People reblog literally PAGES of ask memes and no one sends them anything.

So, please, just try to care for your fellow partner and send an ask. You never know when their blog might break because of it.

Alright nerds, turds, and and anyone absurd (i say all that with affection, you all rock), as TW comes to a close I want more Sterek on my dash because that garbage is ending and I know we’re all still here.

Reblog this if you’re a Sterek blog or you post a decent amount of Sterek content. I think we could all use some more Sterek on our dash. Just look at them, these idiots should be everywhere. 

Originally posted by long-live-sterek

this is just upsetting

so apparently my art has been reposted?? and i’m telling you it’s not a good feeling… 

why.. why would people even do this?? can’t they empathize with the artists and think how it must feel to steal all their hard work away and just.. do this??

well apparently not. where do they even find this if not from the source???

and don’t even give me the excuse that artists should feel “flattered” because no. this is NOT a form of flattery. reblogging from the source and adding cute tags that is a form of flattery. this just makes me feel upset and there is that feeling of regret in sharing my work.

well i guess it’s time to put in that huge watermark then because i really don’t want this to happen again.

Gingerbread

Summary: Mrs. Lester lets Dan in on a few Lester family traditions; a little peek into Dan’s first Christmas with the Lesters

Genre: Fluff

Rating: PG

Word Count: 1094

A/N: happy holidays, everyone! here’s a quick lil blurb about Dan visiting the Lesters for Christmas, because i absolutely adore Mrs. Lester and i need more Dan and Katherine interaction in my life.

been playing around with the idea of writing more fics about Dan with Phil’s family, so please like/reblog if you think i should expand on this more! as always, comments and feedback are appreciated!

big shout out to @asianellenpage for reading over this and reassuring me that it’s not awful ilysm 

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The Internet Is Here Lyrics
  • Phil: Whenever I’m alone, or if I’m feeling gray there’s one place I can go to brighten up my day. It makes me want to sing. That's how the show should end. But wouldn't it be good if I could sing it with a friend?
  • Dan: Phil, I think you should have asked before putting me on the spot like this.
  • Okay. Fine. Whatever. I'll join in too.
  • Phil: I might go outside and feel more alive. Without twitter where would I be?
  • Dan: I guess I'd be fit. I'd stop posting shi
  • Phil: -rubbish
  • Dan: But tumblr's a part of me.
  • Phil: So many websites and so little time. There's one or two you should avoid.
  • Dan: Just don't stop watching youtube, or we'll be unemployed.
  • Both: The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? We might be antisocial, but these days, that is fine.
  • Dan: Because life is so much better when you spend it all online.
  • Phil: A place where you can be yourself, no matter if you're geeky.
  • Dan: Find friends that share your hobbies, even if they're creepy.
  • Phil: Where any question in your head is answered in an instant.
  • Dan: Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence.
  • Both: The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers, who needs a real mate?
  • WITHOUT THE INTERNET, WE NEVER WOULD HAVE MET.
  • Phil: We'd never be here on a stage, doing things we might regret.
  • Dan: Dance break.
  • Phil: Who cares if you're a loser, and everybody knows it?
  • Dan: Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses?
  • Phil: Even if your chances of getting tan are slim.
  • Dan: Or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim.
  • Dil: Chiltay zombo
  • Both: *music gets intense and beautiful* The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?
  • We might be antisocial, but these days that is fine.
  • Because life is so much better, life is so much better, life is so much better
  • When you spend
  • it
  • all
  • online

Headcanon that Carlos proposed to Cecil after Violet died.

He had been planning a huge thing for a while, and had everything perfectly laid out. But then Cecil came home with his faith in humanity completely and utterly broken, and of course Carlos couldn’t stand to see Cecil that upset. So he proposed right there in the middle of the kitchen, and Cecil started crying, and Carlos panicked until Cecil explained they were happy tears.

This is my headcanon and you will pry it from my cold dead hands.