i think you need to reevaluate your life

Woman to woman

The short version:

If your man cant give you $100 when you need it, you shouldn’t be having sex with him. Period. And that was told to me by a man lol, this is not me being a gold digging bitch.

If you’re consistently paying your own way for everything and you’re spending your money to go see him, then you’re paying him to fuck you. Especially if he has money and knows that you don’t have it like that.

Am I lying? Think about it. Reevaluate your life. Love yourself. Recognize that there are real men out there. Someone that appreciates you will at the very gotdamn least take you on a real date and pay for your uber. It’s sad that this has to be said. Idk why y'all let men talk y'all into these type of relationships.

as long as we’re all talking about captain underpants

in one of the books, i think it was “wrath of the wicked wedgie woman” but i could be wrong, captain underpants is in a situation where ms. anthrope, first name edith, needs rescuing. however he’s got his cape stuck on something and he can’t save her unless he takes his cape off. the chapter ends immediately after this is made clear to the readers and the title of the next chapter is, i shit you not, “You Can’t Have Your Cape and Edith, Too”

like i rarely see a pun so bad that it actually makes me reevaluate my life but this one sure as hell did. it’s been like a decade since i read that book and i haven’t stopped thinking about that pun since. like the amount of setup that pun required… iirc her first name was canonically established as being edith way before that book and i imagine dav pilkey gave her that name with the pun in mind and literally waited several books in order to make it and that just. that’s incredible

Jason Todd/ Red Hood X Brazilian!Reader- Kori’s Friend

Here’s your request @mah1c !!

Warning: Swearing (I think??)

“This is starting to piss me off,” Jason started, reloading his pistols while taking cover.  “How many times do we have to save the world until it stays safe?!”

After he reloaded the gun, Jason jumped off of the roof of the building and grappled to the ground where the heroes were along with the Outlaws.  Roy was busy with Batman attempting to deal with the alien ship that was closing in on the city, and Kori was MIA.  She had said she was leaving to get a friend to help.  He didn’t even know Kori had friends that weren’t him or Roy.  

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Wanna One reaction when their gf has a dance collab with Yuehua ’s Jung Jung on a show ( the dance includes a lot of skinship )


He’d be just a little bit of jealous.He knows that it’s just a dance and he can hire anytime assassins to kill JungJung.Even trough he is jealous,he wouldn’t show it or tell you about it.As long as you are happy doing what you love,it doesn’t matter what he thinks.

“Woah,that was amazing Y/N,JungJung!” 

Originally posted by kngdaniel


It would be clearly seen that he is jealous,but when you ask him about it he won’t admit it.He wants you to be happy although he wants to strangle JungJung when your body is crushed into his arms.

“Sungwoon,are you sure you’re okay with this?”

“Sure.It’s not like it’s something more between you two than an collaboration.”

“Yeah.Don’t worry.”

Originally posted by produced101


He’d be really okay with it.You are doing your job and he doesn’t have any problems with it.He’d feel a little uncomfortable when he sees JungJung’s face coming closer to yours,but he’ll continue to watch the performance in peace.

“Who is the best dancer in the world?You.I chose my girlfriend right.”

“That’s because my partner right here is amazing at dancing.”

“Sure,good job JungJung.Good job.”

Originally posted by hwangminyeo


He’d be jealous,but won’t complain about it.He’d hate to see JungJung’s arms all over you.When you come off the stage he would look like he was enjoying the performance,not like he was trying not to murder someone.

“Was it cool,Ong Ong?I looked so cool,right?”

“Hmmm…let me think about it.”

“Heyyy,it was obvious that I was cool,what are you thinking?”

“Yea,you were cool.I taught you right.”

Originally posted by binsmoon


He’d suddenly feel tensed when he sees JungJung hugging you tightly from the back.He knows that the dance is supposed to be like that,but he won’t feel good about it.The others would tease him about how serious he looks while watching the performance than usual.But when you two come off the stage,he’d be really supportive and happy that everything went well and it’s finally over.

“Why don’t you dance like that when you are with me?”

“Cause I need someone to dance with me.”

“I can dance.”

“You can’t.I need someone who dances modern dance.”

“Yaaa,JungJung come here.How much should I pay you to teach me how to dance?”

Originally posted by wannaone-der


Of course he’d be jealous,but he knows that he doesn’t needs to worry.He’d still support you until the end.When your body crashes into JungJung’s he’s feel uncomfortable,but he’d think of it as something normal as all the dancers do.

“It was so good.You did so well.”

“Thank you,Daniel.I’m glad that you liked it.”

“Oh,you don’t realize how much I loved it.”

Originally posted by kangj00n


He’d be cool with it until JungJung’s arms are all over your body.He’d be jealous,a lot,but if he shows it,it would make you worry so he would keep his jealousy for himself.

“That was so amazing.You were so good.”

“Thank you,baby.I was thinking about you on the stage.”

“Awh,give me a hug or I’ll melt from your cuteness.”(meanwhile I’m melting here bcs of his cuteness)

Originally posted by thew1ngs


He is used to see dancers being close on stage,but the sight of you dancing close to someone else than him would slightly make him jealous.He knows that everything is professional and nothing else so he’d try to keep himself thinking of something else than you being a professional dancer.

“Woooah,I almost cried while watching you perform.”

“Ahh,what should I do?I don’t want to make you cry.”

“I am proud of you,that’s why.”

Originally posted by svtblooms


He’d be jealous.A lot.But would hide it to make sure you won’t think about this while performing.He’ll be happy to see you doing what you love even if you need to be closed with someone else.

“I think I fell for JungJung’s dance.”

“Yaaaa.I was there too.Praise me,I deserve it.”

“Of course you were amazing too.You were the best.The best out of best.”

Originally posted by oomji


He’d feel uncomfortable knowing that another guy touched you.JungJung would touch your arms,legs,face,would come closer to you by every step and Daehwi would be reevaluating his life choices in the back.He’d look upset,but would still be proud of you.

“Daehwi,don’t be upset.It was just a dance.”

“I’m not.”

“Guanlin told me that you were talking alone in english about how much you hate that I’m doing this.”

“Can’t he just shut up,aish.I don’t hate it.I just felt sad that you are in somebody else’s arms.”

Originally posted by leedaehwj


He’s be jealous and it would be obvious.Just like the other he’d try to hide it,but would probably fail.He supports you as an dancer and he knew that you’d do this kind of dances too.The jealousy would grow in him when JungJung hugs you from the back,looking like a cute couple who is casually hugging.

“Guanlin,stop pouting.You hug me everyday.Wanna One members hug me everyday.Seonho hugs me every time he sees me,for hours.Why are you jealous now?”

“It was more intense than usual,yeah?Sorry for actually caring about our relationship.”

Originally posted by thedovesriot

Please request (I got tired of writing this “please request” thing,but here i go again)

I will never understand why Tumblr isn't more into the Umineko visual novel series.

It is literally a story that is told, with extreme sympathy and a frightening level of depth, from the jumbled perspective of a bullied, pansexual, disabled trans woman with dissociative identity disorder, depression, PTSD, and acute psychosis, which she copes with by creating the world’s raddest alter-ego: a maniacal, pipe-smoking evil genius of a witch, who’s smart, sexy, and wears a trollface like she’s Tyra during fashion week. If you don’t think that’s smallbombs as fuck, then you need to seriously reevaluate your life choices.

anonymous asked:

Now that this season of big brother is over, who are your overall favorite blogs?

Hmm well lets see. I actually followed a lot of knew people this season and I’m glad I did. @huntyhex is super funny and we were always thinking the same thing. Just overall really cool. @sexologii is dramatic, but a sweetheart. @bbad-orwell is pretty amazing. He get’s really passionate about the show and is really easy to talk to. Definitely one of my favorite new bloggers and I could go on. @tahny-lew @cirie-won-thirty-four @joshmartinezisdaddy  @bitterzero @eaerth@kingoftwilight @matthewdaddyclines @bbcrackedt @usernamegameon1000  @versacethotty are  other nice people I got to know this season. Also @muvaship  but I think I was following her through her main blog for awhile.

Other people I followed were @jackie-ibarras and @normani-x-kordei who alongside @hoh-robe @danielles-curls & @davonnelickey are on the younger side so if you grown ass adult are sending hate to people that are 15-17 you really do need to reevaluate your life. Especially since they’re all just really nice people.

Then you have the people I followed since bbcan5 like @juliechicken who will just drained the life out of you with her attention seeking behavior is in a league of her own. I believe I started following @cocoabutterbetch @bb19flop @pizzapocket24@sarahshanlons @sindysnguyen @sarahtilleke @missdominiquecooper during bbcan5 too and they all are really cool people with great post and personalities. @missdominiquecooper really did that with that Dre stan though lol. @youaregoinghome is a legend. @brimlies has been killing the game all around. I also followed @bigbrothermusings during bbcan5. I lurked during bb18 and like some of her stuff, but she kept talking about the plastics during bbott so I blocked her lskajsajsjajsla, but she’s super chill. 

Then going back to when I first started blogging you have people like @sirdippinghotsauce and @daeneryslegend who typically share the same opinion with me and have really great taste in video games! I remember seeing @d0nnythompson posts randomly and was like this girl is crackedT out of her mind, but I love it! I will forever follow her and @spunkyspy, I don’t know a better person! Nothing, but good things to say about these two. @dayslostson @dumbeatrees are a dynamic duo and absolutely hilarious. @davonneday is THAT bitch and @knightjackie is just a bitch. @whats-up-whats-the-issue is super witty and iconic. @snakole @bitchwebroke @j–wdj @ikamwong @tlffanypollard @helen-kim-was-pushed @cjcdeeezy are all cool. So is @notjustawave  when he’s not playing ***** *****.  @feelsg0od is also a quality blow with quality opinions! I’ll round it out with @shaolinbynature who has produced banger after banger, hit after hit. All around a great person. 

If I forgot you, that’s your fault, not mine!

oiks-v  asked:

OH MY GOD IVE BEEN STALKING YOUR BLOG FOR THE LAST HOUR NOW AND IM C R Y I N G YOUR ART IS AMAZING AND THE SOUKOKU HELP (pssst just wanna ask if you know any good bsd fics? and... *inches closer* ive looked at a few asks that speak about a "shitty anon" and "angst" please help me find it senpai i welcome all angst bc trash is my middle name)


- Find something worth dying for (And learn how to live). This fic. This fucking fic made me cry everytime it was updated. It’s the most well written slow burn skk fic I’ve ever had the honor to read and tbfh I would draw an entire manga for it if I had enough time. 

- Anything by setosdarkness tbh. Her plots are so original her writing is superb and basically everything she writes makes me cry tears of blood. But like everyone here knows I’m gay for her writing so??? Yeah. 

- Anything by owlsareheadturners tbh. They write the hottest R18 not gonna lie and their writing is like one of the prettiest and their angst are top notch AND THEY WROTE DACHUUTACHI HOW’S THAT I LOVE THEM.

- i won’t lie (i knew you belong here). Please update. Why won’t you update. I would die for your update. It’s very sweet and fluffy and lovely and all the feels I love it so much but why won’t it update.

- Partners in love. It’s like a series of one-shots and it’s very cute and fluffy and funny it soothes my soul. Think domestic Soukoku. Then cry. 

- All in a night’s work. Mmmmmmm courtesan Chuuya. Like do I even need to say more it’s courtesan Chuuya and it’s R18 it speaks for itself tbh. Tho do check out the author’s profile too she has many good fics that one just needs special mention. 

- Footsteps on the ceiling. Or that one fic where Chuuya is so incredibly cute that Dazai needs to reevaluate his entire life yeah damn right you should you waste of bandage. 


- Now, turn away. Please update???? WHY IS IT NOT UPDATING I NEED TO KNOW WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN HOLY SHIT PLEASE??? Coughs totally not thirsty for the makeup sex yeah no I have pure motives.

- Baby, you feel like home. It’s so cute. I cried. Dazai is protective of Chuuya and I live for it.

- Playing the long game. Where Dazai is a little shit as usual but he at least he proposed in sort of a right way.


Honestly I’m usually so proud of Monbebe’s and how respectful and down to earth they are, but I’m so ashamed right now and I just need to say this

If you are honestly upset that Hyungwon has dated, or you think he should leave the group, you need to take a few days and really reevaluate yourself. You literally have no ground to stand on to be mad at him, HE’S A HUMAN BEING HE’S ALLOWED TO DATE YOU DON’T GET A GOD DAMN SAY BECAUSE IT’S ~ NOT ~ YOUR ~ LIFE!!!!! If you actually cared about him you would want him to be happy and to have the chance to find someone to love who can be an escape from the INSANE FANS LIKE YALL I can’t even like are you so delusional that you think your faves are really only idols who exist for your enjoyment and nothing else????? Do you think you’re going to end up with your fave and live happily ever after??? I seriously can’t understand some of you people. If you really think any human being on this planet is supposed to put their life on hold to please someone else you’re sadly mistaken, and I hope you come to understand that soon because if not you’re gunna have a real hard time once you’re an adult. Sorry to break it to ya, but being an idol is their job, you are a consumer of the products they produce, you wouldn’t boycot your favorite clothing stores or icecream shop because one of the employees had a significant other, it’s no different with your faves. Please PLEASE accept that, things get scary when the lines get blurred for fans. If you can’t handle it, then leave the fandom but do NOT demand he leave the group because YOU are being overdramatic and obsessive.

So, moral of the story incase you missed it or are really fucking dense:


I finally pieced together what was going on.

It’s getting hard to trust people these days.

I assume most of the people who follow me are decent beings.

Not quite perfect, but not monsters.

But then the truth comes out, and it’s like a slap in the face. A real WTF.

And if you think I’m talking about you,

you need to reevaluate the way you’re living your life.

I’m going on hiatus!

Hi everyone!

Yikes, I really hate posting this.  There are some changes I want to address for you guys.  I’ve discovered that making Darning-Socks is both changing my illustration style and putting pressure on my daily activities.  I don’t mind the extra pressure, but the fact that I’m now having a hard time drawing things that DON’T look like my Darning-Socks style is really bothering me.  I think I need to step back for a little bit, do some life drawing and real-life art studies, and reevaluate this project.  So, I’m taking the month of April off, and at the end of April I’m going to see whether or not I think it’s the best idea to return to creating Darning-Socks.

I want to thank you all so much for your support so far.  It was a risk starting Darning-Socks again now that I’m in college, because I wasn’t sure what it would be like to balance my illustration work and this hobby comic. Thank you so much for understanding, you guys!  Illustration is my true passion, and unfortunately I have to prioritize it over Darning-Socks, which is a hobby.  If you want to follow the illustrations I do in the mean time, my art tumblr is @mariykaauber​ , and I’m always on twitter (twitter.com/MariykaAuber).  

I’ll keep in touch during April, and hopefully I’ll see you again in May!

<3 Riy

catch me a catch [2/?]

chapter 1

Even knows he is being obvious in his staring but can’t bring himself to stop or even care, not when the object of his affection, his -well not his, not yet but hopefully someday- beautiful boy with wild curls sits a couple desks down from him in the otherwise empty library, a clutter of books spread across his desk as he works. Even himself has a notebook in front of him, a series of half-drawn sketches on the page forgotten as he gazes at the boy, his pulse spiking every time the blond boy sneaks a look in his direction. Even gives the boy a small smile of acknowledgment when he sneaks another peek, his smile growing when despite the blush spreading on the boy’s face, he holds Even’s stare for a moment before finally looking away. Even can’t help but be charmed by the display of shyness and feels a wave of tenderness and protectiveness over him.

He’s so lost in his thoughts he doesn’t notice Mikael walk in and looks up startled when his friend drops his heavy bag on the library table, the thump echoing throughout the room. He sneaks another look across the room to the boy who isn’t sneaking shy looks at him anymore and instead is frowning in his and Mikael’s direction.

“Maybe he’s one of those people who thinks libraries are like church and is pissed I made noise,” Mikael comments, noticing the look too. He continues to look at the boy for a moment, smirking when the boy looks away, before turning back to Even. “I have the scoop.”

Even looks at his friend lost for a moment, groaning internally when Mikael signals with a head nod towards the boy.

“Mikael,” he begs, knowing it’s a lost cause as Mikael ignores him.

“His name is Isak Valtersen and he’s a 1st year, which obvious by that baby face of his,” Mikael snorts, a grin on his already animated face. “You dirty old man.”

Even blushes at that. “Shut up.”

Mikael lets out a laugh, loud and larger than life just like him. Even looks over once again at the boy a few tables down, Isak.

“Anything else?” Even questions.

“I got you his name,” Mikael points out with a disbelieving look. “More than you have done since we got here.”

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anonymous asked:

Omg are you serious? Why are you attacking army? With Exo especially? Like you support Topp Dogg and that's bad enough. Like one of the members even left the group because he called the fans fuckers, like don't talk when you support a horrible group like Topp Dogg. ToppKlass ma ass, you people can't save half your team from leaving. I'll tell you a secret: they left because they realized how doomed and untalented the rest were. They left to save themselves. Topp Dogg who?


“Why are you attacking army”

“You support topp Dogg and that’s bad enough”

“Toppklass ma ass”

“Doomed and untalented”

“Topp Dogg who”

nonnie I need you to take several seats and reevaluate your whole life. tell me baby, what good are you getting from attacking other groups like this? you think you’re making your ‘oppas’ proud by behaving in the shitty way that you do? you’re honestly an embarrassment and I don’t need to do any further explanations as to why a lot of other fandoms despise armys bc you just proved my point 

Being A Medium, Part 2

Apparently it’s time for a follow up to this post, where I describe that being a medium is not a romantic, awesome thing. It’s actually a terrible thing. I get accused every so often of lying about being a medium and every time I’m like, “UGHH I WISH.” Like I really wish I was lying about all this because it would be easier to live with than actually seeing dead people all the time.

That post has led to a lot of questions asking more about the details, and I’ve been repeating myself over and over to people to the point where I’m just tired of doing so, so here’s an FAQ about my life based on what I’ve been asked lately, most of which I answered privately or have been asked before but I didn’t tag it because who has time to tag every ask I get.

Q: Are you lying?


Q: How did you get this power?

A: I was born with it.

Q: Can I get this power?

A: Not to the extent that I have it. You can definitely increase your psychic sensitivity to spirits, but it won’t make you see spirits as clearly as I can. Also, you don’t want this power. It really sucks.

Q: How long have you been seeing spirits?

A: Forever. I used to see them as dark blobs, and as a kid I figured everyone could see them which was why nobody was freaking out over the dark blobs moving around the playground or whatever. I mean I was more worried about the floaters I could see whenever I stared at the sky for too long. But as I figured out that I could communicate with these blobs, they slowly turned into people shaped blobs and then into clearly defined people. 

Q: How can you hear spirits?

A: As clearly as I hear living people talking to me. But it comes in really short sentences, usually no more than four words at a time.

Q: Is it scary?

A: I mean sometimes. I’m kind of over it at this point. It’s really only scary when I’m like turning a corner and there’s a spirit right there when I’m not expecting it, or if the spirit looks particularly gory or messed up. Ha ha just tonight I was walking home in the dark and saw someone walking the other direction toward me wearing all black and for a few seconds I’m like “Why is this spirit moving so quickly omg??” but it was a living person. Phew.

Q: What do the spirits look like?

A: Regular people most of the time.

Q: How can you tell they’re spirits?

A: They usually stand pretty still. They are usually wearing a solid color like red, green. blue, or black. They tend to look spooked or just disappear when they realize I can see them. And sometimes they’re in unorthodox places, like in the middle of a busy road.

Q: How often do you see them?

A: Around one a day. I can go days or weeks without seeing one though. But there are days where I see multiple spirits.

Q: Do you like being a medium?

A: Absolutely not.

Q: Have you ever tried to get rid of your power?

A: Oh yes. I’ve tried every method I could find. I did manage to shut off my third eye for like a year, but it slowly reopened on its own.

Q: How do you know you aren’t hallucinating/schizophrenic?

A: I have a degree in psychology, and I’ve talked to a psychologist who has a healthy belief in the paranormal (I mentioned him before in this post since he once interviewed the exorcist that the movie The Exorcist is based on). I know the symptoms of schizophrenia, and I know there are many different types of schizophrenia. I don’t hear voices constantly, I don’t hear threatening voices, I don’t have violent hallucinations, I don’t have paranoia, and I’m able to tune out spirits when I want to. This is not schizophrenia.

Q: How can I tell if you’re lying?

A: I mean you’ll have to take my word for it. This is the Internet, I can’t come to you to prove myself, and I shouldn’t have to. If you really feel like you need to harass me because you think I’m lying about all this, please reevaluate your life choices.

Q: Can you talk to my dead relative?

A: No. I have no control over the spirits I see. People that do are called psychic mediums, and even then they have to be in physical contact with you to reach out to the spirits around you. There is no legitimate psychic medium who will talk to your loved ones over the Internet.

That’s all I can think of for now. I’ll edit this post if I think of any more. In the meantime, feel free to ask me anything about the paranormal, Ouija boards, or whatever you want to know.

anonymous asked:

it was rosemarywaterwitch who cursed teapartyforthewitches

i swear you guys need a fucking hobby aside from starting drama on anon. 

i could let this go, but i won’t - here’s why. 

  • no one knows if teapartyforthewitches was even cursed - no offense, friend, but sometimes people just have bad luck. 
  • anyway, my next point - you’re fear mongering. if you convince someone enough times that they have been cursed, they will really start to think it’s true. 
  • and lastly, you guys tried to drag me through the dirt with this one, when i didn’t even know who teaparty was. i’m not about to let it happen to someone else.

get off the internet, and reevaluate your life.  


 If you hurt someone, physically or mentally, because of fictional characters / ships, you are not a good person. You are not a righteous person. You are not protecting people, you are not making the world a better, safe place. 

What you are is a bully, you are an abuser, you are what people need to be protected from because if you go out of your way to hurt someone over fiction, then you are someone who shouldn’t be allowed in fandom spaces because you are the one making it dangerous, unsafe, toxic space, not the content creators. 

Just seriously, if you think it’s okay to hurt, harass or bully people over fictional characters / ships, then please reevaluate your entire fucking life because that’s just horrid. It’s horrid and you should be ashamed of yourself for acting in such a childish, immature, brutish and cruel manner. 

Though, I imagine a significant lot of those who do hurt others over fiction don’t even care because it isn’t about being pure, it isn’t about keeping fandom safe, it’s about control and the power rush they feel over hurting / scaring others. And seriously, if you feel like that, please find the nearest exit and let yourself out because you are dangerous and are not welcome in fandom, any fandom, until you realize that it is not okay to treat others like that.  

Just end this fucking purity movement. End the fucking idea that it’s okay to hurt content creators just because they make stuff that you disagree with or find “problematic”. Instead, promote the idea that fandom is not your safe space and you have the autonomy to control what you see and consume. It is not a difficult thing to do and I can guarantee you, the “toxicity” of a fandom will vanish the moment you start treating others like they’re actual goddamn people.   


I’m gonna punch someone. How stupid and rude can you be to a person you don’t even know? Yeah, sure, BamBam is a funny kid who likes memes and is up to date to Internet trends but seriously? I don’t even wanna read any comments left on that photo. You people really need to take a look at your life and reevaluate it if you think it’s okay to go throwing your kinky fantasies to an idol who’s just enjoying his holidays with people whom he loves and love him! Can’t you see how wrong it is, that even BamBam, one of the most funny and open-minded idols out there has to speak up bc people keep making him uncomfortable? Ugh, I’m so mad.

i NEED feminism because this twitter account has over 524k followers. that’s 524k people who don’t believe in equal rights for all. i NEED feminism because 524k followers think it’s okay and acceptable to joke about rape. maybe it’s just me, but i am utterly disgusted by this post and the 524k followers that don’t believe everyone deserves equal rights.

it’s almost 2015, if you don’t believe every single human should have the same natural born human rights no matter the race, sexuality, or gender, you need to reevaluate your life.

a human is a human, no matter what. straights are not superior to gays. gays are not superior to straights. whites are not superior to blacks or hispanics or asians or any race. any race is not superior to whites. having a penis does not make you superior to someone who has a vagina.

what is so hard to understand that everyone should be born with the same basic human rights, that no one is superior to anyone?


No but seriously, this is not the same girl we saw in season one.

Korra was arrogant, loud, always willing to fight. She was proud to be the Avatar and she wanted everyone to know it. In this first picture we see her testing the Triple Threat Triad. She knows she’s going to win. She always believed she was going to win because well, she’s the mutha freaking Avatar!

But then we have the shot from this last episode. She’s humbled, quiet, tired of fighting. She feels like she’d failed in some way. Here is the birth of a new generation of air nomads willing to take on the responsibilities of bringing the world balance and peace while she recovers yet she looks so broken. Why? Because that's her job. I think Korra’s biggest character development is her realizing what being the Avatar is all about.

It’s as if her attitude went from, “Fuck yeah I’m the Avatar!” to “Fuck. Yeah, I’m the Avatar.”

We’ve seen this girl grow from an arrogant bender to a humbled Avatar. If you think Korra is the same as she was in season one, you need to reevaluate your life.

Who From Ace Attorney Should You Fight?

Phoenix Wright who wins: probably Phoenix

Phoenix’s body is probably made out of frickin iron or something this guy has  chewed and swallowed a necklace, been physically assaulted by a murderer, hit over the head with a fire extinguisher with temporary amnesia as the only consequence, was thrown head first into a telephone pole but walked away with only frickin sprained ankle, and fell from a bridge on fiRE INTO A FREEZING RIVER WITH ONLY A FEVER.  If you can catch him off guard and are extremely skilled in martial arts, you might be able to win but otherwise Nick will probably fuck you up only because his body is probably invincible to harm.


WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU FIGHTING THE ACTUAL RAY OF SUNSHINE THAT IS MAYA FEY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH????  If for some sick reason this thought has appeared in your brain, however, she’s pretty small and probably couldn’t withstand more than one or two blows…although she’s probably agile as shit and might have learned a thing or two from the Steel Samurai.  But also dO NOT FIGHT MAYA FEY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS

Miles Edgeworth who wins: Edgeworth

Yeah, you’re not gonna win this one…just look at that smug little face.  He knows infinitely more than you do, and even if you wanted to fight him you would probably regret it.  Definitely would do anything necessary to win, so have fun when you’re suffocated by his cravat.  Sorry.

The Judge who wins: you

I don’t think the judge is super ripped underneath his robes, so you can win this one…also the judge is gullible as shit, too.  That helps.

Mia Fey: who wins: probably not you

If you have a statue of “The Thinker” you might have a chance (I am a piECE OF GARBAGE)…but otherwise she will send your ass to frickin demon hell.  Don’t fight Mia Fey.

Dick Gumshoe who wins: it’s 50-50

Is he huge?  Yeah.  Is he a detective and therefore most likely trained in some sort of self defense?  Yeah.  Is he also a weenie?  Yeah.  I think you could probably win if you went for his face and fought quickly, although Gumshoe is fiercely protective of people he cares about and would probably cut a bitch if you insulted Edgeworth.  But also what did poor Gumshoe do to deserve this?? Why do you feel the need to fight him he will probably use a year’s paycheck to cover his medical expenses???  

Larry Butz who wins: you

Yeah you’ll win but at what cost???  Why do you feel the need to do this???

Wendy Oldbag who wins: hopefully you

Don’t fight Oldbag unless you are certain you can win–then PLEASE fight Oldbag I’m sorry but she just needs to stop

Manfred von Karma who wins: r u fo real

No move is too dirty for von Karma; his attacks range from whipping out a taser to fabricating evidence to frame you of murder.  You won’t win this one, buddy.

Marvin Grossberg who wins: probably you

While he’s got a lot “cushion” to take some damage, just steal his glasses because you can bet your bottom dollar that he is batshit blind without them and then punch him in the nose–he won’t see that coming!! (I am literally trash)

Winston Payne who wins: definitely you

There is like a 95% chance you will win this fight, and honestly fight Winston Payne.  He needs to be forcefully pushed off his high horse for frick’s sake he basically has the word pain in his name please do it do it for me  

Pearl Fey who wins: N O

what the FUCK is wrong with you go reevaluate your life choices you piece of garbage

Franziska von Karma who wins: probably her

Yeah, I know most of you think that she could probably hand anyone’s ass back to them howeVER if you can catch her whip somehow you can definitely absolutely stand a chance.  The sheer shock of losing her most powerful weapon will give you a pretty big opening, so I think winning is possible against Franziska.  I still don’t recommend it, though.

Morgan Fey who wins: Morgan

As much as I want you to punch Morgan Fey in the face, don’t.  You may win the battle but you will probably never, ever win the war she will plot the most convoluted revenge plot imaginable so frickin watch yourself around Morgan don’t fight her it’s for your own good

Matt Engarde who wins: you


Dahlia Hawthorne who wins: she literally almost killed someone even though she was DEAD do you actually think this is a good idea??

Do you KNOW who Dahlia Hawthorne is?  You’re not going to win a fight–she’ll bite, scratch, pinch, scream in your face or piss on you if that’s what it takes for her to win.  

Godot: who do you frickin think dipshit

If you’re thinking to yourself, “wow I really want to fight Godot!!!” then you should definitely fight Godot so that he can wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth I will not be coming to your funeral son

Charley who wins: haha loser you’re fighting a plant