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anonymous asked:

Who was your best player you ever seen at Dortmund ?

Oh this is a hard one! Mostly because I have a hard time comparing players in different positions. For example, Auba and Lewy are statistically two of the best strikers in Bundesliga history, but for me, a lethal goalscorer is less visually magical to watch than a player with a more creative role.

Ilkay on a good day is spectacular to watch, especially in his last season with us. But in the same season, Miki was probably the best player in the league. Miki is a player whose technique you can stare at for a whole 90 minutes. He would’ve had a great shot at breaking the Bundesliga assist record if he hadn’t been suspended at the end of the season. His bursts of brilliance can create chaos for opponents, he can make something out of nothing, he’s incredibly clever and fast-thinking, but he also keeps up the brilliance throughout an entire game and he works incredibly hard.

But is Miki a better player than Ilkay? It’s hard to say. Ilkay is brilliant in a different way. He’s a visionary, one of the most intelligent players I’ve ever seen on the pitch. He doesn’t just create chances, he creates the entire flow of the game. Maybe one thing he has over Miki is versatility. He would start in any team and control the play of any team.

There’s also Marco. Compared to Miki, Marco is more of a classic Bundesliga forward, but I think the most magical part about that is how well he does it. He’s crazy well-rounded, and nothing is sacrificed because he does everything at an incredibly high level. Dribbling, shooting, creativity, speed, vision, pressing, manipulating space, agility, even defending. It allows him to play any of the forward positions because he’s just so good at football. His ratio of goals and assists is crazy, and we can’t underestimate the importance of scoring the 1:0. He has a star quality without ever needing to be flashy. I’m cautious of my own bias towards him, because he’s my favourite player, but it was the playing style that made me love him. There’s a reason why all the rabid fanboys (and youth players) idolize him so much and almost every club in Europe was after him. So I guess my answer is Marco haha

I’m already in love with this game. It hits real hard as a young adult. Mae is a fantastic protagonist.

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Hello everyone, it is friday and I would like to share this small section of a drawing that contains a friendly bee who is sunbathing

thank you xox

  • Can we appreciate the fact Hades offered Nico a room at his palace in the Underworld in case his son dies in battle, because he doesn’t want Nico to feel like he’s got nobody and that he’s got his Dad no matter what? That’s some special treatment there. Nico doesn’t even need to be judged or whatever to be placed in Elysium or any fields in the Underworld–he’ll go straight to the palace.
  • Can we appreciate the fact that Hades’ gift to Nico’s birthday was a French zombie–who was a professional racer–to be his son’s chauffeur that Nico can summon anytime and anywhere to take him literally any destination in the world?
  • Can we appreciate the fact that Hades protected and saved Nico (and Bianca) when Zeus wanted to kill his Italian children, because Zeus didn’t want any child of Hades to be the child of the prophecy (and lost his beloved Maria di Angelo in the process)?
  • Can we appreciate the fact that Hades wanted Nico to be an exception from all his children in the past, and wants Nico to be genuinely happy despite fate’s cruelty to any child of the Underworld?
  • Can we just appreciate this one last fact that Hades loves Nico so much and obviously his favourite child because he knows his son suffered the most than any demigod simply because Nico is his father’s son?

i mentioned the recent confusion about my intimidating guns and the clever solution that i solved it with to steve, and he helpfully illustrated my success. 

i knit that sweater myself you guys, im very proud. 

For some convoluted reason, everyone suddenly starts involuntarily bursting into song “Buffy: Once More with Feeling"-style.

Everyone in the crew has their own musical number revolving around their current thoughts and issues. Donut takes care of belting out the opening number, since he has such great range. Sarge sings about building robots with Lopez. Simmons sings about his dreams and ambitions.

Grif can feel it coming but has no power to stop it and starts singing a soulful love ballad to Simmons.

Simmons malfunctions.

Gyaaaaaaah, I’m gonna take a chance and post this here - please be kind.

My genderbent cosplay of Yuri Katsuki’s Eros costume
Everything is made by me.

This was a sad Eurovision for Spain not because we lost, but because we wanted zero points SO BAD we got frustrated when someone gave us five.

braveten  asked:

5 headcanons about Victor annoying Yuuri (or Yuuri annoying Victor)

(these are 100% inspired by chrissy teigen’s tweets, and also by our chats when we were talking about her lmao)

1. victor has taken to doing this thing where he sends yuuri nudes and then says, “sorry wrong person.” it’s funny, it’s really funny, it’s comedy gold—until it isn’t. until at one point yuuri texts back, “no worries, happens to me all the time :p” and then victor realizes. he realizes that he’s never, not once, gotten a nude from katsuki yuuri. “wait what?” he types back, fingers flying over the touch screen. “yuuri? yuuri. who’ve you been sending yours to??” but no response comes, and victor is frantically shoving the groceries into the recyclable bag. he ignores the looks he gets from the cashier and surrounding customers. then he’s stumbling out of the store, pulling his phone out again and hitting call.

“what does that mean?” he asks, no preamble. // “hmm?” yuuri’s voice is nonchalant on the other line, innocent. // “yuuri,” victor whines. // but yuuri only yawns: “sorry, which one are you? i have so many contacts saved under the name ‘boyfriend’ so you’re going to have to identify yourself.” 

victor never tries to be funny again. 

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