i think this was like the moment where i was like oh man im gonna stay with this book until it ends

Phantom Thief! Park Jihoon

Originally posted by jazzyjaemin

This is legit the whole reason I’m starting this blog sovdbiosb. Inspired by Detective Conan, Saint Tail and the Cat’s Eye because they’re nostalgic asf and I love them. Also, Jihoon in a white suit would be a pleasant sight.

  • rightrightight ok
  • phantom thief! jihoon works with phantom thief! park woojin
  • they go by the name “PS”
  • which everyone thinks means something deep af
  • PS actually stands for “Pink Sausage”
  • but no one needs to know
  • everyone also thinks that it’s just one person
  • but in this au everyone’s clueless so please let it slide
  • what do they steal?
  • they steal hearts
  • lol jk
  • the two steal “priceless” paintings, sculptures and all sorts of art resulting in the town calling them art thieves
  • but the only art the duo steals are the ones that don’t belong where they are
  • they also drop not so subtle hints at the police about the illegal item
  • for example, there was this one time when an owner of a museum put up a painting of the famous “Cafe Terrace at Night” by Vincent van Gogh, claiming that it was the original
  • he wanted more publicity for the museum
  • surprise, surprise
  • it was a fake
  • the citizens were clueless lmao
  • so off went the pink sausages
  • the museum and the fake painting was the headline on next morning’s newspaper
  • how the two know of the frauds you ask?
  • associate! jisung runs a coffee shop down the block and overhears everything
  • you would think that the police would let them be because they’re doing the right thing, bUT NO
  • speaking of the police
  • you are the daughter of a famous detective who has solved many crimes
  • you’ve grown up seeing your dad work and reading detective novels
  • you were like, “i wanna be a detective lmao how hard can it be”
  • its hard
  • especially when you use your dad’s high position and become a junior detective of some sorts
  • and get assigned to the PS case
  • ok that’s fine but,
  • yOU’VE BEEN ASSIGNED TO THIS BLOODY CASE SINCE THIRD YEAR OF JUNIOR HIGH BUT YOUR ASS HAS BEEN CHASING AFTER THIS DUMB THIEF FOR THREE YEARS TO NO AVAIL
  • BUT THE WORDS “GIVE UP” DON’T EXIST IN YOUR DICTIONARY
  • “technically you could just let it slide and half ass your work,, i mean,,, they’re not stealing anything just for the sake of it-”
  • SLAMS DESK
  • “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND JINYOUNG, STEALING IS STEALING AND THEY SHOULD FACE THE CONSEQUENCE FOR IT”
  • HUFFS AND WALKS AWAY
  • PS has been sending you calling cards on what, where and when they’ll be stealing something next
  • per your request of course
  • you kinda just screamed at one of the two one night while chasing them,
  • “heY, PS, YEAH YOU.”
  • HUFFS
  • “MAN, I’M NOT FIT ENOUGH STOP RUNN I N G”
  • “oK THAT’S IT IM STOPPING”
  • PS stopped to look at you in amusement
  • “I’M NOT LETTING YOU GO JUST BECAUSE IM NICE THOUGH,,,, NOT BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO DIE FROM SPRINTING” yeah, totally
  • “LOOK,,,, SINCE I’M SO NICE, CAN YOU AT LEAST NOTIFY ME WHEN YOU’RE GONNA STEAL SOMETHING NEXT??“
  • he left without answering you
  • you were dejected
  • but then a note came for you!!
  • yay!!!
  • not like it help a whole lot but,,,
  • back to the present,
  • so, you’re in your last year of high school
  • park jihoon and park woojin happen to go to the same school as you but you, for some reason, have never ran into either of them in your whole high school career
  •  you have but you’re oblivious af
  •  the two know you of course
  • they fucking notify you every fortnight about their heists how could they not know you
  • heck, everyone knows you
  • you’re that one detective who’s never solved a case
  • but because fate loves a good show, jihoon transfers to your chemistry class in the middle of year
  • you’re like
  • ????
  • in the dab smack middle of the year??? what- how-
  • apparently, he somehow screwed up a experiment in physics and the teacher had enough lmao
  • wow what a great thief amirite
  • your class bursts into whispers as soon as he steps in the lab
  • you just,,,, sent an uninterested glace his way then buried your head in your arms and went back to sleep
  •  liSTEN,,,,, IT WASN’T YOUR FAULT THAT PS DECIDED TO WAIT UNTIL MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT TO SHOW UP
  • “ok guys, this is park jihoon, he’s a new addition to the class.”
  • “ohmygod he’s adorable”
  • “bless the heavens for some eye candy at last”
  • “look y/n it’s a cute dude why aren’t you reacting”
  • “fuck off, daehwi”
  • “alrighty jihoon you can sit next to bae jinyoung at the back over there. raise your hand jinyoung”
  • jihoon heads over to jinyoung and brushes past you on his way
  • you glance up as he does and you thought you saw him smirk? ?? ? ?
  • “how tired am i tf”
  • it’s not your imagination, jihoon recognizes you
  • “y/N I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU PAYED ATTENTION TO CLASS”
  • “MR KIM YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND,,,,,, I’M TIRED”
  • “I DON’T CARE????? DO YOU WANT TO PASS OR NOT”
  • AGGRESSIVELY HUFFS
  • after the class, jihoon rushes up to you and asks for your chemistry notes
  • “hi! y/n is it? could i borrow your notes?”
  • “?? you couldn’t borrow baejin’s?? why me?”
  • “uh,,,, i couldn’t read his handwriting,,,,, yeah! that’s why!!”
  • sounds fake but ok
  • you end up surrendering your chemistry notes to him
  • “thanks y/n!! you’re a life saver!!”
  • runs off like the cutie he is
  • daehwi slides up to you with jinyoung in tow while wiggling his eyebrows
  • “jinyoung has really neat handwriting if you ask me”
  • “yeah well, you’re practically in love with him so you think everything about him is neat”
  • “i- you’re not wrong”
  • jihoon returns your book to you the next lesson and everything goes as per usual for the next two weeks
  • until the next calling card arrives with a bang
  • literally
  • you opened your book, expecting nothing to happen
  • but a fucking balloon went off above you or something the moment you opened it
  • and the calling card falls down with colored confetti onto your head
  • “i’ll be taking the sculpture from Jung’s house tonight -PS”
  • BITCHWHATTHEFUCK
  • normally, calling cards would arrive without much,,, pow
  • like in the mailbox
  • all the students around you were shook
  • as were you
  • jihoon was just,,,,,, hiding his grin
  • daehwi and jinyoung walk into the class, takes one look at you and goes,
  • “what happened to you”
  • “it looks like a unicorn pooped on you”
  • “thanks”
  • jihoon’s new hobby unlocked!
  • teasing y/n!
  • so from then on out, all the calling cards would arrive with a huge noise
  • you hated the attention you were getting along with it
  • people actually thought you worked with PS!!
  • ok but jihoon would have the time of his life planning
  • “should i just write jeojang on the school notice board and the details underneath?”
  • “…. jihoon, your dumb aegyo has nothing to do with our heist”
  • “fine,,, i’ll bake y/n a cake instead”
  • woojin just sighs
  • jihoon has actually gotten quite close with you recently
  • daehwi and jinyoung readily accepted him and woojin in your little squad and you guys would frequent jisung’s cafe after school iaubfisbfvis thATS ACTUALLY SO CUTE IM CRYING
  • jihoon’s favorite pastime was still teasing you though
  • like
  • you did worse that jihoon on that chemistry quiz?
  • you’re never gonna hear the end of it
  • you fell face first into mud?
  • jihoon still has video he recorded to this day
  • the five of you were really close and y’all thought you knew everything about each other
  • hahaha
  • nope
  • you still had no idea that woojin and jihoon were PS
  • ffs y/n
  • the people you’re basically obsessed with are right in front of you
  • actually, jihoon’s just as obsessed with you tbh
  • daehwi, jinyoung and woojin has caught him staring at you on multiple occasions
  • “uH,,,, I WAS,,,, STARING AT THE WINDOW NEXT TO Y/N HAHAH YEAH”
  • he likes you
  • all the teasing basically lead to this
  • it’s not that jihoon hasn’t realized
  • he knows
  • but he ain’t about to admit that
  • a thief liking a detective??? psssh how absurd
  • but in jihoon’s eyes, all you ever cared about was PS
  • was he jealous of himself? yes
  • you,,, kinda,,, sorta felt things towards jihoon as well
  • but you ain’t about to admit that either
  • likE WHENEVER HE DID THAT STUPID JEOJANG THING YOU WOULD RUN AWAY AND NOBODY KNOWS WHETHER IT’S OUT OF CRINGE OR YOU’RE JUST MELTING
  • so you two just stay in a relationship full of teasing
  • the whole school lowkey thinks you’re together tho
  • one night, you were standing in front of another “priceless” art
  • courtesy of jihoon’s card earlier in the day
  • “i’ll be taking the min’s painting tonight hehe~~<3 -PS”
  • oh how the cards have changed over time
  • remember when i said that everyone thinks that PS is one person
  • well, everyone included you up til tonight
  • you were just strolling around the painting by yourself
  • the cops were situated around the building
  • complete with two standing in front of the door to the room with the painting
  • the plan was for you to stay in front of the painting all night and if PS came, you would tackle that bitch and call for backup
  • then PS actually came and all hell broke loose
  • the cops were running around trying to catch him, forgetting what the initial plan was
  • but for some dumb reason, they forgot to notify you
  • resulting in you having no idea what was happening outside the room lol
  • until finally, some cop remembered notified you via handheld radio
  • “whAT THE FUCK DANIEL YOU NOTIFY ME NOW???”
  • “LOOK IM SORRY,,,, BUT PS IS STILL RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE AND YOU NEED TO COME”
  • swearing under your breath, you decide to just sit and wait for PS to come into the room you were currently in
  • why run around if he was after the painting that you were right in front of
  • he’d have to come sooner or later
  • you then saw a shadow outside the window
  • white suite, white gloves and that familiar badge on his chest
  • no mistake, it had to be PS
  • and you rush to hide behind a corner
  • PS makes his way in and stands in front of the painting, seemingly admiring it
  • “it’s quite beautiful, such a shame that it was stolen”
  • iT WAS STOLEN????
  • THIS WAS THE NTH TIME YOU’VE GUARDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS
  • nonetheless, you act according to plan and lunge for him
  • but in a swift motion, he clutches the painting and avoids you
  • “whoops, watch your step” he says, chuckling
  • you let out a noise that resembled a growl at him and lunge yet again
  • but he was already out the door
  • you ran after him
  • picking up your handheld radio, you were about to call for backup when suddenly you meet with another person dressed in a white suit
  • but he didn’t have a painting in his hands
  • you stopped running, trying to figure out a sensible reason
  • the figure brushed past you and jumped out a window
  • then you receive exasperated message from cop! daniel stating that PS has gotten his hands on the painting and is now running away
  • not forgetting to question your whereabouts
  • you were now confused
  • you were 100% sure you saw PS run out with the painting
  • but then you ran into him without the painting the same time as daniel saw him with the painting
  • the thief got away that night but you called up your dad and told him that the painting was a fake
  • your dad whooshed over in record time
  • after doing his research your dad had found out that the painting had originally belonged to a woman in her 60s
  • the person you had met tonight before the case was a man in his 40s
  • your dad arrested him on the spot
  • you hardly slept that night
  • wondering about if PS was just one person, how could he be at two places in the same time
  • you concluded that PS was two people
  • spoiler, woojin was the distraction and jihoon was the person you saw take the painting
  • you tried to convince your coworkers the next day but they wouldn’t believe you
  • in fact, they had gotten more suspicious of you
  • you were the only person who wasn’t there during the chase
  • YOU WORK WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS
  • frustrated, you complained to jinyoung (who i forgot to mention, was a cop in training oops)
  • jinyoung believed you
  • he knew how hard you worked just to find out who this guy was
  • but he couldn’t do much to help
  • so he just comforted you
  • you were thankful for him (I’M SO SOFT IDBFUVIS)
  • with no one able to help you out, you decided to take matters inyour own hands
  • you were drained the next school day
  • jihoon felt bad for making you chase after him to no avail
  • so he did aegyo for you
  • it worked
  • sorta
  • woojin and jinyoung ended up dragging him out of class because of the second hand embarrassment though
  • daehwi just,,,,
  • cringed
  • really hard
  • you received another card three weeks later
  • “i’ll be after the “gem of the sea” necklace tonight. sorry for making you run all the time :c -PS”
  • ???? is this thief apologizing???
  • anyways, this time, you were ready to find out who he was
  • it was a fool-proof plan
  • you see, you were familiar with this museum and knew it like the back of your hand
  • you were already starting to feel sad about ending the three year chase
  • that night, you were situated in front of the necklace
  • with a dozen cops because they didn’t trust you lmao
  • the necklace was a beautiful royal blue and you could understand why people loved it
  • it shone even in the moonlight
  • when the clock hit ten, all lights were cut off in the room and turned back on in a matter of seconds
  • but the necklace was gone in the mere seconds the light turned off
  • cops started to stream out the door of the display room, running everywhere trying to catch the thief
  • you were about to do the same
  • but daniel stopped you
  • “nuh uh kiddo, let me check your pockets first”
  • “ kang danIEL ARE YOU SUSPECTING THAT I TOOK IT?”
  • “yes”
  • so you were held back for a minute
  • you didn’t even give daniel time to apologize for suspecting you before you were out the door
  • cop! seongwoo announced that he saw PS in the left wing
  • but you head towards the right wing, knowing that there were two of them and the one seongwoo saw was likely a distraction
  • your suspicions were confirmed when you catch a glimpse of white
  • it was jihoon with the necklace
  • he was casually strolling towards the storage room where he would make his escape
  • jihoon had no idea you were after his ass
  • but as soon as he neared the window of the storage room, you appeared in the doorway
  • huffing because wow that was the quickest you had ever been
  • jihoon turned to you, the full moon shining through the full-length window behind him
  • it was a breathtaking sight
  • buT YOU COULDN’T SEE HIS FACE DAMMIT
  • “oh, it seems as though i’m cornered”
  • “yOU,,,,, DON’T PLAY WITH ME,,,, WHO ARE YOU”
  • “PS, obviously”
  • SCREAMS INTERNALLY
  • “NO SHIT”
  • he chuckled, pulling the necklace out of his pocket
  • “after this? it’s quite pretty isn’t it? almost as pretty as you are”
  • holy shit
  • is this thief
  • f l i r t i n g with you????
  • you blushed
  • but blamed it on the exercise lmao
  • “dON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT-”
  • “it’s a shame that i can’t just steal you away”
  • PARK JIHOON YOU SMOOTH FUCKER
  • HE SAYS THIS NOW AS PS BECAUSE HE HASN’T GOT THE GUTS TO SAY IT NORMALLY AS PARK JIHOON
  • but jihoon then notices that he’s taking way too long and woojin would beat his ass if he took longer
  • looking down, he finds a couple of cops below, waiting to see of anyone tries make an escape
  • jihoon sighs, opting to escape another way
  • aka jumping across trees until he reaches jisungs mini van lmao
  • so as you jump for nth time at time
  • he brushes past you whispering in that deep ass voice,
  • “i’ll save you in my heart instead”
  • leaving you shook af
  • “why did that remind me of that stupid jeojang thing jihoon does?”
  • WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
  • you think you have a little crush on PS (with his low pitch voice lmao)
  • but your heart also goes crazy around park jihoon (and his high pitched voice obvfisbv)
  • you’re just like,
  • “fuck”
  • “do i really like two guys at once”
  • it’s one dude
  • but you didn’t need to know that


this was long and kinda crappy but here’s my first au!! sorry there wasn’t much jihoon here aaaa

please give me some feedback on how it was,,,, 2.7k words is a lo t, should i try make my next one shorter?

please ignore any mistakes haha,,,, i’m really tired and don’t wanna proof read fsovbuiqoebvo

thank you all for reading my shit though <3333

anonymous asked:

Is it ok to ask you 1-30? (you can take out the ones you don't like)

1. where you first heard/saw the game
BLAME SNICKERDOOTS. She first introduced me to it. She had played it when it first came out and fell in love with Clear. The first CG I saw of the game was naked Clear in an apron holding a knife and I was like WELP GONNA STAY AWAY FROM THAT ONE FOR A WHILE. But then I downloaded the torrent and tried to install it on my computer after I had finished Togainu no Chi, which I loved. But my computer couldn’t handle it. I only got it to work a few months ago xD;

2. first impression
My first impression, as I said, was this:

So naturally, I was like 

And didn’t come back to it for well over another 2 months.

3. first character you saw
I JUST SAID-

4. character you thought you were going to like the most


I thought, first and foremost, I was gonna like Noiz the most. He has the most ridiculous outfit and he always looks like he’s really satisfied with himself after telling a dumb fart joke.
 
5. character you ended up liking the most

Oh my god protect this big gay baby. Im surprised how much Koujaku gets overlooked when people just start getting into DMMD. To me, he’s easily the healthiest boyfriend for aoba. I mean there’s a bit of a dependency issue going on… If aoba got together with any of the other guys, koujaku would probably just kill himself. :/ Also the fact that he looks like a super bad-ass ninja but in reality he’s just this awkward dork who does hair for a living and spends his time crashing at aoba’s house and pretending to be cool. How can you not love him?

6. character you like the least
I DON’T HAVE A LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER. LET ME SAY THAT OUTRIGHT. But if I had to pick…

There is obviously something mentally wrong with Trip. If you think about it, he does everything he can to emulate Virus, a truly evil person who revels in how horrible he can be. Virus knows the difference between right and wrong, but I really don’t think Trip does because he’s always followed Virus, who chooses to do the wrong thing. And that in itself is terrifying. 

7. side character you like the most

I wouldn’t even call Tae a side character, because she is very actively involved in the plot. In fact, she knows more about what’s going on more than anyone else does. She’s always in the loop and she always has something to contribute. The greatest thing about her though, is how she is literally the best parental figure in any game/anime I’ve ever seen. She’s a tough disciplinarian for Aoba (and the other guys as well), but she’s also very kind and supportive. Instead of most anime protagonists who struggle with most of their problems on their own, Aoba has no issue confiding in his grandmother because she proves to be great at pep-talks. She’s also supportive of Aoba’s gay lifestyle. Best grandma? Best grandma. 

8. side character you like the least

I hate kids in general. And these kids are super annoying. For no other reason as just to be annoying little kids. Although I thought it was adorable how the little girl had this tsundere crush on Noiz. Sorry, you’re 12 years too young and he’s 12 shades too gay.


9. route you like the best

Koujaku’s route is rot-your-teeth-out sweet @_@. One might argue that childhood friends growing up together, working out their problems, and ultimately falling in love is super cliche and has been done a million times, but it’s so obvious how much Koujaku loves Aoba right from the get-go, it’s hard not to be rooting for him. Especially since if Koujaku doesn’t end up with Aoba in the end, he’s likely to go after Ryuuhou himself and then commit suicide. </3 Noooo

10. route you like the least

If you were like me and did all the other routes before Mink, Mink’s route is INCREDIBLY JARRING AND HORRENDOUSLY TRIGGERING. If you were a victim of emotional and sexual abuse, DO NOT PLAY MINK’S ROUTE. There is no love, no tenderness, until the end of his playthrough in the second game. And even then, Aoba’s behavior is clearly a text-book example stockholm syndrome. Mink spends his route beating Aoba to ‘put him in his place’, drugging him, degrading him, raping him violently and repeatedly, and dragging him back to do it all over again when Aoba tries to get away. It’s terrifying to watch Aoba slowly come to accept he’ll never be able to escape and try to justify his unhealthy attachment by reasoning that Mink did it all 'to make him hate Mink so he could achieve his goals without any attachments.’ Like some kind of fucked-up martyrdom. Just because you want to get revenge and kill yourself doesn’t mean you can treat people around you like fucking trash. Mink gets better in the next game, but he still doesn’t apologize for all the horrible shit he did. Wtf man?? You want a boyfriend or a slave?

11. have you played through all the routes? if not, which routes have you played through?
I’ve done all of them except for Ren’s route! It’s hard to figure out! Wtf am I doing wrong?

12. favorite moment in any route

I cannot wait to see this scene play out in the anime. Omg, a bunch of grown-ass men rolling around on Aoba’s floor, breaking shit and punching each other in the face. The grandma busts in like WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON EVERYONE DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW. And then she bops them all on the head and makes them doughnuts. Like they’re five-year-olds. Omg. 

13. favorite moment in your favorite route

Aoba’s all bent out of shape because Koujaku’s acting super shady and staying out until like 5am, not telling Aoba where the hell he’s going, so Aoba follows him to this club where Koujaku’s chatting it up with some girls. Aoba can’t handle the crazy drug lights in the club and throws up all over Koujaku’s kimono. Koujaku’s first reaction is to piggyback him back to Glitter, not giving half a fuck. Keep him, Aoba. 

14. favorite good ending

Noiz’s route wasn’t my favorite, but the good ending is actually adorable. Noiz gets out of the hospital and the first thing he does is go back to Germany, patch things up with his parents, clean himself up, get a job, and come back to Japan 3 months later to pick up his gay bride. Whoop! You picked a good one Aoba. Turns out he’s filthy fucking rich and ready to take you back to his mansion after fucking you in a swanky hotel. Jackpot. 

15. favorite bad ending

Koujaku’s bad ending is heartbreaking. Both Aoba and Koujaku fall victim to their 'monsterous’ other forms. Aoba becomes Shiroba and subjects himself to being hurt by Koujaku, who has lost all reason to his evil tattoo and become what he’d feared most. Shiroba tells Koujaku over and over that “he’s the Aoba that loves Koujaku very much”, but the truth is that Aoba blames himself so much for failing at Koujaku’s Scrap, that be buries his consciousness beneath the ever-present Desire that always longs to resurface.

16. which bad ending disturbed you the most

Clear’s bad ending is FUCKED UP. Clear is reprogrammed by Toue to suppress his emotional and empathetic capability, but part of the original Clear lingers enough to understand that he felt strongly for Aoba. Toue permits Clear to do what he pleases with Aoba after he’s through using his body for genetic experimentation. Clear has a bit of a crisis with autonomy and recognizes that he had once had free will and the capability to feel love, but now his existence reduced to whatever Toue wants. He keeps Aoba in a cage and surgically removes his eyes without anesthesia (this part is fucking terrifying and surreal omg). He then proceeds to have sex with Aoba, coaxing him to vocalize before he 'inevitably’ removes his vocal chords, arms, and legs. 

17. OTP(s) that are canon (noiao, kouao, etc)
I ship all the canon pairings, actually lol. It’s hard for me to ship things that aren’t canon.

18. OTP(s) that aren’t canon (mizusei, noicle, etc)
I DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY NONCANON OTPs. Although if I had to pick

DAT CAKE

19. any ot3 or ot4
I love Koujaku/Aoba/Mizuki as just three bros doing bro stuff and bro-ing about town. :U Nothing sexual, just epic bro-ventures in brotown.

20. favorite AU
BLUEJAKU



21. do you wish a character who didn’t have a route did have one? if so, which character?


I AM VERY CONFLICTED ABOUT MIZUKI because on the one hand, I think it’s great for Aoba to have at least one male friend who doesn’t want stick things up his butt, but on the other hand… MIZUKI WHY YOU NO HAVE ROUTE???

22. would you be excited if there was an anime made
THERE IS AN ANIME BEING MADE AND YES IM SUPER PUMPED.

I know it’s gonna be awful, but hell yes animation. I am all for this shit. All for it <3

23. what kind of Allmate would you like to have
Probably a cat. :U Idk Im boring. Also I can’t stand any other kind of animal in my house. :| This is a cat-only residence.

24. Rib or Rhyme?
Rib is basically just beating the shit out of each other in real life, and Rhyme is beating the shit out of each other in virtual reality. :| Gonna have to go with Rhyme.

25. which gang (ruff rabbit, scratch, etc) would you like to be in
Beni-Shigure, man. Supposedly, it’s small, everyone dresses like a ninja, and they spend their time helping old people and small children. I think if I were to be in any street gang, it would be the one that has an annual bake sale. Also it’s lead by Koujaku. There’s your answer. :|

26. which character would you want as a best friend
Probably Aoba. He’s pretty chill about everything. :U Although I have noticed he doesn’t particularly care for women who aren’t his grandma, so it probably wouldn’t work out lol.

27. which character would you want as a boyfriend/girlfriend
Ugh, none of them. Can you imagine? They all have such deep-rooted emotional problems stemming essentially from horrible or ruined childhoods. That is WAY too much baggage, man.

28. favorite song
Kanako Itou does the best music for the game. I’m torn between Dramatique and At Last.

29. favorite voice (voice actor)
Ooh, say what you want about Kisaichi Atsushi looking like a total nerd, but Aoba’s sexual moaning is just…


30. ending impression

There’s a ton of gay porn in DMMD, but it’s actually only about 10% porn and 90% plot, action, adventure, and drama. Which is why I love it. Nitro+CHIRAL is amazing at storytelling and the fact that the game is so long, it has enough time to make the characters so real and relatable is my favorite thing about it. Aoba isn’t just a self-insert mary-sue- he’s a very fleshed-out character with his own distinct personality. He’s also acts masculine compared to some yaoi wherein the uke could very well just be a girl. The characters feel human, the setting is cool, the art is amazing. Idk. It’s a great game. Everyone play should play it. <3