Along the same lines as last night’s wild ml fic idea: I want a pre-reveal story where university-age Adrienette are dating and one afternoon they decide to visit an adult toy store for laughs (and possibly inspiration). While there they find this ridiculous at-home bondage kit that just so happens to be Ladynoir themed. I’m taking costume masks, bell collar, vibrating baton, replica yo-yo cuffs- the works. And of course they buy it as a prank, thinking of it as nothing more than something fun and ridiculous to pull out at parties… but once they get home and start digging into their purchase…
Marinette, glancing between her boyfriend and the collar: so…uh… just for fun… do you think we should…?
Adrien, already masked and thrusting the kinky yo yo into her hands: yes please now god yes
Long story short they have really dirty role play sex that ends up just being a just tad too believable for their sanity to bear and Ladybug and Chat Noir can’t look each other in the eye for MONTHS afterwards