i think this is the last one of the night

Along the same lines as last night’s wild ml fic idea: I want a pre-reveal story where university-age Adrienette are dating and one afternoon they decide to visit an adult toy store for laughs (and possibly inspiration). While there they find this ridiculous at-home bondage kit that just so happens to be Ladynoir themed. I’m taking costume masks, bell collar, vibrating baton, replica yo-yo cuffs- the works. And of course they buy it as a prank, thinking of it as nothing more than something fun and ridiculous to pull out at parties… but once they get home and start digging into their purchase…

Marinette, glancing between her boyfriend and the collar: so…uh… just for fun… do you think we should…?

Adrien, already masked and thrusting the kinky yo yo into her hands: yes please now god yes

Long story short they have really dirty role play sex that ends up just being a just tad too believable for their sanity to bear and Ladybug and Chat Noir can’t look each other in the eye for MONTHS afterwards

anonymous asked:

the only things that makes me think sheith won’t be canon is that bex said shiro wouldn’t date any of the other paladins :(

Then I guess it’s a good thing Keith’s not a paladin anymore lmao ayyyyyy

But no seriously, sometimes the VA’s find things out last minute, usually right when they get their new lines and read the script the night before a recording. What matters more to me is the showrunners clearly being able to see sheith in a romantic context and supporting it (see Lauren getting backlash for liking that fanart of Shiro and Keith kissing, one of the episode directors literally drawing the Shiro loves you baby sheith fanart, ect). 

Bex is allowed to have her own interpretations about character relationships just like the rest of us, you know? But that doesn’t mean that she writes the story, or even that she’s aware of certain plot points up until they happen. Either way, I don’t mind. Everyone’s going to read things differently, you know? Nothing wrong with that, I’ll still be over here happily shipping it 

I had an insane dream last night and all I can remember is Meta Knight saying “My sword goes well with your face” before absolutely obliterating 02.

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We need to find Jon. Wherever he’s retreated to. - Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias

They’ve never seen anything like you, Clark. - Martha Kent

It was the night my parents died, Lois. It was horrible. - Clark Kent/Superman

Oh, Clark… I can’t remember the last time you had a nightmare… - Lois Lane

Lois… I don’t think I’ve ever had one. - Clark Kent/Superman

Doomsday Clock #1

Writer: Geoff Johns

Artist: Gary Frank

Colours: Brad Anderson

anonymous asked:

harry is lowkey a comedic genius his delivery is on point!!

i know smh when will people appreciate his humor like it deserves

anonymous said: And what’s funny to me is that some of the questions people get annoyed about him not answering are either not particularly interesting or totally invasive. Harry gives a quick sound bite that gets the job done. He’s not required to bare more of himself and sometimes when he could give more of an elaborate answer, he may not bother because he knows he won’t be given the time he needs to thoughtfully answer. Give him the time and space though, and someone he can trust, and he shares so much

i know like if someone was annoyed by his response to that interviewer last night like… what did you want.. an essay? lmfao, who cares. he’ll duck and dive occasionally but then also give great answers for things that matter. and in interviews like live ones not like rs or am or bta, i think he’s more relaxed talking about something outside of him, like how he was with dunkirk.

anonymous said: In BTA he really is so sure of himself and very him. He’s not boring. You can tell he’s snarky and he’s bossy. he doesn’t take himself seriously. You would be comfortable standing on line with just talking about anything.

bta was truly just harry and we got to see how he is and how he’s in command of his album and all that stuff. loved it. 

anonymous said: How do people see Harry as boring like he is literally so goofy and one of the weirdest people I’ve ever had the chance of like ‘knowing’ like his ass is so damn weird and goofy and sensitive and fun and sweet and so many things and it’s hard to find that boring.

i know! it all makes him so fucking interesting i can never see him as boring

anonymous said: Honestly the people that say they were “put off” with his promo cause they believe he’s acting fake for an image or whatever just weren’t ready to face the real™ Harry because he didn’t fit what they wanted and honestly I feel sorry for them cause they’re missing out on enjoying an incredible human

tea

Day 20 aka Secondhand embarrassment

You guys. Do you ever have that thing where you’re watching a movie or tv show or reading something and suddenly you get embarrassed FOR the character? Or even in real life? Yup. I am overly empathetic so this happens to me often. I watch or read things through my fingers because I think that’ll help. ha! It doesn’t. 

My point is…this also happens while I’m writing. I know the scene needs to happen and the characters have to do whatever but sometimes it’s hard for me to get through it. Last night was one of those instances, so I paused. But! I’m gonna push through tonight and finish it. 400 words or so in 45 minutes. I keep plugging along, no matter what.  

Anyone else have this problem or am I super weird? Both. Probably both. ;) Hope you’re all doing well! Love ya!! 

Originally posted by itsdohva

November 30 Min Writing Challenge

I’m 2/3rds of the way through The Punisher and, honestly, I can’t even say why I like it, because it’s not like I really like Frank’s character?  And yet it’s so weirdly engaging!  I agree with a lot of the criticism I’ve seen that the show feels like it doesn’t have anything coherent to say on the main theme running through it (the issue of gun control and violence), it seems fairly chaotic on that aspect, and yet… idk, I’ve watched like three episodes a night for the last few nights and I’m totally willing to go back for more.

I enjoy the dynamics they set up and I think they get that Frank works best as a character around other people, that for all that he’s one of those “I gotta do this alone” types, he… doesn’t really do that as much as you’d think.  He even begs people to help him, to stick around.  He’s willing to leave to protect people if he has to, he does sometimes take decisions out of their hands, but also he totally gets Daniel’s connection to his family and encourages it, he’s starting to think about something after all of this, what might be waiting for him.  Like, he’s still definitely an asshole, but one that’s fun to watch and I get why the characters around him care about him.

I’d say it’s probably… mmm, not as good as Daredevil s1 or Jessica Jones, but it’s a little better than Daredevil s2 or The Defenders for me.  (Also, Frank and Karen, let me quietly lay here on the floor and have feelings about them.)

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Anon said: i love ur fusion art!!!! if u have time/want to you should do a bakushima fusion

You’re not the only one that asked, but actually I already did draw it! It’s the first one I’ve drawn haha I felt like drawing it again tho, so here’s a doodled comic of the first time they fused accidentally ✌️

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get to know me: favorite female character → the ‘avatar: the last airbender’ girls
“I’m a warrior, but I’m a girl too.”

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Well, your schooling was obviously very rustic. “Bedazzle” is not a word. The word is dazzle! Change it. Bedazzle sounds better. It fits the rhythm, and the meaning’s clear. “To dazzle” - bedazzle. 

There are two absolute truths I believe when it comes to Teen Wolf
  • 1: Derek Hale is a sexual abuse/rape survivor from Kate and Jennifer and deserved a better storyline
  • 2: Stiles Stilinski is bisexual af
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minhyun and baejin recreating guanlin’s iconic rap

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Captain entrusted Eren with his deepest wishes. His fears, doubts, hopes, and promises.

10,000 Promises by @no-other-words /Pas_dAutres

i just saw an ad for pizza with anchovies and mini-burgers on it & now im questioning everything i believed about reality and the fundamental goodness of humanity

R E A D Y F O R I T: is a more of a warning than a question. a sign of things to come. a simple warning shot before the gunfight. to let you know that something is about to happen. telling you to prepare yourself. it’s just the beginning in the over all story. 

E N D G A M E: is for the lovers who, despite the odds, believe they can make it through this crazy game called life. it’s wanting to break your reputation of bad endings and make this be the one that lasts forever. it’s adrenaline rushes and planning your whole life out with someone. 

I D I D S O M E T H I N G B A D: is for all the witches they were unsuccessful at burning. it’s lit fireworks crackling in your rib-cage and fiddling with the laces of your warn out combat boots and already ripped fishnets and applying perfectly winged eyeliner without trying and bright red lipstick to match the blood of your enemies.

D O N T B L A M E M E: is for the passionate, reckless, fearless lovers. the ones who fall in love without hesitation and without permission. they dive in head first without looking back. they don’t care if it makes them seem crazy because they would rather be crazily, passionately in love than live an indifferent and emotionless life. it’s for when you find that one person you would risk everything for. 

D E L I C A T E: is for the doubt that takes residence in your head and in your heart when you finally get the courage to dust yourself off and fall for someone new after you got your heart broken. it’s terrifying and temporary and fragile and beautiful because it’s fleeting. it can never last forever, or so you have been led to believe. it’s for the cautious dreamers. the damaged lovers who have been left for dead too many times to count. 

L O O K W H A T Y O U M A D E M E D O: is for the defeating moment when you finally take the blame just to ease the heat. it’s for when every one thinks that they finally buried you but like a phoenix, you rise from the ashes reborn. it’s taking a lighter and burning every thing to the ground. it’s finding out just how good revenge can feel. 

S O I T G O E S: is nights at bars and restaurants and films and parties and weekends that you know can’t possibly last forever. it’s silk dresses and high heels and smudged lipstick and scratches on your lovers back. it’s cashmere jumpers and messy hair and dark circles beneath your eyes because lately life has been so freeing, sleeping seems like a waste of time. 

G O R G E O U S: is for the endless summer nights and repeatedly making eye contact with the stranger across the bar. it’s starry eyes, rosy cheeks, and quiet seduction. it’s drinks in blues and pinks and tiny cocktail umbrellas and having so many you quit counting. it’s finding someone so physically flawless you can’t help but hate them, simply because you can’t have them. 

G E T A W A Y C A R: is for all of the lovers on the run from all of their past mistakes and rebounds. it’s for when they find someone with similar baggage and decide to find distraction in each other. it’s for seeking a fresh new start. it’s secretly kissing in diner booths, holding hands under the table, and kissing each other with recklessness on your lips. it’s knowing that this is temporary, but that’s what you love about it.

K I N G O F M Y H E A R T: for the boys and girls who make a key to their heart and give it to each other. it’s the truth and vulnerability one must have to be able to do that. it’s for the five am rooftop conversations. it’s getting dressed up just to dance with each other around the living room. 

D A N C I N G W I T H O U R H A N D S T I E D: it’s nights spent dancing with each other around the house. it’s lips that taste like safety, and that’s something you haven’t had in so long you’ve forgotten what it taste like. It’s the drop of your stomach just before you jump. This is for the desperate but hopeful lovers. 

D R E S S: is his drink in your hair, on your lips, in your hands. it’s crumpled bed sheets. it’s when the sun rises in the morning and your eyes meet the same sleeping lover beside you. it’s lace bra-lets and knee-high boots. 

W H Y W E C A N T H A V E N I C E T H I N G S: is for when the hurt and betrayed turn into the unforgiving and unafraid. it’s when your mouth is filled with unforgiving teeth. it’s reaching a point of anger, you can’t help but burst into laughter. you can’t help but joke about the whole thing. it’s shards of broken glass and anger to the point of apathy. 

C A L L I T W H A T Y O U W A N T: is for the lovers who find comfort and validation in one another. they don’t have anything to prove. it’s hand written lovers and blankets under covers. grinning from ear to ear alone in your room. the promise of something bigger than this. a taste of forever. it’s cups of tea in the morning and wine at night. it’s the kind of love that could inspire classic romance novels. 

N E W Y E A R S D A Y: is for when every one else has gone home and you are the only two remaining. when the party is over, but the best part of the night has yet to come. it’s time standing still when it’s just you two. it’s air kissed curls and deep two in the morning conversations on kitchen counters. it’s wanting to stay forevermore.