OKAY LET'S DO THIS. LET'S START WITH A SPECIFIC SHIP. GO.
I’M SORRY IF YOU’RE PYNCH BUT I’M A BLUESEY BLOG FOR THE MOST PART (hence the captaining of the ship illustrated by my bio) AND THAT’S WHAT I’M GOING TO DO
just saying btw this is going to be one of this longest posts you’ve have ever seen
to get in the mood i’m going to use questions first:
Who cooks normally?
- blue. gansey cannot cook. he can’t make tea. he can’t cook. all he can do is cultivate mint (which is apparently a lot more than most of our fellow trc tumblrers :( )
How often do they fight?
- they fight all the time over the most petty things. “jane where did my book go” “why do you think I took it?” “no, it’s just that you were looking at it” “I WAS READING IT DO YOU THINK I CAN’T READ HOW BAD IS THE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM CMON HUH HUH”
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
if this is supposed to be a loneliness one then i’ve got you.
- they call each other all the time. like nonstop. also late night two am phone calls definitely.
- gansey tries to get her a cellphone but she refuses. finally, he pulls an adam and the hondayota and gives her one for her birthday but only after profusely promising her that it was his old one and that it is complete shit and that he doesn’t need it AT ALL. she doesn’t believe him ‘cause it’s a model that came out a week ago but she appreciates the sentiment.
Nicknames for each other?
- jane and dick for the most part. no babes, nor baes unless one of them is drunk
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
Who steals the covers at night?
- blue but gansey doesn’t care blue could take the entire goddamn bed if she wanted
What would they get each other for gifts?
- FIRST OF ALL, it would take a hell of a lot of work to get blue into the idea of gift swapping in the first place, because she would just know that gansey would use his richard campbell gansey iii powers and get her something hella expensive and she would not be down for that
- but if he finally succeeded, then blue would get him a new mint plant and something handmade, perhaps a sweater
- gansey would get her the world
- haha lol but he would if he could but really i’d say an atlas/tickets to poland (i believe?)/ or the financial aid needed for her costa rica thing in bllb
Who kissed who first?
- i don’t think this is an appropriate question.
Who made the first move?
- still TOTALLY NOT APPROPRIATE but i believe it was mutual?
who remembers things?
- gansey has a pretty good memory i’d say but idk blue too. if i had to choose one i’d say gansey if only bc of all his research work
who started the relationship?
who cusses more?
what would they do if the other one was hurt?
- blue would fight the world and gansey would burn it down looking for the cure.
also i was out away from my computer and happened to find this lovely headcanon for otp’s that just screamed bluesey
now original headcanons :)
- the wedding ring is a gansey tradition™ handed down through the ages. it’s a sapphire and even though it’s kind of small, it’s really bright and you could say it has an iridescent almost reflective quality (wink wink)
they do get married, but the proposal is really awkward like
“when r u going to propose”
“what? did adam tell you about the ring”
“i was joking wtf”
“what do you mean ring”
and the rest is history.
- they cuddle a lot: gansey’s the big spoon purely bc blue too’s tiny to be it also he’s a bit more soothing
- gansey gets blue a birthday cake filled with blueberry yogurt (without actually blueberries tho)
- bc of the whole kissing thing, after it all ends and it is revealed that after the primary, fatal kiss, blue can kiss gansey with no repercussions, they kiss a LOT. i’m talking everywhere. but they try to be secretive and do it with closed doors bc they don’t want to be that couple but if they come out with mussed hair everyone knows what was going on
- therefore, there is a lot of making out in the camaro
- one day, they go on a circumnavigation and blue is happier than she has ever been in her life. (there is a good chance that i will continue these specific head canons in a different post :) )
- they go to poland
- gansey takes her to see a pygmy tyrant for as a birthday present
- blue is the only person gansey can sleep around
ok ok i think i’m done (if you do yours tag me in them! also we should do more ships/people/things/places)
goddamn this is long sorry for everyone that had to read through it it’s probably terrible i know i know