i think this is how you flirt as a scientist

  • Humble Christian: It's obvious that God is too big, too powerful, too mysterious, and too complex for us to know His plan. How arrogant can scientists be to think they can make claims about God?! They need to take a lesson from us and have more humility!
  • Humble Christian: I have a personal relationship with God. I know He loves me, I know He hears my prayers, I know He created the universe with me in mind, I know gay sex makes Him sad, I know He is jealous when you flirt with other gods, and I know he gave us original sin and sacrificed His son to forgive us for things that happened before we were born. It's all part of His perfect plan, and this I know.