i think this is fake though

simoneolivia  asked:

The fake email generator is a real thing. It's actually super useful to get things that require signing up to get them (like if you want a free font or something but don't want to get all those annoying promo emails afterwards). I don't think you can keep fake emails forever though (it only exists for as long as the page is open, or some only exist for like 20 minutes), so I guess abby tran just creates new adresses smh, so pathetic (NEVER STOP REPORTING)

wow smfh that school better reply to me ASAP!!! 

anonymous asked:

hey not to be rude but in your byf it says you think aces aren't lgbt? and you also said hamilton is apart of the bad stuff thing so i was just wondering why you think that? not trying to be rude though!

kin id me no fakes allowed

Jacobi’s Medical Report

It’s going to come back and it’s going to be important for one or two reasons.  Either a) Lovelace realized she wasn’t human before Kepler killed her (seems unlikely since she was acting normally and you’d think that revelation would be more traumatizing) and/or b) it’s fake and Jacobi is the alien double.

I thought it was a) but honestly she was far too calm, unless it was just reassuring that things made sense or why she was willing to face down Kepler even though she knew he would kill her, because she knew she wasn’t what she thought she was.  But I think Lovelace would do that anyway, protect her crew no matter what.  I really didn’t think it was b) because it seemed like the outside Jacobi was born in the solar flare, but really I don’t have proof of that.  That was just my conjecture.

I’m not sure.  But whatever it ends up being Jacobi’s medical report is going to be in some way important.  That wasn’t just thrown in there for no reason.  

He says ‘I don’t get it, why are you still a virgin at 24?’
He says ‘I don’t believe you, I’ve seen you walk, virgins don’t walk like that’
He says, ‘That ain’t natural, people are supposed to fuck.’
Asks ‘Why though? No offense though.’
I ask ‘When was your first time?’
He says ‘I was 12’
He says ‘I know what you’re thinking, that’s too young.’
I look at his knuckles, he has two good hands.
He says ‘She was older than me.’
I ask ‘How old?’
And he says ‘It’s better that the girl is older, that’s how I learnt all things I know’
He licks his lips.
I ask again ‘How old?’
He says ‘I could use one finger to make you sob’
I think of my brother in prison and I can’t remember his face.
I ask again ‘How old?’
He says ‘Boys become men in the laps of women, you know?’
I think of my mother’s face lined with her bad choices in men.
He says ‘If you were mine you wouldn’t get away with this shit, I’d eat you for hours, I’d gut you like fruit.’
I think of my cousin’s circumcision, how she feels like a mermaid, not human from the waist down.
He says ‘I’d look after you, you know?’
I laugh, I ask for the last time ‘How old?’
He says ’34.’
He says ‘She was beautiful though and I know what you’re thinking but it’s not like that, I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man. No one could ever hurt me.
—  “Crude Conversations with Boys Who Fake Laughter Often" by Warsan Shire
he gives me so much butterflies making me never want to stop thinking about him. he’s always the last thing on my mind and i’m always making fake little scenarios i wish would happen. seeing him in person makes the butterflies in my stomach seem like nothing. he’s always smiling which makes me want to smile back. his eyes make me drown even though they aren’t even close to the color of the ocean. his voice and his laugh are just so adorable. his personality and how he likes to have fun makes me so happy. he’s so hyper and just so ‘loveable’. i’m falling for him so badly but he can’t see how i can make him happy. how i can help him in bad times, how i can always be there for him, he just doesn’t see how much i want to be there by his side. it stings me just knowing that i think about him all day when he has probably never even thought about me once. i wanna be his but i also want to get over him but neither is happening.
—  rant.

it makes me sad to see people dismissing jumin’s affection in the valentine’s day dlc just because he buys so many gifts. 

not everyone expresses their love solely through words or cuddles. sometimes people enjoy picking out items that they think others might like, and enjoy giving gifts as it’s their way of showing how much they care. gifts are not inherently bad, and not inherently a sign that your love is fake or inadequate. 

some people don’t like receiving gifts, and that’s okay! it’s also okay to give gifts if it’s a way to express your love and make others happy! 

disliking jumin’s valentine’s day ending is not the problem. disliking it because you think gifts automatically diminish his feelings is kinda missing the point. 

Being Demisexual...

is practicing what to say when someone asks who your celebrity crush is. It’s also being confused when people talk about being sexually attracted to celebrities they’ve never met and being completely serious about it

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Some fake screencaps for Legend of Genji! I used Korra screenshots as a base and painted on top. :D

I’m slowly but surely getting the hang of drawing him. I haven’t figured out the best method for drawing fire and shit yet though. I’m thinking of telling the story through illustrations like these with writing below? We’ll see! <3

If you have ideas for the story, please feel free to message me! I’d love input from other fans!

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Noah Czerny the raven cycle

“Glitter,” whispered Noah reverentially, giving it a shake. Sure enough, it was not fake snow but glitter that precipitated on the eternal holiday sands.

Thoughts on “I’ll never hate Even”

Isak isn’t mad at Even. In a way, I think he understands what Sonja told him. Even though what Sonja said most likely isn’t true, Isak thinks everything that happened was a side effect of the mania. Isak’s feelings about Even were never fake though. He had fallen in love with Even. I don’t think from his perspective he could blame Even enough to hate him. It’s not as though Even broke up with Isak because he wasn’t interested. Isak has been led to believe that Even never really had feelings to begin with. 

Mania comes with many different symptoms and it really can lead people to do things they don’t necessarily want to do. Viewing it from that perspective, Isak probably feels as if he almost forced his feelings onto Even, and Even’s mental illness “created” those feelings back. 

Isak doesn’t hate Even and never will. If anything he would blame himself for putting hope into someone and realizing it was all a delusion. Isak thinks he is dealing with a situation of unrequited love, not a break up. It’s hard to hate someone for the sole reason of them not liking you back. 

I’m ever so curious to see if we waited a few weeks and created fake middle-aged male personas (set up email accounts like mark.royce@gmail type shit) and sent in complaints as though we were men in our 50s if we’d get a different response. 

I mean I think we should do this for shits and giggles regardless

LIAR LIAR: PART 1

A LIE

SUMMARY: -request-You told your sister that you have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set you up with people but now she’s coming to visit and you’re in too deep and need a fake boyfriend ASAP. (THANK YOU TO @super-slick-fanfic-chick for letting me use this idea for my series! Love you!)

PAIRING: Barry X Reader 

WARNINGS: none really

A/N: I am so happy to announce that I am finally done with finals and have returned to the land of fan fiction and tumblr. This was a lot of fun to write, even though finals kept me busy and writers block tried to stop me. Let me know what you guys think and whether you want part 2 or not! ALSO! thank you @winchester-with-wings   for editing this! You rock!

        You are seriously starting to consider murder. Life imprisonment doesn’t seem so bad if that means a break from your sister’s constant nagging on your perpetual single life. But if you’re being honest with yourself, she’d probably haunt your ass, asking why you still haven’t found a man. You know she means well, just wanting you to find the same happiness she’s found with her wife, Jane.

           However, with terrible blind dates one after the other, set up by your well-meaning sister, you couldn’t handle any more. That’s why when Thanksgiving came swinging around this year, you tried everything to get out of it. Even going as far as to say you were in the hospital, but your mom saw through every lie. She’s known you long enough to spot it over the phone, (it’s a little discontenting at times). So here you are, miles away from your home in Central City where you could be wrapped in a blanket or dining in with Barry, who had invited you to Thanksgiving with him, Iris, and Joe. Instead, you sit at your family dinner table, with your sister, Megan, across from you in the middle of one of her infamous rants. Like this one, they usually focused on your “fast approaching doom” of becoming a spinster.

“Y/n, I’m just saying that there comes a time in your life where you have to ask yourself, is it me?” Megan chides as she passes the mashed potatoes to your dad. Unintentionally your jaw clenches, it has developed into a habit around Megan.

“Right, dad?” She asks him, like a child waiting for approval. He seems like a deer in headlights and makes the wise decision of standing from the table and claiming to have forgotten the gravy. Even though it was sitting in front Aunt May.

           It doesn’t take Megan a second for her to spin her head back to you, her face a bit softer.

“You know what? There was this guy, Sam something, I met at a charity event last time I was visiting you in Central City. I think you both would hit it off—“

“Meg, honey, not now.” Jane, your sister-in-law, pleads, and you mouth out a ‘thank you’ to her. You’ve spoken too soon; however, as Megan pulls out her phone waving Jane off.

“Just a second, I’m sure I have his number in here somewhere.”

           Your heart beat quickens while anxiety follows. You are not going on another crappy blind date.

“Meg, stop it. I’m serious!” You beg, but she’s glued to her phone. Heat bubbles up inside of you, and anger fills your head, turning your ears red. “Megan,” Damn, what are you going to have to do to convince her to give it up? This is getting ridiculous.

“Found it!” She exclaims, and you forget to think. (God, you’re an idiot sometimes).

“I have a boyfriend!”

           At that, your sister is snapped back to reality, and it takes you a minute to let the words sink in. Shit, what did you just do? Your mind flies through possible ways out, take it back, lie, act like nothing happened…but it all brought you back to the simple point: if your sister thinks you’re taken, no more blind dates, no more speeches of being doomed to live alone. Of course you don’t really have a boyfriend, but how hard can faking it be?

                                       **6 MONTHS LATER**

 

           Pretending to have a boyfriend has turned out to really not be that hard. With your sister almost never visiting, all you really had to do was answer questions about your “boyfriend” whenever she called. And man, was it bliss, to not be worried about what blind date was next.

           Barry’s feet rest on top of your coffee table, and you stretch your legs on top of his. He smirks, and pulls his eyes away from the movie.

“Comfortable?” He asks, laughter hinted in his voice.

“Very.” You give him a cheeky grin, cuddling up next to your best friend. Chuckling, he wraps his arm around you.

           Tonight was one of your weekly movie marathons with Barry. When no metahumans would be tearing the town apart and Barry, aka the Flash, didn’t have to stop them, the two of you would choose movies you’ve never seen, or movies you wanted to see again or TV shows and marathon them together. Eating more popcorn and milk duds than humanly possible, and joking around. Sometimes muting the television and making up your own commentary for the characters.

“Hey, we’re out of popcorn,” You point out and look up at Barry expectantly, causing him to roll his eyes with a smirk. He doesn’t need to respond and he moves away his arm, standing up and moving towards the kitchen, taking the empty bowl with him.

“Thank you!” You call to him, stretching out the ‘ooo’ sound as you say it.

           Suddenly, the noise of someone knocking against your door enters into the apartment. Groaning, you toss the blanket you had to the side and make your way towards your front door.

“Barry,” you yell out, pulling open the door as you speak, “did you order pizza again? You know there is such a thing as too much pizza…” Your voice regresses suddenly when you’re met with the person standing at the door. Instead of a pasty, teen in delivery uniform and holding a pizza box, your sister, Megan, is there.

“Surprise!”

           She reigns you into a hug, taking you in by the neck causing you to laugh.

“What are you doing here?” You inquire, pulling away to get a good look at her. You haven’t seen her since Christmas.

“What? A loving sister can’t visit?” One look from you has her giggling away her previous serious expression and walks inside, dropping her coat into your arms. “Okay, your right. My business is hosting another Charity event here! It did so well, last year and I thought, ‘hey if I’m in town, why not stay a couple days with my younger sis?’”

“So, you’re staying here? At my place?” Oh no.

“Well yeah, unless, of course, if you want me to go…”

“No, no, of course not, it’s just—“

“Y/n, I get it, you don’t want me to intrude on you and the boyfriend, but I swear I’ll be the best guest ever. You and him are even invited to the Charity Gala!” You don’t know how to respond, but she doesn’t notice, her eyes busy looking around the room. “Where is the guy anyway? I want to meet the man who stole my sister’s heart.”

           Right about now you wanted to hit yourself in the head with a frying pan. How could you forget, about telling her you and your make believe “BF” were living together? Another one of your brilliant lies, at the time you thought it made your story more believable, but now you were wishing you kept your mouth shut.

“Megan, I have to tell you something,” you begin, the truth has to come out. You can’t invent a boyfriend out of thin air.

“Oh, don’t tell me that you and him broke up? I mean seriously, Y/n, can you not keep a man?”

           At that, you shut your mouth tight. It was all flooding back again, like nothing had changed. It’s in this moment, that Barry, bless his soul, decides to come out from the kitchen, a newly filled bowl of popcorn in his hand.

“Double buttered just how you like it,” His voice trails off when he sees that you’re not alone, his eyebrows crinkling together for a moment.

“Oh, you must be him! I am so happy to finally meet you!” Megan’s face lights up when she sees Barry, quickly walking over to him and enveloping him into a similar hug she gave you earlier.

“Uh, Barry meet my sister, Megan. Megan, this is Barry.” You introduce, awkwardly shoving your hands into your pockets. Your best friend’s face lights up in recognition and immediately returns a smile towards your sister.

“It’s really nice to meet you, too. Y/n, has told me a lot about you,” he tells her and she looks him up and down with a grin plastered to her face.

“Y/n, you didn’t tell me your boyfriend was hot.” She exclaims,

“What?” Barry questions, his face in complete shock and bewilderment. Megan, luckily, didn’t catch on.

“Hey, I may be gay, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know a hot guy when I see one, and my sister has definitely snatched up a good one.” She replies in confidence, and you want to hide your face in your hands.

“You know what, Barry, can you come with me?” You say finally, trying to control this before things gets out of hand, “I, uh, need some help setting up the guest bedroom.”

“Uh, yeah, okay.” He agrees, reluctant, placing the popcorn on a table nearby.

“Meg, just make yourself at home, we’ll be right back!” You tell her before pulling you and Barry into the spare bedroom.

           You turn around, after closing the door behind the two of you, and are met by Barry’s stern green eyes and his eyebrows raised expectantly.

“Okay,” you begin, reaching out to him, “I can explain.”


“Run that by me again?”

           Barry sits on the edge of the bed, and he runs his fingers through his hair, before turning to look back at you, across from him.

“Barry, you know I wouldn’t be asking you if I had another choice,” you don’t bother to repeat the plan again, you’ve already done it twice.

“Okay, let me get this straight. You told your sister you were dating someone so she would stop setting you up on blind dates, but now she’s here and you need me to pretend to be your boyfriend?”

           You move closer to him,

“She’s only in town for a couple days. Barry please, I’m desperate.”

           He bites the inside of his cheek, like he does when he’s thinking something over. Your heart beats anxiously for his answer.

“How sure are you that it’s going to work?”

“Like 20%.”

“And the other 80?”

“The other 80% means my sister finding out I’ve been lying to her for months and she never talks to me again.”

“Those odds suck.”

“I know, but I need you, Bare.”

           Barry smiles and scratches a spot behind his ear, before giving a reluctant sigh.

“Why not? It should be fun.” He breaks into a large grin, and you tackle him, covering him in a bear hug.

“Seriously? Thank you so much!” Barry laughs into you, his back lying on the bed from when he fell against your sudden burst. You fall to the side, rolling off of him. The two of you stay like that, for a second, giggles being shared between the two of you. Him on his back, with his head turned to see you and you on your side, a hand propping up your head. Barry’s the first to speak,

“How hard can it be, right?”

I’M BAAAAAACK!

Tumblr finally got back to me and have restored my account!

Originally posted by magnificentbonanza

So why did the terminate my account in the first place? Welp, I’m not too proud to eat my own words and say even though I thought it couldn’t be possible, the reason they gave me was Adfly links.

Apparently, even though Tumblr’s TOU doesn’t specifically say anything about Adfly links, they are considered ‘Spam & Deceptive links’. You would think there would be mention of it in their Community Guidelines or maybe they would give people some warning … or you know, focus on more important things like getting rid of triggering content and people who use fake Tumblr accounts to tell others to go kill themselves but oh well.

They simply said “In the future please refrain from posting links or content from sites that violate our policies on Spam & Deceptive links (like adf.ly or q.gs/ ) or your account will be automatically and definitely terminated.”  Would have been nice to get a warning like that before they terminated my account and stressed me out for three days by not replying BUT ANYWAY! I’m going to do exactly as I said I would if this turned out to be the case and stop using Adfly. I’m not sure if I need to go back and remove all my Adfly links but I’m going to anyway because I don’t want to risk being terminated again.

I’m not sure how I’m going to be able to afford future packs though… I may move my downloads to a different site that allows Adfly links at some point but for now, I’m too exhausted from all of this and from other things that have been going on to do more than remove the links and catch up on the stories I’ve missed.

One last thing. As I said, I’m not too proud to admit that I was wrong and Adfly was the issue, so please do me the courtesy of not bombarding my inbox with “I told you so” messages. I just got my account back, I don’t want to spend the first few hours blocking people.

FAHC - Not So Ruthless

I know everyone paints The Fakes as the gang of ruthless killers that they are in GTA. Think about this though. The Fakes who have a “no women or children” rule. The Fakes who have the records on every civilian in Los Santos so they can to know who’s innocent and who more than deserves their sentence. The Fakes who will easily take anyone hostage, but refuse to kill the people they hold captor.

What about Geoff making sure an area is clear of civilian causalities before a heist kicks off. What about Ryan accepting arrest a few dozen times just so he doesn’t have to gun down the police when it’s “Take Your Kid to Work Day”.

Imagine Michael and Gavin getting to know the teens of the neighborhood and telling them not to get into trouble with gangs and drugs just so they don’t have to cross them in the streets years later.

Think about Jack, who mapped out every small struggling businesses in Los Santos so the crew knows not to steal what little they have. Or Jeremy who knows routes around the city that avoid dog parks and shelters so the string of cops following him won’t run over any strays.

And Ray, whose innocent face couldn’t possibly have any connection with crime in Los Santos, donating his money and time to charity.

What about all the Fakes donating time and money to charity. Retirement homes and hospitals receiving heft anonymous in cash donations. Orphanages and daycares find huge piles of toys every Christmas.

Are the Fakes vigilantes? No. Are mistakes made, causing people to die who shouldn’t have? Always. But there’s no better coping method for all this chaos than kindness. Behind every civilian death, fully paid debts and expenses. Behind every property damage a check to repair it twice over. The Fakes have their fun, but they know what out of line means.

anderperry fake dating au
  • neil convinces todd to pretend to be dating because that’s what everyone of their friends is expecting anyways
  • it took todd a while to agree though because he didn’t think it was a good idea (but then he saw the excitement in neil’s eyes and couldn’t say no any longer)
  • so now they are expected to hold hands during dps meetings in the cave
  • neil doesn’t notice that he starts to rub his thumb against todd’s hand while they listen to meeks reading a poem
  • todd does notice (and it’s a good thing it’s dark in the cave because he can’t help but blush and wishes neil would never stop)
  • neil is constantly giggling in todd’s presence and he’s also very handsy, which made even Knox roll his eyes at one point
  • and - you know the drill - the moment they realise they aren’t faking after all is GLORIOUS
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Boyfriend Yoongi Reacts to You Fangirling over Sam Maekjong :)

Request:  Instead of a BTS reaction, can I ask for a boyfriend! Yoongi reaction to you fangirling super hard whenever Sam Maekjong comes on during Hwarang? 😂😂😂

Note: First time doing fake texts!! I just wanted to try it even though I think their not greatttt :/

They Slap You During a Fight *TRIGGER* (BTS)

Requested by the enchanting @poody1608 <3 (BTW guys we DO NOT condone domestic abuse in any way, if it is/has happened to you or you see/hear it happening to someone else, PLEASE HELP OR GET HELP! No one deserves to be treated like that ok)

Feel free to send in requests guys! We do Reactions, Preferences, Fake Texts, and Scenarios! Just tell us who you want, what you want, and how you want it! <3  (MalexFemale, MalexMale, FemalexFemale)

*Don’t own the gifs yo*

Author: Taebaby

NAMJOON: *exhales* Ok. I honeslty think it would be so out of character for him that it might even shock him more than you. There’d be a minute of silence between the two of you until the waterfall of apologies started rushing from his mouth. I feel like (even though you should never do this) it might be easier to get over this bump with him than a few of the others because he’d be so torn up about it himself

YOONGI: Yoongi would just freeze, he really wouldn’t know what to do. Unlike Namjoon, it would actually take him forever to even talk, much less look at you (but you wouldn’t be looking at him either so). Then once he got half his courage back, he’d hit you with a super anguished expression

HOSEOK: If you thought Namjoon would feel torn up about it, you haven’t met Hobi. He would be horrified of himself. He loved you more than anything in the world and never ever dreamed (nightmared) of ever hitting you. He would def start sobbing and he might even try to leave but (and I’ve got a soft spot for this boy) seeing how awfully regretful he was, you’d pull him into a tight hug, stopping him

SEOKJIN: Jin I feel could be a toss up. He’d either get super dissapointed in himself or super angry (you are the one he loves most after all). But mostly I think he’d see himself differently after that incident. He’d beg you to forgive him but he’d understand if you didn’t

JIMIN: (chimchim is such a sweetie why) So He’d be shocked silent as well, just kinda staring at your face and his hand. He’d never been aggressive towards you before (even the rough sex was pretty gentle) so you’d be stunned too. You’d start to walk away from him, but he’d clutch at your arm, begging you to stay (and probably hit him back)

TAEHYUNG: When he saw your frightened, tearful face, he wouldn’t forgive himself. He’d stand there for a minute, feeling like a monster. He wouldn’t try to apologize or touch you, feeling like he didn’t deserve it. He’d leave, but he’d come back if you called out to him

JUNGKOOK: This kid would be so shocked and just confused (almost as if he didn’t realize he did it). In a daze he’d reach out to you, but when you screamed at him and walked away, he’d let you go. He would feel like he didn’t deserve to even be around you

rfa + going to a club/party

a/n: so this wasn’t requested but i thought i’d put up an initial post so you guys can see what my writing is like! i wrote this way before i started posting on here and i just didn’t expect to get so many requests right away! i’m gonna post this anyways bc i worked on it lmao. i’ll be posting a request soon, though!


Yoosung:

  • he’s actually never been to a club before so he’s super excited when you ask him to go to one w you
  • lowkey the idea of going to a club makes him feel more grown up
  • anyways,, he gets all ready a bit too early so he has to wait for a while he’s so over-excited omg
  • he somehow remains patient as you get ready tho ok but his leg is bouncing excitedly as he’s waiting on the couch
  • you two arrive, looking cute as hell the doorman thinks Yoosung’s ID is fake lmao…anyways
  • he pulls you on to the dance floor immediately
  • and you guys start out dancing just like… next to each other;; not touching or anything
  • but ofc u inch closer and have to actually take his hands and place them on your hips
  • aaand cue his bright, blushing face rlly boi y'all have been dating how long now??
  • u think it’s adorable of course bc how can u not
  • he’ll eventually just awkwardly suggest getting drinks bc his heart can’t take it anymore
  • u guys have a rlly good time tho :’)

Zen:

  • so Zen invites you to a party being thrown by some people he’s acquainted with in the industry
  • you two spend forever getting ready
  • bc u know… gotta make sure you guys look bomb af
  • and ofc when you get there, every.single.person. envies y'all immediately
  • ur guys’ outfits are coordinating and honestly u two are #couplegoals
  • you guys take selfies at every given moment (also u both “sneakily” take candids of each other)
  • he introduces you to a looooot of people and makes sure they all know how great u are
  • end up dancing together at some point and probably “accidentally” turn him on
  • it’s not ur fault he makes it so easy
  • did someone say “quickie in the bathroom”????
  • ppl at the party notice ur absence but don’t actually suspect anything when u get back

Jaehee:

  • aaa so you’ve invited Jaehee to a party one of your friends is throwing
  • she asks a lot of questions;;; “will there be a lot of people?” “what’s the expected attire?” etc.
  • she’s so nervous the poor angel (mostly bc she’s going to be meeting a lot of people you know/are friends with)
  • u reassure her ofc
  • she asks to borrow some of ur clothes for the occasion what a fckn cutie
  • initially she clings to u a tad but eventually gets more comfy
  • she even tells a few funny stories abt her crazy boss srry jumin and just beams when people actually, genuinely laugh
  • she ends up drinking a bit too much tho
  • “this punch is so good!! what’s the recipe?” she slurs a bit bless her
  • when she’s told it has alcohol in it she just sort of goes… oh
  • “so enough of that then…. right, MC?” she sort of stumbles into your arms and just starts laughing
  • you guys go home an hour or so later and she just… passes tf out
  • in the morning, she’s a bit hungover but she doesn’t regret it a bit;; she had a lot of fun

Jumin:

  • somehow you convince him to go to a club w you
  • unsurprisingly, he’s totally out of his element
  • doesn’t really know what he’s supposed to be doing???
  • you try to pull him on the dance floor, but that’s just…not gonna happen
  • instead he secures you guys a VIP booth typical
  • ur lowkey disappointed bc u wanted to dance
  • “dance if you want to, MC. i’ll just watch.”
  • poor dude doesn’t even realize what he set in motion when he said that
  • not that he was going to complain once you were giving him his own private show
  • although he ended up having issues… restraining himself
  • your night out is cut rather short when he grabs you a bit rougher than he meant to and announces that  you two are leaving
  • of course….. you don’t mind what comes next at all

Seven:

  • you two actually go out to clubs on occasion, not too often but u know
  • he’s always so captivated by how you look when you two go out well, even more so than he usually is
  • it’s actually a fairly normal outing
  • …..until he accidentally scares the shit out of you 
  • “guess who?” he says in a weird accent as his covers your eyes from behind
  • after you jumped and yelped that first time, he made it his mission for the night to find more creative ways to scare you
  • aaand more creative reasons to keep having to excuse himself
  • “Saeyoung pls we both already have three full drinks, stop going to get more.”
  • his excuses start getting nonsensical and it honestly becomes a game
  • you try and spot him before he can scare you (you only manage that once rip) and he tries to get better and better reactions from you
  • nearly every time, he genuinely surprises you
  • the yelps are replaced by laughter eventually but that doesn’t stop him
  • this goes on even after you two get home and you have to desperately call for a truce
  • you two shake on it… and he then proceeds to get you really good while you’re brushing your teeth gdi Saeyoung 
Me being #deep once again

Fake Frank ain’t even a bad guy..ChinChin paid him in chromosomes to take Real Frank’s place so thats why he did it, I don’t even think he knew there was another  Frank much less a “real” one. I feel bad for him actually..I feel bad because he was manipulated by ChinChin and was happy in that place, he thought of PinkGuy and Safari Man as friends probably. Same with Wheelz, they all in the end turned their backs on him though. When he was hunting down Real Frank, he probably thought Real Frank was the Fake Frank. I believe in his final breath as blood was dripping from his mouth he relived the life he had, the new life he had with his new, probably only “friends” I believe before he met ChinChin he was nothing more than a weaker shadow of Real Frank mindlessly wandering through different realms trying to find where he belonged. What if he’s scared to not exist? This poor boy was set up by the one guy he trusted (ChinChin) only in the end to be fucking stabbed in the back by him. idc if FilthyFrank is supposed to be a dumb show, when you put shit like this into my thinkng process I think of sad shit like this and it just gets deeper