You loved that man but you didn’t understand why it took him 45 minutes to do his hair. It was literally 2 inches long.
As you looked around the living room making sure you had everything you needed to spend the day over at Mary and John’s you spotted the gift bag that had ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ written on it. Knowing Dean would probably walk right out the front door and forget it you sat it beside your bag.
“Don’t get your panties in a twist. I’m ready.” Dean said as he was walking down the stairs rolling up the sleeves on his red flannel.
“Finally. I put your mothers gift by my bag so we wouldn’t forget to grab it. I think we have everything else we need already in the car.”
“Alrighty then. Let’s get this show on road!”
Rolling your eyes at him you grabbed your bag and Mary’s present as you walked out the door.
Thirty minutes later you were pulling up to their house. As you were walking up the sidewalk you seen Sam and Jess’s car parked in the driveway.
“I’m glad someone was here on time.” You say hoping that Dean was close enough to hear you.
“Maybe Sam wasn’t as lucky as I was last night.” Winking at you as he walked past you to open the door.
“This is true” you say matter-of-factly.
“We’re here” Dean announced just as Mary came around the corner.
“Happy Mother’s Day mom” Dean told his mother as he gave her a hug and quick kiss on the cheek.
“Thank you sweetie.” She said as she moved from Dean to you. “Hi Y/N, How are you sweetheart?”
“I’m fine Mrs. Winchester-”
“How many times have I got to tell you it’s Mary. Come on in.”
Following Mary through the house she leads you to the dining room where you see Sam and John sitting down at the table.
“Hey Dad. Hey Sam.” Dean said walking past them and to the fridge to grab a beer.
“Hey guys!” You say as Sam pulls you into a hug.
“Hey Y/N, Did you guys get lost?” Sam says jokingly.
“Ha, Why don’t you ask Dean why we were late?”
Just as you had hoped everyone looked right over at Dean.
“Sam wants to know why were late. Do you want to tell 'em or should I?”
“There’s nothing to tell.” He says nonchalantly before taking a long drink of his beer.
“Oh so you spending 45 minutes on your hair is just normal?”
“Wait so that’s why you were late?!” Sam said shock and laughter lacing his words.
“Now thay my work here is done I’m going to go see if your mom needs help in the kitchen.”
“Hey Mary I was wondering if you needed any help getting lunch ready?”
“Oh well John’s going to start the burgers soon and I think everything else has already been fixed and put in the fridge until it’s time to eat. So I think it’s all been taken care of.”
“Well in that case I have something I want to give to you. It’s a little mothers day present from me.”
Reaching down in your purse you pulled out a small box with ribbon around it.
“Honey you didn’t have to get me anything.” She says while she took the ribbon off and opened the box.
“Oh my god!” She said once she seen what was inside. “Are you pregnant?!”
“Yes! But Dean doesn’t know yet. I thought you’d like to be the one who tells him.”
“I’d love to tell him, but are you sure uou don’t want to?”
“I just want to there when you tell him.”
Just then Jess came into th kitchen.
“What is going on in here? I heard Mary holler and ”
“Y/N’s pregnant! But no one else knows so we gotts keep it hush hush for a little bit.”
“Oh my gosh Y/N congratulations!” Jess says while hugging you.
“Thanks. I’m so excited for Mary to tell Dean. He’s going to be so happy.”
A few minutes later you, Jess and Mary joined the guys outside.
“Ah there they are.” John chuckled from behind the grill.
“You just missed an awesome story.” John chuckled from behind the grill.
“I don’t think I wanna know.” Mary said while walking over to check her husbands cooking.
“That’s probably for the best.” Dean said as you sat down beside him at the picnic table.
“Everything is ready except fir the burgers. So when those get done we can eat.” Mary mentioned as she sat down across from you.
Looking uo you seen Mary mouth the words “I’m going to do it soon” and you instantly gor nervous. You knew Dean wanted to be a dad even if he hadn’t said so. You seen the way he would look at little kids when you would pass by them in the supermarket or when you would see them playing with their food at a restaurant. The thought of that being one of your and Dean’s kids brought a smile to your face.
“So mom what’s it like having an entire day dedicated to you?” Sam asked
“Well it’s not just dedicated to me, but to every mother. Whether she is expecting, already has children, or has passed on.”
She answered Sam, looking casually at you when she said 'expecting’. You hoped no one else noticed and if they did you hoped that they wouldn’t think anything of it.
“Which reminds me, someone here has a very important announcement to make. But being the amazing daughter-in-law she is, decided to let me do the honours as a wonderful mother’s day present to me.”
She paused long enough to look around at everyone and then finally said, “John, were gonna be grandparents. Dean and Y/N are having a baby!” She practically jumped off the bench with excitement.
Dean looked over at you with a shocked expression on his face.“ You’re pregnant?!”
You were a little taken aback by his reaction. You thought he would be happy about this.“Y-yeah, I found out about two weeks ago and thought that it would make a nice mothers day present for your mom.”
While you were talking you noticed the expression on Dean’s face never changed. Soon he began running his fingers through his hair and you knew exactly what he was thinking.
“Hey do you wanna go talk inside?”
Without even taking a second thought he said yes and was halfway to the house before you had even gotten up.
“Dean you know you’re going to be an amazing dad, right?”
“How can you be so sure? You say all the time how I’m a silly man child.”
“Yes you can be a silly man child, but when you aren’t being adorably goofy you are the sweetest, most caring, selfless person I know and I’m so glad you are the father of my child.”
“I am pretty adorable.” He says with a cute smirk on his face. “I can’t believe I’m gonna be a dad.”
“How do you think I felt when I found out? I took maybe four at home pregnancy tests and went to two different doctors. I still had a hard time believeing it!”
“You know as soon as we walk out there we are going be attacked with hugs right?” Dean said tilting his chin towards the backyard.
“Yeah, but were having a baby.” Wrapping your arms around his neck and pulled your self close to him.
“We sure are.” He replied before wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing you.
Cora comes to dinner; Robin and Regina have a picnic in the park with the boys and plan their trip to the hunting lodge. And, there’s a small side of a budding Red Beauty romance for @glindalovesshoes. Thanks to @x-wishes-on-fallen-stars-x, who helped with some of the details of this one.
Yesterday was coming out Day. As my husband says, we’re in the closet, but the door is open. I’m tired from hiding the identity of the people I love and who are deeply important to me. It takes a great deal of effort, and I don’t think I do a very good job anyway. I recently opened up to a good friend at work who cut me off…telling me she already thought we were swinging. Anyway…on with our story.
I got into a conversation with a friend of mine in my yoga teacher training yesterday about some artwork my daughter had done on the front of my book. More conversation…Yadda yadda…has she always been artistic…no but she designed one of my tattoos….”oh really what does it mean?” “Well, the colors are for bisexual because I’m bisexual.” (The 20 year old across the room squeals OH MY GOD!!! I’M BISEXUAL TOO! YAY!-so cute btw). My friend says “but you’re married…like to a man…”. Yes. I say. But I’m dating a wonderful woman. And her husband. And my husband is dating my girlfriend. Cue a million questions….what about the kids ? What about holidays? Do we all live together? How did this happen? And at the end…huh…I never knew that existed.
A few minutes later another girl came over. Turns out she had been in a pretty bad mono marriage. She had always been attracted to women and maybe men and now didn’t really know except her family is not on board with anything except heteronormativity. She is interested in long term relationships, but definitely doesn’t want what she had. She overheard my conversation and never knew anything like that existed. Long story short, we may be becoming sherpas for a super sweet girl exploring her own poly life. How cool would that be?
Please, note that I am French, so there might be some mistakes, here and there.
(Takes place in 1x02/03/04/05/06)
changed his mind. Elijah came back with his brother, ready to follow the
witches’ plan. They took you and Hayley to a house where they used to live when
they were in New-Orleans a century ago.
day, Hayley and you were helping cleaning up the house. You were in a bedroom
where all the furniture were covered by a sheet. You were joined by Elijah.
is ancient” Hayley says.
should serve our purposes. I’s a sanctuary from our business in the quarter.
Right now, you’re the most important person of this family, you need a good
home.” Elijah tells her, taking a few steps towards you. He was standing behind
you, his hands on your waist. “So, I’m curious. In all this time, has anyone
asked you how you feel?”
having a miracle baby with a psychotic one-night stand?” she says and you
being a mother” he says. You look up at her.
abandoned when I was born, and my adoptive parents kicked me out, the second
that I turned into a wolf” she says and you look at her with sad eyes. “So, I
don’t really know how I feel about being a mother because I never really had a
always protect you.” Elijah tells her. “You have my word on that.” Hayley
smiles at you two.
Elijah always keeps his word.” Klaus says, entering the room.
done?” Elijah asks and you frown.
remain a welcome guess in the quarter” he says. “My own concern now is this
coven of impudent witches.”
them to be honorable. Besides, we don’t have to fear their magic as Y/N can
feel it… But Marcel obviously has something that they need. They don’t want him
dead, there must be a reason why.”
going to have to find out this… secret weapon if we want to take down Marcel”
Klaus says before leaving the room with Elijah, leaving you and Hayley alone.
I’m glad you’re here” Hayley tells you. “I know I can count on you to protect
and shake your head. “Hey, a year ago I didn’t even know I was an elemental. I
can use magic but… I’m not the ultimate weapon either” you say.
It’s good to have you on my side.”
the room to find Elijah. You started to hear the boys voices so you followed
weakness that Marcel could exploit” you hear Klaus say.
says before daggering his brother. You hear Elijah scream from pain before you
enter the room.
your hand and Klaus is now against the wall. “Elijah” you call his name as you
rush towards him and remove the dagger which hadn’t killed him yet. You take
his head in your hands and give him a worry look. Klaus was still pinned to the
wall, in pain.
okay?” you ask Elijah worried. He breathes out of pain as his skin takes a
normal shade again. He nods for only answer, obviously disappointed in his
brother’s action. You take a deep breath, stand up with the dagger in your
hand. “What the hell Klaus?!”
he tells you.
idiot you know that?” you scream at him. “Your brother loves you, deal with it!
You’re gonna be a father so stop daggering every member of your family because
you’re too afraid of being loved!” He looks at you with so much anger. “And
just so you won’t try to dagger my boyfriend again…” you hold your hand with
the dagger “I’m taking the magic from the dagger, so it can’t work anymore” you
throw the dagger at his feet and turn to face Elijah before leaving the room.
But as soon
as you release Klaus, you’re the one pinned against the wall. “You think you
can tell me what to do?” Klaus screams at you his hands on your shoulders but
Elijah takes his brother by the shoulder and throw him across the room.
“You do not
touch her!” They started fighting and destroying the furniture of the dining
room where you were.
going on here?” Hayley asks, rushing into the room.
now!” you yell, setting the curtains on fire by accident. “You’re a family!
Start acting like one!”
Elijah stay quiet, just standing there looking at you.
love” Klaus sighs, annoyed. “Please, calm down before the entire house burns
You take a
deep breath and the fire disappears. You sigh “Klaus… The people that care
about you aren’t a weakness… they’re your strength. Stop being an idiot and
accept you could have a loving family if you just stopped being so paranoid!”
answer and leave the room.
okay?” Elijah asks you, taking a few steps towards you, putting his hands on
each side of your face. You nod. “I need to control my anger” you sigh. “Sorry
about the curtains.” He looks sad. Disappointed by his brother’s behavior. “I’m
sorry” you tell him. He shakes his head.
know why I didn’t see it coming.”
because you want to see the good in him. He’ll stop acting like an idiot soon
enough” you tell him, pulling him into a hug.
well, he better. He’s going to be a father, soon” Hayley sighs before stepping
out of the room.
the day with Marcel. Rebekah called to inform you that Bonnie had successfully
stopped Silas and that she’ll be in New-Orleans at nightfall.
night. Klaus had come back from his tour of the French quarter with Marcel and
you were in your bedroom with Elijah.
“If I knew
we were coming to stay, I would’ve packed more…” you sigh.
worry, I told Rebekah to take your mother’s chest and some other belongings
from your house” he says.
at him. “You think about everything, don’t you?” He smiles and you pull him
into a kiss.
Rebekah had just entered the house.
hell are you?” Hayley asks with a weapon in her hands, ready to defend herself.
must be the maid. My bags are in the car. Get them, will you?” Rebekah sighs.
the maid…” Hayley tells her.
You’re that werewolf girl my brother Klaus knocked up” she says, like it was something
common. “I was expecting to see some kind of supernatural miracle baby bump.
But I guess you’re not showing yet… It’s Hayley, isn’t it?”
your brother’s manners” Hayley says.
temper too, so watch it.”
Back in you
room Elijah breaks the kiss. “My sister is here” You smile, kiss his cheek and
you pull her into a hug.
Where’s Klaus?” she asks, obviously angry. Oh,
oh… Maybe you shouldn’t have told her he tried to daggered Elijah… Oops
away to the other room. “Klaus, get out here!”
in the room. “Enough with all the shouting.”
to dagger Elijah again? What the bloody hell, Nik?”
you came here to give me a lesson about family, sweet little Y/N has done that already…”
he sighs pointing a finger at you.
think you could use more than just one lesson” she tells him.
the 6 dead vampires were your doing?”
She has been here for 5 minutes and she has already killed 6 people.
“They were very
rude…” she nods “Trying to victimize a poor, innocent girl, just trying to find
her way to the quarter… So sorry, were they friends of yours? Oh… that’s right,
you don’t have any friends.”
“I do have
friends. I have Marcel. You remember him, don’t you? Yes, of course, you do. He
fancies himself, the king of the quarter now and he has his rules about killing
vampires. It’ll be fun to see what sort of punishment he comes up for you” he
care about Marcel or his rules. Aren’t we here to take him down?” she shrugs.
are, but to do that we need him to trust me. We’re following the witches’ plan.
He won’t be happy that you’re here.”
care less about Marcel’s happiness” she says. “I’m going to my room now, I
trust it’s ready?” she walks out of the room.
after that, Rebekah drags you to Rousseau’s even though you protested that
Marcel couldn’t know she was in town. You were sitting at the bar, just like
the first time you came with Elijah and Rebekah was telling her life story to
with that, I moved back here to be closer to my brothers because, let’s face it
family is important, right Camille?”
have to change this name tag. Drunk guys keep hitting on me in French.”
dating Marcel Gerard? I heard he had a crush on the hot bartender at
Rousseau’s” Rebekah asks the other blood and you give her a reprimanding look.
hardly call it dating” she blushes. “He’s wooing me… sort of. I don’t know…
He’s very charming which probably means I should run for the hills.”
“I like you
Cami” Rebekah says. “Most girl have the unfortunate tendency of being whiny,
laughs. “Thanks… I think…” She then looks at you. “So, you’re best friend with
your future sister in law?”
hard and Rebekah laughs. “Well, it’s a bit premature but, yes, Elijah’s my
brother and yes, Y/N is my best friend” she smiles at you before turning back
to Cami. “Hey, I’m supposed to go to this posh charity thing thrown by this
philanthropist tonight. He’s bit of a Gatsby, throws a mean party. Y/N has
refused to join me, any interest?”
shrugs. “I’ll think about it”
You had to
stay with Hayley tonight. She couldn’t leave the house and she was plain bored.
Klaus and Rebekah had left for the charity. They had to prove to Marcel they
wouldn’t cause any trouble in town. You stayed with Hayley, as you promised and
you were walking outside next to the pool.
“Is that… a
wolf?” you ask her, seeing a wolf near the forest.
so…” Hayley answers.
you feel magic behind you and you turn around. “Sabine?”
didn’t mean to startle you. You shouldn’t be outside” she says.
fine” you tell her. She stares at you for a second before turning her attention
“You know, it’s
drawn to you. The child you’re carrying is part vampire, part werewolf. You and
Klaus made something special.”
chuckles. “You sound like Elijah. He thinks this baby is going to make us one
big happy family…”
seems Elijah is the only optimistic person around here” you say. “What are you
doing here?” you ask the witch.
wanted to make sure everything was okay?”
fine” you tell her.
You go back
inside, in the living room and sit down on the couch.
seen a doctor at all?” you ask her.
baby? Didn’t really have time you know, between being held captive by witches
and being stuck in this house…”
Original vampires came home late.
made sure to find a distraction for Marcel, so that’s a good thing done”
Rebekah sighs, letting herself fall next to you.
Cami will keep him busy while we look for his secret weapon” Klaus says.
been looking for that secret weapon for weeks. Klaus had turned a guy named
Josh and compelled him to spy on Marcel for him.
tired of laying low, takes you to a bar where Marcel was supposed to meet Cami.
There was a band there, playing music on stage. Once you entered the bar you
felt something powerful. Even more powerful than Bonnie.
it?” she sighs.
possible that Marcel’s secret weapon is a 16 year old girl?” you look up at
You look at
the crowd and point to a young girl. “She’s a really, and I mean really, powerful
there with Marcel…” she sighs. “Go talk to her”
you just arrived in town and that you’re looking for a friend”
my face to Marcel? No, thank you…”
“Look, we take her, we take Marcel’s ability to know when a witch uses magic”
anxious. “Okay… But you’re staying here, right?”
worry. Elijah would dagger me if I let anything happen to you”
You take a
deep breath and walk towards the young girl.
to look at you. “Hi…”
new in town, I just saw you there, among all the adults and I thought… I’d take
my chance with you…considering… you’re a witch” you whisper.
at you with big eyes, worried.
I… I have a witch friend back where I come from… you don’t need to be scared of
“Are you a
witch too?” she asks and you shake your head.
do you know I’m a witch?”
and smile “Just because I’m not a witch doesn’t mean I don’t practice magic”
you wing at her.
“What are you?”
you had no intention to answer.
hello, there” Marcel says, now in front of you two.
Y/N” you say “and you are…”
Davina, this is my friend Marcel”
meet you” you say, smiling at her.
seen you around here, Y/N…”
arrived in town” Davina tells him.
where are you from?” he asks you.
town…” you tell him.
suspiciously vague…” he says, still smiling and you shrug. “What brings you to
“You’re planning on staying here for a while?”
with my boyfriend” you tell him. “It’s a family matter” you say.
are you doing here?” you hear Klaus’s voice and you frown. What is he doing?
her?” Marcel asks him, surprised.
brother is particularly fond of her” he says.
Elijah’s your boyfriend?” Marcel asks you.
you doing here on your own?” Klaus asks.
“Who said I
was on my own?” you say, looking at Klaus. “It was nice meeting you, Davina”
you wave at her as you walk away towards Rebekah.
outside the bar you ask your friend. “Why the hell did he do that for?”
you thinking?” you hear Klaus’s voice behind you.
supposed to find Marcel’s secret weapon?” you ask the hybrid. “Well, I find it.
you talking about?” Klaus asks.
a witch, more powerful than Bonnie. And she’s with Marcel, obviously…”
sighs. “Go home, before Elijah realizes Marcel knows of your existence now…” he
says before stepping inside the bar once again.
You were back
at the house and Elijah wasn’t happy.
you put her in this position?” he asks his sister.
couldn’t possibly go myself, could I” she says in her defense.
Marcel knows I care for her, he will be coming after her!” he shouts at his
“Elijah, I wanted to go” you tell him. “I want to help! I’m bored”
dangerous” he says, taking your face in his hands, looking you deep in the
eyes. “I can’t risk you getting hurt”
your hands over his. “I’ll be fine” you promise him. “Besides, Marcel’s using
Davina and she’s way too powerful than she should be. We need to help her” you
his eyes and takes a deep breath. “Would you be able to find where Marcel hides
her?” he asks.
could just go back to the bar and take her now?” Rebekah says.
turns towards his sister “We need to make her trust us. Choose us over Marcel,
or she won’t help us” he says.
“I guess I
could feel her magic if I’m close enough considering how powerful she is…”
calling Sophie Deveraux. Maybe Davina is the reason the witches didn’t want us
to kill Marcel, right away…” Rebekah sighs.
Deveraux was sitting in the living room in the hour. Klaus had joined you.
Davina” Elijah says to the witch. “Any idea where?”
“No. If we
knew that… We wouldn’t have needed you” she says.
helping him… why?” you ask her.
“It’s a long story…”
“I wasn’t always an advocate for the witches. My sister was devoted like our
parents, and our upbringing was very strict, which drove me nuts. The minute I
turned 21, I left the quarter to travel and play, but I wanted to be a chef. So
I came back to Rousseau’s. That was 8 months ago. My sister informed me that
the elders had called a vote and they were moving forward with the harvest.”
bloody hell is the harvest?” Rebekah asks.
ritual our coven does every three centuries, so that the bond to our ancestral
magic is restored. We appease our ancestors, they keep our ancestral power
haven’t I heard of this?” Klaus asks.
the harvest always seemed like a myth, a story passed down through generations,
like Noah’s ark, the Buddha walking on water… The kind some people take
literally and some people don’t.”
“I take it
you don’t?” you ask her.
had the girls of our community preparing for months. 4 would be chosen for the
harvest. They said that it was an honor, that they were special. I thought it
was a myth…”
“I went to priest Kieran to try and stop them. But we couldn’t change their
happened, exactly?” you ask.
“I was too
late. I tried to stop it. They told the girls they were going to put them to
sleep and that later, at the reaping, they would be resurrected.”
girls had to die. They cut their throats. Everyone knew that was going to
happen except for the four girls. Only Davina survived.”
his vampires intervened. That’s when he took Davina.”
her life” you say and she nods.
with him ever since”
“You said you thought it was a myth?”
girl who died, gave her power to the next. Davina has the power of the three
girls that were sacrificed that night.”
harvest was actually working…”
I’m still not convinced that, if the harvest is complete, they will be
she’s so powerful…” you say.
nods. “Davina won’t help you. She won’t help us, the witches want to kill her
to complete the harvest.”
help us if we help her” you say. “She needs a friend. Someone she can trust.
She needs to learn how to control her magic”
“We can do
that. Our mother left us a lot of books she can learn from…” Elijah says.
“All we need to do, now, is find her”
take care of that” Klaus says. “Marcel trust me. I just have to make him tell
me where he hides her”
it’s going to be that easy?” you ask the hybrid.
say that, love” he answers before leaving the house.
not staying in this house any longer. I’ll be back late” Rebekah says,
following her brother’s footstep.
discreet, sister. Do not make a mess” Elijah begs his sister.
“I’ll do my
best” she sighs before disappearing.
bring Sophie back to Rousseau’s” Elijah tells you before kissing the top of
your head. “I’ll be back soon”
Hayley stayed in the house, reading some old diaries of the Originals vampire
from their time here 300 years ago, until someone came knocking hard on the
probably Josh, looking for Klaus” Hayley sighs.
alright, Josh” Hayley sighs, rushing to the front door. But it wasn’t Josh at
the door. You step in the hall and see:
Wasn’t he supposed to be with Klaus?
think we’ve met” Marcel says, looking at Hayley. “May I come in?” he smiles.
“I see” he says, stepping in anyway. “But, it seems that nobody alive owns this
property, so…” Hayley steps back. “Could you tell Klaus, I stopped by?”
he smiles and then leaves.
“How did he
find us here?” Hayley asks, worried.
“I have no
idea” you shake your head. “I’m calling Elijah”
You step in
the living room, ready to dial Elijah’s number but you hear the front door bang
against the walls. “What the…?” You hear Hayley scream and someone, who was far
too fast for you to see, pushes you and you fall before banging your head hard
on the coffee table, knocking you out.
— As much as I would love to answer all of the asks individually I really don’t want to spam people’s dashboards more than I've already done so tonight haha , thank you all so much for sending well wishes and such ! ! I appreciate every single one of them and oh my gosh it’s already been like a year since this blog has been made ? ? And wow everything has come so far in both my interpretation of LeBlanc and this community. I can’t say I regret having made LeBlanc my muse since November of last year , to think I even wanted to scrap the blog a week after making it … But thank you all for having stuck around for so long and staying with my interpretation , this means so much you can’t even imagine. Even if we don’t personally talk in IMs or Discord I appreciate every one of you ♥
Phoenix’s body is probably made out of frickin iron or something this guy has chewed and swallowed a necklace, been physically assaulted by a murderer, hit over the head with a fire extinguisher with temporary amnesia as the only consequence, was thrown head first into a telephone pole but walked away with only frickin sprained ankle, and fell from a bridge on fiRE INTO A FREEZING RIVER WITH ONLY A FEVER. If you can catch him off guard and are extremely skilled in martial arts, you might be able to win but otherwise Nick will probably fuck you up only because his body is probably invincible to harm.
Maya Fey who wins: NO ONE BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT HAVING A FIGHT
WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU FIGHTING THE ACTUAL RAY OF SUNSHINE THAT IS MAYA FEY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH???? If for some sick reason this thought has appeared in your brain, however, she’s pretty small and probably couldn’t withstand more than one or two blows…although she’s probably agile as shit and might have learned a thing or two from the Steel Samurai. But also dO NOT FIGHT MAYA FEY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS
Miles Edgeworthwho wins: Edgeworth
Yeah, you’re not gonna win this one…just look at that smug little face. He knows infinitely more than you do, and even if you wanted to fight him you would probably regret it. Definitely would do anything necessary to win, so have fun when you’re suffocated by his cravat. Sorry.
The Judgewho wins: you
I don’t think the judge is super ripped underneath his robes, so you can win this one…also the judge is gullible as shit, too. That helps.
Mia Fey: who wins: probably not you
If you have a statue of “The Thinker” you might have a chance (I am a piECE OF GARBAGE)…but otherwise she will send your ass to frickin demon hell. Don’t fight Mia Fey.
Dick Gumshoewho wins: it’s 50-50
Is he huge? Yeah. Is he a detective and therefore most likely trained in some sort of self defense? Yeah. Is he also a weenie? Yeah. I think you could probably win if you went for his face and fought quickly, although Gumshoe is fiercely protective of people he cares about and would probably cut a bitch if you insulted Edgeworth. But also what did poor Gumshoe do to deserve this?? Why do you feel the need to fight him he will probably use a year’s paycheck to cover his medical expenses???
Larry Butz who wins: you
Yeah you’ll win but at what cost??? Why do you feel the need to do this???
Wendy Oldbag who wins: hopefully you
Don’t fight Oldbag unless you are certain you can win–then PLEASE fight Oldbag I’m sorry but she just needs to stop
Manfred von Karma who wins: r u fo real
No move is too dirty for von Karma; his attacks range from whipping out a taser to fabricating evidence to frame you of murder. You won’t win this one, buddy.
Marvin Grossbergwho wins:probably you
While he’s got a lot “cushion” to take some damage, just steal his glasses because you can bet your bottom dollar that he is batshit blind without them and then punch him in the nose–he won’t see that coming!! (I am literally trash)
Winston Payne who wins:definitely you
There is like a 95% chance you will win this fight, and honestly fight Winston Payne. He needs to be forcefully pushed off his high horse for frick’s sake he basically has the word pain in his name please do it do it for me
Pearl Fey who wins: N O
what the FUCK is wrong with you go reevaluate your life choices you piece of garbage
Franziska von Karma who wins: probably her
Yeah, I know most of you think that she could probably hand anyone’s ass back to them howeVER if you can catch her whip somehow you can definitely absolutely stand a chance. The sheer shock of losing her most powerful weapon will give you a pretty big opening, so I think winning is possible against Franziska. I still don’t recommend it, though.
Morgan Feywho wins: Morgan
As much as I want you to punch Morgan Fey in the face, don’t. You may win the battle but you will probably never, ever win the war she will plot the most convoluted revenge plot imaginable so frickin watch yourself around Morgan don’t fight her it’s for your own good
Matt Engardewho wins: you
PUNCH THIS FUCKER RIGHT IN THE FRICKIN FACE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR P L E A S E
Dahlia Hawthorne who wins:she literally almost killed someone even though she was DEAD do you actually think this is a good idea??
Do you KNOW who Dahlia Hawthorne is? You’re not going to win a fight–she’ll bite, scratch, pinch, scream in your face or piss on you if that’s what it takes for her to win.
Godot:who do you frickin think dipshit
If you’re thinking to yourself, “wow I really want to fight Godot!!!” then you should definitely fight Godot so that he can wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth I will not be coming to your funeral son
Charleywho wins: haha loser you’re fighting a plant
what she means:
twenty one pilots just dropped the heathens music video all like yeah who cares it's whatever let's just release it and tyler looks so good and josh looks oh my god he looks so goddamn good and tyLER IN THE SUIT ANd i think josh is in tyler's head and he's not real which is just rude and we've waited so long for this since the morse code tweet and it was 110% worth it and i can't believe this song is gonna be in a movie it has bomb ass lyrics and a bomb ass video and it's just bomb overall and just wtf tøp
Instead of the Vongola being a mafia family, it is a Exorcist family. Tsuna is one of the rare few people who can actually see, hear, talk to, and touch spirits and demons without a medium.Other than his clumsiness, he is the perfect candidate as the Tenth Head. There's just one problem. Tsuna refuses to acknowledge the existence of the supernatural. "How can you NOT believe in ghosts?! You see them everyday" "If I don't acknowledge it, they don't exist to me"
I think this exorcist sort of idea has already been done,
but it isn’t really my cup of tea, so I don’t really remember. Oh well.
(I remember Haru being a ghost, though)
Tsuna didn’t want to open the door.
“Tsu-kun, I brought something for you to eat! If you don’t
come out to get it, it’ll go bad.”
Tsuna didn’t answer. The knocking on the door increased in
intensity again. Increased in strength.
The knocking was no longer knocking, but full on hitting.
Something was pounding at the door with all its might
“T̷su-̢k̵un!̴ Please open the door!”
“Open the door! Just open the door! JuST OP͏́E͝͝Ń̨̀ ́THE
Tsuna stayed silent. His body was frozen to the spot, curled
in a ball on the bed. He hated it when things got like this. Every day there
were dozens of eyes that stared at him, waiting for him to acknowledge them,
and every night things tried to get into his room. They usually weren’t that
bad, though, often just a presence outside his door, waiting for him to open
And suddenly, there was silence. It did not last for long
for the scratching noises started. Something was scratching on the wood of his
door, starting from the bottom right and slowly making its way up and to the
Tsuna was hit with the realization that he had forgotten to
lock his door tonight.
Adrenaline filled him and he leapt out of the bed and ran
towards his desk to find his ring of keys. Fumbling with it, he dashed to the
window and tried to unlock it. His shaking hands kept making him miss the
keyhole, and with each second wasted, the scratching grew closer to the door
handle. Finally, he managed to insert the key and throw open the window. He
readied himself to jump out of the window when—
We are officially cutting off coffee requests until we finish the ones we promised! We will let you know when we are taking requests again!
What will now be known as The Great Coffee Saga of 2017 yielded some of the most hilarious out of control blog shenanigans that I don’t think any of us could have predicted. It was all a grand joke until someone tipped 99 coffees.