i think they're waiting so see the ratings it gets now

Matthew Daddario Quotes
  • "We call our shoes ‘sneakers,’ right? But they're not really sneaking."
  • "Can't wait till they invent phones with keyboards."
  • "I don't know this guy. He came to hang out so I complimented his hair."
  • "How many artichokes can you eat in one sitting?"
  • "No, go back to my idea!"
  • "Maybe, they'll throw the books out. Just not follow the books anymore."
  • "Hey guys did everyone floss today? You gotta floss every day. Otherwise, your dentist makes you feel bad."
  • "I play piano but I won't call it a talent."
  • "I'm the funniest person in the cast and that's simply because everybody else is so painfully unfunny."
  • "There is literally no memory left in my phone. I took fourteen thousand blue sky photos and I need all of them."
  • "Send him photos of fried chicken and crab cakes."
  • "I have a dentist appt tomorrow. I'm not gonna brush my teeth tonight. Also not going to shower. This is going to be painful for everyone."
  • "You are not trash, you are lovely!"
  • "Don't sign contracts in your blood. It's usually not required by any reputable party."
  • "He's slippin' out his little tongue eating snail treats off the ground."
  • "I will eat anywhere in the house. I'll eat cheese crackers in bed!"
  • "He looks down and sees this wonderful man. He hops down there and smooches that man right on the face. Right in front of everyone."
  • "...it's not fair that he is more handsome than me!!!"
  • "Don't do the hokey pokey around witches."
  • "They're never gonna release the deleted scenes to you guys because they're racy and inappropriate."
  • "This video is going on social media!"
  • "I'm ashamed to admit I lied about the selfies. The phone is 98% cow pictures and I can't delete them. I need a new phone. Forgive me."
  • "Thank god I started sandpapering my feet when I was four."
  • "Is Alec appreciating at an increased rate because of an increase in demand? Or is it the same rate as before."
  • "Note, some alpaca do not appreciate head pats."
  • "If humans lived in barns, we'd be smelly, too."
  • "Had to delete all my cow photos to make room for selfies, so I will say 'I appreciate you, cows.'"
  • "Wow. It's spelled Gollum. Wow. So disappointed. Hiding my own cell phone for the next two weeks."
  • "You're a little kitty cat. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy kitty cat, kitty cat."
  • "Sometimes when I travel between dimensions, I think, man, I should really buy a sailboat."
  • "If I was running for President, my VP would be a well trained golden retriever."
  • "Who's not going to watch Hamlet in space? I mean, Space Hamlet!"
  • "I just think we should all acknowledge what is awesome about Harry!"
  • "I like eating food after dark."
  • "Generally, people avoid kissing their sister in a healthy life."
  • "If you don't like my zebra leggings, it's because you just don't understand zebra leggings."
  • "I think we should provide more showers for cows."
  • "If I'm having a bad day, I eat pizza."
  • "I hope Google uses the same algorithm to encrypt my email as my pocket does to tie knots with my headphones."
  • "I would own a farm. Not like growing crops but maybe have a few animals like cows, and maybe an alpaca or a llama. I would chop wood all day."
  • "Dog. #dog. Dog. Dog."
  • "Had fun tweeting with/at you guys. Phone is about to die. Gonna go get more double-A batteries."
  • "The jackhammer has been joined by his friend, the concrete saw. Rare that you get two music legends right outside your window like this."
  • "Interdimensional cat smuggling is severely punished. But you can make a killing on the black cat market."
  • "You should just give up on me like I did. So done with me right now I can't even."
  • "What am I fan of? No one's ever asked me this before! Oh man."
  • "I don't know why they say that. I think they're poking fun at me."
  • "Congrats. You deserve that sailboat."
  • "I don't know. I don't have any pet peeve. Yapping little dogs, I guess. Buttons that don't go up right."
  • "Donkeys look like rabbit horses."
  • "Everyone is all, 'follow your heart.' If that worked I'd be watching Shadowhunters in my spaceship."
  • "Am I making this up?"
  • "I don't condone it, but I understand it, and therefore, I will not pass judgment on it."
  • "I can eat a pound of pork rinds."
  • "I am your bird king!"
  • "Baby pigs or baby cows? They're both good options."
  • "I have deleted a single photo from my phone. I have room for one selfie. Living on the edge. If it happens, no second chances."
  • "She gets it at a Shadowhunter tailor where we get all our stuff. Are you serious?"
  • "My cell phone is not the most important thing in my life. It just feels that way."
  • "Kill her immediately. Problem solved."
  • "You're not me? Most people aren't, in my experience."
  • "Man I've spent a whole year talking about sailboats and I could have just jumped on this SHIP."
  • "Reminder not to cite 'game of thrones' as my motivation for getting into politics."
  • "To all the people who threaten to punch me in the face... Do I have to be concerned or is that a love thing?"
  • "Put this on?! Fit it on my body?!"
  • "I’m going to shave today. Nobody will recognize me and I’ll have to reintroduce myself to all my friends."
  • "Don't get me started on this question."
  • "Okay, quick question. What does it mean when someone says they are your 'trash?' Asking for a friend..."
  • "Wait, 'SexyBack' is by Justin Timberlake?"
  • "Everyone's smooching everyone and Alec just wants to do his job. That's why he's the best and deserves a big smooch."
Zimbits Battle of the Blades AU

so. well. Y’all remember this post? About a Canadian TV show that makes hockey players learn how to do pairs routines with figure skaters? It’s Jack and Bitty now. Leggo. 

  • It’s a year or two after Bitty graduates from Samwell. He won the Frozen Four in his Senior Year, and Jack has a Calder trophy and Stanley Cup win under his belt. They are both publicly out, but they’ve kept their status as a couple lowkey for now. 
  • The execs in charge of Battle of the Blades decide they need a new gimmick to increase ratings. Enter: Queers!!! On Ice!
  • They want one F/F and one M/M pair of skaters, in addition to the regular straight couples. It’s easy enough to find female skaters willing to pretend to have a gal pal, and the NWHL has several out queer players, and yet…
  • The producers can literally find no male hockey players or figure skaters who are a) available, b) notable public figures, and c) willing to spend months within inches of another man at all times, except for Jack and Bitty. Fuck it, the producers decide, and make some calls. 
  • Cue the Intense Relationship Discussion.
  • Bitty would love to figure skate again, and Jack thinks the cross-conditioning sounds like a good idea, but both of them have reservations about the public scrutiny this will put their relationship under. 
  • Enter George with a life-saving idea: what if they announced their relationship via the show? They’d have to pretend to just be good friends early on, but then Jack could gradually dial up the heart eyes and Bitty could stop self-censoring, and by the end of the show they would have “started dating.”
  • The two of them agree to George’s proposal and filming starts.
  • All the hockey players are sent out on the rink in hockey skates first, and Bitty pulls off a flawless double axel the second he gets on the ice. “Dear me, I must have forgotten which skates I’m wearing!”
  • Jack Zimmermann, hockey god, falls flat on his face the second he puts on figure skates. He and Bitty unintentionally recreate the “Toepick!” scene from The Cutting Edge at least twice. 
  • Lift training is a total wash. Half of it is unintentional flirting- “Yes, Mr Zimmermann, your hand is supposed to go on my butt.” “I see you’ve been keeping up with your squats, Bittle.”- and the other half is Jack screwing up and Bitty nearly dying, as per canon.
  • The judges are always commenting on what great chemistry the two of them have, probably because they were linemates back in the day, right? “Well,” says Jack, “we’re a team.” 
  • Dear lord the interview segments are ridiculous. 
  • Half the time, Bitty’s explaining some bullshit heteronormative requirement of pairs skating, and the other half he’s slowly but surely unloading Jack Feels™ onto the audience.
    • “Rule number one, never fall for a teammate.”
  • Meanwhile, Jack isn’t even bothering to hide his crush on Bitty/Bittle/my partner/Eric- what he calls him depends on how adoring he is at the moment.
    • “Jaw-dropping. Awe-inspiring, the best thing that’s ever happened to me… wait, this was supposed to be about the Stanley Cup win, not being on Bittle’s line? Yeah, that was nice too.”
  • Around Week 4, the entire nation of Canada needs to know- are they partners, or are they partners? 
  • Every. Single. Song. fits the dramatic arc of their “new relationship.” Canadian hits? “Stop Desire,” Tegan and Sara. 80s week? “How Will I Know,” Whitney Houston. Hollywood? “I’ll Cover You,” RENT.
  • They get to the finale on the combined strength of Jack’s cheekbones and Bitty’s media savvy. Ransom sends them updates on his family’s latest adoring comments. 
  • Of fucking course their last skate is to “Halo.” What is this, amateur hour?
  • Of fucking course they win. What is this, Yuri On Ice?
    • Yes this headcanon was 37% inspired by the fucking Episode 12 pair skate but that’s a whole other kettle of fish
  • When Jack hears they’ve won, in the “heat of the moment,” (read: in a carefully choreographed move endorsed by George months ago) he sweeps Bitty into a show-stopper of a kiss. 
  • The nation of Canada gets a little weak at the knees. 
  • “So, yeah!” Bitty announces in his last interview segment, post-win. “Me and Jack are dating!”
  • This is getting super long but then they’re a public couple and they donate the money they won to You Can Play and the SMH Squad hosts viewing parties for every episode, thank you for your time.

anonymous asked:

OMG!!!a fic where Nico and Will grew up bestfriend's and when they're I don't know.....15/16 one of them admits they've had a crush on the other since they were 10!?!!!

sure


Nico wished his heart would stop making him feel like he had just run a marathon. Honestly, he had only been sitting with Will for a few minutes. Why did his cheeks feel hot and his hands sweat like it was a hundred degrees outside? It was a nice day and Will and Nico were just sitting next to each other, watching the young kids play outside in the street. Will’s presence was nice and comforting and Nico felt relaxed with Will next him. He felt calm with himself, and more importantly, with his surroundings.

So why was his heart pounding a million miles an hour?

Nico di Angelo had known Will Solace since they were young. Too young for him to really remember ever meeting Will, he had always just…been there. He could have been in the house right next door to Nico, or he could have moved their when they were both still too young to remember such trivial things. For Nico, none of it mattered. Will was a steadfast presence in Nico’s life and nothing was going to change that. At least, as long as Nico didn’t let his emotions get the best of him. And he got accepted into the same college as Will. Not that he would be applying exclusively for Will.

Whatever all those gibberish feelings were, all they were accomplishing was muddling Nico’s brain and making it hard to sit still next to Will. No, it would be best if Nico just pushed them all aside and focused on the summer he and Will had sitting in front of them. Will had baseball and Nico had track, but they both already promised to attend each other’s games. There wasn’t much that could split up Nico di Angelo and Will Solace.

Except, maybe, whatever Nico’s developing feelings meant.

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“I guess, what I’m trying to say is, I’m in love with you, Nico.” Will twisted his hands in front of him, wringing them out before letting them fall slack at his sides. Nico took a moment to try and process what, exactly, it was that Will was saying. (Even though it was rather bluntly obvious.) “I understand if you don’t feel the same way.” Has Nico’s heart always been beating this fast? Was this even safe?

It took Nico a while to comprehend Will’s rather bold statement. It was the declaration of love that Nico had been pushing back against for so long, he forgot when it had even settled in him. Perhaps it had always been there, and it had simply grown as Nico did, and he was too young and innocent to understand it until now.

At any rate, Will was standing in front of him, shifting his weight from foot to foot nervously. Nico had nearly forgotten that he was waiting to gauge Nico’s reaction. No doubt he was waiting to see if he had just ruined their friendship. No doubt he held the same fears that Nico had for so long.

“I,” Nico had always been the master of eloquence. “I’m sorry,” he saw Will’s face fall, and he was quick to finish his sentence. “I’m sorry, I just didn’t ever expect this. You’ve always been so, well, you, and I’ve always been, well, me. I didn’t think that there would ever be a chance for there to be a, well, us.” Will looked like he was trying to solve a complicated math problem, tilting his head to the side, and Nico huffed.

Always a man of doing, Nico pulled Will towards him, crashing their lips together. Nico had always been so much better with actions then with words. Still, his heart beat a million miles an hour.


I fought Satan to write today

anonymous asked:

Agree they will milk out Japril for the ratings and we won't see anything until the mid season finale. As your previous anons have discussed I'm not sure why the writers want to ruin a couple as popular as Japril?? I know Shonda doesn't want the show being controlled by the fans but I cannot fathom why they're doing a storyline that has angered not only the fandom but the general audience. It really does not make sense from my perspective. What do you think? Why did they do this storyline?

That’s a really difficult question. I don’t think they have the slightest idea of what they’re doing and this season proved it. This is one of those rare cases in which the popular demand makes for more narrative sense, so there should be no problem meeting expectations. I understand not wanting the show to be controlled by fans, but this is downright ridiculous. All that the fans are asking is proper storytelling. This season was a structural mess, storylines were dropped instantly, they made us go through the whole Minnick thing just to have it amount to nothing in the end, jo’s abusive husband story was forgotten… In writing, we’re taught everything in a narrative should amount to something. Everything should be there for a reason- this season’s narrative, however, was pointless. 

I feel like the writers have stopped caring about the big picture and just started writing random episode plots. Because all of the episodes seem disconnected. Apart from the Maggie Trilogy, of course, which is probably where all their creative writing energy went to- but in the end was pointless and boring too? I am so over maggie and meredith treating everyone like shit. April lost her son and didn’t use it as an excuse to become a bitter bitch. It appears everyone on this show has had to earn their screentime, except for miss perfect maggie pierce. There’s a reason cristina didn’t like her, tbh. I miss cristina. Grey’s Anatomy used to be as much Yang’s Anatomy as Meredith’s, and there’s something off about meredith being alone. 

Returning to your question, though…What do I think? I think the show feels like those group projects in which everyone agrees to write a given part, and it the end the parts are completely uneven, contradictory and self-congratulatory. I think shonda hasn’t really cared about grey’s anatomy for a while, and she left them with the worst crew in shondaland (see the difference between jts which was shot by the scandal crew and the rest of the episodes). I think they need to stop making bottle episodes and just try to tell a story in a sequence. I think they need to give each cast member a given amount of screentime every episode, sign a deal with them like the producers of The 100

I do think this storyline is going somewhere, and Japril is definitely not over yet. But I don’t know if this is going towards total destruction or a reunion. I thought this season we were gonna get a reunion- which wasn’t really a reach, since up to 13x16 that was the path they were following. I’m inclined to think that we’ll get a reunion- even the pettiest of writers can’t afford to lose the main couple and get away with it. It’ll be a rocky road given how incompetent they seem to be, but I think we’ll get it. 

Besides, if they really are doing this just for ratings, their strategy is more clear to me now- they drop JTS on us, and they know we’re gonna be on the edge of our seats every week afterwards hoping for japril. More people watch live if they’re impatient, waiting for a Japril scene. Every week the audience is more impatient. We get mad at the Maggie-heavy episodes, and grow to hate Maggie. They have the perfect set-up. 

They had to know it would piss everyone off. They know their fans, they knew we’d be pissed and that we’d talk about it. If they’re doing this to milk japril then we’ll get (albeit pointlessly delayed) payoff, if not…well, Maggie does get the nicest things. 

Of course, I’m looking at this through a Japril perspective. If the writers decide to make this about maggie and how Webber might feel about her daughter dating his stepson, then…I’m out. Boring, boring, boring. 

BITE: Chapter 2

percy jackson / teen wolf crossover. i’m thinking this is set post-HoO, post-ToA and post-MCGA for percy and co., and in between season 3a and 3b for the pack. because that’s not confusing at all. 

2/? - Scott

“This is suspicious,” Stiles declared, dropping his lunch tray onto the table and almost throwing himself into the chair opposite Scott. He picked up a handful of curly fries and attempted to eat them all at once, glaring at something over Scott’s right shoulder as he did so.

“What’s suspicious, your ability to inhale curly fries and not choke to death?” Lydia quipped, tucking her elbows in by her sides and leaning slightly away from him.

“Oh, haha.” Stiles pulled a face at her. He swallowed the mouthful of fries and pointed behind Scott. “No, them. The new kids.”

Lydia looked unconvinced. “Have you even spoken to them?”

“Not yet, but I’m bound to have a class with them before the end of the day.”

Scott craned his neck to look at where the transfer students sat, across the other side of the cafeteria. They looked pretty standard - extremely attractive, yeah, but there were plenty of good looking people at Beacon Hills High School who had nothing to do with the supernatural. They were both wearing jeans, the boy in a blue hoodie and the girl in a tight grey t-shirt, and they seemed to be chatting amicably to Danny and a few other guys from the Lacrosse team.

Scott spun back around and shot Stiles a skeptical look. “They seem normal to me.”

Stiles planted his elbow on the table and leaned forward, lowering the volume of his voice but increasing the emphasis. “Look, okay, just hear me out. When was the last time someone new showed up at this school - or in this town, even - and wasn’t a hunter or a werewolf or a homicidal maniac or something equally terrifying, huh?”

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anonymous asked:

Ok I can't help myself. What are your best most kinky (like the kinkiest of the kink) smut fics? Btw you guys are absolutely fantastic (also maybe some dom!cas as well but I don't really care as long as they're kinky XD)

Originally posted by engellmann

We keep getting asks like these way too often :’D

Why are  you guys doing this to us? I feel so vanilla with the smut fics that I actually like… So for the sake of this blog I always read the kinky, the weird and sometimes downright bizarre fics. You know, just incase we get another ask like this. HERE is the link to our WTF did I just read list. Feel free to scroll through it to find all the bizarre kinks we’ve come across.

Also HERE is a link to all of our tags If you scroll down the list you’ll see all the kinks we’ve covered so far!

Ps. To be fair we don’t usually rate fics in our WTF did I just read tag! – Admin A

For my part, I’m so sorry but I haven’t read anything that could get over the ones I have already recced in the previous WTF Did I just read posts. The way I end up into those is by an accident, and lately it have not happened. I will keep my eyes open when I browse my way through the amazing land of fanfics, though, because I’m sure there are many WTF fics waiting for me. – Admin J


Title: Lessons

Author: Miss_Lv

Rating: Explicit

Words: 8,926 – Finished

Admin A’s notes: Yeah well… Not to be a huge prude and judgemental, BUT WHY?! Why do fics like these have to exist? And why am I reading this? That is all…

Summary: Castiel’s teen son is dating bad boy Dean Winchester. Castiel comes home one night and finds his son passed out on the couch. When Castiel checks his son’s room, Dean is drunk and high as fuck. He thinks Castiel is his son and Castiel goes with it, taking sloppy seconds from a barely conscious Dean.

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Title: Fat and Happy

Author: mnwood

Rating: Mature

Words: 61,829 – Finished

Admin A’s notes: So I came across this collection while doing research for a previous chubby kink ask. Now I did not read them all because there’s like 55 chapters of button popping, stuffing and fat fondling… I’m not judging you guys :’D What ever floats your boat and whatever…

Summary: asked for chubby!Dean and chubby!Cas prompts on tumblr, so these are a collection of stand-alone ficlets that I wrote in response.

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Title: Kinky Bastards

Author: ClaraOswin

Rating: Explicit

Words: 16,556 – Finished

Admin A’s notes: Some of these oneshots aren’t that bad, but mostly I was highly disturbed and blushing. Also I had to skip a few fics from this collection because there were some things that just don’t ever need to exist anywhere! Pedophilia and Beastiality among other things just really don’t need to exist even in the fictional world. That is just my opinion and I’m sticking with it.
Summary: It’s a collection of kinky fics with loads and loads of sex and wincest.

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Title: For the Relief of Unbearable Urges

Author: SloeDjinn

Rating: Explicit

Words: 21,478 – Finished

Admin A’s notes: Why? Why would you want that? This was… awkward. Seriously painfully awkward :’D

Summary: Written for a prompt over at the SPN kink meme.
“I want older Cas (around early 30s) tweaking underage Dean’s (older than 15) nipples and sucking on them til milk comes out. I want Dean getting off to Cas’s deep voice saying dirty things how Dean is such a slut and would do anything as long as he gets his tits sucked and played with. Cas getting off to slutty Dean is also welcomed.”

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anonymous asked:

can you please do a captain swan fanfiction where they're playing truth or dare and it's really cutesy and then they start making out and Mary Margaret and David walk in and it just gets really funny but still fluffy?? I loved your other one loads-thank youu :) xxx

Darling Anon, I am so sorry it took me so long to write this, and that it ended up being so short. Usually these things get out of hand for me. XD Here’s a little shot of fluff for anyone who needs it!


Truth or Dare? (Rated T for connotations)

It’s probably not a good choice of game to play whilst waiting for friends to show up for dinner, but it’s the only thing they seem to settle on. It’s also probably not the right voice of game for two people about to enter their thirties, one of which rents the small-but-respectable house where dinner is being hosted for the evening.

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Title: Side Kaname & Iori: Seventh Heaven
POV: First person, Iori

This is a translation. Please don’t claim the translation as your own if you’re quoting or using it in any possible means, credit me. Scan is from sanadayuina. Also, feel free to point out my mistakes and stuffs!

I told my bossu over at passionandbrilliance that I might not be able to do translations but look at what I’m doing BOSSU I’M GUILTY I’M SORRY but this means I can go back doing Louis’s route… er yeah. Anyway. I JUST HAVE TO TRANSLATE THIS THING WHEN I KNOW THAT IT EXISTS. THE COVER. GDI. I SAW MY OTP had long since swayed off from MasaKyou AND I SERIOUSLY SCREAMED.

Er, anyway. This is the only thing I’ll translate from 13Bros.MANIAX, so. Please ask sanadayuina for the rest of it. She has the books, I don’t.

Enjoy!

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Iwaoi: a surprising thing, G

AUTHOR: alexscarlet // otshineon

PAIRING: IwaOi

LENGTH: 1665

RATED: G

SUMMARY: In which people assume things about hot people (aka. Oikawa) which are usually incorrect. (In fact, the things usually apply to his new boyfriend more.) Inspired by this post! 

It is a funny thing. Oikawa supposes he just gives off vibes that make people want to cuddle him - that’s the sort of thing hot people have to deal with all the time - but he is still a little vexed as to why everyone thinks he is a cuddler.

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the true mark of a phineas and ferb fan is when one indulges other interests and/or obsessions for a while, comes back to pnf, and spends the rest of the night blogging about how perfect the show is

like they knew it was but they’re watching it again and the ANIMATION and MUSIC and CHOREOGRAPHY and VOICE ACTING and PLOT and CHARACTERS

i go through it every few months and i see devot going through it now

this show is so good. it’s funny, it’s smart, it’s gorgeous, it makes us all happy - i want to stress how important it is that we support it. i’m sure you’ve all seen the posts about preserving steven universe going around lately. well, while unconfirmed, i honestly think we need to go through the same steps for phineas and ferb.

i haven’t seen the pnf macaroni on shelves in months. my toys ‘r us used to have a phineas and ferb AISLE; now i’m lucky to find the little pnf toy guitar there. the show is being taken off of netflix.

so remember - support the show you love!

disney has an app you can download onto any of your app-using devices that allows you to input your TV provider information and watch their shows wherever and whenever! if you have a TV provider, download the app and watch all your favorite pnf episodes on it. that really helps ratings. get your parents to enter the provider info if you don’t know it.

if you get an iTunes giftcard for your birthday or have one laying around, use it to buy pnf episodes on iTunes! they pay attention to that. also, you can buy the albums. they’re super good and you’ll love them if you don’t have them yet.

and then there’s all the merch! DVDs, the physical albums, stuffed toys, figure sets, clothes, books, cups, headphones, you name it! 

this fandom has done some amazing things, i think, and we can support this show. i know none of us are really well off, but every little bit counts. do what you can - it’s not like you won’t be getting good stuff for it! and the app is totally free so if you have a TV provider and an ipod or android or whatever you can help out for free!

now some screenshots to remind you all why you love this show, so no one has to wait until they see an episode to suddenly remember how great it is:

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Bokenkamp calls to pitch a show to FOX and Chris Carter answers the phone.
  • CC: (after introductions) But, you already have a show don't you?
  • JB: *beams* Yeah, The Blacklist.
  • CC: Right, right, I loved the first season. *a beat* Season two was kind of rough, wasn't it.
  • JB: Noo...not really. We are still the number one drama on NBC.
  • CC: Look at the numbers, Jon.
  • JB: *sigh* we slipped a little, yeah.
  • CC: Why do you think that is?
  • JB: I am really not sure to be honest. We had a great love story this season.
  • CC: Correction: You had a great love story *last* season. *rubs forehead* if you're going for slow burn Jon you're doing it wrong.
  • JB: Oh you mean Red and Liz? *nervous laughter* Well he's not her dad.
  • CC: *eye roll* Yeah that was some surprise. You know answering that is not enough. You have to help the story along. *forehead crease intensifies* Let's talk about your two leads. Do they have chemistry?
  • JB: They get along great.
  • NOT what I meant. From what I can tell from Season 1, they had chemistry from the pilot. you need to use that...capitalize on it. Put them in close proximity of each other...have them make a lot of meaningful eye contact...the occasional touches...sexual innuendo. You did some of that already in season 1, but then you seemed to lose your way a bit.
  • JB: Well, they're going on the run together.
  • CC: Perfect! Finally. You may be able to salvage this after all.
  • JB: What?
  • CC: Oh nothing. Now what about the supporting cast. You've got a lot of players on the field...I'd consider benching some.
  • JB: But Ryan Eggold...
  • CC: Tom needs to die Jon. It's the only way whatever you've done to Liz's character can recover. And Ressler...do you remember on The X-Files how Agent Pendrell had a crush on Scully, but Agent Pendrell wasn't end game so he had to go?
  • JB: *nodding*
  • CC: Trim the field. Keep it Red/Liz. That's why people watch this show, after all. The X-Files is not about aliens and The Blacklist is not about creepy criminals that may or may not have been inspired by The X-Files. Stay focused.
  • JB: Ok...
  • CC: Let me ask you a question. Do you have a central mythology to the show? I mean are there large, over-arching questions concerning these characters that beg to be answered?
  • JB: Red is not Liz's dad.
  • CC: I KNOW that. But what about Red? Remember in Season 1 where you alluded to this tragic thing with his family, and when you brought on the ex it was a major let down? She needs to go, too.
  • JB: You basically want me to kill everyone.
  • CC: Everything dies, Jon. But no, I only want you to realize what's important. Some characters didn't need to die. Meera, Fitch...even Berlin was underused. You set him up as your Smoking Man and then you write him off like that?
  • JB: *small voice* it was necessary for the story...
  • CC: And whose story would that be? Yours? Are you sure about that?
  • JB: ...
  • CC: Can you look at season 1 and honestly say that you have been truthful to the story you set out to tell?
  • JB: We have a lot of talented writers--
  • CC: Who can't even agree on how to spell "Lizzie." Listen...I'm telling you this because I hate to see this happen. Season Two was a wash. You get a mulligan, thank God, but you better take advantage of it.
  • JB: What would you have me do?
  • CC: Answer some major questions, definitively, and without trickery. Teasing an obvious answer to a ridiculous question does not denote intelligence, nor does it hook the viewers. When you answer big questions, you are free to pose new ones, and I'd start with Red's past. That needs to be settled (also consider killing Jennifer Reddington). The second thing I would do would be to capitalize on this Season 3 setup you've got. The key to saving this show is more Red and Liz. That's your golden goose.
  • JB: We divide the stories among ourselves, though, and the Lizzington writers--
  • CC: Did you just use a ship name? *chuckling* maybe there's hope for you after all. Forget certain writers doing certain things. You need to decide as a group the direction you want to take, the background for each character, and work together to make sure everyone is on the same page...I really can't believe I'm having to tell you this.
  • JB: Is this about the flashdrive thing?
  • CC: This is about the Season 2 thing Jon.
  • JB: *scribbling notes* So, you think if I do these things that the show will get higher ratings?
  • CC: Can't fail. The formula worked in Season 1...no reason to change it. Stick with what works.
  • JB: And that's Lizzington?
  • CC: There you go again! Yes, that's Lizzington. And tight writing with attention to detail. Interesting Blacklisters. A background for each of these characters that is consistent and that honors who they are. You good with that?
  • JB: Yeah...I think I can do that.
  • CC: You can do it. You've already done it. And don't give up the slow burn...it's better when everyone has to wait for it. As for the salvation of this show...well let's just say I want to believe.
  • *end call*

anonymous asked:

Do you take prompts? Bellamy and Clarke think they're about to die (a bomb or something imminent like that?) so Bellamy says screw it and kisses her. Except that they don't die, but whoops, now it's out there.

It’s not a bomb, but I hope it lives up to expectations.

“You walk like a herd of elephants,” Bellamy snaps, turning his head to glance at Clarke before his eyes fix on the woods surrounding them once more. He grips the gun tighter in his hands— the cool metal comforting him as his eyes scan from tree to tree. “If there’s anything in these woods, it definitely knows we’re here now.”

“We’re not going far, I just have to get a medicinal plant for my mother,” she replies, her tone irritated. Her anger only seems to make her walk louder, and he clenches his jaw to keep from snapping at her. He considers apologizing for upsetting her, but he’s trying to keep her alive out here in No Man’s Land and she’s not making it any easier.

He places a hand on her shoulder to stop her stomping, and she turns to face him— her arms crossed defensively over her chest, her face drawn in a confused expression. “Look, you’ve got to watch where you’re placing your feet.” He points the nose of the gun at the twigs near her feet. “Those are practically an alarm system for any animal within hearing distance to know that dinner just arrived.”

Clarke nods her head, the irritation seeming to melt off of her as understanding takes its place. They start walking again in silence— thankfully, as Clarke is more cautious with where she steps— and Bellamy feels some of his tension ease. He watches her from the corner of his eye, giving in to his weakness for a few moments.

He’s struck again by how beautiful she is in the light that shines down through the leaves of the trees above them— her hair seems to almost glow blonde. Her face is scrunched in concentration, her tongue peeking through her lips as she focuses on the ground in front of her. She looks so damn cute like this and he has to resist— not for the first time— the urge to press her against one of the nearby trees and kiss her until they both can’t breathe. He can almost see her face; her mouth formed into an ‘o’ of surprise as he pulls away, but her hand would reach up and grip the back of his neck, pulling him back dow-

“Wait!” he hisses, and throws an arm in front of Clarke to stop her as he hears a sound. He hears another crash in the trees to his right, and he immediately turns to face the sound, dragging Clarke safely behind him.

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猫打 -にゃんだ- Asato ED2

Asato’s second path in the Lamento typing game Nyanda. Which, I might add, is quite possibly the best things Nitro+Chiral has ever produced. No I will not stop talking about it. This video is a ride, let me tell you.

Translation below the cut. Apologies if it’s somewhat dodgy. I’m already off to a great start with my inability to work out the name of the round.

Round 4-2: アサトの異変 - Asato’s abnormal behaviour

Ending 2: 強引なアサト - Coercive Asato

By the way, this plays at the start of the final round. Like, when you’re actually playing the game and not just watching it like in this video.

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anonymous asked:

prompt: gail and holly have been in a secret relationship for a while and gail's parents think they're just best friends and they have to go to a weekend peck family thing and sneak around but by the end of the weekend elaine catches them either being hot and heavy together or being sickeningly cute and couply together (or both)

cute. (M-rated for sure)

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anonymous asked:

Our friends set us up on a blind date for Valentine's Day, which is already awkward, and I think it's cute to bring candy hearts, but they turn out to be X-rated and I'm horribly embarrassed, but you think they're hilarious and you take me back to your place anyway to act some out. (Klaine please!)

Happy Valentine’s Day nonnie ^^

Blaine is going to kill Santana.

“Go on a date with this guy, I promise he’s your type,” she said.

“What about Valentine’s, that should be fun,” she said.

“Take those candy hearts, that will break the ice,” she said.

Why on Earth did Blaine believe her on any account in the first place is a complete mystery.

Blind Date Guy is late, on Valentine’s, which makes Blaine look even more pathetic than he already felt when he got to the restaurant.

And he’s about to order a second glass of wine and dive into the bag of candy hearts when someone clears their throat behind him.

“Excuse me?”

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anonymous asked:

valdaya prompt: It's DWTS All-stars 2.0 and it's the "most memorable year" week and Zendaya and Val are dancing rumba (they're already dating) to commemorate the year 2013. And they're dancing to Bottle You Up /acoustic tho/ and just...put cuteness and fluffiness <333

It’s more sexual than fluffy and cute my apologies ;p

Dancing with the Stars was doing an All-stars season again because nothing helps ratings than bringing back their favorite celebrities on the dance floor.

When Zendaya found about about it she was pretty sure she would receive a phone call from them. She wasn’t cocky although spending so much time with her boyfriend she has to admit he was rubbing off on her.

She wasn’t sure of her decision mostly because she was dating one of the dancers of that high rated show and she was afraid how it could affect their relationship.

They talked about it a lot and decided to do it but only together. The producers had no other intention than to put them together because the chemistry that pair had was beyond anything they ever had on the show.

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About that Tweet to Lenkov...

Hi, Mr.Lenkov. First thing of all, I really, really love both of your shows! Big fan! MacGyver is fantastic (but I enjoy H50 more lol) ! Love that relationship between Mac and Jack, they're so cute!
I'm writing to you 'cause I want to talk about our boys, Steve and Danny, with you. I just can't hold back my words anymore.
It's been six years since our boys' first met in McGarrett's garage. During the six years, they get to know each other, they get each other's back, and they love each other deeply. Their friends know that, Grace knows that, their (ex-)girlfriends know that, even people who just met them know that, and sometimes mistaken them as a gay couple. In fact, their friend tease them as an old couple many times, and they often compare their relationship to marriage, too. 
They save each other's ass countless times, and Danny even donated half of his liver to Steve without consideration. They quarrel, and make it up even faster. They spend their holidays together, and Steve'll take Danny to some special places, which just feels like a date. 
Steve said Cath was the only one he ever let in, who he barely has any clue about little personal details and plainly refused to share details of his childhood with. But he's glad to share it with Danny, and he knows everything about Danny (S06E09 delete scene). In S06E14, Melissa argued with Danny for the "never say I love you" thing. But Danny, who didn't say love even in the end of that episode, has said it more than ten times to Steve in this show! 
Don't you think they love each other a little bit too much for just being friends? 
Will you considerate giving them a chance to be together, please? Maybe not now. Maybe not until the ending. I don't know.
I know that Scott is okay with it, even enjoy it. I don't know how Alex thinks, but I have reason to believe he has no objaction. 
McDanno has been the top 20 couples in AO3 for years, I'm sure more than 90% of the fans, especally the fans who're crazy for H50, will be really glad to see that happen, and love this idea more than you can image. We've been waiting for this moment patiently for six years, and we're still praying for it.
The article above only represents my personal opinion. Please forgive me if what I say offends you or has any grammatical mistakes, because Engilsh is not my mother language. I can express myself better in Chinese but…lol
Thank you for taking time to read this. I really appreciate it. No need to reply me, just…think over it, okay?
Love you and your shows~ Can't wait to watch next eposides of Hawaii Five-0 and MacGyver! Hope they'll get better rating this week!

Well, that’s what I said in that tweet. 

Sorry, I tried to keep a low profile but he didn’t give me the chance… I had no idea he would retweet it. I didn’t mean to gain support from him, I just want to tell him my thoughts. Now I feel that I’m too rash, or stupid, maybe both.

Since I can’t change what has happened, I guess out there to go on Twitter and like his tweet is the right thing to do now. It has only 60 likes now which makes what I said kind of carry no conviction. 

Please support me to show him how much we appreciate this idea.

The link is here: https://twitter.com/plenkov/status/786239638516006912

Sorry again for the troubles I might have caused. I apologize.

anythas-thoughts  asked:

Congratulations for your milestone! I've just read your giveaway fics and they're all awesome(as always). :) Might I ask for this one? 78: Are a tourist who gets hopelessly lost and a local who offers to show them around.

aw thank you so much! if I remember correctly, you’ve been in the fandom for longer than I have (or at the very least, just as long), so congratulations to you, too. ;-)
Anniversary Ficlet 7/10.
Rated G. FitzSimmons. Non-SHIELD AU.

Nothing exciting ever happened in Birnam. This was fact, and anyone who thought differently was kidding themselves. The most interesting things they ever got were particularly weird Shakespeare fans who made the trek from Glasgow just so they could laugh at their own forest jokes. From the city himself, Fitz had considered more than once how he would pay someone to get him out of Birnam, but unfortunately his job prevented him from leaving for another two years, one month, and seventeen days. Not that he was counting.

The company had offered him an exorbitant amount of money to do R&D on a new type of rocket fuel, as well as provide them with weaponry consultations while he was at it, and Fitz had initially jumped at the chance. He should have known that the job had sounded too good to be true, and the isolation of the development facility was high on his list of reasons why he couldn’t wait to leave this little town in Perthshire for good. Convinced that this would always be the case, Fitz went through the motions of living in the Scottish countryside without ever trying to find a reason why he would stay. So it made complete sense that, one gray afternoon, said reason would literally knock him on his arse.

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