i think they're dating

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Ok SM better give us something to work with EXO-Ls are starting to lose their shit 😂😂😂

All of them are bi

You know what I don’t understand? Girls who think they are too big to sit in your lap. 

Look, I know I’m short. I know that for all your experience with cis dudes, I seem kinda small I get that. But like…have you ever had a girl sit in your lap? Because it’s the best thing in the world. and it doesn’t matter how much shorter or smaller than her you are. it’s ALWAYS good. 

@ all girls of all sizes: you are NOT going to crush me. I am not going to be uncomfortable. Please, by all means, sit in my lap. 

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distorts are nice

Everyone meet my new otp, Jazz/Wes! I call it… Overbearing Redheads

No but for realz mah dudes I was trying to come up with a prank otp but I ended up pranking myself

I have so many thought s on this now check the tags for deets

Words and phrases Sparta knows, that nobody even thought about teaching her:

  • “Search” (there’s ground-level food here somewhere, find it)
  • “Take that with you and come” (we’re going, but pick up your treat and bring it)
  • “Are you dead?” (pls make some movement so I don’t have to check)
  • “Do you want food?” (the magic words)

Imagine you and Woozi having a movie date at the Seventeen dorm and although you originally planned to have the whole thing just be the two of you, the night slowly progressed with the boys one by one joining you two in the dorm living room, all watching the movie you had played on the television screen.

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she’s a handsome woman || panic! at the disco

Let Kat be bisexual and show attraction to women in general and not just Adena who’s the supposed exception to her straightness 🗣

acapellabreeze  asked:

do you have any monster au prompts? (I think they're cool)

•persons A and B have been dating for a while. Both of them are secretly different types of monsters but haven’t told the other yet in fear of ending the relationship. Coincidentally, both decide to tell the other on the same night.
Bonus: the two types of monsters are known to be enemies with each other
•a neighborhood where only monster families live, but one day a human family moves into a house there thinking it’s just a normal neighborhood
•person A (human) goes on a first date with person B (werewolf). B drops off A at their house not realizing it’s a full moon that night and turns werewolf. B feels really embarrassed by their appearance but A invites them in to comfort them and reassures them that it’s okay to be a werewolf by painting their claws with pretty nail polish colors.
•person A is a vampire but uses their speed and flying for good instead of evil, pretending to be a super hero and drinking the blood of animals in private to hide their true nature. Person B (human) dresses as a vampire for Halloween one year and is dared by friends to go into a supposedly haunted forest alone, but stumbles upon A in the woods looking for dinner.
•Person A (human) is on a miserable vacation with their family. They all go to the beach for a day but A is able to slip away while the rest of the family is bickering without anyone noticing. A decides to take a swim, but ends up being pulled out too far and almost drowning. Luckily person B, a mermaid, is in the water and rescues A just in time.
Bonus: B brings A back to shore and A’s little cousin is standing there, having witnessed the entire thing.
•person A (human) meets person B (zombie) and tries to flirt with them. B is able to function as a normal human for the most part but doesn’t communicate as well, so A thinks they have effectively “picked up” B and they start dating, at least in A’s eyes. A is oblivious to all of the obvious signs that B is a zombie (occasional groaning noises, really hungry all the time, etc.) but then one day A finds out the truth.
•person A is part of a group of mannequins in a department store who send out one of their own per month to live as a human. During A’s time as a human they fall in love with person B (human). What happens when A must return to their department store life?

I hope you like these! This account is still fairly new meaning I didn’t already have any so I wrote some! I did come up with them all within the past few hours so they aren’t the best but here ya go!

You know, I originally thought that if in my wildest of dreams, Alter actually made Sorey and Mikleo figures, I’d want them in kickass fighting poses, like what they did for Fate T. Harlaown or Black Heart. I thought that would be the best use of their amazing ability to capture the motion in a scene in still vinyl.

But no. They had a better idea instead and came out with this really simple scene of the two of them sitting on the ruined stones of some ancient civilization, Sorey with the Celestial Record in hand, wind gently blowing through their capes, while they give each other the fondest and most beautiful smiles I’ve ever seen on one of their figures.

And I am completely blown away by it, because just like how I thought Zestiria would be the game that could never exist, these two figures with that expression of pure love on their faces is something I thought I’d never get. Just the way they captured the motion of the wind with their capes and the feathers on Sorey’s cloak and earrings, the way the capes are just flowing … like shit, that’s the kind of motion I try to capture with words in my fics and pray I succeed with. And seeing them side by side basically looking at each other like that, excuse me while I jump off a cliff and into a massive ocean of feels because damn I can feel the love coming right off of both of them.

Saying this now, when the pictures of the painted prototypes come out, I’m pretty sure my reaction tags will be nothing but wheezing and incoherent screaming because I can’t remember the last time I was this excited over the release of a set of figures.

Lance Headcanons

Most of these have probably already been stated somewhere, but I thought I’d compile some of my own along with my personal favorites.

  • He can dance. I know this is a fairly common thing and I’m so glad it is but he can dance. And he will try any kind of dance at least once. Ballroom, hip hop, break dancing, ballet- you name it, he’s tried it. And he’s very good at it. (Did you see his hips moving when he did the voltron cheer? The boy can dance)
  • Before joining the Garrison he life-guarded at his local pool. He also volunteered to do it at camps and special community events and he even helped with swim lessons for the local kids every summer. 
  • Has read all of My Immortal. Multiple times. He tried to make Hunk read it but he always got out of it somehow until one night when Hunk was messing with some engineering work when Lance just started reading it out loud. 
  • Which leads into the fact that Lance is fantastic at reading out loud. He gets into it- gives every character their own voice and does motions and everything. He developed this skill because he reads to his younger siblings and cousins and nieces and nephews when he’s at home and it’s a large part of why Hunk didn’t just put in headphones when he realized what Lance was reading to him.
  • The two of them from that day on will randomly quote it when they see fit. “So what did you do then?” “We started Frenching passively.” and “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?”
  • Lance keeps his music meticulously organized. His CD’s are alphabetized in their own genre categories and every song on his ipod has the title of the song, band name, and what album it’s from. He has carefully thought out playlists for every occasion he can think of and after joining Voltron when something happens that he has the perfect playlist for but his ipod’s back on Earth he gets seemingly inexplicably frustrated for a few moments before bursting out in a purposely horrid rendition of one of the songs.
  • He would be a really good figure skater what with his fabulous dancing skills if only he could figure out how to balance first. As it is he can’t skate without holding onto the edge or someone else and even then he still falls multiple times.
  • He also knows every lyric to the High School Musical songs. Just the first one and like two songs from the second one because the second movie’s plot made him mad so he didn’t bother with anything outside of “What time is it?” and “I don’t dance” because hey they’re catchy.
  • Keith one day during training for forming mental links makes a comment along the lines of “Lance why do you feel so… wrong?” Hunk groans and it’s the only warning any of them get before Lance yells enthusiastically ”My head’s in the game but my heart’s in the song!!!!”

Um… that’s it for now. I probably have more but this got super song sorry