i think they're dating

You know what I don’t understand? Girls who think they are too big to sit in your lap. 

Look, I know I’m short. I know that for all your experience with cis dudes, I seem kinda small I get that. But like…have you ever had a girl sit in your lap? Because it’s the best thing in the world. and it doesn’t matter how much shorter or smaller than her you are. it’s ALWAYS good. 

@ all girls of all sizes: you are NOT going to crush me. I am not going to be uncomfortable. Please, by all means, sit in my lap. 

popular tumblr post: don’t date or be friends with people who [trait i have because of my personality disorder]

me: :-)

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distorts are nice

Everyone meet my new otp, Jazz/Wes! I call it… Overbearing Redheads

No but for realz mah dudes I was trying to come up with a prank otp but I ended up pranking myself

I have so many thought s on this now check the tags for deets

anonymous asked:

Since TaeJinSoPe went to watch Cirque du Soleil: KA, RM went on V LIVE (bless him), so I really wonder where the heck are Kookmin?? I hope they're not getting married in a Vegas chapel!!? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I mean I’m not saying I told you so but (I told you so)

Let this sink in for a second that until proven that they did something, there is no evidence to counter that they didn’t do what we’re thinking they doing :D (try to make sense of that sentence, I’m sorry it’s still early)

You know when couples uh….hole themselves away in their room for DAYS without leaving doing geez I wonder what? What if it’s that scenario? I mean, it’s an exciting time and doubtlessly their hearts are feeling overwhelmed rn so…perhaps they need a way to vent  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(it’s ok cause by the Vegas rule, so we won’t know anyway)

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she’s a handsome woman || panic! at the disco

acapellabreeze  asked:

do you have any monster au prompts? (I think they're cool)

•persons A and B have been dating for a while. Both of them are secretly different types of monsters but haven’t told the other yet in fear of ending the relationship. Coincidentally, both decide to tell the other on the same night.
Bonus: the two types of monsters are known to be enemies with each other
•a neighborhood where only monster families live, but one day a human family moves into a house there thinking it’s just a normal neighborhood
•person A (human) goes on a first date with person B (werewolf). B drops off A at their house not realizing it’s a full moon that night and turns werewolf. B feels really embarrassed by their appearance but A invites them in to comfort them and reassures them that it’s okay to be a werewolf by painting their claws with pretty nail polish colors.
•person A is a vampire but uses their speed and flying for good instead of evil, pretending to be a super hero and drinking the blood of animals in private to hide their true nature. Person B (human) dresses as a vampire for Halloween one year and is dared by friends to go into a supposedly haunted forest alone, but stumbles upon A in the woods looking for dinner.
•Person A (human) is on a miserable vacation with their family. They all go to the beach for a day but A is able to slip away while the rest of the family is bickering without anyone noticing. A decides to take a swim, but ends up being pulled out too far and almost drowning. Luckily person B, a mermaid, is in the water and rescues A just in time.
Bonus: B brings A back to shore and A’s little cousin is standing there, having witnessed the entire thing.
•person A (human) meets person B (zombie) and tries to flirt with them. B is able to function as a normal human for the most part but doesn’t communicate as well, so A thinks they have effectively “picked up” B and they start dating, at least in A’s eyes. A is oblivious to all of the obvious signs that B is a zombie (occasional groaning noises, really hungry all the time, etc.) but then one day A finds out the truth.
•person A is part of a group of mannequins in a department store who send out one of their own per month to live as a human. During A’s time as a human they fall in love with person B (human). What happens when A must return to their department store life?

I hope you like these! This account is still fairly new meaning I didn’t already have any so I wrote some! I did come up with them all within the past few hours so they aren’t the best but here ya go!

anonymous asked:

hey i'm new to this whole yoonmin thing but i ship them so hard and i just wanna know if you think they're really dating or if they're still in the will they won't they phase. because watching their old interactions things feel a lot different now, like something changed between them?? i don't wanna get too hopeful. so if you think they're together when do you think they started dating? cause it feels like a recent development

I think during the I need u era (april - june 2015) was when they both realized they had feelings for each other. like when they were on the kota kinabalu trip it just seemed like a lot of things happened between them. and then from june until early october of that year they were still trying to figure things out between them and wondering how they could make things work. 

why do I think it took them 5 months to figure things out? that summer they went on the bts live trilogy tour and they were literally always busy (plus when they got back they filmed the prologue video and were preparing for hyyh pt. 2) so i think they spent a lot of that time trying to spend as much time as they could with each other but also really focusing on their jobs. 

I think they officially started dating around jimins birthday (october 13th) in 2015 and have been ever since ! 

recently though it’s felt like the feelings between them have gotten a lot more calm, soft, and real. and we found out in mid-october that yoongi and jimin went to yoongis parents house in daegu for chuseok and ever since then yoongi has seemed so much more happy, relaxed, calm, and really confident almost

so I think the idea of his parents meeting jimin as his bf for the first time and then accepting the relationship was a really impactful thing for yoongi and he felt like he didn’t have anything to worry about anymore. my close best friend jan'e wrote this really nice thing that put his change into words perfectly

sorry this isn’t more detailed and its kind of a rough interpretation but i feel like based on all the things i’ve seen, this is the ‘most accurate’ timeline

anyways welcome to ym :’)

Lance Headcanons

Most of these have probably already been stated somewhere, but I thought I’d compile some of my own along with my personal favorites.

  • He can dance. I know this is a fairly common thing and I’m so glad it is but he can dance. And he will try any kind of dance at least once. Ballroom, hip hop, break dancing, ballet- you name it, he’s tried it. And he’s very good at it. (Did you see his hips moving when he did the voltron cheer? The boy can dance)
  • Before joining the Garrison he life-guarded at his local pool. He also volunteered to do it at camps and special community events and he even helped with swim lessons for the local kids every summer. 
  • Has read all of My Immortal. Multiple times. He tried to make Hunk read it but he always got out of it somehow until one night when Hunk was messing with some engineering work when Lance just started reading it out loud. 
  • Which leads into the fact that Lance is fantastic at reading out loud. He gets into it- gives every character their own voice and does motions and everything. He developed this skill because he reads to his younger siblings and cousins and nieces and nephews when he’s at home and it’s a large part of why Hunk didn’t just put in headphones when he realized what Lance was reading to him.
  • The two of them from that day on will randomly quote it when they see fit. “So what did you do then?” “We started Frenching passively.” and “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?”
  • Lance keeps his music meticulously organized. His CD’s are alphabetized in their own genre categories and every song on his ipod has the title of the song, band name, and what album it’s from. He has carefully thought out playlists for every occasion he can think of and after joining Voltron when something happens that he has the perfect playlist for but his ipod’s back on Earth he gets seemingly inexplicably frustrated for a few moments before bursting out in a purposely horrid rendition of one of the songs.
  • He would be a really good figure skater what with his fabulous dancing skills if only he could figure out how to balance first. As it is he can’t skate without holding onto the edge or someone else and even then he still falls multiple times.
  • He also knows every lyric to the High School Musical songs. Just the first one and like two songs from the second one because the second movie’s plot made him mad so he didn’t bother with anything outside of “What time is it?” and “I don’t dance” because hey they’re catchy.
  • Keith one day during training for forming mental links makes a comment along the lines of “Lance why do you feel so… wrong?” Hunk groans and it’s the only warning any of them get before Lance yells enthusiastically ”My head’s in the game but my heart’s in the song!!!!”

Um… that’s it for now. I probably have more but this got super song sorry

anonymous asked:

I keep thinking about jimon + jace's cheesy pick up lines(even though they're already dating) its the cutest I'm crying

i think the sweetest part about this is that jace normally doesn’t have to resort to silly pickup lines to actually pick up because as we saw on 2x07 jace is just naturally confident, beautiful and cool and smooth - except it all flies out the window the second he falls for simon because all he wants to do is make simon smile even if its at his own expense?? 

consider the following teeny scenario (although this concept deserves MUCH MORE):

  • friday nights are date nights and today’s just supposed to be curling up in bed together with Chinese take-out and watching the latest mission: impossible in jace’s laptop. simon’s exhausted though, and it’s all he can do to change into a different t-shirt and drag himself over to the institute. he ends up falling asleep which his cheek smushed against jace’s shoulder, body aching, and only jolts awake when his phone goes off. 
  • “sorry, sorry,” he says, fretting over the drool darkening jace’s shirt. “this is so uncool - i’m just, i think i got thrown against three different brick walls because that coven from connecticut just does not know how to play nice and i’ve zoomed across all five boroughs today including staten island which, let me tell you-”
  • jace does what he always does when simon gets like this: he leans in and presses kiss after kiss against simon’s mouth, swallowing up the panicked words until simon sighs and kisses him back, bones becoming liquid under jace’s hands. simon’s eyes are still closed when jace pulls away and says, “i thought your legs were hurting from running through my head all day, not running after some new england vampires.”
  • “next time i’ll stick to just your head,” says simon, voice rough with sleep and sweet with laughter. “pretty sure things turned out better for me in there.”
  • <p> <b></b> Sebastian should be introduced like this.<p/><b>Moriarty:</b> Hello,boys! Pleasure to see you again.<p/><b>John:</b> Wish I could say the same.<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> Get on with it.<p/><b>Moriarty:</b> Patience is a virtue,honey. Anyway,this is Sebastian Moran,my partner in crime.<p/><b>Sebastian:</b> *raises an eyebrow*<p/><b>Moriarty:</b> *smiles* Among other things.<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

no one ever said it was a complete impossibility they were dating. i've never shipped it and i've always accepted the fact that they could be dating. i'm just against shipping real life people (for a multitude of reasons that i can explain if u want). at this point i think it's likely that they're dating but honestly why does it matter? if they're happy together, great! if they're happy w other partners that is also great.

except there have legitimately been people who have repeatedly pushed the ‘straight and platonic’ agenda onto people who respectfully enjoy and discuss the concept of them being in a romantic relationship. those are the kind of people who that post was targeted at. it wasn’t targeted at people who have a mindset similar to yours because i completely understand that some people might not be down with the concept of phan for whatever their own reasons may be. everyone is entitled to their own opinion and their own views and i respect that. when it all boils down to it, i’m happy as long as dan and phil are happy, regardless of their relationship statuses

chaoticmess1011  asked:

How would the UT,UF,US bros react to a pansexual s/o? Thanks.

I’d hate to lump the skeles all together, but I’m pretty sure, the skeles don’t really care what their S/O’s sexual orientation is because they’re still going to them no matter what.