aaaaanyway hey ppl made sure y'all block ash-for-shima.dace.st whether you’re an inclusionist or exclusionist
idk if there’s been anything calling them out yet bc i’m too worried abt my own mental health to go into the discourse tags, but i haven’t seen anything going around yet
i didn’t go too far into their blog bc yikes gross but from what i can tell they’re an ace inclusionist who supports inc.est and ma.ps and possibly some other bad things, im not sure i couldnt go too deep
so we should all really work on blocking them and no-platforming them!!
im gonna tag a few people i can think of so if you could please spread this that would be great!!!
i’ve been collecting funny/cute texts & texts from texts from last night for about 2 years. they’ve been sitting in a word document for a long time so with all the text memes i’ve been seeing around, i decided to take all the texts i’ve saved and make a meme with them bc why not. there’s a bit of everything bellow: fluff, silliness, nsfw, angst, etc etc
[text] Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
[text] I miss you more than I should.
[text] She’s/you’re the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
[text] I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don’t regret it.
[text] you hella high and freaked out about life and interest rates
[text] I love it when you moan my name.
[text] I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
[text] JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
[text] Let’s go get coffee and handcuffs.
[text] I thought you were better than this.
[text] Please stop calling.
[text] Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I’d say the sex was good
[text] I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
[text] I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
[text] 75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
[text] You think you’re funny, but you’re just an asshole.
[text] I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
[text] I wish things were different.
[text] We should probably end this.
[text] I don’t say it often enough, but I want you to know that I love you.
[text] Please let me know what I did to deserve you…I want to make sure I keep on doing it.
[text] I told you I’d ride your broomstick if you let me call you Harry Potter and you drew a lightning bolt on your forehead.
[text] I’m still laying in bed cuz I don’t feel like adulting yet
[text] I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
[text] What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I’d be a trophy wife! Get it?
[text] I’m sorry for everything.
[text] I just want to have sex that doesn’t end like a B-rated horror movie.
[text] Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I’m not sure she gets me anymore.
[text] I never should have left you there.
[text] I don’t have patience for riddles.
[text] You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
[text] Dunno. My heart says “no”, my brain says “maybe” and my dick says “YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!”
[text] We had sex and he ended up in the hospital… don’t know if I should be worried or proud.
[text] Just tell me what’s wrong !
[text] let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
[text] I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
[text] … so it’s a date ?
[text] Can I come by?
[text] I thought we were ok ?
[text] I want you to meet my squirrel
[text] If blow jobs were a super power she’d be in the Justice League.
[text] Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can’t decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
[text] I can’t imagine life without you.
[text] Can’t wait to see you again.
[text] just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
[text] I should have told you first, I’m sorry.
[text] I’m sorry ! I don’t know what else to tell you !
[text] You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
[text] We are not together any more, remember ?
[text] why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
[text] did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
[text] Maybe we’ll see each other again.
[text] if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he’d think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
[text] I never thought we’d end up like this.
[text] Why do you keep doing this to me ?
[text] I’m so tired of your lies.
[tex] Why are you so angry ?
[text] I thought you were coming alone…. ?
[text] I should get him/you a card “thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication”
[text] I don’t understand…
[text] If I had a penis, I’d want to put it in you. And I’d treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
[text] You had to apologize for “being too aggressive about harry potter”
[text] We can work this out.
[text] We have a system, okay?
[text] I don’t have time to shower before my passport photos…your cum is all over my hair…that’s with me for 10 years now
[text] I know you’re on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven’t been spanked in years so if you’re still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
[text] I know you’ve been lying to me.
[text] You need to leave. Now !
[text] i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
[text] You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without.
[text] Every morning I wake up with a sad face because I know it is the start of one more day without you.
[text] Everyone leaves.
[text] I don’t know how you put up with me.
[text] I just fell off a roof. So I’m kinda chillin for a minute.
[text] Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
[text] I’m 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
[text] please don’t leave me alone
[text] You cried at the bar for 30 minutes because you got your arm stuck in your sweater. You got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped you.
[text] I wish we had more time.
[text] shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
[text] I miss you every day.
[text] Please please pick up
[text] Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
[text] I’m out of practice. be my yoda
[text] Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn’t know where he is.
[text] Do you think it’ll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I’ve slept with both the bride and the groom?
[text] Someone said we’re out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying ‘but where will all the polar bears live”. That drunk.
[text] I’d just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
[text] You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. “Look I’m Harry Potter.”
[text] This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
[text] If u ever apologize to me for “too-rough” sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
[text] Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
[text] I’d help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I’m still drunk
[text] YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don’t think she’s going to call you.
[text] And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever… And I’ve seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo’s David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
[text] She’s/you are the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
[text] It’s not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
[text] I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
[text] We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
[text] She said she couldn’t find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
[text] Stop making me think about you. I’m busy.
[text] I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You’re welcome.
[text] You make me want to be better.
[text] You saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus.
I need to see and do a bit more first… I’m no expert, and when people push me into a corner of “here’s Emma Watson to lecture you on feminism”, it’s uncomfortable because I am aware I have a long way to go. I am not sure I deserve all the respect I get yet, but I’m working on it.
Sorry for all the questions. What are anatolians like as pets? And do you think caos could live in pet homes or are they really for work only
no problem friend, ask away! always happy to help when i can even tho i suck at replying to asks in a timely or organized manner hahaaaaa
SO anatolians! from what i hear, they are very laid back and relaxed dogs to have in the house, but have a few breed quirks that can make them a bit of a hassle if you dont manage it properly. the first, and probably one of the most serious of which, is their tendency and desire to roam. they, and all LGDs, are awful with recall, and due to their highly independent nature and desire to protect and patrol their territory, can often decide that whatever theyre doing is more important than coming to you. many people ive heard say that they should essentially be treated like sighthounds and only allowed off leash when they are in a safe, enclosed environment where they wont risk getting hurt if they ignore you and wander. another breed quirk, also common with many LGDs, is a digging habit; gardeners beware! true to their group they are excellent guardians, and are typically quite quiet in the house save for when they feel the need to alert, which they will do by barking a couple time. they are disinterested but perceptive of strange people and other dogs and like to keep an eye on them, but can get snappy with rude behavior (especially with dogs). theyre more endurance based than they are pure energy, and while they can definitely move fast when they want to they are generally pretty calm and will not be bouncing around everywhere as adults. training is going to be how it always is working with intelligent yet stubborn animals; requiring creative approaches and flexibility! ive heard some breeders say that “nothing in life is free” training methods work super well with anatolians (personally im not a fan of the philosophy but im sure it gets the job done). overall i think they make good pets so long as, like with any breed, you take care to consider their specific needs and traits and try to manage and satisfy them to the best of your ability.
and onto cao’s! i dont honestly believe any dog cant ever never be a pet, like some breeds are going to be a lot more challenging than others and require a lot of special treatment, but i think if youre flexible and dedicated enough you can really have any breed you want as a pet. interestingly, i see cao’s be more typically advertised as good family guardians/companions than most of the other, softer livestock breeds, especially within european lines. so yeah, i totally think you could have a cao as a pet assuming you know what youre getting into and are prepared for that.
THis hELL OF A PIECE TOOK ME FOREVER TO COMPLETE AROUND SCHOOL
if it were up to me, writing shitty fanfiction about my fictional husbands is what i would do for the rest of my life, sometimes. because high school sucks xD and the arcana and midnight cinderella (another fantastic dating sim!) are why im still existing and its been less than a month since school starts ._.
honestly, it think it’s actually one of my better works but hey XD
anywho, again, i do try to write from they/them nb perspective but sometimes it does come across as she/her perspective unintentionally.
If you see any mistakes or have suggestions for other fics, please do suggest :) I’m trying to learn to write for Julian, but I’m not sure I’m quite there yet. Maybe soon! Please enjoy haha
dedicated to @rosehardt for their sweet comment on my last Asra fic <3
Honestly, I sort of came in feeling like I’d be annoyed cause I’m distinctly worried that Blake, the girl with the most story, would be the only one with the a story trailer, Yet I honestly think this trailer just works at every level, (minus some stilted animation, but doing 3 shorts Im sure they had to cut corners not to take important time away from where it matters making the season look good)
Story wise it does some important stuff, for one its really not about Blake at all, but about filling the important empathy gap for the white fang to feel morally ambiguous. Aside from having already jerks be racist, the Faunus as second class citizens narrative was never shown to us and as such its hard to feel for the White Fang and (especially with Adam the most unambiguously evil character aside from Salem, an actual demon and tyrion an insane killer)
Here in a tight package we build a lot of that empathy. We see a still active member of the white fang tell her story which does a number of good things.I adored.
1) It tells us Ilia was/is a normal person, who wanted what we want, and wasn’t extremist or nationalist, the fact that she happily passed as humans shows her sense of identity as Faunus wasn’t a big source of pride and puts the fault of her radicalization on humans without a drop of ambiguity to it.
2) From my perspective as a Hispanic person who grew up passing for white in the south, this narrative also rings distinctly true, and the subject of passing is a not wholey unusual subject, but feels a little less warn and more ethically complex then Velvet’s or Blake’s shown and described experiences.
3) It Mirror’s Blake’s life in Beacon and shows how the people around you can change the outcome of a similar event. It begs the question of would Ilia be a terrorist if her friends had been more like RWY, even if in Weiss’ case racist, still invested in her as a person after she was outed.
4) It’s an actual modern example of racism in the show, especially racism as disinterest in the lives of others, a utter lack of empathy. Ilia’s friends totally and completely see Faunus as some other that isn’t to be concerned with. This complete lack of empathy ends up feeling more dark imo then someone saying mean names, and its telling that this complete lack of empathy is what emotionally pushes Ilia over the edge. This story does more to explain the White Fang then 100 scenes of Cardin the class bully, bulling a faunus.
5) It leaves us with two sides of Ilia in the final shots, Both an Ilia that watches, but does not hurt Blake, one who we can view as a human and a person of empathy, and two the shot of her explaining “I broke their teeth.” Painting a very good mental image that her mercy is limited, and ethically she is not at all opposed to violence. (I also find it interesting that Ilia as merciful is shown in the present and Ilia as violent is shown in the past, inverted from the emotional expectations, I don’t think there’s anything to this besides a fun inversion.)
All and all I think its one of the better writing bits in the show, and I hope more villains are given this treatment in their own way. Most importantly, I really hope Yang’s short is a story short. The girl needs more story pls.
Regarding Crankgameplays, you might be able to add him and new people as a character package later on.
Yea’,nah? maybe?! ((´д｀))
i dunno’ //cries//That sounds sure quite nice but im not sure if we should think about that for the moment. Right now, we’re not even sure if all our “official” characters would be in the game yet. It’s already too much work .
If we keep workin’ like we’re doin’ rn. We’re good for 2 years of work. i thiiink we’ll have the time to think about adding new fighters later.
And unfortunately, no other ppl will be added in main’s fighters attack. Mainly bc it’s related to their own character/content/personality. The only thing that can be added is their pets like Chica,maya/edgar/slippy ect… Σ(ノ°▽°)ノ
What makes you think you shouldn't be someone's man goals ?
Lol okay this might be the weed talkin but I mean look I have my flaws. I can be childish,jealous,petty,an asshole,selfish,distant and act out in each way sometimes. I have my own vices and I’ve never actually been in love despite what I may have told the women I’ve been with. Ive grown to learn what I SHOULD do because I’ve observed from others who have treated their partner wrong and those who have been done wrong and I know who I would like to become after realizing I was a mind game playing,afraid to be vulnerable dick head. And though I feel like I want to be in a relationship, I seem to ruin any and every one bubbling. It’s a lot I have to work on. And Im making sure I am the one who changes things,I hate the idea of woman having to “change” a man who’s been a fuckboy in the past. It’s not her responsibility to mold a nigga into being even halfway decent. What I’m saying is,not everything sweet man. I’m just conscious of the shit I do and what I want from myself and life. I’m not there yet tho…and even tho The compliments make me blush a lil and I’m flattered someone would think that I’m their “man goals”. I’m not even my own man goals right now lol
Pairing: Castiel x OFC Word Count: 1,599 Warnings: language probably, usual SPN stuff A/N: The support you guys are showing with this is absolutely incredible, thank you all so much! If you’d like to be tagged let me know! Hope you guys like it! Anyway, feedback for this is awesome! :)
ITS OCTOBERRRRRRR!!!!!!! THAT MEANS WITCHES GALORE!!! WHOO!!
anyway this drawing wasnt ment for october it was just a doodle that went overboard xD
this is little miss human from the orphanage! although shes actually not a human but a witch~! her magic just hasint kicked in yet! x3
i mentioned before that she likes to wear masks and things to be like other monsters and it seems like her magic can kinda do things like that she seems to have a nack at illusion magic! im not sure how it fully works yet but she can make little items and creaters! though because she would still be learning they are all green, her magic color, and are see through
she has a bell on her broom because me and @foreverafterall are pretty sure that when she starts to learn to fly colby will tie a rope to the broom so she cant get to far and like get hurt and the bell helps tell him where she is xDD
colby is such a good dad
i think her name is phoebe~
i also completely went overboard with this drawing and i love it
To all the people who's art didn't make it to the video
To all the people who’s art did not make it into the video, please do not feel discouraged or rejected or anything like that, it’s just because the septicart tag gets flooded with all of your amazing art pieces and edits but this makes it difficult for Jack to be able to find your art. So it was not because of your art being “not good enough” trust me, your art is amazing and hey, everyone’s gotta start somewhere right? Now just because Jack didn’t see your art does not mean no one saw it, the community is here to support you all the way (song reference intended) and Im sure at least ONE of us has seen your art and thinks very highly of it. So please don’t let this be the reason why you stop drawing, I know that you can create great things and you all definitely have the potential to be awesome artists. And hey! He’s thinking about making a second part so you have another opportunity to show your stuff. The entire community supports you and your art work, so please don’t give up just yet
not to be dramatic but i think we need to suspend the crew's ally privileges until they Fix This
OKAY THIS. ik ppl are calling it queerbaiting and im not sure where i stand on that yet but ik i feel robbed.
AND uknow what the worst part about this is. I had a fuckin awesome video i worked on for like. weeks, centered around sunny being allies (with a spot saved for a macdennis kiss/moment just in case) it’s set to cupcakkes lgbt and probably the best thing i’ll ever create lmao and now i dont rlly want to post it cause it feels wrong after they just gutted me and all the other lesbians.
anyway can they fix it after an EXTENDED HIATUS whatever the fuck that means? who knows?
holding out for s13 being about mac having a loving boyfriend and dennis is like i’m back and ready to love u mac and macs like I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCH
Anna ot4 are in London...what if they all go to the premiere *cries*
It’d be a dream and the most clever thing they could do for a lot of reasons, but Liam has a show in Paris the same night, so he won’t be there for sure. I doubt they make Louis go publicly where Harry is cause it’d go against all the work of both teams in order to keep them as much publicly separated as possible (but im 100% sure louis will be there anyway for the screening without being seen), maybe Niall but I doubt it too. I also think a 1D reunion will make fans go crazy and they want people to focus on Harry and Dunkirk solely so maybe it’s not the time yet.
((Cold War AU, anybody? Hahaha I’m such a sucker for history))
The turntable was turned on early in the morning. Yes…I think that’s the title.
You scuffled through the incomprehensible labyrinth of bed sheets and pillows even though you were still in a blank daze. The mornings had begun to get colder and days were growing shorter as summer transitions to autumn in late August.
Where was I again?
Surveying the room, it finally dawned to you that you were already a married woman. Yet it was not out of love that you got married to a man who wasn’t even there when you wake up. Even so, I still cannot forget that night we first met.
Took a brief break from working on Asgore, to refresh my creativity and make sure I had some new content for you guys. So here’s a ~1hr40min sketch dump of a new oc design I’ve been playing with. I haven’t come up with a name for them yet, but they’re quite calm and communicate mainly through telepathy.
I don't know if this kind of thing is also closed, but if it is im sorry for bothering you! I'm a huge fan of your work and think that you have an amazing taste so i was wondering if you could suggest some other imagines blogs you love?
I just met the cutest girl. Shes in my class and we have been working on a project together. She has the most gorgeous dark blue eyes and she smells like rain and her laugh makes my heart beat so fast. Ive liked her since I first saw her. Her and I are becoming friends and she took me to her lgbtq club meeting when I mentioned that im gay (she hasn't found a label yet but im p sure shes Sapphic). I honestly like her so much both romantically and platonically. I think she might like me back ;))
This is so beautiful, I hope everything goes well! 💕
dread pirate roberts: "But then why wouldn't the compass work? If his primary concern was saving himself from Davy Jones then surely it would be pointing squarely in the direction of the chest, but Jack WAS PREOCCUPIED WITH SOMETHING TO THE EXTENT THAT HE STILL COULD NOT OPERATE THE COMPASS EVEN WHEN HE WAS IN MORTAL PERIL- makes you think that 'something' may have been a pretty big deal for him" HAHAHA HE WANTS HER MORE THAN HE WANTS NOT TO DIE HAHAHA IM HAVING A SEIZURE HAHAHAHAHAHA BYEEE
source (i could spend days and days reading threads and threads ugghh)
NO BUT LIKE IKR??? HE WAS LITERALLY IN DANGER AND YET!!!!!!!! HE COULDN’T GET THE DAMN COMPASS TO WORK
“JACK SPARROW DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE WANTS! OR HE DOES, BUT IS LOATHE TO CLAIM IT AS HIS OWN”