i think theres a stick in my eye

Promt list

1. “Thats my phone”
2. “Why do you have my bra in your hand?”
3. “I don’t feel so good”
4. “You mean everything to me….”
5. “You lost your ring?….”
6. “Great now the fire alarm is going off”
7. “You mean to tell me that you ate all my food?…”
8. “How dare you use me when you knew i loved you….”
9. “Forget it”
10. “Maybe wishes do come true after all
11. “Maybe soulmates are a thing”
12. “Lets go travel the world”
13. “Can we sleep under the stars?”
14. “I saw you sitting alone and thought you would use some company”
15. “Are you seriously horny right now?”
16. “Whats with the cheesy pickup lines?”
17. “Nooo! They belonged together”
18. “Your jealous over my celebrity crush?”
19. “Could i maybe get your number?”
20. “How about a date?”
21. “Netflix?”
22. “Was it really worth it?”
23. “Yeah well now you’ve lost me”
24. “Let me help you goddammit”
25. “Stop being stubborn and come cuddle me”
26. “You drove here at 2 in the morning to come and get cuddles?”
27. “Soooo…..what now?”
28. “I thought you locked the door”
29. “This is going to be the end of me”
30. “You are going to be the death of me”
31. “Your just another player and its game over for us”
32. “You’re seriously a man-child”
33. “I want you. Only you”
34. “Do you belive in love at first sight?”
35. “Im so stupid. I fell for my best friend”
36. “Its cute when you blush”
37. “Back off”
38. “Is there a reason your crawling threw my window?”
39. “Thats a cute laugh. I like it”
40. “Move in with me?”
41. “I guess this is it…”
42. “It wasn’t supposed to happen like this”
43. “You owe me 10 bucks”
44. “Can you bring pizza and beer”
45. “What did that asshole do to you?”
46. “What did you do?”
47. “Ewww thats gross”
48. “Stick that toung out again and i will cut it off”
49. “Im not crying. Theres something in my eye”
50. “Wow. Your stupid”
51. “Did i fucking stutter?”
52. “You should leave”
53. “Dont mind me”
54. “Nice moves love”
55. “What a dumb idea. Im in”
56. “Can someone shoot him?”
57. “Don’t say a word”
58. “Shit, thats hot”
59. “I dont care”
60. “You need to leave”
61. “Fuck off”
62. “NEVER!”
63. “Do you even love me?”
64. “I think i just fell in love”
65. “I cant do this anymore”
66. “You’re so whipped”
67. “Forever?”
68. “I fall in love with you more and more ever day”
69. “Your all i have left”
70. “Care to dance?”
71. “Please. Just dont”
72. “Im sorry”
73. “I said im sorry what more do you want!”
74. “You cant just sit there all day”
75. “You can lock yourself away from everyone else….but please dont push me away”
76. “You can’t banish me!! This is my bed too”
77. “Talk about awkward”
78. “If you die. I’ll kill you”
79. “That dosn’t make sense”
80. “Just smile. I just really need to see you smile right now”
81. “How funny. You think i care”
82. “Tell me what’s happened. Why have we changed”
83. “I don’t even know you anymore.”
84. “Do you really need all that candy?”
85. “Don’t yell at me”
86. “Good thing i didn’t ask for your opinion”
87. “She’s hiding behind the sofa”
89. “He’s respectable. But you know, a little dodgy”
90. “Your too good for this world”
91. “Only if you give me a piggy back ride”
92. “Let’s build a fort”
93. “Wait, you like me?”
94. “Wait….is this a date?”
95. “If i did anything right in my life, it was falling in love with you”
96. “Listen i really dont like you but you hsve a puppy so im going to be over a lot”
97. “I desere an explanation. I desereve an acceptable reason”
98. “You can hate me. You can dislike me. But why cheat on me?”
99. “Your hair is so soft”
100. “I thought it’d be less hurt if i left now. But it turn out i was wrong. I promise ill never leave again”

Suggest who you would like it to be with and what number/s. Stay groovy 😎

Originally posted by winterxblogger

You Are My Anchor ~Derek Hale~

Summary: Reader is physically abused by her boyfriend (Liam) and goes to Derek in search of something safe- for someone to help her. 

Warnings: Abuse and self hate

Pairings: Platonic!Derek x Reader

Author’s Note: 

Hi guys! I hope you guys enjoy this x 

Stay Safe my people :) 

You were worthless. Nothing. Less than nothing and tonight he showed you. He showed you how little you meant to him. How pathetic and useless you were in his eyes. The man you loved, the man you thought you would marry, beat you. Abused you and left. 

Liam was his name. The person you thought was the one. You have never been this wrong about anyone. 

It had started a few months ago. The snarky comments about your physical appearance, about the way you do things, about hanging out with Derek. The only person you had left. Everything you did was somehow pathetic in his eyes.

He hated Derek and a part of you loathed him for feeling that way about Derek and Scott and Stiles and even Isaac. Your friends. But tonight you just hated him.  

You managed to walk yourself to Derek’s loft. Weakly. You pulled your heavy feet up the stairs. Leaning on the wall occasionally breathing heavily. 

The blood running down your temple impairing your vision and the heavily bruised and swollen eye. Your whole body ached. He didn’t stop no matter how much you screamed. 

Your body convulsed with a sob treating to tear through your body. The tears were too painful. You just had to get to Derek. The person who would be able to fix this all of this shit and protect you- like he’s always done. 

You went to school with Scott and Stiles but you and Derek went way back. He has always been an older brother to you. 

Family friends you would say but when his died tragically in a fire and yours were killed by a rogue pack as they were hunters you and Derek were the only ones left. 

You’ve seen sides of Derek that no knows exists and he has been through everything with you. 

From first breakups, to mental breakdowns, to PMS. He’s family. 

Your whole core was aching as you clenched a hand around your ribcage. Something must’ve been broken. You trudged slowly up the last stairs. 

“Derek!” your voice cracked into the silence bouncing off the wall. You weren’t going to make it to the door. You were going to collapse of pain and exhaustion before then. 

“Help” your voice came and the door slid open. Derek’s silhouette filled the door way but as soon as his eyes landed on your broken figure he bolted to next to you. His facial features coming into view. His worried brow creasing as he caressed your broken face. 

“Who did this?” his voice stammered as he surveyed your injuries. 

“Der- it hurts so much.” your voice came as tears burned their way down your cheeks. He swiftly picked you up but you cried out in pain as your ribs pushed against him. 

“I’m going to take it away.” he whispered as he laid you down on his bed. He slid his hand into yours and the pain slowly started to fade. 

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Aaaaah I’m in love with a fanfic!  @poubelle-squelette is a gift to the world.  Her fic’s called “The Party Incident and Other Embarrassing Anecdotes” and this is my tiny little offering of appreciation for it!  It’s a ReaderxSans fic, and somewhere in there Reader accidentally sticks her fingers in her verte-bae’s eye socket, and I couldn’t help but think of those cute little videos with the countdown and puppies licking your finger or whatever.

This is my first shot at something like this, and I won’t claim to be an artist!  But this was fun to make, and hopefully one or two of yall will go check out the fic!


*WARNING: If you are uncomfortable with swearing or sexual content, you are advised not to read this.*

summary: y/n is at a private leisure centre, relaxing in the sauna when a toned, tanned cameron dallas walks in, and turns up the heat

hey guys, so this is my first smut story! i haven’t properly proof read it yet, just skimmed over the lines basically, so please let me know if theres a mistake and i’ll fix it. tell me what you think, leave a request in my ask box and enjoy, mwah! //

The invisible, hot steam floating around the room caused my dry hair to stick to my sun kissed skin. My eyes drifted closed as I let the warmth relax my fatigued muscles. Not a sound could be heard, only the faint crackling from the heater.

Nobody really came to this private leisure centre, partly because they couldn’t afford it. But me being in a well paying job, and having a rich father, I could afford it.

Most of the people were in the gym, I knew because thats were I was before I came to the sauna. When I walked passed the pool to the sauna, I seen a woman doing lengths in the pool. No one was in the steam room, I’m assuming because they found it hard to breath; the same reason I didn’t go to the steam room. And no one came into the sauna, because it was ‘too hot’. But I could take the heat.

I swung my legs, my toes grazing off the damp wood beneath me. I rested my back against the wall, then my head. I relaxed into my position, until I heard the creak of the door and felt the room temperature cool. My eyes shot open, to be faced with an extremely tanned, very toned, muscular back. My eyes slowly trailed up, absorbing the truly mesmerizing sight in front of me, until I stopped as his messy, slightly damp, matted brown hair. He slowly turned around and I was met with the most beautiful brown eyes I had ever seen, accompanied by the most beautiful face I had ever seen, and adding this all up could only equal to one thing: the most beautiful boy I had ever laid eyes on.

“Uh, hi.” I heard him, but I didn’t process the words in my head, I just stared at him in awe, my mouth slightly open. He was truly breathtaking and I didn’t want to ever look away. It was only until he laughed slightly, that I was snapped out my trance. I shook my head, as if I was trying to shake the embarrassment off. I giggled along too, before actually speaking to this angel.

“Sorry, uh hi.” He laughed again, taking the seat across from me. He had his legs slightly parted, his eyes closed while his head rested on the wall. His hands were clasped between his legs, which tightened his swimming shorts and perfectly outlined his dick. While his eyes were closed, making everything oblivious to him, I took this as the perfect opportunity to stare at his perfectly toned abs and his very large cock. I let out a short, quiet sigh. This was the best eye candy treat I had ever gotten, and I was orgasming with my eyes. I silently thanked god for putting me in this position.

“Like what you see?” He laughed, the smirk very evident in his voice. I furrowed my eyebrows and shook my head quickly.

“I didn’t mean t-to stare. I w-was in a daydream-” His cocky laugh cut me off again. He didn’t seem bothered by this, like he was used to getting stared at, then catching them.       

“It’s fine babe, I’m used to it.” I rolled my eyes, but he didn’t see me. I distracted myself by picking at my perfectly pink polished nails. He coughed, making my head snap up. His position had changed; he now rested his hands at either side of him, supporting his weight. He was staring at the timer, and his jaw was clenched. Did he do this on purpose? Does he know how hot he was?

“Take a photo, it’ll last longer.” He was smirking again.

“I’m not staring.” He laughed and shook his head before turning his attention towards me.

“I can see you.” I looked away, but I still felt his stare on me. When I turned, he didn’t move his eyes away, although I knew he knew I was looking at him. His eyes slowly roamed my body, like he was mentally undressing me, although I only had a hot pink bikini top and matching panties. He stared at my boobs and I mentally cursed my mom for me inheriting her large ones. He next looked at my toned tummy. Working out a lot paid off but I done it for me, not to be stared at and impress some random guy.

“Look who’s staring now.” I snapped at him in a cocky tone. His sexy annoying laugh rang through my ears.

“At least I don’t deny it. Aren’t you used to guys staring at you, though?” I shook my head. He raised his eyebrows. “Hm, what’s your name baby?” I cocked my head to the side and smirked.

“Hm, what’s with all the questions? Isn’t it my turn?” I said in a seductive tone. He smirked, going along with the game I was playing.

“Okay then, your turn. Hit me.”

I pondered for a moment. “Hm, what brings you hear?”

“To the gym or to the sauna? Well, I came to the gym to work out. But I seen you in the gym, and then I seen you come here, to the sauna, so I followed you.” I felt my cheeks heat up but I wasn’t one to get intimidated easily, especially boys who try to play me and manipulate me into having sex with them. You know what they say, ‘you can’t play me at my own game’.

“My turn. Do you have a boyfriend?” I raised my eyebrow, and shook my head.

“How many girls, roughly,” I shook my head and shrugged my shoulders sarcastically. “have you slept with, I mean, if you can even count.” He laughed and shook his head.

“You know, we are so alike. Um, to be honest, I don’t know. I don’t count.” I nodded along with him. He sighed and stayed silent for a few moments. “I’m Cameron, Cameron Dallas. And I’d love to know your name, but I think I’ll use my question more spontaneously. Have you ever,” he paused. “had sex, in a sauna, with a stranger.” I seductively licked my sticky lips.

“Hm, I’ll have to think about that one actually, let me get back to you in a few minutes.” He raised his eyebrow.

“A few minutes? Why a few minutes?”

“Depends how long you last.” He raised his eyebrow, not expecting such a dirty term to come from a innocent girls mouth, like mine. As he processed the whole situation, I took this as my chance to make my move. I walked over to him, placing my legs at either side of his. I leaned in and kissed him softly but slowly. His pink plump lips moulded perfectly with mine. As he deepened the kiss, I pulled back, our lips touching.

“Stop being a tease and fucking kiss me.” He breathed, his hot, minty breath fanning across my face.

“Oh, you think that’s me teasing?” His eyes widened but I didn’t give him a chance to think about it, before I kissed him again, but rougher this time. I ground my hips onto his, my clothed crotch pressing against his. My arousal pooled at my center but got absorbed by the material of my bikini. A soft groan escaped Camerons lips.

“Look, baby girl, public sex, sauna sex for that matter turns me on so much. But this hour is the busiest and I’m not gonna last long.” I smirked before stepping off the bench, and standing up. I turned around, gliding my bikini pants down my glowing legs. I bent over slightly to pull them off completely, giving Cameron a perfect view of my round ass and wet sex. He took me by surprise my grabbing my hips and spinning me around. He pressed his lips to mine again, biting my bottom lip. I opened my mouth and gave him a access all areas pass to my mouth. He patted the back of my thighs signalling me to jump. He pressed my back against the wall, as I felt his fully hard erection on the side of my ass, causing me to gasp. He smirked and rested his forehead on mine. His attention was on his dick getting inside me, as he chewed on his bottom lip.

“Cute concentration face.” I laughed but it was quickly replaced by a moan as he entered my with a sudden force. His thrusts were hard and quick, I had never been fuck like this before.

“Oh my god, C-cam” I couldn’t even get his full name out, I couldn’t believe the size of him.

“Your so fucking tight, baby girl.” His hand went in between us to rub figure eights on my clit, adding to the unbelievable pleasure. He kissed me, more passionately this time. His thrust became sloppy but he seemed to hold off for me.

“I’m close. O-oh my god, Cameron, f-fuck” He smirked, as he rubbed even hard, little quick circles on my clit.

“Come for me baby girl” My eyes tightly squeezed shut as my orgasm came crashing over me like a tsunami. Cameron came soon after me and by the time we were down, we were a moaning mess. I heard giggles not far from us, as I realised this was the teenager hours, were the girl with rich daddys came here, usually to stare at the hot guys training at the gym or the shirtless guys in the sauna. He set me down as we both quickly scrambled to find our clothes.

In the midst of putting my panties on, I said “I’m Y/N, by the way.” Cameron shot me a wide smile, and sat back down where he sat when he first came in, after putting his shorts on. I sat down in my position too, as the fake tanned, expensive but slutty swimwear, flat chested, hair pinned in a bun - girls walked in. Their eyes were wide as the spotted Cameron, then girlish giggled. Cameron pretended not to see but awkwardly laughed. The girls sat at the end of the sauna room, staring at his body, fanning themselves after making sure he wasn’t looking. This signalled it was time for me to go.

Before I opened the door, I looked at Cameron, he was staring at my ass but his eyes shot up to my face. I heard the girls gasp with jealousy as he winked at me. I giggled, before shutting the door.

anonymous asked:

EXO's reaction to you being comforted by another one of the members instead of him (assuming you are his girlfriend)?

—- This is by far one of my favorite requests.——-

Baekhyun: *smiles and acts okay at first*

When he talks to you later he is like

Baekhyun: I don’t really like you getting this close to the other members…

Chanyeol: He’d try to but in and see if he could comfort you instead


Kai: *Gets angry, make eye contact with you *fake smiles* then continues being angry behind your back*

Kris: Ey! Get away from my woman

Kyungsoo:  Don’t even think that I won’t mess you up if you try to hit on her

Lay: Is she seriously doing this? 

Luhan: *thinks to himself* theres probably nothing going on. just a normal friendship….

Sehun: She is seriously doing this? Is it to make me jealous or something? what a horrible attempt.

Suho: * buts in* Do you want me to buy you some new clothes? would that make you feel better? We don’t need to stick around here….

Tao: Are you going to sleep with him tonight then? I’m here?

Xiumin: Hey, uh. I’m here too. Can you cry in my arms instead of his? It’s making me sort of jealous here…