i think there's the chance that

yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.

wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.

america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.

What I really really want for the Gendry and Arya reunion it’s for him to see her first, without Arya knowing and she is either battling someone or practicing with Needle and then he goes “you should stand sideways…” and she turns and Gendry goes “…smaller target”. They stare at each other. My heart soars. My crops are flourishing, my skin has cleared and I’ve successfully melted in front of the tv

do you think that whenever Alfred is forced into a day off he leaves signs on things in the freezer like

“MASTERS TIM OR JASON ONLY heat this for 30 minutes at 350 degrees. Masters Bruce and Dick, I am not cleaning up if you attempt this on your own.”

Imagine Woozi chuckling to himself when he sees how excited you are to get his photocard from their album.

tip: when you start thinking about something embarrassing that happened to you in the past and agonizing over it, think: “out of everyone in the entire world, i am the only person thinking about this right now” because chances are there’s no one else thinking about that particular moment and what you did. no one really remembers and thinks about it when an embarrassing thing happens to someone else. no one else is agonizing over it or laughing at you about it. so theres no reason to get so embarrassed 

what I really don’t understand is why the fuck we’re trusting the robot built by Lucas? Like, if he was smart enough to build failsafes into their suits, why wouldn’t he build them into his robots, even the ones (evidentially) animated by human souls?

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Scene from my fave FFVII fic

Counter Crisis

At his Q&A yesterday Paul Feig said his next project was a “gone girl” style thriller, with realistic characters
1. Paul and Judd Apatow have been collaborating for decades
2. Judd and Bill Hader’s have a “Shaun of the Dead” style thriller, where realistic characters react to events

Could Paul be taking on the Hader thriller project ?

okay so im really glad the fandom is getting bigger! but getting bigger means theres a bigger chance of there being douches (or just people who are ignorant) who do douchy things. i havent seen it yet so im just going to say it now
-dont put ask them if theyre gay on their instagram
-dont ask them if theyre gay on twitter
-dont ask them if theyre gay on facebook
-FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE THEM ALONE ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITIES

i do not give a rats ass if you want them to be gay
i do not give one flying fuck if you “really really really” think theyre gay
i do not f u c k i n g care if “it was just a joke dude”

DONT.

would you like it?

their characters are gay. BUT THEY ARE NOT THEIR CHARACTERS. there is this thing, its called ‘acting’ its where you play another person, who (believe it or fucking not) ISNT YOU!!! wow! crazy, right? does this mean that they might not be gay in real life just because they play two gay people? why yes, it does! what a great fucking observation good for you
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Saving the girl I love and the world at the same time? Feels pretty right to me.

So considering how different they are making the show from the books, what if instead of Clary ending up with Simon for a bit while she thinks she and Jace are siblings, she ends up with Izzy. The show seems to be setting up more chances for Clary and Izzy to be close and bond than it does for Clary and Simon. I mean it seems that Simon is going to have his own story line with Camille and Raphael and maybe Magnus for a bit plus he may be dealing with his mom so it seems unlikely that they are going to cram a relationship in there as well (unless it’s with Raphael). It was also hinted at as well that Clary was going to have a new love interest this season

Vent art

I’m sorry if the imagery is disturbing…. I rarely publish things like these,ms paint kind of gave me chance to try turn the negative into actual (VERY)quick clean artform, to rely some message or emotion. Vent art is a great tool, it is personal and might be criptic, so people can find what they want in it, maybe bringing them some delight from their own pain? I don’t like to publish gore for the sake of it, nor spread sads, so whenever I do publish these for you to see - it’s only because I like how the art turned out and I want to share it with you. So hopefully I didn’t make anyone sad or worry, it’s simply artwork, part of me (maybe not that nice part but I’m also only human >.< ). So hope you can enjoy it without disgust or feeling bad from it or for me - no need to! I like this kind of aesthetic too! *EDIT* venting is great on paper! It works much better to release pressure.

OKAY SO I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS RN

so we see clarke aggressively shoving things off the table and crying, what if shes loud enough that bellamy can hear her from down the hall or where ever he is and goes to comfort her? 

additionally, i was already thinking this but i think theres more of a chance of it happening now: when bellamy puts his hand on her shoulder and she nuzzles into it, what if he kneels in front of her and theres a forehead touch? (parallel to the handcuff scene!!!)

👪 Happy Father's Day 👪
  • : : I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A WONDERFUL DAY WITH YOUR DADS, STEPDADS OR FATHER FIGURES 😊
  • ~~
  • Sherlock: *strolls into the lab* Molly, did you know there is an entire day dedicated to fathers?
  • Molly: *smiles* Yeah...
  • Sherlock: *sighs* And all we have to do was lie there.
  • Molly: *giggles* There's a Mother's Day, too, you know.
  • Sherlock: *gesturing* Yes, that makes sense. A never ending job.
  • Molly: *leans over the bench* So, you don't want your present, then?
  • Sherlock: *glances at her baby bump* That'll be a trick.
  • Molly: *rubbing her stomach fondly* It's getting quite difficult to explain.
  • Sherlock: *raises an eyebrow* You want people to know?
  • Molly: *shrugs* Wouldn't be so terrible. My Mum might kill you, though.
  • Sherlock: Nothing compared to what Mary's going to do.
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *swallows* You're quite sure I'm the father?
  • Molly: *gives a half-smile* 'fraid so.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Fine. We'll tell them tonight *kisses her quickly; leaving the lab*
  • Molly: Sherlock?
  • Sherlock: *at the door* Hmm?
  • Molly: *smiles* Happy Father's Day.
  • Sherlock: *smiles cutely* I can get used to that.

BNHA AU where All Might is the single father of Izuku and Inko is the single Dorm Mother of Yuuei

  • Inko gave up Izuku for adoption because Hisashi walked out before he was born and she wanted to give him the best chance possible
  • All Might likes to go down to the orphanage to hang out with the kids as Toshinori because of charity and because he legit likes kids
  • He’s known Izuku since the day he came into the orphanage and they’ve bonded over years
  • Once Izuku found out he was Quirkless, Toshinori adopts him because he loves Izuku like a son already and wants to raise him as his own
  • Inko lives her life missing the son she’s never met but loves taking care of kids anyways (she’s always babysitting for the Bakugous even if their son is a little hellion)
  • Inko is the Head of the General Department at Yuuei because of just how good she is at miscellaneous things but is also extrememly good at guiding young people in the right direction
  • Inko takes the job as the Dorm Mother for Yuuei once it becomes apparent that she can handle Katsuki and the General Department
  • Inko met All Might before she met Toshinori, but she makes it a point to visit at least twice a week because he doesn’t know how to lead a group of students AT ALL
  • Inko meets All Might’s son Izuku during one of these meetings and adores him the moment she sets eyes on him
  • Izuku is shy towards Inko at first but finds it really easy to open up to her kindness and golden heart
  • They tag team to keep Toshinori as healthy as possible (”Midoriya-san, Dad is just really bad at remembering his meds and I’m in class so I can’t always be there, but if you could….” “I’ll make sure your father is well taken care of Izuku-kun, don’t you worry.”)
  • Izuku has been training to be like his dad since he was a kid, so he’s able to handle the force of One for All much easier but he never stops his love of analyzing other people’s quirks because that’s just how he is
  • Izuku doesn’t meet Katsuki until Yuuei but their rivals almost immediately anyways ( “I’m not losing to you just because you’re All Might’s kid!” “Good, I want you to lose to me because I’m me.”)

Basically I’m begging you to consider if All Might adopted Izuku straight from the beginning but Inko never knows what happened to the kid she gave up

BONUS:

  • “Wow Izuku, you really look like Midoriya-san, don’t you?” “You think so? I don’t really see it.”

“Hey Derek. I know its late at night. Sorry I didn’t get a chance to ring you. I guess you’re busy too, huh? I didn’t see any messages from you. Anyway. Um. I’m thinking about coming out. Maybe just to my brother. I don’t know for sure yet, but I think I could. I think he’d be ok. Anyway, ring me back, yeah? Love you.”

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anonymous asked:

do you think theres a chance that lexa might come back alive ?

Lexa is unfortunately dead. Is there a way to bring her back in the story? Of course there is. Will they? Nope. Will Alycia want to go back to the show? Hell no. I think everyone needs to realize that even if they wanted to bring Lexa back into the story, they would have to have Alycia be on board, and with everything that has happened…I don’t EVER see that happening. Like ever.