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Dating Sirius Black Would Include...

Originally posted by marauderseraimagines

~ You would probably meet because James & Remus slipped some Amortentia into his pumpkin juice at dinner because they were tired of listening to him talk about you and Sirius would be all over you for the rest of the night

~ The next day Sirius would apologize and you would be super forgiving because you have such a huge crush on him 

~ “Why’re you so understanding, huh Y/L/N? You like it or something?” he’d say with an eyebrow raised and a hot smug smile/ smirk

~ “I don’t know what you’re talking about, Black.” 

~ And he’d just kiss you

~ And you’d kiss him back

~ And he’d tell you the Amortentia smelled like James Potter’s house, the smell of a new leather jacket, and your perfume and that he’d seen them slip it in his drink, he just wanted an excuse

~ And you would be unofficially official (in his mind at least) 

~ You wouldn’t know you were his girlfriend until some Ravenclaw you’d never met ran from you after you smiled at him, claiming that he didn’t want to even breathe in Sirius Black’s girlfriend’s direction because Sirius would most likely kill him

~ And so you’d ask Sirius and he’d just turn into a blushing, mumbling git

~ “I mean…you want to be my girlfriend, yeah?” 

~ “I’d love to be your girlfriend, Sirius.” 

~ And he would smile and kiss your lips quickly before scurrying off down the hallway to his next class, “Later, angel!” 

~ You would support him at Quidditch games (even if you weren’t in his house), wearing his school scarf 

~ Victory sex after they win the Qudditch Cup

~ “Did you just use the stupefy charm or are you just a natural stunner?” 

~ Lazy cuddling and eating chocolate muffins Sirius had smuggled from the kitchen in your dorm room on Sunday mornings

~ Playing pranks on him with James 

~ Winks across the classroom

~ Lip bites whenever you walked in a room that drove you absolutely insane

~ Sirius would like calling you anything except your name so lots and lots of pet names that you couldn’t get enough of

~ When he would get detention you would get in trouble purposely and sit in detention with him 

~ Sirius would be such a whiner 

~ “Babe, give me a kiss.” 

~ “Angel, I need attention.” 

~ “Stop loving your books more than me.” 

~ You would get extremely jealous of all the girls throwing themselves at him

~ He’d usually makes jokes about it but definitely assure you that you were all he needed / wanted 

~ Sitting at the dinner table in a comfortable silence until James pipes up 

~ “Remus owes me 3 galleons.” 

~ “Yeah, what for?” you/Sirius would ask

~ “We had a contest to see who could moan Sirius’ name and sound more like Y/N. Peter judged, and I won.”  

~ He would start imitating how you sound and you would just want to crawl in a hole and die 

~ Sirius would just laugh and pull you into his chest as you blush and mumble about how much of a prick James was

~ Lots and lots of hickeys

~ He would help you with astronomy work all the time because he was so good at it 

~ Always pointing at Canis Major when you had dates in the astronomy tower

~ And he would run his fingers through your hair and tell you, “You know, love, I used to be so amazed by the stars but, now, I look at you and wonder how the stars in the sky could ever compare to the ones in your eyes.” 

~ And you would be so astounded by how in love this boy was with you that you wouldn’t even know what to say and you would pull him into the deepest kiss 

~ And he would laugh and hold you, whispering how much he loved you into your ear as you pointed out more constellations 

~ Him watching you on the Marauder’s Map

~ James would be so fed up and annoyed when you two first started dating 

~ “Sirius, if you say Y/N one more time, I’ll kill you.” 

~ He would always warn you about pranks before he pulled them not wanting you in the crossfires 

~ You would be so impressed by his pranking brilliance 

~ “Sirius, if you put as much work as you did into schoolwork as you did in these elaborate pranks, you would be top of the class.” 

~ “You sound like Dumbledore.” 

~ He would always give you his leather jacket when you looked the slightest bit uncomfortable 

~ You’d walk into their dorm and Peter would smile, “Hey, Mrs. Black.” 

~ “Don’t call her that,” Sirius would grumble. “She’s not a Black. She’s too pure to be a Black.” 

~ You would do normal things like fly on a broomstick or walking across icy sidewalks to get inside and Sirius would lose his mind

~ “Darling, please be careful. I don’t want anything to happen to you. I’m always worrying, you know that.” 

~ “Sirius, I was just walking up the steps.” 

~ Getting into legitimate fights about books with Remus

~ “Moony, stop yelling at my baby! Middle-Earth is not a real place, anyways!” 

~ And you would turn around and throw your Care of Magical Creatures textbook at him and scream, “IT IS A REAL PLACE, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I’M NOT YOUR BABY!” 

~ Remus would smiled, “Yeah, Middle-Earth isn’t a real place until your girlfriend leaves you for Legolas.” 

~ Cold walks in Hogsmeade hand in hand, laughing 

~ Piggy back rides to class

~ He’d grab/slap your ass ALL THE TIMe

~ “I don’t deserve you.”  

~ “Don’t you ever say that again.” 

~ Getting tattoos together during the summer

~ Slughorn catching you in a closet of spare potion ingredients half naked making out

~ He would freak out and take you to Dumbledore who would pace in his office for about thirty minutes before letting out a heavy sigh and sitting down at his desk and giving you and Sirius the sex talk 

~ James would think it was the most hilarious thing to ever happen 

~ You and James would have a brother/sister relationship

~ Snape would be SO mean to you

~ Running your fingers through Sirius’ hair as he studies 

~ The absolute best sex you have ever had in your life

~ Sirius walking around Gryffindor common room shirtless in pajama pants with long flaunting the long scratches down his back 

~ You would pretend to be so angry but you would secretly love it because he was yours and every girl in that room now knew it

~ I feel like Sirius would try to start a punk rock band out of the Marauders but it would fail miserably so late at night, he would sing unfinished, abandoned, amazing songs in your ear softly 

~ He would just be an amazing boyfriend 

~ Idk I want Sirius Black so bad

nothing subtle here (1/6)

Dex knew he was in trouble the first time he saw Nursey playing hockey. It was a practice, in frog year, and Dex had already decided that he and Nurse, Derek M. were not going to be friends. Or even acquaintances. Or anything close. But all the irritating comments and rolled eyes in the world couldn’t stop Dex’s stomach from swooping as he sat on the bench and watched Nursey slam a guy into the boards, steal the puck, and shoot for the net. He recognized the fluttery feeling in his stomach, he was a gay man  competing in competitive hockey. It was hopeless trying to ignore the fact that hockey players were hot as hell and Dex had given up trying long before Samwell.

But still, Dex told himself, it didn’t actually mean anything. A hockey crush is different than a crush crush. So Dex swallowed the feeling and once he was paired up with Nursey on the ice, it wasn’t that big of a deal. He had less time to watch Nursey when he was trying to keep his eyes on the puck, anyway.

Dex pushed when Nursey pulled. Their mutual agreement to disagree made the world go round and helped the goals get scored. So what if Dex felt slightly nauseous around Nurse sometimes? It was worth it for the cause. 

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The Creator

@moonfireshadow requested I do a story focusing on Joey’s relationship with Bendy in @doodledrawsthings Hell’s Studio AU after the one I did with Sammy. Will be doing one with Henry as well. 


Bendy’s feelings on Joey Drew had changed considerably since his birth. At first, Bendy had been pretty pissed off at Joey for literally summoning a demon into his freaking studio. The problem with Joey Drew had always been the man’s lack of impulse control. Not to mention he never considered the consequences of his actions. He had brought Bendy into the world off model too! The creator of the freaking cartoon had brought him to life off model! He hadn’t thought he would have to tell the man who had created him that this was what model sheets were for! All in all, working with the man, especially in the beginning, was completely frustrating to Bendy.

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Oracle [Chapter 2]

Originally posted by jypnior

Chapter 2 of Oracle

Ch 1

Series Genre: AU/Angst/Fluff/Smut


“Are you there?” he chuckled, approaching you in your state of bewilderment.

He leaned over you, placing a soft kiss to your cheek as you continued to stare.

Who knew Youngjae had such a beautiful body? Moreover, who would have guessed that he was so… So well endowed to put politely.

Your cheek grew warm where his lips had left their mark. Something in you wanted more of his warmth.

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Castiel loves the rain. When he was an angel… it was never something he appreciated. Of course, when he was an angel, it was never something he gave two thoughts about. Whether it rained or shone, it didn’t effect him much. 

But now, now that he’s human… it seems to be his favorite thing. He loves the way it sounds, the way it smells. He loves the way it feels on his skin and the way the birds seem to sing even though it was wet. He loves everything about it. 

Dean catches him out of bed so many times he loses count. It was scary the first night. Dean had just gotten Castiel back. He’d just watched him go from dead to alive only hours previous so when he gets up in the middle of the night and Castiel isn’t there: he freaks out. He feels tears sting his eyes as he gets up, thinking it was all a dream, that Cas wasn’t alive. It wasn’t until he goes outside to get some air, that he finds Cas standing there in the rain. He’s soaking wet… but he’s smiling, looking to Dean. 

“Isn’t it beautiful?” he asks.

Dean doesn’t remember much after hugging him so tightly his own front ends up soaked and he tells the other that he’s human now and this is a good way to get sick. His mind so clouded with relief that he doesn’t care either.

It doesn’t end there. Castiel scares him a few times after that. Once, on a hunt, they had agreed to try and get some sleep before going back into the monster they were hunting. And of course, Dean woke and Castiel was simply gone. He’d begun to dress, ready to kill… when he finds Castiel outside, sitting on a bench; frowning because he can’t capture the rain with his phone like he thought he’d be able to. 

As time passes, Dean gets used to it. In fact, he even, sorta, falls in love with it. He loves how this simple thing makes Cas so happy. He adores that the man he loves, once broken over the fact that he was human again, was able to find solace in something as simple as nature. 

So when Dean awakens on this night, he doesn’t get startled. He doesn’t freak out. He waits, listening for the sound of the rain… and when he hears it, he smiles to himself and gets out of bed. He takes the blanket that sits on the end of the bed with him as he goes toward the garage. 

He finds Castiel sitting exactly where he knew he would: on the floor, just inside the garage. His head is tipped up, trying to see as far up as he can without going outside or getting wet. 

Dean smiles again and moves, sitting down next to him. As soon as he does, Castiel moves between his legs so that his back is against his chest and Dean wraps the blanket around them both. 

“Any good thunderclaps?” he asks as he presses his lips to the top of his head.

Castiel smiles and nods. “Yes, but they seem to be moving farther away. Though the lightning is still moving across the sky. It’s beautiful,” he responds. 

Dean smiles down at him, sappy responses on his tongue. But he leaves them there, thinking he can say them another time. 

“You know, when someone makes love to someone else, they’re supposed to be there when the other wakes up,” he whispers teasingly into Castiel’s ear, smiling as he laughs. 

“You like watching the rain with me,” Castiel points out as he cranes his neck to look up at him. 

Dean can’t help himself, he leans down and kisses Castiel softly, a hum on his lips. “Yeah…” he whispers against them. “Yeah, I do.”

And Castiel is right. Because Dean loves Castiel. He loves him more than he knows what to do with. He loves him so much, that no matter what the temperature, or the place they were in… he would sit and watch the rain. 

A Sign

Destiel soulmate AU. Enjoy!

He should have known.

Cas wasn’t born human. That never meant he wasn’t going to get a soulmate tattoo.

Dean really should have known.

But nope, as the stupid son of a bitch that he is, he just assumed Cas would be – would be –

His, dammit. He assumed Cas would be his.

It would fit so well, wouldn’t it? The freak who was born without a soulmate tattoo and the ex-angel who was never born period. But no, things don’t work like that, because Dean is a jerk who doesn’t deserve more than Cas already gave up for him and Sam anyway.

It’s a normal day for them when he spots Cas’ tattoo forming. They have just killed a werewolf who was munching on a small town in California; Cas got tossed around a bit but is fine (Dean checked) and is now busy changing into clean clothes.

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Seeing Is Believing (Pt. 6)

A/N: Uh….uh…. things are gonna be picking up from here on out so, prepare yourself.

And one more thing. Please. For the love of Chuck. If you would like to be tagged in anything you MUST send me an ask or a message from here on out. I’m having so many issues with tumblr right now and I’m not always seeing reblogs and comments. Which is frustrating. So until it’s fixed this is just how it has to be. *le sigh*

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: *winks* Cliffhanger. My specialty.

Word Count: 1.5k

Seeing Is Believing MASTERLIST

Originally posted by weallneedcastiel


You looked up to find that the boys had finished off the other two demons. Castiel stared at you with curiosity. Killing that demon had been so effortless for you. Especially since you’d never used any powers before.

“Y/N.” Castiel finally said.

“Yeah?”

“Do you know who your father is?” he asked.

You shook your head and looked over at Dean, who began rusing at you.

“Y/N! Are you okay?” he shouted.

“I feel fi-” you were interrupted by blood dripping into your mouth. You put your hand to your face to find that your nose had been bleeding, just before you blacked out.

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The next few days had been interesting. You and the boys made your way back to Kansas to some place they called ‘the bunker’. It was a cozy place, surprisingly. You felt…somewhat safe. You were in a strange place mentally, given the fact that you weren’t the shy or anxious type. Finding out you’re not totally human can do that to a girl.

Dean hadn’t left your side since you passed out at the motel the other day, not that you really minded. Sam had completely buried himself in your mother’s books. Looking for clues on who your father might be, or a way to figure it out. Castiel left soon after you’d woke back up the other day. Dean said it had nothing to do with you, but you could sense that it did.

The small enochian symbol that Castiel had placed on your wrist was still there, and as you taught yourself to control your senses, it faded away. Cas didn’t say that would happen, but he also didn’t know what you were at that point. You’d find yourself running your thumb across the small symbol where Cas had touched you. It felt tingly. Whether it was from the symbol or from Cas’ touch, you didn’t know; but you couldn’t leave it alone.

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Camping

Requested By Anon


Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited T’Challa, Steve, Nat.

Y/N: Help!

Y/N: I’m lost!

Steve: Where are you?!

Y/N: I DON’T KNOW! I am LOST!

T’Challa: Can you describe your surroundings?

Y/N: Trees. Trees. TREES. I’m in a forest!

Nat: Oh this is bad.

Y/N: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS

Y/N: WHAT IF A BEAR ATTACKS ME?

Y/N: I CAN’T FIGHT OFF A BEAR! THEY’RE TOO CUTE!

Steve: Calm down!

Y/N: I CAN’T I’M FREAKING OUT I’M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE!

T’Challa: Take a deep breath in. Out. Focus on your surroundings. I need you to stay alert. You will be fine. We will track your phone and come get you but until then, I need you to just stay where you are.

Y/N: Okay. Thank you, T’Challa. It’s getting dark though! Please hurry!

Steve: I’m glad you came to us for help.

Y/N: Well Bruce is on vacation… Sam and Bucky would probably get lost trying to find me, Thor would get way too upset and freak out and Tony well, he’d never let me hear the end of this. Plus, you three are the most responsible.

Nat: Care to explain how you ended up lost in the middle of nowhere?

Y/N: Clint suggested we go camping. Take a break. Relax. Enjoy nature. Do some stargazing. BUT NOW I’M GOING TO DIE! I, AN AVENGER, DEFEATED BY NATURE!

Nat: This is Clint’s fault?!

Y/N: I mean, partially… Don’t get mad at him, Nat!

Nat: He should have been watching over you!

T’Challa: Where is Clint now? How did you get lost?

Y/N: The twins went to get some wood for the fire while Peter and I set up the tents. Clint climbed up a tree to view the sunset, I think. He didn’t explain. I saw this really cute rabbit and I wanted to take a picture of it to show Thor when we got back. But I wandered too far from camp! Everything looks the same out here! I tried going back but it turns out I just went further away.

T’Challa: Are you sure he wasn’t building a nest in the tree?

Steve: He took the twins and Peter too?!

Y/N: For family bonding!

Nat: THAT LITTLE GREMLIN! WE ARE GOING TO RESCUE YOU, THE TWINS AND PETER BUT WE ARE LEAVING CLINT BEHIND!

Steve: He should have told us about this trip! This is very irresponsible of him. He should have asked me or Tasha to come with!

Y/N: Video of Clint talking: “Uncle Steve and Aunt Nat will not be joining - CAN IT PETER, WE ARE A FAMILY!  I, uncle Clint - PETER I KNOW WE’RE NOT RELATED! No Pietro, this does not mean Vision is now Wanda’s cousin or brother. No, Pietro, this doesn’t make us Lannister’s now. Can I continue?! It’s time for some good ole family bonding with you youngsters. Stop calling me an old man, Pietro! We haven’t spent any time together. No, Y/N, I’m not going crazy. Oh, yes, Nat and Steve are not here because they’d just go on and on about safety and what not and just be really boring. PIETRO STOP EATING ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS!”

Y/N: That’s why.

T’Challa: Why did you record that?

Y/N: I sent it to Tony and he remixed it into a song. It’s very catchy. I’ll send it to you.

Steve: I’M NOT BORING!

Nat: I UNDERSTAND THAT STEVE’S BORING, BUT ME?!

Steve: NATASHA!

Nat: I’M THE COOL AUNT HERE, OKAY. YOU’RE THE RESPONSIBLE UNCLE. SAM IS THE FUN UNCLE.TONY IS THE DRUNK AUNT! BRUCE IS THE SWEET GRANDMA AND BUCKY IS… The estranged relative that nobody knew about that suddenly showed up one day.  Wait, I’m getting too into this. I sound like Clint!

Steve: I’m the fun uncle…

Y/N: Have any of you watched the blair witch project…?

T’Challa: I watched it with Shuri.

Y/N: I FEEL LIKE I’M IN THAT MOVIE PLEASE HURRY! If I survive this, we should watch some more horror movies.

T’Challa: I am sure Shuri would like that.

Steve: May I join too?

Nat: Now is not the time to be making plans! But count me in.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: Y/N, where are you?!

Clint: We’ve been looking all over for you!

T’Challa: Have you finally come down from your nest?

Nat: CLINT BARTON, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

Clint: … Clint? Who’s Clint? I’m not Clint. Uh. My name is Clintina. How did I get here? Wrong chat.

Y/N: I hear footsteps!

Steve: YOU TOOK OUR YOUNGEST, MOST INNOCENT AND PURE TEAM MATES OUT CAMPING!

Clint: See, I knew Steve doesn’t like fun!

Clint: Pietro is hardly innocent!

Y/N: I think I’m being followed…

T’Challa: He’s fine with it, just not with you being in charge.

Steve: EXACTLY! NOW Y/N IS LOST! My precious Y/N!

Y/N: I can’t see who, or what, it is but someone’s out here with me.

Clint: I THOUGHT PETER WAS WITH HER!

Steve: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING OVER THEM! HOW ARE YOU EVEN A FATHER?!

Y/N: I’m not alone!

Nat: When we get there, Clint, you better hide in your tree!

Y/N: I can just see a figure among the trees.

Clint: Oh come on, Tasha! At least I didn’t bring Tony with!

Y/N: Guys I’m really scared, it’s watching me.

Steve: It would have been better with Tony!

Clint: You take that back!

Y/N: Wait it’s getting closer.

T’Challa: Now is hardly the time for fighting!

Nat: Clint are you even with the twins and Peter?!

Y/N: It’s really, really, really dark! I can’t see, the light from my phone isn’t helping!

Clint: No, we split up to find Y/N!

Y/N: Whatever that thing is, it’s chasing me now! I can’t make out what it is, it’s moving too fast!

Nat: YOU SPLIT UP?!

T’Challa: WHAT IF THEY ALSO GET LOST NOW?

Y/N has been disconnected.

Steve: Y/N? OH NO NOT MY Y/N!

Nat: By fighting we didn’t notice Y/N was in danger! MY LITTLE ANGEL IS FACING THE UNKNOWN AND IT’S YOUR FAULT, CLINT!

Clint: OH MY GOD Y/N! MY ACTIONS HAVE KILLED HER! Thor is going to strike me with lightning! And Bucky will throw me off a building!

T’Challa: When I get there, I am kicking you in the face.

Clint: You’ve done it before, I’m ready. I deserve it.

Nat: CLINT GO AND TRY TO FIND HER! WE’RE ON OUR WAY!

Steve: We trained her ourselves… She can’t be dead… No…

Clint: WHO CAN FIGHT OFF A SUPERNATURAL ENTITY!?

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: I heard screaming! I think it was Y/N!

T’Challa: You’re nearby her then!

Steve: I want to tell you to go after her but I’m scared something will happen to you too! WHAT DO I DO?! I’M THE CAPTAIN. WHAT ORDERS DO I GIVE YOU?!

Peter: I’m already making my way towards her.

Nat: Peter be careful! We don’t know what has her!

Peter: I think I see her!

Peter: Wait… It’s not her…

Peter has been disconnected.

Clint: What will I tell Tony?!

Nat: I just got him a gift! He was doing so well with training…

Steve: They have to be alive.

Steve: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT THEY’RE DEAD!

Steve has left the chat.

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: I’ve lost Pietro! And I heard more screaming, it was high pitched so I think it could have been Y/N.

Clint: That was me. I am distraught.

Nat: Wanda, go back to camp and wait there!

Wanda: Wait, I found Y/N’s phone! And Peter’s! They must be nearby.

T’Challa: Don’t go any further!

Wanda: I can find them, I know it!

Wanda: I see someone; it must be one of them!

Wanda has been disconnected.

Nat: Oh god no…

Clint: There’s water on my face, I don’t know where it’s coming from. It’s not raining.

Clint: Wait, it’s my tears. Never mind.

Nat: How will we stop whatever it is?!

Clint: This is all my fault.

Clint: I’m going to make this right.

Clint: I WILL FIGHT IT AND SAVE THEM!

T’Challa: Clint, you fool! It’s a suicide mission!

Clint has left the chat.

T’Challa has added Thor, Tony, Sam, Bucky, Vision.

T’Challa: Thor, Vision, we need you to fly ahead and find them.

Thor: I WILL CRUSH WHATEVER DARES TO INJURE MY PRINCESSES AND THE SPIDER BOY!

Vision: I will save you, Wanda!

Thor: And the others.

Vision: Yes, them too, of course…

Thor: And then when they are rescued, I shall strike Clint with lightning. He’ll survive… I think.

Thor has left the chat.

Vision has left the chat.

Tony: This is a joke, right?

Tony: Some heartless prank?

Sam: I think Bucky is crying…

Bucky: NO I’M NOT! I’M JUST ALLERGIC TO YOU!

Sam: You’re heartless! I’m crying. Who is going to train with me now? Who will watch silly movies with me? Who will send me memes?  Y/N is gone! Peter is gone! Wanda is gone!

Bucky: OKAY I’M CRYING, JUST A LITTLE! I DIDN’T THINK THEY’D DIE LIKE THIS!

Tony: No! We don’t know that! They must be alive…  What will I tell Peter’s aunt?!

Nat: We should have brought Bruce with us…

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: HELP ME PLEASE!

Nat: Run, Pietro! We don’t call you sonic for nothing!

Pietro: Tell Thor it’s me! He’s going to kill me if he doesn’t stop this!

Tony: Wait, why is Thor attacking you?!

Pietro:  When Y/N went missing, I found her in less than a minute. It wasn’t hard with my speed. After that I decided to scare her. I pretended to be something else and when I caught her, I just sped her off to the nearest town. She is fine but very angry with me. I did the same to Peter and Wanda. They are all safe and warm in a diner, I ordered them their favorite meals. I thought it would be funny to scare them. Peter screamed like a little girl. They were all so terrified! I came back for Clint but Thor appeared!

Tony: Changing course. I hope the diner has parking space for the quinjet.

Pietro: No, please! Stop Thor!

T’Challa: You deserve this.

Bucky: Why can’t you speed off?

Pietro: Vision has managed to catch me! Thor is so angry.

Sam: You made me mourn them. I will not mourn you.

Sam has left the chat.

Bucky: They must have been terrified. I just want to hug them now.

Bucky has left the chat.

Nat: I am disappointed in you, Pietro.

Nat has left the chat.

T’Challa has left the chat.

Tony has left the chat.

Pietro: It was just a prank…

Pietro has left the chat.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: IT’S STORMING! THOR HAS COME FOR ME! I KNEW IT! THERE’S LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE!

Clint:

Clint: DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY FORGET THAT I’M STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!

Clint: Oh, the lightning is for Pietro. HAHA THAT PUNK DESERVES IT!

Clint: BUT SERIOUSLY COME BACK, I CAN’T DODGE ALL THIS LIGHTNING

Clint: PLEASE

Clint: AT LEAST GET ME SOME PIE FROM THE DINER!

Clint has left the chat.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm new to your blog and I just read your Mc looking after deaged Rfa members + Saeran, I was wondering if you could do one where Mc was the little kid, and Mc is very hyperactive and doesn't listen to adults, someone could tell her "stay here" they come back and Mc's gone because she want's to explore the magical world~ Maybe at some point with even all of the members watching she gets lost?,sorry if I already sent this, amazing blog and love your writing <3 I hope this ask was okay!

Beautiful scenario! Thank you so much for sending this, and please don’t worry about inconvenience or anything, recieving your asks makes me really happy!
(I couldn’t decide how to do V for this one since he’s blind and all :’) Maybe I’ll edit him in later as a bonus. Not sure if this is what you wanted, anon, but I had lots of fun. Thanks!)

Aight, let’s get this thing done;

Jumin

• Jumin would probably be the most terrible at it to be very frank

• He can’t do this shit- he can barely understand how adults work, let alone kids

• Since his mansion is kind of gigantic, he just sort of lets you roam around in case he has work; or something that doesn’t allow him to personally look after you because he doesn’t actually think you’d be able to get out of it

• Surpise surprise! Get out is what you do. In precisely 3.5 minutes of being left alone.

• Jumin panics really bad? Like wtf? Where did you go? How the heck did you get past the stupid security guards (lmao they probably didn’t notice you crawling around their feet to be fair, you’re very sneaky and hella tiny even for your age)

• But then he just finds you in the garden poking a lizard or something, just in general touching any animal or plant you can get your hands on

• He just lets out a sigh of relief, scoops you into his arms

• He takes you inside and tries to punish you but he doesn’t know how? What do you do to punish a kid? He doesn’t think he should touch you at all and doesn’t believe in physical discipline and really, what was he supposed to do?

• He ends up just lecturing you on the dangers of going outside into the garden without guidance (which, hey; its a big garden and a small MC. We all know they’d have wandered outside if this big ass piece of land which happened to be Han property wasn’t there)

• You just sort of,

• Start apologising tearfully

• He feels uncomfortable now. He can’t stay mad for long, so he fixes his tie and tells you it’s OK before proceeding to spoil you with anything your child mind asks for

• Of course, the minute his back is turned, you’re glancing at the door already. Poor Jumeme

Yoosung:

• Much like Jumin, he’s never done anything with kids, so I bet at first he’d be pretty confused about what to do

• But then he’d be really pumped up and excited because he discovers that baby MC is really cute??? Also, he’s always had a soft spot for kids anyways tbh.

• Tiny MC will be really sweet and easy to deal with. Right?


• Hahahahah

• No

• Yoosung wants to shut MC in with him and possibly put them on his lap while he plays LOLOL

• He tries to pay attention to her AND the game while tutoring her on How To Be A Pro Gamer 101

• “MC! Look, this is my guild. Haha. Pretty awesome, yeah? These little things we’re slaughtering are goblins ~”

• He’s totally oblivious about the fact that six year olds are probably too young for LOLOL

• Yoosung barely notices when you climb out of his lap and walk outside his room

• By the time you’re outside though, he realises there’s no one for him to point his LOLOL loot out to and he’s freakinG out

• Unlike Jumin, he has no security cameras or some shit so he’s legit terrified and has no idea where you went

• He finds that you’d navigated your way out of the building complex

• You’re just kind of standing at the side of the pavement and staring at all those real fast cars whooshing by and all those adults with their long feet and purses and wallets wander

• When he finds you, he immediately picks you up and just starts chiding you right there.

• At which point he starts tearing up because what if something had happened to you? What if you’d gotten hit by a car or something? It would have all been his fault if that happened!

• You wrap your tiny arms around his neck and say sorry over and over before promising not to go out like that again.

• He starts paying far more attention to you afterwards and even takes you outside to the park and to get ice cream!! Really if that’s what you want, you could have asked. He’d do anything to make you happy and make sure you’re safe

• He ends up falling asleep with you in his lap after you refurn home. You steal the half melted ice cream come from his hand and start nomming on it as you settle down on his lap and start yawning too. It’s not long before you close your eyes and think of the next possible adventure tomorrow -

Bo i

Seven though

• He hasn’t grown up with the best guardian obviously so he doesn’t know HOW to treat kids

• He just can’t tell what you’re supposed to do tbh

• But he’s pretty sure kids shouldn’t be allowed to walk out in the middle of the city all by themselves-

• Which by the way, after managing to sneak out of his apartment, you do

• He’s kind of freaking out because first of all, how did you get out and second of all hOW DID YOU GET OUT? His security system’s supposed to be fool proof??

• He’s paranoid for the rest of your stay and just kind of always hold you.

• Once he discovers you like PhD. Pepper and Honey Buddah Chips too, though, it’s all cool

• He lets you drown (metaphorically) in both these things

• But unlike him, you can’t live off of that stuff, and once you’re bored with it you just wanna get out again

• Unfortunately, he never forgot lock the door again and contrary to his belief you don’t actually, magically know Arabic

• So you end up exploring Seven’s place

• And you’re the clumsiest six year old ever so riP SEVEN

• Vanderwood’s probably rage quitting this shit when they come back because everything is a pure MESS.

• Seven.exe has crashed.

• Of course once he’s over the thing he’s really not mad or anything because it’s not like you destroyed his CARS (and let’s be honest those are the only things that matter). Speaking of the cars, he just takes you out in one of his for a ride in the countryside. Was it that easy? Was going out all that you wanted?

• Seven lectures you about the dangers of NOT obnoxiously demanding what you want when you want it, because it’s just easier to know what you need then

• He’s really chill and lets you do what you want. He tries his best because he thinks you deserve a good memory as a child (technically a temporary child but eh) and he’ll go out of his way to do what he thinks works with you

• He’s very affectionate if you get sleepy because then he can loosen his guard and concentrate on cuddling you instead of making sure you can’t get out of his line of vision.

Saeran ma boi

• Do NOT ever think you can get away from this guy

• He’s just confused af tbh

• Why would anyone leave a pure, innocent child with someone like him?

• He KILLED a man and you’re just the embodiment of everything innocent and childish and he just feels like crap compared to you. Why is he even trusted with this?

• Regardless, he tries his very best. His babysitting methods includes staring at you. Just. Staring at you and following you around.

• He doesn’t even say anything he just stares and follows

• It’s kind of creepy if you’re anyone else, but you’re MC for 707’s sake!

• He just won’t let you out of his sight. No way around this one. It’s like he can legit stare at you for hours.

• In the end you give up trying to get out on your own and just start whining

• He picks you up (hesitantly. Is a demon allowed to pick up angels?) because you ask him to.

• You cling to his neck all cute and childish and then whisper in his ear how you don’t like being in such a closed in place

• So naturally, he gives in after some thought and lets you out with him; conveniently, there’s a (very crowded) carnival nearby.

• Ha. Ha.

• Ha

• Good luck finding MC there, Saeran.

Zen:

• He’s really hyped at the idea of having a kid with him tbh? Especially a really cute and adorable one such as yourself?

• He tries to be a cool babysitter that you can talk to about anything and just gives you general freedom

• Bad choice

• You’re aLL OVER THE PLACE

• One second he could have SWORN he saw you sitting there, innocently on his couch and the next you’re gone?

• He starts panicking and freaking out before he catches you out in the living room, dangerously close to the open window, standing on a couch for support with your arms stretched out

• Caught red handed, you just pull your cute card and tell him (tearfully-) how you just wanted to go out and look at the pretty blue sky because being inside makes you feel suffocated or something

• Really MC? You could have just asked.

• He opens the door for you. Poor bab. Just as he starts going over some safety rules, you legit sprint out of the door and he has to run after you

• One word. Famous actor running in public with no disguise after a child.

• Fangirls and faboys everywhere

• You pretty much accidentally start a parade of ZEN fans in the middle of the street.

Jaehee

• She’s a total momma. She knows what she’s doing, and she’s already learnt her lesson from when she left you in her apartment’s living room and found you outside in the elevator (already having pressed all the buttons you could reach)

• She had to climb four different floors before she eventually caught you

• Boi, she was not happy. But she tries to be calm and understanding about it. After all, you are a child.

• She scolds you properly, but halfway through she goes to fix her glasses and finds that you’re gone again

• Goddamnit- wait, is that you in pantry? Nononononono not the coffee bean jars nOT THE COFFE BEAN J-

• Whoops. Broken. Good job, MC.

chimera!ed wingfic

so im writing this ficlet thing in response to one of my followers talking about wingfic, but it got me thinking. so to be clear this is set in brotherhood and what if

what if it wasn’t nina that tucker used in his experiments. what if he did love his daughter like a father should, but he was still desperate and crazy so he trapped a 15 year old fullmetal alchemist and used him in his experiments

only ed is no ordinary test subject, is no ordinary alchemist even. he doesn’t need circles. so when tucker performs the transmutation ed cant’s stop it - but he can alter it. so every step of the way ed’s alchemy if chasing tucker’s, fixing it and repairing the grotesque nature of it along the way. and edward may only be 15 and he’s never intensively studied chimera alchemy, but he knows his biological alchemy and at the end of the day he was a better alchemist at 10 than tucker ever would be. so edward does it right, does it better.

alphonse figures out something is wrong and comes barrelling in with the military not far behind him, and what he finds is his brother furious and bleeding and tucker’s unconscious form in front of him. ed’s shirtless and his back is horrifying, two disturbingly deep gashes too close to his spine for comfort and he’s positively bathed in blood. but he’s alive and human and al and roy’s team is too stupidly grateful for that to question it much. so tucker is taken into custody and with some nudges from edward nina is taken in by hughes and gracia. it’s all chalked up to a close call until almost two weeks later when ed and al are on the other side of the east, back in resembool that he locks al and winry in a room with him, shaking he’s so scared, and looks at them and says, “please don’t freak out” when what he means is please don’t hate me

“brother?” al takes a step towards him and ed backs away. he tugs off his shirt, and turns his back to them. there’s still bandages on his back from tucker’s experiment. but inbetween one blink the next they’re ripped away and in there place are - are -

“fuck,” winry says, always the most polite of them, and edward flinches and can’t make himself turn around to face them. “fuck, ed, you - they’re gorgeous.”

that wasn’t what he was expecting. he hasn’t looked at himself in the mirror like this, but he should have. giant, beautiful, powerful wings unfurl from his back, and that would have been impressive enough, if they were wings of white or brown or black.

but they’re gold. the same shining gold as his hair and his eyes, feathers a color that no bird has in nature. “did tucker - “ al has to ask, because he saw tuckers’ notes. he couldn’t have down this.

ed winces and turns to face them, carefully curling his wings close to his body so he doesn’t knock anything over. “i - helped. it seemed better than the alternative.”

“you can just - make them disappear when you want?” winry asks, stepping forward to delicately trail her fingers over his feathers.

his mouth thins but then he does his best to fore a smile, “yes. but it’s - it hurts to not have them out. a lot.”

and al and winry share a look at this but say nothing. they’re both mourning this, because however beautiful it looks this is one more burden ed has to carry, another pain he has to endure, and they don’t know what his breaking point is. they don’t want to find out.

so they all keep it a secret, and it works until it doesn’t. and just imagine team mustang’s faces when in the middle of a fight edward busts out the wings and starts flying around their enemies, easily throwing a spear through their opponents from above

the first person to make a guardian angel joke gets punched

(its breda)

Chapter 4

Mark Tuan || frat boy au

Originally posted by gots7

Reader (you) x Mark Tuan ft Jaebum

Word Count: 1157

Genre: Fluff (CLICHE AF SORRY LMAO)

Summary: You go to the nearby park to clear your head and someone comes by, blessing your day. (I literally can’t do summaries)

prologue  Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3  Chapter 5  Chapter 6  Chapter 7   Chapter 8  Chapter 9


“(Y/N)? Helloo?” Alex said, waving her hand across my face.

“U-uh what?” I stuttered, snapping back to reality.

“I asked you if Jaebum approached you today.” Alex sighed, as she made her way towards my bed and plopped herself onto it.

“Yes, he did. Why?” I huffed out, remember the events happening this morning. It’s been a tough day for me. Waking up at Mark’s place, bumping into Jaebum, totally zoning out in class and, watching Mark kiss another girl. At the end of the day, I just wanted to give up and go to sleep. But the test tomorrow would guarantee me no rest.  

“Let’s just say he cares for you, (Y/N).” Alex said. I turned my chair around so I could face my roommate, who was making up shit that wasn’t true.

“That’s bull, Alex.” I said, giving her a weird look. “Jaebum is an ass. All he cares about is his pleasure than the actual girl.”

“But have you ever come to the thought that Jaebum likes you?” Alex smirked, while playing around with the pillows on my bed.

“No! And he will never like me! You know full well what he did to me in high school.” I gritted my teeth, trying to reframe myself from yelling at Alex.

“It’s true.” Alex sang. “I can see it in his actions.”

I turned my chair around and stared at my textbook again. It was not true. No way would Jaebum develop feelings for me, even if we haven’t talked for three years. Yes, he’s more mature and handsome than before. But when he randomly decided to talk to me during the party, I couldn’t help but feel mixed feelings. Sure, he knows how to make a girl’s heart race but me? No way.

I had my eyes on Mark. He knows how to treat a girl properly and make her feel like she’s a princess. His actions are smooth in which he can pick up any girl in an instant. To say I have a competition is true. But it just shows how selfish I am and how I can’t change the way love works.

“I’m going outside.” I simply stated. “I need a break from studying.”

“Okay,” Alex said, “Just make sure you don’t get mugged. And call me if you do. I’ll run them over with my car. And no drinking, (Y/N)!”

“Yes, mom.” I joked, grabbing my jacket and shoes. “I’ll be safe.”

Stepping outside the dorm, I felt the cold night air on my face. It was around midnight and I must be crazy for going out this late. But I needed to think. Mindlessly, I walked towards the campus park where a few people were out drinking at tables or riding their bikes. I smiled at the peaceful scenery, taking in the fresh air. This was a nice way to relieve stress. As I started walking down the pathway, a voice behind me yelled, interrupting my peaceful walk.

“Careful!” The voice yelled.

I turned my head as I watched a guy on a skateboard speed his way towards me. Quickly, I moved to the side to let the guy skate by. But as he passed by me, I made eye contact with the guy I never thought I’d see again.

“Hey! (Y/N), right?” Mark smiled, as he got off his skateboard and walked towards me.

“Mark, right?” I said nervously, flashing him an awkward smile.

He has a girlfriend. Or at least a girl he’s interested in, I reminded myself.

“Yeah! Glad you remembered my name. What are you doing out here so late?” Mark asked, standing in front of me. His body was towering over me, making my heart pick up the pace. Although he wasn’t as close as I would like him to be, it was close enough to make my cheeks flush red.

“U-uh,” I stammered. “Just clearing my head from the stress.”

“Oh, I feel you.” Mark laughed, running his hands through his blond hair. “College is giving me so much stress, I came out here to just clear my mind.”

“So, you skateboard?” I asked, trying to break the awkwardness between us. In my mind, I can’t help thinking about the girl he kissed. Was she his girlfriend? What if I showed him that I was better than that girl? What can I do to prove that?

“Yeah! I’ve been skating for awhile now. Do you want to try?” He asked, holding his skateboard towards me.

“Oh, no.” I laughed nervously. “I can’t skate and I’m nowhere near the athletic type.”

“Come on.” He insisted, suddenly grabbing my hands. “I’ll teach you.”

As he started to drag me away, I felt my heart race and my cheeks heating up. What was this boy doing to me? I’ve only met him a day ago and now we’re here skateboarding in the middle of the night.

As Mark explained how to ride the skateboard, I found myself staring at his features. The way his deep voiced sounded like to the way his eyes shined in the dark, it was truly a wonderful sight. He was a gift from heaven.

“You ready?” Mark asked, after explaining the basic ideas.

“Uh,” I chucked, “Not really.”

“It’s okay.” Mark smiled. “Just remember to keep your balance.”

“Wait, what?” I suddenly freaked. To be honest, I wasn’t paying attention because I was distracted by his beauty. Never I my life have I been scared until now. I was going to fall in front of my crush and make a complete fool of myself. And I knew it.

“It’s going to be okay, (Y/N). Just take my hand.” He said, as we started to move. I grabbed his hand as he started to guide me down the path.

It started off nicely mostly because Mark helped me glide down the sidewalk. He praised me and said I was a natural skater but, it was really just him doing all the work. His laugh was like music to my ears as my silly mistakes seemed funny to him. I was happy myself. The boy of my dreams was holding my hand, joking around with me and, was by my side. It was like a dream come true.

We skated our way down the pathway, peacefully, until I hit a bump which sent the skateboard and I flying to the side.

“Mark!” I slightly screamed, closing my eyes.

Arms wrapped around my waist and hoisted me up before I fell to the ground. I came face to face with the angel himself. His eyes staring at me, in a loving way, as his face showed full concern. Mark’s blonde hair was swept to the side by the wind, and his face glowed in the light emitted by the street lamps.

Before Mark could even say a word, I found myself leaning in and closing the gap between us.


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HEYYYYYYY WHAT’S GOOD? NEW UPDATE YAYAYAYYAY!

This was so cliche af and I’m soooooooo sorry. I literally had no inspiration and this was probably the worst chapter I wrote everrrr. Rip. Anyways hope you guys have a lovely day and I’ll see you all next week! Take care! (as jackson always says)

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cattymai  asked:

Hi! Hi! Hi! I'm playing the DLC patch and trying to get into God Seven's route. lol. Uhmm... RFA + V and Saeran's reaction to MC HATING Christmas? (the crowds, the noise, all the hype etc) how would they cheer her up? spend it with her? Thanks! (>y<)

Zen

  • “Babe? You hate Christmas??? But it’s supposed to be a happy time! And this is the first Christmas we get to spend together!!”
  • He keeps trying to get you into the spirit, but nothing really seems to work. Even showing you cheesy, romantic Christmas movies (which he thought you would have loved) doesn’t work!
  • It’s a little sad to him, but he’s determined to make you happy.
  • He takes you on winterish dates, like ice skating and Christmas light touring, but while you have fun with him, it doesn’t make you like Christmas any more.
  • You actually start to feel bad because he wants to have a romantic, fun Christmas with you, but you’re unintentionally keeping that from him.
  • One night, he takes you ice skating, but it’s in this huge outdoor rink, and it’s surrounded by Christmas lights. It’s almost peaceful; an obvious contrast to what you hate most about Christmas.
  • Something about holding Zen’s hand so tight, your nose about to freeze off, and the carols playing in the background of it all made you genuinely smile.
  • When you came home from the date, you told him that you thought that maybe this time of the year wasn’t so bad.
  • HELL Y E S
  • He’s fine that you don’t love the holiday. He never intended to make you love it anyways. He’s just happy that you don’t dread the season + holiday.
  • He gets like 120x more romantic around Christmas, so you definitely don’t hate it.


Yoosung

  • He’s like, really sad about it.
  • He just thinks it sucks that you don’t have something to look forward to like he does.
  • “ok maybe if I do things she likes, then she won’t hate the season so much”
  • Ofc he’s still festive as heck, but he tries to make everything more enjoyable for you.
  • The night he started to get to you was the night you stayed up until 1 am with him, trying to build a gingerbread house.
    • Moral of the story, don’t use the icing that comes with the kits. Make your own.
  • When he saw you all happy, he got really excited and decided that he should do more kidish things with you.
  • He took you out to play in the snow the next day. You guys made snowmen and snow angels and got into one hell of a snowball fight.
  • In an overly dramatic war scene, you fell to the floor after taking a snowball to the face. You’re on the floor, a panting mess, and covered in snow.
  • When you sit back up to look for Yoosung and discover that he’s not anywhere you thought he would be, you panic a little, but he comes out of nowhere and tackles you back to the floor.
  • You’re bombarded with kisses and see that Yoosung’s holding mistletoe above your heads. His face is all pink from the cold, and you’re both out of breath from chasing each other around.
  • There’s no way you could hate anything while you’re looking at that face…
  • Okay, maybe Christmas isn’t that bad. You still don’t want to participate much because it’s all commercial bs and stressful, but maybe decorating with Yoosung and hiding some mistletoe around the house wouldn’t be bad……….


Jaehee

  • Oh! Oh… Okay, well…. /:
  • She doesn’t have any plans to make you like it, because she does agree with some of what you say, but she’s a little sad that you’re so miserable this time of year.
  • Ah, well maybe if she tries to make you happier, you’ll stop associating Christmas with being unhappy.
  • She spends a lot of time cuddling with you and she makes you a lot of sweet treats.
  • When she brings you a little gift, you’re super hesitant because you’ve been so stubborn about it, but you get over it and accept.
  • It’s a little locket with a picture on the inside. It’s a picture that was taken about a week earlier, of you and her in front of the huge Christmas tree at the mall. The whole thing was just an attempt to get V out of the house and repair the relationship between him and Yoosung, but you all ended up having a little fun.
  • In the picture, Jaehee was in the middle of throwing her arms around you. Your hands were crossed across your chest, but your expression was almost happy.
  • “I like to give presents to the people I love around Christmas. I know you don’t like the season, but I hope you like your gift.”
  • You just sort of give her a little kiss on the forehead and an “I love it.”
  • Seeing her enjoy herself and indulge in her kind and giving nature is really great to you.
  • You still don’t like to participate in the festivities, but you support her in doing so. Sometimes she can even drag you out of the house to do something fun and Christmas-y!


Jumin

  • Well… He didn’t expect that, but he’s not going to argue.
  • He’s a little upset that he’s down an excuse to spoil you, but…. He’d rather you be comfortable than do what he wants.
  • He sort of lets it go and treats it like the rest of the year for you, but he can tell that you’re legitimately upset about it and he’s determined to make you happy.
  • “MC, I’m going to take you out. Dress warm. There’s snow out.”
  • ??????????????????
  • ok????????
  • He takes you out into the middle of nowhere and you begin to worry that he’s going to murder you, or like,
  • feed you to the Grinch.
  • Is that what the Grinch does??? Eats people? You don’t know. 
  • Apparently, Jumin had this super elaborate date planned. You ate some food with him out in the middle of nowhere and watched the sunset with him.
  • When you realized that Driver Kim hadn’t come back for you yet, you freaked out a little. Not only would Jumin and yourself be stranded, but what if Driver Kim got hurt???
  • Aha nevermind, there’s a cabin a three minute walk away.
  • You spend Christmas up there with him, and it’s actually really nice. No crowds or overplayed music. Just the two of you and some books.


707

  • He gets it…
  • He doesn’t pry, because he knows that you must have your own reasons just like he does.
  • He is a little bit sad because you’re usually able to make each other happy, but not with this. You’re both just sort of sad.
  • You both end up locked in the house, trying to avoid anything to do with Christmas.
  • It does bring you a bit closer to each other. Neither of you are able to bring the other up, and neither of you want to cross any lines. You try your best to support each other and stay as happy as you can be.
  • Over a few years, you both are able to learn to not despise the holiday so much, but neither of you genuinely want to go experience Christmas.
  • It’s nice though, because you spend time together. You keep each other from sinking too far into the pit of Seasonal Depression.
  • Sometimes you make him hot chocolate or cookies or just anything to let him know you love him, but that’s about it.


V

  • He’s not a big fan of the holiday either. 
  • Until Rika’s passing, he loved Christmas just as much as most people.
  • Now, Christmas only reminds him of how he’s not that great of a person.
  • He has you to get him through it, and you have him, but it’s a really depressing time of the year for you both. It’s one of the times where you really feel inferior to Rika.
  • It’s tense during the whole month of December because you both feel so vulnerable, but having you constantly pissed off about crowds and over the top hype only added to it.
  • Honestly, even when V’s not talking about Rika around Christmas, you can always tell that he’s thinking about her. It makes you feel as if he doesn’t think you’re good enough, so you spend a lot of time out of the house around Christmas. The music and crowds are better than the way he makes you feel.
  • He doesn’t do it on purpose and you know that, but you can’t help but get angry every once in a while. There’s less fights and tension if you keep your distance during the holidays.


Saeran

  • He finally gets to spend this holiday with someone he loves again.
  • This is the first time he has the chance to celebrate Christmas and you hate it???
  • You know that he’s a little excited (if not completely anxious) to celebrate, and you feel like shit for unintentionally keeping him from doing that.
  • You sort of throw on a happy face for him, because you want to support him, but he sees right through it.
  • You both end up being horribly depressed during the holiday, and that makes you feel even worse.
  • Everyone catches on pretty quickly, so they set aside whatever plans they had for Christmas.
  • They come throw a little party with you guys! Gifts, food, light decorations,
  • It’s really nice. It’s Christmas-y enough for Saeran, but not too over the top for you.
  • In your head, it’s just a bunch of friends getting together to give each other gifts and spend time together.
  • This becomes a tradition for all of you!
Ouran!SVT

anon asked:

YOOO SO IDK IF ANY OF THE ADMINS HAVE SEEN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB BUT IF ANY OF THEM HAVE can y'all do svt as hosts?? If not then that’s fine! ^^

S.COUPS:

  • successor to Tamaki 
  • even dyed his hair blonde to resemble Tamaki
  • s.coups isn’t weird he’s just dedicated okay
  • king of aegyo 
  • everyone falls for his “shy shy shy”
  • like how can this manly man be such a cutie pie??? 
  • uses his dimple to his advantage
  • he’s the boyfriend host
  • ever feeling lonely and want all of the benefits of having a boyfriend but without the commitment??
  • go to s.coups
  • tries to remember all of the clients’ names just so he can wink and say hi to them outside of club
  • compliment his hair, or tell him how handsome he his and bam you’re instantly his favorite
  • will listen to your problems and tell you that you’re always right even if you’re not lmao he’s not responsible for your actions, he’s just here to tell you what you wanna hear BECAUSE THAT’S HIS JOB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • he’s very comfortable like all the time so don’t be startled if he starts to cuddle with you on the couch even if you only met him like 4 seconds ago
  • omg he WILL play with your hair while you’re talking to him, he’ll ask first of course 
  • if you say no (but why would you say no), he’ll just stare at you with those chocolatey eyes and it’s like is it me or is it getting steamy in here??
  • the others have to remind him that he’s good at talking to girls
  • because lets be real, s.coups doesnt know how to talk to girls
  • ask him to do his satoori accent, ask him to speak in his native dialect 
  • DO IT
  • most of the time what he says to the clients is what he hears from the movies
  • “if you’re a bird, I’m a bird”
  • …. “s.coups, we were talking about chemistry homework”
  • but whatever it works most of the time 
  • HE GETS SHY SO EASILY LIKE THE FIRST WEEK OF DOING THIS, HE JUST WATCHED JOSHUA AND CRINGED BEHIND THE WINDOW CURTAIN
  • but then s.coups tripped and accidentally ripped the curtain so whoops
  • like S.Coups is either player material or a middle school boy, theres no between

JEONGHAN:

  • lmao hardcore judges the other members
  • but doesnt think the others have the right to judge him 
  • he does cheesy ass things like tucking the guest’s hair behind their ear
  • or bopping their nose
  • or taking their hand in his 
  • listening to jeonghan speak is very therapeutic
  • “aww, I’m sorry that happened to you”
  • “here have some chocolate, it’ll make you feel better”
  • “wanna take a selfie together? I dont want to forget your beautiful face”
  • he’s a pro at this tbh
  • it comes so naturally to him, everyone else is very impressed
  • so princely, he’s definitely the elegant princely host
  • once they had a butler concept
  • all the others were dressed as mighty fine butlers
  • but they made jeonghan dress up as a maid
  • everyone enjoyed it in one sense or the other
  • except for him, he was like an angry housewife with his angry feather dusting
  • gets along well with haruhi’s dad
  • mostly because her dad feeds jeonghan whenever Haruhi and Ryoji visits
  • and jeonghan is Ryoji’s favorite
  • …Ryoji sees a lot of himself in Jeonghan
  • lmao it’s probably just the hair? who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • thinks everybody in the club needs to calm their ass down
  • like he appreciates the clients and all
  • but not when they be screaming in his ear, and fangirling all up in his grill
  • the look on his face says “girl/boy, chill”
  • gives the overly excited ones the side glance all the time
  • so basically hoshi, seungkwan, dk, and occasionally joshua 
  • so close to filing a restraining order against joshua during club hours 
  • speaking of harassing
  • jeonghan walks by dino when he’s with a guest to “check up” on him
  • in reality, he’s waiting for the perfect moment to embarrass dino
  • “dino, whose baby are you?”
  • “not yours, you asshole”
  • “what was that, dino?”
  • “jeonghan’s baby” 
  • that little segment between the two of them gives Jeonghan the strength and will to get through all of the guests :’) 

JOSHUA:

  • the gentleman host
  • like are you surprised??
  • probably not
  • the guests request him when they need a shoulder to cry on
  • he’s like the club’s psychologist
  • carries tissues around just in case someone needs it :’)
  • a great listener, 10/10 would recommend therapist joshua
  • or when they need his honey-like voice singing to them while playing guitar
  • kiss kiss fall in love but in an acoustic version sung by the one and only joshua hong
  • tbh who doesn’t need that in their life??
  • compliments all of the guests individually
  • always asks about their days because he really cares :’)
  • reads poems to the guests
  • “your hair is like the ocean waves that flows under the moonlight”
  • or just plain out cheesy things like “I’ll be your prince if you’ll be my princess”
  • CRINGEEE
  • lmao steals S.Coups’ regulars on the daily 
  • s.coups may play with his guests’ hair but Joshua makes them coffee and gives them candy :3
  • still holds a silent grudge against Jun because he broke josh’s guitar 
  • helps the guests with their english homework
  • his favorite thing to do is wink at literally anyone and anything
  • when he looks in the mirror he winks at himself 
  • ya know, just to practice
  • pretends he’s an actor in a movie that’s placed in europe during the olden times
  • like when he looks at a guest, he just turns his head real slowly and dramatically, with his lips parted into a slight smile 
  • and it’s like the heavens have parted and presented to us the angel that is joshua hong
  • he’s lowkey gay for jeonghan too 
  • hikaru and kaoru who???
  • more like jeonghan and joshua ;))))
  • lmao this is why jeonghan avoids joshua
  • joshua just doesnt know when to stop with the bromance
  • WOULD KISS JEONGHAN ON THE CHEEK IF SOMEONE ASKED HIM TO

JUN:

  • he’s greasy off and on duty
  • caught going on dates with at least 4 of his clients
  • aspires to be like Mori
  • but can’t
  • because Jun is Jun, and Jun is derpy 25/8
  • but that doesn’t stop him from texting Mori, and asking him tips on how to be cool
  • texted Mori once asking him how he’s so tall because Jun wants to be as tall as him too
  • Mori was kind of annoyed at first because Jun kept texting him at 3 am but found it to be endearing
  • in all honesty, Jun is Mori, and The8 is Honey
  • THINK ABOUT IT, WE ALL SAW THIS COMING RIGHT
  • meets up with Mori to learn kendo, while Jun teaches Mori martial arts in return
  • once tried to demonstrate something in the music room and broke a guitar…
  • it was joshua’s guitar lmao oops
  • you know the lip bite kiss thing Jun did for a behind the scenes video for a show?  
  • yeah, he occasionally does that to the clients to make them feel ATTACKED
  • tries to be like Mori in the sense that Jun will TRY to keep a poker face
  • but once the guest says some nonsensical thing
  • Jun will implode and bust out a dumb expression
  • when Jun and the8 and dino and hoshi dances in the club room
  • joshua will kinda be lurking in the back LMAO joshua’s their silent hype man
  • Jun appreciates Joshua’s support so much that he offered to set Joshua up with one of his guests
  • but Joshua was like NoooOOOOoooo
  • Jun always wear sleeveless shirts… even in the winter sometimes
  • so he’ll flex his muscles a lot for the clients ;)))
  • “the8, can you use bronzer to make the muscles on my arms look more defined?”
  • the8 judges him real hard for that
  • surprisingly, Jun isn’t really up for skinship despite every offensive thing that he does
  • idk man, he’s just not up for always hugging, or holding hands with someone that he doesn’t know that well
  • the guests would always complain to him
  • but he genuinely just feels uncomfortable doing so
  • got really freaked out when a guest back hugged him
  • DON’T DO THAT TO JUN
  • HE’LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, JUST NOT SKINSHIP

HOSHI:

  • need some aegyo fan service? 
  • need to feel attacked?
  • then you’ve came to the right host!!! 
  • the guests LOVE Hoshi because of his versatility
  • one second he’s ready to meet your dad
  • the other you’ll be wanting to call him daddy
  • one second he’s a hamster
  • the other he’s a clock
  • what is hoshi even???
  • AMAZING, THAT’S WHAT 
  • he provides all of the top notch background music
  • it ranges from Justin Timberlake to Trot Music
  • his favorite theme would be James Bond
  • LIKE IMAGINE OT13 IN SUITS WHILE BEING VERY FLIRTY
  • host-shi
  • get it?
  • it’s a combo of host and hoshi
  • but it can also mean “Mr.Host” in korean 
  • lmao so sorry that was so bad
  • he comes up with funny skits for the beginning of club for the clients
  • it makes him really happy when he sees people enjoying his performances with seokmin and seungkwan
  • lays dramatically on the grand piano when Woozi starts playing
  • bites the stem of a rose while dramatically laying on the grand piano
  • god, he’s so extra
  • sometimes if Woozi plays classical music, Hoshi would grab a guest’s hand and dance around the room with them
  • IMAGINE THE BALLROOM SCENE IN BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
  • YOU’RE THE BEAUTY TO HIM IN THAT MOMENT OKAY
  • Like he’ll be twirling you and he’d have this gigantic smile on his face because wow you cute and this is really fun 
  • supports Seungkwan’s decision on getting a disco ball 
  • really wants a hamster to be the mascot for the club
  • because hamsters are cute, and hoshi resembles one and hoshi believes that he’ll make a great mascot for the club
  • everyone agreed surprisingly
  • so now theres a little hamster cage in the corner of the club
  • Hoshi is always very excited to show the guests the Hamster 
  • 1. this makes the guest thinks that he’s even cuter because hoshi is just so excited by this hamster
  • 2. it’s very amusing to see the hamster poop in hoshi’s hand 
  • ends up naming the hamster Soonyoung lmao

WONWOO:

  • wonwoo is also a fan of the james bond theme!!
  • but we all know wonwoo is gonna spill juice on his tie
  • it’s okay that’s wonwoo’s charm
  • he’s the intimidating looking one that gossips about the latest dramas with you 
  • guests like him because he’s like the moon
  • dark and mysterious
  • but he’s also like the moon if the moon had Weenie Hut Jr. on it
  • because c’mon, Wonwoo is a cutie pie that hates doing aegyo but is forced to because it’s his job to make others happy
  • lmao we know wonwoo secretly basks in all the aegyo when he does do it 
  • petitioned to turn the host club into book club every other meeting
  • lmao he was the only one petitioning
  • chats to the guests about his new favorite book
  • “err.. Wonwoo? I thought you were the one that was supposed to be listening to me…?”
  • “….Me Before You.”
  • LOL GET IT? IT’S A BOOK REFERENCE AND A SASSY COMEBACK
  • in all honesty, wonwoo is just this shy and cute guy
  • he’s only in this club because his friends told him to be
  • he doesn’t know what to do here
  • he’s kind of clueless tbh
  • strangely enough, that’s why all the guests flock to him
  • wonwoo is naive and innocent
  • kind of like the club’s pet hamster
  • wonwoo does find it really fun when the guests take interest in what he says
  • unlike the other members who feel like they’re here for the guests
  • Wonwoo feels like the guests are here for him because they CARE about him
  • like wow he feels so loved, he doesn’t deserve this :’) 
  • constantly apologizes because he’s always like “sorry, if im boring”
  • BUT NO EVERYONE SHOWERS HIM WITH LOVE SO IT MAKES HIM ALL SMILEY AND APPRECIATED, IT’S THE CUTEST THING WHEN SOMEONE MAKES HIM SMILE
  • whenever Haruhi swings by to visit, Wonwoo loves talking to her because she makes him feel understood
  • THE TYPE OF HOST TO BRING EVERYONE CHOCOLATE ON VALENTINES DAY 
  • also if it get’s chilly in the room, you can bet that he’ll give you his jacket
  • he won’t put it around you
  • BUT HE WILL JUST GIVE IT TO YOU :D

WOOZI:

  • whenever hoshi isn’t playing the bomb background music
  • woozi is providing it
  • i mean since they are in Music Room #3, you bet he’s gonna utilize all of the instruments in there
  • ESPECIALLY THE PIANO
  • S.coups would literally shower him in pink rose petals or cherry blossoms because he’s just extra like that
  • every single time Woozi plays the piano, he’s all like “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), yes, worship me” 
  • everyone is entranced by him and his godly vocals
  • respects Tamaki, thinks he’s very extra and a lot like coups
  • but WOOZI LOVES TAMAKI’S PIANO SKILLS
  • OMG WOOZI IDOLIZED TAMAKI FOR THAT
  • tbh Tamaki visits once in awhile just so he can hear Woozi compliment and gush at him
  • Tamaki eventually teaches Woozi how to play Nocturne Pour Tamaki
  • literally everyone in the club stops what they’re doing to see these two play the piano :’)
  • in terms of Woozi being with guests 
  • he’s so awkward
  • omg someone help him
  • the most cringe-worthy member here when it comes to socializing with the guests
  • woozi cringes at himself
  • I MEAN HE’S TRYING
  • in times like these, he really envies Seungkwan’s talking skills
  • Woozi does aegyo whenever he’s asked to
  • he kind of shrivels up inside but he still does it
  • ok Woozi legit gives good advice compared to S.Coups
  • like Woozi will come up with a solution for anything and everything 
  • this is why he’s vice president of the club
  • like Kyoya, he’s in charge of the money
  • ignores every request that Seungkwan makes
  • found out about Jun dating the guests, lmao Woozi was not happy
  • “if you wanna be a hoe, then imma let you be a hoe”
  • Woozi set Jun up on a date with all of the club’s regulars
  • AND THE CLUB HAS A LOT OF REGULARS
  • woozi lowkey made the regulars pay $20 in “admission” fee to go on a date with jun
  • woozi was very pleased at his punishment :^)
  • he’s a justified ruler while s.coups is too busy worrying about whatever s.coups worries about lmao

D.K:

  • brings his guests hot chocolate during christmas
  • aw hot chocolate and sweater paws with D.K :’)
  • if you’re having a bad day and need a distraction, you know who to go to
  • honestly D.K will cry with you
  • he just hates seeing anyone sad
  • *cues Joshua with the tissues*
  • but when he grins his big smile at you, you better be ready and have an EMT on standby
  • reenacts “My Ear Candy” with Seungkwan on occasion 
  • the guests go WILD for it
  • salty at Woozi for not getting the club a disco ball
  • IMAGINE HOW USEFUL A DISCO BALL WOULD BE
  • it’d be a party everydayyy
  • okay, somehow D.K has gotten really close with Kirimi Nekozawa 
  • So when Kirimi’s brother would bring her to the school
  • D.K would always read her manga
  • like isn’t that the cutest thing 
  • often times, when he reads to her it’s in the club room
  • so all of the guests just gush over the image of him being fatherly
  • and when the guests comments on how cool he is 
  • he just sheepishly smiles and blushes :’)
  • a very considerate host
  • the first thing he’ll ask his guest is if they’re okay, and if they’re comfortable, and if they’re hungry
  • WOULDN’T MIND FEEDING YOU
  • LIKE HE MIGHT BE AWKWARD WITH IT AT FIRST BUT HE WANTS TO BE SWEET SO HE’S GONNA TRY TO FEED YOU SNACKS OKAY
  • very very shy and timid when it comes to skinship
  • but he wouldn’t mind snuggling up close to you while you talk about your day
  • if you ask him to sing HE DEFINITELY WILL
  • BUT EXPECT SEUNGKWAN TO POP IN SOMEWHERE OKAY
  • but yes, he’ll try to sing you any song as long as it’s appropriate
  • he prefers to sing ballads because he just feels like it’s more sincere
  • will thank you 10 thousand times for visitng him and taking the time out of your day to talk to him
  • D.K just really wants to make sure that his guests know they’re appreciated and loved
  • he actually keeps in touch with some of his regulars outside of club because HE JUST CARES SO MUCH AND WANTS THE BEST FOR THEIR WELL BEING

MINGYU:

  • it’s a given that Mingyu is in charge of the snacks and tea around here
  • tells Joshua everyday to stop making coffee for his guests because his coffee is terrible
  • but joshua doesn’t listen
  • the guests will legit fight each other to get mingyu’s undivided attention
  • the other members’ regulars are all pretty chill
  • but not mingyu’s lmao
  • Mingyu’s regulars are pretty insane, in the sense that they will absolutely not share him
  • mingyu is too attractive to be shared
  • and there is certainly not enough of him to go around
  • Mingyu loves the attention but hides behind Wonwoo sometimes because mingyu gets scared too
  • is very cutesy 
  • does little subtle aegyo 
  • like scrunching up his nose
  • and shaking his head cutely
  • gosh, his facial expressions are adorable
  • like he’d make surprised faces, happy faces, grumpy faces just to be cute
  • omg he’s a 5 year old
  • king of compliments!!!
  • he’d give you so many compliments
  • every time you come to club he’d notice something new about you
  • “oh you got a haircut???”
  • “is that a new sweater :O”
  • “those jeans look great on you!”
  • gets playfully heated if the other members interrupt him and his guest speaking 
  • like excuse you, who do you think you are to interrupt mingyu’s bonding time with his beloved guests
  • they’d all be like “okay damn”
  • for some reason he just feels so relaxed when he listens to the guests talk about their day
  • like everyone’s lives are so interesting to him
  • he’s always going to have a smile on his face when you see him
  • the first thing he’s gonna do is give you something that he made for you to eat
  • LIKE HE COOKED UP THIS RECIPE AND WANTS EVERYONE TO TRY IT!!
  • how cute :’)
  • Tamaki really likes Mingyu
  • lol Mingyu is just really attractive and Tamaki acknowledges that
  • mostly because Tamaki knows that Mingyu is going to bring in so many new guests to the host club :^)
  • Renge legit has such a huge crush on Mingyu
  • he found it endearing at first but now he’s just scared
  • tbh the rest of the members are scared of her too
  • especially s.coups
  • anyway, Mingyu is voted most popular member!!

THE8:

  • if he feels like he didn’t get his point across to you 
  • he’d definitely go home and write you a letter because he wants to make sure you know how he feels
  • like D.K, The8 just cares so much about his regulars
  • tbh Woozi wouldn’t admit it but The8 is the reason why they’re not getting the disco ball
  • while showcasing his martial arts skills The8 had managed to kick right through a painting
  • that and because of Jun breaking Joshua’s guitar
  • anyway
  • The8 is Mori’s favorite
  • honestly all of the former members equally love the8 
  • HE’S JUST SO WELL ROUNDED AND HIS PERSONALITY IS SO CUTE YET SO STRAIGHT-FORWARD
  • the8 is the number one person guests go to for help on homework 
  • like the8 is just hella good at explaining things and he’s also pretty patient as well
  • plus he’s not afraid to tell someone that they’re wrong
  • as for skinship
  • he rather not lmao
  • don’t touch the boy without consent pleasE
  • BUT ON THAT NOTE, HE ACCEPTS HUGS
  • JUST LET HIM HUG YOU
  • DON’T HUG HIM FIRST, YOU’LL STARTLE HIM
  • he’ll even hold your hand if you really wanted him to
  • will very gladly do aegyo
  • omg ask to take pictures with him
  • it’ll make his day
  • like he wouldn’t think that it’s creepy at all
  • the8 would think that it’s very cute that you want to take pictures with him, he’d feel so honored tbh
  • like Jun, the8 didn’t want to be a host
  • but he thought that it would help him with his shyness
  • OKAY THE8 IS THE HOST THAT THE OTHER GUESTS GO TO SO THAT THEY CAN DIG UP DIRT ON THE OTHER HOSTS
  • the8 has so many stories hehe
  • he doesn’t overshare but he shares enough >:)
  • like the one time mingyu slipped on a banana peel walking into the music room, and he couldn’t walk for a week
  • or when he caught Jun licking the back of his hand to fix his hair cause he didn’t have gel lmao
  • the8 is recognized for being talented, having witty humor, and honestly being such a nice guy all the time 
  • he treats his guests with the utmost respect, and never invades their space
  • on one hand he’s like an older brother who just wants the best for you, the other hand he’s such boyfriend material LIKE HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FEEL ABOUT THIS BOY

SEUNGKWAN:

  • tried really hard to convince Woozi to get a disco ball for the club
  • seungkwan just wants to partayyyy
  • hypes up his guests, encourages them to lighten up from school
  • he’s the moodmaker
  • Seungkwan just wants to make sure no one is stressed out from an exam or anything
  • because he believes that this club is a stress free zone
  • but if you are stressed out, Seungkwan will genuinely give you great advice
  • Seungkwan has some wise words up his sleeve, and it’ll surely make you feel better
  • Seungkwan isn’t afraid to be himself
  • and who he is is pretty goofy, so expect lots of laughing from his corner of the room
  • tbh this club makes him feel like he matters
  • 1. not only do the guests always compliment him on his cheekbones and hair
  • AND TREMENDOUS SINGING SKILLS
  • 2. He gets to make people happy :’) 
  • when hoshi gets on top of that grand piano, that’s seungkwan’s cue to be as extra af as well
  • and we all know that d.k joins in
  • BRUH IF YOU SHOW HIM SKINSHIP HE’LL SHRIVEL UP INSIDE BUT IN A HAPPY WAY
  • HE’D HAVE THIS SHOCKED LOOK ON HIS FACE
  • LIKE “WE AIN’T DATING BUT IT’S COOL THAT YOU’RE HOLDING MY HAND AND PLAYING WITH MY HAIR LIKE THIS” 
  • no matter how many times someone gently brushes his hand, he’ll still get so giddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • seungkwan has genuine reactions to guest’s stories 
  • he’s just so interactive with the people around him, and it’s never awkward with him
  • he’s always doing some comedic act or cracking a joke
  • Seungkwan gets the most laughs out of his guests, he’s voted the funniest member :D
  • but he’s also sassy in a way that makes it fun for the guests to playfully tease him back
  • seungkwan doesn’t have a favorite theme
  • either way he still finds a way to be hella extra :D 
  • him and his guests are always coming up with ways of pranking the other members
  • especially vernon lmao
  • seungkwan would get lowkey jealous if he saw his regulars with someone else :(
  • “after all we’ve been through together, you left me for JOSHUA?”
  • he’s joking, but lowkey would be just a tad bit hurt inside
  • IS HE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
  • BE LOYAL TO SEUNGKWAN PLEASE

VERNON: 

  • HE’S UNDOUBTEDLY THE SHIEST ONE HERE
  • like he’s the cliche embodiment of a high school guy not knowing how to talk to a girl 
  • normal conversations are fine
  • he can handle those
  • he can even handle deep conversations about dreams and life and family
  • but when you hit him with the “flirting”
  • he’s not gonna know what language you’re speaking
  • don’t call him cute
  • don’t call him hot
  • don’t compliment him
  • unless you wanna see him melt into a puddle
  • in that case THEN GO AHEAD
  • HIS FACE IS GONNA BE AS RED AS A TOMATO 
  • vernon would just smile awkwardly
  • and rub the back of his neck 
  • “what? I’m cute? you mean me? nah, im not cute”
  • like his ego would be boosted just a tad bit BUT THIS IS SO AWKWARD 
  • HOW DOES ONE ACCEPT COMPLIMENTS
  • vernon would explode any minute if you compliment him, kinda adorable though :^) 
  • so when woozi, or dk, or seungkwan, or hoshi is performing 
  • everyone would urge vernon to go up and rap because that’s his thing ya feel
  • but he’s like “nah guys, if i mess up i wouldn’t look cool anymore in front of my guests”
  • “you were never cool in the first place tbh”, seungkwan would say which would slightly offend vernon
  • just kidding lmao
  • vernon has put up with seungkwan too long to be offended
  • BUT WHEN HE DOES GO UP TO RAP
  • THE GUESTS ARE AWED
  • AND WHEN THEY START TO COMPLIMENT HIM
  • HE’S NOT HIDING BEHIND THE OLDER HOSTS ANYMORE
  • so proud :’)
  • but give it like 5 more minutes then he’s back to being hansol again
  • when it comes to skinship
  • he’s very comfortable with putting his hand around your shoulders while you guys are sitting at the couch
  • vernon likes to have a good chill time
  • so he’d crack a lot of jokes
  • when you start smiling, he’d be like “yes this is good, i’m making them happy”
  • he understands that as a host his main goal is to make his guests happy
  • so vernon is worried about that 24/7
  • Kyoya would advise him that it’s irrational to be worried about things like that, because if guests keep flocking to him then he’s obviously doing something right
  • and vernon is just like yeah maybe people do like me and enjoy talking to me
  • yes, yes they do :’)

DINO:

  • definitely the cute ones that all the noonas thirst over
  • Honey senpai gave Dino Usa-Chan as an initiation gift to the club
  • dino was very touched
  • tbh so touched that he brushes Usa-Chan everytime before club
  • would compete with Woozi for who’s the cutest 
  • woozi didn’t ask for this
  • woozi doesnt care if he’s the cutest in the host club 
  • dino’s just competitive 
  • gets all the girls gigglin when he does his Michael Jackson dance moves
  • moonwalks across Music Room #3 often
  • serves the cake and tea by… moonwalking
  • lowkey hates getting teased because of his age and being the youngest one there
  • he’s always like “I’M A MAN, OKAY?” 
  • the clients pinches his cheeks anyway 
  • poor dino :( 
  • tbh Jeonghan is 2/3 of the blame for that
  • dino wants to whack jeonghan with Usa-chan but he resists the urge
  • plus dino is too sweet for that heinous action
  • the other 1/3 is because Dino is SUCH A SQUISH SQUISH BABY 
  • YOU KNOW WHAT PICTURE IM REFERRING TO RIGHT?
  • one day, one of the club’s theme is like a james bond concept which was suggested by hoshi
  • and everyone starts to THIRST after dino like he’s the last man on earth because damnn dino looks FINEE in his suit 
  • and plus that jawline, and messy ruffled hair
  • especially when he dances to No F.U.N during club
  • SO the clients start to cuddle up on Dino
  • at first he was like HEll YEah 
  • but then after a while he’s just kind of scared because he wanted this to happen
  • BUT NOW THE CLIENTS ARE STARTING TO BE INAPPROPRIATE AND WON’T LEAVE HIM ALONE
  • “IF YOU GUYS WANT LAP DANCES, GO TO JUN” 
  • wishes Jeonghan would come back and treat dino like he’s his baby
  • but it’s too late, jeonghan has already moved on from that

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Anonymous asked: Can you write one where Cas’ wings in 10.18 finally heal, but they’re messy af and Dean helps him groom them and for once wing grooming isn’t sexual, just extremely fluffy and cute!

Author’s note: Everyone seems to love the wings, as do I, so here, have a fluffy wing!fic. Tagged as season 10 because it includes Cas having his original grace back, but it doesn’t have much to do with season 10 at all, and no other season 10 events are mentioned. 

“Dean? Did you hear a single word of what I just said?” Sam asked irritably, the look on his face telling Dean that Sam already knew the answer to his own question, and was less than impressed by said answer.

Dean had the decency to smile sheepishly in apology. Sam rolled his eyes at that, turning back to the book that he’d been studying with a mumbled “never mind”.

Truth be told, Dean had been too busy observing Castiel to hear the theories that his younger brother had been firing at him. The three of them were doing research for a case, and Cas had offered to help out. Nothing out of the ordinary so far, until Dean had noticed that something seemed to be off about Cas.

Again, Dean’s eyes rested on the angel sitting across from him, Cas’ nose buried in a book. There it was again; Cas was fidgeting in his chair. As if he was uncomfortable.

And yeah, maybe Dean’s back was starting to ache as well after spending nearly two hours sitting in the same position, but Dean was human. Cas was supposed to be all powered up now that he’d been reunited with his grace. If anything, he should be less human, not more. Dean remembered how Cas could easily stay still as a stone for hours in a row if he wanted too, because angels didn’t feel that natural urge to move. It made him think that something had to be wrong.

There was a sigh from Cas, and he rolled his shoulders with a huff, even though his eyes remained glued to the book.

“Hey… You doing okay there, buddy?” Dean couldn’t help but ask, because this was very unlike Cas.

Only then did Castiel look up to give Dean a forced half-smile.

“I’m fine, Dean.” He replied curtly, immediately dismissing Dean’s concern.

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ᴇᴠᴀɴɢᴇʟɪᴏɴ ǫ: ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ (ɴᴏᴛ) ʀᴇᴅᴏ ᴄᴀsᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡs

During the 2012 Q premiere, an exclusive interview pamphlet – which had the cast explain their character’s role in Rebuild and their personal thoughts on the Evangelion franchise – was made available to the Japanese audience. Three years later, and here they are –  translated in English for the very first time. There’s a lot of information to be gleaned in these, including: 

  • Asuka’s seiyuu is certain Asuka Langley Shikinami will have a happy ending in Evangelion: 3.0+1.0.
  • Mari’s seiyuu claims that it is possible to figure out where Mari “comes from” just by viewing Q.
  • Misato Katsuragi is Sakura Suzuhara’s role model, according to information provided by Sakura’s seiyuu.
  • Koji Takao’s seiyuu verifies that Kaji is indeed alive in the Q!verse.
  • Hideaki Anno disclosed Rebuild’s “hidden nature” to Akira Ishida (Kaworu’s seiyuu) way back in 1.0.
  • And more!

Very special thanks goes out to my friend Freshy (longtime JJBA translator) for tackling these. Enjoy.

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I Was Made For Loving You - Pt. 2

This final part is from Shawn’s point of view (a first!). Smut warning! Enjoy :-)

I splashed cold water on my face, trying to calm down. Looking up at myself in the mirror, I watched the water cascade down my skin and drip into the sink. I was flushed from the emotions that were wreaking havoc in my body. I was horny, excited, and above all else, nervous. I dried my face off and leaned against the sink taking a deep breath to calm myself. I’d left Zoe in my bedroom while I took a moment in the bathroom to think about what we were about to do… what I was about to do.

I was in no way a virgin, but I was much more nervous about sleeping with Zoe than I was even the first time I had sex. Under normal circumstances, this would be easy. It would have come naturally to us a long time ago, but these were definitely not normal circumstances. I’d had over a year to think about how I was going to handle this moment and now that it was here, I felt as if I had no clue. I looked at myself again in the mirror and took a deep breath, slowly letting it out.

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Seventeen!powers

request: BRO YOU SHOULD DO A SEVENTEEN X-MEN AU, LIKE I NEED THIS TO BE A THING!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT POWERS THEY WOULD HAVE!!!!

Breh :0 BRAHHHHHHHHH omg THIS SOUNDS AMAZING


Seungcheol

  • Telepathy
  • abilities : read minds ~  see images of what a person is thinking of ~
  • HMmmn I think he would have the gift of telepathy, being the leader of 17 he’d definitely have the skill of knowing what’s up in everyone’s mind
  • Despite having this power I don’t see him using it often since it’s taboo and rude to read peoples mind but he might use it on some occasions like, “ HEyy Y/N? What do you want to eat on our date ?”,”guess what I’m thinking of eating” and at these times he would ‘abuse’ his powers. “OK so let me guess, you.. want to eat ..hmm.. JAPANESE FOOD ?! AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT “ [ u kno right spoops ] , you kinda get freaked like how does he get it always right ???!
  • every time you ask him how he does it he’d just shrug it off and say he was lucky ;)

Jeonghan

  • flight
  • abilities : Fly no shit ~ fly at high speeds ~ regeneration of feathers on his wings ~
  • he would have the gift of flight since he is an angel  /don’t judge me ples/
  • The very convenient thing about his wings is that they appear at his own will and did I mention how beautiful his wings are ?
  • their natural colour was pure white but he felt like changing it up a bit so that his wings matched his hair so now you’ve got a red winged jeonghan
  • you would whip out the old ‘did it hurt when you fell from heaven’ pick up line and this boy would cringe so so Hard
  • would definitely use his ability to his advantage, train breaks down pffft, traffic jam PFFFT doesn’t matter, jeonghan would just fly to where ever he wanted to
  • likes to have you in his arms while he shows you the skyline lighted up at night

Joshua

  • water manipulation
  • abilities: absolute control of anything that contains water ~ able to create ~ orbs of water at will ~ can change the state of the water ~ breathe underwater ~
  • idk why but he gives me chill surfer dude vibe 
  • just imagine doing the dishes with him, it’d probably end up with you and him in a giggling mess when he tries to impress you but he totally missed the plates and shot the water to the neighbours pots which may or may not have knocked them over
  • ‘‘ joshua pls stop making the ice cubes into water we need them cold and cube-ish ? not watery and floating in the air “

Jun

  • shapeshifting
  • abilities: change any feature of his body ~ morphing into any object of his choiceable to also change anyone’s appearance with a single touch ~
  • likes to tease you whenever he morphs into a cat [ because why not ?] and you mistake him for your own pet  and start to snuggle up to it him
  • you’d go all ??? when you see two of your fluffy babies
  • doesn’t need to use hair dye since he could basically CHanGe his OWN hair
  • sometimes ‘accidentally‘ changes into your pet just so he could fit into your arms but when you wake up you’d be shocked to see a jun there

Hoshi

  • force field projection
  • abilities: create force fields that can protect the object from almost anything ~  control the size of the force fields ~
  • likes to create small force fields as bowls so he doesn’t need to wash them genius
  • “ Hey, Y/N put the soup in these “
  • “r u srs Soonyoung ? the soup is going to look like its floating on the table and if my mum sees that again she’ll lose it, do you know how difficult it was to explain to her how our juice was in our hands without!a!cup!!”
  • soon enough you guys start eating out of force field bowls #teamlazy
  • you two get caught in the rain and hoshi makes a force field just big enough cover you guys and the people around were surprised how come you weren’t wet from the rain

Woozi

  • time manipulation
  • abilities: pause time ~ travel back in time and into the future but he can’t do anything to change it though [ don’t want the universe to explode and shiz ] ~
  • since this busy bee is pretty busy most of the time it would make him want to punch himself in the face when he forgets your birthday
  • literally stops doing everything and freezes everything in time /including you/ to rush to get a present
  • “um woozi pretty sure that gift wasn’t in your hand a minute ago did you do the time thing again”, he’d blush several shades of red when he gets exposed

Wonwoo

  • Invisibility
  • abilities: control over which parts of his body turn invisible ~ able to turn thing invisible with just a touch of a finger ~
  • you experimenting with a new recipe and lets just say it didn’t turn out so good, not wanting to be a bad or insensitive boyfriend he “ate” the plate of food you made
  • “Wonwoo how was the cake ? was it good ?”
  • “Y-yea sure It was RLY RLY good Y/N”
  • likes to mess with you by making stuff invisible
  • “wonwoo pls, did you make a puppy invisible because I can see her tracking foot prints into the living room”
  • “ Y/N it was supposed to be a surprise  “
  • pouts

Seokmin

  • solar munipulation
  •  abilities: able to absorb energy from the sun ~ emit energy ~ energy conversion ~
  • is a literal ball of sunshine
  • you can’t help but smile whenever you’re around this guy
  • “seokmin, honey, are you actually glowing ? are you sure you’re not using highlight ?”
  • likes to joke how he’s just like your house plant, pins those bean sprouts on his head and would definitely ask you to pass him a glass of water and say you’re watering him what even ??

Mingyu

  • eat anything [ trust me this is a super power ]
  • abilities: well he can eat anything
  • which means he’s basically kirby
  • your aunt wasn’t the best cook but she was a fun aunt so being nice you swiped everything on your plate onto mingyu’s
  • you gave mingyu a pleading look, defeated, mingyu swallowed the mountain of grub with a small smile when your aunt offered him more when he ate it so fast
  • always wins at those hot dog eating contest 
  • ppl around him would just look at him in shock as the veteran hot dog eating winner was defeated by this tol bean boy

The8

  • Plant control
  • abilities: control the growth of plants ~ control plants
  • likes to go on park dates with you even though its cliche, he likes the occasional bump-ins with the neighbourhood pets 
  • would make the flowers bloom in the middle of winter [ but he makes sure no one sees ]
  • you’d see him petting a dog while the petals fall and I’d make you wonder if this boy came out of a manga or something /dusts of sakura petals/
  • knew that you were heart broken when the plant you got from him withered so he made it come back to life again just so he could see you smile

Seungkwan

  • persuasion
  • ability:  affect someones thinking
  • ofc this boy would NEVER use this power unless he really had to but it would break his heart when he sees you pushing yourself soo hard to the point where you stay up late for days
  • “boo I’ll sleep in 10 min i promise but now I need to finish this first “
  • with just a kiss on the forehead you suddenly felt the urge to go to bed early “you know what seungkwan ? I think I’m going to turn in early tonight, goodnight boo”
  • although he feel guilty for using his power like this he knew you needed some rest
  • you’d wake up the next morning slightly made at him but you knew he meant well

Hansol

  • super human aim
  • ability: never miss a target [ unless he wanted to ]
  • would like to impress you by taking to a carnival date
  • “hansol, don’t waste your money on the game pretty sure its rigged since I saw a couple of ppl complaining about this booth its ok really”
  • and the moment you ended your sentence he shot down the target making everyones jaw drop
  • “ok woah ignore what I said, your aim is insane hansol, do you take archery lessons or ?”
  • he’d just say that it was luck [ yea sure it was ;) ] before he handed you the giant soft toy

Dino

  • healing [ because he heals my heart <3 ]
  • abilities: heal anything with just a touch ~ aura sensing ~
  • you being clumsy, slipped on the floor spraining your ankle, poor chan would go all .0. he’d rush to help you up and heal you as soon as he could
  • he felt like you two were a match made in heaven since you kept falling down giving yourself a small bruise or a scratch and he’d patch you up in seconds 
  • would ask you to kiss him on the cheek to ‘heal’ him from falling for you
  • wink wonk ;]

HHHHHHMOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYGOD I’VE BEEN SOOO BUSY WITH LIFE STUFF UGHHHHHH BUT I AM BACK YO

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Devil!Yoongi. 1945 words. Fluffy Angst.

Originally posted by hugtae

Blood-stained hands shake the boy awake, a desperate voice calls for his name, willing him to open his eyes and tears drip onto his bruised, paling cheek. The headlights of the battered car, might as well call piece of junk now, bathe you with light that the moon can’t give. Having deemed that he’s still not waking up, you then return to what you were doing before.

Placing your left palm onto your right fingers on his chest, you then start doing the compression all over again. The taste of metal still lingers in your mind from your lips that are once clamped against his as you breathed into him.

“Stay with me, Jimin.” You mutter a soft prayer.

Keeping him alive is all that matters; the cut on your left side burns with every motion you make and defile your beige colored dress with ugly crimson. At least, you could do at least this until help arrives.

“He’s dead, fool.”

You’re uncertain if it’s your realist side talking or if someone else is really here. But two words are all it takes for your walls to break down and let reality weighs them out until they crumble to the point of no repairing. Your actions come to a halt as you look up at a mint haired boy standing five feet from you and Jimin; just standing there.

“Help us.” You whisper in a futile plead, disregarding the insult he offhandedly strum.

His eyes glazes over your boyfriend’s body that lies on the asphalt, bruised, bloodied and most of all; dead.

“Please, help us!” You raise your voice again as the waterworks defile your dirt-smudged cheeks.

“I can but there will be a price to pay.” He divulges.

And rather than the rational part within you, you opt to listen to the impetuous thoughts, ones that cling onto a wishful thinking.

So you more than willingly comply,“Anything.”

He crouches down, smiling with devious satisfaction of what, you know not.

“When he wakes up, he won’t remember you or even recognize you. You’ll be gone from his life; puff. But only you, he won’t remember. And in return; your soul will be mine. The question is, are you willing to sell your soul to the devil?” If it weren’t for the circumstances, you’d be swooning over how attractive he is, he was attractive before but now, with that smile he’s wearing, he looks like an angel of mischief.

You don’t even think twice when you agree to it.

“Yes.“You breathe.

His eyes squints a little when his smile widens. Before you can even comprehend what’s happening, his face inches closer until you feel his lips on yours, soft yet spiteful. He tugs your bottom lips teasingly, asking for entrance that he already knows is granted.

It’s wrong on so many level; your boyfriend is lying dead on the ground right in front of you, you’re kissing a man whom you never even seen before over his body but what’s more wrong is that it felt so right.

And on that cold night, you seal the deal with a kiss.

♔ ♔ ♔ ♔

There’s a slurp- like the obnoxiously loud slurp when you’re basically sucking more air instead of your drink kind of slurp.

Then another.

And another.

"Can’t you drink any louder?” You snap your head at Yoongi’s, the devil you made a deal with, direction.

He glances down at you mockingly and starts making an abominable sound that doesn’t even sound like slurping anymore. You take in a deep breath, balling your hands into fists and clenching them tightly to restrain yourself from punching the air in the middle of the hospital lobby. Because he can materialize and disappears anytime he wants. So any sudden movement you make may direct unneeded attention to you and earn you a one way trip to he asylum.

“You are insufferable.” You confess.

“I sure as hell ain’t here to give you sugar, spice and everything nice. Because if you’re looking for that, then you made a deal with the wrong angel, sweetheart.” He retorts.

“I thought angels are pretty, not utterly unbearable to look at.” You cheekily smile a fake smile. “But wait, you’re the devil now so it’s in your nature to look as unpleasant as your presence.”

Picking up your pace, you tread towards the familiar hallway of doors until you spot the one and stand still in front of it first, composing yourself before you slide the door open and wear your brightest smile.

“Hi, Jimin.” You saunter inside, coming to a stand next to the bed where a ginger haired boy sits with his shoulders slightly hunched.

He shoots a polite smile your way and you feel your heart clench at the sight of it. Gone are the devious smiles that he used to give you, replaced by one that only exists as means of being court. He really doesn’t remember you.

“No flowers today, _____?” He asks to which you flush in vexation.

Noticing your discomfort, Jimin laughs lightly. “I’m just kidding.”

You join in the laugh, having your chest fill with lightness. Maybe he can’t remember you, but you’re thankful enough that he’s not freaked out that a stranger comes visiting him every week, bringing him the same kind of flower all time;lilies, the flower that the both of you decide for your relationship on one fine evening when you both entered a flower shop. You hoped that it would at least trigger something in him.

It’s been two months down since the accident; since you swear his heart stopped beating at the scene and since he sucked in a breath right after the kiss is broken and the ambulance arrived.

You talk for hours until you notice that the sky is dark and the lights illuminate the city through the window in his room. Though you’re basically a stranger to Jimin, he still asks about you, listens to your occasional rant about your history professor being a hardass for not giving you an A on your assignment.

“Will you come again, sometime this week?” Jimin asks, a tinge of red coating his cheeks.

He’s always been the shy type; too darn slow to even make a move on the first year of college that you finally decided enough was enough and went over to his table where he’s having lunch with his friends and straight out demanded him to go on a date with you.

“Definitely.” You beam.

You walk out, feeling a ray of hope flicker in the deepest depth of the part of you that you locked up so you wouldn’t be expecting anything from him that might hurt you.

“Something happened.” Yoongi asserts.

He’s leaning on the wall directly in front of the door you just slid shut behind you.

“You didn’t come out ready to cry yourself out for days like the usual.”

“I think Jimin’s finally accepting me. Maybe not in a romantic way but he’s accepting me into his life. I only came once a week because I don’t want to annoy him with my visits but he actually asked if I’ll come again.”

Yoongi silently listens to your babbles of nothings. His eyes are glazed though it’s nothing new.

“Maybe I’ll come this Friday?” You look over your shoulders as you’re walking a few steps ahead of him, waiting for his two cents that you’re going to ignore if they happen to be rude- but he’s always rude anyway.

Disinterest has always been a comrade to him; it makes him who he is and helps mask the ghastly intentions of his demons.

“Cool.”

He won’t let you.

♔ ♔ ♔ ♔ 

“You’re not going.”

The words that flow out of his mouth hits your ears and leaves the room in a foreboding silence. Clad in black, he stands facing you with eyes that you dare not interpret as pleading; you’ll be damned.

As everything sinks in, the shock fritters away, making anger rear its ugly head.

“How dare you.” You speak, barely above whisper with a hoarse voice.

“Your soul belongs to me.” He reminds nonchalantly.

“You may have ownership over my soul but that doesn’t mean you own me, Yoongi.” You hiss between your teeth, eyes boring into his, daring him to challenge you and when he doesn’t, you push him away, striding past him and making a beeline towards the door.

It’s been three days since the visit, you would’ve visited the next day but you don’t want to look overexcited or anything. But the fact is, you’re thrilled that Jimin wants to see you on his own accord, not because he feels obliged to do so because you’re his girlfriend- heck, he doesn’t even know who you are and you asked his families and friends to keep it that way- but because he actually wants to.

Then out of nowhere, Yoongi appears in your room while you’re applying make up -you never do but today feels like a special occasion- and trapped you between the makeup table and him when you turned around to face him.

You’re halfway to the door when you feel yourself come to an abrupt halt and feel the control leave your body until you’re like a puppet that functions off strings. You feel your feet moving and you see Yoongi getting closer to you, or rather, you ambling closer to him despite your inner protests.

“Actually, I own your entire being.”

He grins lazily.

“Let me go.” You demand, making a tacit promise to keep him where the sun doesn’t shine the second you get control over your body back.

“You don’t even love him anymore.” He states, as if it’s a known fact to the whole world except you.

“Listen here, Min Yoongi, you may own my soul and even have control over my body but you don’t know shit about my feelings. You’d need a heart to feel those and a devil that goes around feeding off and taking advantage of people’s desperation sure as hell doesn’t own one.” You hotly retort.

He almost looks hurt. Almost. But it was gone as soon as it came that you even wonder if you’re seeing things now apart too. Yoongi leans close enough for you to notice every little detail of his face, his bleached hair that drapes over his forehead, his eyelashes that brushes the top of his cheeks when he blinks and his nonchalant look that you’ve only finally noticed hides a thousand unvoiced thoughts.

His lips almost brushes yours and lingers there, barely touching. You feel shivers run down your spine and you don’t know if it’s him; if he’s the one making you but you tilt your head up just slightly and meet his soft lips, they feel just as soft as last time and they taste just like him; minty and just nice.

Melting into the kiss, you didn’t realize that your hand goes up against his chest and grips his shirt until you pull away for air. It’s then that you put two and two together; you’ve acquired command over your body the moment you tilt your head to kiss him. You want to kiss him.

Your gaze is locked with his and that’s when you finally see Yoongi for who he is underneath those sarcastic remarks and bickering you two have shared over the past two months; the reason he’s acting like an ass now, the reason he’s preventing you from going to Jimin; he’s asking you to stay.

With him.

“Don’t I?”

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or the 1D Bring It On AU drabble no one asked for. [insp.] shoutout to @haroldjagger for the kickass photoset! am i sorry for writing this? absolutely not.

At the center of the table, Louis, dressed in the Rancho Carne Toros cheerleading uniform, watches in exasperation, as Liam’s younger brother practically skips out of the gymnasium. He turns to Liam and Niall who both have megawatt smiles on their faces, voices hushed as they sickeningly purr over Jamie’s performance. Louis rolls his eyes, knowing nepotism won’t win them a sixth championship.

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