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  • Percy: Grover and I are the best friends on this planet.
  • Annabeth: Well, that's cute.'Cause Thalia and I are the best friends in all of existence. Which includes your little crummy planet. Thalia and I finish each other's-
  • Thalia: -Sentences!
  • Percy: Yeah? That all you do?
  • Grover: Because Percy-
  • Percy: -And I-
  • Grover: -Can read-
  • Percy: -Each other's-
  • Grover: -Minds. Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three!
  • Percy and Grover: Pizza! One, two, three, clouds! One, two, three, Chiron!
  • Thalia: Yeah, right. Like we can't do that.
  • Annabeth: We can't.
  • Thalia: One, two, three! Rainbows!
  • Annabeth: Can't do it!
  • Lance: Hunk and I are the best friends on this planet.
  • Keith: Well, that's cute.'Cause Pidge and I are the best friends in all of existence. Which includes your little crummy planet. Pidge and I finish each other's-
  • Pidge: -Sentences!
  • Lance: Yeah? That all you do?
  • Hunk: Because Lance-
  • Lance: -And I
  • Hunk: -Can read
  • Lance: -Each other's
  • Hunk: -Minds. Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three!
  • Hunk and Lance: Pizza! One, two, three, clouds! One, two, three, Shiro!
  • Pidge: Yeah, right. Like we can't do that.
  • Keith: We can't.
  • Pidge: One, two, three! Rainbows!
  • Keith: Can't do it!
Elephant in the room
  • Seokjin: Guys, listen listen. I think we need to address the elephant in the room
  • Yoongi: Whoa, Jin, don't talk about Jimin like that.
  • Jimin: That's fucked up. I'm right here man.
  • Seokjin: I'm not calling Jimin an elephant.
  • Jungkook: That's racist.
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Maya: Nick, why do you let Edgeworth talk to you like he does?
Phoenix: Hm… I guess mainly because I think he is hotter than hell.

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On the phone
  • Erza: (in the bath, drinking wine relaxing as the phone rings) Hello?
  • Meredy: Hey Erza, it's me. What are you doing?
  • Erza: (lying) I'm, uh, packing. Just getting ready for our trip to Alvarez.
  • Meredy: (is also in a bath with wine) Hold on a second. That's my other line. (switches lines) Hello?
  • Jellal: Meredy, it's Jellal. I hope I didn't catch you at a bad time.
  • Meredy: Nope. I'm just at the computer. (is totally not at the computer) Uh, so what are you up to right now?
  • Jellal: (also taking a bath while drinking wine) I'm taking a bubble bath.
  • Meredy: Hold on (thinks she switches line back to Erza) Hey, Erza, Jellal is calling me from a bubble bath.
  • Jellal: ...
  • Jellal: It's still me, Meredy.
  • Baekhyun: Chanyeol and I are the best friends on this planet.
  • Sehun: Well, that's cute.'Cause Jongin and I are the best friends in all of existence. Which includes your little crummy planet. Jongin and I finish each others-
  • Jongin: -Sentences!
  • Baekhyun: Yeah? That all you do?
  • Chanyeol: Because Baekhyun-
  • Baekhyun: -And I
  • Chanyeol: -Can read
  • Baekhyun: -Each other's
  • Chanyeol: -Minds. Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three!
  • Chanyeol and Baekhyun: Pizza! One, two, three, clouds! One, two, three, Yixing!
  • Jongin: Yeah, right. Like we can't do that.
  • Sehun: We can't.
  • Jongin: One, two, three! Rainbows!
  • Sehun: Can't do it!
  • Doyeon: Yoojung and I are the best friends on this planet.
  • Chungha: Well, that's cute. 'Cause Sejeong and I are the best friends in all of existence. Which includes your little crummy planet. Sejeong and I finish each other's-
  • Sejeong: -Sentences!
  • Doyeon: Yeah? That's all you can do?
  • Yoojung: Because Doyeon-
  • Doyeon: -And I-
  • Yoojung: -Can read-
  • Doyeon: -Each other's-
  • Yoojung: -Minds. Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two three!
  • Doyeon and Yoojung: Pizza! One, two, three, clouds! One, two, three, Somi!
  • Sejeong: Yeah, right. Like we can't do that.
  • Chungha: We can't.
  • Sejeong: One, two, three! Rainbows!
  • Chungha: Can't do it!
  • Sorey: Mikleo and I are the best friends in the whole world.
  • Rose: Well, that's cute.'Cause Dezel and I are the best friends in all of existence. Which includes your little crummy worl. Dezel and I finish each other's-
  • Dezel: -Sentences.
  • Mikleo: Yeah? That all you do?
  • Sorey: Because Mikleo-
  • Mikleo: -And I
  • Sorey: -Can read
  • Mikleo: -Each other's
  • Sorey: -Minds. Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three!
  • Sorey and Mikleo: Ice cream! One, two, three, ruins! One, two, three, Gramps!
  • Rose: Yeah, right. Like we can't do that.
  • Dezel: ...We can't.
  • Rose: One, two, three! Rainbows!
  • Dezel: Can't do it!
  • EVERYONE: Surprise!
  • CHERYL: Oh wow!
  • JOSIE: That's what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
  • CHERYL: I can't believe you. We're all together in the same room. This room. I don't think I could be any happier!
  • JOSIE: Wanna bet?
  • VERONICA: Hi!
  • CHERYL [basically bursting with joy]: Oh Veronica is here! Ronnie is here!
  • Stan: Kyle and I are the best friends in the whole world.
  • Clyde: Well, that's cute.'Cause Craig and I are the best friends in all of existence. Which includes your little crummy world. Craig and I finish each other's-
  • Craig: -Sentences.
  • Stan: Yeah? That all you do?
  • Kyle: Because Stan-
  • Stan: -And I
  • Kyle: -Can read
  • Stan: -Each other's
  • Kyle: -Minds. Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three!
  • Both: Ice cream! One, two, three, Adventure! One, two, three, Super Best Friend!
  • Clyde: Yeah, right. Like we can't do that.
  • Craig: ...We can't.
  • Clyde: One, two, three! Rainbows!
  • Craig: Can't do it!

Every couple of days I receive mail from anons asking me to further clarify on some points that I made in some of my previous posts, and for the most part, I have no problem going back to help you understand what I was trying to say.

But I realize that there is a threshold where no matter how hard I try to explain some topics, I will lose some of you along the way. The topic on formal/informal speech seems especially confusing to many of you and that’s fine, it’s perfectly understandable. But there isn’t much I can add to what I’ve already said, and if at this point you’re still lost then you’ll need to actually go out there and meet more Koreans and get first-hand experience on how relationships and the social hierarchy works. 

Which brings me to the next topic.

I also receive mail from anons who ask me why other Koreans act and think and behave in some way.

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BTS as shit on the internet
  • Seokjin: guy fieri is my one and only role model if he says eat only a piece of a burger eat only a damn piece of that burger
  • Yoongi: this kid just stared directly at me, dabbed, whipped then whispered moist and i feel so uncomfortable right now
  • Hoseok: in twilight why was nobody ever team bella? like the poor girl had two angsty guys after her and all she wanted to do was sleep
  • Namjoon: why do people in movies have like a full blown fucking buffet ready for breakfast but run out the door with only an apple like?? whats their damage??
  • Jimin: i didn’t think 2017 could get any worse but now kids will remember emma watson as belle but we remember her as hermoine and thATS SO UPSETTING
  • Taehyung: this guy offered me $200 if i suck him off right now should i??
  • Jungkook: i’m waiting for the bus right and i swear this fucking pigeon is glaring at me sqUARE UP... sTOP TYPING SO DAMN FAST I’M TRYING TO SEND A MEME
  • Mioda: Tsumiki and I are the best friends on this planet.
  • Saionji: Well that's cute because Koizumi and I are the best friends in all of existence, which includes your little, crummy planet. Koizumi and I finish each other's-
  • Koizumi: -sentences!!
  • Mioda: Yeah? That all you do?
  • Tsumiki: Because Mioda-
  • Mioda: -and I-
  • Tsumiki: -can read-
  • Mioda: -each other's-
  • Tsumiki: -minds. Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three,
  • Both: Pizza! One, two, three, clouds! One, two, three, Nanami!
  • Koizumi: Yeah, right, like WE can't do that.
  • Saionji: We can't...
  • Koizumi: One, two, three, RAINBOWS!
  • Saionji: CAN'T DO IT.
  • The Gang: Surprise!
  • James: Oh wow!
  • Lily: That's what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
  • James: I can't believe you. We're all together in the same room. This room. I don't think I could be any happier!
  • Lily: Wanna bet?
  • Sirius: Hi!
  • James[insanely over-excited]: Oh Sirius is here! Sirius is here!