H: well I’m just saying if you lost a pound or two, your life would be just about as easy as mine.
C: yeah well Holly I bet if you closed your legs here and there you wouldn’t be getting treated for, what is this your 5th STD?
H: *gasps* you’re going to pay for that comment Gallagher! *runs away*
Y/N: Carl that wasn’t a nice comment!
C: but she was commenting on your weight which I think is even worse.
Y/N: but slut shamming isn’t okay!
C: but baby you’re not fat, just a lil thick! *slaps your ass*
Y/N: Carl Gallagher I love you. *kisses his neck*
C: I love you too princess, we taking this back to the house?
Y/N: you bet your ass we are. *kisses lips*
C: that’s my girl!
-requested by anon
-not my gif