i think my ovaries exploded in the making of this post

300 Reasons why you should subscribe to AmazingPhil

1.       He’s been on youtube for over 10 years

2.       The Adventures of Lion was better than a soap opera

3.       PINOF

4.       He started making videos because he won a camera in a cereal box

5.       He is a self-confessed cereal thief

6.       People drew him naked; he used it as an opportunity to showcase their art

7.       He is a ball of sunshine that can brighten the bleakest of days

8.       He doesn’t complain about much

9.       His eyes are gorgeous

10.   He likes to put stickers on expensive things

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100 reasons to love Philip Michael Lester

Dan’s appreciation post

I’d like 2017 to be the year we really show our appreciation, and honestly there are so many reasons to love him and who said showing a little extra love and appreciation would be a bad thing? So I present to you, 100 reasons to love Philip Michael Lester a.k.a. @amazingphil! Don’t hesitate to add to the list!

  1. His name is literally my aesthetic, as is everything about him!
  2. He is British and can do more than one British accent (Surrey and Northern, specifically. Yes, Britain has loads of different accents.)
  3. As a certain someone once said, his eyes are so beautiful “you could go swimming in them”…
  4. …however according to said person, they are also “green, blue and yellow”.
  5. He looks equally handsome with black, dark blue and ginger/brownish hair.
  6. His name means ‘lover of horses’, yet in typical Phil-fashion he happens to have a fear of horses instead.
  7. Most of the time looks like the softest angel bean…
  8. …however the rest of the time he is devilishly handsome and makes ovaries explode (sorry about the last bit, it had to be said).
  9. His laugh is better than the sweetest symphony…
  10. …and his smile is brighter than the sun.
  11. Those cheekbones… I can’t even…
  12. He loves anime and is a massive weeaboo *falls even more in love*.
  13. He always knows what to say to brighten up anyone’s day.
  14. He is the sweetest, most charming, most charismatic person I could ever hope to meet.
  15. He loves animals and dogs, which makes him an even better person (which I didn’t think was possible).
  16. He’s really fucking intelligent…
  17. …and he doesn’t need two university degrees to prove it (although he has those as well)…
  18. …not to mention he’s pretty damn wise, with some of the best philosophies I’ve ever heard (PHILosophies! Ha, ha… I’ll let myself out).
  19. He actually makes an effort, and a huge one at that, to engage with his audience, unlike many YouTubers out there.
  20. He has common sense. Might not sound like a good reason, but honestly, I’ve learned the hard way that many people out there have no fucking clue about anything in life so I’ve come to appreciate those who do a hell of a lot more.
  21. His compassion, love and care meters are somewhere around the ∞ level.
  22. He has a great sense of humour, and that’s not as easy to come by as it might sound.
  23. He’s been doing YouTube for over a decade now! He’s literally a dinosaur, but an immortal dinosaur.
  24. Y’all, I’m starting to wonder if he’s a vampire. Perfect pale skin, hella fine teeth and he literally hasn’t aged.
  25. He’s unapologetic in his quirkiness.
  26. ‘Self-confidence’ is his middle name.
  27. His origin story… oh my god. A fucking cereal box? Why haven’t Marvel or DC requested permission to release Phil Striker merch, comics and movies?!
  28. He’s too damn patient and I love it so much it almost annoys me.
  29. He’s always willing to listen to others, which is a skill may people never learn and suffer for it.
  30. Y’all know that his best friend is the memelord, Daniel James Howell.
  31. They’re polar opposites but at the same time they couldn’t be more alike.
  32. They’ve done so much together, I can’t even right now…
  33. Like, can you say that you’ve made a game with your BFFL?
  34. Can you say that the two of you have released a chart-topping single (The Internet Is Here)?
  35. That you’ve written two books together that are full of all-round goodness?
  36. Done a BBC Radio 1 show together?
  37. Made a mobile game together?
  38. Written a script for a full-scale, high-budget stage show together?
  39. Taken that stage show around the world and met so many of your fans together?
  40. Made said stage show into two movies together?
  41. Didn’t think so. There are tons more, but I don’t wanna be here a month later still writing them and miss out on their uploads, so let’s all agree that they’ve done so many things throughout their history.
  42. They got PewDiePie himself calling them YouTube’s Power Duo. That’s like being fucking knighted by the king or queen!
  43. People say that a friendship that can last seven years can last a lifetime. Guess how long they’ve been friends? SEVEN YEARS, five of which they’ve been living together!
  44. I mean, literally every justgirlythings post about friendship can apply to them. #friendshipgoals
  45. He’s a giant. He’s 6 feet tall. No explanation needed.
  46. He looks hot with and without glasses…
  47. …well, he looks hot all the time and it’s not fair.
  48. He’s always made an effort to keep things friendly for people of all backgrounds and ages…
  49. …yet he still remains true to who he is and what he makes.
  50. Clickbait on his channel? Nuh-uh, bitch.
  51. I’ve just realised that he made me swear more in this one than in the one I wrote for Dan, which is kind of ironic but it makes me love him even more so fuck it, I’m writing it down.
  52. ‘Sell-out?’ Who is she, I don’t know her.
  53. He really appreciates us and everyone around him. I’m love.
  54. He’s won awards, including his own one at the first BONCAs, Creator of the Year.
  55. His acceptance speech was really inspiring and also remained classically ‘him’.
  56. “I’ve spent the majority of 2016 with another person, Dan Howell… so I think it’s only fair that he comes up here and shares this award with me.”
  57. “What would happen if we did go further apart?” “I think the universe would rip in half, let’s not try that.”
  58. My point? If Phil isn’t selfless then selfless doesn’t exist.
  59. His accidental and not-so-accidental (because come on, not all of them can be accidents) innuendos.
  60. He’s inspired art and creativity in people who otherwise would have no way to express it.
  61. He’s inspired people to keep on going and persevering with life, and in doing so has saved millions of lives…
  62. …not to mention he’s done it in a new and different way to what would normally be expected of life-savers (making videos)…
  63. …so you heard it here guys: he is officially a pioneer AND a hero.
  64. His voice is really relaxing to listen to.
  65. He is an innocent angel who must be protected…
  66. …but we all know that secretly he is a dirty-minded, flirtatious lil’ devil.
  67. Charities must love him because boy, has he given them a lot of money.
  68. He is an extremely hard-worker and he doesn’t procrastinate (not to say procrastination’s a bad thing, but as someone who does it constantly I can tell you it’s not fun).
  69. He’s loads of fun at parties, from what we can tell. Who doesn’t love a party animal?
  70. He directly avoids drama. God bless him (because God sure as hell ain’t blessing me).
  71. He has never said a harsh word to or harmed anyone or anything in any way.
  72. Bless his gentle soul in general.
  73. He’s loyal and honest - loyalty and honesty are something we need more of.
  74. Arrogance? Never heard of her.
  75. He’s not afraid to admit to his mistakes and imperfections (I mean I think he’s as close to perfect as you can get, but his willingness to show his faults makes him even better).
  76. He is talented, people. Want me to spell it out? T-A-L-E-N-T-E-D.
  77. His sympathy and kindness levels are… actually, I was gonna say through the roof, but I’m looking now and not even aeroplanes can see them, they’re so high.
  78. Why am I so sassy in this post when it’s Phil, not Dan, we’re talking about? Eh, I’ll take it, and I love it too.
  79. Come to think of it, he can actually be pretty sassy when he wants to be.
  80. He’s seen and learned so much over the years, all of which he’s been willing to share with us and teach us.
  81. He’s also been through a lot, y’know. His best friend from university died, yet he remains happy and optimistic because he knows his friend would want him to be.
  82. The above point is the literal definition of ‘courage’, which is him in a nutshell.
  83. Actually you can’t fit him into a nutshell because he’s so complex and infinite.
  84. I can never decide whether he’s the sun (bright; giving and inspiring life)…
  85. …or the moon (mysterious; always watching over the world) but either works, I guess.
  86. He’s so accepting of diversity and variety, it’s amazing (puns for days).
  87. “You know what I say? You should never make fun of something a person can’t change about himself”…
  88. …but what makes it funny is that he goes on to make fun of Dan for having deep dimples, which is something he can’t change about himself (something Dan points out).
  89. Honestly the banter and domestic moments between him and his buddy are just really cute, so fuck it, I’m writing it down.
  90. He deserves so much, you cannot comprehend it, but he never asks us or anyone else for anything.
  91. He is really trusting of those around him, and in turn he is really trustworthy.
  92. He’s literally psychic:
  93. …”Some guy is gonna come into my life, an energetic warrior. He has a hasty personality and is really quick to love or hate.”
  94. …”I wish for pandas to mate and increase in population.” “My panda wish came true!”
  95. Bonus points for making his wish be saving the pandas. You can’t not love him for that.
  96. He’s grown really thick thicc (metaphorical) skin and is as immune to negativity as you can get.
  97. His music taste is… *nodding* yes.
  98. Nerd galore, people! I love it!
  99. His moral compass is on point (geddit?).
  100. He is the purest man alive and he has done so much for me personally and many others out there. Thank you for existing, Phil, and always remain true to yourself, as you have taught us to do.
  101. Come on, 100 reasons is not nearly enough. There are an infinite number of reasons to love him, but everything has a start or beginning.
Practice Makes Perfect

Request by anon: Can I request a Jared x reader fic after Jensen posts the picture of the whole Ackles family? Reader is married to Jared and seeing how happy Jensen and Danneel look in the picture makes her want to have a baby with Jared

Pairing: Jared x Reader

Word Count: 1373

Beta: My Camerinoo! @babypieandwhiskey

Warnings: Nada

A/N: This is basically a real life scenario for me. Someone give me a baby to hold! And no, I don’t hate Gen or their beautiful children, this is fiction.

MASTERLIST


It was a cozy Saturday afternoon and you had your feet propped up on the coffee table, nestled into Jared’s side, watching reruns of NCIS. During the commercial you had pulled your phone out and started scrolling through Instagram.

Upon seeing the new photo of the Ackles family, you turned to Jared and whined, “Babe, I want to go back over and hold the babies!”

“We were just there this morning and Zep threw up on you,” he said with a chuckle.

You playfully hit him in the chest giggling right along with him, “It’s not like he did it on purpose!” Looking up at him you gave a little smirk, “Plus, that’s what washing machines are for.”

Jared brought his hand up to your cheek as he bent down to kiss you. He always took every opportunity possible to kiss you. “Alright, let’s get stuff to make them dinner. Make me a list and Jensen and I will go out to get it while you and Danneel just hang with the kids.”

Pulling back you jumped off the sofa, seizing the opportunity to see the babies, “You’re the best! I knew I married you for a reason.”

Jared laughed, “Alright, firecracker, go make a list.”

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You Know You’re a Whumper When…?

Compilation list from this post. Thank you everyone who responded! :)

  • when you have butterflies in your stomach after seeing whump
  • when you have a bunch of whump fics saved and re-read them often
  • when a single trickle of blood from an eyebrow, lip or nose make you very happy
  • when you get disappointed that your favorite character heals too fast or off camera
  • when you can tell that an episode is going to be whumpy purely based on it’s title (mypheralside)
  • when you have to pause the episode when some unexpected whump comes up, just to run around in excited circles for a second and bask in the joy you’re experiencing, so you can unpause and focus properly. (mypheralside)
  • when your old VHS or disc copies of episodes go fuzzy or skip at the exact moment a characters gets hurt, because you’re rewatched the scene so much. (mypheralside)
  • when you don’t measure time in days or weeks so much, but more in terms of how long it is before the next episode of any of your shows that promises some delicious hurt or illness for your favourite characters. :P  (mypheralside)
  • when your ovaries explode when Aragorn comes busting through those doors bleeding, bruised, dirty and determined AF. (starrydarkness)
  • when all of the video content on your computer is nothing but whumpy episodes of random TV shows (dammittmarie)
  • when you re-read your own stories, skipping all except the whump part (marril96)
  • rewinding the whump 10000x in one viewing (fivestarfrankiefandom)
  • when your favorite character almost dies in a horrific way and instead of being scared for him you are experiencing the same symptoms as lust…eyes dilating, heart rate increasing, flushed skin…(aemidaniels)
  • when you daydream about whump scenarios throughout the day or before falling asleep at night (whumped)
  • when you notice characters who you felt indifferent towards suddenly appear more attractive when they’re covered in blood and bruises (whumped)
  • when you’re excited about characters who require surgery and you hope they remain in the hospital for more than one episode (whumped)
  • when a character’s painful moaning is music to your ears (whumped)
  • when your google search history is filled with injuries and whumpy phrases (whumped)
  • when you hope the whump takes place far away from civilization or the ambulance never arrives so that the character’s suffering can last longer (whumped)
  • when you try to make your breathing sound like a whumped character- coughing up blood, wheezing, chesty coughs, etc (thisismywhump-re-blog)
  • when you can produce an instant chesty cough at will (thisismywhump-re-blog)
  • when you watch a show because it looks interesting but then there’s a ton of whump and that show instantly becomes your fav show (whumpmyworld)
  • when you watch a show excited that there was some whumping of a character last week but immediately get disappointed when they forget about continuity the next week (whumpmyworld)
  • when your fav character gets hurt and you’re torn between No! my poor baby and Yes! Give me all the angst and the whump (whumpmyworld)
  • when you choose every show you watch based on whether there’s a character you find “whumpable” and the likelihood of that character actually seeing any “action” (infinite-joys)
    when falling in love with an older show is always accompanied by the phrase “Why didn’t I know there was whump in this?!” (infinite-joys)
  • when your excitement for a new episode of Supernatural is directly proportional to whether the preview shows Dean being thrown into a wall (infinite-joys)
  • when your biggest frustration with superhero movies/shows is that superpowers let people heal too damn fast (infinite-joys)
  • when you don’t watch a series based on imdb-reviews but the awesomeness of the whump (as seen giffed on tumblr) (aecrimony)
  • when you’ve played a whumpy part of an episode so many times you can recite along theempressofawesomeness 
  • when you fall asleep thinking about whump, in the most amazing whump way!!! (worldofwhump)
  • when you have whump in your dreams and it makes your entire next day better (worldofwhump)
  • when you think of a new key word going along the lines of whump, when searching for fanfic! (worldofwhump)
  • it literally ruins your day when you find perfect whump searching, but not the full episode!!!! or even the scene!!! (worldofwhump)

anonymous asked:

hey... your post about seventeen made me laugh and i've been wanting to get to know them for the past few days. could you give me information on each member? if you want to i mean !! aa

i’ll just talk about the members here lol if u want anything else related to seventeen u can message me again

I SPENT 3 HOURS ON THIS

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I’m overwhelmed

170114 Golden Disk Award Day 2

Lots of aesthetic photos guys, taking pictures are no problem, but making gifs…. oh my gawd

Height difference plus model couple pair

“hello I am Byun Baekhyun and I’m here to explode your ovaries and if you don’t have ovaries well, I’ll explode them anyway”

Going from a probably very adorable smile (because he was talking with Chanyeol, he’s gotta reciprocate that beautiful smile on Chanyeol) to a derpy…squirrel (?)

Chanbaek was so happy today XD I love it~

Lowkey shook 

It’s just them shaking hands yet why do I love it so much? I think I’m deprived, or maybe just how pure this action is, Chanyeol’s posture somewhat reminding me of a gentleman at a dance or something. 

Chanyeol. Hand

I think this was during the Ceci asian style award

Yep, seems similar. I love their interactions during this event XD it’s all so happy and cute

Baekuhen is just playing with de toy when Chanyeol talks to him

*scene from drama ensues* “Where’s da munnie”

“Dunt have it, so the only thing I can du is shoot u”

I love when they make each other smile while being in their own little worlds

(the best thing about this blog: The unnecessary multiple angles)

Don’t you just wish you can hear what your otp is talking about? Like they could be talking about why the sky is blue and not green and I’d still want to listen 

*gun click*

“I’ve been seeing you with my cereal. Buy me more and I’ll spare you.”

You know what? I will not be ashamed of doing unnecessary angles! I like seeing it in every perspective!

Baekhyun, the mimicking machine has returned

HD PICCCCSSS

HD PICCCCCSSSSSSSSSS OF EYYYYYEEEEE CONTACTTTTT

HANDSHAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE OHMA BAEK LOOKS SO SWEET

chanshook and a cute close up of Chanbaek

This gif is the best thing because Chanyeol’s hand is going around Baek’s waist or touching his back and we got Chanshook up in here

Shoulder touches

Height. Difference

All the members were doing age during this segment and Chanyeol started off

Baekhyun touching Chanyeol’s arm like “bruh with” saying “aeygo aeygo!” because they be judginggg

“LOL PCYK!!! U THOUGHT I WAS GUNNA TAKE OF MY SHIRT NAH MANNNNNN THIS IS MA AEYGO” (ft a very cute Baekkie smile)

I know the gif is small but this is after all the members did their aegyo, and look at Chanyeol’s hand touching Baek’s shoulder~

Baekhyun is so cute ;-; he always has such a fond face when Chanyeol is saying his speech ;-;

Smiles are the best when they’re made by people you hold dear~

Stares~

Back touches~ It looks like Baek is looking at his hand touching Chanyeol like “awwww yehhhhhhhhh look at me being slick”

Sitting next to each other~ 

The in sync couple~

Chanbaek + toys = mayhem and adorableness 

Baekhyun never fails to make Chanyeol (any member for that matter) happy :3

Low-key in sync XD

Whenever I’m with you I can’t help but smile

I just find this so funny because I mean, here we have Baekhyun hugging Minho and that’s perfectly normal cuz dey all frands so hugging is normal but then Chanyeol is over here subtly touching Baek’s back for a reason I can’t place other than trying to limit hug time or subliminal jealously. I’m not trying to sound delusional but come on, it’s not an action for just the heck of it

Ending the post with a cute gif

(I’m kinda late but CONGRATS EXO FOR WINNING THE DAESUNG 4 TIMES IN A ROW AND CONGRATS ON THE OTHER AWARDS!! They totally deserve it after all their hard work and awesome comebacks~)

So we had a very good amount of CB moments if I do say so myself ^^ I literally took a picture of the events they’d be attending and the days just in case there were to be Chanbaek moments and I’m happy for it and I hope you guys are too :D 

2 weeks into 2017 and I’m kinda loving it

anonymous asked:

I saw your post about dad kylo and my ovaries exploded so could you do a fanfic where reader and kylo have a son and kylo literally shows the baby off and the stormtroopers see him making faces at the baby when he thinks he's alone and cuddles please

OKAY THE ONLY WAY I COULD FIT EVERYTHING IN WAS BY MAKING SMALL LITTLE DRABBLES that are collective a tiny series so enjoy AH

Title: Starkiller… Baby?
Pairing: Kylo Ren x Reader.
Words: Total of 4 Drabbles, 1287.
Rating: K.

Early Birds.

“It’s your turn to feed the baby.” You had informed Kylo in a still sleepy voice, your eyes not even peeping open as he growled next to you. He was actually sleeping for once, instead of being plagued with nightmares, but that only lasted so long before the small bundle of a baby began crying in the crib beside the bed. He had fallen asleep in his clothing again, except for the large belt which he figured you took off when you came into the room(you were aware of how uncomfortable it was for him to sleep  in, for he had a tendency of falling asleep in his normal, layered clothing). His hair was a slight mess, and he struggled to move without waking you. Crawling over your body ever so gently, his plump lips pressed the ghost of a kiss against your cheek before he was standing, his body aching and sore, screaming at him that this wasn’t a decent hour to be awake.

Clearing his throat, he looked down at the crib, tracing the outline before bending down and cupping the small baby slowly and carefully. His movement was awkward, he hadn’t done much holding since he was born, and yet, something about the entire situation, having a child with you and allowing himself to be a the father he wish he had, seemed natural. He squirmed slightly in Kylo’s arm for a moment, the tall man reaching back and holding him securely. It was a strange thing to think about, he thought as he opened the door and began towards the kitchen area with the baby bag in tote. Babies are small, and so weak, but yet, they have more life in them than anything else. The baby’s cries had stopped the moment Kylo touched them, and now, he opted to stare up at the dark haired man with big eyes of curiosity.

His eyes were brown, much like Kylo’s and his hair was nothing but a swirl of dark, ebony curls. To say the baby looked like his father would very much be the truth, but he held your expressions, emotions and a lot of your personality traits, and Kylo deducted that it was because you spent much more time with the baby than he had. That thought seemed uneasy in his mind as he sat the bag down onto the table, looking at his child with deep, tired eyes. “I feel like you know when it’s me who’s going to feed you,” He spoke slowly, “You never wake up this early with your mother.” His voice whined momentarily, his hands cradling the baby as he began preparing a bottle, “Just something I noticed.” Kylo murmured. “You let her sleep for two hours more than me, how unfair.”


Peeping.

Stormtroopers had seen many things in their lives. Some more horrific than others, some more long and strenuous than others. But, walking down a corridor on Starkiller Base during a routinely round of the facility, holding their blasters close to their body, they never expected to hear, let alone, see the infamous tantrum king relaxed, holding a swaddle of a baby. They were wrapped in snug blue blankets, a pacifier in their mouth as they intently listened to Ren babble. his tall, slender and darkly clothed body seemed out of place in the well lit room, and it seemed strange seeing such a man as Ren, one who was notorious for spews of anger and hatred, to be holding  such a small, fragile thing. The Stormtrooper on the right looked over at the other, and without any conscious thought, they remained silent and where they were, peeping through the semi-opened door to watch.


“Mommy went to go get you food,” He said in a baby voice and lifted his child up in his arms, who reacted by lifting their hands and grasping a lock of his thick hair. He jolted, remaining still as the ba “oh, yes she did.” He let go, allowing Kylo to lifted his head once more and press a warm kiss to the tip of his baby’s nose,  “She went to get you some numnums.” They seemed to understand the concept of what Kylo Ren liked to call ‘numnums’ for he made a small mewl of excitement.

The Stormtrooper to the left of the door looked up at his comrade, “This is weird. Should we report to General Hux that Ren refers to food as ‘numnums’ and speaks in a baby voice?”

It took a second of thought before he got a reply, “Affirmative.”


Ideas.

“What do you mean the bloody droid got away?” General Hux said to Kylo, his icy eyes glaring intently. “How do you lose such a droid?” his voice was sharp and unplayful. “Supreme leader Snoke is not going to be happy with this news, Ren.” In that moment, the taller male wanted to tell him that he was particularly happy about it either, but refrained when Kylo remembered the equipment he’d recently destroyed and opted to keep that away from the already angered General.

Kylo’s jaw clenched under his helmet, his right hand being preoccupied to the baby that was strapped to his chest, nibbling at his covered fingers while looking at Hux with large, rounded eyes. “He will understand.” Kylo replied simply, watching as Hux’s gaze dropped to the baby boy, who was smiling at the General.

“Why do you insist on toting that thing around?” Hux asked.

“That thing is my child,” Kylo snarled momentarily, “and yes, to get the attention from lowlifes such as you, I will continue to tote him around.” That was a lie, and Hux figured so. You were out on a mission, and without any proper time to find a suitable Stormtrooper to watch the baby, you to Kylo to look after him.

Hux opened his mouth to speak, but his action was cut short with the dark haired child began babbling, “Ba!” Kylo smirked slightly, “BABABABBBBing flov. Doutlop bada.”

Raising his eyebrows, General Hux chuckled ever so slightly, “He can stay. Got to say, that child has better ideas than you, Ren.”


The Force.

With the baby propped up by a half ring pillow, Kylo looked down at him as he showed particular interest in the helmet sitting between them. Small fingers cupped the metallic part of the helmet, tracing the lines before dropping. Giving his father a cheeky grin, the 7 month old babbled something that Kylo couldn’t understand, but he nodded in agreement regardless, “Tell me about it.” He replied, letting his dark eyes flicker to you, folding a pair of dark black pants.

“He’s starting to talk more,” You told Kylo, chuckling as you did, “He gives me a lot of sass. Especially when it’s lunch time.”

Biting his bottom lip slowly, Kylo looked back at the baby you and he created and began speaking to you gently, “The force is strong in my Family, (Name)…” This, you were already aware of. “Our child…”

“Most likely has it as well.” You whispered quietly, setting the shirt you were folding down and making your way to him. “I’ve thought about that a lot as well,” Your voice was quiet as you admitted such a thing, standing next to your lover and letting your fingers dive through his thick hair, “Kylo… Promise me something.” He didn’t move as you continued, “You must let him make his own choices. Do not force him one way or another. Do not force him to the Darkness, but don’t push him towards the light. Let him find his way, like you have.”

“Of course.” He replied and looked down at the baby who was still entranced by Kylo’s helmet. “I intend… (Name)… On being the father that I wish I had…”

anonymous asked:

That gif set you just posted of Daryl feeding Judith - HIS SMILE in the 3rd one!!!! LOOK AT HOW PROUD HE IS!?! Like check it out y'all, I can dead ass kill a dozen walkers single handedly but also gently hold AND feed a baby w/o dropping her *proud smile* I'm positive that's his first baby experience. I want to cry but at the same time I want to have his babies 😍🍼🙋

OMG I love my anons :D

My dear sweet adorable Nomy, That loud noise you heard after that scene was sound of a million sets of ovaries exploding all at once. I mean how could not love him and want to bear his children after seeing that. 

 I could look at gifs of that moment all day and I have because it’s one my favorite Daryl moments ever. Because I mean he looked like a pro there, for someone who has likely not handled too many babies in his life. Like you said, for a guy that could slay a shit-ton of walkers on his own, taking care of that baby seemed to come very naturally to him. 

That proud smile is so cute (and I love seeing a grinning Oscar in the background too haha) it was like ‘i can’t believe I’m doing this, Merle would shit..’ But damn he was happy for that one moment and it was lovely. 

Remember how adamant he was about going to get the formula in the first place. Because ‘we can lose her too.’  How willing he (and Maggie) were to risk their lives to get the formula in the first place. And I love  how he ran in with the formula and coaxed the baby out of Carl’s arms  so  carefully, and gently held her. I love the way he was talking to her in a soft voice as he was feeding her and rocking her back and forth on his feet. And when he he called her ‘li’l asskicker’  well I think all our hearts melted. It was such a sweet moment. 

The only complaint I have about that scene at all was that Carol was not there to witness that. Her heart would have exploded if she saw that. Her face would show so much pride and love seeing him with that sweet little girl in his arms.  It gives me massive feels just imagining it. 

*takes a moment*

Ok on a serious note, its worth noting that Daryl was essentially looking after Rick’s kids while he took his ‘once a season’ nutty. And I was thinking that even though he was not able to save Sophia or Beth, Li’l Asskicker was one girls life he AND Carol did succeed in saving. 

And Nomy I will always bring this up when anyone wants to talk shit about Daryl, because when Rick  took that hiatus from reality, Daryl was the the one that stepped up, kept things together and looked after his children for him. 

Thank for allowing me to live this lovely moment again. :D <3

Everything is Darvey and nothing hurts...

Remember my post on how to survive shipping?  I refer you to #5:

5. Find an anchor couple

This is HUGE. Loving a tragic couple is…painful. The best way to combat that? Find a couple to love who isn’t so tragic. Or even if they are…their pendulum is swinging towards joy. It eases the pain, I promise you. It gives you something else to focus on and enjoy. When Bangel broke my heart - I found Stelena. When Stelena broke my heart -I found Olicity. And now? I’ve got Captain Swan, Snow & Charming, Dyla, Steroline, Bamon, Joel & Julia, Jack & Emily…lots of couples who are experiencing a lot of hope & joy. Which lends credence to the whole “pendulum swing” idea doesn’t it? Because every couple on this list also experiences great pain.

There are THREE main couples on Suits. Harvey & Mike - the bromance to end all bromance. Mike & Rachel (currently together) and my Suits OTP….Harvey and Donna. For those who don’t want Suits Harvey is the bad ass lawyer and Donna is his loyal, no nonsense, secretary. They are colleagues, best friends and are….

Completely and absolutely, 100% mind boggling, crazy insane, can’t hardly see straight, bang my head against a wall until I’m stupid, in love with one another.

Four years. FOUR YEARS I have watched Suits. And waited. And waited. And waited.   And…nothin. Whole lotta nothin. Sure, they’ve had their small moments but the Suits writers were sailing the shipping vessels of Harvey/Mike and Mike/Rachel for the majority of the show while Donna/Havery or Darvey, as we shippers like to call them, stayed at port. Also, Suits is a procedural so the focus is primarily on case of the week versus relationship developments.

And then this week’s episode aired. I won’t give out any spoilers for those that haven’t tuned in or want to tune in.  I will just say this.  Donna was in trouble. BIG TROUBLE.  And Harvey, for lack of a better word, had to rescue her. There were things said. Harvey was saying things. These things that were said basically made my ovaries explode until I was starting to wonder…

I am referring to my #5 rule because the Darvey feels were the perfect antidote to the Raylicity suck fest we were all subjected to this week. The Olicity ship took a hit and the Darvey ship came through to bail me out. Essentially, everything is Darvey and nothing hurts. My land is Darvey and it is rainbows and unicorns.

But therein lies an important lesson for the Olicity shippers who are feeling disheartened right now. Darvey had almost NO forward movement. To say they were stagnant would be an understatement. Oliver looks emotionally available next to Harvey. And then…BOOM. It was a Darvey onslaught the likes of which I never anticipated. All I had been hoping for basically unleashed in ONE EPISODE.  It just took FOUR YEARS.

So that’s the lesson. You gotta hang in there even when it’s not going your way. Even when there’s no growth or movement. Even when you think it’s just never ever going to happen. You just never know when the writers are going to give you everything you asked for and MORE.  

Also, I don’t think last week’s episode would have been as enjoyable or nearly as sweet and well earned if I hadn’t clocked the four year commitment. All the pain, all the frustration, all the “COME ON ALREADY” was truly worth it in the end. And oh by the way…I’m not saying this because they are together. Because they are not. I’m just saying this because of the things Harvey said. That was enough to make my shipper heart explode. 

So hang in there folks. Find another couple to bring you joy and NEVER EVER stop believing. Because happy days will be here again!

The one thing I cannot even begin to understand is, how is it possible that there are some people who not only don’t find Tom Hiddleston attractive, but rather, they think he’s ugly?! Like…. where from?? The more I try to understand their perspective, the more perfect I find Hiddles…. I mean….!!

How

do

they

find

him

even

slightly

unattractive?

Just

fucking 

look

at 

this

gorgeous

fucking

bastard

1ddenisels  asked:

Oi Sasha, i can't stop thinking about the leeches feeding off Zouis star power. That was the most significant part until now for me. I'm patiently waiting for your analysis. Btw, i love your brain. Ha. xxx

Anonymous said:

*sits in the corner and patiently screams while waiting for your AAOOD review*

Anonymous said:

hey sasha what do you think of aaood3 part 7?

Anonymous said:

Love, I’m eager for your review of aaood part 7 😄

Anonymous said:

Hey hey Sasha Aaood3 7 pleasseeee xxx

positivesay said:

Hopefully you don’t get annoyed but have you done the analysis for the new episode of 1d and if you have can I have a link. Thank you 💕

dingleberrylou said:

i had to come to you RIGHT AWAY to hear what you thought of the new AAOOD3 episode. harry “exploding ovaries” and finding how to “use his star power”, “leeches” who can smell star(power) from anywhere insinuating paparazzi etc (draining louis and making him ill), and zayn being able to remove the leech continuing with all his hair being gone… the shade and deeper meaning is so STRONG. i can’t wait for the next few episodes!!

Anonymous said:

Okey the new episode of aood3 is the shadiest of them all. The leaches suck star power aka beards, duh. I mean that can’t get more obvious. Oh and zayn ’s shaved hair was pure gold moment. Can’t wait for your analysis.

agentnavi said:

Yo Sasha, Mark is getting too real with these AAOOD parts 😂😂😂 I mean Leeches that feed off star power? I don’t think he could be any more obvious about this.

Hi everybody. Sorry for the delay. I had to go live offline for a hot minute. LOL Another intriguing episode. I’ll put my thoughts under a cut because this will be another long one.

Editor’s Note: I took out the cut because it was screwing up on mobile. So sorry for this long ass post clogging up your dash. Blame tumblr!

We pick up with a recap of the big talk.

Oh no you don’t. We’re past this. Right Louis?

There you go. Embrace it. We are who we are…

Henry, aka OT5, is well on his way to becoming a pop culture icon. More than they even realize yet. They’ve got a mission that is bigger than the music.

The guys stumble upon the Abominable Snowman (aka the fame monster) and he’s been subdued for the moment.

And Louis is relieved to find out that Harry has escaped the fame monster.

Still got Harry on the brain. Of course.

Yes it did, Lou. It’s too early to get emo again. Fate is gonna do it’s thing. Fate will bring Harry back to Louis.

Speaking of Harry, he’s still at the palace being schooled on using his star power by Lady Gaga. He’s still a bit of a reluctant celebrity.

That sounds a lot like the real Harry.

The entourage, in the form of Riff Laf, is still being lowkey shady.

While the beards, in the form of Periwinkle, are mute and in the background. *stares at the camera like I’m on The Office* Yes, exactly like real life.

Lady Gaga continues to drop knowledge on Harry, letting him know his situation is not at all unusual.

There’s plenty of celebrities in the exact same closet boat.

But that’s none of our business.

Sip that tea and imagine getting this deleted scene someday. What’s on the chalkboard????

Ok, Harry’s ready to know what exactly is the kind of power he has?

The power of celebrity of course!

They’ve all got “it”. And they need to not squander it.

Because many are called, but the chosen are few. And 1D is chosen. They’re the perfect storm–the right people, the right cause(s) and the right time.

Their star power should be used for more than cheap stunts. There’s actually a way to do good and make a difference. But first they’ve gotta learn how to work it. The need is most urgent for Harry, because he’s still 1DHQ’s bottom bitch. They have plans to pimp him out for profit in the cheapest most fame hungry ways. He’s gotta learn and quick.

And so he learns.

And channels the power.

Did you catch that thirsty entourage at the end? They’re just excited about the power.

Harry goes for it. He finally knows he has the power and can harness it.

His aim is a lil’ off tho…

His power still lies primarily in inciting lust.

That’s ok, bby. It’s a process and you’re getting there.

Even the shady entourage gotta give Harry his props. His star power is bona fide. Recognize.

At any point will Periwinkle be allowed to voice a thought?? Ahhh, it’s so hard to be just a beaver.

Gaga is not done breaking it down for Harry. Oh Harry, you have no idea how deep the rabbit hole is…yet.

Ummm hmmm…

I am intrigued. Please, continue.

Yaaaass Gaga, tell him! How long have so many of us been screaming this? Your shady ass, shifty ass, double agent ass, team!! Don’t trust ‘em!

You betta stay woke, Harry. There’s thieves in the temple!

This is serious. These mofos will use you, lose you and leave your dead career and trashed reputation right where they lay.

Speaking of shady, shifty, double agent team members, the Conductor returns. And this time he isn’t even gonna pretend he’s on 1D’s side.

He’s on a mission to get them back in line, by any means necessary. Looks like he’s got them where he wants them. But you can always count on Niall. That dude is rock solid. Take a moment to appreciate. You need more Niall in your life.

He’s got a plan.

And it’s freakin’ genius. It’s my headcanon that the cookies represent girls. We could probably also surmise that they’re fangirls. 1D’s fangirls are about to turn on 1D’s team and create a whole new set of problems they’ll need to work around. 

Go fangirls go! Give ‘em hell! The Conductor is disoriented and needs to regroup.

The Head Villain in Charge sees this and recognizes the need for a new plan. For now, I’m thinking the big villain is a group of people embodied in one character. It’s 1DHQ. People like the creepy Conductor are team members that work for 1DHQ and interact with 1D more regularly. So the HVIC plots and produces a new plan.

1D’s fight is far from over. If 1D’s team can’t keep them in line, then maybe these leeches can. I wanna say the leeches are the media. The ones who give 1DHQ’s stunts and slander an audience for profit.

So the public trashing commences. And no surprise, it’s the ringleaders they go after first.

They take Louis down. Louis whipped, loved up boyfriend with the girlfriend who is a girl. Louis, who lashes out at fans on twitter because of the girlfriend who is a girl. Louis the homophobe. Louis the hard partier. Louis the drug user. Louis the groupie impregnator. Louis the baby ignorer. See what they did there?

Next up is Zayn.

Zayn the sullen, silent, bad boy. Zayn the serial cheater. Zayn the drug user. Zayn the emotionally unstable. Zayn the disloyal. And worst of all, Zayn the quitter.

By the time they’re done with Zayn, they’ve scalped him like Delilah did Samson. They’ve taken the source of his power, which is represented by his always fabulous mane of hair. They’ve kicked him outta the band and the leeches are running with a “Zayn quit” narrative.

Now listen up because this is hella important. Look at the tears. Those tears mean this wasn’t Zayn’s choice. The scalping represents 1DHQ kicking him out of the band and the media frenzy that ensued. ACKNOWLEDGE ZAYN’S PAIN. RECOGNIZE ZAYN’S PAIN. Zayn is NOT a villain.

Now what comes next is also very important.

Henry, the embodiment of 1D, offers consolation and encouragement to Zayn. That means, imo, that there’s never been a rift or bad blood between OT4 and Zayn. That was simply another nasty 1DHQ narrative pushed by the leeches in the media.

Louis in particular tells Zayn to stay strong. This means there was never any Zouis rift. The twitter nonsense was fake.

Zouis remains solid–partners in crime and ringleaders of the rebellion.

There’s too much history for there not to be love.

And as a result, Zayn rallies once again.

But there’s more trouble on the horizon.

*pause*

Did Louis see this coming? Did he get a sneak preview? Was this foreshadowing? Discuss.

Welp, 1DHQ isn’t giving up without the mother of all fights. So a drained Louis and Henry look on as Zayn and Niall are surrounded by a squad of bad guys.

Oh no, they ain’t done with Zayn yet. What? Did? I ? Tell? You? Zayn is not a free man…not yet. And Niall? Did you think they’d let him off scot free? Nope. Didn’t we get evidence of that with meth-gate? And didn’t we just get more evidence of that with Nelena? This cartoon is unreal.

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So I really want to get into EXO but I have no idea who they and their personalities. And who to ship who with who cause I'm trash with ships. Can you help me please? Also your blog gives me life. And the one with grey hair makes my ovaries explode.

Welcome to the life ruiners called EXO. We have two side to exo, exo m (who sing in Chinese) and exo k (who sing in Korean), but they are one! They are all dorks basically. I shall give a small intro for each ^-^. EXO showtime is a good show to watch too, that’s how I learned about them. (click the read more to read cause this is a long post)

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World of Christian Grey  FSOG Movie Review

So, now that the movie is a success and that is has proven immune to the critics reviews, and now that most of you have seen it, I’ll share with you my thoughts on the film. If you indeed have not yet seen the film, you may want not to read this. 

I have held back writing a review because I have been trying to sort out my feelings and thoughts.  I have read every single critics review out there.  I have read all of your comments, publicly posted and privately messaged to me.  I watched the movie twice in less than 24 hours the first day it became available in my city.  I left town for the weekend, went to Walt Disney World, and still through every single long line I made and through the long hours of driving, all I could do was think about the film vs. the books, and what I liked and didn’t like.  It hasn’t been an easy process…I could probably write a thesis…I have written a lot so far…so, like director Sam Taylor-Johnson and  screenwriter Kelly Marcel, I will “condense” my thoughts as much as possible.

I give FSOG a solid B…a 7 out of 10…a 4 out of 5.

Part of my difference in opinion with some of you may be the fact that I am a man and as such I will intrinsically perceive things different from the majority of you, who are women.  Our point of views will definitely differ depending on which character you identified yourself the most within the books.  You see, I identified myself with Christian, not because of being into BDSM (I am not) or because being rich and powerful (I am not).  I identified myself with him because I too have felt that I am/was fifty shades of fucked up and, like Christian, I was blessed to have found someone who “freed” me through love and intimacy.  My blog has always been Christian-centered (hence the name World of Christian Grey).  The book may have been written from Ana’s point of view, but the focus is Christian…understanding him…loving him…saving him.  He is the “holy grail [we]’ve got to find”, to borrow from Ellie Goulding’s lyrics. The book is called Fifty Shades of Grey…not Fifty Strengths of Steele…and it is here where my first, let’s call it, “issue” with the film version lies.

You see, I feel that in watching the film we got a slightly different story. The film does not focus on Christian…it focuses on Ana.  The sense of mystery in the book driving us to want to know why Christian is the way he is, seems to be sacrificed in the film for a focus on what will Ana do.  Somehow, Christian always remains on the outside, on our peripheral…very elusive.

In the process we get to see a better Ana than the written Ana. Ana in the book was really naive and she was really intimidated by Christian. She wasn’t very expressive with her emotions and feelings at the beginning, and she was as much as an enigma to Christian as he was to her. In the books we so see Ana blossom, kind of grow up before our eyes, and find her voice. But the Ana in Sam Taylor’s and Kelly Marcel’s FSOG is a strong young woman from the get go. She doesn’t take any of Kate snide remarks…and she never really seems intimidated by Christian…like ever. She holds her own during their cute meet.  She is in absolute control during the contract negotiation meeting, having being her the one that called the business meeting…while in the book it was Christian the one in control of the meeting, having opted for an intimate romantic dinner at The Heathman with a very aphrodisiac menu (I wouldn’t call an untouched sushi plate necessarily an aphrodisiac).  In Atlanta Ana does not give any indication that she will spend the night with Christian, even though in the book that is the night of the infamous tampon scene. By the end of the movie, the Ana that leaves Christian is a very determined woman who is really hurt and pissed…she is not the torn woman from the book who becomes very despondent as a way to protect herself from the heartbreak she is experiencing. She is heartbroken alright, but she is not about to listen to any of Christian’s crap. She simply has had it and she wants him to stay away from her. This Ana the feminist will adore. I, myself, like her a lot. She is very real! I just don’t see how this Ana will ever go back to him.

Which brings me to him…you see, the Christian Grey in Taylor-Johnson’s and Marcel’s FSOG seems less than the written Christian Grey, especially when compared to Ana’s more. That the screen presence of Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey is sure to make anyone’s ovaries explode, is a given. I am sure that when Jamie walks into a room, women surely flush, stutter and grow weak at the knees, much like Christian did in the books (Anastasia speaks of it throughout the trilogy). We, however, never see that in the movie…and somehow I didn’t buy it either, because whereas the book Christian seems larger than life, the movie Christian looks like…just Jamie.

The written Christian was imposing, commanding, intimidating. Yes, the book Christian was guarded, detached from the rest of the world that exists and moves beneath him. But the movie Christian Grey comes more often as taciturn rather than intimidating. And “taciturn” was the word most often used in the books to describe Ray, Taylor, and even sometimes Ana…never Christian. The monologue by Christian as Ana sleeps was a brilliant way to introduce background to Christian’s fucked-upness…and it also introduces the concept that Christian might be into little brown haired women that remind him of his mother.  But when the “real” Christian Grey finally shows up is towards the end…and then the movie ends.

The biggest attribute missing from the book-Christian in the movie version, however, is his god-like prowess when it comes to sex. Three times during the book series Ana refers to Christian as a “sex god”, twice as “Mr. Sexpert”, and she refers to his “sexpertise” three additional times. That is not just because of his looks…Christian knows how to please a woman. We believe the book-Christian when he explains that BDSM is more about pleasure than pain because we see him focusing in giving Ana pleasure, both in and out of the playroom. The sex scenes in the book are not only erotic because of the narrative…they are erotic because Christian talks to Ana through it all. He reminds her every step of the way how beautiful she is, how good she tastes, how impressed he is with how “ready” she always is for him, what he wants to do to her and what he will do to her…and Ana responds to him by wanting more sex and growing as insatiable of him as he is of her.  Movie Christian in the playroom, however, simply looks like Jamie with a flogger…never do we see Christian sex expert and god…not once.

Now, I can understand that my female friends will prefer romanticized sex scenes over graphic scenes, for the most part, whereas us, men, are more visual and hardcore.  However, the book did not romanticized sex.  Yes, we get to “experience” with Ana what she is experiencing from her very naïve perspective, and Ana never uses “explicit” language herself…but we do get to “know” all the explicit details of what Christian is doing to Ana.  Which brings me to the questions…would the books have been such a success if instead of all the juicy details they gave us they would have simply described what we saw in the movie?  What we saw would have probably been written like “He mounted me and my world faded as we became one, and I saw the reflection of his firm back reflected in the glass of the skylight as he impaled me with his manhood”…end scene.  Gurl, really?!?!  Let’s be real for a moment…you didn’t skipped all the juice details in the book every time they had sex when you were reading it, right? So, don’t tell me that the scenes were “SO HOT”.  They were “OK”…for a PG-13 movie.  I have just seen hotter sex scenes in HBO.  The ONLY reason this movie got an R rating was because it showed a lot of her flesh, and pubic hair, and we got a glimpse of the base if his penis…and, of course, the slight element of BDSM and the number of times the word “fuck” was said.

You see, it all boils down to math.  The work set before the screenwriter and the director, particularly for Sam Taylor-Johnson in the cutting room, was daunting.  They had to decide what to add, what to subtract, what to divide and what to multiply.  Added was the strength to Ana’s character and the scenes that hence had to be written to accommodate this new Ana.  Subtracted was all the spice that made the books a success and Christian’s intimidation factor. Multiplied was the love story side, while the sexual aspect was diluted.

And, while speaking of math, let me remind you of something…FSOG the book has in total 13 sex scenes and a total 37 recorded orgasms (20 for Ana, 17 for Christian).  FSOG the movie has 4 sex scenes, and a slight glimpse at an orgasm by Ana and Christian (one each), so fleeting that I took me watching the movie a second time to notice Christian’s orgasm…yup…

Lost were also other scenes that at some point it seems were going to make it to the movie but didn’t.  Some of these omissions worked.  For instance, one of the first scenes ever filmed during production was that of Christian running in the rain after the break-up and of a lost Ana getting wet as she arrives to her apartment.  These shots would have given us an ending that would have been more in line with the book.  The director’s choice, however, was simply brilliant, and these shots never made it to the movie.

Other omissions, though, made the film feel a little choppy, especially if you were familiar with the book.  For instance, the whole “I am meeting your parents with no panties on” scene was lost in the cutting room.  All the elements for the scene were set: we see Christian taking Ana’s panties and putting them in the back of his jeans (after sniffing them)…we see him ask her if she has everything she needs when she comes down the stairs, implying that he knows she has no panties on…and then it all just gets lost from there.  We also see in one minute Jose trying to kiss Ana and getting pushed away from her by Christian…the next time we see him he is in Ana’s apartment helping with the move…no explanation as to how they patched things up.  Christian is supposed to be very upset when he finds out that Jose was involved in the move…but in the movie we can’t really see the Christian-Jose feud.

Which brings me to the secondary characters…most of them, with the exception of Kate and Ana’s mom, are basically cameo appearances; and as such, they seem pretty much pointless.  Take for instance Mia.  The purpose of Mia in the books is to show Christian’s softer side to Ana.  He truly loves Mia and she is the only person whom he doesn’t mind touching him on his chest.  He is very protective of her.  In the movie Mia and Christian had absolutely no contact whatsoever.  In fact, Christian seems so foreign to his family that one wonders what he is even doing there! It was like this scene “had” to be in the movie, and it ended up in the movie, but for the wrong reasons. 

The biggest surprised of this production is without a doubt Dakota.  I don’t think that any of us was ready for how absolutely amazing she was in the film.  Jamie, on the other hand…what can I say…he is gorgeous…the rumble of his voice reaches you “down there”, like Ana would say.  The moments that he lost control of his American accent bothered me less the second time I watched the movie…the most noticeable moment being in the pool house (a.k.a. the boat house scene in the book) when he says “Hearts and flowers…that is something I don’t know”…the “know” sounding more like “NO” in Jamie’s Irish accent.  This, of course, for my non-“American” friends was not noticeable as most of your versions were dubbed, and you may not be completely familiarized with the “American” accents.  One thing that was really noticeable, though, was Jamie’s struggle with this walk…especially when he walks across the screen to the conference room table during the contract-negotiation scene.  Ultimately, I was left feeling like I needed MORE out of the movie version of Christian; but any deficiencies may not lie with Jamie’s performance, and rather with the way the character was written and directed for the film.  Like Jessica Rabbit, Jamie’s choice as sexiest fictional character, would say, “I’m not bad; I’m just drawn that way”.

The producers have their work cut-out for them for the FSD.  FSOG records 30 orgasms in total during 13 sex scenes…FSD documents 33 PLUS another 18 implied, for a grand total of 51 orgasms in the book during 22 sex scenes.  Almost double the sex of FSOG!!! Not only that, FSD is the most action packed of the three books…in other words, there is A LOT to cut.  Hopefully the producers do take heed to some of the comments by critics and feedback from the fans and give us MORE for FSD.

GOODNESS GRACIOUS VIXX HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS

Cheezy: Ken. My second bae. Your cyborg is the only one that I didn’t find really creepy at first. I remember when you used to be fluffy, now you are just bonafide sexy.

Dearly: I can’t even tell you how much I love this concept! When I first saw them in this costume I was like: “Awwwww shiiiit! Gotta go to the ovary factory tomorrow and pick me up a new set.”

Cheezy: This part was just beautiful. The choreography was full of emotion and N with blue eyes had me all in my feels. N is perf.

Dearly: Oh gosh the choreography! They plugged him in and charged him up and it was just WOW. But then I was like: “Why is someone always getting stabbed in your dances?”

Cheezy: I love this outfit. I’m feeling these tassels a little too much. N looks really…inviting right here. Take that however you want it.

Dearly: No. No no no NO. This is call kinds of no. It’s better than the tassels he had on in Voodoo Doll, but just fuckin…stop.

Cheezy: HongBin’s voice was deeper than the Mariana Trench at this part. Oh, can I put you in a picture frame? A frame that says best friend, lover, and forever around it. It’ll be made out of marble to represent the marble stone you were carved from. 

Dearly: I TOLD YOU. I TOLD ALL OF YOU. HE RIPPED RIGHT THROUGH MY HEART, PUN SLIGHTLY INTENDED. I QUIT. I’M GOING TO THE STORE AND BUYING ALL THE BEAN DIP. AND NEW OVARIES BECAUSE THEY ALL FUCKING EXPLODED WHEN HIS VOICE MOLESTED MY EARDRUMS. FUCK. I THINK I’M PREGNANT.

Cheezy: To the left!

Cheezy: To the right!…and then you never see him or hear from him again. They are going to stop doing that to you! T_T

Dearly: Don’t get me started. I’m so pissed. So pissed I don’t want to talk about it.

Cheezy: Bruh, I only got two things to say: 1) Who put that tin foil on your head? 2) You remind me of Jaejoong in his Mine video.

Dearly: I literally had to pause the video and say “What the fuck?” Every time he reappeared with that shit on his head I groaned. I was already trying to get over N’s hat and here he goes looking like a metal banana.

Cheezy: Ken…you look like you’re wearing a broken slinky. A slinky that was cut up and then they were like “Put your arms in it and sing!” DearlyB said that you can’t cut a slinky, but I beg to differ and I say someone in Jellyfish found out how.

Dearly: This shirt actually isn’t that bad, but when he turns to the side it’s just no. NO.

Cheezy: This choreo was on point. The synchronisity, the emotion, the facial expressions. Bruh, Vixx slayed.

Dearly: Ravi…is that a safety pin belt? Wait. That’s not even a belt. They’re just attached to your shirt? Wait N has one on his tie. And Leo has them on his ass? Alright Jellyfish.

Cheezy: ISN’T HE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL?! There’s was so much Leo in this video and I loved every minute of it. Someboy go write me a Leo fan fiction based on Error! PLEASE. Das BAE y'all.

Dearly: If anyone is going to write a fic based on this it’s gonna be about Hongbong. I NEED MY BEANDIP!

Cheezy: Okay? 

Dearly: Lol wait! I laughed at this part because like, the Men in Black just popped up out of nowhere and tried to steal his girlfriend. And why did they use that word? There could have been a better word than that.

Cheezy: Everyone stop what you’re doing and pretend that you’re YoungGi for a moment. Pretend HongBin is kissing your hair and pretend like you may never see him again. Feel the love radiating from his robot body. FEEL IT! This was one of my favorite parts of the MV because it just screamed true love even though she died and he brought her back just for them to separate again. Can I have a HongBin?

Dearly: The only thing I noticed in this scene was Kong’s ass. Like did it get bigger or are his pants too big? It just looks so round.

Cheezy: I was a dancer for 14 years, and I can say that I have never seen a more graceful turn than Ravi’s. The arch of his back and the perfect bent shape of his leg. I forgot the technical term for this ballet looking move, but Ravi I applaud you. You would think that you would see N giving this kind of gracefulness, but he’s too busy over there being manly with it. Let’s not talk about how awkward Hyuk’s is. And HongBin looks like he’s trying to scratch something he can’t reach.

Dearly: Ah Ravi. I could watch you spin all day.

Cheezy: Error. Ha.

Dearly: Yes! I got an error when I was making the screens for this post! I almost threw my computer! But this has to be a sign!

Cheezy: Seriously? 

Dearly: Yes. Seriously. I swear tumblr did that on purpose. Either that or Jellyfish hacked our shit when we watched the video. Now I feel like I’m being watched.

Cheezy: Overall, I give this MV 10/10 stars and more. Everything about it was awesome except I wish some of them had more screen time. I really love the song and Vixx…Vixx they slayed. I know I said that already, but I’m saying it again. I love them. Now everyone, please go and watch their video like crazy and vote for the music shows if you can! ^_^ P.S.: DearlyB is threatening to take Leo away from me because of this video. Ha. HAHAHAHA. That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

Dearly: This song, video, concept, dance are all amazing. I could sit here and point put some technical things I didn’t like, but that’s dumb. The video rocks. I had to watch it 4 times to figure out what the eff was going on, but I eventually understood it. I watched it about…5 more times after that just cuz. The more I watched it the more I wanted to cry. It’s such a nice story. Brayvo Vixx. I’m still mad about Hyuk. Hongbin is my new side hoe. And Leo…I’ll go get some marriage papers ready. How does Cheezy expect me to stay away when he’s all up in my face for 5 minutes looking like a cyber faerie prince?! I just declared that N was my new bias last week (sorry Hyuk, but you still my boy) and now Hongbin and Leo tagged teamed stomping on my heart. Ugh. How do I go on…

scillian  asked:

Would you write a 8 from the Kissing Fic Meme with Sterek if you feel inspired? Thabk you for delighting us every day with your work!

Thank you for the lovely comment! Since I know you enjoyed Werewolf Married, I decided to do this fic as a one shot timestamp in this verse, set about 2 months post-series end. It can be read as a stand alone, of course. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it!

Babysitting Peanut. Stiles/Derek. Teen.

Derek and Stiles babysit Luke as a favor for Allison & Scott.

“Remind me to never ever trust Aly when she flashes the dimples and asks for a favor.”

“I’ve tried reminding you of that several times in recent months, but you always tell me to stop being so negative before warning me that Allison is one half of your poly platonic life partnership, so I need to be nice.”

“See, that right there? That’s what keeps preventing you from being an amazing husband, Derek.” Stiles waggles a finger at Derek and tries not to grin. “If you’d stop with the ridiculously good memory that you seem to only have whenever it’s used for repeating random conversations we’ve had that can now be used against me, you might transition from good to amazing.”

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1,000 Post

Wooo… 1,000 post in my 10 1/2 th months! How? Just how… O_O … did I spend so much time doing nothing?? 
I’d love to do something more than just posting a bunch of words but I don’t have the time to be creative :(

(( … wasting your time instead of doing something else ))

Anyway, under the cut… a shoutout for people who make my Tumblr experience awesome…

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