We were joking about this last night which resulted in this:
TG: rose i need you to come over and answer the door for me
TT: Did someone hire a deep web hitman to kill you?
TG: no im not that lucky
TG: i sexted the pizza guy
TG: pizza girl
TG: pizza person of indeterminate gender
TT: Perhaps even, the Papa John himself?
TT: Would you call him “daddy”?
TG: fuck off
TT: I didn’t know you were sexually excited by placing delivery orders.
TT: Are all those takeout menus on the fridge pornography?
TG: i thought it was an automated system it was a joke ok
TG: but now theyre saying if i dont give them the biggest tip theyve ever seen theyre showing my texts to their manager
TT: I don’t think extortion is an industry standard.
TT: Maybe they are owned by the mob.
TG: they know where i live rose
TG: they could show up at any moment to deliver hot and cheesy retribution
TT: Was it a sausage pizza?
turntechGodhead [TG] has blocked tentacleTherapist [TT]
turntechGodhead [TG] has unblocked tentacleTherapist [TT]
TG: please help me