Lily: No! Harry!
James: *panicking* I know that spell from somewhere, Blondie needs help immediately. Merlin’s pants Myrtle he’s not dead STOP shouting!
Lily: He’s about to be, it can’t be.. no. That bloody book, that is a very dark spell Jamie
Sirius: Trust me knows, he was hit by it.
James: *through his teeth* Padfoot!
Sirius: We are all dead Prongs, it doesn’t matter if she knows or not really.
James: You son of a–
Sirius: Bitch. I know, I lived with her for sixteen years.
James: Doesn’t matter.
Lily: *fuming* I. said. WHO
James: *giving up* Snivellus. Dumbledore healed me pretty fast, I didn’t have many scars so I decided to keep it to myself than to hurt you.
Sirius: Speak of the devil
*Snape heals Draco and comes back to order Harry to bring his school bag*
Lily: He’s gonna have to give that stupid book to him eventually
Sirius: *smirking* Not necessarily
Lily: Sirius, I will drag you to hell myself and hand you over to Walburga if you don’t shut it.
James: He’s going to the Room of Requirements to hide his book, I can’t believe we didn’t include that in the Map.
Lily: Jamie, this is so not the time love.
James: Alright alright, got it.
*Snape checks Harry’s copy of Advanced Potion Making”
Sirius: Seriously Harry? Roonil Wazlib and the best you can come up with is “That’s my nickname”?
Lily: He’s in so much trouble, he’s done for–
James: Lily calm down a little.
Lily: He almost killed that boy!
Sirius: Well he’s up to something for Voldemort, didn’t you see his arm?
Lily: Doesn’t mean he has to die! Don’t you ever think of Regulus and how he was forced into all of this?
Sirius: Don’t you dare talk about him again Evans.
Lily: I– I’m sorry.
*“Well, we shall see how you feel after your detentions,” said
Snape. “Ten o’clock Saturday morning, Potter. My office.”
“But sir…” said Harry, looking up desperately. “Quidditch… the last match of the…”
“Ten o’clock,” whispered Snape, with a smile that showed his
yellow teeth. “Poor Gryffindor, fourth place this year, I
James: That fucking wanker, he did that on purpose. He’s gonna miss the final game. I miss the days with Charlie Weasley, he was one hell of a captain *both Sirius and Lily don’t talk* I will never understand why he went for dragons instead of eternal glory on the field.
*Day of the match and Harry’s detention*
Sirius: Snivellus didn’t just give him our detentions to go through.
James: Yes, yes he did.
Sirius: Merlin I hate him more than I did 20 years ago, I never thought that was possible.
Lily: *shyly* He does that to make sure he reads your name, Sirius. Harry is used to his comments about James but your absence is new to him. He’s just being his cruel self.
Sirius: Well fuck him, Jamie how is the game going?
James: Not bad, not bad at all. Redhead is actually pretty good.
*Hour and a half later*
James: *cheering* THEY WON!
Lily: *surprised* Really?
James: Redhead caught the snitch! I can’t believe this, they won!
*half an hour later*
Sirius: Harry’s off of detention and he’s going to the common room now.
James: Well, a pleasant surprise will be waiting for him.
Lily: Ah look at them, there’s Ginny oh.. OH! Well that’s a way to celebrate
Sirius: YES! LOOK AT THE LITTLE FAWN
James: *dancing* SHE’S A REDHEAD MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE
Sirius: *grinning* Resemblance is uncanny.
Lily: Harry, love maybe that’s enough, Ron is watching.
James: And she loves Quidditch!
Lily: Molly’s gonna be happy
Sirius: Happy is a very underrated word but wait til the twins find out.
James: And have you seen one of her Bat-Bogey hexes? That girl is awesome.
Sirius: If you are done swooning over your future bride Prongs..
Lily: He secretly wanted them to be together since he rescued Ginny from the Chamber of Secrets, leave him be. It took Harry sometime to take his head out of his ass to see Ginny.
Sirius: *smirking* Evans! That’s your son you are talking about and that reminds me of someone.
Lily: *smiling* Oh shut it Black.
James: Nice one Pads, he’s right you know. Everyone knew you were swooning over me for a good six months before you finally accepted you liked me.
Lily: Except for you, Jamie.
James: Whatever. It’s like us but involving a lot less hexes.
Sirius: He’s like a teenager girl whose two favourite characters finally got together.
James: Fuck off Pads.
Lily: He was like that when you and Remus got together, too.
James: So what? Can’t I be happy for people I love?
Sirius: Sure you can but maybe be a little less enthusiastic?
James: *raising an eyebrow* You are one to talk
Sirius: Okay, got it. I’m out.
Lily: What just happened?
James: Nothing important. Ah! Look at them walking around in the castle talking, if her hair was a bit darker they would look exactly like us.
Lily: *putting his head on James’ shoulder* You are relentless.
James: Tell me you don’t like this.
Lily: I love it.
James: Exactly my point.