i think japan wants to kill austria

nations as Rick and Morty quotes part 2

Germany: She shot me right in the liver. It’s the hardest working liver in the galaxy, and now there’s a hole in it.  

Italy: What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now?


Prussia: Gilbert was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball, because my hair is pretty and white.

Romano: I’m late for class, bitch. Oh no, I’m not wearing pants!

Switzerland: YOU KILLED MY GUN!

Austria: Oh, that’s all right… if I wanted to be sober, I wouldn’t have gotten drunk!

Hungary: I will kill anyone, anywhere. I’m very discreet, I have no code of ethics. Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter to me - I just love killin’.

Liechtenstein:  I don’t know where you think I expect you got this, but the only way your dumbass assin’ ass asses could ever have one is if it was stolen.

The 2Ps as lyrics by Twenty One Pilots.

2P!America: “This is not rap, this is not hip-hop; just another attempt to make the voices stop.” // Heavy Dirty Soul

2P!China: “The songs on the radio are okay, but my taste in music is your face.” // Tear In My Heart

2P!England: “Won’t you stay alive? I’ll take you on a ride; I will make you believe you are lovely.” // Lovely

2P!France: “I’d live for you, and that’s hard to do – even harder to say when you know it’s not true.” // Ride

2P!Russia: “You fell asleep in my car, I drove the whole time, but that’s okay I’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine. I’m driving here I sit, cursing my government for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement.” // Tear In My Heart

2P!Italy: “Regardless, all these songs I’m hearing are so heartless. Don’t trust a perfect person and don’t trust a song that’s flawless.” // Lane Boy

2P!Germany: “Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol’ days, when our mommas sang us to sleep but now we’re stressed out.” // Stressed Out

2P!Japan: “Shaking hands with the dark parts of my thoughts.” // Doubt

2P!Canada: “All these questions they’re for real, like who would you live for? Who would you die for? And, would you ever kill?” // Ride

2P!Romano: “I used to say ‘I want to die before I’m old,’ but because of you I might think twice.” // We Don’t Believe What’s On TV

2P!Austria: “Yo, you, bulletproof in black like a funeral. The world around us is burning but we’re so cold; it’s the few, the proud, and the emotional.” // Fairly Local

2P!Prussia: “Scared of my own ceiling, scared I’ll die of uncertainty. Fear might be the death of me; fear leads to anxiety. Don’t know what’s inside of me.” // Doubt