nations as Rick and Morty quotes part 2
Germany: She shot me right in the liver. It’s the hardest working liver in the galaxy, and now there’s a hole in it.
Italy: What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now?
Japan: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO RELAX?! It is a PARADOX.
Prussia: Gilbert was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball, because my hair is pretty and white.
Romano: I’m late for class, bitch. Oh no, I’m not wearing pants!
Switzerland: YOU KILLED MY GUN!
Austria: Oh, that’s all right… if I wanted to be sober, I wouldn’t have gotten drunk!
Hungary: I will kill anyone, anywhere. I’m very discreet, I have no code of ethics. Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter to me - I just love killin’.
Liechtenstein: I don’t know where you think I expect you got this, but the only way your dumbass assin’ ass asses could ever have one is if it was stolen.