i think jane is really cute

anonymous asked:

I have a very important question, that I can't stop thinking about. Does Dallas like his freckles?

Hi I just woke up. Hmmm I’ve never thought about this. I guess he does? For the most part he barely even notices them. It’s a few freckles scattered from the bridge of his nose to his cheeks.
He’s got sensitive skin and when he plays during the summer, the freckles start multiplying. Like all over his face and his back.

Malek: he.
Malek: you won’t believe this,
Yasmin: try me
Malek: I like someone
Yasmin: deets.
Malek: it’s a boy
Yasmin: a boy
Yasmin: hence, he.
Malek: he has red hair.
Yasmin: sounds white
Malek: I just said re- Yasmin, no! It’s. His hair is really red. Like freaking. Strawberry. Mary-Jane Watson.
Yasmin: go on
Malek: his eyes are brown. And they’re like. Really big. All doe eyes.
Yasmin: uhuh
Malek: he has. His face is all. Sunkissed. And.. fuck, man..
Malek: freckles?? Are cute?? Since when???? It’s cute on him??? They’re just freckles and I can’t stop thinking about the ones between his eyes?? Help.
Malek: I sat behind him during English and I couldn’t stop staring at the back of his neck?? I wanted to hold him gently by the back of his neck?? Does that make sense.
Yasmin: choke him? Dear Lord, Malek that’s kinky.
Malek: No!! Shut up you nasty old woman. I’m hanging up. I need air

Fancasts :)

Marauders:

James Potter- Aaron Taylor Johnson

Ive always gone along with the crowd with this one ATJ is THE perfect James no doubt about it like look at him 

Sirius Black- Ben Barnes

Again another crowd pleaser but seriously (lol) look at him he is the physical  embodiment of Sirius.. the smirk the hair everything hes perfect 

Remus Lupin- Andrew Garfield 

This is undisputed for me because Andrew has that nerdish vibe, yet still gives off the essences of a laid back, chill guy and idk that is Remus for me

Severus Snape- Louis Garrel 

This was hard cause Louis Garrel is so hot and I hate Snape so much but he has the features and the hair and it just works and i hate it 

Peter Pettigrew- Jamie Bell

Again another hatred for a character but love for an actor.. Jamie Bell afain just works his got smaller pointier features like Peter would have but like i still hate pettigrew 

Lily Evans- Karen Gillian 

Karen has always been Lily for me because she gives of the hot headed nerdish girl and there are some edits out there of her and ATJ that have driven me to tears with how perfect it is so yes she is Lily

Regulus Black- Dane DeHaan 

Dane is one of my favorite actors and Regulus is one of my favorite characters even though he isnt mentioned much until the end hes a fallen hero of sorts and Dane portrays the cool yet serious and loyal guy that Regulus would be.. hed be the fallen hero and i love it

Marlene Mckinnon- Natalie Dormer 

NATALIE DORMER IS MY FAVORITE ACTRESS OF ALL TIME AND SHES SO HOT IM SO IN LOVE WITH HER……. anyway… Marlene had to have been like the most attractive badass human being to get Sirius Black to fall n love with her and Natalie is the definition of hot and badass like that smirk and those eyes and my god i love her 

Next Generation: 

Teddy Lupin- Hunter Parrish 

I had Luke Newberry before but i was scrolling through some things and Hunter Parrish just like was perfect like it all just clicked.. Teddy i feel would just be adorable yet so hot that all the girls would fawn over him yet hed be so blind to how attractive he really is

James Sirius Potter- Robbie Sheehan

Ive seen so many people fancasted as James Sirius and the only one whose ever stuck with me is Robbie… Robbie is sarcastic and gives off a snarky “i dont give a fuck” attitude and that is James.. His smile is what sold me tho.. its a smile that just hints at charming and troublemaking and i love it

Albus Rubeus Potter- Logan Lerman 

I fought myself for so long putting Logan here but he really is perfect.. i saw an edit somewhere that had ATJ, Dan Radcliffe, and him all next to each other and it just worked so well that i couldnt refuse 

Lily Luna Potter- Jane Levy

Jane Levy fits the bill for me because she has Harry’s eyes and Ginny hairs so its a perfect combo in my eyes and i love it she has the attitude of someone whose has to deal with James Sirius and Albus for brothers too so lol

Hugo Weasley- PJ Ligouri

PJ is just so cute and adorable and sweet and i think Hugo would be the exact same like for this its more personality than face but i feel PJ also has a ron like build being tall and lanky and his eyes with Hermiones hair and sharp features ugh i love it 

Rose Weasley- Sophie Turner

SOPHIE IS BAE AH she has Rons hair obviously and his eyes.. again this is more personality cause i picture Rose as fiery and adventurous and snarky and bubbly and that is what Sophie is 

Scorpius Malfoy- Bertie Gilbert

This is a bit obvious but like Bertie is so sweet yet so hot and also i thought hed look good with Sophie (oops im scorose trash) 

Victoire Weasley- Elizabeth Olsen 

I typed in Victoire Weasley Actress in google cause i wanted to see and get ideas and i scrolled fown really far till i saw Lizzie and i was like YASSS shes just perfect shes so gorgeous and gives off a veela vibe but she also has a little werewolf in her so shes tough and idk i think its perfect plus her and hunter would be SO CUTE 

Dominique Weasley- Britt Robertson

I always felt Dominique would be a lot like Bill personality wise, yet look more like Fleur with her hair and her softer features and i love it ah

Louis Weasley- Daniel Sharman 

Hes just so hot and such a charmer with i feel a shyer side and that it Louis to me 

Molly Weasley- Chloe Grace Moretz

Clhoe just has softer features and is so adorable and I feel like Percy’s kids would be precious and so sweet and thats just what Chloe gives off

Lucy Weasley- Georgie Henley 

This is the same as Chloe like Georgie looks so kind and sweet and i love it 

Fred Weasley II- Jacob Artist 

Seeing as Fred is half black half white, i wanted someone who could definitely embody both and Jacob just fit that.. he has a mix of sharper features and softer features which i think works for George and Angelina 

Roxanne Weasley- Zoe Kravitz 

Zoe is just such a badass and so punk rock and hard and i always thought Roxanne would be the same.. she gives off a punky vibe to me and i love this 

Lorcan and Lysander Scamander- Jack and Finn Harries 

i think Jack and Finn are the perfect combo of crazy and weird and off in their own world and yet still quite hot and i mean Luna’s kids had to be stunning so 

Id like some feedback guys i love all these people theyre all so attractive and idk they all work in my opinion

btw none of the gifs are mine :)

All the Web Series

Hey everyone!

So my lovely sister suggested that I make a masterpost of all my favourite web series, so I started off by listing all the web series I’ve ever watched………and there are a lot. So many that I think I might have an eensy bit of a problem. But moving swiftly along, here’s my own not so little list of all the webseries I’ve watched all-the-way-through and want to ramble about in alphabetical order. As always, these are my own thoughts and opinions, and you are perfectly entitled to have different ones. Because this list is so long, I’m putting it under a read-more (cause otherwise this would seriously fill your entire dash) but above the read-more I’m gonna put a list of the web series I talk about so you can see if there’s something you want to check out :)

Adult Wednesday Addams

Autobiography of Jane Eyre

Blank Verse

Carmilla

Classic Alice

East and West

Elinor and Marianne Take Barton

Emma Approved

Frankenstein M.D.

From Mansfield With Love

Green Gables Fables

The Goreys

Hipsterhood

I Didn’t Write This

In Earnest

Jobhunters

Jules and Monty

Kissing in the Rain

The Lizzie Bennet Diaries

The Misselthwaite Archives

The New Adventures of Peter and Wendy

Nothing Much to Do

School of Thrones

Squaresville

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Settling Down
  • Jane: Okay, just hear me out before you say no.
  • Maura: Jane...
  • Jane: No! Maura, just... just... okay, look. *huffs* All I'm saying is that we should get a puppy.
  • Maura: You had a dog, remember? You never had time for Jo, she was always alone, and I'm pretty sure you forgot about her as often as you remembered her. No, Jane.
  • Jane: That's not fair! It was a different time. We were different people. Besides, that was before the new job, the whole teaching thing, and the whole coming back to Boston thing. Come on, Maura! We need a puppy. Think about it. Wouldn't it be great to have a little guy running around? Someone to play fetch with? Someone to watch movies with? Someone to keep you warm on cold nights and do that cute little running in their sleep thing...
  • Maura: I have you for all of that. Why would we need a dog? I really doubt there's anything you can say to persuade me to agree to us getting a dog.
  • Jane: I can handle it! You know I can, and, frankly, I think you're being unfair about Jo. You know I took care of Jo just fine.
  • Maura: What about the tortoise?
  • Jane: Uh... tortoise?
  • Maura: Watson?
  • Jane: Oh! The *tortoise*. Well...
  • Maura: Exactly. The answer is no.
  • Jane: Man! This is so unfair. How are we going to get ready for kids if we don't even have a puppy to practice on? I mean, it's a puppy. Who doesn't love puppies?
  • Maura: You can't crate train a child, Jane.
  • Jane: Well, I mean, you *could*...
  • Maura: *heavy sigh* No.
  • Jane: So no on the puppy?
  • Maura: No on the puppy.
  • Jane: No on kids?
  • Maura: Maybe on children. We've only been officially dating for a few months. Give it time, Jane. I'd like to eventually adopt a child and raise them with you, but I'd like to get through our first year as an official couple as a start. You can understand that, can't you?
  • Jane: Yeah, sure. It's just that it feels like we've been dating for years, you know? I can't believe I'm saying this, but I am SO ready to settle down with you, Maura. I think... I just think it's time.
  • Maura: Well... maybe we can start looking into it?
  • Jane: Adoption?
  • Maura: A puppy.
  • Jane: Yes!
I Ship It

Summery: you are Tony Stark’s daughter, and you are close to the newest members of the team. During a Harry Potter marathon with the younger members of the team Steve develops an opinion on your and Pietro’s relationship. (better than sounds probably)

(Y/N) your name
(h/c) Hair color
(h/l) hair length
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It was a typical day in the tower. You had spent the day with the Maximoff twins and Vision having a Harry Potter marathon. Your idea of course, when you heard that they never saw any of the Harry Potter movies you insisted that they join you in watching every movie. You were all curled up on the couch with you on one side of the couch with Pietro sitting in the middle and Wanda on the other side of him with Vision, various types of snacks were piled up on the coffee table (and yes most were Harry Potter themed). We were about half way through the movies with The Goblet of Fire playing on the giant screen when your dad Tony Stark, the woman who is practically your mom, Pepper Potts, and the man who you thought of as a grandfather, Steve Rogers, walked in. “Hey kids how’s your marathon going?” your dad asked walking towards you and planting a kiss on the top of your head.

“It’s going great! Harry’s about to face off against the dragon,” You answered your eyes glued to the screen as Hermione jumped into Harry’s arms, “I ship those two so much,” you sighed absentmindedly.

“I do too, sweetheart, I do too,” your dad started, “anyway your on your own tonight, the adults are going to a fancy dinner with the mayor and all those other big shots. Don’t throw any wild parties while we’re gone.”

“You don’t have to worry dad we still got 4 more movies to get through.” You said pausing the movie before turning around so you were now facing the trio of adults. “We are going to be up all night finishing these movies!” you cheered.

“Okay but when the movies are over go right to bed, it isn’t healthy for young adults to stay up all night then do anything but sleep,” Pepper said in her mothering voice.

“Of course, mom, when have we ever done otherwise,” you saw the look on her face so you quickly added, “don’t answer that!”

“Okay we got to go or we’ll be late, and everyone’s is waiting for us in the limo, have fun kids see you later,” your dad said ushering the other two adults to the elevator.
“Bye guys, have fun love you!” You shouted after them the others in the room also shouting their farewells. You hear the adults shout their forms of goodbye from the elevators. You turn back around and press play, “Okay let’s continue.”
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(In the limo)

“Sorry we’re late but we had to say goodbye to the children,” Tony said settling in between Pepper and Bruce.

As the limo started on the road Steve asked a question that he had been meaning to asked ever since (Y/N) said the word. “What did (Y/N) mean when she said that she ships Harry and Hermione?”

Everybody chuckled a bit at Steve’s question before Natasha decided to take pity on the poor man and answer his question, “It means that she wants to see or she thinks that they would make a good couple, like how I ship Tony and Pepper together.”

“Or how I ship Nat and Bruce together,” Clint piped up followed by the avengers naming who they shipped.

“I ship Thor and Jane all the way to the moon,” Tony shouted causing everyone to laugh.

“I ship Pietro and (Y/N),” Steve yelled out finally understanding the concept. Everybody shouted their agreements laughing and having, well everybody except for one.

“What do you mean that you ship my daughter with that roadrunner!” Tony shouted.

“Well they’re really cute together, Pietro is always trying to be close with (Y/N) and protect her,” Steve explained.

“I’ve noticed that to,” Bruce said contributing to the conversation, “Whenever she’s in the lab he’s hovering over her, he always tries to impress her during training when he drags her to it, and he always seems to find some way of touching her whether it’s holding her hand, poking her, or just finding some reason to hug her.”

“I don’t like this I don’t like this at all,” Tony pouted crossing his arms over his chest. He resembled a little kid who just got a toy taken away from them.

“Oh don’t be like that Tony you should be happy.” Pepper said poking Tony in the side.

“Why is that?” Tony asked not losing his pouting child look.

“Someone loves her enough to brave the anger of the Avengers,” Pepper giggled.

“I still don’t like it,” Tony huffed.
_—————————————————————————————————————-
(Back at the Tower After the dinner party 2:00 a.m.)
The Avengers walked out of the elevator into the silence of the Tower.

“I guess the kids decided to turn in and finish the movies tomorrow,” Clint shrugged his shoulders, as they walked deeper into the tower.

That theory was soon disproven when the Avengers entered into the living room. They found that they’re ships had sailed, and caused Tony to resemble a volcano that was about to erupt. All the kids were curled up sleeping on the couch. Wanda was resting her head on Vision’s shoulders with his head rested on top of hers. Now that wasn’t why Tony was mad, he was mad because of the position that Pietro and you were in. You were sleeping on Pietro’s chest hands fisting his shirt. One of Pietro’s hands were tangled into your (h/l) (h/c) hair and his other arm was wrapped possessively around your waist looking like he would never let go of you, and your legs were tangled together. Needless to say Tony was not happy.

“GET YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER!” Tony shouted waking up everyone in the room. You and Pietro were so shocked that you both ended up falling of the couch in a tangled heap. Tony snatched you away from Pietro in a blink of a eye. “YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!!! YOU HEAR ME SPEEDY!!! COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW (Y/N)!” Tony dragged you to your room and ordered F.R.I.D.A.Y. to not let Pietro enter this room. You were too tired to even question your dad’s antics and just fell back to sleep on your bed.

Back in the living room Pietro wasn’t doing much better than you were, “what was all that about?” he asked the others in the room accent heavy with sleep.

“Just Tony trying to sink our ship, but don’t worry we won’t let him mess with one of our otps,” Clint said patting Pietro on his back.

“I did not understand a word you just said,” Pietro croaked out.

“All you need to know is that we ship it to Asgard and back,” Steve said causing all the adults to laugh and the teens in the room to slump to their rooms for some sleep away from the crazy grown ups.

anonymous asked:

hi. i have a question. the rest of your ships are so good but why do you ship roxy and john? it looks like such boring het to me and roxy deserves better than him i think but youre good at explaining things and i dont think youre the kind of person who just ships a boy and girl main character because they stand beside each other so why john/roxy instead of roxycallie?? i really want to know. thank you

I really liked John & Roxy’s interactions in the aftermath of Game Over and I was always attached to the idea of them growing closer over the fact that they are the only ones from the main cast truly “FROM” that timeline, if that makes sense. They are the GO versions of themselves, they survived those events, Roxy was THERE for those events and will always have those horrific memories, and John was the one who was there for her, John is the one who found her, and Roxy is one of few people around currently who has some idea of the true SCOPE of what it was John did with his retcon powers. (Terezi is the only other one who really does, I think, and that’s debatable depending on how you interpret the events of Remem8er.) 

So you have this mutual thing where Roxy is almost the only person John has to TALK about that to who can really comprehend it and John is almost the only person Roxy has who she was inarguably, irrefutably the “correct” Roxy to – remember, the Roxy from the current alpha timeline DIED. The Roxy we have now slipped in through a cosmic technicality arranged by Typheus and Nyx and it’s implied that the Roxy that Jane killed died BECAUSE Roxy made the decision to go on with John. That is some heavy, heavy, heavy shit! The narrative never really DEALT with that, but our current canon Jane Crocker literally murdered the Roxy Lalonde from her timeline in cold blood, and presumably will also always have THAT memory. 

Please note I don’t in a bajillion years think any of the kids would ever consider Roxy anything other but THEIR Roxy and treat her the same, but like, she’s NOT, right? And Roxy knows that. And John is from her timeline and doesn’t have memories of some phantom Roxy that wasn’t ACTUALLY her. If that makes sense. 

Plus I mean there was canon attraction there, canon flirting, they were cute, I don’t think them being het detracted from their chemistry. It was cute seeing John scrambling to impress her and it was cute seeing Roxy be kind of immediately smitten with John’s ability to, even in the worst actual possible situation, regroup and be determined to somehow fix things. Roxy was ready to give up. John is the one who convinced her it was worth it to keep fighting. 

So yeah. I liked them. I realize there’s a whole fucking boatload of fandom garbage happening with Roxygen right now because every fucking nasty homophobic asshole on the planet is crying salty crocodile tears that The Last Bastion Of Het In Homestuck was breached, but like, Jesus. Some of us shipped it cause it was a Good Ship, y’all. Had a lot of interesting stuff brewing around in it. 

I don’t find Callie that compelling of a character comparatively and never liked how young she skewed compared to Roxy and blah blah blah blah blah I’ve talked about why I don’t ship RoxyCallie on here before. They’re cute. It’s nice that Callie has someone after living such a lonely life who will spoil her with unconditional affection. I just don’t personally have any attachment to it or think there’s much chemistry there that is explicitly romantic. I can see them as queerplatonic at most and considering I always kinda read Roxy as a more sexual character it just doesn’t gel with my headcanons.

I’m happy for RoxieCallie shippers that are getting what they want; grats on being canon. I’m also kinda sad that my ship sunk, and on top of that, fucking assholes from shithole communities are poisoning the well on it in the aftermath, because it’s still legitimately my 4th favorite ship in the damn comic despite no longer being canon. Sigh.

What about all the cute moments Adam, Ronan, and Opal will have as a family?

  • Before Adam leaves for college, Opal is so distraught he has to give her his old Aglionby sweater to calm her down. She wears it all the damn time, no matter what the weather is. 
  • Dancing in the living room at the Barns, complete with bowing and calling Opal “milady” until Opal insists Adam and Ronan have to dance together because “THAT’S HOW TRUE LOVE WORKS!!!! DIDN’T YOU TWO LEARN ANYTHING IN FANCY SCHOOL?”
  • Ronan is really protective of Opal, because she spent so long living in dreams and sometimes has no idea how reality works. 
  • He talks to her in Latin and people give them the weirdest looks at the store and at church. 
  • Even Declan likes Opal. She calls him “Uncle Declan” and he thinks it’s really freaking cute. Whenever he visits, he brings little gifts with him and watches carefully to see which ones make her face light up the most. 
  • Gansey trying to win Opal’s favor is both adorable and pathetic. He gives her giant mythology books and she looks at him like he’s gone crazy, despite knowing perfectly well that Gansey is Gansey and that’s that. 
    • He constantly asks Blue, “What have I done wrong?” to which her reply is always, “Nothing. She’s just not into Glendower.”
    • “WHAT? JANE, GLENDOWER IS A CLASSIC!!!!”
    • “Yeah. A classic Gansey move. I can’t believe I love you.”
  • At breakfast, Adam’s always taking sticks off of Opal’s plate and replacing them with bacon and toast and fruit and whatever else she should be eating. 
  • “No, Opal, Adam… uh, Dad… doesn’t want to eat a stick for lunch. I know you think you’re helping, but that won’t actually make him healthy and strong.” And then Ronan has to deal with her pouting and holding the stick up hopefully saying, “But Dad needs the stick, Daddy! He’ll die without the stick!”
  • Adam finds a stick in the lunch bag Ronan and Opal made him (they do this a lot because Opal insists and Adam can’t refuse) and a note from Ronan that says, I’m so sorry, but you should have seen the way she was looking at me. Who the fuck could refuse? She thought you were going to die if you didn’t eat this goddamn stick!
  • Later Opal asks Adam if he liked the stick and he raises an eyebrow and says, “Uh… I don’t eat sticks anymore- bad for your teeth- but I gave it to Dan and he thought it was the best stick he’d ever had.”
  • This answer is satisfying to Opal. She packs sticks “For Dan” from now on and Adam has to explain to Dan that his daughter thinks sticks are nutritious snacks and he should really just play along with it. 
  • Dan from work always thanks Opal for the sticks. Opal is pleased. 
  • So this has kind of been Opal Parrish-Lynch Things part 2. Hope you enjoyed it!
Order Up! (Lay x Reader)

What is good people? Been awhile, huh? Well, I thought I’d give you guys a little something to tied you over while I finish my exams. This was requested by a sweet anon, who’d I also like to profusely apologize to for this requests tardiness and I hope you’ll forgive me! Anyway, please enjoy!

P.S. FUCK YIXING THE NO SHIRT WAS UNNECESSARY FOR THE LOVE ME RIGHT MV just kidding it was the best part lol

“Order up Miss ____!" 

You perked up, but not before finishing the silverware you had been meticulously folding, smoothing your apron front daintily. You smiled gently at the chef, who’s impatient frown softened as you grabbed the tray of food and chuckled, "If you ask me to go any faster, I might as well have to learn to teleport just to keep up with you." 

 As you gracefully slipped through the restaurant, you heard the chef give one of his rare belly laughs, another grin flitting across your soft feature. You weaved in and out of customers and coworkers, the platters you were carrying wafted a warm and delicious aroma behind you.  

 When you reached one of your tables, you set down the food happily, the diners gaping at both the food and you. Your cheeks were dusted pink when one of the customers admonished, "You’re so cute, Miss ____! How are you not famous or an idol?" 

 You waved away their compliment with an embarrassed smile, "Oh, no. I’m really not-" 

 "It’s really a shame you’re couped up here waiting tables day and night, don’t you think?,” the young woman looked up sincerely from her plate. 

 You’re eyes widened, “I actually enjoy my job very much, ma'am,” you bowed politely, clutching the serving try tightly, “If there isn’t anything else you need, I’ll leave you to enjoy your meal.” With that, you spun on your cute Mary Janes, your face suddenly burying into someone’s chest. You gasped loudly, stumbling backwards in shock, successfully tripping over your own feet, and landing unceremoniously on your bottom. 

 "Oh my! I’m so sorry, miss!“ 

 Someone crouched down beside you, a hand placing itself softly around your shoulders as they helped you up carefully. 

 You looked up at your attacked and rescuer, so shocked you nearly swallowed your tongue. He had to be the most handsome boy you’d ever seen. He had cheerful features with intense dark eyes that unabashedly stared at you with both concern and intrigue. His rosy lips were simply hypnotizing when he would suddenly worry one between his teeth. "Are you alright? You’re not hurt are you?,” he gripped one of your arms, steadying you as you regained your surroundings. 

 You stuttered pathetically, still staring at the gorgeous boy, “I-I’m fine!" 

 His angelic face was full of such genuine concern you could’ve squealed at the cuteness of it right then. He leaned in, "You’re sure?” Just the proximity of his face to your own sent a heat to your cheeks, until they were as red as tomatoes. 

 You spluttered inelegantly, “Oh yes! I’m definitely fine now!” The restaurant gaped at the scene, disbelief written on their faces that the graceful sweetheart of the restaurant was so flustered. 

 And so red. Right then, he smiled. 

It was probably the sweetest and most real smile you’d ever seen. It seemed to only be meant for you and it made you feel like you were the only person that mattered to him in that moment; that you were the most precious thing to him. It filled you with such a happy warmth, you wanted to huddle into his arms and let him hold you for the rest of eternity. Oh, that and his dimples. You believed no one could resist dimples as precious as his just then. 

 He bowed politely, his eyes alight with his smile, “That’s a relief then. I don’t think I could forgive myself if I hurt such a beautiful girl.” With that he gave you one more amused smile before walking past you carefully. If there ever were a color more intense than red, you’d found it just then. Beautiful? You?! You didn’t dare turn around for fear he’d see the redness of your face, so you stiffly walked back toward the kitchens, your back awkwardly straight, cursing your natural aptitude for blushing easily. You entered the stainless steel haven with a sigh of relief, still too flustered to get a grip of yourself. You peeked eagerly out the small round window of the kitchen doors to see if the boy was still in the restaurant. Not seeing him, you calmed down, trying to quell the sudden disappointment that pricked at you.  

 "Miss _____! We need you for a table!,“ the voice of a hostess called out. Taking a few calming breathes, you regained your cheerful countenance and pushed the kitchen doors open, "I’ll be right there! How many at the table?" 

 The hostess handed you a single menu without looking up, "Just one.” You nodded to yourself, before flitting through the restaurant to your assigned table, which was located at your favorite spot in the whole joint. A floor to ceiling window looked out over the adorable main street and since the restaurant was two stories, it looked out and over and left to right of the busiest street in the city, like a panoramic picture. Beside the window a small fireplace crackled merrily and the soft muttering of the space caused a relaxing atmosphere to diffuse throughout the tables. 

 You saw him before you even reached the table and you stopped in your tracks and gaped at him in both disbelief and obvious admiration. The handsome boy who’d bumped into you earlier looked like he came straight out of a movie, what with the way he gazed with distant eyes out of the window, watching the people and cars stroll down the street. His head rested pensively on his propped elbow as the other hand picked absentmindedly at the table cloth. Swallowing your nervousness with a gulp of air, you walked confidently over to his table. You bowed cheerfully and placed the menu on the table with a bit too much force, “Good evening! I’m ____, and I’ll be taking care of you." 

 He looked pleasantly surprised to see you again, but he greeted you smoothly, "Hello again. I was hoping I’d have you as my waitress. If someone else had you, I think I might have had to fight them to have you all to myself." 

 You attempted to steel yourself and not blush, but failed miserably, "Oh, please! I’m not worth fighting over." 

 He smirked and it had to be the sexiest thing you’d ever seen, "I beg to differ.” You almost missed it, but you caught his eyes flicker up and down your body, “By the way, Miss _____, that outfit looks especially cute on you." 

 You unconsciously tugged the frilly skirt with your fingers, not believing that he’d just checked you out and his compliment. You smoothed your apron before reaching into one of the pockets, taking out your paper pad and pen. 

 Clearing your throat, you stuttered, "T-thank you. May I start you off with a drink?" 

 He smiled again, almost to himself, his dimples poking cutely from his cheeks as he spoke, "I think I’ll have whatever you think I’d want.” You furrowed your eyebrows and he laughed, “I’m not sure I understand what you mean.” Dimples. He grinned toothily this time, “I want to see what you’d think I’d want. Surprise me." 

 You blinked, before chuckling to yourself, "Alrighty then. I’ll be right out with your ‘surprise’.” You turned and could practically feel his dark gaze burning a hole into your back as your skirt swished tantalizingly. 

 Once you reached the kitchen, you nearly slumped against one of the counters in exhaustion. Just walking from the table to here felt like you’d just run a marathon. Your face was heated and your heart was beating a mile a minute. Composing yourself for the umpteenth time that day, you decided you’d serve him raspberry lemonade, your favorite drink. You weren’t sure why, but instinct drove you to it, so you picked up the glass and returned to the table, where he sat contemplating the menu with wide-eyes intrigue. For some reason you were nervous as you handed him the drink, “Here’s the surprise you asked for. Please, enjoy." 

 He didn’t even examine the drink twice before he sipped it, a look of happiness crossed his face. He looked up at you excitedly, "How’d you know?" 

 You arched an eyebrow, "Know what?" 

 In his excitement he grabbed your hand without noticing, your eyes widening to the size of plates, "That raspberry lemonade is my favorite drink." 

 You were genuinely surprised, pleasantly in fact, "It’s actually my favorite too, so it was the first drink I thought of." 

 "Huh,” he smirked again, making your heart flutter, “What a funny coincidence.” You shifted on your feet, taking out your pad of paper and pen again before asking, “Have you decided what you would like tonight?" 

 He didn’t even look up, a smile twitched on his lips, "I think you already know." 

 You raised a brow, "I’m afraid I don’t, perhaps you can tell me?" 

 He looked up and you expected a smirk, but instead was greeted with his adorable smile, dimples and all. For the first time tonight, he’d lost his confident facade and was replaced by what you believed was actually him. His dark eyes twinkled playfully, "I’d like to order the cute and witty waitress with the beautiful eyes.”  

 Your froze and bit your lip painfully hard, deciding to play along with him, “How would you like that to be cooked?” His eyes flickered up and down you body again, this time fully knowing that you would notice him. 

 He smoothly replied, without missing a beat, “I would prefer her to be well done." 

 In that instant, you would have gladly crawled into a hole and never come out again, so that no one could see just how scarlet you were. Your body shivered and blushed under his gaze and neither of you spoke for what felt like an eternity. The two of you were locked in each other’s gaze, his eyes softening until it felt like you’d been swallowed into their very depths. 

 He broke the silence suddenly, "I’m Lay." 

 ”____,“ you blurted, "But you already knew that." 

 He laughed. You laughed. The two of you ended up just looking at each other again, letting the silence fall again. You didn’t even realize his hand had crept across the table until his fingers were entwined with your own. His voice was soft and a little timid, "What time do you…?" 

 You finished for him, a smile on your petal pink lips, "Get off?…Thirty minutes." 

 You clicked your pen close and turned to walk away mischievously. He stopped you and grabbed your hand again, dimples cheekily poking out, "What about my food, ____?" 

 You grinned and tugged your hand away playfully, "You’re getting me aren’t you?" 

 He leaned back in his seat, a satisfied smile on his lips, "Guess that’s exactly what I ordered.”

I think a really underappreciated Jetra/Petra moment is before Petra asks Jane to help her get Magda out of prison when she sees Mateo and goes “Mateo’s wearing the onesie I got him. So cute!”

Petra who probably resented Mateo’s existence at first because it ended her marriage and gave Jane something she was supposed to have (a son).

Petra who probably hadn’t wandered into the baby clothes section of stores for four years without breaking a little inside.

Petra who is pregnant and afraid of losing this baby too.

Petra who accidentally went into the toddler section of the boy’s clothing first. Remembering that her son would be four- no three and half. Thinking that he would be so excited to have a little brother.

Petra who is so excited to see Mateo in the onesie she bought him, because it was a big step for her to do it.

Dgsjhsdjdh I love u both @anoteinpink and @gurguliare. I admit, I ID most strongly with Mr. Bennet, as someone who finds sarcasm the best response to any situation and decided that hiding in books is a viable life-choice esp when one’s blood relations are ridiculous and constantly getting into petty arguments that venture into public impropriety. I also identify more than I should with the like… being #woke enough to see social problems but not… really doing much about them. (I do go to protests, but not as often as I should and though I called my senators and rep daily for January and some of February, now I only call them when there’s a vote looming, or a particularly upsetting headline. I wish I was in a financial position to give to charity too, but I will have student loans until I die, thanks to Betsy DeVoss.)

ANYHOW @nurselaney, I think Jane Bennet/ Captain Wentworth would be cute. They could bond over their disappointed first loves, and Jane, who is firm when she feels she is right, would earn Captain Wentworth’s admiration. And Wentworth being handsome and well-mannered and still very kind would probably go a long way with Jane. He could probably stiffen her resolve and get her to be more open about her preferences and feelings, and she could get him over his resentments.

I do have trouble imagining Jane living on board a ship, though, which I don’t with Anne Elliot. I think Jane’s too gentle to ever be that close to war.

I binged on Stranger Things last week and it was SOOOO GOOOOOOD!! I really enjoyed it a lot and I knew I wanted to make some fan art but I wasn’t sure of what. I also really wanted to make something in time for San Francisco Comic Con this weekend and finally got time to sit down today and just work on making this. I think its really cute, and hope you agree :)

You can find me this weekend at booth #607!

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Anonymous said:(If it post twice i am sorry ^^) Okey here is my request. So Dell is a teacher at the high school. He is very popular. Only one student does not respect him. Jane Doe. He is a brat who thinks he can afford everything and everyone. Dell is only one who contradicts and tries to calm him down. But one day, when Engi and Solly are after school,in one class and a they fight. Jane is the clear winner and choose his reward. (If you know what i mean)

this AU really kills me,sooooooooooooooooo cute,thank you so much Anon!

i hope you don’t mind i change a little,because i feel kind awful about”teacher fight student”

also sorry for any bug in this  

anonymous asked:

For that character thing can you do it for Jill stern?

Full disclosure, I never watched A Document of Madness (although I want to!), so I only know of Jill what I saw in The Better Strangers. But thank you so much for this, I love Jill Stern so much and this was a lot of fun :)

  • their hogwarts house: I’m not sure, actually. Maybe Ravenclaw?
  • their ilvermorny house: Thunderbird (I don’t know, I think?)
  • their patronus: hedgehog (very cute, sometimes prickly and pretty self-sufficient/skittish around people until she knows she can trust them)
  • their favourite food: red licorice
  • their favourite book: Jane Eyre
  • their favourite disney movie: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs because it’s a classic and it established right off the bat that short hair on princesses is totally cool.
  • their sexuality: I really want Jill to be queer. Like something tells me she’s biromantic demisexual. The creators say she’s straight, so there’s that.
  • their worst memory: anytime she’s been betrayed by her friends
  • their happiest memory: just being silly besties with Rose and Paulie and doing college kid stuff like all-nighters and parties and making challenge and prank videos. She definitely rewatches some of the videos fondly when she misses her friends/her college days in the future.
  • and if i ship them w/ someone, the moment they fell in love with them: I don’t really ship Jill with anyone that strongly. But AU where a few years down the line, Jill is on a friends’ lunch date with Rose and Rose is smiling excitedly about something and Jill zones out looking at her because she’s such a lovely person and Jill adores her- and then Jill realizes ‘holy shit I’m in love with my best friend.’ After the lunch is over she excuses herself and calls Paulie in a panic. He laughs for several minutes straight because “oh my god I knew it!” And then invites her over for ice cream and consolation because what are friends for.

anonymous asked:

I was so excited about getting this stupid vibrator that is super cute but it's not functional like at all it's unweildlh to hold and I paid $20 and of course amazon won't let me return it. So y'all be warned the utimi pink rabbit head/ear vibrator is super cute but it's very hard to use/hold especially for clit stimulation :( first time vibe users- lyork on amazon has really cheap and nice wand style ones. My first broke after two months but it was only $12 and I loved it.

I’ve got a plain jane Dr Johnson’s (or some shit) and it’s treated me very well and I think it’s pretty cheap (it was bought for me).

As a side note: Plain Jane would be an excellent name for a discrete vibrator company.

Who else wants to send me their vibrator reviews? I’m always up for helping my gyns out to masturbate to glory

thekoontzy  asked:

Spock isn't sure how the Captain got those /shorts/. Logically he thinks he should call them undergarments but beyond that point is a more pressing question. It nags him like a puzzle waiting to be solved or a chess game that only just begun. Did the Captain make them? A low possibility but one that ranks about 53.75%. Did he own them before their mission start? That ranks higher. Spock calculates a probability at 87.36 %. Did he find them on shore leave? That is the lowest probability. (1)

cont: Dutifully to himself he calculates the scenario is in the 12.68%. Due to the fact the last shore leave was 5 months ago on a mostly barren beach planet. So the question remained distracting Spock from work. Pressing lips into a thin line he wonders if someone dared the Captain. Though Spock notes the Captain has declined dares since the incident with the cat like creature in sector 8638c. Thus leaving that scenario in the 5.83%. Frustrated Spock decided to meditated hoping to find some answer.

Three hours later and Spock slowly emerged from mediation with no answer. Paper work on his desk laid as a reminder he had more practical things to do with his time. Duties to attend to other then wonder how the Captain got ahold of a pair of very form fitting red undergarments or shorts as the Captain declared. With his mind focused elsewhere Spock didn’t hear the shared bathroom door open nor spot the blue eyes staring at him.“Spock. Stop your Vulcan sulking I got them from Chekov.”(End)

Fic for the cute Chekov!

WELL THIS IS REALLY GREAT AND SPOCK THINKING A LOT ABOUT KIRK’S BOOTY SHORTS IS SOMETHING THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE OF THANK YOU VERY MUCH

edit: added the rest of the fic that was eaten by tumblr!

we're a crooked love in a straight line down

happy valentine’s day everyone!

Blue was angry at everything, and then angry at herself for being angry.

The living room was slowly being suffocated with Valentine’s Day presents from all of Orla’s admirers - this included but was not limited to: bouquets of flowers, balloons, chocolate boxes, stuffed animals, and fancy red boxes with fancy red ribbons. (“I bet you Grandma’s ring these are undergarments,” Orla had said, then opened one of them without waiting for Blue’s response - which was a mere eye roll. Grandma’s sapphire ring had stayed on her finger as always.)

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anonymous asked:

Imagine some modern AU where Engie and Solly only speak on the internet maybe just emails, and Engi think Solly is a girl because of his name. And when Jane wants to date him or something, he's refuse because he's gay. Then somehow (maybe a picture) he find out the truth, and try to find Solly, to apologise. Kinda like in EuroTrip. Sorry it stuck in my head and I wanted to share with you.

awww that’s a really cute idea!! i love it! thanks for share with me >w<

anonymous asked:

(1/2) (is that how I'm supposed to do a two part thing idk) anyway I'm best friends with a close family friend, for the sake of identities being kept secret she will be called jane. Jane has a friend that i will call Valerie, i think Valerie is really cute but apparently there have been times where she hasn't been there nicest to Jane, Jane is still mad about it which is completely reasonable, but Jane is very quick to jump to conclusions.

(2/2) I would never date someone that Jane didn’t like because she’s family and thats really important to me and all that shit but what do you think? Do you think it would be weird or rude for me to pursue this? Sorry this was so long tho

Thaaaaat’s a tough call… In my case, I tend to avoid people that have harmed my friends. It’s almost always people I have minimal or no connection with anyway, and I care for my friends more. Even if they say it’s okay I talk to them, I just… Don’t want to, y’know?

But, I’ve never had a crush on someone a friend disliked… I have a gut feeling that Jane would get upset if you tried to pursue this, and if you DID go for it, don’t keep it a secret. That’s a big no. You could try talking to Jane about it, seeing if it’s okay with her, but I don’t know how she’d react to something like that.

I’m not sure what I would do honestly… If you value Jane more, then maybe don’t… But if you’re really that interested in Valerie, then I’d talk to Jane. I don’t know what Valerie’s done or said that hurt her, so?? Sorry I can’t be much help, it’s a tricky situation. I hope you’re able to figure something out, though

edit: i really need to pay attention to what blogs people send asks to fuckin hell

Bookworm - Theo Raken x Reader

[Masterlist]

Request: do you think you could do a theoxreader whet the reader almost always reading a book and Theo notices and thinks it’s really cute and stuff and like it’s really fluffy if that makes sense?

A/N: Finally i got that request done! This was on my list since FOREVER omg i swear. I really really hope you like it! It’s 2 am rigth now, so if there are any mistakes, i am sorry.

Warnings: None, really fluffy

My fingers graced over the cover before I opened the book and started to get lost in the words of Jane Austen.

Pride and Prejudice was by far my favorite book. I could read it over and over again and no matter how often I read it, it just never gets old.

Which is why I had the already worn-out copy with me all the time. I never left the house without the book in my bag and I always found time to read it. On the bus station, while driving in the bus, at a line, when I’m at the café, in the waiting room or when I had a free period.

Like now, for example.

I sat in the library, quite hidden between the shelves with my head lying on my bag. Reading was just a thing I always loved doing whenever I could. It was my escape from reality, a chance to go into someone’s head and see the things out of their view for a while.

Completely consumed by my book, I didn’t notice Theo Raeken, the guy I was always told by the pack to stay away from, was watching me.


 When I took a look at the clock, I saw that I had to be at my next class in about ten minutes, so I closed my book and put it back in my bag, which I loosely slung over my shoulder.

I headed towards my locker to get the things I needed for biology. Opening it, I noticed a small note fall out and landing on the floor. Bending down and opening the note, my heart skipped a beat.

I immediately recognized the words, of course, they were lines from Pride and Prejudice.

“You have bewitched me, body and soul.” –T.R.

T.R. ? Was it possible that..could it be..? No. Theo Raeken, the guy from my biology class, the guy that Stiles desperately tries to prove guilty, the guy that the pack does not trust, would never, not in a million years, take an interest in me. No.

Even though I tried to convince myself that this was just a random note from someone else, a prank or something else, something meaningless, the thought that someone had picked up the fact that I read this book so often and then wrote me a note with one of my favorite quotes…

That just made my stomach flutter like crazy.


As I walked into the classroom, the only seat left was next to Theo. I tried to avoid looking at him as best as I could, but I could still feel myself blushing, especially since I could sense him staring at me.

“Got something to say?” I asked, instantly regretting the harsh tone.

“Oh, sorry, I was just wondering if you liked my note, Elizabeth.” He smirked, making an emphasize on the nickname, which made me smile.

“Well, I don’t know, Mr. Darcy, what are your intentions?” I asked raising an eyebrow.

It’s not a good idea to react to his flirting, and it sure as hell isn’t a good idea to flirt back, but I couldn’t help myself. He really got me with the note, it was just way too romantic and cheesy to come from someone who is apparently a bad guy.

“Meet me at the parking lot after school and I’ll tell you.” Theo whispered in my ear, his breath on my neck making me shiver.


After I finished my last class, I made my way to the school parking lot to meet Theo.

It only took a few minutes for me to spot him, leaning against his car.

I walked over to him and his smile grew, making him look even more gorgeous than before. He was a werewolf so I was aware that he could sense my emotions through chemo signals, so I was trying my best to keep calm and not get nervous.

“So, what’s up with the note?” I asked leaning my head to the side.

“Well, I certainly know that Pride and Prejudice is you favorite book and since I’ve been wanting to ask you out on a date for a while, I figured that would be the perfect way to do so.” Theo took a step closer and looked at me with a flirtatious grin.

Oh boy, I think I’m about to faint.

“Oh, uhm, really?” looking down and then slowly back up at him again, I saw him wearing a genuine smile.

Theo slowly took my hand in his and nodded.

“Then just tell me when and where.”  

“I can pick you up at 8 tonight. The Where is still a surprise. You okay with that?” he asked and I responded with a yes, before he stepped in his car and drove away.


“Why the hell were you holding hands with Theo –Shady- Raeken ? “ Stiles practically jumped at me as soon as I walked through the door.

“Well hello to you too. Couldn’t you guys have texted me and told me there was a pack meeting now instead of hiding in my room and almost giving me an heart attack?” I snapped at my friends, who had scared the shit out of me by all sitting in my room when I came home.

“It was kind of urgent, considering the fact that you’ve been cozying up to the enemy.” Stiles spat, squinting his eyes at me.

“We don’t know if he’s really the enemy, maybe that’s a little overdra-“ Scott intervened but I ignored him.

“Just because you think Theo is the devil in disguise doesn’t mean that I can’t talk to him. In fact, He and I are going out tonight.” I crossed my arms on front of my chest and smirked, Stiles’ eyes going wide.

“(y/n), you can’t be serious. Theo can not be trusted!” he yelled, throwing his hands in the air.

“Okay guys calm down. (y/n) isn’t stupid, she knows what she’s doing. If he seems suspicious to her, she can always call us, and she can protect herself really well.” Lydia defended me.

“Thank YOU!” I sighed, shooting her a grateful smile.

“I mean I get why she wants to go though. He does look extremely hot.” Malia, who had been quiet the entire conversation, threw in casually.

“Okay, wow, thank you, that’s definitely helping.” Stiles groaned.


It was almost eight and I was slowly but surely freaking out.

My outfit was cute, but not too fancy. My favorite blue jeans paired with a nice white lacy top.  I took the delicate golden necklace out of my jewelry box and hung it around my neck

Shortly after I finished my makeup and hair, I heard a car park outside and I rushed downstairs to open the door.

Theo was dressed in a pair of jeans that fit him perfectly and a black shirt that was tight enough so you could make out his muscles underneath. He held a simple white rose and handed it to me.

“You look absolutely beautiful.” He said, making me blush.

“Thank you. You don’t look so bad yourself. So, where to?”

I closed the door behind me and we made our way to his car with our hand intervened.

“You’ll see soon enough.” Theo smiled.


When it started to get dark outside and I noticed that he was driving into the woods, I was getting second thoughts. What if Stiles was right? What if Theo took me here to murder me and then bury my body in the woods? Oh my god. I’m screwed.

“Hey is everything okay? Your heart is beating like a sledgehammer.” He asked, looking concerned, which confused me because it seemed so honest.

“Uhm yea, I’m just nervous I guess.” I chuckled awkwardly.

“Oh. You’re thinking I’m going to hurt you right? Of course you are. I’m driving you into the woods in the middle of the night..oh my god I’m such an idiot. I am so sorry (y/n)! I wanted to to a picnic at the lookout point. I should’ve just told you. I’m sorry.” Theo explained , shaking his head at himself.

I let out a relieved sigh. “It’s okay Theo. It will be great.” I said, putting my hand on his that was on the steering wheel and smiled at him.

About five minutes later we had reached our destination. Theo exited the car and went to my side to open the door for me. He offered me a hand and I gladly took it, thanking him.

The view was absolutely breathtaking. You could see all of Beacon Hills from up here, the lights of the town in the dark blue night shining like stars at the bottom of the hill.

Theo got a blanket and a few snacks out of his car and placed it on the ground before he motioned for me to sit down beside him.

“You know,” he started, “ever since I came to the Beacon Hills High School, you fascinated me. I saw you in the halls every day, talking to Scott and Stiles and I wondered. What could a person like you have to do with the supernatural? Without sounding creepy, you just seemed..to pure for this dark world that we live in. And then I noticed you in the library whenever we had a free period. You would always sit in a quiet corner, all by yourself, with that one book in your hands. And you had that deep, concentrated look on your face, completely shutting out every one else. “

He smiled softly and paused, like he just relived one of those moments in his head. Then the reached out to gently push a strand of hair behind my ear.

“Every once in a while you would push your nice (y/h/c) hair behind your ear.

And all I could think about how I wanted to do it too, just like I did now and how you looked so effortlessly beautiful. As you do right now.”

My pulse was speeding up. Never in my life had someone said something this thoughtful and romantic to me. All I could think about in this moment was to kiss him.

And when Theo saw my eyes flicker to his lips, he took the chance, softly grabbed my neck and pressed his lips to mine.


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Fun Little MFMM Facts from the books

You might not need these, but in case something is lacking in your fanfics, you like random trivia, or you’re looking for an answer to one little thing…

- Jack is actually very serious about gardening. If something in his life is stressful (like Miss Fisher), Raisins and Almonds suggests that he greatly prefers the company of his flowers then over anything else.

- An ongoing list of what is (believed) to grow in his gardens: Cattleya flowers, slipper orchids, maidenhair fern, and irises. He also might have a small pond with running water.

- Jack will make Miss Fisher cut out any flower-growing tips she finds in her magazines.

- Hugh speaks pretty decent French, enough to be able to teach Dot some, and she is completely willing to learn and actively tries to keep using it. However, it’s mentioned later that Dot doesn’t speak any, or Hugh? (can’t quite remember now), so this is a fact-checking one.

- Jack and Phryne, in the novels, are extremely close friends, to the point where Jack can just show up in the morning to eat breakfast, or any other meal for that matter, with Miss Fisher…

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